media-posts

[tender orchid]

but lengthened videos remain unfixed

[sharp cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727450170962346058/1011739439145435227/wooo.webm

wow..

thought it was the lack of a link

discord ruining good things every single update for no reason

[safe palm]

tried my hand at making another vid and its a video thats for sure https://youtu.be/vTN8kspqHVA

[sharp cairn]

the concept could be fun

the degenerative hunger is a bit much though

i think it should be changed to

"you lose 15 hp every 10 seconds after you've eaten your first body"

[round stump]

very nice thumbnail art

[safe palm]

i put it in the description - thats kyberq i found them on fiverr

isnt it amazing

[round stump]

definitely is

[scenic elbow]

finland is russia now

but finland will be germany soon

[fathom grove]

yeah nah this is just fucking retarded

dusk is trying to be quake

ultrakill is trying to be doom

clearly different games that do clearly different things

[woven glen]

yes and I like ultrakill more

I am not calling them the same I just prefer ultrakill over dusk when it comes to retro-looking shooters

dusk being rather slow paced is kinda meh to me

silly

[cold hazel]

@plain rivet Everyone's so full of shit

Born and raised by hypocrites

Hearts recycled but never saved

From the cradles to the grave

[fathom grove]

jesus of suburbia worst album fr

[plain rivet]

From no food to too much food

Like the US

But for fat instead of food

United Statesian when I say what they are

[plain rivet]

Yeah, that's true in many ways

[cold hazel]

Thats not the album nsme dumbass

[plain rivet]

Half the time, people are so full of shit, it starts plopping out their mouths like a horse shitting

[cold hazel]

I bet you dont even listen to slipknot

[plain rivet]

And if you've seen a horse take a shit, you'd know what I mean

[cold hazel]

)all hope is gone best album

@plain rivet youd like slipknot

[plain rivet]

I prefer old albums

Like the ones on the record discs

And on the old radio

I'm old like that

[fathom grove]

american idiot whatever

the album is shit

kerplunk is way better

[cold hazel]

Youre shit

Eat my butt

[fathom grove]

no

[fathom grove]

they have like one or two songs i listen to

[cold hazel]

Do yoy even listen to slipknot

Bro

[fathom grove]

british people can't be hard

[cold hazel]

Are you british

[fathom grove]

no

[cold hazel]

Then wtf do brits have to do with this

[fathom grove]

slipknot is a british band

[cold hazel]

No

Theyre from fucking iowa

[fathom grove]

or at least some of the members are

are they not?

[cold hazel]

Only 1

[fathom grove]

probably the bassist

[cold hazel]

Ye

[fathom grove]

still tho shit band

[cold hazel]

He replaced paul gray

[cold hazel]

Kys

NOW

Elaborate as to why they are shit

[fathom grove]

no

[cold hazel]

Thats like the song

(People ÷ shit

[fathom grove]

idc

[timid heath]

"Agent, Behind you!"

[gusty tide]

SCP:SL new 939 leak straight from patreon tests (real)

[round stump]

!wran @gusty tide leaks

[ornate scroll]

@round stump has wranned Thunder Reason: leaks

[round stump]

Wranned too real

[tardy isle]

holy fucking shit

that's so fucking scare

his tummy rubles

[gusty tide]

noo am sorry forgive me

[fathom grove]

mercy and pharah kill yes sirrr

[turbid swift]

your aim sucks

[fathom grove]

why are you so mean to me

what have i done

[turbid swift]

cause you suck

[turbid swift]

dream soda

[lapis adder]

ew

cringe cola

gross

real men drink pepsi

[turbid swift]

real men drink dr bob

[lapis adder]

fair

thats also alright

[turbid swift]

real men also eat these

[lapis adder]

yes

[mortal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-lalo-salamanca-hi-chat-howard-hamlin-better-call-saul-gif-25760692

that music sucks

[turbid swift]

i know :DD-

[mortal eagle]

wtf is this

[vague monolith]

A skill issue, obviously

[hexed widget]

okay i'd eat them especially the creme betweens but the toast'ems look super suspicious

creme betweens is a horrible name tho

have you seen the poptarts bites

my college has them in the library and I was tempted to buy some

[cosmic aspen]

the man

[stable berry]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[hexed widget]

damnI had a good one like that

I had*

let me find it

nvm can't find it

[karmic kestrel]

more weapons to buff human classes and to nerf scps a little

will be posting all this shit to reddit soon

These concepts are made by me

images credit to " Google"

lol

[sharp cairn]

Weapon idea: tau cannon
Reason: half
stats: life

[solemn citrus]

Last year I found a cock on my birthday and this year I get railed by a tire

Ffs

[sharp cairn]

dam that tire can go rough

[turbid swift]

Found this treasure at the store today

[cosmic aspen]

@stable berry a little pocket change

clearly

[stable berry]

clearly

[arctic shore]

this is just objectively wrong LMFAO

[turbid swift]

me playing scp sl

[pearl vine]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-in-the-box-deal-with-it-gif-10890242

end life existence

now

[dry plume]

mr pibb

[cosmic aspen]

Im malding so hard @stable berry

my teammates let me down

[fathom grove]

why would it do 2x more damage to 173

isn't concrete more flame resistant than flesh

[barren pagoda]

yea wtf

[flint kite]

106 is a fly

[flint kite]

A nerf is the last thing any fucking SCP needs

The humans are so advantaged in SL its not even funny

[prisma ember]

yknow I think the taser would work better if it was like condemned's taser mechanic

it had an infinite ammo supply but a 3-4 sec cooldown, and cant damage but stuns for a little

[barren pagoda]

also how would a taser stun an SCP

[prisma ember]

i think it should only stun other humans

doesnt make sense for 939 to flop over from a taser tbh

[barren pagoda]

173 is a statue, 096 is unstoppable, 106's corrosion would stop the taser before it even hits the body (plus he's literally a corpse), 049's literally covered in leather and 939 can continue working even when dissected

[prisma ember]

maybe a few scientists could spawn with one so its less useless to take

sometimes you just need to taser a

[fathom grove]

does it say leather?

im sure that the two little prongs in it would be able to go through his skin

[prisma ember]

arent his clothes a part of his body

[fathom grove]

yes

they are his body

[turbid swift]

just use the hume excuse

[tender orchid]

Gluon Gun
Ammo: 100
Ammo Type: Depleted Uranium-235
Damage: Instantly tears apart any humanoid organism (100)

Thoughts

[fathom grove]

stfu

[low belfry]

Can someone please explain this and how it happend

[fathom grove]

what the fuck

oh

it seems an admin killed them

[low belfry]

But the guy had negative hp and no admins with the power to kill were on

[fathom grove]

maybe it caught up and killed him? idk

[low belfry]

I believe it might of been a hack or some sort

[low belfry]

I think it’s a hack or a exploit

[copper shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/743454928906748008/1012413110742679643/SCP_Secret_Laboratory_2022.08.25_-_19.26.10.04.DVR_Trim.mp4

this do be a crab people moment 🦀

[fathom grove]

haha eat shit

you fucking died

[copper shoal]

correction: i didn't die

this is my friend's clip

but i stole it for internet points

🚎

[fathom grove]

tell him to eat shit and that he died then

[copper shoal]

on god 🙏

[fathom grove]

did you just use trolleybus because you typed :troll

[copper shoal]

maybe

i've been doing that outside of servers for years though

[fathom grove]

i don't

i don't care

[cosmic aspen]

Crab game

[cosmic aspen]

Heart attack

[copper shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006982064458960916/1011505797001384057/stfu.gif

[fathom grove]

fuk

[cosmic aspen]

Hot

[turbid swift]

the last D boi in his cell delaying the round because he's eating food

[cosmic aspen]

Shoulda angled

[fathom grove]

079 sweep:

https://tenor.com/bSevH.gif

[turbid swift]

me hearing the scp sl 12 year old making sex noises on the Intercom

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVz-vAkuG-drZLap5Webxvw this guy sucks records how he cheats in sl

[remote tulip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmYyqhvvU48

real or fake?

[ornate scroll]

from @turbid swift

[neat iris]

real

read #game-announcements

[limber forum]

Lol imagine getting footage of a round where almost all the dclass escaped and you find out your audio for your voice is silent as fuck

[cloud mango]

========================================================================
<SCP Foundation | Site 21 | Admin[@](REDACTED).site | 20220826 | 0:19 >
************************************************************************
# CONTROL PANEL INITIALIZED.
# AUTHENTICATION SUCCESSFUL.
# [SYSTEM](DANGER) <C.A.S.S.I.E OFFLINE>
<LOG> Update on [DATA](EXPUNGED) all personel on site must be terminated.
<LOG> [MTF Personel](ECHO-621) has entered the facility.
<LOG ("O5=13")>_ **Use of the [3-X Particle Disruptor]() has been authorized** _
Awaiting input...
Terminal> _
__________________________
| Secure.Contain.Protect |
|========================================================================

It is surprising what you can do with discord code formatting 🙂

[latent vale]

<LOG> Reason: It would be funny.```

[sharp cairn]

Holy shit the HECU

[open crystal]

splatoon

[turbid swift]

ARE U BRITISH

[brave solstice]

thats like the 2nd worst thing you can be online

[jovial dagger]

Hey guys i was trying to make like a horror esk gameplay video if i could get some suggestions on like editing and other stuff that would be nice https://youtu.be/V-fWLze8Hi0

damn

[vivid badger]

that's some pretty lit editing ngl

^^

If a vid like that popped up in my recommended I'd watch

all the extra touches make it flow better ig

[jovial dagger]

looks really good 👍

[vivid badger]

relatively cheap yeah, but I guess you gotta start from somewhere

I love thanos grindset

felt

[misty zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/wineponmoo-squidward-gif-21295102

[river summit]

99% sure Nintendo gives a week of free online if you get the testfire

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

Saul Goodman and Chuck McGill for the Splatoon 4 idols

Maidenless behavior

plus no eye link and rounded ears

bitch

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914005662256726106/993543444620378142/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-better-call-saul-meme-mike-ehrmantraut-cope-bcs-cope-gif-24238816

[winter delta]

Scrolling up there are some down bad people for some squid

They acting like the deep

[exotic agate]

There's no way people find those bitches attractive

Have you seen that fucking forehead like DAAAAAAAAAAMNNNN

[river summit]

ain't no way ain't no way

[exotic agate]

Jimmy Neutron looking ass

[trim slate]

BIG MAN

[exotic agate]

Nawwww

you aint fr

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-standing-dead-dead-server-dead-chat-gif-22383153

[stable berry]

You want to have sex with squids

[exotic agate]

[river summit]

Bro is a hypocrite

Hippo crip

[exotic agate]

I don't like fucking splatoon characters wym

[winter delta]

You literally said you did

[winter delta]

Embarrass his bloodline

[livid verge]

[hidden sail]

That’s a modded server

I can tell by that CI being smaller than you

[livid verge]

Need me to go on official and try again? Since there’s no mods we have that affect flash bangs in any way.

(It was recorded on Pantheon, OCE region)

[hidden sail]

You underestimate the shittiness of exiled

[livid verge]

Hasn’t been a thing till the latest SL update.

[hidden sail]

Exiled is the plug-in hosting service

It’s known for fucking things

[livid verge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wary adder]

help me please

I can't run sl gives an error: please check the game files: bitch, I'm not a robot for you to constantly demolish Windows at home, sorry for the mat, but I'm just furious!

BITCH!!!! HOW I FUCKED TO BREAK WINDOW CAN ANYONE FROM THE MODERATORS OR HELPERS HELP?
PLS HELP ME PLEASE!

[brave solstice]

try asking nicely instead of insulting

[mild rune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832423825076912128/1001992386316083230/thatwasuncanny.gif

[wary adder]

I'm sorry, I can't resist, it just bombs me

[brave solstice]

have you tried verifying the files?

[mild rune]

have you tried pinging a mod

[fathom grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832423825076912128/1001992386316083230/thatwasuncanny.gif

[wary adder]

manually no

no

[mild rune]

you should try

[mild rune]

or let feiah help you first

[brave solstice]

may as well get the basics out the way

[wary adder]

it shows everything is fine with the files

I can't send a screenshot here for some reason

[brave solstice]

well id get a screenshot of the error and ping a tech support creature

[wary adder]

mistakes

[brave solstice]

send in a dm or private server then can copy the link for it

[wary adder]

do you want my error screenshot?

[brave solstice]

i wont know what to do with it lol

ping someone in tech support

@pearl pivot here for example

[fathom grove]

@wary adder you should be able to upload it now

you're pending 1-9

[pearl pivot]

Please open a ticket at #technical-support

[wary adder]

sorry, I need to leave for a while, then I will answer somehow

[blissful sage]

who know how fix it?

[wary adder]

real

[sharp cairn]

Northwood Staff releases “worst anti cheat ever” asked to leave the studio

[timid heath]

I Heard what sounded like stone dragging and peeked outside, what the hell is that

[wary adder]

eh....

[latent vale]

Is that the old weirdly-shaped gmod model of 173?

[timid heath]

Who invited this party pooper

[latent vale]

It was just a question 😔

[timid heath]

not cool dude.

[tall cedar]

half-life 2

[latent vale]

Was that model created before or after CB

I'm not sure if it's literally the first one ever created or if they just thought there was room for improvement on CB's model

[timid heath]

Party poopers

https://tenor.com/view/get-yo-ahh-on-boy-gif-26030997

[wary adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-e-cat-meme-cat-face-gif-23642589

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846761926545506374/937769904399069264/image0-1.gif

https://tenor.com/view/brawl-stars-colette-green-screen-gif-22525752

[violet rover]

What kind of bullshit is this

1984 bro

[rotund sapphire]

fixed

[green radish]

testing

kys

ok it works

[mild rune]

keep yourself UNSAFE

[violet rover]

GOT EM

[latent vale]

Wait, so blocking telling people to kill themselves was unintentional?

[rotund sapphire]

automod

besides people just use it as a joke rather than serious intentional purpose via toxicity.

[latent vale]

Yeah I know I just like to incriminate people when I have the chance

[mild rune]

i got my account reported for posting a realistic dragonball image with the caption jump of a cliff

and i got banned from said server shortly thereafter

[sharp cairn]

What’s when I realized..
SCP-173 was in the room..

[turbid swift]

lol just don't have other things open

[pearl vine]

😭🇹🇷

[turbid swift]

why the turkish flag

[pearl vine]

crying in turkish

[turbid swift]

fuck you spoopz

[icy stratus]

nothing will stop 079

[bitter solar]

Turks dont cry

🐺🇹🇷

[pearl vine]

they are furries!

[bitter solar]

America=Eagle

Are they furries

America littearly bird furry porn game

[icy stratus]

lies

[nimble zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991785712926085280/1012766256006430801/lv_0_20220826185050.mp4

[brazen thunder]

verify your files bozo!

[wary adder]

checked nothing works

[brazen thunder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/941624819210915912/bettercalldboy.gif

[nimble zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991785712926085280/1012769553496932382/ssstik.io_1661533470785.mp4

[quartz cypress]

ok

[turbid swift]

omg lineup

[cosmic aspen]

lmao

[turbid swift]

we playing valorant or sl man ?

[turbid swift]

both

[pliant thorn]

nice

[turbid swift]

is that a woman????!!!1!!???

[pliant thorn]

me ban scp cheats

i don't use cheats

[latent vale]

If the rod poking out the bottom of the front of the gun isn't a foregrip then what is it for

[pliant thorn]

stupid bug game

I take up arms

[turbid swift]

idk

not my pics

and its old really old

[pliant thorn]

and crashes

[rotund sapphire]

!banappeal

[ornate scroll]

https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/3061870378081558108/

[rotund sapphire]

@pliant thorn

[pliant thorn]

?

[torpid flint]

scpsl fans try not to freak over old secret lab second 43

[pliant thorn]

Thank you I sent

[terse swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji3y5LIVXy8&ab_channel=karlmalk

[bold laurel]

nice

[exotic agate]

oh NO bro

[turbid swift]

oh YES bro

[exotic agate]

No need to ping me I saw it first

[patent dirge]

OH NO

[turbid swift]

yeah...

i wonder wh.y..

..

[exotic agate]

[turbid swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588608345469091840/1012340309784526848/caption-10.gif

[patent dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[proper bough]

🐛

[tired plank]

exiled_events, can_flashbangs_affect_thrower - fyi

[cosmic aspen]

Porn

@hidden sail suffer

[rotund sapphire]

@proper bough dont post suggestive shit

[patent dirge]

lol

[latent vale]

Jesus christ, what could it have been if even Krusty would be disgusted by it?...

[open crystal]

please kill this bird

[hidden sail]

no

[vague monolith]

Breed a dodo to be stronger than a giga.

[cosmic aspen]

truly the game of all time

[hidden sail]

Tomorrow I’ll upload what happened after

Also holy shit I sound like fucking marv from home alone

💀

[hidden sail]

Ah it’s the bad one

Lemme find the good one

[crimson needle]

how is that bad

it looks AWESOME

[hidden sail]

Literally just a straight up lizard

MF looks like a dinosaur

[crimson needle]

ok but thats what 682 is

[hidden sail]

Incorrect

682 is described as “vaguely reptilian”

Also consider what he actually is

A hyper adaptive beast

[crimson needle]

well its atleast waht like 90% of the community accepts them as

simmilar to the 999 design

[hidden sail]

90% of the community doesn’t even understand how 682 works

[crimson needle]

i guess you are right

[hidden sail]

Seriously so many don’t even seem to know how to read when it comes to him

[cosmic aspen]

hes immortal bro wdym

[crimson needle]

i just think it looks awesome

[hidden sail]

The old design

Now THIS is vaguely reptilian

THIS is a creature that lives in acid

And THIS is a creature that is ever changing

[hidden sail]

Kot

[broken blade]

We literally have canon images of him

[hidden sail]

And both are after acid exposure and the file states it be changes often

Both are also not reptiles

[hidden sail]

(They are your mother)

[broken blade]

FATASS ALLIGATOR

You can't convince me he looks like anything other than a fat fucking alligator

Obese crocodile

[hidden sail]

That’s a whale

[broken blade]

You're not technically wrong but fuck you anyways

[hexed widget]

I have 3

I love cats

mine are all maine coons

[pliant thorn]

me unban SCP SL

[fathom grove]

no

don't do shit to get banned

but also

!banappeal

[ornate scroll]

https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/3061870378081558108/

[fathom grove]

@pliant thorn

[fathom grove]

question

aren't they children

[winter delta]

Big man supremacy

[worthy relic]

this looks so familiar anyone know what its from?

[patent dirge]

sonkick

[river summit]

Yeah

[turbid swift]

Who pinged me?

[patent dirge]

my mom

[turbid swift]

Just stop i dint like to be pinged

[fathom grove]

@turbid swift

[patent dirge]

@turbid swift

[turbid swift]

Ur getting blocked znd server muted

[fathom grove]

oh no

so scary

[patent dirge]

🤓

[fathom grove]

his bio wasnt kiddin

[trim slate]

Traded

[devout anchor]

literally 1984

[devout anchor]

it also happened again

went to the backrooms two times in a row damn

[trim slate]

We fucking won

[river summit]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-4k-gif-21661584

[orchid urchin]

im also team scissors and we won a x333 😎

[cosmic aspen]

Punished by god for playing brights

[brave solstice]

secret 106 rework

floor eats you

[green radish]

good

[sharp cairn]

imagine the guy behind him

seeing that

[devout anchor]

Literally backrooms

[cosmic aspen]

@hidden sail a little bit of alpha killing

[trim slate]

AMEN BROTHER

[cosmic aspen]

@hidden sail I tamed a Rex and a spino and got us some higher rarity tools and weapons

[ornate scroll]

from @floral field

939: Goes to 914
D-Bois:

[hidden sail]

Sweet

(I cannot see because this place has a router with the power of a bedridden old lady)

Oh now I can

[hidden sail]

disappears for 1 day
”I have beaten the overseer and all the DLCs”

[cosmic aspen]

I also got a bunch of blueprints and saddles

[turbid swift]

Mexico

[cosmic aspen]

Apprentice anky saddle and apprentice simple pistol blueprint

[hidden sail]

HOLY SHIT

is the saddle on poklahoma?

[cosmic aspen]

Yes

Immortal anky

[hidden sail]

I bet our anky can solo a carno

[cosmic aspen]

yeah ok

411 in one headshot

[hidden sail]

Sweet Jesus

[cosmic aspen]

also

[hidden sail]

Sweet Jesus

That’s a lot

[cosmic aspen]

we do a little bit of obsidian

[hidden sail]

We can make funni bunk bed soon

[cosmic aspen]

now actually

im gonna focus on guns doe

[hidden sail]

Sweet

[open crystal]

PROFESSIONAL HEISTERS

THE PORTAL TO AGARTHA

IS UP THERE

[cosmic aspen]

WALTER WHITE

[open crystal]

THE AGARTHANS

so schizo

[open crystal]

SQUAD UP

[tender orchid]

Andrew Tate BANNED from writing on paper ever again

[cosmic aspen]

jesus fucking christ

@stable berry

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

small amount of silver lions

[open crystal]

AGHGHGHHGH THE SUN

WE GOT TO AGARTHA

[cosmic aspen]

💀

[open crystal]

WE SAW TOO MUCH

[open crystal]

fucker is stealing my memes

[cosmic aspen]

true

[stable berry]

The best part of war thunder are the April fools events

(The best one is Godzilla snail)

[cosmic aspen]

real

[vague monolith]

NO WAY bald man reference

[lament coral]

bro

because im a patreon supporter lol

[haughty prairie]

Team scissors player after I chop off their pointer finger. (They can no longer pick scissors in Rock Paper Scissors)

[haughty prairie]

I’m cutting your finger.

[sharp cairn]

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK

[winter delta]

Just spent the last 3 hours drawing dicks in splatoon

[cosmic aspen]

brights moment

[orchid urchin]

Rock fans when i cut off their arms ( suddenly they don't want to play rock papier scissors)

[mild rune]

your german slipped

[patent dirge]

ITS DEUSTCH

[mild rune]

keep yourself safe

[patent dirge]

WELL, YOU SHOULD GO keep yourself safe too :)

[mild rune]

pokemon GO to the polls

[hollow hound]

[runic raptor]

Hubert use this

I am the author of this potato art

And change roles color to this looks better

[latent vale]

THIS COULD BE US, BUT YOU'RE TRYNA ACT HARD-TO-GET

[runic raptor]

IDK

[trim slate]

They won

[orchid urchin]

Tricolors Wars is rigged

[trim slate]

TRRUE

[river summit]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[orchid urchin]

We Lost in all regions

Rock team sweeped us

[river summit]

I wish all tricolor turfwar devs a very mild inconvenience

[trim slate]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/ycm4O8NvNKldqRnfTZEBu8_ecfJASgUvkoYMCHcjNYw/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FbQWfTmX0AAL-2N.jpg?width=972&height=720

[river summit]

Did paper win in any regions?

[trim slate]

The ending results are the same for everyone iirc

[river summit]

Isn't it based on region now though?

[orchid urchin]

No they won japan Europe and America

No its not the same percentage

[river summit]

Shout out to us for winning every single halftime

[orchid urchin]

We got scammed hard

[woeful karma]

Yall remembee this shit?

[orchid urchin]

I tryharded Europe :'(

[river summit]

Japanese and Australian results aren't up on the wiki yet

[trim slate]

FRFR

That map was ass for tri color

[orchid urchin]

The same map

For 6 hours

[river summit]

I'm looking at the Japanese Splatoon Twitter account and the results are the same, scissors halftime with a rock dub

[orchid urchin]

And since we cant choose if we want tricolors Wars , we missed a lot of X10 and x100

[river summit]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-fring-breaking-bad-gif-19386313

L taken

[orchid urchin]

Also when we win tricolores WE get 5000 contribution and if we Lost to a single team , they both win around 10 000 contribution

[trim slate]

Is tristringer any good

I only used it for one battle

[orchid urchin]

Its not strong but its fun

[glass warren]

who won

[trim slate]

Rock

[river summit]

Rock, doesn’t matter the region

[orchid urchin]

You can one shot if you hit with the 3 arrows fully charged and if you jump you Can Do a vertical shot

[glass warren]

BRUVS

unfair

Grr

[orchid urchin]

Yes

[glass warren]

Rock sucked

scissors team

scissors team

its so sad you cant jump off high platform in splatoon 3

and just

die

or atleast fall

[orchid urchin]

You like falldamage ?

[trim slate]

in the hub?

I agree

[glass warren]

yes

in hub

[glass warren]

funny fact

i actually

ordered pre-order

of splatoon 3

on

[trim slate]

Same

[glass warren]

January

Yeah

[trim slate]

I used the those coins though or whatever they're called

[glass warren]

i literally ordered on january

[glass warren]

Im gonna get card edition

with some

figures

or smthing

some bonus irl items

[trim slate]

I like the new amiibo

[glass warren]

i pre-ordered them all

with splatoon 3

[trim slate]

Also I'm not gonna play splat2n until that fucking game comes out

[glass warren]

in ultra games

[trim slate]

I hate splat2

I'm gonna play splat1

[orchid urchin]

Splat1 is broken

[glass warren]

why it sucked?

splatoon 2?

wasnt bad

tho splatoon 3 gonna be lit af

[trim slate]

It's not bad

[glass warren]

I will probably get the dlc in instant when it comes out

[trim slate]

but splat1 is just more fun than 2 imo

[glass warren]

literally 2 seconds after it releases ill buyy it

[glass warren]

agree

[river summit]

Salmon Run withdrawal symptoms

[trim slate]

Thank god I still have my Wiiu

[orchid urchin]

Splatoon 1 has the most broken ultimates

[glass warren]

yas

bro

i fr wished the kraken was back

in splat 3

but it didnt

[orchid urchin]

Nooo

[glass warren]

scammed

SCAMMED GRRR

[orchid urchin]

Not the kraken

[glass warren]

yes the kraken

[river summit]

Not being able to jump from there is some bullshit I’m telling ya

[trim slate]

TRUE

[glass warren]

true

[trim slate]

I hate walki8ng down

[glass warren]

same

[trim slate]

I wish the wavebreaker was on more weapons in the demo

[river summit]

I believe all the “spam bombs lol” supers were removed which is an upside

[orchid urchin]

You Can push a jellyfish off the top

[glass warren]

yeah

those sucked

Im so sad

i ordered such rare things in splat2

[river summit]

Oh, and the impact bomb is gone too I think

[glass warren]

at murch

he is grown up now

[trim slate]

Splat3 is the true sequel to splat1

[glass warren]

bw

yeah

[river summit]

Didn’t play Splat1

[glass warren]

and splat 2 is what

is it

splat 2 is prequel to splat 3?

or prequel to splat 1?

[river summit]

I believe Splat2 didn’t need to innovate all that much because no one had a Wiiu

[glass warren]

or maybe even sequel to splat 3

[unreal hatch]

Kid named big man

[orchid urchin]

Tacticooler is op but very fun

[glass warren]

kid named Sheldon

Sheldon Gaming

Sheldon Gaming

[river summit]

What does the tacticooler do? I only know it heavily reduces respawn time

[glass warren]

basically

its like

pepsi

it energises you

you are faster

and prolly deal more dmg

idk

[river summit]

Shark motorcycle is sick

[glass warren]

ikr

ghost rider

[trim slate]

I LOVE that it gives you a quicker respawn time

Gives it more incentive to get one

[glass warren]

omg

but fr

sheldon

[river summit]

IDK about the Killer Wail 5.1, didn’t really get to use it. Got killed by it a bit

[orchid urchin]

1s Spawn Time
Reduced ink consumption
Faster movement speed
And you keep your spécial when you die

[glass warren]

who loves him

[orchid urchin]

Nobody

[trim slate]

It's good for displacement
It's what the OG wail should've been

[glass warren]

he is literal patrick

[river summit]

How did the OG wail work? Wasn’t the stinger its spiritual successor?

Fuck you autocorrect

[trim slate]

It's like stinger but instakill

[orchid urchin]

It was one Big stinger

You have like a second to react or you die

[trim slate]

I'm glad inkstrike is back

[river summit]

Not a big fan of the stinger

[orchid urchin]

Yes but its so Bad compared to splat1

[trim slate]

Even wail was better than stinger

[river summit]

Triple inkstrike is cool, wish the ink coverage was a tad more though

[trim slate]

agreed

[orchid urchin]

Yes and more damage

[trim slate]

better for tower control

[river summit]

The kill radius is appropriate but the ink coverage is outclassed by all bombs

[orchid urchin]

Wave breaker is awesome

[river summit]

I suppose you are given 3 though

[trim slate]

I totally agree

[glass warren]

wave breaker

[trim slate]

It's so fucking good

[glass warren]

so good

[river summit]

That’s the motorcycle, yeah?

[glass warren]

imagine comboing it

like 2 wave breakers

not possible to survive

[trim slate]

No you're thinking of reefslider

[river summit]

Idk what the wave breaker is

[orchid urchin]

No the thing that sends wave you need to jump over

It damages + detect if you cet hit

[glass warren]

I have the mostt impressive cool and scary big mean hairy booty

[river summit]

I remember

Didn’t use that or see it once

[trim slate]

It's the better version of that splat1 special that revealed everyone's location

Dont remember the name

[river summit]

Gary

[glass warren]

its lots better

especially

the lobby

[river summit]

I need Salmon Run Gary

[glass warren]

the lobby is the biggest in the

splatoon universe

[river summit]

Lobby is CLASS

lobby is like

[glass warren]

splat 3 is basically splat 1 remaster

[orchid urchin]

Lobby is awesome

[glass warren]

but actually good remaster

[river summit]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jesse-walter-white-fist-bump-chest-bump-gif-3556490

[glass warren]

normally

nintendo

[orchid urchin]

And during splatfest its magnificent

[glass warren]

does shit remasters

or brings games

like mario 64

[trim slate]

Story mode also looks awesome

[glass warren]

and does no polishing

[glass warren]

yeah

for sec i thought its furries

[orchid urchin]

Did you also have a lot of communication errors ?

[trim slate]

Some

But splat2 story was kinda doo doo

octo expansion made up for it

[glass warren]

only when map changes

only 3 times it happened

or 4

[orchid urchin]

We were 4 and sometimes we needed to restart the looby 5-6 times

[river summit]

One or two, I did get a good amount of early match quits though

[glass warren]

bad internet

or fullfilled servers

thanks god i played on european since they werent so fullfilled

asian and american ones were hell

[orchid urchin]

My Friend disconnected 2 Times at thé start of a x100

So nobody won

[glass warren]

oh god

oh no

the pain

[orchid urchin]

And we all Lost the thing you get when you win a x10

[river summit]

Psyched to see more concrete levels and less floating platforms

[trim slate]

https://vxtwitter.com/SnowyyPiranha/status/1563733611932798976?s=20&t=NqU-xM60dQOkk7n9e8RAcQ

[orchid urchin]

But on splat2 he Never had any isssues

[river summit]

Please put Squee-Gs in the turf war levels 🙏

[trim slate]

They only belong in splatfest stages

if those even return

[river summit]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[glass warren]

its only demo

tricolor turf war

i never saw it

[trim slate]

yes

[glass warren]

tho they would be cool

i somehowly never played it in demo

only turf war 4v4

and the

ultra signal

oh wait

ultra signal is the tricolor turf?

[trim slate]

Ultra signal is only tricolor

[glass warren]

oh

so its the turf

SO YOU HAD TO TURF?

I alyways protected ultra signal

didnt knew you had to turf

[trim slate]

YES

[glass warren]

OMFG

[trim slate]

ITS LITERALLY CALLED TRI COLOR TURF WAR

[glass warren]

SO THATS WHY I NEVER WON

IN IT

[trim slate]

BRUH

[glass warren]

tho its weird

[trim slate]

[glass warren]

that blue and yellow team

against poor team

[trim slate]

I blame you for our loss

[glass warren]

i mostly played turf wars tho

[glass warren]

not possible

i only played 3 hours

[orchid urchin]

ahhahahaah

We Lost because of you

I will Never forgice you

[trim slate]

We'll get em nest time

Big man FTW

[glass warren]

i mean

I was turfing most of the zone

near ultra signal

and like alyways atleast one person was turfing also

[glass warren]

i was just protecting ultrasignal

and other mostly turfed

so its probably not me

[trim slate]

@floral grail

[trim slate]

Makes sense

[unreal hatch]

Okay furry

[glass warren]

so it wasnt me

[trim slate]

Also I still hate sniper players

E-liter my behated

[orchid urchin]

Extinguisher or watever its called in english

Worst players

[trim slate]

What

I dont know that weapon

[orchid urchin]

This atrocity

[trim slate]

Oh yeah

Such a pain

some player wielding that absolutely destroyed us in tricolor

[orchid urchin]

Yeah when they come from the top its hard top stop them

[trim slate]

Splatter pro was my choice near the end of the fest because of how good the range was

• crab tank was so based

[glass warren]

btw what is the msot op weapon in splatoon 3

[trim slate]

Uhhhhhh

They're all pretty balanced imo

way more balanced than 2

Side thought: I wonder if they'll make table turf into an IRL card game

OR

OR

Make it so you can play it on the Nintendo online app

finally some use for the 20 bucks

[glass warren]

or playable game on phone

[trim slate]

That too

you could link it with your nintendo account so you can have the card you have in the game

[glass warren]

they will probably make it nintendo online membership only

[fathom grove]

oouughh i like airsoft i like pretending to shoot people oughhh

[river summit]

People are sleeping on table turf

[trim slate]

I'm really hyped for it

[river summit]

I’ve seen no one talking about it and it looks like a lot of work was put into it

[patent dirge]

whats table turf

[trim slate]

turf war but as cards

[river summit]

Card game they’re adding to Spoon3

[patent dirge]

whats turf war

i only played gta san andreas

[trim slate]

I'd love to see it ported to the nintendo online app

pleaseeeeeee

[trim slate]

Squid game 3

get everything your color

shoot anything that's not your color

(america)

[patent dirge]

america

real

[glass warren]

guys

im squid gaming rn

[patent dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon-in-a-nutshell-pink-panther-gif-13445985

[glass warren]

yeah but those people are murdering

[patent dirge]

yeah

[trim slate]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon3-nintendo-yoinky-sploinky-gif-26438337

[patent dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-gif-19765575

[glass warren]

thaat sex

with children

[trim slate]

I WON ONE

[fathom grove]

noted

[trim slate]

ONE

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/ycm4O8NvNKldqRnfTZEBu8_ecfJASgUvkoYMCHcjNYw/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/FbQWfTmX0AAL-2N.jpg?width=972&height=720

idk why people hate frye

mustard better

It's just sugar water

die

I genuinely hope splatfest stages make a return

[patent dirge]

dying?

no

you will be exploded

[trim slate]

anyways

who chose rock

I just wanna talk

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-meg-griffin-i-just-wanna-talk-to-him-put-that-gun-away-family-guy-gif-14677957

Obviously

Splat2 in terms of balance is ehhhh

They need DEDICATED SERVERS

NOW

[unreal hatch]

Splatoon 3 modding when?

[trim slate]

I encountered no hackers while playing splat1 yesterday

https://tenor.com/view/based-zased-elden-ring-kneel-gif-25320128

[turbid swift]

splatoon

https://tenor.com/view/looney-tunes-quarantine-sleeping-sleeping-beauty-beauty-sleep-gif-16980796

[patent dirge]

tell me

[trim slate]

I am going to kill you

and raid your locker

[patent dirge]

guh

you really told me that easy?

zamn

[void furnace]

already preorded it 🙏🥶

it'd say its worth it due to the amount of hours i got on splatoon 2

i dont wanna miss the splatfests eiter

[patent dirge]

أمين

wor

[void furnace]

350 is still good average

fr i got to rock legend in the day that we could play it

[trim slate]

I dare say I have more hours on 1 than 2

Splat 3 is just so much fun

[void furnace]

[trim slate]

I'd rate it
3 > 1 > 2

[void furnace]

splat 2 is far more superior

[trim slate]

Splat 2 introduced tentamissles

💀

[patent dirge]

tenticle meissles

messa called jar jar bi-

[void furnace]

i was the one who used them

[trim slate]

I use them too

but I'd spam them

a lot

[void furnace]

exactly

[trim slate]

I'd also spam booyah bomb

[void furnace]

hate the player not the game

i just dont play tower control

turf war or nothing

[void furnace]

too unholy chief

[trim slate]

I hope they make clam toss actually fun

[void furnace]

i dont think so

[trim slate]

They're in

But I'm assuming more balanced

[void furnace]

probably

im looking forward to fight those fish things again

i forgot what game mode that is

[trim slate]

egg

big run

[void furnace]

that one

big run

[trim slate]

Imo it does

Take the cooler for example

I didn't try the zipcaster

is it good

[void furnace]

splatoon 3 is gonna be more competitive i think

the new game modes got me excited like that

[trim slate]

brush

no bow had killer wail

[void furnace]

i tried the splatana and it sucks

i looked forward to it aswell

brush is far more superior then splatana

yeh its a bad special to have on ur weapon

that little shield i use with my paint roller is so good

[patent dirge]

i want the rolly mathingy

[void furnace]

i use the splat roller

[trim slate]

I LOVE ROLLER

[void furnace]

its goated man

[trim slate]

ROLLER IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN 2