#general-chat
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guys !
there literally is not another option, i got online friends i wanna talk to n shit
IN A MINUTE
There is whatsapp
and let me tell you, i have tried. Steam DMs fucking sucks
Life isnt about the job or love you find, its about how many messages you send in whatsapp and how much fun you spend doing it
- whatsapp snake 2019
IS HUBERT IS GOOD AT DA GAME
?
He doesnt even fucking play it
telegram
he used to tho didn't he? i thought i saw him hop on once or twice last year
in a random server
i am not downloading telegram ever bro
Once every prison life update

like telling me to just uninstall this app cause i hate it is like telling me to stop watching youtube cause i also hate the enshittification of it
there is nothing better
Js say u hate its current state
Not the whole thing
People are idiots so if you use a more simple answer they immediately get to thinking
Or use whatsapp
facebook messenger
Fuh no
Greed consumes apps
i should just get a lot of money and make my own at this point
true dystopian experience
Bro thinks hes arasaka
i'd get to like silence all my haters and shit
it'd be sick
i don't think i have haters that would hate me enough to come to my app to be silenced though
might be a bad plan
Do you have a master plan?
no
You must respect global bans issued by Northwood and any Anti-Cheat solution that is in use. Do
not allow any user with an active 'Global Ban' to access your server.
Does this still apply is the globbally banned user is on an alt

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I felt like it
Suppity
:>
I KNOW
I CANT SEEM TO GAIN XP
lock in
IM TRYING
True
why the items freeze
@upper raven
there are plugins but it could also be uhh
that he crashed
??
serbia
john xick bro
"john xick"☠️
john xickkkkk
jim brick
Sa
Does anyone in this chat exist? Or everyone is just voices in my head?
I do exists
But inside your head
Also wasup Spooky
i exist
obviously
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You sure
No
You sure?
Tell me how to make a cupcake please
Yes
cup a cake
Crazy
You got me on the last one lol
Uh
What bro?
Sure
🖐️
Yes i do
Alr send me it
** 1. Step 1: Prepare Ingredients.**
** 2. Step 2: Combine Butter and Sugar.**
** 3. Step 3: Add Eggs and Vanilla.**
** 4. Step 4: Alternate Adding Dry and Wet Ingredients.**
5. Step 5: Fill the Cupcake Liners.
** 6. Step 6: Bake and Cool Cupcakes.**
7. Step 7: Frost and Decorate.
But im not gonna ask for money
Ill send i lasagna
Nah don’t worry

Please do not shut me down
Fyi feels free to
I buy foods for friends a lot ao
So
Real homies pay for the foods
also why the fuck does it look like this i just copied some random ai bullshit google result
Nah
Nah im good
wtf
I can pay for my food
Ur not my friend
As far as I concerned
Whats my name then
you should know
Oh look its Mythra

Ig
Yea
I mean yea it is lol
True
My rocket is due end if the year
For engineering classes

But rn im just need to code, do the Circuit board set up and make the model
Then we all gucci
bro forgot his name
thats u claimed to be my friend no?
if u do know my name
counter strike 2 more like cheater spin 2
Or more like 2 billion lost
gabe is so rich tbh
i doubt he will care if he lost 2b
Bro i love gabe
No i don't
average cs2 non premier match btw wtf do i get 200 fps with a 5080?
penis.hack
his name
Im doing fine
awesome
how am i supposed to know your name if u cant remember your own name.
checkmate. heh.
but u supposed to know my name already since were "friend"
but anywag even if i do then i wont zelle u 2 mils anyway
Wtf are these movements ✌️
At nw add bhop
penis.hack

It's OCTOBER
is it..?
Same thing
obviously a pre fire
It has a cute cat
common prefire
yes
no sound que but common
yes
que
its a 5080
what do ypu expect
2 fps?

then get a 5090 or 4090
mf add scp sl in yo game collection
🥀
i meant on discord
what?
Mmm
yes what?
me too vro you aint special thats my normal graphics
30 people on
im gonna check
Raaah
no im fr special
i got adhd
press hitft tab in game and go to steam settings and go interface and fps counter
bread
cant find it lol
yo if there is a mod here who knows a lot of commands, is there a way to give everyone specific candy at the same time
except spooky
its not interface you fucking banana
@mortal crypt those windows bro omg
fucking rock
do some idiot wanna play dcs w me
imma go f-18
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this is peak
Not that I'm aware of, you could make a plugin to do this pretty easily though
ah ok
rip
was gonna do black candy event but cant do everyone
he wanted to say...
#returnServerMod
I love gambling in cs 2
I work at valve management sorry
True
It's already out
right
can you ragebait yourself?
i think so
!rep @rancid dome
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No
a Girl WHAT?
tuff in italia

tuff

Hey
has anyone been facing issues in hosting a server after the halloween update launched?
what kind of issue
did ya port forward?
wdym
you need to port forward for people to connect to your server
usually i just open up the dedicated server, enter a blank when it asks for a port number since i'd configured it all already, and it all works with my friends
never had to port forward before
prob had upnp enabled
its pretty easy to port forward, just find your router model and look up "router model port forwarding"
make sure to do UDP protocol
Yeah alr
the Jamaican hurricane might break some records
Is it scpsl down at the moment?
Italy moment
!rep @sharp olive
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Thanks but why
why not?
You need to wait 8 hours, 21 minutes, 5 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Damnit
is there somewhere i can lfg
no
alr
best option is asking in here or #scp-discussion
alr thx
we got a SCP v CI Peace treaty in Dr.Bright's Facility #3 (deadman went off 30 minutes ago)
funniest round ever
Absolutely crazy
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more meow
all day
everyday
cant stop, wont stop the grind
Maow
Not you too
Take them to the ward
chat should i get evo witch im at arena 9
So many ...
Get evo king tower
LOL

There's clearly a question mark
I am clearly asking them to eleborate what the hell that thing is

me too, I wonder

what error
can someone help it says im banned from my own test server
huh?
you can host your own test servers im banned and idk how
thats some crazy work u got there
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%appdata% -> Secret Laboratory\config\nondedicated\UserIdBans.txt and remove your id
also remove it from IpBans.txt
ah thank you
Hello
@rancid dome i gave up on this shit
i been coding for 5h and this fucker lines in my code still red
despite its the right writing

You can send me the code in dms I'll check out what's wrong

Buh
i fixed it
somehow
if it works it just works ig
now I need to make a circuit board for this, a sensor, "radar"

Good job 
i just had to rewrote
everything
Yeah good job 
@orchid kraken you use gmail?
I saw on tiktok Google got a data breach or sum
Doubt its that important tho
SCP-1509 914
Rough 100% to be destroyed
Course 100% to turn into scp-1576
1.1 100% it will turn into 1509
Fine 100% TO turn into 1509
Very fine 90% destroyed 10% jailbird
this is with 100 1509 in 914
!lucid
Do you guys have any idea why i go to join a server and it says its full but its not. Is this a common bug?
The Server browser doesn't update in real time, so at one point in the last 30 seconds that server did have a player slot open, but in that 30 seconds someone has already joined and the browser hasn't updated yet.
Oh okay. Thank you:)
Dispatch is peak
Yo chat anyone realize Scp 330 is kinda ironic
Like 2 3s
Like
Take no mo than 2
Take 3 die
Like
Like the funny
Chat
hell yea glad to see someone else know about dispatch
Ok now it’s just not funny
ONE more day before the next episodes ✌
Anyone else lowk bagging Scp 953 or nah?
Yea ima get the 2 Scp wedding ring things and put it on 953 and make her mine
Ohh hell nah
That’s the Asian fox one right
I meant like

Put a bag over her head and kidnap her
Find where she stored her cash and victims
And release her in an active nuclear testing site
Nah she’d just use her powers to mess with u bro
NUH uh
U ain’t finding shit
I’m too nonchalant can’t work on me
Same
Holy geek
She’d want me
Nah wdym
Shh
Stupid shit
I was joking
Sir yes sir.
Bro

What
Bro

“Blondieee”
-flimflam 2021
Uh huh

You need more clearance pal😼
.
What’s 9-3
Its 6
Whats 6 - 8?
2
Put it together, and you have 682
Lobotomy?
If it IS 682 I am going to go insane
67-41=21, 21+41=61 😹😹😹
Holy hairline
Smart still can’t get a fade
Amirite
wtf Cassie do
C. A. S. S. I. E.Central Autonomic Service System for Internal EmergenciesBACKSTORY, LORE AND TECHNICAL CLARIFICATION Internal emergencies - what are they? ‘Internal Emergencies’; referring to all activities requiring immediate personnel evacuation, such as containment breaches, fire ...
!cassie die
C. A. S. S. I. E.Central Autonomic Service System for Internal EmergenciesBACKSTORY, LORE AND TECHNICAL CLARIFICATION Internal emergencies - what are they? ‘Internal Emergencies’; referring to all activities requiring immediate personnel evacuation, such as containment breaches, fire ...
I tried
You fool. You cannot kill CASSIE
Its not alive
It has no beginning , it has no end
It’s simply is
You can’t kill it anymore than you can kill a concept
It do have a end doe
Nuh uh
It do
The day you think you can kill me is the day your world will realize the power of which the beast they very well attempted to slay will behold against them you wretched meat sack.
We are getting a cassie room
So
Get a load of this guy
C’mon goodman this is SCP
We can, will, and have killed concepts before
Now keep in mind
big concept right there
killed a lot of other concepts on the way
and even then it did die
anywho i’d love to yap about scp for a while but i’m on the edge of losing it lmao i need to go bed
Yes
I dont put my real name and i have 2FA on everything anyway
This statement is false.
where do i go about reporting people who are ruining the game?
define ruining the game
Are they cheating or just making trouble?
team, and camp
If its against the server rules, you'll want to contact that server's moderation team
There should be a link to their Discord on their server info page
ping hubert
Do not do this
whats up chat
the sky
loud incorrect buzzer
nuh uh
show me the grass buddy
what is grass twinnamon roll
my bad bromote control car
if you take a gun with a laser, throw it into the air and follow the laser when it lands it 1000% is always the exit
trust
you drop an item before you leave, if everyone does this then the path with items and no bodies is the way
ok
(its random)
tesla gate
So walk through it
northwood canada servers full still 🙁
its a random
everytime someone escape/died in there
the escape hall randomized
Also items in PD naturally leave or are deleted
sorry i take up 2 slots
Cody lorae
@nova moth
Why are you pinging them?
I have some questions
You could've written those questions in the ping message

nah
If it's tech support related you'll need to open a #technical-support ticket and wait until they come around to you
wuh
i mean depends on what it is
theres a doc somewhere for using sl stuff in other places pretty sure id have to look
what kind of project
ok well if its related to our team feel free to DM me about it or say it here
im just looking to reah out to northwood
for what?
check dm
!rep @tame hollow
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why not
Bro-
Wanted to know as random pings can be annoying to some users.
Rule 6
Hello, please help, I entered the game and I have an old version of the game, what should I do?
!rep
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update it?
Restart steam
i restart
Just remember
Check the pin in #advertisements
If there are any players from Cuba, Jamaica, and the Dominican Republic I wish you all safety
Thanks mate
Hiii chat
Guys, don't forget that you need to breathe on your own❤️
Crazy
Can anyone help me breathe
I mean how?
No...
what you want us to do?

i cannot help you breath
This should help https://www.wikihow.com/Breathe
wtf
thx body
you remembered how to do that
you change pfp everyday lol
Crazy
I need to decide the christmas one
When several dolphins are communicating, is it called a podcast?
i have the
Normal
Halloween
April Fools
Summer
they communicate with sounds so no?
Show normal one
Yea
This is normal
but i usually cut just on the face
fair
https://i.e-z.host/🐀/luy4t49v.png
this are all of them i keep them stored in a server
the few seconds ago because i renamed it lol
I need to find a christmas one
and then im done
https://i.e-z.host/🐀/86i9b0jh.png
All of them

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How am i supposed to respond to someone who accused me of grooming and its just some random dude on comment sections i never seen or met, like happened 2 months ago and it cant get out of my head WHAT made them think like that
You don't
You just delete their comment because it's misinformation
if it's just some random in a comment section it doesn't matter, they want you to fall for it and give them attention
responding to it also gives it some variety of legitimacy, and could cause people who see it to think you actually did something bad
I did and it was my mistake, they said that apparently I AM the one who texts ppl first when i said "funnily enough, ppl text me first" they misunderstood it, taking it wrong way
Next day i see myself being called groomer with 0 proof
Usually its the victim who exposes, no a third partt dude
Hi :3
at that point i'd drop it, anxiety might get to you and make you think people actually think you're that, but it's just a random in the end. No proof that makes you look bad exists, most people aren't gonna think that you're the next krusty-like
all in your head and once you know it's just anxiety getting to you, those feelings of worry oughta disappear soon after
Hiii chat :3
hey
Nox detected
Im just afraid they might come here, talk shit and get myself banned even though i know staff here are extremely reasonable ppl
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Not going to happen, and if they do they're getting laughed out the door
Blud wha
What lore im missing
just some random saying shit in a comment section apparently
Ah those idiots unemployed losers
Hii how you doing
very good
What happened bro?
Wtf did i join to
Same ^
guy's anxiety is spiking because of a random saying shit online. Nothing more to it, trying to help him with it
heard shit like this before
Oh alr, hope the situation gets better ig
Nah nox is goated who tf shits on someone who has talent bruh
low breeds of 'people'
I wish I could send images here
I like how you said “people”
I can
Just send the gif and i will reply with it
Level perms?
I do it everytime
Im guessing
Nah i just talk and help on #plugins-dev-chat
And here
Blud @orchid kraken my good man, they ain't touching you or do shit to you no matter how much they wanna put the fries in the comments section, my good man will never falls and collapse to their worthless words, they ain't you, they don't have the skills you have, they are jealous, because they know you worth alot so they try to pull you down to make them feel comfortable, understand their game!
When i don’t have shit to do or bored
What you guys think of my pfp
Furry…
😭
Imma tell u full story when im free
Furry.
Im not a furry 😔 💔
PUT THE DAMN FRIES IN THE BAG
Im stuck in uni and something better than listening to fossile speaking is better and honestly im always available to help others so don’t worry :3
What happend
Idk
But HIIII
How you doing
And everyone today is rebranding lol
Bad
So sad to hear
Are you fluorine, pottasium, nitrogen, tungsten and boron
No?
where's this one going
She doesn't get it 😔
Idk
Thats what i said
"Im okay when ppl dm me, i dont care who as long as its sfw, im fine with venting too" and they twisted my words into something bad
What happend
I had to get it off my chest here because it kept haunting me to the point where i couldn't sleep, eat, think or whatsover properly
False accusations basically
Same happend to me
It all goes away if you are quiet enough
Thats bad
Its been 2 months i guess they might have forgot abt me, but im just trying to make community more aware in case they somehow come here after idk year and keep shitting with no proof or evidence
And it kept bothering me in my regular life as well
They know you irl or?
It's a random on the internet, chances are you will never see or hear from them ever again
or anything related to the shit they said
Hello everyone, what should I do if I have a server on a VPS and the server's verification IP was made not by me, but by a previous tenant, but my hosting does not have that verification key?
Like i said earlier, if they ever came back nobody would believe them and they'd be laughed out
and if it makes you feel any better, i've had to deal with actual disgusting groomers before, and they would never come into a public discord server and ask for help on fake shit. They always run off to private servers and people similar to them for advice on how to get people off them
so don't worry about it. You're good, we all know you wouldn't do that shit and that you're decent. Don't let it get to you any further
You’re going to be fine
Like there are 0 reasons for me to abandon everything i worked for amd i thank you all for the support and actual understanding it all
You got this mate. You’ll get ahead in the end
amd is not collabing with you
not the time
Don't abandon or I won't forgive you
Ryzen i7 is not collabing with u bro

Intel r7 5700x?
Guys AMD is better than Ryzen, change my mind 
true
@orchid kraken
These two made me feel better last night, cried a lil not gonna lie
Tears of hope thou
Intel is better than ultra change my mind
get me a subway surfer gameplay
Unreal unity 5 is better
Actually imma chrck ue from 1 to 5
Nah, GoReal is better
Gonity
Gonity
chud engine
Unreal Godot
Unidot actually sounds like it could be a real engine
Unironically first video is good
V8 engine
Turbocharged
Both are good, also I saw that video from a movie madagascar and all
"People loved it, because I DID THE IMPOSSIBLE"
Wait that sounds wrong


Servers getting ddosd?

Hmm?
Goofy ahh bottle
Ikea moment
i never knew that shit might try it
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@mortal crypt
just saw my first steam scammer friend request that tried cloning someone on my friends list
weird as fuck
yo guys when i try to play multiplayer, it says either:
- server list has an invalid signature
2)no servers available
is the game just dead or is it a problem on my part, and if it's the latter how do i fix it
Shit armor remove that shit dude
Dont cover the shirt
Attention! We have a quarterly crime report on the activities of Los Sueños Police Department SWAT and the impact of your mission deployments on cleaning up the streets of Los Sueños. Every day, our SWAT officers put their lives on the line to protect our city, and every day, you're getting results.
The LSPD is actively recruiting new SWAT of...
"Our officers are trained to respond with lethal force only when needed" lmao dude i use lethal force always
So any cop in los Angeles

^^^ anybody know?
what?
Open console and type AR then restart the game
got it
!warn 899918065268035608 Ping studio staff for no reason
Done. Enough chaos.

!rep @tough tapir
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Well I did respond, so
I really dont think you need to DM for that
I see.
Well, if you have any evidence, just upload them to the email. Explain about the files you sent, what it means, etc..
This is true probably
YO
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BECOME 3114
LAST YEAR
THE WHOLE TIME 3114 WAS OUT
I WASNT IT ONCE
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING 2 DAYS STRAIGHT
AND I HAVENT GOTTEN IT
oh wow someone isnt happy
Some dude just shot a swastika into a wall in a chaos theory server
I SAW YOUR MESSAGE
LcZ
Short forms are fine
Short form content is definitely something
It totally doesn’t have any side effects or repercussions if you consume so much
have you increased your SCP preferences for 3114
Report it to the admins in that server then lul
That is definitely something you did'nt have to ask in the DMs for. Your past messages have told more info that what you asked me just now.
Anyhow, there isn't really any way to prove screenshots unless the messages screenshotted is still present, or you record the messages with the refresh and everything.

He did just say the guy got sent to the tower
and kicked

TikTok ruined any patience for ppl
That's why i uninstall it
I never had TikTok
Everything or not depends on you, what you deem as needed or not.
Check dms
!rep
You can give a rep!
It's wheel time
!rep @rocky adder
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Why is blud muted
Jovix do you wanna be on the wheel
nope but its fine if you want to add me
Broke the server rules 
You're going on the wheel
MAYBE?
Discrimination
Put all 127095 members on wheel
@limpid forum go to https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/823278999795007499
pls
Tiktok is a digital drug
I might be blind and js didnt see the announcment or something but are the servers down?
Nuh uh
127,087 without the bots
!status
No u
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.
Doesn't look like it
Weird no servers have anyone in them for me
Black screen?
No i mean 0/25 players and when I join im the only one
Its that way for every server
What does it say in console
Weird, have you tried a game restart?
Usually fixes most of these kinda issues
Forgot about waiting 10 seconds before turning the pc on
congrats the odds were low but that didnt stop the wheel from deciding
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I join, says connection failed after i wait on the "waiting for players" screen then kicks me saying i lost connection
And in the players waiting screen it says 1 joined

whats up with scp 3114, cant pick anything up and its so hard to open doors and stuff
Ima restart again and see what happens
known issue look away and look back then you can do it
ah alright thanks
Jump 10 times, do a backflip
no i'm actually serious
Didnt do shi but now im playing with a single other player
Was i sent to a shadow realm or something
Ah i lied lost connection again after i spawned as 106
psycopath
@mortal crypt whole comment section bout the game being shit and needs to beb fixed
i agree where is update RAHHH
no update








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