general-chat

[compact sierra]

Im not even fucking gonna question what that message is

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836944876804374528/1420126992375746634/togif.gif

[outer radish]

Holy chat gpt

[simple moss]

How did you know 🤯

[uneven scroll]

Jesus christ send this dude to hell

(or site-02)

[willow sphinx]

I aint readin allat

[compact sierra]

He's already in the purgatory.

Constant look of deploying as a human

In a site that never has peace

And is constantly evolving

[simple moss]

THE SITE IS EVOLVING?

[uneven scroll]

timelapse collapses

[willow sphinx]

If the site is a creetur then yeah

[simple moss]

shits everywhere

[languid radish]

Holy yapparoni

[compact sierra]

Yes, it makes no sense how but...it evolves over the years it used to be dark then a bit light then a bit dark...now it's light...and now it's becoming pretty dark shits

[opaque zealot]

Is Halloween coming out today?

[uneven scroll]

bro what the actual duck is wrong w/u

[simple abyss]

I don't know

[compact sierra]

Tbh last chritsmas update was a W

[willow sphinx]

if they're shitting everywhere its probably medical

just sayin

[compact sierra]

Im pretty sure halloween will be good

[willow sphinx]

dont need to be so rude

[simple moss]

IS THAT A RICARDO PFP IN 2025

[compact sierra]

Yes.

[uneven scroll]

if i shoot him 10 times its probably death.

[simple moss]

THIS ISHEAVEN

[simple moss]

did you ever watch bonda

[compact sierra]

Oh Im pretty rare

to be seen

[compact sierra]

Yes.

[willow sphinx]

this is true, I've seen this before

[simple moss]

oh my god

[opaque zealot]

and for what do they give the role of 3114?

[simple moss]

blocks with my shit

[compact sierra]

My fav bonda video is SCP-035 one and the SCP-049 one

[simple moss]

Or the 682 one where he gets pushed

[willow sphinx]

It would need to be moving at significant velocity for that to do you anything lmfao

[compact sierra]

Either way im pretty rare, im gonna disappear till next update

There's like 1 in 3000 chance for me to pop up

[uneven scroll]

talking via radio i need a janitor group in sector C.... well maybe like a whole department.

[simple moss]

poopstinker8426

[uneven scroll]

Wanna know smth?

[dapper vessel]

burps

[simple moss]

I have the power to turn the world into shits

[limber marsh]

burrrrp

[simple moss]

Is that the guy from forsaken

[willow sphinx]

I have a real question for you

are you ready

[uneven scroll]

no

[simple moss]

To shit?

[willow sphinx]

How old could you possibly be to be talking about this

lmao

[simple moss]

I'm actually 2 years old

[simple abyss]

I'm lowkey curious as well

[simple moss]

I experienced puberty this year

[willow sphinx]

You are the youngest person EVER

[somber imp]

When is hallowen event?

[uneven scroll]

brother got a phone with 2

[uneven scroll]

well probably on halloween?

[thin current]

hallowen time CANT wait for the candy's

[willow sphinx]

Do you know what you might be do with 1 dollars?

[hot terrace]

The incinerator?!?!

[simple moss]

I'm texting through a bottle of urine

[somber raptor]

Coming soon...

[hot terrace]

Oooh boy that's one hell of an SCP to pull out

[uneven scroll]

Portal references be like

where is GLaDOS?

[willow sphinx]

They have an entire Mobile Task Force division dedicated to Fire Based Anomalies

I'm just sayin

[hot terrace]

I'd take her over it any day of the week

[simple moss]

Cod reference

Task force

[hot terrace]

These are scary.

[past dune]

Hi chat

[simple moss]

My name is NOT chat

[uneven scroll]

bye SpookyAlex

[hot terrace]

K chat

[willow sphinx]

It is when you're in the group

lol

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/low-intelligence-specimen-gif-7870219346859963163

[uneven scroll]

hello "NOT chat" how r u?

[past dune]

ok..

[willow sphinx]

Alternatively if you really aren't chat then you could interpret it as them talking to everyone but you

[simple moss]

Or else i will become the alpha wolf 🐺🐺🐺🤯🤯

[willow sphinx]

in which case you'd be omega wolf

lol

[simple moss]

Actually my name was " " sorry about misinformation

[willow sphinx]

since you'd be the excluded one

[uneven scroll]

oh hello " " sorry about misinformation, how are u?

[past dune]

Another love by Tom Odell and ill give you a rep

[simple moss]

NO

[simple moss]

i changed my name to

[uneven scroll]

i wanna hear the Alpha warhead theme lmao

[simple moss]

That song made me suicide 2 times but when 14.1 came out i revived myself

[uneven scroll]

hi "i changed my name to"

[simple moss]

.

is it gonna be "hello ."

[willow sphinx]

I suicided once and then I was introduced to the eternity of the Samsara rebirth process

never again

[uneven scroll]

i suicided once and i woke up in an elevator full with nades

it was an "Explosive" experience

[uneven scroll]

hello "is it gonna be "hello.""

[willow sphinx]

Nothing compares to the joy of hearing ten voices cry out in fear followed by an explosion getting cut off by the elevator moving down to entrance zone

[uneven scroll]

2 words: russian. roulette.

[willow sphinx]

fuck

I can't argue with that

[uneven scroll]

yea i think no one can argue with that.

[cobalt barn]

Yo, that scp 173 hoodie looks decent but I dont know if i can get it because i feel like it looks too feminine

idk im just being paranoid

[uneven scroll]

did you take your drugs?

[cobalt barn]

probably not

[uneven scroll]

well then do so.

[rich walrus]

Do we have Date of upDate?

[worthy badge]

bro why would that even matter

[willow sphinx]

well

[worthy badge]

just get the hoodie

[willow sphinx]

if it makes you feel better SCP-173 as a sculpture is masculine

[uneven scroll]

question. at which date is halloween?

[willow sphinx]

it has a dick even lol

but

that might make you feel worse

[uneven scroll]

nah. some people need it.

[tawdry osprey]

30 oct

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.

[serene coyote]

hooray halloween updoot

[tawdry osprey]

!halloween

[tacit plume]

I think your being paranoid, not just in the sense of you are likely subconsciously associating light colors or pink with femininity but also that you are worrying way too much about thinking about other people’s perception of what you clearly like

Get the hoodie

Be happy

[tawdry osprey]

hoodie is gay

[tacit plume]

[willow sphinx]

Sculpture that SCP-173 used as its image for a while is Untitled 2004, made by Izumi Kato

[uneven scroll]

hoodie has an dick.

[fickle patrol]

literally nobody cares

[tawdry osprey]

straight men care

[fickle patrol]

what you wear

[simple moss]

i changed myself to im gay

[cobalt barn]

factual

[willow sphinx]

Personally I don't think that SCP-173's colors are feminine

at least not strongly feminine

I wouldn't call them masculine either

[cobalt barn]

its honestly not just the colors its the straight soft lines too

[uneven scroll]

hey Echhin didn't know you were gay. i hope you and SCP-173 are happy together.

[tawdry osprey]

if i see someone wearing the 173 hoodie irl i will assume they are gay

[fickle patrol]

feminine would be if it was pink and white

[simple moss]

NO THATS MY NAME

[fickle patrol]

you can say that about any scp merch

or any merch in general

[tawdry osprey]

no shy guy merch for example would be straight

[fickle patrol]

its either gooner weirdo or gay

[tawdry osprey]

939 would be gooner bait

[cobalt barn]

well we can cross off scp 173 as gooner bait

so its either weirdo or gay

[tawdry osprey]

and you dont need to buy merch to wear 3114

[fickle patrol]

thats not true

3114 wears you

[simple moss]

Shy guy didnt have a sexual organ if i am right

[willow sphinx]

I'm kind of confused how the curves of SCP-173 are making you look feminine on this hoody unless your body shape is literally curved like SCP-173

[fickle patrol]

not the other way around

[willow sphinx]

like

its a hoody

[tawdry osprey]

cut off your skin

[simple moss]

096 has no genitalia so he would be asexual i think

[cobalt barn]

ayo?!

[tawdry osprey]

there are worms under your skin rip them off rip off your skin

[cobalt barn]

worms? worms make me crazy.

[willow sphinx]

Also whoever is selling a hoodie based on Untilted 2004 is very much at risk of getting sued lmfao

that is very much illegal

[uneven scroll]

crazy? i was crazy once.

[tawdry osprey]

i dont like the way my skin feels on my body. do you like the way your skins feels on your body ?

[proper compass]

How is a rocket gonna help the zombies 😭

[willow sphinx]

maybe less illegal than that

lmfao

[cobalt barn]

they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with worms.

[uneven scroll]

the worms made me crazy. Crazy? i was crazy once continue the loop EVERYONE

[eternal nebula]

is the trailer music the same as in that one episode of confinement?? sounds like it

[simple moss]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once.

[uneven scroll]

Crazy?`i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with worms. the worms made me crazy.

[willow sphinx]

But Untitled 2004 is owned by Izumi Kato and the SCP wiki using his sculpture without his permission has kind of led to him saying that people just can't use it for commercial purposes. So anything that is meant for making money that uses Untitled 2004's likeness can be taken down and the creator sued by Izumi Kato for breaching copyright

[cobalt barn]

crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with worms. The worms madew me crazy.

[simple abyss]

Don't start

[cobalt barn]

ok sorry :c

[simple moss]

We need a channel based on i was crazy once

[uneven scroll]

Echhin started it.

[simple moss]

Tfym i did

[willow sphinx]

isnt this meme over a year rotted

[cobalt barn]

i started it :c
🤚

[shadow wagon]

dude, i just got banned for cheating, I LITERALLY PLAY IN GEFORCE NOW

[true sky]

this cha n

[gilded timber]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[bright karma]

how do i breath

[uneven scroll]

globally?

[simple moss]

idk

[uneven scroll]

don't.

[shadow wagon]

yES

[uneven scroll]

well then apply.

[willow sphinx]

Ban appeal is right there chat

lmao

[uneven scroll]

tell them: I'm sowwy Geforce NOW had hacks installed.

[tawdry osprey]

his design is shit anyway

[willow sphinx]

I dont mind the design personally

its silly looking lol

[tawdry osprey]

it looks all retarded and its shit is all fucked up

[willow sphinx]

well thats kind of the point I think

its supposed to look disfigured and childish

[trim slate]

nw is working🔥 🔥

[willow sphinx]

supposed to represent a kind of innocence in the human race

[queen jewel]

Guys I just got globally banned for saying gg 5 times fix your game northwood

[tawdry osprey]

sorry blud u were clearly cheating

[rancid canyon]

Damn bro I can’t believe you’d cheat in GeForce NOW that’s crazy

[tawdry osprey]

the geforce made me spinbot

[willow sphinx]

lmfao getting banned requires an appeal because its hard to tell if its actually something on your computer that has screwed you up, or if you're a cheater who thinks begging will get the ban overturned. So really the only way to verify if you are or not is to appeal it through the ban appeal method

[drifting orchid]

what does it mean when server list has an Invalid signature

[gilded timber]

Restart your game!

[tawdry osprey]

there is basically 0 automated cheat detection in NW that gets you banned

your game just crashes

so if you got banned its for a good reason

[queen jewel]

It means ir has an invalid signature

[thin current]

any idea when the update ?

[gilded timber]

Later this month!

[amber crow]

Hey guys

[thin current]

THATS TO LONG.
sag but its fine

[shadow wagon]

i swear to god dude

[uneven scroll]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.

[shadow wagon]

how could i cheat through cloud gaming dude?

[uneven scroll]

you installed Geforce Hack NOW

[tawdry osprey]

LMAOO this bro

sorry unc you cant appeal cheats

[shadow wagon]

bruh

serious

[uneven scroll]

yes.

[unreal lotus]

67🔥

[shadow wagon]

ok

[uneven scroll]

i have an idea: Make your own "Offline-Server" for u with ur friends and cheat there.

[slow topaz]

2 of my friends js got banned 💔

bc of geforce

lol

[wary oasis]

gang whats happening with geforce why did i get banned 💔

[tranquil jolt]

[wet musk]

seems like some servers arent working dunno if it's specific server side or northwoods end

[slow topaz]

its a global ban so northwood pretty sure

[spiral compass]

Hi, one question i am banned globaly but i dont have cheats, i use GeforceNow to play, what can i do?

[wet musk]

well if that's the case cant see why freyas would get banned

im not talking about me personally

im talking about the actual servers

[wary oasis]

im just gonna appeal it idk why geforce got me banned

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1424090817215070308/togif.gif

[uneven scroll]

maybe Geforce NOW made an update on kernel base thats why it gets detected as a cheat.

[wet musk]

some servers work some just get specified host not avaliable

[spiral compass]

Hmmmm i need help to, where i can apeal?

[gilded timber]

Hi guys!
We are aware of false bans being issued to GFN users, we're working to resolve the issue and lift the incorrect bans, please remain patient until then

[charred root]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[shadow wagon]

tysm

[wary oasis]

thank you mr manager

[spiral compass]

Thanks

[solemn iris]

It's the ween....

[tranquil jolt]

barn

[spiral compass]

Now, i am unbanned

Thanks manager's

[shadow wagon]

I too

thanks omg

[bold cloak]

what is this new trailer a teaser for?

[slow topaz]

14.2 update pretty sure

[bold cloak]

yeah but like whats alluding to

with the incinerator and all

[wary oasis]

049 and 173 room

pretty sure

[slow topaz]

that incinirator room is in the new revamped 049 and 173 containment

from what i saw

[bold cloak]

and noooooo surface update mannnnn

[slow topaz]

15.0 i think

[bold cloak]

i thought it was a reference to site 19 with the incinerator and all

[slow topaz]

ah

[bold cloak]

hopefully

[polar spade]

The room was connected to a ordinary hallway in the teaser so i think its just a completely new room separate from 049/173

[bold cloak]

also didnt they tease a new scp or something?

[limpid vector]

maybe they did

[bold cloak]

i thought they did that awhile ago

[slow topaz]

i watched a yt video with some of the grayscaling models and the new containment room had smth that looked like it

[bold cloak]

it would be cool if like 073 was in the game and spawned on with the mtf

[polar spade]

Didnt Able end up killing everyone on his team

[uneven scroll]

guys you forget one thing: The year is not over. this is JUST AN HALLOWEEN UPDATE not an "Big" Update like 14.0 or 15.0 so just chill everyone. there might be a surface rework. a new SCP and whatever.

[bold cloak]

idk but he would be work out for the huamns for the sake of the game

[bold cloak]

im just sayin i want a surface update, and i thought a new scp was teased awhile ago.

[hearty stirrup]

@gilded timber

[uneven scroll]

ngl i think everyone just wants a surface update and not just some light-improvement-surface mini update. and a new SCP would be nice yea. but there are many things that need improvement.

[bold cloak]

i agree but im pretty sure they promised a surface update a long time ago

i could be wrong

[charred root]

Guys here is a channel for discussing scp stuff #scp-discussion

[uneven scroll]

not from what i remember tbh

[digital dove]

so what does this teaser mean for us?

just sorta curious

[tough tapir]

cat

kitty cat cat

[charred root]

An new update

14.2

[tough tapir]

cat kitty cat kitty cat cat

[digital dove]

but like what could come from it

?

[bold cloak]

can we just like get a second nuke that would make me happy

[uneven scroll]

well it states: you can discuss ANYTHING that doesn't break the #server-rules

[digital dove]

i heard about the stingers coming back

but thats about it

[tough tapir]

Teto word of the day

nuke

[digital dove]

also ive been playing this game for 4 years and didnt think about joining the discord lol

[bold cloak]

i used to play alot but my main server shut down and i dont play all that much anymore but i still like the game i just wish that we could get a surface update 😭

[charred root]

Yes but it would be better to move related discussion there

[charred root]

Soon

[uneven scroll]

will do.

[uneven scroll]

just make one yourself lol

[bold cloak]

helllllllll naw

[charred root]

give them some time, we are getting halloween update

[bold cloak]

this is true

[bold kettle]

The situation has been resolved.

[ocean light]

is bright's server down for anyone else

im guessing its related to the halloween update but some servers went down earlier

[inner walrus]

Front end is having issues on brights.
Also join their discord for more information

[quick knot]

The update isn't out yet

[ocean light]

oh

[inner walrus]

There will be an announcement soon regarding it

[charred root]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[ocean light]

ah makes sense

[thorn knoll]

guys i was checking the offical wiki, tf is a surface pass card

[gilded timber]

One time use card that opens Gate A or B, but can't close them

[thorn knoll]

how do u get it?

[thorn knoll]

then how do u get it

[sleek estuary]

you can find it in nuke room

[thorn knoll]

ah kk, so u cant like craft it from the scp 914

?

[sleek estuary]

uhh prob but feels pointless to craft

[thorn knoll]

i really wanna craft ngl

[charred root]

iirc you can

[sleek estuary]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php/SCP-914/Outputs

[drowsy loom]

6 years since ive been here, this feels... weird.

[tough tapir]

6 years since becoming an ukulele

[drowsy loom]

changed my name to "alto clef's ukulele" prior to leaving i think

[quiet wadi]

Do you know the country Belarus?

[drowsy loom]

i am familiar with it yes

[quiet wadi]

I'm from there

[thorn knoll]

dont see it in the crafting

[quiet wadi]

.

[sleek estuary]

not craftable then :(

unless the wiki isn't updated

[charred root]

wiki time

[thorn knoll]

man

[drowsy loom]

only be obtained by using 914

looks inside

surface access pass

[lucid sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405185349264740453/1419064255143084112/togif.gif

[runic bolt]

guys is anyone using shockbyte ? i need help

im gettting verification passcode is not correct BUT THERE AINT NO PASSCODE

[unborn nova]

nerf doors

[lucid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-he-did-it-apocalypse-the-dog-did-it-dog-gif-24853451

[hushed stone]

THEY BROUGHT THE CONTAINMENT ENGINEER CARD BACK TO THE BASE GAME

🥹

[languid radish]

The surface access pass is just not true

Also they forgot the mtf cadet card

[austere pine]

914 should have this kind of lighting by default its like so much cozier

[digital vine]

We better get fat marshmallow man back

I wanna beat up the scps with my bare hands

The candy that makes you glow extremely bright can stay out tho dont like that one

[austere pine]

i prefer if they made different candies every halloween

would be a lot more hype imo

[neon citrus]

the orange candy should make you drop one flashbang below your feet every second

[digital vine]

And of course pink candy, cant forget that one

[austere pine]

almost every server besides the official ones have pink candy year-round so not rly looking forward to that

[wary oasis]

i have ban apealed from the gefoce bans and have been apealed, but when i try to go to into a game it still says im banned

i cant re appeal cuz apperently its accepted so idk what to do 💔

[languid radish]

#technical-support

[wary oasis]

i have already done a ban appeal tho and it says that im unbanned yet i am still banned

[languid radish]

And youre still banned when you go into the game?

[wary oasis]

yea

[languid radish]

Then uhhhh

Skill issue idk what to tell you bro

[wary oasis]

💔

[flat plaza]

hey its me

[languid radish]

You are not a rabbit

[lucid sluice]

well 💀

[languid radish]

If you were you would be locked up in some underground facility

https://tenor.com/view/scp-gif-5795807504905625189

[eager wadi]

@idle shard 1014281397244002455 hijacked account

[lucid sluice]

@faint river

give the account back!!1!!!1

[faint river]

PLEASE BLOCK MY ACCOUNT

DO NOT REPOND MY DM

[tranquil jolt]

hello sir can I buy one of your melons

you seem trustworthy

[visual acorn]

I will respond

[tranquil jolt]

shhhhhh

[orchid kraken]

bro this game

[serene kraken]

I didn’t knew dog gets damaged mid lounge

[upper raven]

which do i buy

[tame hollow]

cat ears

[upper raven]

[broken parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

Halloween Update is coming

[visual acorn]

Every SL server owner @everyone as soon as they hear any news about SL.

[rancid canyon]

🤔

[magic crystal]

hello everyone

[fallen plover]

[arctic egret]

what if i just

@everyone

oh man...

[neon bear]

ping failure

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187033466806730899/1235995332563832892/GIF_20240503_232406_686.gif

[tardy hemlock]

[hearty stirrup]

go into a tech support ticket

ill help you there

[subtle sky]

Is the Halloween update in yet? Or still plane?*

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/tomas-gif-12222478990731893409

[past dune]

doesnt work

[past dune]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.

[amber lintel]

!halloween

[subtle sky]

!halloween

?

[amber lintel]

It's been 2 minutes without SCP:SL. Halloween. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL Halloween made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game.

[past dune]

@novel nimbus dont ghostping random ppl

[novel nimbus]

i know sintex

but ok

[past dune]

i guess

better to leave it tho

[novel nimbus]

SINTEX

[mental hare]

He is allowed to ghostping me, only if he is my number 1 fan

business is business

[novel nimbus]

i cant rename in this server but i will be your number 1 fan

so when you become northwood studio staff i can

say

im friends with 2 nw staff

omg

[past dune]

😭

[novel nimbus]

what a flex

[past dune]

whos the 2nd one

[novel nimbus]

xhanoga

[mental hare]

[novel nimbus]

[past dune]

if

[keen sparrow]

.

[past dune]

.

[sleek estuary]

.

[amber lintel]

@wheat sparrow slay the princess tag

great game!

[wheat sparrow]

My favorite game

It's slaytober art contest but I don't have the time or energy to draw all month

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-str-goku-kaioken-battle-against-limits-power-doubling-skill-kaioken-attack-4x-kaioken-kamehameha-gif-10193859094055341764

[visual acorn]

spyware for 5000 points

you got me here

[amber lintel]

wtf is an AI browser

[visual acorn]

no care

85% of my personal data stolen btw

[sleek estuary]

just use a script

ez

[amber lintel]

speaking of AI I tried using chatGPT again

gave me a headache

[visual acorn]

if i really cared i would just fake the browser process

[amber lintel]

I wanted to test if it could condense some stuff I've written to save time

[sleek estuary]

no i mean use a script to fake orb quests

https://gist.github.com/aamiaa/204cd9d42013ded9faf646fae7f89fbb

[amber lintel]

wtf lmao

[visual acorn]

no fun

[amber lintel]

no way this is real

[sleek estuary]

it is

its what i do

[amber lintel]

testing this rn

[sleek estuary]

it works so

for videos it does them very fast since that can be spoofed easily, but for actual timer quests you'll need to wait for the actual time

[somber raptor]

5000 ORBS? FUCK YEAH IDGAF I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY DATA

[visual acorn]

finally

ghost ping

mods ban

[somber raptor]

tf-

[amber lintel]

what do orbs

what do they do?

[sleek estuary]

buy stuff

you can get some really good stuff, and permanent

[somber raptor]

yup

and 5000 orbs is an absolutely wild amount

considering on average missions give 700 orbs

[amber lintel]

OH YEAH

A BADGE

SO COOL

[somber raptor]

and on average the shit you can buy can cost at least 4100 orbs

[lean totem]

what the fuck is an orb

where ist his menu

[amber lintel]

okay that's neat

[sleek estuary]

yeah

[amber lintel]

discord points 😭

[sleek estuary]

honestly a W from the old discord ceo before he left/made company public or whatever

[lean totem]

yeah ok i'm not watching advertisements for points

what is this a mobile game

[amber lintel]

marcus mate

[amber lintel]

^

[lean totem]

too much work

[amber lintel]

funny enough

[lean totem]

goodbye

[amber lintel]

it seems to work so far ¯_(ツ)_/¯

simple I need fake internet poiunts

[strange niche]

As usual, the github account with an anime woman as their profile has a solution to that very specific problem you've had

I'm fascinated by this phenomenon

[visual acorn]

so over

[amber lintel]

anime PFPs are either edgy fucks or autism incarnate

or both

[strange niche]

Bonus points if it's smug

[visual acorn]

autism is wonderful sometimes

[amber lintel]

yeah this looks like smug

[amber lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836944876804374528/1420126992375746634/togif.gif

obligatory

this gif is so fucking funny

the shadow on RFK

[visual acorn]

xd

[amber lintel]

america sitcom season IV

[upper raven]

Thanks for pfp idea

[amber lintel]

LOL the one in the bottom left

[sleek estuary]

we're just that goated

[upper raven]

beer

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-crashboompunk-youtube-bmw-bimmer-gif-4940785761150227409

[visual acorn]

autism

[lilac lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283750555650621450/1424146769020850196/bones.gif

[amber lintel]

why is your computer on 24/7

[strange niche]

Because it's always working

[amber lintel]

do you run a server

[strange niche]

Yeah

But also I'm just generally working on random things so there's no reason to turn it off

[amber lintel]

space engineers... 24/7

[strange niche]

I generally restart it bi-weekly

[runic oracle]

Lwk excited to see what the halloween models will look like

[upper raven]

Do we know each other we have an mutual friend added

[strange niche]

I once received that question from a furry artist with exquisite taste

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[strange niche]

The answer is often dangerous

[amber lintel]

why am I not surprised simple commissions furry art on the daily

[strange niche]

I've actually never commissioned furry art before

Actually any kind of art

[amber lintel]

yeah yeah sure

[strange niche]

If I did I'd be using them as my entire personality

[amber lintel]

explain why we found this on your computer then

[strange niche]

The cool kids call it a signature

YCH

[next cloak]

Server dying?

MS keep spiking for some reasons

not my connection 4sure

[strange niche]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[next cloak]

weird

i just spikes to like 1k ms

and drop back to normal and i died to the dog

man

[strange niche]

Sounds like packet drop to me

[next cloak]

oh yeah im not the only one

others having same issues

im guessing ddos?

[strange niche]

Which server, official?

[hidden merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571793387624202244/1349486841644060722/IMG_0635.gif

[next cloak]

yeah

NW Canada 1

[pine tree]

.

[strange niche]

Server could be having a bad day or someone got upset they were killed as a Class-D

[next cloak]

Canada 2*

[visual acorn]

ddos

[next cloak]

but yeah prob

[strange niche]

So the latter

[visual acorn]

Diddly Doodly

[strange niche]

Alright, Ned Flanders

[drowsy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-scp-sl-sigma-scp-sl-meme-lol-gif-3278351682956331853

[smoky smelt]

are the servers down?

[strange niche]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/mustelidae-sable-marten-cute-yawn-gif-27427668

[hidden merlin]

what is that thing

[gilded timber]

Sable!

[smoky smelt]

thxs

[hidden merlin]

is that the name of the guy or what

[strange niche]

Finally, the cure for Twink Death

[woeful whale]

Everything is

[gilded timber]

It's the name of the animal

[hidden merlin]

yeah i see now

[woeful whale]

nameof(Animal) ?

[hidden merlin]

silly little fellas

[visual acorn]

goated pizza, absolutely best

4 cheese pizza is goat

[woeful whale]

An absolute nightmare to my stomach

[strange niche]

Also the apparent mold on the cheese

[visual acorn]

i love my pizza extra moldy

[upper raven]

How to become cat

[visual acorn]

think like a cat

[strange niche]

Mix Estrogen and catnip

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/tomas-gif-12222478990731893409

[visual acorn]

Fentanylll

[upper raven]

Me

[visual acorn]

honestly cats are so W

best pets besides blue whales

[upper raven]

Emm

Whales?

[visual acorn]

yk

big and blue

[icy flume]

get that thing outta my sight

[visual acorn]

no

[upper raven]

Aha

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-goofy-discord-gif-12077722220628211034

[visual acorn]

ba

[upper raven]

Ba

[icy flume]

🐑

[nova saddle]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.

[nova saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-the-sandvich-down-heavy-tf2-team-fortress-2-sandvich-gif-17394865390024684371

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122052005930729532/1280919678763663380/togif.gif

[crystal reef]

@gentle barn ur bald

[somber raptor]

my condolences

[somber raptor]

yooo elevatormusic

[crystal reef]

yo

[gentle barn]

bruh

friend me bruh

on steam

[somber raptor]

it's been a while

[crystal reef]

1408190748

[crystal reef]

quite a bit'

I havent been a lot on sl stuff

[somber raptor]

did you know in June I played in a SL tournament?

[crystal reef]

from am?

[somber raptor]

myes

[crystal reef]

but nah i didnt know

just really got back into sl

[crystal reef]

nice

[somber raptor]

aight time to play a game of R6 at 1AM knowing tomorrow I have to wake up at 8AM for airsoft

[pseudo ivy]

[crystal reef]

ggs

[visual acorn]

ignore is not a solution

😔

[gentle barn]

:3

[visual acorn]

🐀

[upper raven]

Ahem

[visual acorn]

805 monthly listeners

spotify recomending me some underground authors

[gentle barn]

hmm

[visual acorn]

the song isnt good...

[upper raven]

Hmmm

[forest field]

Is it an exe made for btches or an exe made by btches?

[somber raptor]

Won 4-0, I got 9 kills and 0 deaths
First round I one-tapped sens through smoke with Frost
Second round I got one with a hilariously stupid Kapkan trap and also got ash who rushed in in the window in front of me while I was aiming at the next window over
Third round I got two kills while roaming with Vigil
Last round i got a really nice 4K with Blackbeard

[visual acorn]

no clue the song is bad even for my standarts

[crystal reef]

Blackbeard got nerfed hard but he's still really usable

[somber raptor]

Hold on I'll get the replay and send you a clip of the 4K I got

[crystal reef]

What's Ur main

[crystal reef]

Aight

[somber raptor]

Pretty good for a guy whose name is Craig Jenson...

[crystal reef]

Main shield 😭✌️

What's Ur rank

[somber raptor]

at least I'm good (kinda) at it...

[somber raptor]

Silver I max

[crystal reef]

Oh not even half bad

We should play some time

[somber raptor]

I once saw a Blitz who apparently forgot he has A 20000 WATT LIGHT BULB on the front of his shield and A 9MM PISTOL

[crystal reef]

💀

Yeah sounds like silver

[somber raptor]

nah I was playing unranked that match

silvers are not that dumb

[crystal reef]

Oh makes even more sense

[somber raptor]

(In that same round I had a Kali miss the bandit battery twice and a Fuze blatantly placing one of his charges on an electrified wall)

[crystal reef]

Not the thinkers

But yeah we should play some time

[somber raptor]

While I get the clip from last match, here, please admire this:

[crystal reef]

Yeah seems about right

[ionic dragon]

next april fools update should lower the official server pop limit to 24

[trim briar]

When is update beep bop booop

[ionic dragon]

since 24/25 = full

[somber raptor]

server list data only updates every 30 seconds, so if it was 24/25 twenty seconds ago, it might not be anymore

[ionic dragon]

its worse when it says its 23/25 and says its full

[somber raptor]

@crystal reef

[somber raptor]

I looked at Goyo's POV and he could 100% have lasered me to hell but he didn't because skill issue ig

[crystal reef]

That gouo wiffed so bad

Goyo

[gaunt talon]

I got to golf 5 then got bored

[somber raptor]

⛳

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-thanos-thanos-snap-dust-gif-16037423944121739362

[nova saddle]

Is everybody else having issues when they're trying to launch laboratory and it's f****** crashing

;Status

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[sleek estuary]

#technical-support

[heavy blade]

what day is it

[tight ermine]

Today

[latent jackal]

It's Sunday

[In the correct timezone]

[mortal crypt]

Ask @next shadow

[soft zodiac]

dude

[heavy blade]

I think its tuesday

[mortal crypt]

No its sunday 2013

[heavy blade]

I thought it was 2017 🙁

[soft zodiac]

@tame hollow hey snookums

[worn hollow]

[soft zodiac]

@unique flare Great Co-Worker, glad to have you within Northwood Studios.

[tame hollow]

Yoooo

Been a bit no?

[soft zodiac]

been more than a bit 😭

[tame hollow]

[strange niche]

[viral swift]

when update

[delicate fjord]

Every time someone asks when the update is it gets delayed by 12 days

[viral swift]

update pls

[fossil oxide]

damn it

[grand nova]

HUBERT I SWEAR

IF SCP SL HALLOWEEN DOESNT USE THE OLD SONG

IMAA RAGE ON U

[gaunt talon]

💔

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/im-come-you-gif-18197944984816523843

[solar glacier]

Update pls makes it be delayed for a whole 24 days

[sleek estuary]

okay!

[latent jackal]

If it's what the community wants!

[mossy geode]

[marsh thistle]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.

[eager wadi]

[ebon flare]

When’s later

[fallow kite]

Does anyone else have issue where a audio just starts playing for no reason when playing in scp sl

[oblique pebble]

Incinerator...?

[stoic halo]

"049-2 players are gonna love this one" what do they mean by this??!!?!

wait is it a reference to how 049-2's jump into pits all the time lol

[amber lintel]

Pretty sure, yeah.

[soft zodiac]

fair enough i was like 17 then

i was very slow

[digital vine]

I think theyre gonna get a reskin

Or at least i hopeso

Would be pog to have zombies of every role

Rather than generic bald man

[short valley]

Yes

[stoic halo]

💔

[stoic halo]

would be cool but i don't think it'll come this update personally

[short valley]

I think it'll come if/when they rework Doctor, but it will probably be after the spider update.

[stoic halo]

they'll definitely rework doctor eventually i mean his model is 13 years old

maybe won't be too extreme because i think he's in a nice place but yah

[short valley]

16.0 Doctor rework that adds the frame-killing realtime-cloth-physics cloak

[stoic halo]

just makes doctor more deadly

[short valley]

Just kill doctor

[stoic halo]

50% chance to explode your GPU

[short valley]

60% to throw an "out of memory" error, 39% to get 2 frames, and 1% chance to get more than 2 frames

[stoic halo]

instantly turns SCP SL into a powerpoint

[short valley]

The cloth physics will be rendered client side and globally

Except for doctor so that he gets a frame rate advantage

[stoic halo]

💔💔💔

[mossy geode]

[charred root]

morning

[wispy wyvern]

hiii

can someone help me with these

[charred root]

[wispy wyvern]

wait i cant take a screnshot :C

[charred root]

What problem you met?

[wispy wyvern]

I can't even open the game because of a Windows error :/

[charred root]

can you send a screnshot at #media-posts ?

[wispy wyvern]

ok

[mossy geode]

[mighty spear]

fkhey

hey

SL go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

[mossy geode]

insanity

[mighty spear]

im trying to get 2 level 10

for mod apps

are they still out?

also

[rancid dome]

Discord moderator I assume?

[mighty spear]

NEW HEAVYYYY GOT TOO MUCH CONCREATE

[mighty spear]

yuhhhh

[rancid dome]

Sorry, they got taken out a while ago :(

[mighty spear]

AHHHHHH

Oh well

[rancid dome]

Might as well just grind the levels now tho right

[mighty spear]

AHahahahaha maybeeee'

[rancid dome]

This time grind to like 50

It's gonna be awesome

[mossy geode]

Whens Halloween update☠️

I miss the marshmallow man so much

[fleet berry]

[tropic wigeon]

M

helllo

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[past dune]

Hi chat

[mossy geode]

hi

[midnight swift]

Hiii :3

[past dune]

Hi Zeroooo

[charred root]

@past dune morning

[past dune]

Heyaaa

[rancid dome]

Morbin

[ancient vine]

[tough tapir]

And then noemi said, its morbin time

[lime bay]

Hi

[latent jackal]

G'day all

[rancid dome]

It's morbin time

[serene coyote]

Hii

[rancid dome]

Hallo

[serene coyote]

Car

[lime bay]

hi

[somber raptor]

Tiny car

[glacial nymph]

Balls

Oh wait

Booooooooooooooooooo

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[supple totem]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[past dune]

Thank you

[supple totem]

you're welcome gang

[supple totem]

[simple pumice]

does anybody know what does "server list has an invalid signature" mean? And why dont i have any server in my server list?

[lean sleet]

Use the refresh button

And wait

[serene coyote]

or

restart game

[simple pumice]

been waiting for quiet a while and still nothing 🤷‍♂️

[serene coyote]

or type in console ar

[simple pumice]

o let me try

[lean sleet]

Is there a red text in the top right corner?

[simple pumice]

aight it worked

txh

[simple pumice]

na

[lean sleet]

Okay

[languid radish]

What gun is this, first to get it right gets a rep you know the drill

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[trim briar]

thats the new HK

456

I think

[languid radish]

Nope

[trim briar]

wait

spear

?\

[lime bay]

!rep @languid radish

[snow umbra]

You have just given @languid radish a reputation point!

[languid radish]

Uh thanks

Wanna try guessing the gun?

[trim briar]

its the spear

[languid radish]

No

[trim briar]

mcx spear

WHAT

[languid radish]

Its clearly not a spear

Try again

[trim briar]

alr I will look it up but wont say the awnser it will spoil the fun

[languid radish]

Nah its more fun if you guesss

[lime bay]

Yeah

[trim briar]

idk if I have more guesses

[supple totem]

I just got banned from the official scp discord server because of "joke pronouns"

[languid radish]

Ill give a hint

Its used by the turkish land forces, and uses a 20 round box magazine

[trim briar]

idk if I know enough about guns to guess that 😭

I will let someone else take it

[mossy geode]

Mpt76?

[languid radish]

!rep @mossy geode

[snow umbra]

You have just given @mossy geode a reputation point!

[languid radish]

Correc

[mossy geode]

Thanks :3

[languid radish]

[hasty summit]

I really wish people would stop offering me Spaghetti - SCP 3114

CASSIE:

[languid radish]

Well he cant eat anything really

[supple totem]

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/478224237065273344/1167900354785050725/Albert_scientist_Nikola_D-class.gif

[void vapor]

These are amazing wtf

[boreal kernel]

Scary sl is here

I flew to Cyprus for 2.1 days

[charred hound]

@final breach CampForestGreen

[stone vector]

!halloween

[snow umbra]

The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.

[lusty flint]

hmm

[upper raven]

what about the rest of 0.9 days

[loud grove]

Gang, how do I become moderator on this server

[upper raven]

u cant

[loud grove]

Why

[upper raven]

applications are closed

[loud grove]

Do you know when they open

[upper raven]

no

[loud grove]

Or like last time they were open

[rancid dome]

less than a month ago.

[true sky]

You not getting accepted brochacho

[upper raven]

is brochcacho new word

[true sky]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 unc😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 im crine 😭 😭 😭 😭 🙏 🙏 🙏

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1408019825367711745/togif.gif

[true sky]

[upper raven]

hop on blox fruits

[true sky]

[upper raven]

Did u start winter arc

[gaunt talon]

general

[true sky]

unc 😱 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 winter 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 not yet 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 im crine 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1415762605892571206/645df8670e0a4790869bb01489c6d0c6.gif

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274692974076366879/1288242554093043734/wide_attachment_5-1.gif

[upper raven]

tuff

[lime bay]

🤣 🗣️

[visual acorn]

at least not coke

[upper raven]

@rancid dome does arts have to be drawn or can it be from game screenshots too?

[rancid dome]

I wouldnt really count game screenshots as art

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-goofy-discord-gif-12077722220628211034

[upper raven]

pizdet

[true sky]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[upper raven]

ITS POLISH

[true sky]

Oh sorry

!langpl

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[upper raven]

suka

[pale turret]

someone help me its 5am and I'm running off of white monsters

[true sky]

Youre getting on my nerves boy

[unreal shadow]

yeah switch to green monsters and stop being a femboy

[visual acorn]

i remember the times when they didnt count photography as art

[upper raven]

idi nahui

[languid radish]

!langru

[upper raven]

wait

[visual acorn]

my photos were deleted

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

[languid radish]

The fuck?

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274692974076366879/1288242554093043734/wide_attachment_5-1.gif

[lime bay]

its russian goida

[rancid dome]

yea I do as well

[languid radish]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[rancid dome]

@upper raven stop it bruh

[languid radish]

There we go wtf was that

[pale turret]

I USED TO DRINK CELSIUS ITS A SLIGHT UPG

AT LEAST I DONT DRINK REDBULL

[upper raven]

ok sorry

[true sky]

Boy

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[unreal shadow]

redbull does taste like deer piss idk how noemi drinks that shit

[visual acorn]

ginger redbull is op

[upper raven]

lando monster is absolute shit of drink

its more like of juice

[rancid dome]

well, I dont have your deer piss

[true sky]

Yeah i used to drink it too unc

[upper raven]

blud is not tuff

[unreal shadow]

wdym you dont have MY deer piss are you saying i piss deer piss?

[rancid dome]

who knows

[true sky]

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Weong

Fuck

[upper raven]

blud

[rancid dome]

you're saying it taste like deer piss, while it taste quite good here

[upper raven]

banned

[rancid dome]

so I have 0 clue what you're saying

[pale turret]

id play this game if i had embed perms

[charred root]

howd you know it taste like deer piss

[upper raven]

hold on

thats good point NewSpooky?

[pale turret]

the only redbull that tastes moderately good is ginger

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[pale turret]

but i havd no rights

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[upper raven]

my neck hurts as heck

atleast lower back pain is gone thanks to chair

[visual acorn]

yo should do some sport

[true sky]

Unc found the american memes

[upper raven]

im lazy

[visual acorn]

then take fent

[pale turret]

uhhhh he had a bad hunting experience

[visual acorn]

helps good against pain

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-light-skin-who-took-all-the-fentanyl-barotrauma-barotrauma-assistant-barotrauma-fentanyl-gif-25518260

[pale turret]

lets all just be happy that none of us drink prime energy

[upper raven]

isnt morphine meant for that

[visual acorn]

both are

[upper raven]

fentanyl is more lethal

[visual acorn]

if used not properly

[unreal shadow]

fentanyl was made for pain

[upper raven]

thats why its lethal

[pale turret]

fent is the strongest painkiller, used in microdoses