general-chat

[unreal shadow]

5 foot 5

[unreal shadow]

and his 5'4

[alpine stag]

167 cm is 5'5.7

[true sky]

@mortal crypt

[alpine stag]

If he's 167 cm hed 5'5

[next cloak]

Stat humble

Stay humble

[next cloak]

Namaste

[next cloak]

its depends if they wanna round it up

or not

if not 5'4

if so 5'5

[alpine stag]

Google shouldn't show 2 fucking results

[unreal shadow]

if we round it to the nearest 10th you would be 5 foot even

[mortal crypt]

lmao

i love the drop kick

[alpine stag]

Im going to break Google in half

[unreal shadow]

gl dee

[next cloak]

i just wanna be like this green croco

life is so simple

[unreal shadow]

those data centers have more security then bank vaults

[alpine stag]

Anyways can someone eith nitro post thr most gay metal gear mission video

[strange trellis]

google is stinky and stupid and dumb and smelly

[next cloak]

sure

[alpine stag]

Im stronger though

[next cloak]

send me

[alpine stag]

I can't. . . .

[next cloak]

email me or smth

lmao

at least email doesnt have a limit

[alpine stag]

Im not freaking emailing you

[unreal shadow]

email does have a space limit

if your using gmail anyway

[strange trellis]

dee will just use her dee powers and destroy them

[next cloak]

weirdge

time for tarkov 😔

god punishment to me for being a lububu

[unreal shadow]

my booty hole clenced watching that

[mortal crypt]

aiden goated fr fr

[unreal shadow]

aiden SUCKS

i hate aiden

adien

if fucking

[mortal crypt]

ok vro

[unreal shadow]

i cant say the word

but dude is

[mortal crypt]

are you going to play DLTB?

puglife

[unreal shadow]

fucked in the head

[upper raven]

STOP PINGING ME RAHHH

[unreal shadow]

gotta buy it first

[next cloak]

@upper raven

[mortal crypt]

ok no spoilers then

[unreal shadow]

im still coming dowm from screaming at adien

[true sky]

@xmaybenole

[unreal shadow]

i actually screamed at adien during my play thru

[alpine stag]

What if it was x hole like butt hole

[next cloak]

sorry but your applications to redbull is disqualified by me

[unreal shadow]

dude pissed me off so much

[upper raven]

I'll shoot you

[mortal crypt]

no no aiden is goated man

[unreal shadow]

dude

he is a re

tard

[upper raven]

MOTHAFUCKA WHAT

[mortal crypt]

i don't wanna spoil it for you

play DLTB

[strange trellis]

TRUE

[alpine stag]

What

[unreal shadow]

maybe he changes in the next game

[alpine stag]

I just did butt hole

[unreal shadow]

but we can speak on dying light 2

[next cloak]

@upper raven

[alpine stag]

Do you not have one

[unreal shadow]

and in dying light 2

he is stupid

[upper raven]

Lame

[mortal crypt]

in DL2?

[upper raven]

Imma join ferrari then

[mortal crypt]

you have to play DLTB vro

[mortal crypt]

like play it today fr fr

[alpine stag]

Dl2 = dick long 2

[next cloak]

sorry i also disqualified you

[unreal shadow]

gift me it and i will

[next cloak]

Femboy Futa club

[upper raven]

EXCUSE ME

[alpine stag]

Dl2 = deam lortress 2

[unreal shadow]

but i dont have the money to buy it rn

[upper raven]

Where

[mortal crypt]

i'm broke

[next cloak]

on steam

for 13 dollars

[upper raven]

Gift

[unreal shadow]

same

[alpine stag]

Not how it works also dont say that ever again

[strange trellis]

Dl2 = Dark Louls 2

[next cloak]

mb king

[unreal shadow]

not as good as sex with stalin

[alpine stag]

true

[next cloak]

sex with the

yk who

[unreal shadow]

hitler

oh yeah

[next cloak]

yeah

[unreal shadow]

they got that to

[alpine stag]

Sex with YOURE MOTHER GAY

[unreal shadow]

they actually have a whole seris

[upper raven]

Crazy

[amber lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-season-6-truth-or-square-spongebob-truth-or-square-gif-14618301320258983224

[unreal shadow]

i think it goes up to sex with hitler number 4

[strange trellis]

Sex with no one cause you are a gamer

[unreal shadow]

good stuff

[unreal shadow]

h..how did you know?

[next cloak]

what if its myself?

[strange trellis]

fake gamer then

[next cloak]

ur right

[tropic wigeon]

hi

[next cloak]

also did u see the Norris

kissing the barrier?

first thing i saw waking up is Norris in the wall

[upper raven]

Didn't saw that

[next cloak]

word?

it was p funny

[gilded timber]

Hi!

[midnight swift]

hi

[upper raven]

Hi

[upper raven]

Hi

[tropic wigeon]

huh

[pulsar cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228463152388112387/1416841205823836271/chicken_2.mp4?ex=68cee733&is=68cd95b3&hm=59758f815dd899f030d2a8bb88047e015769098310a647c16392a441d02ff460&

[past dune]

Hi

[boreal kernel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t9fyZNiTyF4?feature=share

wtf

[past dune]

I love them

they r popular comedians

[boreal kernel]

so random and funny

[alpine stag]

Yay chicken

[languid radish]

In a mario game though?

Fucks sake nintendo

[inland condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041611570914021397/1388618093315493949/togif.gif

[strange leaf]

how is mario able to manifest that

[strange trellis]

cause mario is freaky

[strange leaf]

ok but how

[mortal crypt]

@true sky

[true sky]

big ass road

[mortal crypt]

yeah i just found this long ahh road

you can use cars there

[true sky]

map seems big

[mortal crypt]

yes but its so interesting

[true sky]

?

[mortal crypt]

its not that big but the areas catch your interest and more unique then DL2 empty map

[true sky]

hm

[mortal crypt]

at night its so insane i will show you night time when i come back

you can't stand a chance

i'm level 6 btw

[vale halo]

i know what kind of man you are

[gilded timber]

Those who rep?

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bedroom-schizophrenia-watermelon-gif-21562324

[tranquil jolt]

owch

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

You will get the embed perm when lvl10

[somber raptor]

what the shit

[lime bay]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u6f9beKbwg&list=RDdS-mwjziWpI&index=3

completed new scp5k discovery program with a friend, no deaths and how it felt

there are only 10 chambers but each chamber lasts longer and for some reason the zombies get more health

[hollow salmon]

is SL servers back?

[past dune]

Yeah

[hollow salmon]

epic

[lean totem]

who pung me in here

[charred root]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[mortal crypt]

@true sky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_nTA76dupM

this shit is impossbile to survive man

the video is 600mb long i can't post in discord :(

[mortal crypt]

yeah the fucker was on my ass

😂

like literally

[true sky]

literally

[mortal crypt]

their acceleration got increased so much its so scary to get chased by them

[upper raven]

gooooooneeeeer pfp

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/gunbusters-rpk-gif-24226198

[mortal crypt]

guns wouldn't work on them as well

[upper raven]

I literally killed one with guns in dl1

[mortal crypt]

yeah that's DL1

[upper raven]

I had a shotgun that dealt 3600 dmg

[mortal crypt]

yeah true but early game

you got no chance

[upper raven]

Pretty much

Running is also

Dangerous in early game

[mortal crypt]

yeah true also safe houses in this game are so far away

you can't like get easy escape

[upper raven]

They had me shitting in dl1 ngl

But they are fun to play with in late game

When ur maxed out

[mortal crypt]

i'm right now stuck getting a safe house

there is like 10 volatiles next to me

and a lot of fucking biters

btw getting safe houses is like DL1

you close doors and make the area safer

[upper raven]

I want to play DL TB so badly

[mortal crypt]

you can use geforce now

[upper raven]

What's that

[mortal crypt]

cloud gaming service

[upper raven]

I got 1050ti 🥀

[mortal crypt]

its basically you playing a streamed game

bro it doesn't matter if you even have a potato

[upper raven]

Yeah but i would need to pay the game

[mortal crypt]

search it up its good

yeah you must buy the game sadly

[upper raven]

Which IS TOO expensive

[tranquil jolt]

uuuuuuuunc

[upper raven]

Do u goon to that game every day

[next cloak]

wtf

naaaah

u can have my GTX1650

[upper raven]

Wtf yes

[upper raven]

Gddr6?

[next cloak]

i upgraded from 1650 to Super 4070

[next cloak]

prob

its ti

[tranquil jolt]

what game

[upper raven]

Eh too much power consumption

My psu is 280 watts

[next cloak]

he prob asking the pfp

fnaf

[tranquil jolt]

I only play tf2

[upper raven]

Do u know the source of ur pfps

[tranquil jolt]

yeah and

[next cloak]

why u asking

[tranquil jolt]

if u think thats weird then maybe u can try not coming up with it 🥀

[next cloak]

wdym

im just asking why he asking

[upper raven]

🥀 in big 2025 i use 🎋🎋🎋

[tranquil jolt]

ok cool

👍

[upper raven]

🎋

Hollow purple

[next cloak]

[upper raven]

Thats me

[tranquil jolt]

yes unc

[upper raven]

Why do u call me unc

[tranquil jolt]

uhhhh

because u are one

[upper raven]

Don't call me unc and I won't call u gooner

Ez deal

[tranquil jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi's-basics-585-fail-wrong-answer-wrong-gif-5528069541704399293

[upper raven]

Ghosted me 🎋

[tranquil jolt]

Ooooooo 👻

[rancid dome]

Clearly the answer is 4(-1)

[tranquil jolt]

thank you einstein

[upper raven]

🎋

[rancid dome]

[tranquil jolt]

unc wants attention to himself so bad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224853663290490921/1239577352908836997/image.gif

[rancid dome]

Woahhh

I'm old?!

[tranquil jolt]

shurrup not you

[upper raven]

Why im unc

[rancid dome]

Quite hard to guess if you meant me or not xD

[upper raven]

Borderlands 4 so badly unoptimized that 5090 gets 40 fps on 4K max

Hey an 32 gig gddr7 gpu and 21k cores gets this fps

[rancid dome]

Ngl I'm getting kinda old. Aging like 4x of my friends that are in other majors

[next cloak]

yes

[tranquil jolt]

brfgdghjk

[rancid dome]

Cat ran on keyboard

[upper raven]

Cat

[tranquil jolt]

Llllkfddsàaaaaaa4444444444336335643rfggf

[lofty sapphire]

Some one know why I can't join any server?

[upper raven]

CAT

[karmic anchor]

Cat... ?

[gilded timber]

Does the server list load?

[lofty sapphire]

Nope

[gilded timber]

If you open the console with `, what does the red text say?

[lofty sapphire]

One sec

I restarted the game and now good

[rancid dome]

Sometimes I get really curious as to why when I fold my laptop to close it, it doesnt turn off and still runs like it's still being used regularly instead of going onto sleep mode

[fallow kite]

Do we play cyber punk or wolfenstein 2

[rancid dome]

The latter

[amber lintel]

New Colossus is meh

the story blows but the gameplay's alright

[fallow kite]

Uh

Mixed reactions

[amber lintel]

it's fun gameplay

[gilded timber]

Awesome, if you have any more issues in the future #technical-support is the place to go

[fallow kite]

Ill just go flip a coin 😭

I dont understand eclip

[sullen creek]

guys i need help, i cant find any server to play xd

[orchid kraken]

lmao

[upper raven]

Hello noxpiss

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980632002556485684/981651325521649724/3x_1.gif

hello war without reason

[fringe gyro]

Hello there little German boy

[orchid kraken]

austrian

[fringe gyro]

Fuck

Austrian

[upper raven]

Kazakhstan

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/earthmover-benjamin-war-without-reason-supreme-machine-7-4-gif-9543903660915027913

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tranquil jolt]

Kotak bas

[upper raven]

Kazakhstan uzumbrakonji

[plucky spindle]

i rlly don't like that 106 chase theme

why can't they use bump in the night ?

[torpid lichen]

hhheyyy

[hasty summit]

i dont think bump in the night is the same tempo as the rest of the chase themes they are making

and even then it's about them making their own content

[plucky spindle]

🥀

[hasty summit]

Bout time SL Started making their own content, though I will miss CB Assets 😭

[severe shard]

I don’t know if this is just me or is anyone else having an issue where when you die in game, your game actually freezes up.

[hasty summit]

in what way

SL is full of bugs after bugs after bugs

After all Every copy of SL is personalized 😭

[severe shard]

Like when you die in game from an scp sometimes my game will just randomly freeze up and lag to heck.

[flat plaza]

The new 106 chase stinger sounds like a balloon being popped

It ends too soon

[hasty summit]

Would you say it has more to do with your computer than the game itself?

Could be running settings that are just too much for your computer.

[somber raptor]

@cinder sapphire Today is the 20th anniversary of the end of the Continental War 🫡

[hasty summit]

Ze Italian Chaos Insurgent

🗿

[somber raptor]

peak

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-mainlerin-anasına-uçuyorum-gif-21419520

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[midnight swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914403380070330419/1371547051170726030/attachment-3.gif

[karmic anchor]

not the NaNth NaN

thats....

no...

[severe shard]

I mean I’ve heard other people say it’s been happening to them and I never had the issue until a couple of days ago after the recent update.

[somber raptor]

"today is undefined NaNth, NaN"

[somber raptor]

i think i realized the issue

[upper raven]

Self-dialogue 100

[somber raptor]

i just pushed a DURATION (string) into a function that formats DATES into Month DD, YYYY format

[somber raptor]

like imagine you get muted 3 days in a server and on the mute message it says "Duration: January 4th, 1970"

[wind mango]

guys i just downloaded this game how do i join a server

[novel root]

Theres a servers section

On the top

[wind mango]

what do i prpess after that

[novel root]

you press that and youll see a list of all the servers

[wind mango]

i dont see the list

[novel root]

could be a problem that the servers are down

Happens sometimes

wait

[wind mango]

is it down right now?

[river igloo]

New player

[spare knoll]

throw grenade into elevator

[river igloo]

Wowzers

[novel root]

i checked

They arent

they should work normally

[wind mango]

oh can i send you a screen shot of what i see maybe you can help me with it

[unreal shadow]

gl man

and you click on the servers tab

at the top

[wind mango]

i did

[somber raptor]

Marketing guy spotted

[amber lintel]

at least you're doing actual programming right?

[novel root]

bro do people actually need guidance on how to join servers

[river igloo]

Find my patreon

[unreal shadow]

hey new player you wanna buy a hoodie?

[river igloo]

Tune in

TOMORROW

For FREE LIVESTREAM

[amber lintel]

Will there be ARG

[river igloo]

NEW CONTENT BEING SHOWN FOR FREE???

[unreal shadow]

he is plugging hard rn

[wind mango]

yess i do

[unreal shadow]

calm down

[somber raptor]

yeah

[river igloo]

No it's a LIVESTREAM

[amber lintel]

My python class is like

7 weeks in

[unreal shadow]

gen alpha

[amber lintel]

most advanced code is input 3 names and use elif to sort them

I might just self teach myself at this point

[novel root]

either the design of the menu is horrible or the players are just unable to use common sense

[past dune]

send screenshot of the error

[novel root]

idk which one it is

[unreal shadow]

its a standard menu

[amber lintel]

It's possible they didn't update or something.

[unreal shadow]

for a multiplayer game

[river igloo]

400 hoodies

[unreal shadow]

they might be on the projector menu

[river igloo]

We need 400 hoodies

[amber lintel]

and I have seen a lot of issues since migration

[wind mango]

dms

[novel root]

isnt that version old?

Like

Really

Old

[unreal shadow]

very old

yes

i love that menu

[glacial nymph]

Chat, real question, Is there a video of a man getting a hug ASMR?

[unreal shadow]

wish they would bring it back

but yeah

its old

[glacial nymph]

[unreal shadow]

like VERY old

[novel root]

i dont think they shouldve gotten an old version of the game if they JUST installed it

thats impossible

[unreal shadow]

anything is possible to fuck up with computers

you can switch back to that old version

[somber raptor]

Brother i learned JavaScript by myself almost a year ago

We did HTML in november last year (and there by myself i also learnt CSS and JavaScript)
Then we did some other stuff
Then for the last three months of the school year we did flowcharts
And now apparently next week we're supposed to start doing C++?

[novel root]

tell me about it… i fucked up my sound system 2 times trying to get my mic working on sl

[glacial nymph]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1417671754637246595

[novel root]

Dont know how

[glacial nymph]

Erm whar

[novel root]

it says i have a new mail

[tame hollow]

Thanks b

[glacial nymph]

Maybe email them instead

[tame hollow]

[glacial nymph]

[somber raptor]

that's exactly what i'm doing

[amber lintel]

um

do you want spoiler s

[novel root]

oh i see

are there people playing on that?

[amber lintel]

actually I doubt any of the lore guys have tried that, give it a shot

[unreal shadow]

there is a small little community that host's servers on older versions of the game but i doubt its that version

since that version is THE first version of the game

[unreal shadow]

so i dont think anyone is playing that version of the game

[somber raptor]

[icy flume]

Does that kind of email even work

[amber lintel]

||https://www.deepwellaccess.online/||

[icy flume]

I know its something people like using in articles

I think there's a guide for them

[true sky]

gabe newell

[somber raptor]

i mean... it is a valid email

[amber lintel]

.int would probably imply internal

[icy flume]

Or smh

[icy flume]

Shit you're right

[somber raptor]

but I can't know if it's actually registered without sending shit

[icy flume]

Dang

[jolly bane]

quick question, if someone gets "reported" in the game, that goes to the server admins right

[amber lintel]

are you in the lore server

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1405984161638125609/togif.gif

[somber raptor]

no

because i don't really care

[true sky]

you WHAT

[icy flume]

Send me it

Noob

[jolly bane]

?

[past dune]

what lore

[amber lintel]

#deepwell is a lore thing

[somber raptor]

i know

[somber raptor]

deepwell

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1417671754637246595

[past dune]

whats that

[somber raptor]

no fucking clue

[true sky]

youre blacklisted from the deepwell

[amber lintel]

Sending a report for cheating will be sent to the global mods, but sending it for server rules being broken will send it to the server admins.

[past dune]

awh man

[true sky]

yeah yeah

[jolly bane]

oh alright
a friend send a report for cheating on me as a joke lol and i have to host a night tonight

[past dune]

dont worry

if you r not cheating you shouldn't be worried

[jolly bane]

yea i havent even played a round yet this year lol

just reinstalled the game

[upper raven]

Patreon ahh channel

[upper raven]

What's deepwell

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980632002556485684/981651325521649724/3x_1.gif

[ancient vine]

What's deepwell

[karmic anchor]

Deepwell?

Isnt that from omori?

[latent jackal]

It's a well that goes deep I would assume

[languid radish]

Idk i think ts dude might be right

[karmic anchor]

Well...

Oh is it like the thing from ocarina of time?

https://tenor.com/view/dead-hand-zelda-ocarina-of-time-the-legend-of-zelda-nintendo-gif-16974247

Where this guy is from

Thats the guy what they made into the false hydra

If you know you know

[languid radish]

This one might be going in the trash its really bad

[orchid kraken]

situation in HCZ
2 mtf's passing by, one has no flashlight, the one behind him does
Active 079 looking at them both with blackout active

mtf #1 has rim lighting emitted on himself from the flashing of mtf #2 behind him

[inland torrent]

How come in some servers scp-096 ain't there but the rest are?

[orchid kraken]

If theres 079 active

No 096

No 079
Yes 096

Yes 079
No 096

[amber lintel]

Unless 6 SCPs spawn, 096 and 079 can't spawn together.

[full jolt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1062592734617145354/ive_had_it_with_you.gif

[inland torrent]

Damn, never knew that

It's way more fun playing when there's scp 096

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[nova moth]

thank you so much i can feed my family now

[hearty stirrup]

I just got a delivery attempted notif from amazon

at midnight

@nova moth Can you airstrike the delivery drivers car for me

[tawny vapor]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[nova moth]

yes ma'am

[hearty stirrup]

tyvm 😊

[cyan mango]

@foggy coyote this blud got fired

LMAO

https://tenor.com/view/paypal-money-glitch-tap-in-free-money-dm4uz3-gif-18374663

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[valid silo]

plague gameplay be like

cough cough cough

[forest field]

IDK how the entity's even able to stomach the life forces from plagued survivors, that shit's nasty

[valid silo]

what if the entity likes nasty shit

[forest field]

good point, I probably should've thought of that

[hearty stirrup]

wtf is this from

[orchid kraken]

Depends mostly on server capacity

Most servers wirh 30+ would have all scps spawn

While on official or regular 25 would have vanilla spawns

[forest field]

Water world, IIRC the guy in the video basically lived his entire life as a living fuel gague so it's pretty understandable why being exploded would be good in his eyes

[mental dew]

Yo I’ve been hearing that there is a decent livestream planned for tomorrow where they will be implementing the chase themes and horror stingers is that true?

[polar spade]

Yes. You can check out the full details of Hubert’s planned live development stream in #content-feed

[valid silo]

I do have to ask

Will the new playable's chase theme be shown? Even if we don't know what it is

[polar spade]

You’ll have to wait and see
Though that would be a good way to tease it

[valid silo]

Indeed

[slender inlet]

i saw a post about the new 106 chase theme

[mental dew]

Nah that’s not frisky

[slender inlet]

if that's what you mean? i think it was on reddit

[slender inlet]

no it's not

[karmic anchor]

Oh its furas

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1404561231662026872/togif.gif

[karmic anchor]

No

[bleak coral]

@uneven crater i would like to have a conversation with you and talk about our favorite scp’s.

[fallow kite]

Is a support ticket a ticket for emotional support or technical support

Who knows.

Its what you make of it in the end I suppose

[uneven crater]

you’re here aswell

i knew it…

[wise arrow]

No

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[polar spade]

It is time

[lean totem]

is this scp 5k

[latent jackal]

That's Halo

[karmic anchor]

I LOVE 343 GUILTY SPARK

I LOVE 343 GUILTY SPARK!!!!

[polar spade]

My brother doesn't know who the Convenant fears

[karmic anchor]

Fuck the covenant i think guilty spark is funny

[polar spade]

He's just been having fun killing aliens this whole time
But now the fun begins

[karmic anchor]

Did you watch knights of gwenivere or however you spell it yet

[polar spade]

No

Im supposed to be working on my Java assignment

Going very well

[karmic anchor]

Name your variables correctly asshole

[polar spade]

It is correct

My brother is in fact, very ugly

[karmic anchor]

Try input

[fossil oxide]

woah IntelliJ?

or is it VCS

[polar spade]

VCS

[fossil oxide]

i see

[karmic anchor]

R u making a console?

[fossil oxide]

damn the interfaces look so alike and with the java language too

[polar spade]

Habit I picked up from Python
The user input i just name Input

[strong dune]

Can you create a variable named “on” for when the game is up

[polar spade]

Should probably break it

[fossil oxide]

it reminded me of some minecraft plugins i coded years ago

[strong dune]

And when the variable is 1

Then it should “quit”

[karmic anchor]

Oh wait you have a variable called input already...

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/twicedior-stan-twitter-agree-disney-gif-4499344997382853691

[karmic anchor]

What a stupid premise hogwarts would never use computers

[polar spade]

The last homework task was Pokemon

[karmic anchor]

This is pretty clearly a database management question tho

R u planning on using jsons to track data

Pokemon is a better prompt cuz you can get at shit the games actually need to track

[sleek estuary]

json or sqllite would be most easy, but depends on what libs there are for java (i have no idea how java is)

[strong dune]

Have you tried

[amber lintel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/gwl0v/why_harry_potter_should_have_carried_an_m1911/

[karmic anchor]

Tf they mean hogwarts archive class

[amber lintel]

also orhu I won't be able to get on SL

[strong dune]

Chat gbting it

[karmic anchor]

Im aware, but they are in the uk

[amber lintel]

giving me an errorno

oh

oh

[amber lintel]

Then you don't learn

[karmic anchor]

Im not even home dude

[amber lintel]

also goodman I keep going loud on freelancer xd

[polar spade]

I have to create an Archive class which stores all the spellbooks and is where all the commands and stuff is run through

[amber lintel]

ah. gin run, yes?

[karmic anchor]

Thats annoying

[polar spade]

Ik

[karmic anchor]

Rly you should be using SQL

dont tell your teacher I said that tho

They'll get mad

[polar spade]

Yep

[amber lintel]

I'm just going to stab someone with a vomit syringe and steal their gun

whittletown creek would probably be best b/c they spawn with suppressors

[polar spade]

Unfortunately I have to stick with the whole archive class and csv thing

The assignment requires it

[karmic anchor]

How the fuck are you gonna store extensive rental history in a csv...

[polar spade]

I store it in the SpellBook class as a Student[] attribute

I read the basic spellbook stuff from the csv like title and author
Instantiate it as a new object, fill in the blanks and add it to the archive

For students to rent out and return

[karmic anchor]

Yeah but thats instanced and not going to persist between sessions of the program...

Its a dumb prompt but it is also for homework so it doesn't matter

[polar spade]

Yeah, its just a simple Do This stuff assignment
I press Submit and it checks the code

[karmic anchor]

Uh

[karmic anchor]

Wow

105???

Jesus

[polar spade]

Yep

And some of them are hidden

[karmic anchor]

They usually are in programming problems

The idea is that your program needs to be able to work with every input

i wonder though if your teacher would be any more impressed by you making a program that dumps the contents of all of the test cases to a file on your desktop so you can cheese the assignment

that feels like it would require marginally more technical ability

and also like a far more interesting challenge

[polar spade]

I have a feeling that might not fly

[karmic anchor]

you can always do both

then sell the data to your classmates

lol

[polar spade]

Fair enough

[karmic anchor]

Is this your first big coding class?

[flat plaza]

It is nuts how python can do this in like 5 lines

[unreal shadow]

guys skate four is out

and its free

[polar spade]

I had Introduction to Python last semester but the assignment wasn't this big

[amber lintel]

my python class is pretty bullshit

man doesn't teach us then tests us on material we would not be able to know

I don't cheat but I am very tempted to

[dense veldt]

@maiden blaze @maiden blaze Hi

[maiden blaze]

Mods can we ban this guy?

[dense veldt]

I need technical support mr tecnhcal support man

[maiden blaze]

Erm, you need to open a ticket in #technical-support

[dense veldt]

No

I don't

because I am awesome

[maiden blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279939366684332042/1326991857972019211/attachment.gif

[worn hazel]

Shhhhh

[maiden blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-rage-bait-sucessful-sucessful-mission-succesful-gif-7031369129767029998

[eager wadi]

mods rename them to stinky

[dense veldt]

❌

[charred root]

Please don't ghost ping

[lavish hamlet]

I'm gonna ghost ping myself.

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 35 minutes, 3 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

wa

[eager wadi]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

buh

[tough tapir]

yippee

[amber lintel]

nice

[dense veldt]

what

that aint no ghost ping

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wtf-wtf-cat-shocked-shocked-cat-gif-16097802352571672167

i can see

[dense veldt]

so why are you saying to not ghost ping

❓

[charred root]

it is

[dense veldt]

what

a ghost ping is pinging someone and then deleting your message so they don't see it was you

[digital apex]

@tawdry robin

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/midnight-the-cat-stopped-working-midnight-the-cat-cat-cat-meme-funny-cat-gif-81113296414293415

[zinc marten]

Ghost pings can also just occur as a discord bug

Comes up as a ping, but nobody actually posted anything, even in the logs.

[muted sundial]

green roles rise up

[austere frigate]

hey, how would I go about getting players to play my server?

JTC Community Server Australia (jasonthomascraig.com)

will addming mods change anything?

[midnight swift]

Make features

and be tempting

thats called marketing lol

[austere frigate]

like what sort of features

[half venture]

steam auth down

[austere frigate]

there's so many servers, and everyone just plays the official ones unless they have a big community already

[austere frigate]

what's that

[charred root]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[half venture]

central servers down

[midnight swift]

the hamster died

again

[plucky obsidian]

Hey real quick me and my buddy is trying to join servers but it keeps saying "no servers" or "Server List has a Invalid Signatures"

[midnight swift]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[austere frigate]

restart steam

[midnight swift]

auth is down?

Seems fine

[austere frigate]

try joining my server through direct join

[half venture]

ban this is advertisting

[austere frigate]

cmon

[plucky obsidian]

we did it kept kicking us out sadly

[austere frigate]

oh

[midnight swift]

technically you cannot do advertising

[austere frigate]

restart your computer, worked for me

[granite rose]

what are you talking about, guys

[half venture]

why are you talking about something you don't know about

[granite rose]

[austere frigate]

I had the same issue before

[half venture]

issue being?

[austere frigate]

"no servers" or "Server List has a Invalid Signatures"

when loading scpsl servers

[charred root]

Have you tried to restart the game?

[half venture]

look at the console

[half venture]

the console literally shows the reason

but its fiexd

[charred root]

okay

[half venture]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[midnight swift]

Idk if someone here is playing dltb but its only me or the weapons are made out of butter?

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aXXDFgr25c

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1405984161638125609/togif.gif

[true sky]

well

@mortal crypt

[lucid sluice]

💀

What's that

[rancid crag]

@regal minnow You'll always be a femboy.

[boreal kernel]

i was so shocked i couldnt shoot straight

this is my first time in john wick simulator

also for some reason the game rendered through the left eye so you cant see me aim

[nocturne swift]

why

[boreal kernel]

the gore

[nocturne swift]

there isnt much gore

[boreal kernel]

trust me there is before this recording i had shot someone with a shotgun he split in half

[nocturne swift]

are you sensitive

to gore

[boreal kernel]

no but i was surprised by the game and how realistic and optimized it is

i didnt loose 1fps from blood

[nocturne swift]

i feel like

they should create a shooter game like unrecord in vr

[true sky]

mf playing bloodtrail

[boreal kernel]

if you know pavlov

they should add this games mechanics to it

to make a perfect vr game

[boreal kernel]

yes

[nocturne swift]

unrecord

is pretty realistic

hope they release it soon

[boreal kernel]

unrecord in vr you mean

nice

[nocturne swift]

no like

on pc

steam

😭

[boreal kernel]

i love games with realistic gore just good

[nocturne swift]

realistic gore should be

not bodies splitting in half

unrealistic gore

[boreal kernel]

also in this gamei threw a pipe bomb to some dickhead and he turned into hot pocket

[boreal kernel]

12gauge

[nocturne swift]

a good gore game should be similar to irl

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-3-like-a-dragon-3-blue-kiryu-phone-gif-2023399573825542207

[boreal kernel]

in the stomach

[nocturne swift]

defo does not split

people in half

they should make people not instantly die from 3 gunshot wounds to the torso or something

[boreal kernel]

after to shots it will open you up but then if you continue may he split

[nocturne swift]

so its similar

[boreal kernel]

yer

[true sky]

my life will be done when NW add even more gore to SL

[nocturne swift]

to real life + bleeding system goes well

[nocturne swift]

sl gore is

ass

[boreal kernel]

GatoPendejo10

[nocturne swift]

also

[boreal kernel]

yes

[true sky]

yeah

[nocturne swift]

good gore is similar to irl

[boreal kernel]

whar

[nocturne swift]

just that

[boreal kernel]

yse

[nocturne swift]

unrecord is the perfect game

that simulates irl

[true sky]

but like SL would be soo great with gore

[boreal kernel]

blood trail has that

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1032430/Blood_Trail/

Steam

Blood Trail

This is BLOOD TRAIL VR.
This is the game you have been waiting your whole sick life for. Experience what has been called "the most realistic gore system ever" in Raid, Sandbox and Arcade combat modes. Take on the role of a heartless killer for hire and see why Blood Trail has come to be known as "the most violent game in VR".

You are Wendigo…

Price

$24.99

Recommendations

6025

▶ Play video

[nocturne swift]

search up

unrecord

[boreal kernel]

look at the trailer

[nocturne swift]

its gonna look like irl

photos

[boreal kernel]

unrecord in now that shift

but its delayed like gta6

[nocturne swift]

yes

[nocturne swift]

unrecord before gta 6

imagine

[boreal kernel]

lol

[nocturne swift]

idk why peopl,e are hyped abt gta 6

[boreal kernel]

unrecord has real life like gore

[nocturne swift]

yes

[boreal kernel]

im not such a fan of gta

[nocturne swift]

people think its a flex

idfk why

gta doesnt appeal to me

its just

weird

[boreal kernel]

i just dont like the community of gta cuz they are all wannabe gangsters

[nocturne swift]

ikr

[boreal kernel]

anyway you can achieve the same thing that blood trail has in bonelab with mods and better physics o that why i play bonelab more cuz multiplayer with friends there is so good. i can puch the shit out of my friend and then shoot him point blank

[nocturne swift]

also

gore is over used in some

games

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/blizzi-boi-40-year-old-pluggnb-rapper-did-unc-snap-gif-12011378224076528756

bonelab has no original gore but you know. you can add with mods

i like the physics in bonelab

[lucid sluice]

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1405984161638125609/togif.gif

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-judge-judging-hmm-gif-3768963543392534456

[merry cloak]

hi

[mystic tundra]

tf???

What in the fuck is Bouncy Castle???

NW?

[true sky]

bouncy castle

[serene coyote]

cryptographic library for c#

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/klassny-klassni-klassny-klassni-kot-gif-15764074524754019618

[serene coyote]

https://www.bouncycastle.org/

still exist

[mystic tundra]

I have never heard of this lol

[serene coyote]

C# codding

uuuuuuuuunity

👻

blood

corpses

indie games

[charred root]

bouncy castle

[wet crypt]

I am designing a high level SCP role assignment system rework. Would someone mind taking a look at it really quick and giving me your first thoughts?

[charred root]

If you are writing a plugin, i suggest to go here for discussion #plugins-dev-chat

[wet crypt]

Not a plug in a suggestion

Though it isn't ready yet

Just want someone to look at what I have so far and give me their thoughts

[serene coyote]

you can talk about this in scp discussion

[wet crypt]

kk

[serene coyote]

ppl in scp discussion likes to talk about smth

[novel root]

theyre hyped because every other gta has exceeded everyones expectations

not to mention how it realistically portrays real life

atleast in the US

[near stirrup]

NOT just US

[lucid sluice]

💀💀💀💀

bouncycastle

god

I thought that's some kind of redacted console

but if you're sure that it is not

then you should ask cedric about it, I guess

[true sky]

@mortal crypt finished dl2 story was alright just the bugs

i like the credit music

@upper raven https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8xNGOLXutI

also is it me or dl2 used real low textures quality

even on high its bad

[dense fog]

@eternal oriole kral sa

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

It is now Saturday in california

[near stirrup]

we in 6h, it's weekday

[tough tapir]

hawaii or smth?

[near stirrup]

asia

[tough tapir]

but

it's already saturday in asia

[lucid sluice]

The hell deepwell is

💀

Like, I know what it literally means

but uhh

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1417671754637246595

[glacial nymph]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[near stirrup]

i mean in 6 hours it's Sunday already

[tough tapir]

its deep

and its a well

[lucid sluice]

for real

deep seek

it's deep

and it's seek

[near stirrup]

i just wrote "weekday" instead of Sunday

[lucid sluice]

weekday

that goes hard

[near stirrup]

ye

[near stirrup]

this is chinglish
Monday -> week one
Tuesday -> week two
Wednesday -> week one
Thursday -> week three
Friday -> week four
Saturday -> week five
Sunday -> week day

[lucid sluice]

week one

for real

[near stirrup]

yes

we can understand

can understand enlish is good enlish

[gaunt talon]

Arg

[near stirrup]

i seen

but is live-action version and original video

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Yippee

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[true sky]

Would you rather, get a labubu or a dclass plush

[tame hollow]

A bullet to the head

[novel root]

dclass

[true sky]

not an answer but good enough

[tough tapir]

labubu with a bullet in the head

[near stirrup]

i want a chaos

[spare pendant]

If I want to help out with translations, where I can help

[near stirrup]

#1266667711573000212 waiting for them to hire translators

[somber raptor]

Dude.... why the fuck did they cast Tom Holland as Nathan Drake in the Uncharted movie 3 years ago they should have cast fucking Nathan Fillon

[cyan agate]

Idek

[valid silo]

boil over my beloved

[lucid sluice]

☠️

You've got mail from [e-mail]!

[near stirrup]

spam email

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-obese-ayo-chill-tf-out-yo-meme-eye-of-rah-gif-8941207415813895715

[upper raven]

cae

[lucid sluice]

[past dune]

car

[lucid sluice]

Yo

Hello Alex

How's it going for you

[past dune]

good

[lucid sluice]

For me too

Do you know what deepwell is?

[novel root]

no

[past dune]

no idea

[lucid sluice]

I guess it's something related to 15.0

||Or joke from Lucid☠️ ||

[past dune]

fuck yeah when

[novel root]

Cromwell

[polar spade]

An digital archive designed to resist reality bending and warping

[novel root]

Whats cromwell

[lucid sluice]

Cromwell

[novel root]

Its part of the mail

address

[lucid sluice]

s.cromwell

OH

s.c

Security. Compliance

I GOT IT

[polar spade]

Deepwell archives are stored in two dimensional storage instead of using 3 dimensional hard drives

[polar spade]

Just solved SL lore

[lucid sluice]

So

[past dune]

i agree its all Safety & Compliance teams fault

(dont ban me)

[lucid sluice]

Then I'm sure it's something linked to a future update

[lucid sluice]

Real

[novel root]

What does ethics and int mean in the mail

[lucid sluice]

Andimal's joking at y'all

[polar spade]

Ethics Committee

[lucid sluice]

ethics committee

[polar spade]

And scp.int is just the Foundation internal email system

[lucid sluice]

It's a part of lore

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/northwood-northwood-studios-scp-sl-scp-secret-laboratory-scp-secret-lab-gif-26793001

[lucid sluice]

It's a likely department which makes security guard department to work normally

[past dune]

im underweight

[lucid sluice]

Less aggressive, I guess. Like, don't kill dboys for saying bad words

[novel root]

work “normally” as in shred the d class on sight

[lucid sluice]

Yup, absolutely

[tough tapir]

@velvet mason silksong

Rn

[lucid sluice]

No.

Wow, x3j50

Hey ya

[tough tapir]

Silksong

[lucid sluice]

@acoustic moat Can you tell us your opinion about #deepwell