#general-chat
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just ask deadlynightshade
make me partner trust 
trust
ive actually watched some of ur vids
soon™
:O did you like them
I did indeed. I got a few things i noticed, but they're minor things, so dont worry
just keep going and yt will make your algorythm work
Yeah, hubert really liked my keycards. Clearly
jesus christ
He was the one i tried keeping in focus while gaining "Driendship"
need the money
him checking the console for logs to see how he got killed was funni too
i get it
godspeed dude
lmaoo
( he lied )
also , i swear i didnt close it
xdd trust trust
i’ve worked a 50 hour work week before 60 hours sounds like hell
I finished my tainee btw
now im a FULLY educated AB
and ive started school for a officer
On sea i worked 12hr shifts for 4 weeks straight. Then had free for another 4 weeks. I could never do a 9-5 mon to fri,
Regular working hours would've kille dme
Exactly
honestly sounds kinda nice
That simple

i couldn’t do it cause of my bf but i fuck with that
like just being on that grind then being free
then back on the grind
big fan of that
yo hello there
My work shift changes weekly
6am - 2pm / 2pm - 10pm / 10pm - 6am
Worked like that for the past 5 years hahahhaa
yknow your schedule makes so much more sense now
Is there any authority?
what
erorring
reconnect it
ar in console
like
openm local console
type "AR"
mine or dracos?
yours i think
dracos
OH
im kinda disapointed we arnt getting to fight raid versions of the shiny box legendarys from pokemon S/V and only getting them as a gamestop thing
Man my autocorrect is so fucked up lately
Capitalizing random words, “correcting” words into gibberish
or just correcting something to a german word
despite the fact I’m using a US keyboard and have a german keyboard that I use specifically for typing german
of all things it corrects is german
Now! We wait
what schedule
my sleep or the work one
work
Still not fixed, my friend has the same problem
but either its 6hrs on, 6 off, 4 on, 4 off repeat
or 12 hrs on, / off / on / off
diffrent kinds
What's your problem?
AR commend It didn't work at all
could also be steam btw
i am connection disconnect
here might be helpful for you #technical-support
NW is falling

for the 3rd time
NW is falling (again)

im excited to test this out
welcome back
3 pages of mods ready to break my game
imagine i got accepted in under an hour lmoa
im actually curiosu tho
one of my friends got into nw
someone named Bunni
but now
@bunni is no more
Guys I’m getting a connection failure for some reason
!status
ah....
Take a look here! #technical-support
What did you apply for?
Borderlands 4 has been great so far if you can deal with the performance dips then it's worth it much better than the shit borderlands 3 done
Good luck!
Thank ya lad. I appreaciate it
steam autentication is having troube right now
Here we go again.
!status
ohh
so im not alone
thats cringe
if its not fixed in 30 seconds ill kill myself
yup.
Please don't open tickets.
Just wait up to 5 minutes
Restart game/steam client
And it should fix itself
my bad :c i just did
steam moment
@all open tickets pls immediately
dude it got fixed
universe loves you lol
phew
Theres none
HOLY FUCK I FUCKING DID IT
i didnt wanna have to do that today
i didnt press the final button i real;ised
im sorry alex i know you wanted the ticket but its just not happening today :c
we'll meet again
dont know where
Its okay dont worry
you guys ever think about how strange it is that like
you can meet someone online and then meet up with them irl later
like
that’s just such a strange thing when you stop and think about it
i did this exact thing, didnt feel real
im not mentioning names
over the summer i saw a concert with a friend i met online
butterfly effect
I watch a youtuber, i join her discord, i make friends in said discord, join one of their personal servers, make another friend, and years later i’m in new orleans with her watching a conga line at a will wood concert
like that’s insane
crazy
people will always be just little text on a screen for me.
everytime I think I might be randomly walking near an SL’s players house, I almost throw up
Crazy lore
Should be written in book
The Primxr Skjdermdriver
Suchti
what’s crazier is that i would’ve actually met my ex gf had she still lived there because there were roommates for a while
but then she cheated on me and moved out like a month later
like i’d been with her irl plenty before but like
Imagine cheating in 2025
it was 2024 i think
yknow what’s crazy tho
Tue true
she cheated in a poly relationship
why do you wanna trow that away
like you got TWO people
and you still cheat
If u don't wanna be together in future
(says a guy who never has been in relationship)
in fairness (which is crazy to say about a cheating ex)
(nor will not be)
Dude, trust me, get a good one
not to call her stupid but that situation as a whole was stupid
I suck at relationships
but it was crazy stupid how after she did say “man why can’t [the other person in the polycule] just get over it?”
I don't have good emotions
Like i don't have feelings for other
I have the biggest social anxioty, is till dont know how i got two someone before
i still *
I don't have social anxiety but i don't have feelings for other
I guess its effect from my childhood where i barely had social interactions
is a relationship something you want though?
I don't know i just wanna hug someone
real
Im also very sensitive to insults for some reason
I'm also very sensitive to insults but only from people i care about
strangers I don't give 2 damns
All i want is someone on my side who supports me and i will be the happiest man on world

!auro
💔
That’s so mean 
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ITS A SIGN WE SHOULD PLAY DAY Z
till then you wanna play dayzavr
Ong
Sounds like an anecdote
But if there was no consent from all parts, it's still prob bad
she knew we wouldn’t be okay with it
she was there when the person she cheated on us with hit on me and I explained that “Oh we’re not an open relationship, sorry”
but then later that night she turned around and hit on the girl so she assumed “oh i guess that was just for [me] and [the other person in the polycule] and not her. cool!” and immediately realized how bad of an idea it was to not double check that until after
so she told me as soon as she saw i was online the next day
Every time I have a thought about any relationship, I also think that I'm too busy for this shit
real honestly
Or lazy
i mean it’s as simple as leaving them if they pull some shit like that
who needs relationships and connections with people when you got SCP: Secret Laboratory
COM-45 my beloved
we need a Colonel 100 of SCPSL
i hope someone gets what i’m talking about
Did you live together?
Don't get me wrong, but I kinda can understand why people cheat
They secretly might be unhappy and too scared of telling it face to face
I don't have dayz
And pretend it's fine
trust me that wasn’t it in this case she was just immature and claimed she didn’t realize it would be cheating
even if she didn’t realize it i am not willing to be in a relationship with a woman in her 20s who’s that immature
no
We would give terror to players
What
dm
you know its peak when music says its by Hans Zimmer
My ex wife
epic dark song
It's shooting 3 bullets at the same time
i am going to raise hell
Which makes recoil uncontrollable
No, like before it was shooting smoothly
Which made controlling recoil possible
i’ll do some testing to see for myself tonight and if there’s issues i shall raise hell
Yey
Crazy shit
!langit
Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.

you do not mess with the rules
i just shitted on some noobs in unranked and they said i'm peak plat
lmao
i'm so ass at this game man
siege X*
peak plat?
no i'm peak gold or bronze lmao
😭
ig it wont
it might since there is a lot of cheaters
well the thing is
i did pay it
but dont paly it much
sure why not ¯_(ツ)_/¯
👀
send me your ubi
old r6 is fun tbh
real that was peak siege
ya guys gotta stream this in vc
miciogattomatto
Not too competitive
Yo I wanna watch this
join cafeteria #5
i mean... I'm in europe
hell yea
thats like saying NW is located in north america
also what the fuck is up with my keyboard why does the ctrl button not work anymore 😭
I can't open my Rainbow6
npnp I just wanna see the match :)
💔
do either of you play monty
Gimme a sec i'm updating my pc cuz my keyboard is tweaking out
Ubisoft Connect has detected an unrecoverable error and must shutdown
take your time
anyone k this
Watching F3 rn
Crazy
vroom
When I'm in 1v1s I try to avoid playing shields
Shield in a 1v1 is kinda unfair
I don't like monza
@rancid dome is stream working?
bruh
maybe restart stream
F3 engine sounds is blessed
gotta love discord
i had to change to borderless
ah
Hold up... Borderless?
yeah discord skill issue man :(
I'm streaming it to some other friends
nah bro keep the ost going 🔥
ok
:DDDD
ok R6's booting up
Invite me
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
@mortal cryptstarting to doubt if you're bronze
Same 
Bronze 0.75 KD? Doubt it...
You can suck as much as you want, but the more you lose, the lower your mmr will be and therefore easier matches despite the rank
kinda like how you're bronze or copper and can fight emeralds
very stupid system lol
💀
@somber raptor gg sigma
made it worst 💔
real
The whole thing, I think it's sick
why change the UI it was peak man
The one thing ubi is good at lmao
vanilla ui was peak
sniped
Worse anticheat, annihilated the audio and balancing, broke a few maps and operators, made a terrible new banning system, etc. Etc.

pls dont
Old frag nades > HE nades
old frags were like so good man
anyone else cannot join foreign servers (as in located in another continent)?
@mortal crypt if you wait ~10 min i can join
r6s?
i closed the game i got to go eat :(
then after i guess if you still wanna play in game
eat candy @mortal crypt
ye
NemetSzilard
will add you soon
I havent played since Y5
💀
😿 oh man
okay i lied , i played like 5 match in y8
the game suckes man i find 1v1's cool
Crazy
Hell naw 
No random discord with friends
no i mean't like are they playing 1v1's
Ah
No we're watching Jet Lag: The Game
oh i see
@true sky btw they lowered the release date because they hit 1 million pre-orders
lmao
for DLTB
i saw
Fnaf fan
+Rep
but yeah with all the bugs they fixed and shit i think its still a great thing that they lowere dthe date
real
the night time is pretty spooky now
also they adjusted the volatiles feeling like downgraded virals
good ting ot bad thing
its a good thing imo
then its good ting
Balright
Bro is not
womp womp
What did you say.... Gooner pfp
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

20 hours till scp 173 hoodie for 60 euro we all buying on god
Real
I hate 173 so me no buy 173
Ten seconds without SL
Ping
Actually ban this mf
me?
It's been 2 minutes without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game.
Hi hubert
HUBERT
add me please 🙏
Im a big supporter hubert
im still at server 🔥
im cheater 🧢
!hubertrep
the doom clock is ticking ... billions must go surface
!rep @steep summit
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
Leaked footage of hubert guys
!rep @steep summit
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
ż
ž
ž
@mortal crypt
ž
Muda means balls in my language
kulka mean ball in my language
why on a friday
Secret lab is lost media
žubert
Ćubert
dead chat
Alive internet theory
hóbert
goat

Did they announce the 173 hoodie giveaway winner yet.
173
Got a little while longer to wait 
yo
173 hoodie or surface rework
Jovix what kind of magic are you pulling?
I do want that hoodie.....
how does winning the hoodie actually work like do they have sizing parameters
i 1v1'd @somber raptor a minutes ago
that's not me
like wtf i do if they js send the hoodie and dis shit dont fit me
you mean this guy?
I'm not familiar with the sizing options but I presume you'll be able to chose 
What if it was a baby size
northwood has been collecting sizing information on every player who booted up secret laboratory in the past month
they wont even dm the winner they just send the package unannounced and its perfectly tailored to fit you like some spy movie level shit
Hubert has my home address, so that's the kinda service I'm expecting 
like gabe newell showing up to deliver the first steam decks
since SCPSL is down i got a backup version of SL in the works😼 (kidding i'll get sued by hubert)
20fps
I have never waited a longer 2 minutes
Wait hang on I was on the wrong twitter post
I'll fucking shoot you
17 fps
Ohhhh its so over they probably already dm'd the giveaway winner and are sending firing squads to everyone whod idn't win the hoodie oughhh fuck
AIGHT THAT'S IT
22fps
can you track the gpu usage as well
More
22.5
ARE YOU
16.7
6.7
step OFF
guys
From where
Pz mp when
W NW
die
Mods ban them
yeah SL has fallen ✌️
Ahem
14 players?
ionixx
lmao
took 8 years for 14 players to stop playing 😔
SL is dead now 💔
Sl is DONE for
Central servers banned all bots
Only real players rn in sl
8 years of lie
Why not 67
You arent real
67 players

fuckass pfp
but it never had 1344 so you should remove that item 
🥹
is scp sl down?
guys, is it real that mario galaxy is gonna have a movie
yes
!status
The Central Servers are currently undergoing planned maintenance, authentication may be unavailable
There is literally a jovixtv with us
ohh
fake one probably
whos the x3j50 person in everyones name?
when will they be online?
He has the northwood staff title

fucking step OFF
Jovix is fake
what's your favorite candy guys


Magneta
🧲
cola candy
x3j's candy
oh so it wasnt just me that got kicked



Car
Gingerbread
Baguette
guys is scp sl down>
yes
noooo
!status
when back up
well

Few hours i think it said
Hi! The servers are currently under scheduled maintenance (started at <t:1757707200>).
Game login and authentication won’t be available for about 2 hours. Thanks for your patience!
yes check #game-announcements
Patience
game being down leaves me sad
ok thank you

Thank you
is it just me or scp sl is not loading
The essential question is: how long will the maintenance last?
are servers down???
Ryan gosling
just the maitenence
all server downed
how long
why is the maintence even 2 hours
this better be a good update 😠 surface 🙂
it does not take 2 hours to clean them 🥀
It should be back online around <t:1757714400:f>), once the two-hour maintenance window finishes (barring any delays).
here guys
wait what happen tho?
Promote him rn
we saw that 6:00am buddy
😭 I want it back now I’m bored
что с серверами?
NOO PLSSS
оно упало
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.
на долго?
1 hour without scp sl.. im losing it, i looked out my window and saw green.. green i tell you... and when i looked up a huge sphere of light was there..
говорит что восстановится через час
English only.
hey guys here is english only plz
que?
да но он будет восстановлен
ok
hello i have joined to ask if the game is down or something bc connection failure keep reapearing and cant see server list
muchisimas gracias mod
thanks a lot mod*
!status
The Central Servers are currently undergoing planned maintenance, authentication may be unavailable
thanks
а за что меня забанило на funclub? я только аккаунт создал, лол
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.
!langru

I got banned on the funclub CIS server, I just created an account lol

hmmm
You could contact the server for appeal
make 2000 alts
Where?
clearly the reaction you need
Embed perms requires lvl10
what is this?
How long does maintenance last?
200x the amount of time you'd think
aawww maaan
creeper
what is 2000 alts
i was hoping to play the game after work but damn
Thank you
2000 alternate accounts
Please do not create new accounts to bypass server bans, as this violates the EULA
In their Server Info mostly
I don't understand what you're talking about
im starting shower exposure therapy its been over 1 hour without scp sl
After the auth server back, you can check that
welp, gotta play somethin else then..
everyone download muck
I was banned by Discord itself lol. I couldn't get the server locked on the main account
wth did u do to get banned by the dc itself??
He told me his age, man
eh?
Excuse me
Discord'll ban you for just about anything, really.
sorry my english wery bad
im genuinely confused rn
I told them how old I am, dude*
discord will ban you for joking about being a second younger than 13
tahts crazy
WHY THE HELL ON A FRIDAY
I once explained the CallMeCarson thing and they got rid of my account for it because I mentioned what he did

that crazy dude
@wise arrowHey be nice please
ok:(
im happy to be 22...
be mean please
Is scpl server down or sum?
nuh
nah just you
maintenance
Now I have to send them my passport. 😢
oh ok
!status
!status
The Central Servers are currently undergoing planned maintenance, authentication may be unavailable
K.
fart
fake news
I see now
ig i will playe the game at sunday xd
thx for help
Syaaia
see ya guys
Mhm. I appealed and they said they would unsuspend my account.
I've been waiting since about March.

any news when it will be back to normal
how tf do you get bann in scp
I've been waiting for 2 years man
They would, but didnt say when
No, Discord.
ohhh
tyyy

They'll probably unban you before the heat death of the universe lol
My old acc was @eager moon, Lucid got a kick out of kicking it
Just write a professionally looking email threatening them with legal action, that's how my friend got unbanned immediately as well lmao
I would just email that
Where can I file an appeal so that I don't get blocked on the funclub server?
Perhaps I will.
sorry unbanned
scp is down¡
Good to hear that
!status
The Central Servers are currently undergoing planned maintenance, authentication may be unavailable
HOLD THE LINE
My Russian friends are there, and I want to join them
what is the funclub server
hello <@&1255588696476880986>
is it modded
Yeah
not having a fallback server is a shame, because if nw would ever close community wont be able to community run the game because auth is down
I'M BANNED ON THIS SERVER, LOL. This is a new account, man
very new
central servers cost enough to keep running as is
Tonic
you should get 15$ patreon tier
There is a secondary server
For what bro
it's just not designed to handle auth
so that it matches with your color palette 
me 10 second no scp lab
I am new too
Bro
if i was nothwood emplyee, i would make a fallback server on my pc while main one is being maintained

I told them my age, and my main Discord account was blocked
Ref did you catch that
i mean at least you get patreon post access
yeah
but HOW ABOUT THE JANITORS
i HAVE patreon post access

thats crazy
guys i cant find the servers
authentication error
but why arent they work in shifts? like one is being maintained, second is here for some time to replace first. then main one comes back online and secondary is being reviewed
!status
why is my name set as trying to be smart
they are down for maintence
already an hour
oops somebody uses client mod
Look at the Game Announcment
Hi! The servers are currently under scheduled maintenance (started at <t:1757707200>).
Game login and authentication won’t be available for about 2 hours. Thanks for your patience!
#game-announcements message
bot changes names that cant be pinged without copying special symbols
you probably had a fancy font name
thank you ❤️
no i dont
i think its just normal text
people are not really smart, just type his username (public in profile, not nick name)
I am giving you a fire emoji my dude
and you can only use english symbols, dots and numbers in your username
Thank you that means a lot to me
oh dubs

I'm blocked on Russian, Kazakh, Ukrainian, and Belarusian servers. This is crazy.
Night nity
what warcrimes you have commited to deserve that
are servers down?
yes
.
!status
The Central Servers are currently undergoing planned maintenance, authentication may be unavailable
Maintenance is expected to end <t:1757714400:R> / at <t:1757714400:f>, please see #game-announcements message for details.
🥀
Nyet
1 Hour no SCP lab i am beginning to peel at my skin and crash out
this is a new account, I have no idea
thank you

I told them my age, and my main Discord account was blocked
right now servers are just down
why would you do that
ermmm what?
dc servers
how old r you
In a labatory perhaps
lol
bro you basically just said that you are evading ban using alt acc
you basically just said your underage/breaking tos 
just type it and add one zero to the end
I said that
Mods are going to smite you
my brain is fried, didnt see it
this account is older than that
mods ban this guy
if you under 13 you are violating discord tos by simply being on discord
here you go thumbs up bro 👍
I'm not 13 anymore.
thats per country
no its global afaik
no
are the srevers back
are the SCP:SL servers down
I was definitely over 13 years old at the time.
!status
The Central Servers are currently undergoing planned maintenance, authentication may be unavailable
Maintenance is expected to end <t:1757714400:R> / at <t:1757714400:f>, please see #game-announcements message for details.
shut up clanker
gosh dang it
anyways
bucket of bolts
Cassie just got cooked
lost n found
my cousin (we both live in russia) was banned for like 6 years because he was 7 yrs old (but his dad helped him by sending his id to discord)
i cant wait for clanker, bucket of bolts, rust bucket to get banned and classifed as a form of the nword
I need to send my passport to Discord, but I don't want to do that
and this conversation wasn't about me at all
dER
i meant to say fart
whoopsies
what?
idk
scizho
what
just wanted to say fart
who said that




