general-chat

[valid silo]

It didn't register me but I was fucking crying of laughter

https://tenor.com/view/gangle-tommy-gun-shooting-gun-maniacal-laugh-maniacally-gif-15694873446442681361

This is how it felt

[amber lintel]

I was red in the face afterwards

[valid silo]

I was straight up crying from laughter

[amber lintel]

1 hit with an m249 = total victory

[valid silo]

No idea what the fuck our other 2 teammates were doing

[open leaf]

i see why u guys r so low rank

[amber lintel]

yeah we don't play serious

@valid silo do you have the stalingrad clip

[valid silo]

I have it somewhere

[open leaf]

@valid silo you have 72 hrs

[valid silo]

I gotta sleep now tho

[open leaf]

on record

[valid silo]

Once I get up

[amber lintel]

kk

[valid silo]

I'll clip it and send it to you

[amber lintel]

equip the sawed-off... trust me

[orchid abyss]

hello

[serene coyote]

bye

[upper raven]

Potato

[tawny vapor]

She looks, uh, happy

This is fine

[strange niche]

Everything is fine

[true sky]

@orchid kraken mf using sfm

[gaunt talon]

FireyGuy

[true sky]

DyingGuy

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-hospital-boulder-rock-earth-elemental-gif-7467216631534515949

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[tough tapir]

Chew your food

[gaunt talon]

Unchew your food

[tawny vapor]

Mnom

[orchid kraken]

He doesnt need blender tbh

[somber raptor]

[charred root]

hello chat

sup?

[charred root]

accept it

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1408019825367711745/togif.gif

[true sky]

Can sfm do that ?

[orchid kraken]

Yes

[upper raven]

@true sky he stole the gif

[true sky]

@upper raven

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/makarov-gif-2864900060345131894

[upper raven]

Why u love makarov so much all of sudden

[somber raptor]

he's a family guy

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-gmod-gif-22704224

[strong dune]

Idiot

[analog flame]

hi

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-andrew-gif-3091015989928111603

[leaden cradle]

guys i have troubles with auth in game

[mortal crypt]

open console and type AR

this panel will apear type AR in it

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304046416494071889/1409152314836648058/Java-runtime-gamma_2025.08.24_-_14.26.46.01.mp4?ex=68ac56dc&is=68ab055c&hm=138529f75d7b97d8db89aeabef4800ea2d11ea780ffca41dadaf97a2c5ac4cee&

[leaden cradle]

it doesn't work

[timber musk]

[mortal crypt]

well in that case open a ticket #technical-support

[meager slate]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[meager slate]

Buh

[strong dune]

!-rep @meager slate

https://tenor.com/view/mods-crush-his-skull-low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-cleaning-gif-27437796

[charred root]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[eager wadi]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

[upper raven]

peak mods

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 56 minutes, 8 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fossil zodiac]

Is this your dog?

[eager wadi]

these two are

[fossil zodiac]

Awwwwwwwww

[eager wadi]

welsh footballer

[valid elbow]

Foolish horse, the ball is deflated

[modern bluff]

is 079 getting reworked again

or finally getting the ability to gas the facility

[quick knot]

There has been no news on reworking 079 again

[meager slate]

079 is perfectly balanced

[quick knot]

Other than a Site-02 Transmission Post from awhile back talking about replacing Door Lock. But that has no set date.

[modern bluff]

ok i just thought cause of a reddit post

[quick knot]

Yeah that's my post

[modern bluff]

💔

[modern bluff]

i miss rhe days when you could tell a d to get the gun from armory and kill everyone

[quick knot]

I was just poking fun at people talking about giving 079 control over CASSIE to make fake announcements

[modern bluff]

for free xp

you prolly cant do that anymore

idk havent played since the scp nerfs

[quick knot]

When in reality you will just make a GLaDOS situation giving 079 control over the central security system of Site-02

[gaunt talon]

when was that

[modern bluff]

since 939

nerfs

[quick knot]

Well. They were given other things to make up those nerfs

049 has an ability to move faster than human sprint

[modern bluff]

yea i dont really care because theyre nerfing uncomprehensible monsters to "slightly more durable humans with more hp" levels

since my last point of reference the scps now have to strategize instead of the other way around

[quick knot]

Well. It is a team based game

[modern bluff]

yea so the humans are supposed to strategize

not scps

[quick knot]

SCPs are also a team

[modern bluff]

and theyre also tanky monsters

[quick knot]

They arent tanks

[modern bluff]

alright not getting my point

[quick knot]

I do get it

But SCPs are meant to work as a team

That was the intention

Not be mindless monsters holding W and M1

[somber raptor]

Holy fuck the K1A is a goddamn laser

[somber raptor]

It has literally zero fucking recoil

[past dune]

Hi chat
How r yall

[valid elbow]

Ur telling me I’m not supposed to solo and entire wave?….suuree

[tawny vapor]

Hello Alex

[past dune]

You ain't gonna solo the entire ntf wave as an 173 on the surface

[tawny vapor]

Good, and you?

[past dune]

Hiii! I'm good

[past dune]

Happened to me once
I got killed in less then 20 seconds from full HP

[somber raptor]

I mean... he already has at least partial access to CASSIE since iirc Tesla Gates are controlled by CASSIE

[tawny vapor]

That's good to hear

[past dune]

WPlace gave everyone 10000 droplets

[quick knot]

Tesla Gates are a seperate system from CASSIE

[valid elbow]

If I lock in..maybe

[gaunt talon]

did they

[quick knot]

Also CASSIE has access to everything 079 has access to

[tawny vapor]

I know, did you buy something?

[quick knot]

It is more so the two are accessing the samethings

But they arent accessing each other

As the systems they control are still seperate from them

[past dune]

Yes they did

[past dune]

I already have a flag so all went to max charges

[somber raptor]

In the CASSIE document it lists Tesla Gates as a CASSIE procedure

P-S-3 or something i think it was

[tawny vapor]

I did the same

[quick knot]

Yeah. CASSIE can turn them on

But the system is still separate from CASSIE

[somber raptor]

Ah

[tawny vapor]

It pays to have it

[quick knot]

CASSIE can control doors. But doors arent apart of CASSIE

[past dune]

Yea

[strange niche]

Is CASSIE a part of the facility or is the facility part of CASSIE

The technical engineer screams, for he does not know

[mystic folio]

The latest driver invidia just doesn't want to work with the game, the game constantly breaks

[sterile plover]

cassie orchestrated the containment breach shenanigans!

foundation uses chaos insurgency as blame while the elephant in the room is not being addressed...

wait cassie didnt do it

it was the elephant

we just have to address it to stop this horrible breach

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-myuer-sid-gif-25188248

[tawny vapor]

Plot twist after plot twist

[patent trellis]

There should be an official server for the competitive scene of scpsl

is there a suggestions channel

[karmic anchor]

guys holy shit

in a shop simulator game no less

[eager wadi]

yeah, patreon only

[patent trellis]

😔

[eager wadi]

!forums

[snow umbra]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/10/

[eager wadi]

also this

[junior jasper]

ha

[upper raven]

DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS

[orchid kraken]

CASSIE lvl1=079 lvl5

[oak tide]

Do they still make yearly art contests?

[gentle barn]

Daily puppy update. Day 4 : He's started attacking the floor

[real summit]

When I enter the server with fps everything is fine, but after the start of a new round or spawn fps rarely becomes maximum 60, as if something limits it. Reconnecting the laptop power cord helps.

[charred root]

Are u using Dx12 Graphics API

[real summit]

how to find out?

[charred root]

settings

[icy flume]

FUCK THIS GAME

[real summit]

I can't find such settings inside the game, or are you talking about the game files?

[somber raptor]

This frame is absolutely fucking hilarious

[icy flume]

whats happening

explain

[somber raptor]

f e n t s y r i n g e

[tawny vapor]

Type "Choose a power plan" in the Windows Search, then select an option High performance

[charred root]

^

[icy flume]

ok bro this game might me trash

i cant fucking kill this guy

and he fucking one shots me

[past dune]

Hii

[charred root]

gn

Zzz

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304046416494071889/1409187010320666674/Java-runtime-gamma_2025.08.24_-_16.44.43.13.mp4?ex=68ac772c&is=68ab25ac&hm=f705feccd33c8373654245508e9a83bd69576a25f7942dc53a2ad21764f27540&

minecraft

[spark pebble]

code gun better pls

mag dump com 15 center mass no damage

[upper raven]

you realise thats a pistol right

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1756096844:f>).

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[wicked arrow]

Ew. Rep points

[strong dune]

Dumb ass

[eternal rock]

final boss of silksong LEAKED?

[grand nest]

g

[tight ermine]

Quincy

[eager wadi]

no

[wicked arrow]

Smh

[grand nova]

thank you guys so much

for half a thousand views on my video

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bHERgomkhNU

holy shit

its more then that

[last raven]

Support inst responding

[grand nova]

1000 views

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 51 minutes, 32 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[final hearth]

Hi chat

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1076901370315165767/1288111080106623087/1727179994731.gif

[meager slate]

Fish

[gaunt solstice]

Fish indeed

But you see, bread is superior

[meager slate]

Bred

[little mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1331014558336286781/caption.gif

[sullen siren]

e

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-26020988

[eager wadi]

you what?

[tawny vapor]

Oh my

[minor pagoda]

[little mauve]

mods ban this guy

[empty hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321648471886790686/1335704523527688263/RDT_20250202_2106536837349196637595991.gif

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-gif-16691247748092124502

[opaque wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201431372175257661/1408860294737825812/togif.gif

[sleek wren]

Northwood, hire this man

[warped crest]

PEAK

[strong marlin]

real

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sucks-danny-devito-clapping-meme-gif-5899574479924337458

[eager wadi]

This server is entirely powered by the souls of the damned.

[warped crest]

https://tenor.com/view/best-man-holiday-drama-morris-chestnut-funeral-burial-burial-gif-14880527424150004338

[storm tide]

this sucks

[faint canyon]

this sucks

[sullen siren]

this sucks

[meager slate]

BREAD

[meager slate]

Heyy boss :^)

[eager wadi]

that's what i thought...

[pulsar cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/the-chewer-chew-chewer-chewing-gif-14185198428305864378

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

Nyathan

[eager wadi]

bredro

[meager slate]

Woah woah woah

Let's not write down our imaginations in chat

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

Weirdo

[upper raven]

wild

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[meager slate]

Hampter

[eager wadi]

says the gremlin that calls me in cat names

[past dune]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[past dune]

!rep @tawny vapor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tawny vapor a reputation point!

[tawny vapor]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[tawny vapor]

[past dune]

[meager slate]

Pspspspsps

[unborn nova]

wsp chat

[eager wadi]

nothin much

[eager wadi]

now thinks im a cat 🥀

telling gravy to draw me carrying you

[meager slate]

She wouldnt do that,

Gravy's my homie

[eager wadi]

@fossil wasp up for it

[fossil wasp]

if i was actually home nowadays i would

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26101242

[meager slate]

What! Betrayal

a

oh :(

[somber raptor]

She likes going in bags

[meager slate]

Bar

[somber raptor]

🍸

[eager wadi]

let me know

[hard plinth]

@crystal anvil why did you leave us??? I already miss you

[crystal anvil]

my sanctions breaking software broke

[tropic wigeon]

hii hguyys

[unborn nova]

tuff

[sleek estuary]

🤨

[tawny vapor]

🦆

[crystal anvil]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/933106523238985759 why is this the only vc I cant join

[quick knot]

why can you even see it

that's the patron and twitch VS

[hushed stone]

are horror stingers actually getting readded to the base game?

[quick knot]

yes

https://patreon.scpslgame.com/teasers/view/459975b4-efdc-44e0-ae09-fcba6b1831e6

you can read the post here

[hushed stone]

we are so back

🥹

[valid silo]

when are we getting 096's chase theme

that shit has to be heavy metal

[hushed stone]

northwood devs finally failed the try not to ruin their game challenge

🥹

brings a tear to my eye

[unborn nova]

😭

[dense bluff]

What has always seemed unbalanced to me about the game is the HP of the SCPs because it depends a lot on the skill level of the person using it.

[hushed stone]

Eh

I feel like it's moreso the fact that Northwood caters to new players way too much

that's why they're always releasing reworks instead of adding new content to the game

[dense bluff]

its focus remains that of a casual game

What happens is that people id tryhard

[hushed stone]

049 is STILL bootycheeks despite all of the balancing that they've done to try and make him better

💔

the game is literally called scp secret laboratory

the scp's are meant to be these big bad monsters that are hard to kill, but they're not

the biggest reason why nobody is afraid of 049 anymore is because you can easily survive an encounter with him just by overdosing on painkillers

[dense bluff]

That will be in your lobbies because in Spain 90% of the victories are for the SCP side.

the translator is weird

[valid silo]

I think

any scp that walks and is one kill is gonna end up ass unlesss they have like a cool mechanic

[hushed stone]

yeah

but that doesn't change the fact that 049 is absolutely straight bootycheeks

💔

[valid silo]

I beg of you NW

if we get an 049 rework

we need to give bro a cane

and he hits people with it

https://tenor.com/view/dead-by-daylight-dbd-game-funny-survivor-gif-3013930940554284960

[strong dune]

Hit people with a cane or kill them with one touch

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-story-mode-story-mode-mcsm-choice-minecraft-story-mode-choice-gif-18173594355731282859

[valid silo]

he doesn't kill people with one touch

blud

the melon video and it's consquences

bro

[strong dune]

Touch someone and wait

[valid silo]

they have been a DISASTE

for this server

[hushed stone]

he should though

[hushed stone]

nuh uh

[valid silo]

okay but like cane is a faster attack

[hushed stone]

melon was right

[valid silo]

less damage but faster attack

[somber raptor]

🤨

[valid silo]

no

that's unbalanced

removes counter play

you just die

that's not fun

[hushed stone]

I've been advocating for nw to move peanut back to light ever since they moved him to heavy

💔

[hushed stone]

but then he can't do jack shit

[valid silo]

make the scp who excels at killing civillians spawn where civs spawn

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-jail-police-nintendo-gif-18013007

[hushed stone]

you can easily get away from him if you have enough painkillers

I LOVE overdosing on painkillers ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

I CANT SLEEP I HAVE TO STUDY NOW

[tough tapir]

Study can wait

sleep is sleep

[strong dune]

Mod on leave when they remember that they have an actual life

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[rancid dome]

bro this is not life. This is prison 💀

midterms

well, life kinda is like a prison so I guess you could say it's life but whatever

[strong dune]

How is it midterm already when the semester just started?

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[rancid dome]

When different countries have different period

[strong dune]

Oh yeah

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-25608859

[strong dune]

Youre like

British

[rancid dome]

yeah

no, not even close

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[meager slate]

Guh

[feral pivot]

guys

im gonna watch markipliers fnaf 1 video

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026562159318138950/1110217304467329074/fnaf.gif

in a gif

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1334991362835353640/Team_Fortress_2_-_2025-01-31_21-50-17_-_A_Heavy_killed_you.mp4?ex=68ac25d7&is=68aad457&hm=5bb7e4288b72a0bfb654eae2746c8e60c1efcb8dc6f9b84f73fa31355f85d198&

[valid silo]

blud is using the quick fix

[gaunt talon]

All of the mediguns are good

[upper raven]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[upper raven]

Wheel of rep time

[strong dune]

Should have hit the bhop that negates fall damage

[upper raven]

!rep @cinder sapphire

[snow umbra]

You have just given @cinder sapphire a reputation point!

[real summit]

How to install SCP SL on Direct 12?

[past dune]

Amm I on the list? i forgot

[tawny vapor]

You can choose between API versions in the game settings

[upper raven]

No

U need to paypal me 300.000.000 bucks if u want to participate into wheel of rep

Totally no scam

[past dune]

damn

[upper raven]

I added you on the wheel dw

[past dune]

hell yeah

[devout ember]

do you guys think were gonna get any more new guns?

[tawny vapor]

In the future, sure

[devout ember]

I hope they add a ppsh, i feel like that gun would fit with the chaos spawn

and the class would be called CQB Specialist or Chaos Interloper

[eager wadi]

bro thinks its the 40s 🥀

[upper raven]

bro thinks its the 40s 🥀

[upper raven]

They should add 1471 instead smh

[upper raven]

Are you addict to fnaf gooner franchise

[eager wadi]

you just asked for 1471 🥀

speak for yourself

[eager wadi]

but they are cringe anyway

[upper raven]

That driffent type of gooner

[tranquil jolt]

goon or goon for mafia

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-smoking-smoke-hug-gif-12408171464121280382

[eager wadi]

well you def arent part of a mafia

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mafia-game-mafia2-vito-scaletta-ok-hand-remastered-gif-17293241

[upper raven]

Mama I'm a criminal

[tranquil jolt]

what

when did I say I am part of the mafia

[eager wadi]

youre the goon not related to mafia

[tranquil jolt]

really

[upper raven]

Fnaf is peak

[tranquil jolt]

you know what else is peak

[open pier]

@ember gull even here 🙏

congrats

[upper raven]

What

[ember gull]

Istg bro your getting blocked

[tranquil jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-gif-5409179477895956120

[upper raven]

Balls

[tranquil jolt]

in yo jaws

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-memes-ksi-thick-of-it-mods-discord-mod-gif-2830572923502966674

[amber lintel]

@gusty plover @valid elbow @valid silo CS?

[valid elbow]

When I’m on my pc yea

[sleek estuary]

hi

[upper raven]

Denty

[sleek estuary]

thats me

[karmic anchor]

You guys should play uh

Uh...

[amber lintel]

you should join us

[karmic anchor]

The legend of zelda four swords adventures for the Nintendo GameCube

[amber lintel]

funny enough

I have a rom of that on my main PC

OH NVM

I have alltp

and the four swords bonus or whatever it's called

[karmic anchor]

Nah im horribly depressed rn and have d&d in half an hour

[valid elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-togi123-steam-happy-steamhappy-ocean-steamhappy-ocean-day-gif-10624020387560020752

[amber lintel]

dnd

very cool

[karmic anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/hero-omori-meme-hero-omori-gif-9264759177340791834

[valid elbow]

Gonna do a dnd campaign with some buddies

[karmic anchor]

You should know there are only three possible results to doing that

[amber lintel]

I started one with a buddy and some randoms

[valid elbow]

I’m not dm btw

[amber lintel]

but then one of them was pregnant so it didn't work out

I'd like to try it again

[valid elbow]

Pregnancy check

[amber lintel]

krosshair

oh yeah speaking of

I actually like

[karmic anchor]

You either grow to hate at least one member of the group, become the best friends ever, or it goes nowhere cuz you can never get anything scheduled

[amber lintel]

got some sawed-off kills

only 11

but it's the sawed-off

[amber lintel]

final option for me

[karmic anchor]

Usually it's the final option

The second option is only there because of my current group

[valid elbow]

Maybe the final option idk, I know all of these ppl for years lol

[karmic anchor]

We have been playing together for almost 5 years now

And ironically even though I started dating someone in the group then broke up with them and went through a solid year and a half of them not being willing to talk to me outside of session, we are now friends again

[amber lintel]

jees

[karmic anchor]

Or at least I think so

Hard to tell

People are very strange

I dont know why they tolerate me, im probably very annoying to deal with

[amber lintel]

well if nothing else you at least provide utility right?

even if that utility isn't being a not-annoying person

[karmic anchor]

No not really

[amber lintel]

they wouldn't tolerate you without a reason

[karmic anchor]

Maybe they think im funny

[valid elbow]

I don’t know

[karmic anchor]

I dont understand how anyone could think im funny though, I am serious at all times

[amber lintel]

well, there's your reason

[karmic anchor]

Unlikely

[amber lintel]

there's gotta be one

otherwise people wouldn't bother with you

[valid elbow]

I have every good quality

[amber lintel]

I know

[valid elbow]

0 flaw I am that guy

[amber lintel]

yeah that's why I stick around you

[serene coyote]

John Miniwave

[serene coyote]

I need your help

Oh fuck

[amber lintel]

ngl I might try AWPing when we play

[karmic anchor]

Does that include being both rich and extremely generous?

Asking for a friend

[valid elbow]

Jersey mike

[valid silo]

In a moment

[valid elbow]

Mike’s way

[valid silo]

I gotta 1v1 someone

[amber lintel]

kk

[tough tapir]

No way

[karmic anchor]

Michael's Method™

[tough tapir]

Its John Pork

[karmic anchor]

Huh

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201431372175257661/1408860294737825812/togif.gif

[karmic anchor]

Tell me someone took that screenshot

[valid elbow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IzNunT2AOO4

[valid silo]

Blame qwerty and them putting n and k so close

[tough tapir]

Indeed

[karmic anchor]

Theyre fully on different rows...

[valid silo]

someone can fat finger it so easily

espically on mobile

[karmic anchor]

Nah I bet I know what happened

Autocorrect

Yeah

Yeah definitely

[valid silo]

was it?

[amber lintel]

autocorrect to porn is wild

[karmic anchor]

Probably not

[tough tapir]

Is turned off

I have suggestions on but for those I have to tap it

Was just typing too fast

[karmic anchor]

You can tell they're on mobile tho cuz the first letter in the message be capitalized

[amber lintel]

sneaky get on

[tough tapir]

I do that by default

[karmic anchor]

What if instead of playing CS you played something else

Like Webkinz

Or uh

[valid silo]

no we're not playing SL

[karmic anchor]

Ew no

[valid silo]

you're so gonna get fired for saying that

[karmic anchor]

Who would play that game

[upper raven]

Guys where is my jailbird

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201431372175257661/1408860294737825812/togif.gif

[silent oak]

I can't wait for you to peek long and get 1 deaged

[karmic anchor]

They're too scared of my power

[eager wadi]

autocorrect is awful and youre just lazy smh

[upper raven]

WHAT

[tough tapir]

Malteser

[amber lintel]

oh, yeah, it's definitely gonna happen

[karmic anchor]

Get rid of me and the miniwaves become truly unstoppable

[silent oak]

That one CI camping surface in a corner the entire round

[karmic anchor]

I'm all that is holding them back

[eager wadi]

hello danish

[upper geode]

Lock in twin

[tough tapir]

Its Hamish

Long for Hämis

[valid elbow]

Got a wicked headache

Also just

Busy

[amber lintel]

alright

[eager wadi]

since when youre scottish

[tough tapir]

Hämis 👍

[eager wadi]

ħamis

[karmic anchor]

Noita

[eager wadi]

no italy?

poor @somber raptor

[karmic anchor]

Good tbh

[silent oak]

Chaos Insurgency are based in Africa, right? You guys think they had something to do with Cipher? A weapon to surpass metal gear...

[eager wadi]

what bro smoked

[silent oak]

Yellowcake with a side of malachite

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/konami-metal-gear-solid-gif-4499868

[silent oak]

Kept me waiting, huh...

[somber raptor]

what is going on

[somber raptor]

I will delete miniwaves from the game

[karmic anchor]

You cannot be freed from your curse that easily.

[eager wadi]

italy is no longer canon in sl

[amber lintel]

incredible

[feral pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1145018186039836742/1389377075160285306/drhouse.gif

[mortal crypt]

noob

[amber lintel]

mhm

feras and I are just goofing off

[mortal crypt]

but you can become pro if you cs 2 a lot

oh i see

[serene kraken]

1-6 carried

[mortal crypt]

that's cool

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201431372175257661/1408860294737825812/togif.gif

[serene kraken]

How

[strong dune]

Use it too much

[fathom hawk]

Yo sorry where do i open a ticket to report a server for breaking the rules?

[past dune]

[e-mail]

[fathom hawk]

Ok thank u

[glad crystal]

welp fun moments downloaded game for first time and have apn global ban for some reason and my acc steam is clean too time to appeal ig

[eager wadi]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[glad crystal]

i did found thru technical support text thank you tho

oh maybe it was due to private account :/

[upper raven]

My neck hurts

Fucking pillow

[gilded timber]

Global bans aren't issued based off account privacy settings, you will have either triggered the anti-cheat solution or been banned manually

[glad crystal]

i downloaded like 20mins the game

;-;

maybe little more passed since 18mins was me trying get into server

and now error page in appeal great :/

[gilded timber]

What does the error say?

[glad crystal]

lemme see screenshot

took it just in case

[gilded timber]

You won't be able to send it here, but you can drop it in #media-posts

[glad crystal]

the server returned a ''405 method not allowed''

[late badge]

man you must have generated some real momentum to get whiplash from fucking your pillow

[glad crystal]

okay

[glad crystal]

sent into media posts

[sleek estuary]

@glad crystal can you also send a screenshot of the ban message in game

[glad crystal]

yea lemme log in and try enter server

[glad crystal]

sent it

[fathom hawk]

Done

[fathom hawk]

Nathan being a discord support even after he's now free 🙏

[amber lintel]

embeds being locked to euclid is surely a decision

[fathom hawk]

That's a skill issue ig

[past dune]

Now you wait up to 4 weeks

[amber lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1387522145294356500/attachment-3-1.gif

[fathom hawk]

Hell yeah

Still less than my coc account to max out townhall anyway

[fleet panther]

.

[rain swan]

Anyone got kicked from chaos theory?

Lost my 3 cola run man

[sleek estuary]

best to ask in their discord

[rain swan]

Im muted lmao

[split osprey]

Hey

So a memetic kill agent work on unauthorized people

But what about unauthorized IRL people?

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[icy flume]

I take back what I said about dark souls

Game might be peak after all..

I was just Soo fucking frustrated over fighting this guy WHICH WASN'T EVEN AN ENEMY

I just accidentally hit him a couple of times and he got mad

Rest in piece random dude I could've easily avoided killing

[strange trellis]

killed the one guy who gives you directions

[strong dune]

They added a fuck ass animation to reactions

[amber lintel]

https://youtu.be/_NKQbayDCiM

I watched this and I have to say, the visual distinction really sucks

[mossy raven]

does anyone here play cb?

[somber raptor]

what the shit

i don't see no animation

[strong dune]

On ios

When you add a new reaction

[somber raptor]

what in the fuck kinda emoji is that

[unreal shadow]

can you not read?

its a heart

and a exclamantion point

[amber lintel]

doooooy

[unreal shadow]

god he is so dumb

[strong dune]

I hate thinking

Thoughtless silence

https://tenor.com/view/drugs-high-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-aaron-paul-gif-8150313

[plush hazel]

ummm surface gate C when???

[strong dune]

Gate C is actually the admin tower because you get banned idk

[icy flume]

Should I ascend?

[teal narwhal]

need more spiders in the game ngl

[light sandal]

yo, every server i join has 300+ ping. Did an internet speed test and it aint me. Is this normal or is there some button hidden in settings i have to hit to stop this malarky

do the servers just be like that sometimes?

[frozen meteor]

are u joining chinese servers or something

[light sandal]

nope, Us east

same servers i usually join in other games

[frozen meteor]

probabky still ur internet

[humble wind]

We go hit his head and leave him actually stupi- I can’t say that opposition claim that different in between is like the motherdunking pay gap rocking boats ASAP cooking dope based that squiddy want his payback ain’t nothing going to change that

[light sandal]

its only happening with this game, Every other game my ping is fine

[charred root]

ig u could go and check here #technical-support

[light sandal]

would it fall under a client issue or a server issue? It seems like it could be both

[charred root]

join an another server to check it

[light sandal]

every server i join i can't get below like 250 ping so ig it would be client?

[charred root]

yes might be yours

but u will get a nice response in tech ticket

[light sandal]

bet

[bright cairn]

just watched a good video about scp sl and the guy in it is 100% right

game just doesn't have the same appeal as it did in the past

everybody now has to be some CS:2, CoD sweatlord running around juking every scp

the SCPs are so weak now, the one shot should have never been removed off larry, doctor and shy guy

[frozen meteor]

the man in a melon

[bright cairn]

yeah that guy

[frozen meteor]

atleast horror stingers are coming back

plus new scp thats all we know

[bright cairn]

yeah but they need to bring back SCP one shot hits

that was the worst thing they ever did

[frozen meteor]

too op

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-watermelon-golshi-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-17997165732172627258

[bright cairn]

its only too OP because people run off and try and get the best guns only for it to not actually work on the nigh-invincible murder monsters the SCPs are supposed to be and get killed immediately

you're supposed to fight in groups

[gilded timber]

You've just killed him

[bright cairn]

the SCPs are so weak

[tough tapir]

Mlon

[bright cairn]

i hate it when people say "its too OP"

its not

[gilded timber]

You monster

[bright cairn]

all the SCPs aside from peanut and PC are shit

because they take forever to kill and are so brittle

[frozen meteor]

096 would be too op

[bright cairn]

thats the point though

they're supposed to be OP

[frozen meteor]

bro he already wipes off spawnwaves alone

although he loses alot of hp doing that

[bright cairn]

then maybe don't look at him or get good 😭

like the SCPs are weak

thats just a fact

[frozen meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001641814140391465/1397701969417867384/bird.gif

[bright cairn]

that and i can't find a single server where someone doesn't want to play the game like they just bought the nicki minaj skin in CoD

[frozen meteor]

bro u dont have time to look down in a spawnwave

[bright cairn]

the game was better when the SCPs did one shot though

because, y'know, they were actually a threat?

now they aren't

[frozen meteor]

i wasnt an og so im not gonna say ur wrong or anything

[bright cairn]

i first played before the weapon update in parabellum

its people who complained about the SCPs being OP that ruined the game

used to be so much better when the SCPs were actually deadly and not just some creature that dies after getting trapped with 3 people in a room

like as long as they have two hit + kills the game should really just be called Secret Lab since you'd be better off just not having the SCPs to begin with at that point

[frozen meteor]

bro the scps are not that weak for u to be complaining that much

[bright cairn]

they are bro

[frozen meteor]

doctor technically kills in 1 hit

larry takes 2 for balancing same for 096

[bright cairn]

you could still shred them even when they had 1 hit kills

i get they're not supposed to be infallible but give em a chance to do something

[frozen meteor]

with 20 people yes

[bright cairn]

which is the point 😭

you think they're OP because you run off from the group and die immediately

you're supposed to stay as a group

[frozen meteor]

thats what i do most of the time

unless theres like 4 of us then i run

[bright cairn]

you even said you didn't play back then so you wouldn't even have an idea on how much better things were when they did one hit kills

[frozen meteor]

i was able to play older scp sl from a server called scp sl classic

this

they host servers from time to time

[gilded timber]

!scpslclassic

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/scp-sl-classic-833703896002068510

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1756144418:f>).

[frigid lake]

10 am 16

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 34 minutes, 55 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[past heart]

is there a game update channel?

[latent jackal]

Any updates for the game will come up in #game-announcements!

[timid gyro]

Hey

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 minute, 37 seconds until you can give reputation again!

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[serene coyote]

silent rep

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[upper raven]

hi

[idle frigate]

how do u dance as the skeleton 3114

[cinder hound]

i think it may be gingerbread? not sure tbh

[tawny vapor]

Type gingerbread in the console

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[upper raven]

this is NOT minecraft anymore

[eager wadi]

it still is

[true sky]

23 fps per shader

[upper raven]

per frame duh

[lavish fractal]

can i have sl thankyou

[charred root]

UwU

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1352225621530513468/1352928833757773895/why_doesnt_it_work.gif

[round narwhal]

well well well

[polar spade]

Gotta love Pesudo code

[charred root]

English-Oriented Programming

[hasty summit]

#bringbacknarlor

[strange niche]

Introducing .en , the end point of programming languages that strive high level, general purpose and high code readability. Garbage collection not included

Using state of the art LLM technologies

[polar spade]

[strange niche]

I can guarantee you will not use any other programming language ever again

[cinder hound]

lol

theres so much to unpack from that jpeg

[fringe gyro]

Good morning my dearest of friends, family and lovers

How are we doing today

[polar spade]

Yeah cause I would have shot myself after using it once

[frozen meteor]

at this point just go outside

[upper raven]

that requires money

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304046416494071889/1409493300347535361/Java-runtime-gamma_2025.08.25_-_13.01.00.12.mp4?ex=68ad946d&is=68ac42ed&hm=2f8bdf282788869f9e74a2abbe18901162eece3d79b21b4e7f27b12471c71a3d&

[full pond]

The fire represents my pc

Trying to run this

[upper raven]

whats ur specs

[full pond]

A laptop

am I cooked

[upper raven]

pretty much

i got hardware from 2015

[somber raptor]

Random fun fact: up until 2001 'Who wants to be a millionaire?' In Italy was called 'Who wants to be a billionaire?' And the prize was 1 billion liras, which is equivalent to about 516.5K€

[trim heron]

when are they making a new cell for scp 096?

[fringe gyro]

Why

Why would Italy use lira

Oh wait

ITL and TL are different

[somber raptor]

yeah

[fringe gyro]

I mean

I can proudly use both

I’m a Ferrari fan so that makes me part Italian

[somber raptor]

When the Euro was introduced the official conversion rate was 1936.27L = 1€

[fringe gyro]

[fringe gyro]

That’s wonderful fellow Italian person!

[valid shard]

Heyo ^^

[magic vortex]

Car

[somber raptor]

Yes

[nova minnow]

hey, question, will the chase themes for the SCPs be toggleable?

[somber raptor]

perfect SL is crashing every time i enter a server

[somber raptor]

probably not

[past dune]

https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/clients/page/my-game-keeps-crashing-when-it-reaches-90-while-loading

This should fix it

[somber raptor]

thanks 😃

[past dune]

[midnight swift]

My game lags but i can run cyberpunk 1080p rtx without any problem with 200fps (or any other game without lag)

[nova minnow]

oh noes

(don’t get me wrong, they’re good, but… I don’t usually do the constant action servers)

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 17 minutes, 33 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[mystic tundra]

Example #11576 why NW needs to fix game frst before anything else

(I'm not even staff or in Overwatch btw)

[left dock]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-rider-skull-skull-emoji-raised-eyebrows-bruh-gif-27537381

[mystic tundra]

IT'S EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPEAKS GLOABLLY WTF

[foggy bison]

peak scpsl experience is when you get jumped by 939 and the game crashes

[somber raptor]

how in the fuck is Sens holding their rifle 😭

[eager wadi]

his gun looks like 3d built

[azure cedar]

Main question here is why are you playing sens

[rancid dome]

C grip but your hands phases through the gun

[foggy bison]

crab hand

[stoic oxide]

The way that gun is held is pissing me off.

[somber raptor]

His hand looks like 3d built

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[past dune]

Plugin issue

Or staff trolling

Don't blame NW

[upper raven]

call tiktok ❌
blame NW ✅

[mystic tundra]

It's an official server

[mystic tundra]

Also what does this mean?? smh

[upper raven]

it means that you are not cool

[hazy citrus]

Peak scp:sl gameplay when you are a guard and the scps kill you in the first 30 seconds

[foggy bison]

Peak scp is when you finish upgrading an 05 card as a scientist but the class d next to you quickdraws and headshots you with a pistol

[foggy bison]

[alpine stag]

Peak scp is when you go outside and see

Great egret

[strange trellis]

funny bird

[upper raven]

aight BRO how HOW

[past dune]

So?

They r not fully vanilla

They do have plugins too

And sometimes things break

Also it happens only on 1 server so it's not really a NW issue

[mystic tundra]

It's not a plugin issue

Need I say more lmfao

I mean I can add on to the fact that my menu music was muted yet I can hear it loud and clear

Some players could not be heard whilst others were fine

[real summit]

What the hell. Yesterday I poked around in the Nvidia control panel a bit, set the performance to Max, I go to the slku - 20/30 fps, the game doesn't want to go any further. I completely reset all the settings in the Nvidia control panel back, everything is still around 20-30 fps.

[mystic tundra]

So yeah I blame NW, I blame them for a lot of things, things that people can easily agree on. Like the terrible lighting system or questionably balance updates like Stamina bar or Gun overhaul

[gusty plover]

stamina bar

[mystic tundra]

I hate Stamina

makes me wanna throw up everytime I see that stupid bar

Most worthless feature

[gusty plover]

I thought the stamina debate was dead considering the game has now had stamina longer than it hasn't

I remember back in scopo when it was a hot topic

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 27 minutes, 13 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[gusty plover]

Now its a pretty essential mechanic and a lot of things interact with it

[gaunt talon]

Stamina bar is peak

[mystic tundra]

Not really

We just gave up

Ya'll r too stubborn fr

[gusty plover]

Come to think of it the crossvec has been in the game longer than the p90 now too

Time flies

[mystic tundra]

Where tf is my P90 then bitch

Aint hard to make a gun you've made 10 of em

[gusty plover]

Honestly I can think of a few ways to reintroduce the p90. But the problem is making it different enough to the other smgs and also where it'd spawn

But those aren't impossible tasks

[unreal shadow]

make it spawn in heavy armory

[strong dune]

Youre an addict

[unreal shadow]

replace the pistols that already spawn

with it

make it one or two

[gusty plover]

That's one idea. Essentially making it the facility smg that spawns in armories

[unreal shadow]

thats the only spot i can think of that makes sense

or in lockers

guess you could have them spawn in lockers

if its in heavy armory would really help facity gaurds would allow one or two of em to get a more powerfull gun gives em better chances against scps and d boys with guns

[hushed cedar]

!rep @odd minnow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @odd minnow a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 8 minutes, 52 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[hazy citrus]

Even better is sitting in 914 until 1 minute before decontamination because that 173 really wants his single kill

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[hazy citrus]

I win

[tough tapir]

Best shodster

[hazy citrus]

Best ancient

[charred root]

My city became raincient recently

💀

[mystic tundra]

Bruh

[foggy bison]

He was there to keep you company bro 💔

[mystic tundra]

All guns function the same wdym different lol

[upbeat tapir]

lowk what if scp 096 actually exists but he looks different from what we know him

[subtle fern]

?????

[abstract whale]

yall can i open a ticket here

to report a server

[upbeat tapir]

uh wdym by that

[abstract whale]

i would like to report a server can i do that here

[subtle fern]

Yeah...
bro it would be so badass to see a old guard design interacting with visual level 2/3 armor and a p90

shit bro

[abstract whale]

or should i contact a mod or smth

[subtle fern]

new guard design suck bro

[upbeat tapir]

no there is a thing called reporting a server

[subtle fern]

i see them now and laugh at their face

[abstract whale]

in the game?

[upbeat tapir]

OHHH

THOUGHT U MEANT A DISCORD ONE

uhhh probably

what is even

the server

[abstract whale]

a turkish one

they are disresspecting other peoples religions

and the owner does nothing about it

[mystic tundra]

Crazy...

[upbeat tapir]

crazy?

i was crazy once

[abstract whale]

and a co owner is doing ts

[abstract whale]

(probably a 12 year old)

[upbeat tapir]

go to technical support i think

[mystic tundra]

They locked me in a room a rubber room

[charred root]

send email to [e-mail]

dont open a tech ticket for that

fr

[abstract whale]

thank you 🙏

[steady vale]

not everything is scp cb 😭

the new guard design is realistic and sensible

[subtle fern]

wtf you mean sensible

[mystic tundra]

Which server was it?

[steady vale]

and scp sl is trying to diffrentiate from scp cb

[abstract whale]

Ragnar SCP

a turkish server

[subtle fern]

Just said it was badass.
yeah I kinda agree.

[steady vale]

Guards are for evacuating civilians, why would they wear heavy stuff

and not to mention that, these are entrance zone guards

[upbeat tapir]

yall what do u think is the scp that needs a rework or a big change i forgot to add and why

[hazy citrus]

Nuh uh my meta attachment 9000 on my e-11 is better than you preference gun since I do 5 more dmg to the scp before they killer me

[steady vale]

they just need an smg, card, and a vest to know they are security

[steady vale]

049

[upbeat tapir]

i'd say he's honestly balanced

[steady vale]

his zombies are op but these guys just roam away to get killed or leave straight away

well not op

well balanced