#general-chat
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another absolutely based move by arrowhead
honestly this may sound strange
but SL and SC2 were the first "real" games for me lol

did you just grow up without games or are you that young 
Wake up
christian parents
Dinosaur (i am 16)
I wasn't allowed to have my own minecraft account for a long time
how skibidi
I could play Fortnite but I got banned from playing with anyone other than my step dad
but that being said using my cousin's minecraft account was a great experience for me ngl
Dude I fucking stole my mom's credit card to buy the season 5 battlepass I am not kidding
I think I stole like 70$ usd from her
Worth it
im pretty sure i might have also done this
I didn’t know how payment methods worked back in 2017 and I bought cuddle team leader with my moms card
LOL
thats so peak
I think I actually still have the minecraft world from my brother's account
my first ever skin was leviathan (the space fish)
that being said I am a decent student
and I accredit that to books
I am a better person for it imo
Aye modded minecraft
I haven't played that one before
Mostly play survival packs
Cannibal…
i played mario and rampage total destruction for the ps2
like a normal person
like online games
my first online game was cod
which
i could not imagine sl being my first online game
probably bo2, bo3 maybe
body odor
makes sense
flerkjerk you should play valhesia 5
it's kind of a fun pack
no
your first game is never scp cb
i was going to hop on it with a friend i haven’t talked to in ages
after a while i might invite you and sneaky it depends how long we play for
why so sad
he was born ugly and evil
niko...
door wedge
he’s my favorite of the silly seals
he’s simply too ugly to not love
YOOOOOOO
One shot
Bro is
well regardless have fun
Nvm
baby in the oil pit
i want to say something but i would be banned
So u wanna say a slur?
no
You have free will
Type it then redacted it. Theres no way that they can ban you cuz it becomes an scp reference.
knowing flerkjerk
Boring
it's probably much worse
He's dropping peak
Yes but not while I'm in public
WITHOUT MY HEADPHONES
Could be worst though
Could've been Lynx in public
"So I had a guy [Unspeakable horny horrors] my ass. so for those who don't know I'm a entertainer of the hotel variety." -average lynx intro
@empty hearth SEAL.
AH
wtf
name it “he was forced to”
why
do it
they don't drop anything
i know
okay
do it
if I get a name tag I will
I'm in a crook hood, chainmail, and flying fish shoes. I'm not in a position to do that yet lol
have you listened to bird brain by jamie p
YESSSSS
HOLY SHIT ITS SO GOOD
hit me with the flap down mired in the earthbound (foul!)
bilious baby braying babble bent her beak (what a freak!)
My favorite line delivery from birdbrain is "so- FUCK"
YOOOOOOO I GOT IMAGE PERMS ON TIKTOK
I remember old micro fired up faster
Btw we need goth women and Russian for a bingo, or someone flirting with itsAlex for a bingo
Russian might happen soon
am i the only one who's crashing everytime the elevator reaches the bottom?
Maybe your playing scp cbm
nah i'm not
I heard they cause "memory allocation error" when spamming elevator buttons
that happens when i go to an elevator after a spawnwave
Maybe Ur pc can't handle the game
idk it handled it for months
im not a super big fan of the intentional stumbles but
the art makes up for that
Tiktok hate on the glorious year of our lord 2025 A.D
U dont want it? Its fine
Brag about not using it? Cringe

I mean it's very teto
But I can see why a person might not like it
I personally think it's a nice addition to the song since it's all about not knowing what they are doing with there life
Not being into anty-human trends is a good reason to brag
Using Discord is a big humiliation for me but a lot of content require this
Using Discord is probably going to land us in super hell deluxe
This ^^^
Using Discord is accepting kids harassment
I feel bad for this when i think about it
hi
MIGHT be true
On the other hand, yes discord is fucked
Hell even roblox is fucked
I'm all open mouth for nerfs but not removal for personal reasons

keep 096 remove 079
you are weird
you're not the mind reader
that person is weird like for real for real
bro candice
wait its fucking bugging out again
i have to ask where would i access the crashlog if theres
an external one
Hi there
If you’re having an issue with the game, please open a technical support ticket in #technical-support
just poping in to thank the devs, mwah, you guys rock, best game since containment breach
blyat emoemo girl hubrt ball 939 is kidna thickass I FUCKING HATE YOU NATHAN
In english please
Well we got from two from that
I have said enough to fill a bingo
which
Which what
so I can ping them
.... idk
That's up to you
Is pinging a random dude
Worth a bingo
What....
Alex I'm so sorry
I think
The #server-rules should be changed
To include a role
Specifically to not flirt with alex
And JUST alex
Yes
Why am I getting flirted on at 2 am
The board
I should have never code that website....
Alex you can remove yourself from the board
Eh actually I got nothing
Hey x3j50
im already on my way out
Nah nah wait
!wran @acoustic moat skibidi toilet fan
@past dune has wranned x3j50 Reason: skibidi toilet fan
!wran @past dune most flirted with person in this chat
@still aurora has wranned itsa1ex Reason: most flirted with person in this chat
I love this gif
Expressive masks>>>>
Hallo people of the internet
👋
Hi there
Goodman :)
😔
Someone say the line
epic
Epic post ✅
@still aurora Russian + embed fail
Bingo win
Hello Noemi
K-on fan’s search history
Never watched K-on
have they made it so I can play the game now without it crashing?
shit
They made it more prone to crashing actually
We wanted something new for so long that that added new ways to crash
You could check out #technical-support I believe they have a fix of some sort
I think it's with the graphics API? I could be wrong
Guys what Scp is gonna be next
me
953
: (
A Disaster
We don't know
paiphobia
i made a ticket and they told me it was a problem with the 1.4.01 update or whatever
and they would have it fixed in a week or two
friendly reminder that it's pizza day for the foundation
I hope you die
Idc what you are
wow.
As long as you ain't a clanker
Anyways…
is it me or is scp secret lab more laggy lately
It's been the same to me
Its always laggy
Getting 200ms to fucking 500ms lately
Paiphobia
That's you lil bro
Welp femboy has been marked
you mean to tell me you aren’t interested in them?
What no
That's just a guy
A guy in a dress
But a guy
But it can’t possibly be not straight because they’re feminine
That's stupid
Would you not liking tomboys as a girl make you gay because you aren't "attracted" to masculinity
Good point
I suppose it just gets to a point in life
That you’re open to trying new things
And willing to settle for the next best option if you can’t achieve your main goal
I mean yeah and that's your choice
Me?
I'm going straight for women
NOOOOO
I WAS RIGHT THERE
WWHY FUCKING SHY GUY
i knew I should've closed the door on all my brothers
so they could go sacrifice themselves
elevator was five feet away
they wouldnt let me go bruh
I didnt do it
but next time I will
better I survive then everyone die
because everyone did die
they were the ones who attracted shy guy
Lmao people hear shy guy and be looking UP like nothings the matter
THAT SHITS DEPRESSING
I AINT KIDDING
And then when the shy guy locks onto them they run into their teammates
SPAWN W AVE WAS 1 MINUTE AWWAY
SHY GUY WAS THE LAST SCP
DUD EJUST HAD TO LOOK DOWN
WELL HE WAS A KID
Adults do it too
They just don’t gaf
And be selling the game
Whole spawnwaves wiped because people don’t know to LOOK DOWN and wait out his rage
where tf does all the special weapons go
like I get that jailbird and particle disruptor despawn
but all the fridges be open
and when I die I see no one with 127
or see a dead micro on the ground
its just all gone
from being used multiple times
like where does all of it go
i eat it
that micros pretty big and weighs a lot
127 is very yummy
so from my guess your 600 pounds
ive ate bigger
*1000 pounds
my digestive juices are so good they immediatley melt it and i fart out the mass
like i said
I aint even see anyone take 127 when I was in spectaotr
i eat it
your not in cactus patch
cactus patch doesnt stop me from eat it
whats your favorite thing to do
eat it
live
do you like to like go to the gym or eat food or do sports?
that sort of thing
I hope you fucking step on a 2 by 4 next Tuesday afternoon
That fucking screenshot
I go to the gym
and jork
NOT AT THE GYM
you're not yoshikage kira bro
In the GYM
I WWORKOUT AT THE GYM
anyone else crashing after their game loads to 90% and if so did u fix it
OK I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
LIKE IM A FREAK BUT THATS JUST GROSS
what is #general-chat even about
Boot camp
This should explain it
anyone else crashing after their game loads to 90% and if so did u fix it
Hope it's clear enough @full pond
Try opening the game with default settings
I guess you better call @polar spade
Hi @ruby igloo
Can you open a ticket in #technical-support
i did
zen said it was some unfixable glitch
and i just have to wait for an update
but i was just wondering if anyone had found a fix
Ah I see
No unfortunately, we're still waiting on the update
But it shouldn't be long now
any eta perchance
About a week. Two weeks in the absolute worst case scenario
i hope to be able to play again
Yippee
Aye wassup
Morning
This
@minor goblet current board
It should randomize random shenanigans
Idk
It be really difficult to code tho
Just make it have different images
Like how would you count a teto reference
!tetoreference
No like how would it detect it
Manual
Whaddup fellow gays
im going to make suggestion
First of all
I'm straight
@still aurora another one to cross
I am a very happy person
I once insulted Cassie and it cried
Nobody who plays this game is happy
Of fuck right
You monster
THIRD BINGO
You're right, that was an absolute lie
Working on my draft rn
Going well
!femboy command suggestion...tomorrow!!!
We had one before
Simpler times
Classic con or just becuz
Just becuz
Fair enough
I'll show off my fucking corn if I have to prove it
I might change it later on but that part doesn't really matter
The new format tends to make articles visually cooler tho imo
100% agreed
Fair enough
Assuming they arent doing some over the top editing that somehow ties into the articles story
DONT
THEN DONT SAY IM GAY
Have you tried writing an SCP yet
Ah welcome
No new teto song = (
uh huh
Definitely
Dcr needs daily teto content to live
Yes plz
Needs it on a IV drip
I'm barely living on machine love
IV
Intravenous?
Wait a minute
And birdbrain
I still haven't completed the first one
Holy fuck
Lets just say, my goose was definitely cooked
Oh
too bad neru isnt real 
yellow miku
Give my girl neru a voice box
SHE DESERVES IT
so real
Are they actually the same character just hue shifted?
well
No
Close
her voicebank is a pitch changed miku
But no
iirc
Damn
Lower pitched
Literal Glenn Leroi accepted my friend request on steam
huge
Her closest thing to a outside that voice is Morse code
Idk when idk how but he did
Bros a legend
Pretty sure it is
Yeah
isnt it the phone lmao
isnt this his account
Yes buy she uses it to speak
Like in one part of triple baka the beat of the Morse code says "hello my name is Neru"
What's a baka
its the main account when i look it up in Community on steam
Triple baka is the first song sang by both miku teto and technically neru
But again
She's basically mute
Primary colours
Have you guys ever played this one web game called Primary where you're a stick figure and have to swap between red blue and yellow mode to progress through a tower
Cuz the three make up the three main groups of synths
Miku is vocaloid
Teto is UTAU
I can't believe I still remember this game
And Neru is Fanloid
Ofc teto is also VS and VP along with UTAU
And Fanloid is largely been forgotten
Though still exists
Barely
I did not understand a word of the last 5 messages
Which ones
Nerd stuff
Not even interesting nerd stuff
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First time I've seen irl application of algebra.
GIVE ME BLEACH GOD PLEASE
Well to rephrase, during the time of Triple baka the three represented the major three groups in the synthizer industry, Miku represents Vocaloid, Teto represents Utauloid(or UTAU for short), and Neru represents fanloid(which were mostly Synths that are fan creations)
Since that song, with the exception of Miku, this has changed with Teto being associated with groups like SynthV or Voicepeak and Neru becoming less and less associated with Fanloid
These are nerd stuff?
So was giving me several paragraphs on how anime voice girl lore works.
Standards dropped
Oh yeah?
Tell me the entire sl lore
Comprehensive Lore Document of SCP:SL Last Updated: 14/06/2025 By Goodman If you find any mistakes or have any feedback, feel free to comment on the the file or contact me in the Official Secret Laboratory Discord Server (@goodman_the_user) Notes: Document uses DD/MM/YY for all dates [Source] re...
I see your point
But you asked
I didnt
Didn't ask did you
Didnt even answer me.
Baka’s a word in Japanese
All I needed
Apparently it means fool or dummy
Huh, was just about to answer
Also
I WAS NEVER TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU SAID YOU DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE LAST FIVE MESSAGES
Nerds
Then I graciously descide to give you the time of day and rephrase
Yeah, because I was making fun of how you were making no sense
And you spat in my face
Indeed I did
Ouch
Has anyone else noticed the new flamingo and skeleton F1 art
I've seen the flamingo one
Not skeleton
No btw
idk what the skeleton one looks like up close
Do you have a image
it’s who ever has the 3114 role
I don't know anyone who has that
Racist 
Already watched
Any good?
Me is sim racist
It's good.
Honestly
But yknow, it being Hollywood, some scenes had to be exaggerated a bit which then makes for a bit unrealistic nature in some scenes
@polar spade what did you try to send D:
Hold on missed it
What it say
@polar spade
I’m going to have to report you to hr for racism against the sim community the sim community has been thru so much persecution and racial oppression and for you to openly admit your racism for the sim community is simply disgusting
The F1 movie poster as a google image shortened URL
Didnt like it so i copied the photo directly
Northwood got an 18 year staff age requirement
Yeah I'm a bit old
this is false
Picking the cat i want at the vet
hi pyxel11!!11!!
im busy busy
I'm all ears
I mean eyes
Ok how bad do I got censor this
As much as an SCP article
So just send a black square
This is as much as I can show
@polar spade did you sign an nda
when people say "i cannot say" when you ask them about something its safe to assume they are/did the thing they are saying they can not admit/deny
because if he didint sign a nda he would just say "no"
Im afraid I cannot confirm nor deny that
spoken like a true politician goodman
Mostly because I find it funny
Oh and
corn mention (im nebraskan)
can i have link
Just download it
!rep @polar spade
You have just given @polar spade a reputation point!
oh i thought it was like randomly generated
Nah
You are too unpredictable
how so
Goodman appearing out of thin air?
Happens all the time
noemi getting rep
Basically 100% likely
But you?
You have takes
Everything else about you
COMPLETELY RANDOMIZED
!rep @delicate sapphire
You have just given @delicate sapphire a reputation point!
!rep @plush bolt
You can't give a rep to yourself!
!wran @delicate sapphire For making thinking about that fox that I hate
@still aurora has wranned smiley..face.. Reason: For making thinking about that fox that I hate
whats wrong with the numbers "953" smh
Ugly numbers
953
this is numeralist
Ewwwwe
i thought this server was a safe community for all
Listen I think 953 gives off bad vibes
Yes
I don't give a fuck
Now 953.5
That I can get behind
Same with 953.1
But pure
Uncensored
953?
What about -953
Gross
That one is chill
been seeing you typing for like 5 minutes and nothing
I've hiding from the teacher
We gotta buff 096
I agree
Remember to contact the moderators or message @restive walrus if anything untowards happens
why dont they just type out the entire message on a google doc and then copy and paste it over to the announcements channel
are they stupid
smh
Did something happen
If youre talking about this guy, he already did the deed
Automod blocked him
Oh lol
please update scpsl
Soon
I wonder what he had to say
Give it a guess
Scam?
Big
!rep @rancid dome
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Bwaa
Can people just take the sounds from the game and put it in their games?
It's a silly little lightning fren!
Squish him
I set him free as they are endangered
Kldhsh Pink name <3
Suits you very nicely and lovely
ty!
rizz
!rep @fossil wasp
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-# small
Gentlemen
Today I will attempt to make SCP SL work on my PC again
Every other game works perfectly on my PC
I will make this fucking game work
Nope
It’s a performance issue
Ping is like over the fucking roof
But not really in any other game
wsg
Buns pc
@gaunt talon i was gonna try to get 100% postal 1 but theres an impossible achievemnt: play on mac or linux 😭
guess i'll just do postal redux
on emulator you can ?
i am not using a emulator just for an achievemet
why the free admin concept was banned from SCP SL ? its was so good, please admin say me why
😅
Hi Chat
hello Alex
Hiii Doktor
ci bow nincompoop
Wish me luck...
Lower case SCP logo is cursed
Blahaj :3
Funny speaking, I'm at an ikea rn
meatbol
NO
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press [shift] to run
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CHAT!
Good morning
Il getting all
The store is now closed, please exit the building
cool
#buffrecoiloftheak
Buy a shark
Don't you already have one at home?
Niw i have 2
just kill him you fucking idiot
well the servers are anyways bad so
dih playground
What did you do
rage bit??!!! like a rage bait?
nw officals servers time
uh?
Yes we call it "Rules"
umm so this means... uhmm..
shoul read them
orange?
what
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, orange, tree, 12, apple
no?
thats a very bad rage bait btw
you are bad...
now shoot him
Shoot xnole
I did that once as scientist
Congrats
lol
because they never seen phantom pain
"The doctors removed my hand but i still feel it.. seems like im having.. phantom pain as its called?"
Good morning everyone

It almost like its
A SNEAK BASED ENEMY!?!?!
man
the next scp is a fox lady

they should add scp 682 but its a cut off tail that gained sentience and it chases you
No it's not
It's not gonna be that fucking fox
💀
That one vampire
how the hell would that work
they should add 196
nah fuck it bro send in 3217
Also half the scps you just listed have god like powers
How are we meant to fight them
Listen he'd just go around doing vampire things but because he's nice and just wants to like live he'd have voice lines like "Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean to kill you"
Uh huh
Lame keters..
Site 17 Pmo
Where's the HR department?
The ethics commitee
Uh idk they apear
I know GOOD scps they should add
3199 with god like ai and it can go through walls
and it lays down eggs that hatch in 2 seconds into 3199 instances that dont need a player and are trained on super computers to peform better
Why the hell would 3199 be able to go through walls
Because a giant chicken chimpanzee is boring
What is it going to do? spit eggs at you?
Giant snake chimp human
Make it a bit more interesting
When was it a snake?
I have so many good ideas for ITEM scps
holy shit this autocorrect bro
Have you never read it's document?
No
I just assume things
Are you suggesting this
in your heart
My brother in christ you are stupid
I watched a Mr ILLUSTRATED video and i thought i knew something about them
Nah because Mr. ILLUSTRATED actually goes in depth
So Ik your lying
it was a 1 minute video
Well anyways maybe before you suggest an scp
You should
Read it's document
no
literacy is dead
true
And matpat leaving game theory killed it in the fnaf community
But im reading what you guys are sending and typing though
so its not dead. dont assume such things
Rubbers existence ruined in the scp community
dont mention that shit
It's true though
A Vein popped
Well the true way to learn scp lore without reading it is watching some russian yap about it while sounding half drunk with random bass boosted music with random subtitles and the most questionable pictures of the scps on screen





