general-chat

[polar spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzeZOZbh8rs

[quick knot]

speedruns for this game are insane though

like this is one of them I seen of just fucking sniping his oxygen tank from spawn

and that is just the basic level

speedrunners do shit like launch explosive items across the map onto the roof of a house so it can then detonate at an exact time causing a chandelier to fall on the target and die by accident

[polar spade]

Yeah I never understood how the hell people can do that

[quick knot]

speedrunners are scary

[polar spade]

Damn right

They would make very effective irl hitmen

[cyan mango]

!rep @odd minnow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @odd minnow a reputation point!

[quick knot]

"yeah so, we made this level where the two targets are on different floors. One is surronded by the public and the other is behind heavily guarded security"

"the speedrunners just killed them both in 1 minute and got SASO"

[tiny tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-knight-gif-10095168295952009600

[quick knot]

SASO can be hard tho, especially when you are doing a new map

[polar spade]

Fair

[quick knot]

one wrong step and you are tresspassing and the guards open fire

"oh hey can I go here?"

"YOU ARENT ALLOWED HERE. OPEN FIRE!!!"

[polar spade]

Wander into the wrong room looking for a bathroom

Death by firing squad

[quick knot]

[polar spade]

You hear of that James Bond game the Hitman devs are working on?

[quick knot]

ye

[polar spade]

Ew screw it, Im playing Hitman then

And it needs an update

20 mins :(

[amber lintel]

I downloaded hitman

then it crashed because my hardware's outdated

then it perma blackscreened

[unreal shadow]

thats cool but go for the suit only challenge

[quick knot]

that was suit only lol

elusive targets just dont mark it for some reason

probably because they reuse maps and it would count as SO for the base mission on the map

[odd minnow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 44 minutes, 37 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[odd minnow]

😔

[cyan mango]

🥹

[strong dune]

Pickle?

[cyan mango]

i aint want no pickle

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-shark-jeff-the-shark-bad-pickle-lighter-jeff-the-shark-jeff-i-jeff-i-dont-want-no-jeff-gif-7593272981741649682

[quartz agate]

guys who is better player kao or kin????

they’re both good so far from what i’ve seen

[gilded timber]

I'll be honest, I don't know who either of those people are

[strong dune]

I'll be honest, I don't know who either of those people are

[solar glacier]

Hitman players when I…I dunno I hit them for being an assasin because killing is bad : (

You’re a BaD man Arthur Morgan…

[polar spade]

I mean the people we’re assigned to kill are criminal mastermind or high ranking members of a global shadow organisation that has done many many bad things

[unreal shadow]

i used to play hitman on a 1080ti and get over 60 fps

how old is your hardware?

[sudden hedge]

Hi

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-throw-briefcase-jetski-gif-15758520

[strong dune]

When you throw 018

[lean totem]

1080ti is basically an rtx 3060

thats not old

people are still running 1050tis

[strong dune]

Right

[unreal shadow]

the game isint hard to run on old hardware unless you turn on ray tracing

ray tracing is hard to run on hitman when i turn it on my fps shits the bed

i got from 200+ to 40

[quick knot]

bro had 2nd thoughts

[unreal shadow]

honestly tho i think hitman blood money is a better game then hitman 3

hitman 3 just feels like a generic bland hitman game idk

it isint bad

its just hitman

[quick knot]

england was a good level though

[distant junco]

MUSTARRDDDDDDD 😹🤘

[amber lintel]

I think I have like a 780

lol

[fossil oxide]

hytale is fucking dead

gta vi will come out before it, confirmed

[polar spade]

The Apex Predator at his finest

[amber lintel]

would it ever really have worked

[dense igloo]

What this guy said

I say we revolt

[lone smelt]

still down

[dense igloo]

yeah

[fossil oxide]

not in this timeline I guess

[unreal gate]

I have had this happen when I lockpick a door right next to an npc aswell

The instant recoil to press escape to reload the save is funny though

[quick knot]

holy shi

vector

[unreal gate]

Scpsl reference

[amber lintel]

I'll give it a look.

[plucky wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-indian-gif-23263843

[cyan mango]

SHAT UP

[strong dune]

Pickle?

[plucky wigeon]

no english tech support

[severe condor]

so

i got banned on roblox for 6 months

and idk what games i got

[grizzled topaz]

play more sl

[winter sedge]

The Humble SCP Secret Laboratory

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/sokorol-denaredor-tf2-medic-heavy-gif-18290426962487362350

[unreal berry]

how long does it take for a ticket to be responded to

[latent jackal]

Which kind?

[unreal berry]

tech

[latent jackal]

They'll get to you when they're free, all of them are volunteers after all

[visual acorn]

Speaking like you aren't one

[latent jackal]

No?

[visual acorn]

What

That's crazy

[latent jackal]

Im a volunteer like the rest of community management

[visual acorn]

Oh, you meant this

Ye

I hate this type of news

[rancid dome]

Leave it to the media to make airplanes, especially Boeing, look 10000x more dangerous than driving.

Sure, doesnt mean Boeing doesnt fuck up as well with their money savings bs, but still, they paint the company so badly lol

[unreal shadow]

boeing has been caught using dawn dish soap as lube because its cheaper then actual lube they also cut corners massively when it comes to repairs and maintenance honestly your safer driving

[rancid dome]

You see, Boeing might do that, but not airlines mate

As long as the airlines got the plane, they will do their own inspection and correct whatever is not right

[gentle beacon]

"Get Behind me Doctor "

[unreal shadow]

is that why boeing has been having so many problems like for instance the whole fucking door flying off mid flight during a flight?

and several ohter planes have problems

one even crashed in india a week or so ago

[rancid dome]

Maybe check the plane's age?

??

[unreal shadow]

you said inspect them no?

[rancid dome]

Well, inspection ain't gonna do shit if the aircraft is old mate.

Old parts wear off

[full pond]

Why don't we just upgrade planes with scrap metal and toothpaste

[unreal shadow]

why would the bloody airline allow it to fly if it isint safe?

[rancid dome]

Reliability goes down exponentially

[unreal shadow]

im confused on what your point is

yeah the airline checks planes to make sure there safe but if the aircraft is old and parts unreliable they arent going to let that plane fly because its a law suite wating to happen

[rancid dome]

I dont mean parts ARE unreliable, I mean that as the plane ages, parts will wear down and therefore unreliable. Not that they are in the first place.

If you check the articles, maybe you can find that the ones suffering incidents are old planes that aged

[full pond]

Why drive or go on a plane when u can go via train

[rancid dome]

You are more likely to die in a car than suffer an incident on a boeing

[rancid dome]

Train? Hell yea

They slow here tho :(

[unreal shadow]

i looked up the plane that was involved in the incident where the door flew off mid flight the plane was built in 2016

that really isint that old

it was certifed and launched in 2018

after going thru safety test's and shit

so the plane starting flying for airlines in 2018

the plane wouldint have been more then 9 years old

[full pond]

I bribed government into falsifying safety reports so I could assassinate my target

Very advanced hitman techniques

Agent 47 got nothing on me

[paper flame]

Naomi, I got a question to ask you privately if that’s OK with you

[rancid dome]

Sure!

[rancid dome]

Wait lemme check again I forgor what the model was

[unreal shadow]

737 MAX 9

[rancid dome]

Ahh kk

[paper flame]

Okay added u

[rancid dome]

1 moment

Ah yeah, the very problematic 737 9

[full pond]

Boeing 939

[rancid dome]

Honestly I have 0 clue how the FAA passes this shit lmao

But iirc, 6-7 years is not before airlines inspection. I may be wrong on this

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 1 minute, 54 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-burn-tbh-fire-gif-1464924163788048068

Op that's the wrong one

Meant to be the heart emoji

[gleaming jolt]

.

[full pond]

lowkey i think my health is cooked

i felt extremely sick

very sensitive skin and massive headaches

so i drank two redbulls

[fossil oxide]

wtf

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-schizophrenia-fast-scramble-gif-16763749347223389610

[lunar siren]

Hope you get well mr ultrakill snowflake

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-gif-22588065

[fossil oxide]

just don't drink too much redbull

[lunar siren]

🚿

[full pond]

theres no such thing as too much redbull

[fossil oxide]

but there is such a thing as NO REDBULL

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-maxverstappen-max33-keeppushing-gif-14900851

[rancid dome]

💔

[tough tapir]

Voices of the void

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/votv-voices-voices-of-the-void-kerfur-kerfus-gif-7261614384486580992

[lime bay]

Kerfur

[lime bay]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[lime bay]

!rep @fossil oxide

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil oxide a reputation point!

[lime bay]

[frigid lake]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-fosh-drinks-bonk-tf2-gif-22168967

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1052301071466373140/1386987403494948894/photo_2025-06-24_13-33-09.jpg?ex=685bb42d&is=685a62ad&hm=cbc605341a5238b5bfb7c334bd502f9821184770e102a4374fcde1565694b98f&=&format=webp&width=261&height=249

this server discriminating my pics

[severe condor]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/chihaya-anon-anon-chihaya-bang-dream-bang-dream-its-mygo-bang-dream-its-mygo-episode-12-gif-3930304106434746850

[severe condor]

just cause i felt like it

also i didnt know you were awake

[rancid dome]

I am almost always awake

Plus, it's afternoon here :)

[severe condor]

sl staff never sleep ig

[rancid dome]

No no, we do

[severe condor]

very funny

[rancid dome]

My sleep schedule is just fucked

[severe condor]

that made me laugh

[polar spade]

Sleep is for the weak

[vagrant ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1162455726506119360/1193184721979592835/image_2.gif

[severe condor]

get back to your fucking basement

and go work

[rancid dome]

RedBull keeps me awake for weeks

🔥

[polar spade]

Who the hell are you?

[severe condor]

a jobless bum

thats who i am

[polar spade]

[severe condor]

wait

no

i do have a job

[warm arch]

Hubert's slave

[severe condor]

its calling playing sl

scp: secret lab is a job

[rancid dome]

Imagine playing sl

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/project-mix-smoking-cat-gif-11548873271582504562

[severe condor]

moderator talking btw

[rancid dome]

You should check out my last play date

[severe condor]

let me see

5 years ago?

[polar spade]

I had one very good round this morning
Then got off and had to do my KI job

[severe condor]

and no Northwood working?

fired

[rancid dome]

You also have a position in KI?

[severe condor]

on the spot

whats KI?

[polar spade]

Yeah, plugin dev

[rancid dome]

What do you do in KI?

Ahhhh

[severe condor]

I don't get what techinal support does

[polar spade]

Is that even still around?

[severe condor]

do yall like check servers or look for bugs

[rancid dome]

He does Technical support

[polar spade]

If you're experiencing issues with your game like slow connection or crashes

[rancid dome]

Died like 3 years ago

I killed it

[polar spade]

Yeah, didn't they get into a big fight with NW or smth

[severe condor]

so like chaos theory?

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-can't-sleep-no-sleep-iron-man-gif-11908026668375463291

[polar spade]

Still don't know what happened
Something about defending a staff member?

[severe condor]

Ddos

[rancid dome]

I wouldn't like to discuss that details here

[severe condor]

man we are ALL (yes we) staff here

[rancid dome]

Your game keeps dying? Thats TS job. You can't connect? Thats also their job. Server problems? Also theirs

[severe condor]

oh also how do you even use badges in sl

[severe condor]

so what do you do

[rancid dome]

I moderate discord

[severe condor]

no bans today

nor yesterday

nor mutes

prob

[rancid dome]

I mean...

Do you want to make it happen?

[severe condor]

better question

what did i do

[rancid dome]

Here lemme help you with this

!shoot @severe condor

[snow umbra]

prospect._.#0 has been muted in this server.

[severe condor]

this some bullshit

[rancid dome]

Now there's a mite, right?

[severe condor]

no reason provided💀

[rancid dome]

You can't say I didnt do anything now

[severe condor]

no logs?

[rancid dome]

There is

[severe condor]

for what

[rancid dome]

☕

[severe condor]

wheres your reason for muting me

called staff abuse

[rancid dome]

I mean... you set yourself up lol

[severe condor]

Hubert

firing squad in sl please

goes to @rancid dome btw

also the fact you didnt give me a rep point aswell

💔💔💔

[rancid dome]

hmmmm

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 9 hours, 51 minutes, 27 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

no can do

[severe condor]

heart broken

💔

[rancid dome]

Firing squad? in-game?

[severe condor]

for you

as a gift for muting me

[rancid dome]

^

[severe condor]

pls no more mutes

[rancid dome]

Then dont set yourself up

[severe condor]

that wasnt my fault that time

[rancid dome]

You were saying I prob did nothing lol

no bans, no mutes

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929251463622967299/965123147600912384/speed.gif

[severe condor]

i wasnt wrong

i mean

besides me

when was the last time that happened

[rancid dome]

You were wrong

I did just handle something earlier today. Not everything has to be in public

[severe condor]

i always wonder if theres cheaters in sl

i never seen one

[rancid dome]

There are cheaters

[severe condor]

besides youtube with the shyguy clip

[rancid dome]

They just arent that common

[severe condor]

rare

[polar spade]

That just means our Anti Cheat team and global mods are good are their jobs

[rancid dome]

so good you see people come to complain here very often that they got banned 🔥
(They are actually cheaters)

And then we are usually the first to respond
^oh hey look! That's something we do

[severe condor]

there is an anti cheat in the game right?

[rancid dome]

Well, yes

SL-AC

Every X.X.1 update are usually AC updates and minor in-game changes

[velvet mason]

It's come a long way

It used to kill u for jumping

[rancid dome]

yea lmao

[polar spade]

!reshade

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727217050807828550/868202424773521499/reshade.mp4

[rancid dome]

Remember when 173 used to freeze in the air when looked at and you'll get kicked? Lmao

[severe condor]

didnt it used to kill you in old sl for like jumping on someones head?

[velvet mason]

just having the audacity for being in the air for more than one second would trigger it

I forgot the AC exists tho so they must be doing something right

[severe condor]

so every update its added

[rancid dome]

updated*

It's been added years ago

[severe condor]

im unc but im not that unc

maybe you guys are

not me though

[lunar siren]

I mean

i know a guy that should get stabbed

[warm arch]

dead chat?

[severe condor]

been dead

[warm arch]

ahh no

[severe condor]

people only here for updates

i don't get why they won't just

ping everyone

[rancid dome]

There are everyone pings

[polar spade]

Some people like talking on this server

[velvet mason]

It's pretty late

[severe condor]

all of us

ofc

even though

people don't even talk here

gets boring

[warm arch]

I just realized that Scp sl is 8 yrs old

[polar spade]

What are you talking about?
SL released in 2017... oh

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

[severe condor]

i wonder whats going to happen when sl turns 10 years old

[warm arch]

No one will play

I hate those new versions

[rancid dome]

scp sl 2 drops 🔥

[warm arch]

Only one scp sl good version is megapatch 2

[severe condor]

i want hubert to build the old sl again

[warm arch]

everything else is shit

[polar spade]

!scpslclassic

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/scp-sl-classic-833703896002068510

[severe condor]

when the fuck

well

that works too

how do it work though

[polar spade]

Join it and follow the instructions.
People host servers for older versions all the time

[severe condor]

its all in fucking russian

[warm arch]

I thought almost everyone know this server....

[polar spade]

There's English channels

[warm arch]

Конечно, сервер же от россиян

а что ты хотел?

[severe condor]

i know it is

but like

damn

[polar spade]

But its primarily for Russian users since they're restricted

[severe condor]

isnt sl fixing that in the main game

[polar spade]

Not sure exactly how it all works, but I know that Russian players tend to play on older versions more often

[warm arch]

I think that scp classic owner is russian

ahh yes

he is

[polar spade]

Makes sense

[tranquil jolt]

Its a map update again

🥚

[polar spade]

Personally I enjoy the newer version of SL rather than the less refined versions.

[warm arch]

Newer versions of sl is shit

[polar spade]

How so?

[tranquil jolt]

none of the version of this game are good

desync will always exist

[warm arch]

Who likes those new 3d models?

[severe condor]

old model were better

[polar spade]

Best version of SL was pre-2017

[polar spade]

I think most people actually

CI looks amazing

[warm arch]

I hate new keycards

[polar spade]

I love the new CI model

[severe condor]

thats the only good thing about it

the rest nahh

[warm arch]

uhhh, I want old logicer

[polar spade]

New Class-D is literally just the old one but updated

[severe condor]

mtf looks like smth from half life

[severe condor]

ass

old models better

just keep chaos

[polar spade]

Orange shoes ain't doing it for you?

[tranquil jolt]

old d mogs

[severe condor]

NAH

[warm arch]

agree

[severe condor]

i want blu

red

hell

all the colors

[polar spade]

I think the shoes are the only style difference between new and old CD

[severe condor]

.

[polar spade]

I still find the beanie incredibly impratical

[warm arch]

Who likes new keycards? I dont really understand this people

[polar spade]

Like why would you give them beanies

[severe condor]

um

cause it looks better

[polar spade]

What if they hide a gun or smth in there

Smh

Foundation has no sense of security or safety

[severe condor]

just make ingame purchases

[polar spade]

I don't see how that would fix it

[severe condor]

for like changing your suit color

and maybe hubert MAYBE might pay you

unless you just get

wordle

[latent jackal]

Blinded by nostalgia

[severe condor]

flashbang yourself

[polar spade]

Nostalgia is a cognitohazard after all

[latent jackal]

They should wear the new NTF helmets, that'll help that issue

[polar spade]

Indeed

[severe condor]

working at northwood btw

[polar spade]

Everyone who doesn't like the new NTF are infected with the cognitohazard

It all makes sense

[severe condor]

my question was like from yesterday

for the scp:sl helpers

[polar spade]

What question?

[severe condor]

what even happened that changed

[polar spade]

Wdym changed?

[latent jackal]

Time changes us all

[severe condor]

noemi said smth about mod or helper used to be 16+

but then was changed to 18

or higher

atleast thats what i remember

[tranquil jolt]

whats the teaser about

[severe condor]

its either that or i might be on smth

[latent jackal]

Oh right, HR nuked the helper system

[tranquil jolt]

#game-announcements

[polar spade]

Elevation

Or something

Idk

[severe condor]

HR?

[polar spade]

I just deal with the tech stuff

[tranquil jolt]

whats that

[polar spade]

Human Resources

[tranquil jolt]

looks like a map update

[latent jackal]

It could be, it might not be

[polar spade]

They're adding a new elevator zone

[latent jackal]

Only time will tell

[polar spade]

Just a zone full of elevators

[severe condor]

what or who is HR?

[gaunt talon]

Human resources

[polar spade]

Northwood has a Human Resources department

[latent jackal]

Human Resources is a department

[polar spade]

HR in businesses handle employees, such as hiring or letting go of employees, handling conflict between workers, responding to internal complaints

[severe condor]

and yall trusted 16 year olds with that?

[polar spade]

No, helpers were never part of HR

[tranquil jolt]

how does that work

what the hell

[severe condor]

so were helpers just like testers for new updates

[polar spade]

HR decided that 16 yo are no longer allowed to work in NW

[latent jackal]

No one on the HR team were ever that age, the helpers were discord, tech, or amateur programmer guys.

[polar spade]

Not sure since the whole helper programme was before my time

I think they were essentially like interns for the studio helping in small roles

[severe condor]

ohh

[latent jackal]

Indeed

[severe condor]

i lowkey thought the helpers were just for like

testing the update

or smth

like new items and shit

[latent jackal]

That's QA

[polar spade]

That's what the Quality Assurance department is for

[severe condor]

so are you saying likr

helpers were pretty much only mods

[rancid dome]

QA helper is still kinda a thing

[latent jackal]

Well, theres a whole server for it that's public

[severe condor]

i thought patreon was that

[polar spade]

We still use child labour?

[rancid dome]

There used to be TA, Dmod Helper, and OSM Helper

[severe condor]

can you list all those? and what they did

[polar spade]

I believe the current manager of the Discord used to be a D-mod helper

[rancid dome]

It's like the normal NW role, but less benefits

yes

[severe condor]

so like they didnt have studios?

[rancid dome]

more like they werent fully part of the studio

[severe condor]

but like half

cause i feel like your trying to say they just created models and sent it to the nw staff who did have studios

[polar spade]

No way guys
Lucid is a patreon supporter

[inland burrow]

I'm a player of SCP: Secret Laboratory. But recently, I found that every time I open the game and just enter the main menu, it crashes. However, my computer configuration and network are both fine. Could any experts help me? How can I get into the game?😫 😫

[severe condor]

@polar spade

its your time to shine

[latent jackal]

Open a#technical-support ticket

[polar spade]

Hi there,
Can you open a ticket in #technical-support

[polar spade]

That's my job :(

[severe condor]

crazy

[latent jackal]

I help people here too man

[rancid dome]

No.

[latent jackal]

You help with crashes, I help people get to you

[rancid dome]

Think of like the full position, but you're not old enough to do jobs

[polar spade]

Better to just cut the middle man out

[rancid dome]

This essentially what the helper program was

[proud hazel]

my eyes hurts from playing scpsl

[inland burrow]

My English isn't very good. Please give me some time. I need to use a translation app.话。

[latent jackal]

Can you warn and mute people?

[severe condor]

then take a break

not that hard

oh wait

your sl players

you don't take breaks

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/threatning-jedi-palpatine-chancellor-gif-14403782

[proud hazel]

I dont take a break

break takes me

👍

[severe condor]

headout

now

[proud hazel]

no

[severe condor]

go back to child labor aka called scp:sl

work and kill more

go get the micro

[polar spade]

Or take a nap

That's what I'd do

[inland burrow]

I'm not good at submitting work orders.

Have you ever encountered this kind of flashback problem before?

[tulip cargo]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tulip cargo]

who want

[real rapids]

Hi

Kto dayn

?

[severe condor]

me

[tulip cargo]

!rep @severe condor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @severe condor a reputation point!

[tulip cargo]

[severe condor]

thank you

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/just-passing-through-scp-scp-sl-mtf-beta-gif-11170824004665350882

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/chihaya-anon-anon-chihaya-bang-dream-bang-dream-its-mygo-bang-dream-its-mygo-episode-12-gif-3930304106434746850

[tough tapir]

Bwaa

[delicate sapphire]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Yay

[glass ibex]

Sa

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[lime bay]

I'm

[smoky plume]

!rep @smoky plume

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[smoky plume]

😡

[smoky plume]

You’ve taken everything from me machine

[hazy notch]

💀

[coarse isle]

Why does SPC: SL crash so often now

I cant play ten minutes without it crashing

[polar spade]

@coarse isle Can you try opening a ticket in #technical-support ?

[coarse isle]

alr

[last steppe]

May I ask what evidence and information I need to retain if I discover a cheater on my server, and to whom should I report it?

[minor goblet]

Do you have RA?

[winter sedge]

Same here

It fucked with me twice

[last steppe]

If you're referring to the remote management panel, then yes, I am the administrator of the server.

[winter sedge]

I got a micro and goggles on my way to gate A and had a guard escorting me and i crashed

And when i was escorting a scientist as guard i crash

[minor goblet]

If not you can always report them by pressing n for the server list and report the player using the warning triangle symbol.

If its for owners and staff of a server. For a valid ban to be issued you need

• a full video containing
  A: what they are doing
  B: in the video it needs to contain the info of thr player (such IP and auth ticket)
  C: And always ban them in the video

[winter sedge]

They don't fucking like me escaping and helping someone escape

[polar spade]

Game crash?

[winter sedge]

I remember in chaos theory some edgelord spammed the racist Peter Griffin "meme" using a soundboard and reported him instantly

[winter sedge]

Yep

[minor goblet]

Server staff has to take care of that

Not Northwood staff

[polar spade]

So is this a frequent thing when you get to surface?

[winter sedge]

So verbal stuff is server stuff and cheating stuff is northwood?

[winter sedge]

Yeah and entrance

Light never but in heavy sometimes

[polar spade]

Check your game settings and tell me what option Graphics API is set to

[somber raptor]

Fun fact: Minecraft gravity is ~1.6 times stronger than earth's gravity

[winter sedge]

Would but I can't check rn

[minor goblet]

We deal with basically

• any kinda of EULA violation
• Any violation of the VSR
• Players who are cheating and or in violation of a EULA that is enough to get them a global ban from the game.

[winter sedge]

But ima let you know sometime

[polar spade]

When you get a chance, try setting it to DX11 or 12 and play a few rounds
If it still crashes, open a ticket in #technical-support

[winter sedge]

Alr bet thanks

[minor goblet]

Also @strange niche guess what valve is asking for

[polar spade]

Bet?
What are we betting on?

[winter sedge]

Only losers hack in skillbase games so they could "win"

[winter sedge]

The removal of 096

[minor goblet]

If I would get a dollar every time I heard that. I would be rich

[winter sedge]

Money

[last steppe]

The video evidence I need to provide should include the cheating behavior, the player's information, the remote management panel QR code, and the process of banning the player — is that correct? Also, how should I submit the video to the official team afterward?

[minor goblet]

Just tick 64id, IP and then auth ticket in the video as well, should be good. As any images sent after that is invalid

All info must be contained in the video.

[last steppe]

Thank you for the clarification! Just to confirm — how should I submit the video to the official team, and who should I send it to?

[minor goblet]

If you are a verified server you should have access to the Polaris bot

[somber raptor]

Fun fact 2: Minecraft atmospheric pressure is about four times earth's. Also, Minecraft worlds are less dense than earth

[orchid kraken]

best forever

[fallow night]

what do i do if my game cant connect to the central servers?

[serene coyote]

Are u from Russia?

[fallow night]

yep

tsl beta or what is it called didnt help

if youre about that

[valid elbow]

Minecraft is also a cube

[serene coyote]

1. say about it in https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/eventcomments/603033663617154042
2. If TLS beta not help use VPN or other ways

[fallow night]

my game works like once in the day but after the game session it says something about authentication

vpns dont work for me too

[serene coyote]

guh

I see a lot of comments saying that the tls beta won't help them today

https://tenor.com/view/big-brother1984-1984-big-brother-big-brother-is-watching-you-george-orwell-gif-24454773

[fallow night]

🐄

[true sky]

no browsing scp sl content

[fallow night]

ig i have to wait until it fixes itself

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/java-duke-everywhere-computer-phone-gif-2655662629958065522

[fallow night]

oh

it connected now

yippeeeeee

[grand nova]

bro

these grown ass men keep moaning inter there mic in server 1 dr brights

[fallow night]

thats normal

[grand nova]

i hope they dont have wives

or their wives would think they're cheating

[fallow night]

i was in fullrp server and one guy was clapping the dog

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[tulip temple]

https://tenor.com/view/sodor-insurrection-scp-gif-25662009

[tranquil jolt]

desync fix when

[gentle beacon]

Meow

[orchid kraken]

getting bullied another level

[woeful sierra]

Just reminding everyone to have a great day today!
Go out there and give it your all!💖

[strong dune]

NO

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/taser-cat-cat-meme-cats-kitty-gif-5097067072074960556

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914005514059415592/1386506386963300485/brandbird_2.gif

[delicate sapphire]

Shouldn't it be the opposite?

[upper raven]

shotgun is so broken

when moving

[hasty summit]

Broken as in really unreliable or actually good

Cause its a mix of both

[unkempt sierra]

finally

scp sl has been saved

[serene coyote]

Ragebaiter

[plucky spindle]

how do you get scp 127?

[serene coyote]

Who

[mossy hatch]

can anyone tell me how the map looks like first time playing and I got lost instantly

[valid silo]

Do you mean the layout of the zones?

[mossy hatch]

yes

[valid silo]

Cuz those are diffrent each game

I know light and entrance are layouts but idk if HCZ is layouts too or randomly generated

[fallow kite]

It’s found in its own special room in heavy containment

[mossy hatch]

oh cuz I still dont really understand the game that much

[valid silo]

Yeah

It's designed to be confusing

[fallow kite]

Everything but surface is randomly generated, you’re supposed to get lost.

[valid silo]

Not exactly

Light and entrance are layouts

Not purely random generation

Idk if new heavy is

[mossy hatch]

well im not playing as scp again so i can just follow someone

[valid silo]

Honestly just walk until you find whatever place you want

Go on the edges

That's usually where important rooms are

[fallow kite]

I don’t mean like absolutely randomly generated mb, just not the same every game lol

[mossy hatch]

what are the important rooms, I just now scp team kills everyone

[valid silo]

Yeah

[mossy hatch]

and the goals

[valid silo]

For light it's like the 914 room and candy and also any room with keycards / lockers

For heavy it's micro and 127 roo.

[orchid kraken]

@valid silo

[valid silo]

There's alot

[mossy hatch]

im guessing 127 is that gun?

[fallow kite]

The talking gun yeah

[valid silo]

Why me?

[valid silo]

Yes

[orchid kraken]

Ur red

[valid silo]

Watch the SL guides guy

[mossy hatch]

oh okay

[valid silo]

Alot of the stuff is not badly outdated

[mossy hatch]

thank you for your help

[fallow kite]

Most of the stuff you’ll figure out eventually. Just gotta play a few hundred rounds.

[valid silo]

https://youtu.be/iA07J7khbGs?si=cglw-rHyCjAyE140

This guy's playlists also have videos that are less outdated

But they're still a fun watch

[mossy hatch]

okay thx

[valid silo]

Just play the game more and you'll figure mostly everything out

[orchid blade]

FoxGame laborotory server is fucked, the host was hacked and 3000 people were banned via remote console in SCP SL

👍

[unkempt sierra]

just yesterday a russian started yelling hard rs and calling everyone black jew

it fits perfectly with their mentality of "everyone around us is an enemy"

i havel ike 3 clips

🙏

[upper raven]

peak

[fallow kite]

Well I don’t really play any servers outside from the top ones, but hopefully they can get it back under control?

[serene coyote]

U sound like a shizo

[unkempt sierra]

i'm a native russian speaker and grew in their community

how about you

[serene coyote]

7 years playing sl on polish, eu, us, ru and ua servers

[unkempt sierra]

LOL

[serene coyote]

And yeah i still native russian speaker

[orchid blade]

Sorry, the creator of the project burned out and decided to delete the server, he is currently serving in the army (By the way, the server is Russian, it was a hard RP with a TON of plugins)

[unkempt sierra]

так браток в чем проблема

"кругом враги"

[serene coyote]

And not everyone ru/pl/en/ua and other players say bad words like ur example

And english plz

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[unkempt sierra]

KEEEEEEEEK

that's what i thought

7 years of playing on servers you don't know anything they say on

curious curious

you can surely learn a langauge that way

and mentality

while not being tethered to it at all

[serene coyote]

Нихуя ты конечно выдал

[unkempt sierra]

ты где родился

[serene coyote]

If u want to talk with me on ru language talk witm me in dm

[unkempt sierra]

ну все

диалог закрыт

[serene coyote]

But i will ignor u mr random user from internet

[unkempt sierra]

разбит по фактам

[orchid blade]

что вы как неопредлённые то на англ то на ру

[valid silo]

!langru

[orchid blade]

ужасы

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[orchid blade]

sorry

[valid silo]

Hables englis here

No hables russkie

[lime bay]

!langru

Hmm

[lime bay]

English bro

[orchid blade]

i know

[lime bay]

I understand you perfectly

[serene coyote]

Btw this guy was really good ragebaiter

[lime bay]

you're right

[strange niche]

no fucking way

[unkempt sierra]

tf2 sloptubers are having a field day

[minor goblet]

Either

new mission

or

They are adding more maps to current ones

[unkempt sierra]

"hi could you make a map for us" LOOOOOOOOL

GUYS LOOOK TF2 UPDATE!!!!

COMMUNITY MAP!

[strange niche]

honestly a dead giveaway that they are working on something is the way they are writing the post

[minor goblet]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1540982257&searchtext=MvM
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1827403325

Both maps i love in mvm

From the community whos made em

[valid silo]

Peak

[true sky]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[true sky]

✌️

[true sky]

Team fortress 2 Episode 1

[lunar siren]

One can dream

Tf2 2

[rancid dome]

Gang how does this happen

Not my main drive

No, you wont get unbanned

That would be ban evasion mate

I dont

Cuz it's not my job

[tight ermine]

!ban 1380605497274667099

Nope

[rancid dome]

☕

[tight ermine]

Dumbass

[rancid dome]

ty Quincy

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[plush bolt]

what happened

[tight ermine]

Silly guy

Not very smart :(

[past dune]

Hiiii chat

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

@tough tapir

[past dune]

wait what

!maid @cinder sapphire

ah

I was like "no way"

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/chihaya-anon-anon-chihaya-bang-dream-bang-dream-its-mygo-bang-dream-its-mygo-episode-12-gif-3930304106434746850

Ty so much!

[cinder sapphire]

dumb

[past dune]

Noemi farming reps

[tough tapir]

!rusty

@cinder sapphire

Tho you repped noemi

Ig a little less rusty

this time

[cinder sapphire]

you

[tulip cargo]

glorp

[tough tapir]

your wife

[serene coyote]

me

[true sky]

you must get lotta bitches

[valid elbow]

?

[untold wyvern]

1 fuckin word

[lean turret]

Out of sheer curiosity, what context did you use that word in?

[untold wyvern]

as a joke

an admin made my friend big and i said fattie

got banned for 3 days

[lean turret]

It appears Roblox moderation, as far as I keep hearing, continues to be absolutely subpar. I am glad I gave up the platform a very long time ago 😅.

[untold wyvern]

atleast i can play tf2 now

[lean turret]

A fair fact, sire.

[lime bay]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 30 minutes, 14 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[glossy coyote]

@uncut pecan Don't be posting IPs in general

[uncut pecan]

thomas dont start with me

[tight ermine]

You're the one posting IPs in general 😭

[uncut pecan]

quincy you 2?

[stone quiver]

i think you have bain damage

[serene coyote]

asdsvd

[past dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/472407010042707989/1387110351488684113/attachment.gif

oh no

embed fail

[serene coyote]

epic embed fail

[past dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cute-wet-pussy-bath-gif-8877903969677568917

[hearty stirrup]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1155125550541717504/1205425895053983754/E59321BC-A727-4EC4-9204-4DD36F4ABEEF-1.gif

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-gif-9875677717620262384

[past dune]

...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/472407010042707989/1387110351488684113/attachment.gif

why tho

bruh

[uncut pecan]

zenlet you wanna be like that?

[stone quiver]

i’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible car that burns your house down!

[hearty stirrup]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493087700920827914/1123415770228064266/image_2023-06-27_195252568.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1385282842459639960/7320831648431688416.gif

2 gif story

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-cat-cat-stare-rigby-tongue-gif-12118654088387148905

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/biolit-gif-14971939248881135206

[past dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-with-tongue-cat-smiling-gif-11949735780193730026

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/rigbycat-rigby-cat-shadow6736-iamrigbycat-funny-gif-2985618463653699699

[serene coyote]

cat gif story

[past dune]

joinks

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/stars-cat-baby-small-pathetic-gif-16212806501250617602

[tame hollow]

Rigby cat

[stone quiver]

When life gives you car gifs, don’t send them. Make life take the car gifs back! Get mad!

[past dune]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-cat-meme-silly-cat-gif-4266327784702766845

[stone quiver]

I don’t want your damn car gifs, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?

[past dune]

be happy

[serene coyote]

be happy

[uncut pecan]

@hearty stirrup @tight ermine @glossy coyote all of you dont even start with me i havent drink my morning coffee\ yet

[past dune]

@mods mass staff ping

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

my reaction to this "morning coffee"

[past dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

[glossy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-16845131085575080056

[gilded timber]

Coffee isn't that good for you :(

[serene coyote]

@mod

is here.

[stone quiver]

@addon

[gilded timber]

Neither is that gif

[past dune]

what the ..

Zemmeron..

[valid silo]

That is why I drink tea!

[stone quiver]

Demand to see life’s manager!

[serene coyote]

my gif

[valid silo]

@moderator

[lime bay]

Hi all

!rep @everyone

[severe condor]

wow so many active people

[stone quiver]

@modification

[snow umbra]

Member "@​everyone" not found.

[lime bay]

:[

[serene coyote]

who killed my gif

[valid silo]

Rep me!

Rep me!!!

[uncut pecan]

i think i should get a mod just cuz im pretty

[lime bay]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 9 minutes, 6 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[past dune]

No reps :b

[valid silo]

D:

[lime bay]

I can't

XD

[valid silo]

This is a sad day

Who shalt I rep

[lime bay]

Why?

[past dune]

Quincy

[serene coyote]

dont make a bad things guys

[valid silo]

!rep @tight ermine

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!

[valid silo]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 59 minutes, 57 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[valid silo]

Cool to know

It's 12 hours

[serene coyote]

you must support our dictature

!rep 574348751506898944

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[valid silo]

Should I rep hubert...

[gilded timber]

!rep 731179543884464268

[snow umbra]

You have just given @serene coyote a reputation point!

[serene coyote]

!hubertrep

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1271677156946083951/rephubert.gif?ex=66b83524&is=66b6e3a4&hm=654a724d5cdd1639f1d9362cb8c72d3b0b8e18c25f1705290a42046eeeceafcb&

[past dune]

You can but only with id

[valid silo]

But like

[serene coyote]

you can with nickname

[valid silo]

Wouldn't it say

[past dune]

also that

[valid silo]

"You just have given a reputation point to hubert moszska"

And @ him

So technically

Pinging hubert too

[gilded timber]

It doesn't actually ping him, Discord bot magic

[past dune]

nope

[gilded timber]

Just like how this doesn't ping me

[valid silo]

What?!

Welll

[past dune]

yup

[harsh quiver]

how to use CASSIE

[valid silo]

!rep 242306234269696000

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 55 minutes, 32 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[valid silo]

Awh dang

I forgot

[gilded timber]

In-game or on this Discord?

[valid silo]

Looks like I'll do it in 12 hours

[harsh quiver]

DC

[iron pulsar]

Lucid (Mostly_Lucid) smells

[past dune]

LMAO

[gilded timber]

You can run !help in #bot-commands for a basic list, is there anything specific you want to do?

[harsh quiver]

!help

[harsh quiver]

ok i know

thanks

[past dune]

What did he do to you?

[tacit topaz]

I know this was a while ago but nah, I get the premise of a desktop pc and blah blah blah, but recently I've found myself enjoying the convenience and portability of a laptop, despite the inherent fragility

I haven't played the game in a long time (probably won't be playing it again any time soon tho) but I saw the steam store page and it looks like overall, everything improved in terms of looks and overhauls

It looks great

[gilded timber]

Infinite is just very mean :(

[tacit topaz]

Did they add voice commands or any features since the scopophobia update?

[past dune]

!wran @iron pulsar

its not here awh

[iron pulsar]

He smells

straight up

[past dune]

i forgot where it was

[iron pulsar]

Imagine the musk of a guy after sweating in Australia all his life

[past dune]

How do you know?

[iron pulsar]

must reek 😤

[valid silo]

Yeah I attest to that

Lucid smells

I can smell it all the way through the screen

[past dune]

Poor Lucid

[iron pulsar]

Can you not smell him? Even from across the globe the stench is absolutely horrendous.

[past dune]

Nope :v

Lucid is a nice guy

that doesn't smell

[valid silo]

Yout nose seems to not work alex

[past dune]

yall mean

[true sky]

mf replying to a 1 month old reply

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-mgs-mgs3-metal-gear-solid-che-gif-793405683592836141

The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph

[cinder sapphire]

I got a pc ;)

[valid elbow]

Idk maybe?

[past dune]

Yes it is

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1385728821298335744/Scientist_be_like.gif

[past dune]

Use #advertisements

[orchid kraken]

might be really ad

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @velvet mason

[snow umbra]

You have just given @velvet mason a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

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Hi fellas

[rocky adder]

Hi

[past dune]

Hiiii

[fossil wasp]

hiii

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https://tenor.com/view/theolrazzledazzle-saturday-yeet-win-sneaky-gif-14857183

[past dune]

B?

why

[upper raven]

When buff shotgun

[past dune]

Why would a B stand for crouching

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hallo

[past dune]

Noemiii

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Tryna understand more code rn

[past dune]

Need help?

[rancid dome]

going for some beginners shit first

[rancid dome]

Maybe a good source would help

[tame hollow]

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