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I remembered 
We have a Content warning for features firearms in a capacity where they are used against other humans and inhuman entities, contains strong violence, blood, horror, as well as potentially disturbing imagery and in game voice chat.
But there's no age rating so I guess we'll go with the steam's age rating of 13 and above yeah.
But in reality because of the online voice chat alone this game's age rating (in Australia anyways) would be Teen/M15+
also I could be very wrong and looking in the wrong place
Gotcha
Wait so russian roulette doesnt change the age rating at all?
It would still be a very big no as that kind of feature wouldn't be allowed in some countries as I stated before
Add Even more gore to SL.
no what i mean is
we already have russian roulette in the game, no?
In some capacity at least
No we don't

For no reason, got it!
It's a neat little thing
nice quality of life change
and still players cannot tell when coins land on heads or tails

?
What?
i meant other players cant tell if YOUR coin lands on heads or tails
Mb

Yeah it was added, but no difference in animation/sfx depending on coin outcome
So idk ;-;
1 million and not one less
If more, even better
All at onceโฆ
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rating isn't an issue
country ban on the other hand
I did say that the game would get blacklisted in a few countries if something like that was added
Yeesh
nmrih isn't banned anywhere doe...
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Thank you for this gif
I only just got this myself when I sent that lol
All hail the million beers
Who said it already hasn't been
Daily Spongdal
How about spongano in Tarento, Italy?
not as funny
who here likes men
I like men AND women
i dont
Why is it called men and women and not mewon and women
(acc it was twice)
woMEN
think about it liberals
english so good for making a gender and our species the same fucking word
or most languages actually
@coarse swan me
He does what often
that says "posten" with an old s
EMBED FAIL

Fr
add an extra u to every single word to piss off the americans
im so hungry i can eat a
a cow
what a nice car
Cer
Can the Northwood budget afford 2 public brain cells for the server members to use?
explain
gonna start my own studio called Southstone, and make a game called VRH: Public Outdoors
gonna make a gif of a cat sitting down with a still tail, with the caption you hate drinking water
gonna make a gif of a cow eating out of a tray with the caption a horse
hello chat
Cat
And im gonna make a copy of it called SCP secret Lab
honestly a servers in entrance would be cool
Why duplicate a room when you could make a new room
You know
New stuff
Adding new stuff to the game
you mean a new scp that makes SCPs lives much harder to play?
dont u dare
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yo hey im trying to start my own server what is a good hosting service i can use
other than terabit
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Fuck you
thats a 10 dollar bacon egg and cheese
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What
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Oh ok
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RIP
My bad
itโs fine
Hi
Fucking schizo
Give me my phonk back ๐ฅ
Js gv me my phnk bck ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
ts nvm ๐ฅ
!rep
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Phonk๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Check patreon chat!!!
You will never be a cat
Miaow
bomb~~
bruh
how do i check my credit score
Nooooooo(((
Stupid anti cheat
How about a Anti cheat 2018-2025
Stupid stairs
WHEEL OF FATE
Clearly rigged
2027-2024 DIe
Ur not even in bra
Yep
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Blud cannot catch a break
That should be sent to #game-announcements
I removed the ping
Mods, dont kill me
when the CEO is shitposting
Assposting
why is mediawiki under maintenance 
hey im trying to host a scp server but but terabit is not working for me does anyone have a good site i can use?
for a second I thought you were Terranhawk
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Terran has a NW staff role next to his name
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did you join their discord to ask for help
im havin issues with joining my dedicated server. where do i report this?
i love how every ohter scp has some sort of special death animation or sound but doctor just ragdolls when he dies
high quality gif
"slipped on a banan"
how much cost the beta?
Dog used to ragdoll but they changed that
5$
where i can buy it?
thx
u know when the game relase for everyone?
you're welcome
no
wait is it really the $5 tier
I thought it was the $10
I might be stupid
yes, it was lowered some time ago
bro
I'm so good at this
Whatโd we do :(
Bitch ass mf unity crash
Oh
dang erul being rude
What are you gonna do to fix this Cassette Queen?
I STILL FACE THE SAME ISSUE WITH A NEW PC
Coordinate feedback
I recommend checking #technical-support and if you canโt find something to fix the issue, open a ticket
Loading level stuck at 3 on every directX my mbps is 350
Im gonna have to check my entire pc
otherwise gg
OH
NVIDIA DECIDES TO USE INTEGRATED GPU, VERY GENIUS
Alright man
Anyways guys
After 800 hours
Im getting tired of the gameplay loop
Can we please get something new
You're burnt out
I keep making anti cola and cola to simulate a pink candy
Yaah wah screw one nuh yuh
What do you guys do to have fun in scp sl?
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Conscientiousness is not a real word
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Smoke weed
Okay..
Ummmmm
hello friends
After putting all the data from a bunch of assessments I took into ChatGPT, I got a life score of 60/100
yes
lore accurate Larry gameplay
i mean a radical man love the hunt
the rot consumes
https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1911113724200419715 you have got to be shitting me
Things are getting heated in #scp-discussion
Is this good or bad
Not really into cod
BAD
I love black ops 2
Another AAA game that goes into Japan
And 3
corporates have run out of ideas by now
@fossil wasp
I love gary
hah, gay!
Guys i have a question, my scp game runs in like 30-60 fps and i got intel i9 14th gen
Rtx 4070
1tb ssd and 32gb of ram
Why
How many of these exkst?
Game optimization is ass!!!
Hate on nw

hopefully not as bad as assassins creed
do you have a igpu

Added more data, repeated 3 times, new life score of 50
1 sec
can you open a ticket in #technical-support
makes it easier for me to get info
how u gonna get their dxdiag
oop
you're right, they're already insulted enough for living in new york
ong
10k a month for a 5 feet apartment
this fatass orders food 3 times a day
That has rats
The rats exist for emotional support
nah
So extra costs
xor eats them
True
im too broke to
yet you still find the money to spend on doordash
any certfied lunatics to play with?
their latest cod was alright at least, I doubt they will raise bar even slightly with their next entry
The game didnt change since warzone bro
It's funny how i seem to not be able to escape SL
fu nfact
Whatever i do, i somehow always come back to SCP:SL
it's been 14 days already
since 14.1 got announced
the beta testing could come out at any moment
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Started playing in October 2020
Stopped playing for almost 2 and a half years in February 2021
Came back to SL in July 2023
Stopped playing again in March 2024
Came back in October 2025
And well here i am now, being both Discord Staff and SL Staff in a server, aswell as managing the server's Social Media channels
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Hi Male 07
Whatever happens in my life something always brings me back to SL
And i dont remembered all story
But i remembered what i play from pre alpha in May 2017
Cuz zabsk really want see me in sl
Loser
And i still dont know why
@hoary nexus
!<O
!<o
:(
!o>
Small o
Goddamit
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
o.o
uwu
you lack discipline
thank you gary!!!
asking a mod if a user was banned and being told "who?" when we just had the conversation of said user yesterday
!<o
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!wran @raven sandal fat rat
@frosty thunder has wranned aubinclem Reason: fat rat
@raven sandal has wranned plummyhall Reason: rat
If you actually get a real warning, you can check your active ones with !mywarnings in #bot-commands
(!wran is a troll command)
Thats one fat rat
Ik
Ty tho
i now know why women keep acting like that around me, they think im gay๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nathan warned me daily
Suprisingly i didnt get perma banned
!wran @brisk garnet women
@raven sandal has wranned functional_area Reason: women
R o t u n d
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uhh
oh
is there a way that i can suggest stuff for sl
am i able to ask for a mod in this channel or is there a whole other channel for that
You can donate on Patreon to gain channel access to game suggestions or on the steam forums
!forums
Yeah but how could they drop a beta with testing the beta
SCP: Secret Laboratory - Deep within one of the SCP Foundationโs emergency containment sites, a catastrophic containment breach leads to multiple SCP subjects being released from their cells. With containment compromised, facility personnel rush to evacuate while waiting for Mobile Task Forces to arrive and restore order, but with the Class-D ...
What kind of assistance?
can i dm it
yeah i don't know how to start a conversation with it (i'm genuinely sorry if im wasting your time)
you just message it, and select the correct server you want to open a modmail to.
Hey lesdians
message the bot with all the information you need. When you finish, make sure to send it to SCP: Secret Laboratory.
no
unpolys your gons
fix soon
s00n
yea u is
how did yall didnt notice this before dropping the beta
quality manager
more like
key hoarder
im not even manager ๐ญ
portfolio.razor โ๐ฝ
also builds come in the worst times ever when im not available
sometimes i get lucky
home.razor
stupid buckeye
TS gonna like what tools im cooking up
if its ass im firing you
im porting the completely unused app i made into a webapp
although im going to have to delay it cuz of #staff-tech message
not sure how thats going to work
ya
because i assume 079 doesnt have any viewmodels lol
and a different fov
yeah haha
the no access channel
right
L
skill issue
that makes alot of sense
i miss the days where 079 had a hitbox
and you can just grenade a camera and kill him
Question, do any Northwood Global Moderator's handle any reports of players being underage like 12 or 13
no
That's fucked
a
no?
Not really, we cannot enforce a rule like that
thats verifications job
someone can say they are 12
then appeal and say "sorry it was joke"
?
this is NOT serverhost channel
and how are we going to check it?
we cant, we just have to believe them
GET OUT
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haha
loool
So currently it is up to servers to enforce such rules if they so choose
as we dont have any rules for it, nor is it practical for us to enforce
wait a minute how can verification team handle underage players
they dont handle players
oooooh
that is basically how such rules are enforced by servers
but there is no way they can validate, a person can lie
hello chat
Yo
hi
i thought i would dogpost for once
Time is it for ya
can discord not freeze for like 2 seconds
No, its sunday
its sunday
mhm
Thats a discord skill issue
if theres like five morbillion discord clients in your task manager end them all and reopen discord that should fix it
@sleek estuary HAHA u gotta go to work tmr
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?
im crashing out
End task for all discord's
ik i just hate discord
That might fix that, because when I saw that I went to TM and ended all
what
dont u work at walmart
no
what
they ghosted my ass
^^
@CPD
im graving it
im janking it
what 
yeah wait a second what does that even mean-

I'm Wahsteiniousing it
hes snaking it
my classic line
you do realize
people on na east 1 started saying that
cause jank mentiond it
hes janking it
i have been shown
multiple people
saying theyre janking it
regardless of my presence
i'll hop on soon. just to jank it too
stop.
jaking it
jake from adventure time iirc
Good night everyone
huberting
is the scp preference bugged?
i put everything on low and pc on high, but i have never gotten him
I don't believe so
The only thing i can see affecting it is im not in one of the northwood servers but im in one of the official ones
ravengard to be exact
Some people may have 079 at their highest too
crazy idea
World is so fucked up
yeah and those people need to be locked up
Why is my pizza delivered in a square box, pizza made square and sliced into triangles?
as soon as i learn how to make games i'm gonna make a game with the dumbest fucking guns i can think of and this WILL be one of them
fair
Truth nuke
The server decides which scp will spawn independent of player preference, then assigns them to players based off what they prefer
Most likely you've just been unlucky and the server hasn't decided to spawn an 079, or other people also have a high 079 preference 
all SL players do
in the background there is also secret "tickets" or whatever so someone who hasn't gotten SCP will have a slightly higher chance of getting scp
Bro you play the game
no there are some good ones
but istg it doesnt work, idk
I don't
doubt
that is fair
someone should make an SCP where the sour candy is so sour it makes you suck your face in from the sourness like a black hole
i draw @fossil wasp and @fossil fern
omfg i hate this feature so much
sorry for ping guys
Why are you here
Both have G...
why not
Coincidence??
yes
also this server would be empty without daily spongdal
there was this one time a friend went emo and started posting pics of him being blacked out drunk in the gc
pretty sure he just got on the floor and told his mate to take a pic
another friend turned into a woman
ok?
hashtag women chat
the fog is coming
real ones play smashy road
least obvious ragebait
Wjth the CHICKEN
that's crossy road!
you're weird
both have road
that road is quite crossy
i prefer cats to dogs
He walked the road very crossly
holy shit
we love women chat
a scp just escaped from the secret lab
If there's one thing in math my brain for some reason refuses to learn is factorization of polynomials
Chicken roady
chicken hockey
Chicken crossy!!!
chicken crossy
crazy
I remember I used
add this to the gameboy
To play that on the smart tv when internet goes down lmao
chicken crossing
Chaos crossing the road!!!
chaos car runs em over
Crossing the site-02 road
Fr
It's like the endless hallway scp form cb
But instead it's
Endless site 02 road
Design entrance zone already
i can see EZ zone having alot of file cabinets and lockers for files and such and prob boxes either filled with PCs labtops and moniters and whatnot
I will game design you
i will gore design you
cafeteria
a guard room would be cool
I will level design you
I will weapon design you
That's game design
i will texture design you
And art department
I will feedback coordinate you
i will QA you
I will tech support you
i will wran you
I will translate you
homhomhomhomhom
honestly i would love to see the plastic tables that are set up with basic folding chairs with picnic cloths
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Member "supfart" not found.
Who's this supfardo guy
idk
Fired, Goodbye from the team
helo everybody my name is secretplier
the first thing he did
guys
is kill a dboi on sight
the beta is fire
watch ur mouth
that's what 14.1 was supposed to be everything they couldn't add on 14.0
i said something positive
guys
dr sherman supports guard cd massacre
yep
Someone ran doom on an HDMI adapter
Le mafia
i exterminated the orange hobo race
Le mafia del guardo de Site 02
current guard model scares me much more than the old model because before I couldn't see the face of the thing that KOS me multiple times
killing me in second with a smile
Someone tell me why i dont see bullet trails ๐ญ(idk how to fix it
you cant see your own bullet trails
and you see less bullet trails from your teammates
but you see full bullet trails from the other teams
I've seen people asking this a lot of times
bro tf is this gif ๐ญ
Wish that was me fr
I can feel his pain
Whatโs he drinking?
this guy is so me
fr
he's just like me fr
Vodka i presume
Hiiiii
.
You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!
hiii
You need to wait 4 hours, 33 minutes, 46 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Who is this Auro character
auro has the most aura outta everyone here
no idea
Short maid
Woof
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hey what ever happened to the scientist donald trump sticker
did they remove it because hes president now or what
Probably
They had to sacrifice that sticker to add this
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I think the real reason may be because they were removing any sticker that doesn't resemble the new models
nathan would you know why
hello
hmm thinking of something on emotes/stickers.
I think we should
We need more stickers.
I hope you SD
what does SD mean 
Self destruct
im going crazy
Term in smash that means โyou fool, you walked off the map yourselfโ
i just saw somebody run past my room at the corner of my eye
it was me
You're gonna be the lions victim
oh yeah, that lion
i thought it was referring to the sucking of a bodily appendage 
Wasnt really all that good, you shouldve added salt or ketchup or smth
It tasted like shiiiiit
mfs be walking around in their house butt naked (im mfs)
put yo clothes on idiot
Hell nah ๐ฃ๏ธ
im gonna A+ everysingle lvl in hotline miami on hard mode
well i juked 173 in 939 room with the sign in the middle of the room
it didnt last long
Sigh
apperently 173 cant hit you when your behind it
no shit
even 079 assistance didnt make much of a difference
try to juke 096 on rage
while having cardiac arrest
you're lucky im on my third acc warn

well in the 6 years i've been playing this game i finally got my first ban
but for the stupidest reason
how do i get the patreon?
!patreon
Imagine SCP Foundation in North Korea
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Tea and coffee or scp 294?
tea
Or maybe cocoa?
Another staff member who doesnt want a new scp added to the game
what taste?
whatever the british is sending
coffee better
#boston tea party
Your pfp is java
It aint actually
We need knives in SL
Why does he look like this is he stupid
He's special...
A baton for the facility guards and some knives in LCZ would be fire tbh
When are we getting the fix for the bug where you talk but no one hears you, and you canโt hear others
im pretty sure that only happens on servers with 50+ players
haven't heard that issue happening
I think it happens at around 45 players
Thatโs typically just a mic issue
I get that a lot
Nah it does happen on large servers
its not a bug, everyone collectively decided to be silent for that round
I was staff on a server that had to prevent staff from joining using their reserved slots if there were 43/40 people on
I had no idea 50+ servers existed that must be so chaotic
the no friends bug
Donโt speak for the lion perma bans anyone that speaks
or headset
some headsets are so ass audio just stops working
i had that happen with a bluetooth headset
My fault for buying something made in China
It lasted 2 months
I knew it was gonna be doo doo when it cost me 20 bucks
good lord
On season 4 of Dexter and Iโm still watching the same DAMN INTRO
I once bought a $300 headset where the hinge broke within 4 months. Was pissed, contacted support, they said they couldent do anything.
Fuck you sony. Never buying from that garbage company again.
The lion does not concern hinself with the opinions of a romanian
Knives for the d class would be so heat
Or knives around lcz I mean
A little more commin than guns
I dont like this meme because of a certain version of it

I take my word back itโs not normal
Dexter in 2025

No one man should have all that power
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I believe one man should have all that power
Preferably me
2025 comments in 2025 ๐ฅ
There was this whole thing in Europe
Yeah
Over 1000 messages in this server has the word hitler in it
And the most recent one might be the worst ๐ญ
nuh uh



