#general-chat
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Bob is ass
The fucking minion bro
Bob is minion
Minion is peak
I’d love to be named bob
your name is literally feras idk why you’re talking crap about bob
Technicallt his name is
Everyone loves Bob
yo feras
What about Jayed
Bi carbonate
Sometjing
Benzoate smthn
Yeah?
what were to happen if i knew your birthdate
I rather call him Bob
Augest 26th
semtohing
Sorry doxxer but I already know my adress..
Yep
This is literally what I'd say if someone doxxed me
SupMozska
"Okay but I know all of that"
My name is retep
and i even know the year!
me too
THE EVIL CLONE
french that hubert
1998
I got some cool ass names for my kids lined up
french that hubert.
yse bro
my internet company once shut off my internet once because too many people where trying to ddox me i think it was 13 people
WAY FAR OFF
Oh thank goodness, I thought ill never find my house again
absolutely
Thanks for the address
2019
i know where your bed sleeps!
What did you do bro😭
Doxxer, can you please send me my address? i frorgot
i played gta online on pc
2009
Big mistake
none of them got thru one even tried for 3 days
They hate when you play the game
201
that game is impossible to play on pc
I sadly was not born when the roman empire was aroudn
online anyway
Isn’t it cross play
Bro joseph you could try ANYTHING and you still wouldn't get me
GUYS
what
I'm GENUINLY THIS HIDDEN
i dont belive so
when i used to play on consoles i never ran into pc players
So we just unvaulting animals now hhu? 💔
They didj't bring it back
They just put the genes of it's distnctive traits onto a grey wolf
The dire wolf discussion was yesterday
So technically it is a dire wolf
Bitchass be unvaulting scp's
But not really
dawg
It does spark a discussion
We need to buff goggles
update 20.2.5.04.09 is crazy
If we bring back the species distinctive genes onto their relatives does it count as bringing that species back?
Joseph I wanna know what u think
Genuinly
sorry for having a fulltime job and other stuff to work on 😔 🚬
next up we bringing dinosaurs back
We need to add that annoying ass 035 mod to official servers
well no they have the genes and dna from the dire wolfs from a 70 thousand year old skull
if it's the same DNA, yes
They just took the distinctive traits
We need to make catgirls
So like we just cloning them?
2035
roughly that yea
We're like intentionally breeding back
Too long
A new species
we cloning humans next
Dodos are getting re-added in 2029
cropped and pasted out of context in the future
Dino's re added in 2030 for the OG update
it isint a new species its a species that has been brought back
Shout out to the players that left in 2000 🙏
We are able to bring back what nature killed off
missing out fr
I love playing God
200 years ago this stuff would be consdierd witch craft
We're defiyng what nature intends
There’s no way this could possibly gone wrong
Next up, re adding Instinct Fish from the year 204
we're already doing that daily
nothing new
we have been for decades look at vaccines

Yep but
Megapatch 2026
Not like there’s dozens of movies and storylines showing exactly what could go wrong
But I still genuinly
Next up, Re adding dinosaurs
Megalodon re-added
re adding trex
what does the moon have?
Moon is better becaue
It's not shutting down
the moon is expected to carry a large amount of helium-3
Adding xen in 2045
which is a very nice resource to have
Bring Us the Moon
sulfur is much much more usefull
One it is closer do safer if something went wrong
2 it has alot of oxygen and other minerals like iron
3 the delay in communiations is 2 seconds ish so not that bad unlike mars's 7 minutes or smthn
4 it is a base to fly to other planets due to the fact it has less gravity
Adding Xen creatures in megapatch 3
Alot of rocket fuel gets used up in just getting out of earth's atmosphere
what do you mean it has a lot of oxygen?
now I finally know where my cs2 teammates are, on the moon! no wonder with a 2000ms ping
That's me
You can cut rught through and have alot of potential delta v
2000 ping
aCTUALLY, the sun
It has frozen water
they wallhacking on the fucking sun
Plu the moon rocks
mate
does it?
And even make water
Can't wait to play as bullsquid
it says fluid but not water
Yes south pole
It id confirmed
That frozen h20 is there
H2o*
cant we just blow the moon
Believed to be in the valleys where it is covered by sahdows of craters heights
Fun fact I knew this info because on portal 2 ending also ig spoilers for portal 2 lol
When you shoot the portal to the moon it takes the same amount of time for light to travel
Valve I love them
looks like its all over but dosent look to be all too much of it for us humans
Me when I see a topic I'm disgustingly intereseted in
Ice
yes ice
Another Portal 2 win
ice is frozen wawa
Water is what h2o is referre to
i didint say it had to be
i just proved that there is water on the moon with this picture yet you still try to persuade me why im legit helping your argurment
It does not have to sustain a base
As I said we can mine the moon rock and take the oxygen from there
Mix it with hydrogen snd make water
Or transport water from the big blue planet near the moon
Unlike if you were making a base in mars
It's weird everytime I launch the game it crashed never had this issue before?
Which would take a long while
Moon is our refuel station and our launching pad to mars
Do you think
Everyone will live in the moon?!?!?!
The moon would be where our science research bases are
Think of the south pole
And then once we expand those places
no but we will become depentent on ohter planets for our water food resources etc since we poison our oceans and food sources its only a matter of time at this point
We can accomodate non sciencest people
???
my point was no not right now not everyone will live on the moon but in in say 200 years that may change this planet could become inhabitable and humans would be forced to move onto mars or the moon etc and become relient on the water reserves in the moon since we fucked our oceans up
When earth becomes uninhatiable we're cooked
200 years is not enough
Tumour nut
Honestly love that design
Smol nut
@valid silo wanna see how small earth is compared to saturn i have a very cool picture
capybara with toilet paper in larrys pocket demention area
I wonder if somewhere else in the universe, a living being exist
than just earth
oh yes
there are TRILLIONS of planets and ohter entire universes
there has to be life out there
As we never really explored Universe at is full capacity
I like strange nut
maybe smart monkeys
who knows
or smart fish
or smart stars
advanced technology
we havent even explored 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 percent
Megapatch 399900.
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Updated Universe Map
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Expanded Universe DLC Boundary's
smol planet
Hubert is bigger than saturn
see that second white dot thats the moon!
that what it looks like from saturn
Planet nerd
smol solar system
smol star
smol galaxy
massive universe

oh yeah
see those itty bitty little dots
one of those is us
cant even tell which one is us there so tiny
smol star (compared to UY Scuti)
3rd planet is earth
cuz it's in order
sun is bigger of course
agartha ahh looking planet

Sure
Sorry for not responding earlier
its alright and see that white dot thats the earth
Was updating mah phone
Remindes me of the pale blue dot picture
From voyger
All your issues
All your problems
All your relatives
All your friends
All your memories
Are just that
That pale blue dot
not even that because one day the sun will explode and take with it everything
everything humans have done all that we have accomplished means nothing in the grand scheme of things every moment of history every person who has lived and died will be forgotten and it will be as if we where never here
I ment it in the mortal pov
oh
hi hubert :3
Bran
Bran
I love free things you does not love free things
canada
What nooo
Creechure
Canada be like
You are sick
We will put you down
But at least its free
That name is Bakku
Yum Timmy’s
As long as it's free
hey my mic is always breaking but only in SL can some help me with that?
I love my timmy's

fix yo mic
check audio settings

Same
i did and its set to my mic
did you check audio settings and fiddle with anything\
it always just breaks in the middle of a game tho
just let go of your push to talk then push it back on

redownloading the game could work too
my guy that is what i do
just redownload the game maybe
if your mic is like a wireless headset check for any updates for the headset
i did that too
its not the mic i tested it else where
are you sure you don't have 2 mics
funny thing is that now its working without failer
or have bluetooth on
pc update maybe
drivers or whatever
should fix all them problems
probably not also its not working again
Can you od on painkillers
not really no
yeah u can
sae just wants to see blood bro😭
are painkillers different to paracetomol
holy old
aunt that meme is gone😭
depends on the pain killer
the stronger ones are opioid's
what meme
gave me an extremely small amount when i broke my arm and i did not feel that shit at all
that is incorrect Carfentanil is the strongest 10 thousand more times stronger then fent
its not used on humans tho its used on large animals like bulls or cows
broo what meds am i thinking of rn
i remember this one drug and it'd take like 1000s of grams to od on
weed?
bananas
if you eat 40000 bananas in one sitting youd die of radiation overdose
make 096 great again
where do you even get 40,000 bananas
the banana store
ask the united fruit company
they have there own private army
legit over threw presidents
should learn about united fruit company
i will now
shit is crazy
here is a good video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJlqwOIiN4g
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goes in depth
but its a little long
u can misinterpret that thumbnail btw
because there like there own country
how so
i don't believe you
yes master puglife
good boy
okay dude what the flip
lol
i cant take the video seriously
the banana industry is responsible for massacres, revolutions, war and secret deals with the CIA
yuppers
Money
$10 USD
Since it is a smaller update
If you can't afford $10 we always have the option of flying to Poland and offering your soul to Hubert
Can I offer someone else's soul instead of mine?
your breaking one of the foundation rules
Ahhhhh good to know... 😉
no betting your soul or someone elses soul
atleast youll get consistant suggestions or know what they think
i will offer my soul
if NW make 096 great again
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Theres literally no gameplay changes
That cost 5 souls
Any adjustments to current playable SCPs are 5 souls
Movies free?
I should get it FR : )
Yes

What a steal!
i miss the old guard models
Anyone elses game just not launching today?
Rule of thumb
Its never really a everyones game issue
Its a just a your game issue
yh
I did it again
and add a new scp ?
playable
dont believe anything you see on tv
15 souls
One soul
is sl working for anyone
so to enslave people cost less than make them work
Sl works for northwood
Generally easier to join NW and add a playable SCP that way
william afton murdered people to adjust scps
Northwood works to establish world hegemony
Soul price for SCPs is only for non NW staff
let me cook
Can my soul be put into a new scp in sl? (999)
!999
hear me out
can you change 096's hp to 999999999 if i kill 5 people to match the canon
the ability to see the inventory of the person ur spectating
So true
Buff 096
A good 999 is a dead 999
!939
No gyat :(
Yep, if you're having issues take a look at #technical-support!
Already a feature
A good wiki supervisor is a dead wiki supervisor
Hit alt F4 to see it

999 is overused and overrated and 999 is connected to scarlet king which automatically makes it a bad scp
ah fack thanks
You're a bad scp
nah
how did I never figure this out in the 2 years
Type
Most people don't
i quitted smoking
i mean ig most people dont care that much
Lmao
Please don't leak the admin override codes
"theres 2 mtf left, one has the cap and a micro hid"
"thanks pal"
like you wouldn't figure that out regardless
1234
What are you gonna do...
Send a hitman to my exact locations??

What do you think happened to the last guy?
What last guy..
Locations with an s?
Are you a network????
They call me..
Schrödinger's human..
I could be here and also not here at the same time
I live in the quantum superposition
(I totally am not an scp)
Prepare to be boxed
I love how like
An scp could be doing time travely stuff
Then humans find out it's just using quantum superposition
To both be there and not there
But instead of location it uses the dimension of time
And it's still dangerouse but it has the explained thing
Lol
within the new update when a ghost bulb is used on 079, 079 will expereance a massive 300% AP regen penality that slowly goes down over a duration of 30 seconds
Finally
Good news
The light bulb was the bulbasaur of the scp items
No one was picking it up
Even me
kicking something thats already down is fine i think
i think?
I mean like
i mean people bitch about doors being closed on there face then dying
Computer has been nerfed with the new heavy rework
No more doors
Well almost no more doors
do you not like the scarlet king?
they gonna keep the door locking ability at t4 when all of the facility gets reworked and has less then 15 doors overall
this includes fixed spawns
Wait it cant lock doors at t2 anymore?
I swear you could at t2
How tf is it alr wednesday
time travel
Fr its so annoying
UwU
Hi uwi I'm dad
Life wants to make you suffer faster
Since each day is a pain
No I want the weekday
Just accept the pain and enjoy it
I like weekdays better
☝️
Weekends are so boring
I wish I was you
Who ate these randoms next to vergil
Have you ever tried being silly on weekends?
The silliest I get is playing SCP:SL
Nah,ur not silly then
Get drunk then go outside
I agree
And here you are
No I hate getting drunk
I am vergilin it
Then just go outside and talk to people,maybe bully them,maybe joke idk
I am project wingmaning it
Life is so silly and fun if u know what to do
Talk to who
Do you just go outside and talk to strangers?
Ur fine
YES
WHAT STRANGERS?
Let's get it straight
Answet
R
Hard R
How old are u
19
I work an office job from home and all my friends are in college
Los Angeles
Alright maybe America is different
But there's so many fyne shi outside
So does guys
Just go and talk,feel the flow
Idk
Small talks n shi
Yk
British thing
You have whole outside man
So drive to the park or a coffee shop and talk to strangers?
Yuh
Yall weird
We used to do it literally last century
I would get pepper sprayed bruh
If ur gonna act too much weird,yes
You gotta have a reason to talk to someone here though
I go outside,talk to boys n girls n I'm chillin
Literally
"Damn bro,nice shoes u got there,how much did they cost?"
"Ayo wsg man,do u like the day?"
Yeah that would be weird asf
"Yooo girl,u look stunning,bet ur mom got so many compliments aswell"
(Okay that's hitting on mom)
I would get shot if I said that 😭
Atleast in UK
Get harisma
Charisma
Idk how to pronounce it
I once asked someone for directions in an office complex and they called security
Idk maybe im just too good for ppl outside
(Cap)
Maybe
Or maybe the UK is just nicer
Nah
Just gotta understand
Many people actually WANT to meet up n have friends
Cuz most of them are lonely asf
And shy to look first
The social norm is you meet friends at work or hobbies or smth
Not just randomly in parks lmao
Someones gotta back me up here because ive never met someone or heard of someone meeting someone in a coffee shop/park/whatever other public spaces there are.
Ehh that's understandable
Many ppl don't meet outside nowadays
Even at similar hobbies
It's happened, I just think it's less common now since most people wear headphones while walking
Yeaa
that only happens in the movies most people try not to talk to each ohter in public it seems
Cuz they're saying and awared of others in most
I dont even wear headphones lol. I don't like music.
Cuz ppl go out to do stuff,not enjoy the life and nature
i hace never heard someone say they dont like music
You just got to find the right music
People exist
Trust me, they have tried everything
Every genere
And it's okay
Every type
Not really,people sometimes genuinely can't stand it
And it's absolutely normal
Its not that I cant stand it
I just dont enjoy it
I think there's something for everyone
Similar thing,but yes
I never listen to music intentionally
Gotta understand that everyone get it different
Someone just don't enjoy it
Someone like me blast it everywhere
Just follow the flow,yk
It'll lead you somewhere
Idk I dont like going places I just like working
I just wish I worked in a cubicle or something instead of at home and having to wake up early
Life is beautiful and actually enjoyable, just hard nowadays fully enjoy it due to harsh norms and rude people / social stuff
But still,life is beautiful
Not enjoying music is an entirely alien concept to me
Yeah I get that a lot but trust me, name a genere and someone has tried to get me to enjoy it
I get it man,I was the same,but I'm lowk chill guy so it's fine to me
Ahh,fair too,if u enjoy it,then u can follow it
Nature is pretty but like
Im traveling soon
Antarctica is just soo pretty
Living here sucks
Frrr
WASSUPPPP
I like polar bears there
hi
Hi ,how u doin man
I have a hard time defining music by genre, I just kinda listen to what I listen to
Its beautiful here. California can be beautiful
im good, just got home and decided to hop on sl
how about you
Its the only way I really define it since I dont intentionally listen to anything, but my friends have had me listen to hundreds of songs and I just don't really care for it
It's just noise
But like I dont hate it
My fav animals after owls,cats n monkeys
I really want to visit and see some of the redwoods there
I just dont really care about music
Yaaaa,maybe,never been here,but saw some vids
Monkeys scare me
Good choice,enjoy it.
I'm fine aswell,just chillin
:( I'm genuinely sorry to hear that
Chimps specifically
They are beautiful. I went camping in a forest with some. Its crazy to see in real life
Hah..well my ex friend loved them and I actually took this thing aswell, I absolutely love small monkeys,they're silly
They are silly but chimp incidents and stuff
I mean it's not like it affects me. Ive never cared for music my whole life.
I'll have to save up and take a trip out 
Literally me
I've been but only in the big city
Like hollywood
Listen to wtv it is
Yeah I live in LA
Music cool me hapoy
It's not as bad as people say
Music good
Way better than las vegas
I can tell you that
that's good
And I occasonally enjoy the occasional gamble
We kinda have that. We do have a bad homeless problem. But especially if you don't go to the bad areas, you can avoid it.
I'm more talking about people that are blacked out
I live in a very small town
Yeah Ive only seen that a few times
Although back when I worked at Walmart I saw a lot of people doing drugs
Like 4715 people
Goddaum america
😭
It's a mixed bag that place
Gta verse ahhhh place
NOOO
The first time an scp looked up here ever
First time d boy actually did a fucking spin
✅️
I suppose
Real
Me spinning around the baby I kidnapped at the hospital
Real thing
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You have just given @subtle stone a reputation point!
:/
Whats wrong with that
Nothing special.
Well if I dont mention it and they check than I need to explain why I did it
Now they know
Just by checking
@static estuary привет, как твои дела?)
I already understood
Oh alr
cute kitten :3
started stroking you
Oh
M?
The picture doesn't work 😦
:3
U gotta be level 10
I went to McDonald's
Got the Minecraft movie meal
Opinion on the nether sauce?
So where is 914 here...
I dipped it in fries
Eh, and I thought I would quickly level up to level 10.
D bois would prolly steal ur card before u could
😦
Thats not easy
Everyone is sleeping, only the cabybara is not sleeping.
Who is the capybara
Nathan?
Hes watching
He's asleep
Hes always watching and listening
I'm not
I took it and threw everything in there and it will pump up)
What
Minecraft movie meal
Bogmac
Minemac
Hubert
Car parts?
Bert
Mhm
Yes yes
Why don't we sleep?
Idk if i can get the key tommorow
I just took a little peek at the other pics, i got chances lol
What
Well, what time is it now?
8:05 for me
Kurto, not far from me
I know russian, but we better avoid speaking on russian since its a violation of the rule 12
Wow, well I speak English, but I don't know it very well(
11:08
We can try to teach you a bit, and also, there are localized servers if you’d prefer a Russian community
How do you think i learned english?
Please tell me it wasn’t from here
I mean, yeah, i got some grammar mistakes sometimes
Native English speakers are no better
I think they dont really care about their speaking, since it's understandable
I know, I know, I guess I'm trying to learn online, thanks for the help.
Exactly
Of course :)
:3
#game-announcements Someone’s gonna post a pic of their pet alligator munching on a plushie I can feel it
Good luck
Florida SL fan
I published a plushie contained by hand
I wonder if this applies for the owner only
Or admins too?


?
That’d be pretty cool
Why would u wanna do that💀
They contribute nothing to the game
Welp, VSR is VSR
i am the boss
No, ur minos pwime
you killed us all
My beginner collection
All staff
Oh, wait, idk who i reported
It was a co/owner i think
Cuz he got "Owner" badge ingame
Or hes the owner
こんにちはチャット
But the thing is, he insulted me
いいえ、私は日本語を練習しています。 :)
i kid
(the way to say "i am practicing" perplexes me beyond desire to continue)
Yeah, i understand, but the people are english here
@fossil wasp 
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Peak movie
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Why didnt you reply in dms
I didn’t saw them 💔
Just seeing them now


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guys
Why the fuck did my friend type shi
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@distant seal Hi
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steve after he installed shaders
