general-chat

[heady palm]

Why

[visual acorn]

Cuz you can't understand sheesh

[heady palm]

I do, i mean why do u care

And

Do i know u

[tough tapir]

Bring back Mr nutty

[serene coyote]

Guys

Are u know?

[visual acorn]

Don't speak ever again please

[heady palm]

Whats up with this guy😭

[stone quiver]

He is mod

[serene coyote]

Today will be announced surface rework

But shh

NW dont must know it

[heady palm]

Huh

[stone quiver]

Just use vanilla

[heady palm]

use vanilla for what

[serene coyote]

for all

[gaunt talon]

Rename noxplis to Noxplis | Blender user for April fools

[tough tapir]

Do that but make it permanent

[serene coyote]

April start today and will end in December

[stone quiver]

Happy new year! Happy 1984!

[heady palm]

Which year

[exotic whale]

🍴

[serene coyote]

Why wasn't Nathan renamed SCP-079 or CASSIE

Fix it plz

[eager wadi]

oyak

!rename @serene coyote SCP-970 / Dr.Spitdin

[snow umbra]

Done.

[serene coyote]

Okay

Okay

[lean plover]

Ayo

How do I get a "totally a moderator role" :3

[eager wadi]

#discord-announcements message

[lean plover]

Ty

[lethal shuttle]

[oblique sand]

•>•

[lean plover]

!Stab @nathan

[vague cove]

Hi chat

[valid silo]

!Stab @nyathan

[lean plover]

Nathan has been muted for 24 hours. Reason: No reason provided

😳🔇🔕

[coarse viper]

Thank you

[heady palm]

Im totally a moderator too!

[tight ermine]

Welcome to the moderation team!

[heady palm]

We are all totally moderators!

[coarse viper]

I see, nice to meet you!

[heady palm]

Nice to meet ya too!

[zinc depot]

Okay?

[karmic tangle]

H

[heady palm]

Wait, ur not totally a moderator!

[zinc depot]

I know

[heady palm]

Thats sad

[zinc depot]

I am the admin

[heady palm]

Wait, ur totally an admin?

[zinc depot]

Totally admin? Need to make new role?

[fallow kite]

[teal narwhal]

april fools

[fallow kite]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/576688156510781450

Yeah

[heady palm]

Enjoying april 1st

[fallow kite]

[solemn iris]

can we have more SCP 939s

[polar spade]

Add a male 939 which is just a normal human

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-memes-meme-animals-brainrot-gif-4980906455793060286

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-cappie-cool-mita-sunflower-gif-15992507359702628934

[serene coyote]

Nooo

No more :(

[thin sail]

guys the game is working hahahahah 1 april

[honest sequoia]

green screen of death windows 32

[serene coyote]

No more your p :(

[heady palm]

Your d

[serene coyote]

We must raid Microsoft

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-happy-steamhappy-yippie-gif-6069972869154626672

[proper compass]

Whats with the logo

[thin sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hubert-moszka-gif-26554625

[eager wadi]

[fickle ibex]

i love bernie

[full pond]

[heady palm]

[proper compass]

Who bernie

[upper geode]

Ultimate Spiderman vibes

[boreal thunder]

guys, guys You have white backs

[heady palm]

He hacked scp sl, so now hes eating scp sl

[heady palm]

"Your spina is belaya!"

[boreal thunder]

axaxaxaxaxax nice umor

[heady palm]

u meant humour?

[proper compass]

Can SCP 3114 do a flip?

[boreal thunder]

no

[heady palm]

I wish he could

[eager wadi]

if he gets face blasted with double tap shotgun then yeah

[full pond]

3114 can flip…you off

[heady palm]

By the 12 rule, speak english (doing my job, im totally a moderator)

[full pond]

12 rule

[heady palm]

Yay

[boreal thunder]

ohhh, okay

[full pond]

Yippee

I do not follow 12 rule tho :(

Very sad moments

[eager wadi]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[full pond]

I’m pretty sure I’ve broken rule 1, 2, 4, 9 and 11

[boreal thunder]

When they do baton

[eager wadi]

[full pond]

Ah yes rule 7 too

I’ve probably broken rule 7 the most

[boreal thunder]

ok

[full pond]

Just kidding April fools!!!

I’m actually a very good boy

Who breaks no rules

Trust

[heady palm]

Same!

My mom told me, im a good boy

[slender geode]

How we doing guys?

[gilded timber]

This isn't very professional moderator behaviour guys, please step it up

[polar spade]

As I am totally a moderator, i must enforce the rules

[full pond]

Everybody asks how we doing but not who we doing 😔

[polar spade]

!stab @full pond

[full pond]

No ples

[slender geode]

Are we gonna get fired? 😭

[polar spade]

!28stab @full pond

[tight ermine]

Just ban someone and you're good

[heady palm]

Teach us, we became totally moderators today

[full pond]

I have avoided being stabbed by becoming a moderator

[gilded timber]

If this behaviour continues I'm afraid I'll have no choice 💔

[polar spade]

!ban @tight ermine

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[full pond]

Yippeee

[gilded timber]

The evil is abolished

Great job guys

[full pond]

We did it

We can truly become moderators now

[polar spade]

[heady palm]

The true moderators are the friends we made along the way

[full pond]

We can now…

Abuse the masses.

But that’s for later

For now…

Let’s hop on #staff-furry-rp!!

[heady palm]

Yay

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/staff-furry-roleplay-discord-resident-evil-staff-furry-roleplay-is-real-gif-3549871588448361491

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-monster-waiting-sneak-out-peek-cute-gif-9649418687917462631

[heady palm]

How did he survive, wait, its not over!

[stone vector]

is there an april fools update?

[gilded timber]

No :(

[stone vector]

😦

[snow umbra]

Can't.. Hold.. Him.. Back....

[heady palm]

Nope, hube said no

[tight ermine]

I bribed HR

[stone vector]

let me talk to hube 🙂

[heady palm]

How

[stone vector]

idk

[tight ermine]

You're NOT allowed to ping him

However

[full pond]

Ping him…

[tight ermine]

!hubertrep

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1271677156946083951/rephubert.gif?ex=66b83524&is=66b6e3a4&hm=654a724d5cdd1639f1d9362cb8c72d3b0b8e18c25f1705290a42046eeeceafcb&

[full pond]

Listen to the voices…

[tight ermine]

Trol

[polar spade]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[full pond]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[tight ermine]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[heady palm]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[polar spade]

Quadruple ping

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[heady palm]

He would like that

[gilded timber]

Luckily the bot doesn't ping people for reps

[polar spade]

Dont listen to him

Keep pinging hubert

[tight ermine]

It would get so many warnings for pinging hubert

[heady palm]

So ur saying, we have to ping him manually?

[polar spade]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 58 minutes, 53 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[polar spade]

[loud marten]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-wait-wait-gif-8174347161288218584

[polar spade]

@polar spade

[heady palm]

💀

[tight ermine]

@polar spade

[heady palm]

Oh

I thought the black death came

[loud marten]

I think it was written by hubert moszka

[polar spade]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[full pond]

@polar spade

[tight ermine]

@gilded timber

😭

[heady palm]

This is bad

[polar spade]

You’re kidding

[full pond]

@polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade @polar spade

[polar spade]

Lmao

[heady palm]

U HAVE SUMMONED THE BLACK DEATH!

[polar spade]

Lucid get him

[full pond]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[polar spade]

I was waiting for someone to screw up

[remote sand]

I tried making an idea of an SCP, can someone take a look at it and give me their opinion?

[gilded timber]

!warn 1212613712116981802 Pinging inactive studio directors

[polar spade]

!scpwiki

[snow umbra]

https://discord.com/invite/scp

[remote sand]

Ahh lol

[polar spade]

Probably find better help there, but ill take a look

[heady palm]

What if the real hubert moszka replies

[loud marten]

@polar spade

[tight ermine]

He will reply by blowing up your house

[zinc depot]

-_-

[stone quiver]

@polar spade helo im ur fan pls add P90 to the game and 682

[gilded timber]

!rename 639378675195838464

[snow umbra]

Done.

[stone quiver]

NOOOOOOOOO

[heady palm]

Angy Hube

[tight ermine]

The authorities will rule it as an accident

[stone quiver]

He will reply with his bald head and blind you

[polar spade]

:(

[lyric igloo]

Hmm

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-bald-head-shiny-bald-head-sponge-bob-sponge-bob-square-pants-gif-4830356535569685568

[polar spade]

Plus side, i am no longer pinkman

[tight ermine]

!rename 639378675195838464 Pinkman

[snow umbra]

Done.

[tight ermine]

No happiness allowed here

[polar spade]

:why

[heady palm]

But im happy

[stone quiver]

Time to be Foolman

[stone quiver]

Im happy, i use SFM

[tight ermine]

I removed SFM

[tight ermine]

No

:D

[full pond]

Shen is still SFM user

[polar spade]

Freeman?

[stone quiver]

[polar spade]

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-half-life-2-half-life-gif-3407331628338167078

[heady palm]

Life is amazing!1!

[stone quiver]

Right fool in silly place, can make all difference in the world...

[tight ermine]

How often do you play SCP:SL?

[full pond]

At least I’m not Ze Freaky anymore

[stone quiver]

Yes i still SFM user

[heady palm]

Everyday?

[full pond]

Renaming is a bad businesss…

[stone quiver]

So im happy

[full pond]

Can we please rename Shen to Blender user

[heady palm]

I got 1800 hours in a year, wait, i think thats bad

[stone quiver]

No

[full pond]

🙏

[tight ermine]

I got 500 hours in 5 years

Caught slacking

[heady palm]

So, i need help?

How do u think

[tight ermine]

I need to catch up

Keep slaying, king

🗣️ 🔥

[remote sand]

I've sent you a DM

[heady palm]

I can take that as a compliment

I need a new cat on my pfp

[full pond]

I got 400 hours in 3 years…

Not too bad I guess

[heady palm]

Yeah, i definitely need help

[full pond]

1800 hours is some unemployed behaviour vro

In 1 year

[heady palm]

Idk, i just enjoyed the game

[full pond]

In like 2-3 years 1800 is understandable but like…

1 year…

And that’s just scp sl

[heady palm]

Welp, atleast im skilled in the game

(I still need help lol)

[sand depot]

i dont know, sterling? say that again , that again

[heady palm]

I need a new cat on my pfp

Someone got ideas?

[sand depot]

cat

[heady palm]

Thats clever!

[sand depot]

minecraft cat

[full pond]

Cat in a hat

[heady palm]

Uni the cat

[full pond]

Cat piss.

Carate

https://tenor.com/view/jarate-tf2-trolled-heavy-tf2-heavy-gif-19383097

[heady palm]

How about that one

[full pond]

Not enough piss

Make pfp more piss

Then I will accept

[heady palm]

It needs to be mad?

[full pond]

No

More piss

https://tenor.com/view/piss-tf2-spy-sniper-jarate-gif-25528310

[heady palm]

What do you mean

Oh

💀

[azure viper]

Hey it’s ok i have 3,469 hours your ok you haven’t seen suffering yet

I got that in 2 years

[sand depot]

scp 529

[heady palm]

Yeah but 1800 in 1 year

[azure viper]

Ok pal

[full pond]

3469 is like more than 1800 in a year

[heady palm]

Nope

He did it in 2 years

Oh nvm, im bad at math

Or, am i?

[errant hollow]

Ping for hot sexy big booty

[stone quiver]

100% april fools bait

[chrome berry]

Rip

In pepperoni

[ashen cave]

lol

[heady palm]

yoo look out for #game-announcements

bet its some kind of teaser

we need to bright it

but i need the source image

screenshot isnt good enough

[heady palm]

Ima go bright this one up

i will send the result to #media-posts

cuz no pic perms

WAIT WHAT

I ACTUALLY FOUND SOMETHING

[jovial kiln]

Wow its really april fools i think its time to troll some people

[heady palm]

Lol, There's a link

[jovial kiln]

Dang i have two cousins borned this day i dont have time to prank someone

[heady palm]

40 minures more

there was a code

i deciphered it

it told me

SO THIS MEANS

A PREMIER WILL HAPPEN AT 10:00 UTC +5

@tight ermine I deciphered it

[acoustic moat]

I just realised I didn't ping anyone in that announcement

will people notice if I resend it

[fleet patrol]

Nah

[tight ermine]

Naaah

[heady palm]

I already deciphered it, whats the point

[acoustic moat]

nah they wouldn't

[fleet patrol]

We gatekeep

[tight ermine]

We might even gaslight a little

[gilded timber]

Gaslight about what

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/bike-accident-crash-gif-25336418

[heady palm]

Yikes, took me 3 minutes, but people cant decipher this without the source

[marsh copper]

whats the post mean? im too lazy to deccipsher

[heady palm]

A premier in 30 minutes

[latent jackal]

Hmm

[heady palm]

there was a ciphered timestamp which i deciphered

[marsh copper]

do we know what the premier is about? like aan aapril fools upd or just a livesteream

or idk aanything

[heady palm]

No any signs of it

There was a link to a video

[tight ermine]

What do you mean gaslight?

[heady palm]

And a ciphered timestamp

[marsh copper]

oh are u able to dm me it?

all goods if not tho

[heady palm]

Yeah sure

[heady palm]

Its a link

A little bit down and there will be a ciphered timestamp

Which tells us the time of something

1st april, 10:00 utc +5

[latent jackal]

Yeah I tired to write up the link and it didn't work :(

[acoustic moat]

paste the timestamp into the discord chat in full

it should show

[heady palm]

<t:1743501600:R>

[tawny vapor]

👀

[heady palm]

[latent jackal]

[heady palm]

Am i getting some award for deciphering shi?

[valid silo]

bro

💀

[twin shell]

That was a mild message but whatever 😔

[valid silo]

bro

[heady palm]

20 minutes

[steel haven]

So whats the april fool

[heady palm]

I realized, the cipher might be some april fools joke

[gilded timber]

We only post 100% serious announcements on the 1st of April

[latent jackal]

totally

[gilded timber]

You can trust us because Northwood staff never lie

It's a fact

[steel haven]

Good one

[heady palm]

15 more minutes, it better not be some 1st april

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[edgy raptor]

why am i the only one waiting in the northwood stream

😭

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[edgy raptor]

1 waiting

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pale galleon]

wait is it just a timestamp or what

[plucky wigeon]

and the crowd went completely silent 🔥 🔥 🔥

[edgy raptor]

its a youtube link

to a stream

[pale galleon]

send 🤑

[edgy raptor]

nu uh

[heady palm]

timestamp, it must be the video release date

[edgy raptor]

its a stream/premiere

im the only one waiting in it

[pale galleon]

is gonna be a goober video vro

[heady palm]

yeah, thats what im talking abt

[pale galleon]

how do you even get to it

[steel haven]

Any ideas on what joke ts gpnna be

[edgy raptor]

#media-posts

[pale galleon]

ohhh

[marsh copper]

Wait this looks like that one scp- the one where its like a dimension between realities? its pitch black and all the scientist saw was a blinking red light from his camera thingy. If you're in the premier u can see the red light

[idle trench]

We are in 5

[marsh copper]

YEA IT IS HOLY SHITTT

favorite colour blue wait

thats one of the things he says I SWEAR

HOLD ON

[heady palm]

In fact, i was the first one who deciphered it

Gimme award fr

[marsh copper]

ay good shit bro

u did it hella fast

[heady palm]

I did it as a joke, but then realized its some kind of a mystery

[pale galleon]

how in gods name did you decipher it

[heady palm]

Welp i took a look at the comments, someone said "what if u need to bright it up"

[pale galleon]

no way😭

[marsh copper]

Yeah its good that you did
I reckon its an aapril fools thing, but im at the premier rn and everythingg points towards the video being about scp 3001. So thats hella interesting

dunno what theyll do with that

but thats cool

[remote sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040580576610103336/1071927462210044035/nice.gif

[edgy raptor]

im 90% sure its the teaser for the april fools update releasing later today

a new scp temporarily

since they have a history of doing april fools updates

[marsh copper]

yea id think so

well the vid premiers in like 6 mins

[heady palm]

I tried to do it with the screenshot since youtube doesnt let u download recourses, then quincy gave me the source, it was to shitty when i tried to bright it with the screenshot, i managed to do it with the source

[steel haven]

Last one was like 5 year ago

[edgy raptor]

i hope yall know one of the discord moderators posted the youtube link in this chat

[marsh copper]

shit 😭

i never realised it was that long ago

[edgy raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnIOd5vZcVI

[heady palm]

nw better give me an award for deciphering it

[acoustic moat]

🏅

[edgy raptor]

participation rewards

[pale galleon]

bro gets bragging rights vro

[heady palm]

Yay

[pale galleon]

u get one game of mid tier luck vro

[plucky wigeon]

I could be the master decoder ever but I can’t be bothered to decode stuff…

[heady palm]

Ehh, i probably was the first one to notice it

[plucky wigeon]

someone else do it

[subtle kite]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-emoji-lol-xd-hahahahahaha-gif-25799154

[plucky wigeon]

ok unc here’s your participation award 🛌

[heady palm]

Yay

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[plucky wigeon]

I wonder if the sl lore will ever come to a point where they’ll start using shit like ceaser ciphers and anagrams

[shell dew]

oo

[velvet oriole]

i should not have waited for this video

[valid silo]

Once x3j runs out of ideas

[glass bronze]

Xd

[latent jackal]

chaos insurgency.

[heady palm]

I DECIPHERED SHI FOR THIS?

And i totally like this!

[pale galleon]

😭 😭

funny as

[latent jackal]

thanks I guess

[pale galleon]

gulp

[upbeat pendant]

Este servidor será Boon ||a partir del 1 de abril ||

[heady palm]

Atleast i got an award from northwood

Imagine award from Hubert

[latent jackal]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[edgy raptor]

90% sure its a teaser for april fools update

[tame hollow]

no hablo ingles

[edgy raptor]

scp-3001 (confirmed)
t posing chaos??
weird model heads that look like stewie griffins head
lots of map textures missing
all scp models looking weird (i think)

fire update fr

[tame hollow]

there will be no april fools update

that's the april fools update

[heady palm]

Hubert lied, i think

He lied on purpose

[near prawn]

A

Let's goo I'm totally a moderator now

[acoustic moat]

There is no April Fools Update Division

[edgy raptor]

how dare you grr

[heady palm]

Hes lying too!

[edgy raptor]

real

anyways did i just waste 30 minutes of my life, maybe?
was it amazing? yes.
was it worth it? no.

[heady palm]

How do we play this version of the game

[edgy raptor]

so real

i love hcz being a flat plane in unity

[rancid dome]

@tight ermine @tight ermine @tight ermine @tight ermine

[acoustic moat]

you don't sadly

game is unplayable besides that part in the video

it would run on 2fps otherwise

[heady palm]

I want to know, how u made the video

[edgy raptor]

240p 💔

[heady palm]

Dms or here if possible

[acoustic moat]

wdym how

I got one of the devs to make a custom build of the game, gave him 2 hours to mess it up as much as he could

[edgy raptor]

their talking about the low quality of everything

[acoustic moat]

then he deleted HCZ

[heady palm]

lol

[acoustic moat]

removed the culling system (big performance dump)

crunched up every single texture

[acoustic moat]

then we compressed the video which was 700MB initially down to 2.7MB

[rancid dome]

Joseph

[tame hollow]

[tight ermine]

@rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome

[heady palm]

i would still wanted to play this version of the game

[rancid dome]

Quincy :3

[edgy raptor]

was the scp 3001 thing just a distraction or can u not comment on that

[rancid dome]

Guess what Quincy

[acoustic moat]

3001 was the hook

it made sense given that HCZ was a black void

[edgy raptor]

ohh

okay

[heady palm]

Oh also, can u give me the source of the video, like the whole file

I want it in my gallery lol

[tight ermine]

👀

[tame hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1120495428127952947/SPOILER_IMG_3991.gif

[acoustic moat]

2.63 megabytes

damn

[rancid dome]

Lowkey wished I hadnt joined VS so my last played on SL would still be year+

[heady palm]

enjoying 1st april now

[rancid dome]

But then I would never have met you

[meager slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cats-cat-hug-cat-love-gif-9176149428765300540

[heady palm]

Wait, can i actually get this to tiktok? Would be funny i think

[edgy raptor]

LMFAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE D CLASS BEING GUNNED DOWN

[teal narwhal]

higher quality rightr here

[olive ridge]

Do you have more of this, pixels

[remote sand]

Are there any records of 096 being dropkicked?

[vapid smelt]

oh boi

[lost cedar]

what

[remote sand]

https://tenor.com/view/kickers-caught-gif-7775692

[lost cedar]

is that the april fools

[remote sand]

Imagine this but with 096

[lost cedar]

you can dropkick 096

[remote sand]

No :(

[lost cedar]

since when could he drop kick tho

[remote sand]

You can't ?

[valid silo]

replace 096 charge with a drop kick

[lost cedar]

sooooooooooooooooo what do you mean by drop kick

[valid silo]

funnier

[remote sand]

lol yeah

[valid silo]

also would fix the fact

him charging lowers his head

I'm cooking 🔥

[elder spindle]

#game-announcements message
I think this is an April Fools' joke.

[remote sand]

What does it say?

Too lazy to read

[heady palm]

Im interested if hubert participiated in this video

[acoustic moat]

zero

[fluid yew]

GUYS

I RELESS

MA GAME

[serene coyote]

He was a locker in first seconds

[heady palm]

Oh

[stone quiver]

He was camera guy

[olive ridge]

Always hase been, thats why he survives everytime

cameraman never dies

[stone quiver]

Camera man dies in some SL trailers

[olive ridge]

it's Hubert, he not dies, just temporally unable to live

[serene coyote]

Cuz 096 is op

!!!

[heady palm]

Someone pinged hubert today

He died

[stone quiver]

No

[stoic oxide]

Confident you get orbital striked pinging him.

[stone quiver]

No

You just die from horrible death

[olive ridge]

so you die in your bed with family near you of old age?

[heady palm]

How quincy said, its a horrible death, he blows up your house

[tame basin]

ok

[torn timber]

Micio 🫵

[verbal grove]

Goated server goated game

[heady palm]

I want to play the "april" version of the game

Even if its unplayable

Maybe i can switch x3j50`s medal for the version of the game

I think there should be some steam key for the version

[acoustic moat]

maybe there's a hidden branch password somewhere in the video

[heady palm]

WAIT ARE U FOR REAL?

Ima go spend my life searching for the password

[acoustic moat]

april fools i was joking

[heady palm]

Shit

[valid silo]

x3j is joking yeah

he just wants people to look at his secret new post

he doesn't like how it didn't get any attention

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[shell berry]

why does it say muted under the server name?

[heady palm]

What can i give for the steam key of the game🙏

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cappie-kepochka-gif-12499969040643635665

[acoustic moat]

a replacement job because that would get me fired

[sonic pelican]

Was there an april fools update? i just came home

[heady palm]

Ehh, say it was a joke bcz april fools and stuff lol

[visual acorn]

Yes

It's just dropped

Will be until 19 april

[sonic pelican]

What is new, where can i find the update log?

[visual acorn]

Basically they added a new scp

[woeful whale]

A free key for u:
M6TF9-8XQ2M-YQK9F-7TBB2-XGG88

[visual acorn]

A spider

[sonic pelican]

Is he a normal scp or a troll?

[visual acorn]

Trol

[sonic pelican]

so he is like the lama

[heady palm]

Whats that key

[sonic pelican]

so it isnt playable

right

[visual acorn]

Ye

It kills you

[woeful whale]

A free key

[sonic pelican]

awww

[valid silo]

me when I spread

misinformation

(it's okay since it is april 1st)

[visual acorn]

Pssst

Bro

Is ruining

Everything

[valid silo]

bro

I'm just pointing out

that is misinformation

what am i ruining..

[visual acorn]

No one likes you

Leave the server

[woeful whale]

There is no miss information around here

[valid silo]

true

[valid silo]

true

[heady palm]

UR LYING!!!

[valid silo]

hang on

[woeful whale]

Its a key

[valid silo]

a remove 096 person is telling me that

those don't deserve to be heard!!!

[woeful whale]

I didn't say for what

[heady palm]

A key for what?

[woeful whale]

Idk

[heady palm]

But is it working tho?

[woeful whale]

I guess

I googled valid cdkeys

[heady palm]

Ehh

I dont think that works

If u googled it

[woeful whale]

A winxp key should work

[heady palm]

Its a winxp key?

But

Isnt that like illegal

[woeful whale]

April foold

I googled literally fake cdkeys

Here this is totally valid:
AAAAA-BBBBB-CCCCC-DDDDD

[heady palm]

[heady palm]

Sorry for the multiple ping but, can u also give a non-shitty version of the video?

[acoustic moat]

it's 700MB

[heady palm]

A google disc in dms maybe? (Its ok if u cant do that)

[wintry tapir]

what to do if the game doesn't work without vpn (i'm russian)

[solid echo]

If u dont want it im taking it

[solid echo]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[glass bronze]

Hmmm

[solid echo]

Give me the video

I need it

[heady palm]

No i need it

[solid echo]

No i need it more

[heady palm]

Maybe hes making a disc rn

Or maybe not

[solid echo]

This video is mine

[heady palm]

Who knows

[gaunt talon]

Why are you the leaked bald guard

[visual acorn]

Would a Hubert Ball item giveaway get you fired

[solid echo]

This was my first pfp when i joined the server

Also when i was a shithead

[gaunt talon]

Can we kill this guy

[solid echo]

Gonna do this for aprilfools

No

Obliterate @shell plover immediately

[heady palm]

Nope, its mine

[solid echo]

I posses the holy grail for this video

Peasant

Now hand it over

[heady palm]

Hand over what, the video?

[jolly arrow]

!langucn

[gilded timber]

!langit

[snow umbra]

Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.

[jolly arrow]

Ups

[solid echo]

Yes

[jolly arrow]

!langcn

[snow umbra]

您好，这是英文服务器，您可以加入中文服务器.

[rancid dome]

Lucid dreamer

[solid echo]

Its just a random troll copypaste lol

[heady palm]

He didnt send it in my dms

[fallen solar]

Is there an apirl fools update out?

[gilded timber]

Now it's gone

[gilded timber]

No

[solid echo]

Guess we're gonna have to find him and take it away from him

[solid echo]

Meanie

[gilded timber]

Hi :D

[solid echo]

Mean lucid

[jolly arrow]

Yes

[fallen solar]

That sucks

[heady palm]

Go do it

[visual acorn]

Can't be funny even once in a year

[solid echo]

No funny allowed under big sister lucid

1964

[rancid dome]

I'm becoming a sim racis- I mean... sim racer

[solid echo]

sims

[olive ridge]

simp

[heady palm]

@solid echo Did u manage to do it

[solid echo]

gimp

[solid echo]

Nah i didnt try

Gonna give it a while

[heady palm]

U should give it a try

[solid echo]

Hes prolly printing the vid on a 480

[heady palm]

Idk, maybe hes not doing anything

[acoustic moat]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eSdSbLLGpvKfIECWVAn7PZidmc9SEF1Q/view?usp=sharing

[heady palm]

thank you!!!

[true sky]

leaking i see?

[gaunt talon]

The higher quality version

[true sky]

emoji?

sanity level

fucking scp craft typa shit

even them are lowp oly

[honest sequoia]

W marketing

[heady palm]

Bald guard is crazy lol

[analog locust]

[gaunt talon]

How didn't he desync and die at pt

[heady palm]

But i appreciate that video

[strong dune]

Cheaper town hall

[true sky]

scp sl on ps2

[heady palm]

Theres some room with lifts

[true sky]

i think its a whole modified versino of the game for just that video 💔

low quality blood

[heady palm]

Nah, x3j50 gave 2 hours to one of the developer to mess the game up

[true sky]

omg

[heady palm]

He removed the HCZ

[true sky]

and lowered all game textures

and its a whole mess

[gaunt talon]

Compressed the game files 5 times

[true sky]

it looks fun to play that version ngl

[heady palm]

U see these lifts

When he quitting lcz

U see those warhead familiar lifts right?

[woeful whale]

lore accurate Guard and NTF

[true sky]

uh

[true sky]

what could those emoji be for?

they be teasing 14.1 gameplay as a joke

[woeful whale]

tbh I would play that version

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-half-life-1-half-life-1-goldsrc-gif-17669161189174349616

[heady palm]

This is patreon leaking at this point lol

[true sky]

this version feels like playing a broken version of hl1

with all those shitty low quality textures

[gaunt talon]

Orange sprint bar

[minor goblet]

[true sky]

give us 1080p gameplay footage

[minor goblet]

Sir I'm only here to take note and observe

[true sky]

stupid QA supervisor

[fathom hawk]

The photo of the server just changed

[true sky]

cant even do shit

[fathom hawk]

[heady palm]

He said that giving us the version of the game would get him fired

[minor goblet]

👁️

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/tobias-reiper-hitman-agent-47-gif-21897396

[heady palm]

U need to ask x3j50 about that i think

[woeful whale]

I mean after 14.1 rleased this version of the game could be behind some beta branch

[true sky]

peak textures

half life 1 mixed with minecraft

or some shit

[heady palm]

they crunched up every texture

[true sky]

yep

man

if only

they did that for april fool..

[heady palm]

we were able to play that version

[true sky]

lazy devs

bleblebleblelbleble lazy dev

[minor goblet]

It's not my department. If you have questions or concerns you can contact marketing

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103141151877382215/1346946862250459198/caption.gif

[humble cypress]

alright delay the release of 14.1 Banzai

[acoustic moat]

the answer to the next 10 questions is no or yes, whichever one leads to the denial

[true sky]

add more gore... to SL?

[minor goblet]

[heady palm]

imagine if hubert watches this

[true sky]

peak update

[serene coyote]

Who is x3j50?

[true sky]

no

Who is megapatch III

[gaunt talon]

Big man

[true sky]

who is mister jan kalous the 4th

[true sky]

small man

mysterious man

[solid echo]

Where is 16.1

[acoustic moat]

chat is this game good https://store.steampowered.com/app/1324780/Easy_Red_2/

Steam

Easy Red 2

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Price

$8.99

Recommendations

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▶ Play video

[compact sierra]

.

[true sky]

2012 looking game

[solid echo]

the devil's place left unleashed

Cheap hell let loose

[heady acorn]

Did the partner beta get an update

[acoustic moat]

gives me old medal of honour nostalgia

[true sky]

unfiltered patreon leak

[solid echo]

Yes, this is 14.05

[acoustic moat]

oh yeah hell let lose

forgot about that

i should get that instead

[wicked spade]

GUYS I BECAME A MOD

[solid echo]

No

Peasant

[true sky]

!wran @wicked spade trying to be smart?

[snow umbra]

@true sky has wranned sonukyildiz Reason: trying to be smart?

[wicked spade]

KNEEL IN FRONT OF ME

[solid echo]

Stand down

I said stand down peasant

[woeful whale]

sit up

[true sky]

!execute

[heady acorn]

!14.1

[solid echo]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[woeful whale]

!pingpong

[solid echo]

!bernie

[heady acorn]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[solid echo]

[true sky]

!3114

[solid echo]

!o5

!05

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/851230673025236992/saying05insteadO5.gif

[true sky]

! | C.A.S.S.I.E. 🤖 APP https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1158177940090126346/when_it_october.mov?ex=67ed1a02&is=67ebc882&hm=9e39287555ebfecfef792f3e2e2e956af40568021a0a94d81022190231041e83&

[woeful whale]

!rep x3j50

[snow umbra]

You have just given @spare steppe a reputation point!

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cat-random-hi-pusheen-gif-14696140

[gaunt talon]

Suggest this

[woeful whale]

peak

[valid silo]

someone needs to do this but with sl skeley

[pliant plinth]

why scp looks like this ?

[valid silo]

any sfm artist here

GO

[gaunt talon]

Me

[valid silo]

you have a mission son

[gaunt talon]

45 minutes in sfm

[solid echo]

!rep @acoustic moat

[snow umbra]

You have just given @acoustic moat a reputation point!

[tawny vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1351698917057626152.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=HappyWave

[misty violet]

Not me bribing my friend with rides on my motorbike so he comes to a concert with me 😭

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/завертин-gif-8855269566900334360

[solid echo]

[gaunt talon]

Spainland

[solid echo]

Ping if you wanna be in rep wheel

[long prairie]

any discord mod?

[heady palm]

Anyways, im getting this in tiktok

[fossil wasp]

hii

[long prairie]

i dm you a second

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/завертин-gif-8855269566900334360

[fossil wasp]

dms are turned off to non-friends. could you make a modmail ticket?

[long prairie]

it's not something really important

[tight ermine]

What's it about? 👀

[supple gulch]

Nudes

[long prairie]

dmmed you

[tight ermine]

Holy shit you were right

[fossil wasp]

[valid silo]

worldbox update is coming literally

ANY second now

I'm almost gonna go insane

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-worldboxbestbox-quicklast9791-gif-20727202

[serene coyote]

yeeeeeeeea

[gaunt talon]

Peak game

[valid silo]

ong dude

worldbox is peak

and now they're adding

genetics

and religion

and good cultures and clans

and magic

[long prairie]

opened it anyway

[valid silo]

it's gonna be even more fucking peak

this is why I'm so excited for this update

[upper geode]

AHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[valid silo]

I love worldbo

worldbox

glad some people here enjoy peak too

[full mountain]

Peak sandbox game

[nimble dawn]

can someone help me with server verification

[jolly arrow]

Cool name bro 😭🙏🏼

[gilded timber]

What part do you need help with?

[nimble dawn]

well i am trying to do the auto verification process

[proven hawk]

i hope in worldbox I can make genetically modified frogs

[nimble dawn]

from the console

[orchid kraken]

@gilded timber

[untold dawn]

will there be something added for april fools?

[orchid kraken]

Long pocket dimension

[nimble dawn]

when i put in the command !verify dynamic it says it failed to connect to my server @gilded timber

[proven hawk]

Hey moderator, why does my game infinitely say 'Authorizing'?

[gilded timber]

No, there isn't an April fools update :(

[untold dawn]

mid

[untold dawn]

sad

[gilded timber]

That usually means your server isn't accessible from the internet!
If you need help with server setup, open a ticket in #technical-support

[nimble dawn]

i did open a ticket but no one is responding

how do i make it accessible

[gilded timber]

The team are volunteers, someone will be around to help you as soon as they are available

[rain wharf]

Just release the update Nubert Hoszka

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1313975233266585732/shocked_car.gif

[visual acorn]

Chat gpt image gen is crazy

[strange trellis]

stinky ai

make funny image yourself

[valid silo]

true

just learn to draw

[warped magnet]

Burger

[strange trellis]

or photoshop

or any other photo editing software because adobe fucking stinks

[regal shoal]

Where did u get my pic lil bro

[visual acorn]

RU not asmongold bud

[visual acorn]

People fear what they don't understand

[regal shoal]

[unreal gate]

shocked car

[high hinge]

[long prairie]

Guys, i have decided that i must end northwood monopoly on betas, enjoy!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kefcw2hiiM7AhqLKG_CNn7ql_qnuoCH3-vRibm9sat0/edit?tab=t.0

[full pond]

hells kitchen died rip

[regal shoal]

bankrupt the northwoods

[long prairie]

that's the plan

[still wigeon]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[visual acorn]

Nortwood docs don't look like dat

[somber raptor]

They givin us

They givin us a Godot course

[long prairie]

it's free just enjoy!

[orchid kraken]

@long prairie @visual acorn @somber raptor

[somber raptor]

Bro got struck

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[karmic stone]

'

[heady palm]

Im wondering if 160 followers counts as a content maker

[plucky wigeon]

THE CHINESE CENTURY

[gilded timber]

Applications for content creators are currently closed, once they reopen you'll be able to see the requirements in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1266776162567323820

[orchid kraken]

Minimum requirements 2000 in yt

[orchid kraken]

Ah yes... the #unknown

[plucky wigeon]

scp sl discord arg find the clues in #unknown…

[heady palm]

Thanks

[gilded timber]

Click on it, Discord just likes to pretend forum posts don't exist

It's a valid link

[exotic whale]

@heady palm ti chto moder zdes?

[heady palm]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[heady palm]

And the answer to this is no

[arctic cape]

I hate you all

[heady palm]

This is how lucid taught me

[hexed cape]

.

[swift imp]

that’s not very nice

[arctic cape]

Oh yeah what of it?

[tardy scarab]

✋ 😐 ✋

[regal shoal]

He's next gen of rage baiting let him cook

[gray valve]

What is the server picture?

I know it's Bernie Sanders but what is he eating?

[gilded timber]

The scp logo I believe

[arctic cape]

Cats are food and to be eaten

[heady palm]

Christmas scp sl logo

[summer wave]

may i have a word in dms?

[regal shoal]

Yeah I got that youre Chinese man

Calm down

[gilded timber]

Sure

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932919577405423666/1260257886274060389/piwo.gif

[brazen rapids]

man what the hell is the new discord pfp on this server?

[summer wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885064523785064458/1290090249896198176/411939629_1040651203882463_4235100071922730009_n.gif

[fossil wasp]

it’s beautiful

[summer wave]

it was a well needed overhaul

[summer wave]

is 18 a hard requirement for job apps or are there possible exceptions

[brazen rapids]

its glorious

[fossil wasp]

it use to be dif but i believe it’s a hard requirement

[arctic cape]

he doesn't know
Heheheeheheh

🤭

[summer wave]

is there like a document anywhere you can check

or a higherup you can ask rq

double check if its impossible

i kinda dont wanna wait till may

😔

it may be gone by then

[fossil wasp]

both open positions are 18+

[summer wave]

aufsdhfghsfghs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932919577405423666/1260257886274060389/piwo.gif

ok

[tight ermine]

All NW-related positions have an 18+ age requirement

[regal shoal]

[fossil wasp]

the end of community helpers