#general-chat
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what fight
just scroll up
Am i the cat or?
Put me down
cat
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i like trains
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i like trains
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I wish you guys a blessed night. See ya in 12h
Yes i am
Cute cat

Ty ^ω^
There's no rhyme or rhythm to my Spotify playlist RANDOM BULLSHIT GO
I was listening to my playlist and it went from loverboy by a-wall to m.a.a.d city by Kendrick Lamar
insane transition
Right after Just A Girl by No Doubt I have Crucified by Army Of Lovers
Then Baby One More Time from Kung Fu Panda 4 (the jack black one)
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How often do yall take showers
Just took one
Haven’t taken one since Counter strike came out
Which I’m pretty sure was before I was born if you count when it first started in 2000
Showers are overrated, and so is employment!
Not necessarily
If you don't wash your skin for a month, the bacteria causing the smell dies off.
Obviously you wont smell like fresh flowers or fruity but nasty body odor isn't as penetrant compared to havent showered in 4 days
There was a study on it a few years ago iirc
A bath will still do wonders.
i mean he's not wrong but still shower chat for hygiene
I had one yesterday with a lot of foam. Had bought some nice bath bomb which made it smell like a pine forest
Nice
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ok but what are they supposed to do with that
they are sitting down, within arms reach
i could literally just grab it and crack her skull
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Gambling works some times
@coarse pendant лох обоссаный
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There we go
!lungru 
How often do I take a shower on what basis like a yearly basis I would say about 4 maybe 5 times a year
I HATE when you accidentally admit something
Now all my friend wants to do is talk about it
And I just want to forget it happened
What did you say?
Accidentally told my best mate i like rhem
I...am !langru
Now all he wants to do is talk about it
And won’t take no for an answer
I remember one time one of my friends said he brushes in the shower
maybe he took it as a joke, or if not, yikes thats messed up to do
ok thats insane
I want him to just FORGET I said it
be better clean his hair before doing it
He said it "saves time"
But then he said the toothpaste sometimes goes everywhere

Oh teeth
I thought you meant hair brush
I was very confused for a second there
I mean thatd be a little messed up too but not too bad
Wdym like he brushes his hair?
Hey Michal. Vsauce here ahh moment
See, im not the only one
Well there are only two areas you can brush
Why does he have a picture of heavy on his mirror
And you called me stupid
Wait wrong gif

When did I call u stupid
Thats kinda stupid
Stupid
I was referring to pink man
Stupid
What?
No i said i thought hair brush as well
I was referring to this message not the message about the brush
That’s from a good movie
Ohhh
It all makes sense now
Well, the reason heavy is on his mirror is the same reason why scout can create mad milk so fast
Im saying why does sniper have a picture of heavy
Then i was going to make a tf2 is woke now joke
I don’t know if you don’t know or your joking
I’m assuming your joking
Pack it up vro 💔
Joking
Good morning,chat
3 PM in the superior timezone
Then good night
I live in Russia - Samara
Like a real man
Whos up all night and why u trying to be them
But you also need to sleep
What are you some kind of 3114 clone!??
Need to see a doctor
Yeah but I’m to lazy
Are you torturing yourself? Brr, it's like the quote "I have no mouth, but I must scream"
No need to get all physiological
tbh they really should add a woman class
I studied psychology, and now psychotherapy.
Like you went to college for it or you just studied it on YouTube?
I have no butt and I must scream
No, I read additional literature and also practice my skills 🙂
Ooooh, this is too much
monday left me broken
Didint answer the question
939:
Don't u mean psychological?
if ur gonna interview him might as well go to his house damn
Physiological refers to physical things
I have ptsd from that damn dog

I don't go to college, I'm still in school, but sometimes I watch YouTube, but usually I prefer literature
I have something else from that dog
same but like in an anissa way
Shit it didn't reply
939:
what
Miss Pauling in scp sl when
Oh ok
TF2 waifu 
i was talking about tf2
We gonna get contracts to kill chaos
Did not see that
No
Im stupid
The rebels also have a good motive
Hey facility guard! C.A.S.S.I.E here. Just wanted you to know there's a bunch of chaos in the facility. You up for a contract?
just like the coalition
939 isn't a dog
You are...
Yes,i think
We just call it a dog because of its old design, but current 939 looks nothing like a canine
this is a dog
Id still smash
ok bro
This is "with many voices"
And y’all thought I was weird
Uh oh Gazz typing
cease.
If it even remotely looks feminine I swear people will try
Busted
The human nature

Decease
You have been warned about talking inappropriately about 939s in the past.
I would recommend you stop

Okay :(
Man has a record
Can you blame him

It is what it is
The cycle of violence continues

Whatd u expect
It says on the gate if it exist there’s content of it
Stop
I expected ordinary art, not...
Did u just search up 939 and check images or...
Ayo
I'll drag you into the same hole
Those who know:
What
@shrewd gull I saw that shit
ITS TRUE
Dino, wipe the chat
In saw that, don't make those jokes
Just art
Sorry Gazz
Are we overworking dino
Don't even think about it
I feel bad now
I think so
Anyhow, next person to bring up that side of creative liberties about SCPs will be shot
Let’s chillax now
oh god
Go to bed
shootings are gonna happen soon
Instead of that creative side
Didint know this is America
How about we talk about mass genocide of d class
I love killing d class
Just like a chaos rebel
Hmm
Dosent matter if they have a gun or not dosent matter if there running or standing still if there orange there getting shot
What if they cuffed
Dosent matter
D-class are people too DON'T KILL D-Class
I ALYWAYS murder d class
You're bad man Arthur Morgan
honestly I wouldint doubt that there is a clip of me killing a d class that is cuffed
Gotta do what you gotta do
and sometimes you gotta do bad things
urgh i hate this pc ui
BUT NOT KILLED D CLASS
Think of it this way, if theres a 079 in the game, killing Class Ds are kind of necessary so that 079 doesn't level up as fast.
Sometimes, not every day
Well... I play on rp servers
Every day
Okey,you're right
Plus more spawnwave
I make sure to murder as many d boys as possible
That is my sole mission when I spawn in as a guard
You have to keep the population low
i found it
Well, cuffing them and escorting them out rewards your team with influence and time reductions
Don’t care
Said like a true SL player.
But let's drag out the round

Class Ds are illegal
kitchen island
It’s cause of the discord filter
Make sure to read the rules of the server you are playing on before doing that
Had to test 
Oh it’s against the rules I just don’t care
yea
pretty sure the guy the who did it got talked to by the mods after
north wood never has staff on

🙂
Rules were meant to be broken
I’ve got pulled into the capy bara room one to many times
some rules werent meant to be broken
I feel like stabbing you for that
uh oh
the knife is on my back rn
Let’s not clown react
But also no need to brag about breaking rules on servers either
it’s ironic coming from a guy with a sexual relationship with dog
vro what 😭
Nope
!shoot @unreal shadow
🔥
puglife8276#0 has been muted in this server.
pug got killed….

not even im that down bad 💀
tonight carrys a heavy toll
carrys 💔
yeah
Enough about 939.
im saying that right
Okie dokie Gazzaroni 🫡
this needs to be a catchphrase
Peak
Absolute peak
That was not nice of you dino
PUG IS BACK
Real question pug
how was the hospital bill?
From google and I know thank you it’s why I chose it
lmao
Expensive and I’m billing it to you
I think he likes pugs perhaps
Likes is an understatement
Woah
what even is a pug
A sin of nature
why…..
Thx
But there so cute
Because humans
crazy how 99% of us have comitted a crime
yup guilty
Hi Noemi
What crimes have you commited

If you live in the United States it’s illegal to use a online name ohter then your real government issued name
Hiya Andi 
The most lame crimes
probably some traffic laws
alright traffic is a step up
well i did say 99% of us, didnt specify the severity
true that
Seriously?
Yuppers it’s from a super old law from the 1980s it’s basically a form of fraud
Because your lying about your name
imagine living in the US 💔
American 💔
Neither of those are crimes here 

But murder of d boys?
A okay
Where is here
first stage: denial
Imagine living in the US 
Imagine not living in the usa
Noe lives in Romania
Couldint be me
living in the US in the big 25 
Fucking commie
woah chill out

Suddenly, I now live in Romania and is also a commie. 
It’s okay, it could be worse
pug secretly a communist perhaps
LOL
Wait no
Maybe he is 

whos the president
Oh, are you sure about that?
Me when defects during the cold war
🍊
^^^^
All US citizens should know that the president of the USA is Michael Jackson
But best to not go into detail on that front
Defects to where?
you fucking communist
I thought you where going to say something about the Berlin Wall
taking about the Cold War
I don’t think it’s appropriate to go around calling anyone from specific countries “a commie” though
And defecting
We never brought up the Berlin wall?
Alright im back, who's dead
What?
Never said you did I said you where talking about the Cold War and defecting
pug is under investigation
I dunno
puglife 
politicslife
Jesus, I can hardly makes sense of this guy lol
what’s the new topic
Slavery
ok maybe not
i dont trust this colour
I'll just get off Discord for the morning
it looks black on the bottom with peach and orange the top
Rate my Roblox fit
is it weird to do a beep test at 3/4am?
What’s that
Wdym what’s that?
fitness gram pacer test
I love pacer tests
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
your different
This shit made me see out my veins
The specific type of running was so weird
What did they have you do?
And the sound is engrained in my memory
They just had us run back and forth
just running back and forth did something weird with my eyes
running back and forth was kinda fu ngl
It’s different than running in a straight line
fun
its acc so dumb because you can be good at running and healthy yet still suck at it
Yeah I sucked at it lmao
i loved it
It was easy at the start but it started to get to fast for my fat ass
we both sucked at it, we sucked at it so hard, the sucking was so hard
💀
I would call in sick if I knew the pacer test was going to happen
They’d just make us do it next class
level 8 is what healthy people are supposed to get, i got 5
But I had to do it because of state requirements so I would be pulled out of the next class and forced to do it by myself
So I got the entire gym watching me do it
Yeah that’s really how it was to
I just found this scrolling thru my phone
I don’t remember having this in my photo album
putting it out there with the truck?
yh
Yes

Tech Jacket, Allen, Invincible, Omniman, Battlebeast, Oliver; Thragg is cooked🔥
OPTIMUS NOOO
Thragg?
Kragg
Kraggle
genuinly surprised my phone didnt get snatched when i was in london briefly
i wasnt aware of its reputation so i was just chilling watching reels like a dickhead
im crying
ykw, flip you all. you are now banished to have this keyboard
What’s this?
Metastasis the Colombian breaking bad has a better rating
Yep, pretty much what i expected
Honestly
All the new disney shit is flopping and it's ass
Only good thing was the lion king that came out on december
forgot this pic
I've seen worse.
Lion King wasnt even good either
I rather watch the old one
Yeah but it was the only good thing that came out of disney recentallly
Compared to
The ass they
Pump out
True
But lion king was okey-ish
Good Disney projects in the last 5 years…
Taka is somewhat cool but I immeditly called it
When he grabbed mufasa by his paws when the alligator tried to kill mufasa
That was me fr
Spoilers for mufasa the lion king: ||younger scar||
Oh
Didn’t Mufasa also bomb at the box office
Way better then the lion guard
By having him be bit by a stupid snake
Tho the song is fire
Bomb as in did well?
Cuz yes it did
Got over 700$ million
It's peak btw should totally listen to it
Song from episode 'Battle for the Pride Lands'. For lyrics turn on captions.
Watch the full episode here: ✅ https://watchtlg.net/watch?v=11867063&s=u
Keywords:
battle for the pride lands,
season 3 scar's story, song,
young, mufasa, ushari, strange lion,
i'll destroy the guard, part
how i got my scar,
simba and kion to pay,
jak skąd skaza ...
Banger
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What if I have multiple badges, is there a way where I can decide which one I want?
Probably yeah
How
ахерел?
Idk
But i know that people that have multiple global badges can choose any they want
Or you talking about local badge?
Global
Well i dunno go to @dull ferry and ask there
Car
orange tinted car
@valid silo
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3:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no embed for green roles
hell under the barrel
I got it for free on Epic, then epic wiped all my save data and i havent played it since
Hi guys
Can I be a translator?
!suggestions
Look for a listing in #1279953987520565282
Is more true
If there's no listing for translator, they're not looking for any more
Cuz like the top part is smthn they'd say to your idea!!
Alas, there are no translator vacancies there
Rip
Sorry
@tame hollow
Long ass gif
its like 4 seconds vro
im gonna kill you
damn old HCZ hallways feels different now
anyway, who the fuck in Discord thought that it would be great idea to make new UI?
it sucks
Uhh
My chaos insurgent plushy is about to ship!
Same
That's a little early than I expected. Maybe they are just prepping to just shove them out in May asap
Unfortunate, but at least most survived this time
@sleek estuary
I love you❤️

🤤
Watch how you talk to my boyfriend

That was from 2023.
I’m feeling a bit.. nostalgic..
Went all the way back through just to reply


Northwood please fix the 1344 bug 🥀
ok, back to my eternal slumber I go
!seabunny
@meager slate 
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Hey is anyone else getting kicked to the main menu in any server when a round restart occurs? There isnt a "Connection Lost" error or anything, it just boots me to the main menu without warning when a round restarts and it happens even on servers with like, 8 people.

One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
Maybe something new will happen today
Bazinga
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One message removed from a suspended account.
Ok
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ugh
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@fossil wasp
@fossil wasp ping
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Pong.
!maid
@tough tapir
I keep losing in gambling
I hate this slot machine
Dude i wish she would leave
Never
Whom from where?
Bonk
!maid
@tough tapir
uninstalling and reinstalling did the trick. ig it was SL being silly
One more cat gif and i explode
Daily Spongdal
is the game ram demanding or cpu demanding?
ram 
Cpu intensive
if i have alot of ram do u think the game will run well
integrated gpu 
tomodachi life 2 though
peak gaming
idrm if its on low graphics
i couldnt even run the game before
but on my older pc it did?
idk tbh
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Fun fact scp sl mines bitcoin while you play
right..
nah it’s like 100000% true
you dont even play the game
so strange i dont see it when were friends on steam 
yeah, and didnt know their numbers
go on, say it
999

hello
OMG DOES IT ACTUALLT MATTER

Yes
no it doesn’t
Always the fucking same
Yes
You can give a rep!
do !rephubert
only if he adds twerk emote
rep sae instead
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Hey, anyone know how I would report a attempted ban evasion?
!rephubert
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Guy tried to use a different user on the same ip lol
what
The... thing I just said...
idk what what you just said means
oh
I have both steam IDs
I'm a VS owner if that helps at all
I didn't hack a console or anything
you can send an email to appeal@scpslgame.com
we dont moderate ingame
thought they were referring to discord
No, in my game server
Thanks mate
I wasn't in this channel at the time that was said :(
sad moment fr
wait is ban evasion against northwood tos? or why does it get reported
do we need to report it
bc ur evading a ban...
Yeah like trying to evade a ban is... like...
yea but what has northwood to do with it, just ban him again on your server
we had that once, and just banned him once more
The EULA is pretty clear on this:
- It is forbidden to bypass bans issued on any Server or Community and bans issued by Northwood.
https://store.steampowered.com/eula/700330_eula_0
Also stupid question

You must venture to the center of an active volcano first to prove you are worthy
are we needed to report it tho? As Server team i mean?
or is it just something we can do
Not really. This rule is mostly for repeated offenders which ruin the fun for everyone
You can just ban them
ok thanks
I can give you the address if ya want lol
wasnt it the pit where 20 hosts got tossed in, and the last surviving host gets the role?
I'm weak
Girly girl lol
train
Confirmed hacker
Launching orbital strike
NOOOOHOHOHOOO
okay hack me bud
Special forces team is on its way
Nah I'm getting my emancipator suit
1 cents bitcoin
no roleplay in #scp-discussion
Foster care took away my computer and headset
Literally lol
please no gore in general ! or sth
Huh?????
!langru
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no orgre in general
Грегорі, бачиш маленький отвір на підлозі? Ти коли-небудь чув про «серед нас», Грегорі? Тобі треба вентилюватися. Я знаю, що тобі буде важко бути sus, але я знаю, що ти зможеш, Грегорі.
Anyways, gotta go. About to have english
!langru
English only please
ogre
clover hacker my ass
!wran @eager wadi English server pwease
@jolly arrow has wranned dj_nathan_ Reason: English server pwease
silent french entity
Bro got fire from the DJ position
fired
hes now just Nathan
:(
@mighty crest Just a heads up, if you're a server host you can type /hostrole in your server console to gaint the discord role of server host.
!tempban @fair ore compromised, change your password
Oh
I gave my Chromebook
Done. Enough chaos for now.
Have
Not local admin?
Cause I have the actual console
server console
Not in game
@vale kayak mind giving them small assistance, kinda busy
Make that a gif and then into a command
what
The steps to get the role
!hostrole In the server console, not the remoteadmin
Do it in your servers console, Most I will do is laugh at you
!hostrole
Do it in your servers console, Most I will do is laugh at you

Server console as in local, or in game
Local
Ok
Error unauthorized
🥀
Wassup
Make a ticket in #technical-support
That way I can ask you to provide screenshots and such
Kk
yea you need to win a fight in the pit first
against 19 others
either you win or your life is fuel for the path of others
Imagine you need to win a global event badge to host
NW add this pls, I want to be sure every server I play on is hosted by elite pros only 🙏🏻
Ghostz is like the only event winner I know of that isn't NW Staff
confirmation that events are rigged?
BAM instantly less trolls in SL, If you do shit the War lord descents to punish your mortal soul
NW likes "borrowing" event winners from art contest
Otherway around
we know where you're all keeping them
"hired"
Jacket is rediscovered during Parabellum
Made it for ya






