#general-chat
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Hi y’all
Hi
Fumo
imagine if cola didn't have a stacking boundary
You’d die really quickly after 3
yk what else we could imagine 😄
Well. Yellow Candy doesn't have a cap
Anything
Besides the default 255 limit of status effects
It has a wrapper
LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
what if we added cheats to SL
Ban all people with level <50
@runic lichen sHE LEfT 🥲
Happens to the both of us
both?
It already doesn’t make sense
Scp doesn’t make sense
Scp is either big monster that kills you or funny toy sail boat that likes to talk about politics
Evil candy that makes you evil then kills you
Or a cheeseburger that makes you really angry
That’s me all the time
why cant i join scp sl servers
A can of shaving cream that doesn’t run out and is very comfortable to use
Hmmmmmm
I just got into this server, so what does 500 do exactly?
I need that
It cures you of everything except death
Me too
I assume things like, viruses, diseases, wounds, even missing limbs?
Just for your face right?
Not missing limbs you can’t regrow eyes
I shave everything
With what
Diseases and wounds I think so
A razor
What kind of razor
A woman’s body razor
Hmmmm alright so not limbs, but wounds and diseases.
What about things like, headaches, or fevers?
Read the article
scp 500
• SCP-500 — Panacea (+1293)
• SCP-5000 — Why? (+3639)
• SCP-5001 — Sacrosanct (+944)
• SCP-5002 — A Death in Containment (+881)
• SCP-5004 — MEGALOMANIA (+766)
Prolly
(It's the first one)
Oh didn’t they make Donald trump an scp
For some fucking reason
Holy shit they did
Scp 1981
guh
😭
but I keep getting a "You have been kicked message" from server bans system (authentication session mismatch from every server)
same here
You’re all banned
what happened?
It's EVERY server
@icy phoenix #game-announcements
oh thanks
anyone know how to not get kicked for authentication mismatch ive tried restarting and reinstalling
nothing's really working so yeahh noo
oh
Again?
servers are tweaking
i thought it was a yokai it was a banshee
Hey guys
new scp just dropped it called you cant play the game
Some helpful people explained why you can’t get into any servers
Central Servers
bomb
john server said no games for you today
Wait a while
if you put some effort in you can find the #game-announcements
Alright so ik it's a bit of a joke question but I'll answer it.
From my understanding since there's not enough testings to suggest what happens if you OD on 500 without any wounds or symptoms.
There's a testing where a D-class was cured of their hangover after stealing one.
So it would cure even things that would affect the mind.
So, as many things deny the laws of science, sure it wouldn't do anything.
BUT if it did, then it may theoretically overload your senses, and even grow a tumor on you.
I lost my scp 3114 and the flamingo role after my unmute
It could cure my depression?
What if you only took half a pill
Anyone know a good virtual soundboard thats easy to use?
mmmmmmmm more testings are in the works
Soundpad
On steam
Any free ones?
Soundpad
Just buy it
You’re not going to get a good one that’s free
Ill try the demo first
Damn… don’t have any of those
Why would you need a woman’s body razor
🪒
Whats the difference between the Soundpad demo and paid version?
To shave my face with out burns or ingrown hair
Or pimples that appears after
Demo only lets a play a sound a few times every time you open it
Ok
A woman’s razor won’t prevent that
You need to start cleaning your face regularly
With what
water
Tell me your secrets
I get it…
STOP
Is this Facebook
Yup
Don't know what this is
Today's a special day 
Oh yeah?
elaborate -3-
:))
Status.
You doing anything cool?
Ig story posts
Someone with a reserved slot might have joined, or someone else connected to the server faster than you could
Too many discord mods
Most probably when you sleep tho :(
Probably the second my connection blows
I'll take a look when I wake back up, but congratulations!!
I hope it goes well

If you can't beat them, join them
Terran should become marketable plushie again
I choose hand in toaster @gilded timber
You only need one to type
Dammit
Being a dmod is a lil lame in my opinion
gmod on the other side
it’s fun and it quite possibly can lead to other opportunities in northwood
I just don't want to see all the ticket channels
I have fun
(Most of the time
)
The helpful collapse category option:
Inst 99% of the job writing !langru
Only if you are Nathan
Their main job is to prevent meme zone from imploding on itself
If you can’t beat them, beat them UP.
Not that often surprisingly
Meme zone spreading into #general-chat and #scp-discussion is the worst outcome
Well, he's been here since 2018
I thought that the command was quite new
1/1000 of his messages are !langru
Since November 2023, so point taken
That's not bad going all things considered
1/150 if count from November
2023
Personally, I don't consider it to be that much of a detriment 
My 2 most used commands are prob just the rank/rep command

!rep @scarlet anchor
You have just given @scarlet anchor a reputation point!


What up Gazzotron
A Staffordshire bull terrier mix
He's right beside me, his name is Barret
(Yes I need to vacuum my floor, I know)
He's only 13 weeks old
You recently got em
yeah I got him last sunday
From those puppy eyes I can see great intelligence
His eyes are so adorable!!!!!
Makes my heart weep
My cat could beat up your dog
he's the definition of puppy eyes
All he wants is to play :(
Sunglasses on barret
He's from a Foster Home in witch he lived with three cats so I'm sure he knows how to deal with felines
I'm pretty sure he'll shake the off as he doesn't like sunnies sadly
Awww fair enough
give bro all the bacon he wants
He likes ham
haha
Which is close enough
@dim pendant Is Nevada okay?
Hallo
Did you see the new patreon posts?
Crazy things are coming out am I right?
Like that new thing
Yeah
You think they still post to patreon?
Everything gets posted in discord now
Actually they might actually post to patreon I have no idea
I don’t check it
Check right now and tell me
bro thought he could get free sl patreon posts 🤣
!patreonportal
Side quests in the game!!!
They're adding SCP 125
they stole my numbers and did not give me credit smh
Why do you think they call it loading bay 125
Cause they're loading SCP 125
All makes sense now
no, they are posted on both discord and the new patreon portal
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
thats how many capybaras they hid
The Discord has some teasers but all the big teasers and posts are on the patreon portal
The Discord patreon channel will send a link to them
Preparing ro take the shot
Nuh uh
Aside from allat 😒
The menu related announcements
Would you prefer to shot in the head or the heart?
Neither preferably
👀 
stop that gif always makes me giggle
It's all shit and giggles until someone giggles and shit 😔
Or just shit
5️⃣ 🐝 🫵 2️⃣
I love this game
3114 when 14.0 hit QA
LCZ whenever guards enter
I gave a rank noclip and staff chat, but they can't access ra. What am I doing wrong?
Post this weasel
Your p :(
did you add their steam id to the remote admin file and assign them a role
and also remove the placeholders?
Rat
New tf2 update
Added a borderless window option to video settings
Added bicubic lightmaps (from Half-Life 2: 20th Anniversary Update)
Added radial fog (from Half-Life 2: 20th Anniversary Update)
Valve update sdk 2013 too
🤯

!maid
@cinder sapphire
!rep @cinder sapphire
You have just given @cinder sapphire a reputation point!
Maiden
you 
!maid
@cinder sapphire
!rep @cinder sapphire
You have just given @cinder sapphire a reputation point!
!rep @grizzled totem
You have just given @grizzled totem a reputation point!

oh
!maid
@tight ermine
!rep @tight ermine
You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!
So many maids
Surely there's a head maid atp
Nathan
I see 
!rep @wicked spade
You have just given @wicked spade a reputation point!
Masterpiece profile
You know what day is today?
Noxplis execution day
A lot
Name 5
5
5
@meager slate
How terrifying would being trapped in security cameras for like 15 years?
Bro let me sleep I swear
What?
@umbral crow
Wrong person mb
Won't let you sleep now

.
!maid
@tough tapir
これは何ですか
Yes
Ba
First thing I see when I joined this discord 🙏
Yes
Praying for you O great Mita
😔
How else will I keep someone from being sleep deprived now
What does that say
burp
Tyty 🫡
I am so sorry for your loss 
no fuck you
:(
Also performs very well anyway, no big optimisation needed.
NOT YOU NOEMI
Ty my therapist will be hearing about this
Again
Discord
do you know what happens in dr brights mayhem servers
You need to hire 2 therapists bruh
i dont think vr is gonna be good for that
I acc have 2 💀
i need 3 fucking idiot
One for yourself and the other for your therapist
@tight ermine !!!!
Not rlly it’s for my job we’re required
What he looking at me like that for
He clearly was level 10 when he joined
i dont know
Dumb
There’s a cheater in the northwood official server and it won’t let me report him
Ask others to report him
“Can only report cheaters”
Humongous
Boobies


I still you being mean to joe again
it is alright @tame hollow
!maid
@tight ermine
Imagine not enjoying booba
!rep @tight ermine
You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!
!maid
@tough tapir
oh ya.... I found my first deer with cwd yesterday. They aren't kidding when they say that they don't fear humans when they get it (which makes sense because brain dead). That deer was ya. @tough tapir
thankful it is not transferred over to us
Wisconsin last time I checked had a lot more so I am surprised I saw one here and not over more north
Stop the horny
shoutout to booba
meeting zombie deer now?

Shoutout to
ya I am surprised I never found one before
even more so not in Wisconsin
but they are
there is a difference between community managers and devs
you know
or usually
that doesnt prove your point
Why so serious
smh
Somehow...
No fun allowed


@tough tapir
You dont need to be horny to admire a good set of booba
XD
Reactions should be allowed in #advertisements
the only time you can reach my head is when im sleeping
Could be allowed
not allowing reacts in adverts
For obvious reasons
Ye
this man's adverts, pregnant man react them
Doesnt stop me
I'll wake you up
ill take away your newspaper
Jokes on you, I have two
🤨
ill spray you with water so the newspaper wont be effective

🤨

Huh
😭 what!!?
No way vro called me gay
I’m sorry😔
Why

👖
!stab @glacial nymph
Here I have a spare pair
the.dclass#0 has been muted in this server.
There he goes
At least bring me out to dinner first
I don't mean anything sexual i swear

🤨
my favorite part is when the robber says "its robbing time" and robs all over everyone
😭
Apple var!!
God bless dj_Natgan_
You are next
scootus
scootus
e
me next! 
!stab @dull aspen
foodeater#0 has been muted in this server.
YIPPEE
Watch the stare of darkness and millions of other SCP Secret Laboratory videos captured using Medal.
when you're playing rock paper scissors but both of you pick sicissors so you have to have an epic fight
Lunar
Shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smttkZ06oYg funny this was uploaded 13th april at my bday lol
Absolutely insane clip by my boy fuze, he asked me to upload this masterpiece which he spent a year and a half on.
Check out his channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkzIPO0-cy-h2Kj8gJwTbYg
Snapchat: SparklesYT
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SparklesNinjaGroup
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/SparklesYT
Hosting?: http://pkrhosting...
hi guys
"Take of your pants"
Only sentence missing is "bend over"
Hello Mr. Ben Dover
Something should click in your head when you say stuff like that
Anime rock paper scissors
Like "I think I went too far" or "they will understand it wrongly"


Cya around
I left the basement :))))))
You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!
We must HD2
ofc
!rep @naive bramble
You have just given @naive bramble a reputation point!
is hubert moszka on this serwer
He's
tag him
Yes, yes, I will ping him right away
I don't need to
why
Good question
If you want him here, then tag him yourself
!status
okey i restart game
i dont know what hubert is moszka
Don't ping him
does he had rank on this server
Unless you want to get disintegrated
.
chat
😭
what is that viewmodel bro
best viewmodel
^^^^
american cop cam pov
bodycam ah
he's aiming down the sight
very profi
awscoutp
The RTX 5070 Ti launches on the 20th and we have already seen the pricing... it's bad. Like cards will not be at MSRP at all from what we can tell. Also, performance has been pretty much confirmed and that looks OK, but nowhere close to how much these are going to cost.
==JOIN THE DISCORD!==
https://discord.gg/xbVEkhPJ72
Jay: https://youtu.be...
or "how freaky can i make the discussion"
THAT SHIT isnt even worth its money
just buy amd atp
booba
booba
booba
fucking zombies

Very rare thing happened today
Italian train arrived early

frecciarossa?
Where is @runic lichen
No, regional
ah
You don't know how bad it is in Germany
I had to wait 6 hours once
impossible
least obvious lie:
He was paid by the Italian government to say that
it cant be any other way
my bus driver is insulting a car cause she almost collided with him
That happens almost every time
bro bologna prime
@pure mica
ah
No name talking...
ah okay
Sounds like a normal day
When u escape but see Helicopter
shaqalicious
@crystal reef unemployed
Employed
Salutations fine shyts!
I'd imagine it's more than 1
fuck that would be 500 people
5 thousand
fuck it 500k aint enough
5 trillion
500 trillion
500 quintillion
mm yes gaslighting
what gaslighting mate
i think i m going crazy
noemi is no longer mod
you were a mod
Not sure where you're getting this from mate
We're doin what now?
Nothing, Nothing.

execution
No. Thats not very friendship
Yes
guys why i cant play the game anymore it keep saying "authentication failure authentication timeout exceeded" dude i was just playing normally like yesterday 😭
i really stressing me out 😭
i wish i can understand what that mean
"POV: you escape as D-Class but u see helicopter"
lmao
Anything like a plugin that could override permissions?
Then what’s your configs lookin like
I gave myself the role, and gave it the noclip and Admin chat permissions
, but you can’t access RA is the problem
Yes
Holy shit is the reunion today?
I forgot
Daily Spongdal
Yeah 
I guess I'm not sleeping tonight

i usually ran for my life to escape since the heli will take a while
With all these SL events for Americans I'm doing a dementia speedrun
There must be some in Europe
😭
Ok, I have a feeling it’s not reading the RA file, have you tried using setgroup on yourself for the role?
Don't i need ra for that?
You can use the console
The server console?
Correct and do /setgroup (your RA ID) (whatever your role is called)
Yall think kanye is being black mail or he just like that
Well it does give me the rank though
He just like that
ok I have an idea then what might be going on, try staff chat and noclip in the client console
Use the @ symbol to talk in staff chat
That's a thing?
currently building a new motorbike playlist
Indeed
@omfg im so talking in staff chat rn
For example in client console I can do “@hi staff”
see
How do I run the noclip command?
noclip
Should be as simple as typing noclip
Was

I'll try it later today i guess
you are plugin dev tho
Yes
Why does everyone have this role
how do you not know how to run a command
I've never run a command in client console
probably ticket
Even people who don't know basic SL commands
LabAPI announcements
Oh
Server owners/plugin devs would want it 
It's not that i don't know basic commands, i never knew they could be run in client console
fancy troll
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS STEAM EMOJI SPAM NOW
Cooler version of NWApi
Fair enough
please dont spam steamsad or ill fucking blow your house up
Indeed they can
Steamsad is pretty chill


steamsad lab
steamangtry
or youre executed
That’s steam angry
#steam-emoji-spam
Not steam happy
Open
may the steam emoji spam
If Nathan can open a channel..
He clearly can open #event-winners
We NEED event winners chat back
I almost misslicked stickers..
Yeah cuz wheres my role
What role
Don't know anything about you having an event winner role
Level farming chat is open
So we all got amnesiac...
Huh, what's that
What's a father?
spam steamhappy now
I lovw this pic
The prequel to gangsta pineapple
friendly pineapple
wow
MER gif
Is anyone else still having problem with authentication error
Hi, have you tried typing ar in console and refreshing the server?
dont ever close down steamhappy
why is #steam-emoji-spam back
why not
Surely event winner chat..

deleted it now
It’s never been more over
Mind checking #897643267473145866 and #1098299774291157043 for potential fixes
mind checking #steam-emoji-spam and #steam-emoji-spam for 
Yea you see the thing is there is no LocalAdminLogs in my files as the guide says
If nothing helped you should open a client ticket in #technical-support so the technical support team can assist on solving your issue
schizo
I'm alright too 
!rename @untold wyvern steamsad
Done.
steamsad



everytime i check
my entire computer lags



you

i am the steamhappy generator
no ur not











You indeed look like you're 
that pink candy's gonna fuck you (not in the harrassment kind of way)
wait
that came out wrong
oopsy

*fuck you up
aint nothing fucking me up


just like that
Stupid gay pink bitch
Kirby is not Stupid, or a bitch!!! Take that back>:(
Don't take it back
@gaunt talon is it CS2 time?
Well I don't know if he's gay. He hasn't expressed any romantic interests towards anyone
Also you a cruel cruel person if you don't like Kirby
haven't lost a single opening duel this match 
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
yeah he is gay cause he is PINK (gay colour)
Stop being so mean to Kirby:(
He's just a little guy
Wah can be mean
I am the nicest person here!!!
Nah. I am.
I'm the evilest person here!!!
true!
We know dee
We know see
Oh that makes sense
Im keeping the typo in
I'm only the second evilest
Now this feels just a little contradictory to what you just said
We are all ears
Nah the wide swtor sith guy is second
Please don’t entertain it
you can be both nice and evil though...
Can you?
I'm so evil and rude and bad I go on dark souls and give people rock ptooah and they die
You right
That's pretty evil
And then I parry their level 100 summons with my hands
And kill them and point down
Yep
That's very evil
I go onto dark souls one and I kill people with tranquil walk of peace and wrath of the gods
what does nitro booster give
I delete people’s dark soul's copies
Sex
it boosts your nitro
From their hard drive
I wonder if you were the one who invaded me in Dark Souls 1
And steam
then there is me
thank you interesting answer
Why though
Access to the color roles
Mmmmm Patch
Embed permissions and access to colour roles!
Why let them enjoy the game
Peak
You see
Because it's fun video game
Yes. Therefore you denying them of fun
I love you Fromsoftware
No fun allowed
But that's boring
Deleting those
I'd rather deny them fun in the game by killing them with the most toxic Strat I can think of that isn't just backstab fishing with a chaos zweihander
True
is this the community for the hit action game stardew valley
me when
No lethal company
Haduken also funny
funniest part is that the zweihander is absolute dogshit in pvp without fishing
shield bash build
kirk armour roll only build
I was doing shield bashing with the pig shield in ds3 the other day
porking people...
Why deny yourself of the enjoyment of doing 1 hp and still killing them
In the end
does sl run on linux
me when I think
It can if you use some compatibility software, but it isn't officially supported
Check protondb
If it is gold and higher it definitely can. Hell, even silver can. But that involves work.
so basically every game








