general-chat

[tame hollow]

Just to get schizo walled by AC again

[balmy edge]

Bro, I saw valorant appear in your message as I type it in

[tame hollow]

NW's anti cheat dev makes peoples knee weak

especially those of russians

[foggy coyote]

the BEST anticheat

GLOBALLY!

[fallow kite]

its really good, one of the best even, hats off to the ac devs

[glacial nymph]

Global 🔥

no unban for cheaters for eternity 🗣️

u r going to hell for cheat crime ahh AC

[foggy coyote]

50 year ban

[fallow kite]

new steam account, new pc, new isp and router, thats how you bypass sl global ban

[glacial nymph]

bud, that's not how it works

[fallow kite]

it fors

it does

it honestly does im not kidding wih you

new everything and your good to go

[glacial nymph]

then wh u considered appealing?

[glacial nymph]

spend 1200+ USD then

[fallow kite]

im not rich enough for a new isp and a pc

[rancid dome]

hol up, hol up, MG 1 in a silver lobby

wtf

Well, it ain't exactly a silver lobby, but yeah. Still wtf

and he ain't even top dmg 😭

you fr think I didn't see that?

[thorn vector]

nah im high

[glacial nymph]

what was that even meant

[rancid dome]

just... try not to do it again, yeah?

[glacial nymph]

i think im too innocent to understand

time to ask ma uncle Google

[rancid dome]

good, don't

keep it that way

[thorn vector]

brodie im playing chill 😂

[glacial nymph]

well, i asked ma uncle Google, he somehow also too innocent to understnad

lol

[rancid dome]

^@somber raptor The negev guy match

You prob got a good guess who that may be

[balmy edge]

It's not that hard to get around a IP ban. It's just crazy expensive. Valorant cheaters can tell you about it

I didn't even know SCP SL issues IP bans. Good thing I don't cheat

[glacial nymph]

hom hom hom

[cold vector]

When do the flamingos come back to SL 😭

[rancid dome]

Should be back during the Christmas event :)

[cold vector]

Do you know what day that roughly starts?

[rancid dome]

If the event does happen, which we have no confirmation of, should start around a week before Christmas

Just a guess though

[cold vector]

Alrighty!

[tough tapir]

Moog moog moog

[glacial nymph]

i never noticed or plaied as flamingo

[tough tapir]

Moooooog

[glacial nymph]

how does it feel?

[cold vector]

How do you get these SCP roles?

Do you need to pay for it?

[rancid dome]

#discord-announcements

[cold vector]

Ahh Ty :)

[rancid dome]

For other ones, you'll have to get to Level 50 first unfortunately.

Except the skeley, that one is only for Halloween.

[plucky juniper]

I mean doesn't boosting also give access

so

you can pay

[rancid dome]

To only color roles*

[cold vector]

Lmfao

So you just have to remove your sense of having a life to get funny role

Thank you Northwood 😊

[rancid dome]

Eh, you just keep chatting and it just comes to you tbh

[chilly vault]

use exploits on the new account and do it all over again

[cold vector]

I usually don’t chat on here tbh, I use Dr. Brights

[chilly vault]

at that point it might be more time and cost effective to just be good at the game

[rancid dome]

ah

[cold vector]

Fr, just get better and you don’t need to cheat

[fallow folio]

anyone play fortnite og yet?

[chilly vault]

exploits is a skill issue

so true

[cold vector]

Just rot away playing sl for 5 years of your life and you’ll be golden

Honestly I don’t see many hackers

I’ve only seen one in the 5 year I have played

[rancid dome]

damn, started 2019?

[cold vector]

Mhm

[cold vector]

When did you start?

[rancid dome]

Let's see...

[quiet basin]

Ah an oldie like me

[cold vector]

We need the P90 back

As unbalanced as it was

[quiet basin]

P90 was peak

[cold vector]

Ikk

[rancid dome]

Eh, not so long ago

[cold vector]

But it got replaced by the damn cross vec

[quiet basin]

Put that with the oil filter and you had a 939 trolling gun

[cold vector]

That’s pretty long lmfao

[quiet basin]

That’s around the same time I got the game

[rancid dome]

🤝

[cold vector]

The golden age of SL had to be 2018-2019

Maybe 2020

[quiet basin]

2019 was the most fun

[cold vector]

Mhm

[quiet basin]

Well for me at least

[cold vector]

except for the femur breaker while playing larry

[quiet basin]

True

[cold vector]

But beside that 😭

[quiet basin]

I remember when I accidentally ended a NW official live stream

[cold vector]

What??

[quiet basin]

So pretty much I went to twitchcon and met NW staff there

[foggy coyote]

90% of them live on official servwrs

[cold vector]

That’s fair

[quiet basin]

And uh let’s say I leaned on the power button on accident for the stream pc

[cold vector]

I play only Dr brights

[cold vector]

LMFAO

Recently someone joined Dr brights, bought a 200 dollar rank, and started bragging to everyone and being a ass lmao

Makes me question the sanity of some humans

[quiet basin]

I haven’t played Dr Brights in a long time

[olive forge]

that story would be really funny if it didn’t mean that someone in dr brights just made a fat paycheque

[glacial nymph]

noice

[cold vector]

He clearly didn’t learn basic financial choices in school, but hey, who am I to judge lol

[glacial nymph]

don't mind me chat

[olive forge]

we should incinerate that guy with like

plasma

[cold vector]

Is there anything worse than plasma we could use?

Maybe feed him to 682

[olive forge]

kill him with rocks maybe

first murder and whatnot

[cold vector]

Ah yes, a whole 24 hours

Definitely a choice that could be chosen

I have people who brag about buying shit

It’s annoying asf

[olive forge]

That would be really fucking funny

but it means that dr brights made money

and that’s genuinely heartbreaking

[cold vector]

Dr brights isn’t nearly that bad, it’s just some of the people

What bad experience did you have lol?

Or do you just play chaos theory, it’s one or the other lmfao

[subtle sundial]

dont give sl servers money

[olive forge]

Chaos theory is even worse

[cold vector]

Agreed

[olive forge]

although they have given me the funniest ban reason

[cold vector]

But what happened on Dr brights lmfao

[cold vector]

Oh?

[olive forge]

I have never played on their servers because they instant banned me

[olive forge]

Perma ban

For reason

“Apathetic Beaver”

I’m not even fucking joking

the ban reason is just my name

[cold vector]

LMFAO WHAT

[olive forge]

I giggle at it from time to time

I know why it’s because they’re a continuation of USCP

[cold vector]

There’s no shot that former unlimited SCP banned someone for your name

[olive forge]

no it’s not like

because of my username

[glacial nymph]

im so sigma

[olive forge]

it’s just the ban reason they have cause they didn’t want me in their server

[olive forge]

dr brights has me banned permanently because a bit after the dude in USCP got leaked for grooming kids I made a joke saying “SL server owners and grooming kids are a very consistent pattern” and the server owners got very salty

and immediately banned me from the server and discord

[untold wyvern]

my cat bit me so hard im bleeding

[glacial nymph]

Lmao

[olive forge]

kill

[untold wyvern]

also i keep hearing shit on the ceiling

[olive forge]

4666

it’s over for you

[cold vector]

That is so fucking dumb

What the fuck

[olive forge]

The ban reason is even funnier

DMs

[foggy coyote]

womp womp

[cold vector]

??

[untold wyvern]

i got blood on my hand

[eternal rock]

We need the P90 back rebalanced

It's a cool ass weapon

iconic for the MTF

[olive forge]

immediate bankruptcy for the foundation

[cold vector]

True, remove the cross vec and readd the P90

[olive forge]

immediately foundation goes into debt

[eternal rock]

not even a secret inter-governmental organization can afford FN's prices

[olive forge]

do you know how much 5.7 is

[olive forge]

unironically real

let alone the ammo for it

[eternal rock]

youngboy flavoured ramen

[olive forge]

the most unrealistic thing about SCP:SL is the idea that H&K would sell to terrorists

[eternal rock]

WHAT

[olive forge]

and not immediately fold to a government contract

[eternal rock]

You mean the guards?

[olive forge]

nope

Chaos use MG5’s

[eternal rock]

guards are war criminals not terrorists got it

[olive forge]

Guards are just following orders

[eternal rock]

Maybe they just stole it

[eternal rock]

MP7 for guards

also COM-18 USP

[olive forge]

oh yeah you’re right I forgot about the com 18

[glacial nymph]

ooooo look at me chat i have nitro 🤡

[eternal rock]

this mf PAID for PISSCORD

[glacial nymph]

for a whole 24 hours

[eternal rock]

my embed where is it

[glacial nymph]

me when i didn't spend a thing

[olive forge]

under there

[rancid dome]

Someone didn't quite look above on chat

[untold wyvern]

underwear

[olive forge]

the moderators are watching constantly

[untold wyvern]

[eternal rock]

if i accept a free nitro gift it tells me to put in my fucking credit card and home address

[odd ember]

Can i say controversial stuff here

[olive forge]

ifunny.co

[eternal rock]

i'm not giving pisscord my house address

[olive forge]

yes make sure to do it in modmail though

[rancid dome]

not really a credit card

[olive forge]

so all the admins see it immediately

[eternal rock]

only in Hubert's DMs

[olive forge]

that too

[odd ember]

Hmmmm

[olive forge]

I’ve used Hubert’s DMs as a grocery list for the past 3 years

[odd ember]

Ok i wont talk then

[rancid dome]

Debits are also considered as "cards" that they take

[untold wyvern]

1 less person talking

[olive forge]

[eternal rock]

Hubert opens DMs -> "2 dozen eggs, mozzarella, 3 cartons of milk and some cereal"

[odd ember]

My mouth is essentially a living space for controversial words

[olive forge]

this but like

3 years

every week

[eternal rock]

what's the best graphics anti-aliasing in sl

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

[eternal rock]

in source games there's usually different tiers of MSAA

[strange trellis]

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

what if instead of dr pri it was dr pee

[rancid dome]

[glacial nymph]

[fallow kite]

it doesnt work since its a asn ban

[glacial nymph]

just appeal

[fallow kite]

i did

[glacial nymph]

alright

[unreal gate]

free nitro users when i tell them how to use vencord

[rancid dome]

ngl, that'll be me as well after that 2 months end

[glacial nymph]

i use it

hom hom hom

love logs

[foggy coyote]

non nitro users after i kill their entire family

[tardy walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1313644335702478945/von.gif

[lament merlin]

Meow

[eternal rock]

you pay discord to make the platform worse

[foggy coyote]

im going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you're fourteen

[eternal rock]

no i was born 2 hours ago

[tardy walrus]

i smell beef going on

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-shaqcamera-camera-gif-27528125

[eternal rock]

get me out of this maternity ward

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kittens-cute-adorable-cat-cutie-gif-16781981

[chilly vault]

nah thats true

[tardy walrus]

gravy

[fossil wasp]

axxoriel

[tardy walrus]

you should give me active member so i can send pics and videos in arcadia

frfr

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[eternal rock]

is staff furry rp real

[fossil wasp]

i forgot u were there

the sl side died tho :(

[tardy walrus]

yea im mostly talking to headass there

[fossil wasp]

love that man

[tardy walrus]

so true

[eternal rock]

i just said i'm 2 and a half hours old

[somber imp]

When christmas?

[foggy coyote]

yesterday

[eternal rock]

whats crhsitams

[eternal rock]

whats chrishmast mr cottage

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-for-the-weekend-gif-2341075667592670280

[eternal rock]

wow

[fossil wasp]

firday

[eternal rock]

fir tree

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[eager wadi]

friaj daj

[fallow kite]

It's cat day

[fossil wasp]

everyday is catday

[eternal rock]

what about dog days

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-smiler-doggie-gif-151138532593658709

dogs included

all are friends

[eternal rock]

yay

[unreal gate]

based

[near estuary]

Brother

[proven parcel]

Why do I still have the patreon role

[noble wren]

man i don't even speak arabic why was i recommended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVOli-ezbek

[cinder thorn]

greetings huzz

[glacial nymph]

wasap chat

[somber raptor]

idk why

but i have a feeling that if i start a gofundme blatantly saying "i wanna buy stuff" there IS gonna be at least one dumb shit putting money into it

[red pecan]

I believe squares aren’t real. Squares are abstract concepts; they do not exist in real life. No shape in real life is a perfect square. Every square-like shape in real life has angles that are not precisely right-angles and side lengths that are not precisely equal, and a square in a 3D plane is technically a cube. You can only have a square in a fictional 2D plane.

[astral oasis]

Hello chat

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[shut carbon]

SCPIndex 3B is impossible to make unless I use a Q3 or less quantisation

Going to use a 360M parameter model.

[strong dune]

Youre a meany. You know that?

[exotic harbor]

You’re gonna blow your mind when you find a square piece of paper

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/akuma-gouki-street-fighter-alpha-street-fighter-zero-street-fighter-alpha-the-movie-gif-6033852398865005534

[exotic harbor]

Better yet, draw a square on a piece of paper

By providing it the medium of graphite on paper, you make the square something tangible and therefore physical. Even though the paper is technically 3D, by marking it with the square you’ve created a 2D plane on one of its faces.

[fallow kite]

Terrible country.

Another they of thanking god i was born in Europe.

[chrome yew]

Wow that’s absolutely crazy

[exotic harbor]

not capitalizing the g

[chrome yew]

A very serious man indeed

[fossil wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209121338500186113/1220915492869509180/grumpy-cat-cat-meme-unscreen.gif

takes one to know one!

[chrome yew]

Did you know pizza tastes like pizza

[exotic harbor]

Did you know on September 11th 2001 five Israelis could be spotted dancing and celebrating the first tower being hit

[gusty moon]

never touch sl again lebron

[gusty moon]

oh yeah another nazi

[tardy walrus]

im saving that

[exotic harbor]

I’m Jewish you moron

[gusty moon]

thank you (i made the meme)

[tardy walrus]

awesome meme

i chuckled

[gusty moon]

doesnt sound something very jewish but i will not argue with you

[exotic harbor]

I mean

I have some candles for sabbath if you wanna see them but

Yeah

[gusty moon]

no thank you

[tame hollow]

i once made a kosher salad with melon

[gusty moon]

and its against the rules to discriminate against religion so idc what religion do u believe or not

[tame hollow]

it was good

[exotic harbor]

I

Being Jewish isn’t a religion. It’s in my blood not my brain lol.

[tardy walrus]

no politics and religious discussions over here

[strange trellis]

judaism is a religion...

[exotic harbor]

Sigh

Yes mister discord mod

[gusty moon]

judaism??

[exotic harbor]

😔

[tame hollow]

Truly I must be an expection right? For preaching the church of joe

[gusty moon]

anyway

[tardy walrus]

dont ever call me a discord mod

[gusty moon]

i dont wanna get banned

[tardy walrus]

😭

[exotic harbor]

That is literally what you are

[tame hollow]

good kitten

[exotic harbor]

Yeah feel the shame of a thousand suns, goy

[tardy walrus]

i am not

[gusty moon]

nah hes more like a troubleshooter

[tame hollow]

💀

[gusty moon]

who looks over the tickets

[tardy walrus]

saving that

[gusty moon]

about technical problems

[exotic harbor]

😀

[strange trellis]

he is tech support though

[tame hollow]

shitposting in general is fun

[exotic harbor]

Ehhhh same thing

[tardy walrus]

The almighty lord of Cooking

[gusty moon]

yk what else is fun?

[strange trellis]

the only lord I listen to is my stomach

[tame hollow]

cooking

[exotic harbor]

Well it’s more like the Apple Geniuses actually but I think getting compared to those lot is way more disrespectful than anything else

[tame hollow]

I made pasta today with chili and chorizo

my sinuses are screaming but its sooo goood

[strange trellis]

what kind of chili

[gusty moon]

getting jailbirded after 6 minutes of spectator chat

[tame hollow]

plain ol' store bought chili

[strange trellis]

weak shit

I prefer the spicier ones

[tame hollow]

I may or may not have accidentally rubbed chili oil onto/into my nose while cooking

[tame hollow]

PSA guys, don't touch yer weiners after having chili oil on yer hands

NOT GOOD

[tardy walrus]

??

[spring lodge]

Guys, how would you rate a night of scp:sl (without friends)? 1-10

[gusty moon]

does this tip come from experience?

[tardy walrus]

why would you do that

[tame hollow]

me when I put my tip in the tip jar

[tame hollow]

made chili con carne years ago

[gusty moon]

scp sl players dont have friends

[tame hollow]

and lets just say

it was a surprise

[spring lodge]

Fr

[tardy walrus]

ik ts hurt bad

[finite kelp]

I can’t play PvP games cause when I lose I get upset and when I win I just feel “not angry”

[exotic harbor]

Hence why I don’t play SCP:SL

[spring lodge]

U got depression lad

[gaunt talon]

8

[exotic harbor]

0

[gusty moon]

theres a guy on tiktok who steals art from scp sl discord and gives literally no credit lol

[exotic harbor]

Play a single player game like Containment Breach

[exotic harbor]

That’s TikTok for you

[tame hollow]

type post

[tardy walrus]

link?

[gusty moon]

that would be advertisement

[tardy walrus]

dm me

[spring lodge]

Damn

[tame hollow]

ok

[exotic harbor]

ok

[tardy walrus]

@gusty moon yea i dont think we can do anything abt it

[gusty moon]

i didnt expect you guys to do anything

but thanks

[exotic harbor]

Make physical art and sell it at a local flea market

[hazy citrus]

sitting in a chair

[tame hollow]

I bought a new one today

🥳

[hazy citrus]

is it a nice chair

[tame hollow]

yes

[gaunt talon]

I prefer office chairs

[finite kelp]

Never liked gaming chairs

Office chairs are superior

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-pokemon-pikachu-office-chair-gif-17432366

[finite kelp]

It does look really nice though

[tame hollow]

next chair gonna be an ikea markus

[unreal shadow]

The only good gaming chairs are the one with the foot rest

[lost basalt]

god fucking dammit

alr guess I gotta type it by hand

this server is ass, im leaving

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

but gaming chairs! wooo!

[strong dune]

Y’all got any good rock songs

[near valley]

darude sandstorm

[tall tundra]

guys im having problems with the game

[lavish hamlet]

Have fun with the problem!

[tall tundra]

bruh

where can i contact for this?

[lavish hamlet]

Beta?

[tall tundra]

no normal

[lavish hamlet]

What even is the issue?

[gilded timber]

#technical-support!

[tall tundra]

thanks

[gilded timber]

No problem

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

[tame hollow]

@rancid dome I know my aim is awful but that was funny

[orchid kraken]

Its now real.

[unreal shadow]

What has that game turned into

[fallow kite]

thats just mean

hes only 4 years old 😟

[pseudo prism]

The server after this message:

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-anime-tybw-ichigo-bleach-thousand-year-blood-war-gif-27129546

[visual acorn]

Why on earth am I doing this?

Idk

[tame hollow]

is that spanish

[full pond]

Looks kinda French

[tame hollow]

could be portuguese

its latin

[visual acorn]

It's Latin

[full pond]

All I know is est = is

[tame hollow]

Well. spanish and portuguese are similar to latin

so I wasnt that far off

[visual acorn]

But French

[deft tusk]

do someone know how i can find these spooky stories

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/kobeni-kobeni-csm-csm-chainsaw-man-ren002-gif-8847175966352442914

[visual acorn]

It's actually so fun to learn, cuz a lot of words are intuitive

[hidden merlin]

Yoo who plays guitar here

I need help

okay copy that

[strong dune]

Are you the wazzler if he

Nvm

[deft tusk]

do you owe wazzler money?

then its me

[glacial nymph]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShfkzrqfeXs

chat

we are saved

[light lily]

jarvis, google google.com

[full pond]

Can confirm it’s no.4

[light lily]

3

[inland condor]

Why was I banned :(

Wait

NOOOOOO

MY SPOOKY DOLE

ROLE

[edgy arrow]

no more spook

[muted pasture]

What's the command for the christmas or halloween stuff status

[jade cipher]

https://youtu.be/i93Y00A3KZA?si=T4q_IgvTG-xlRmsv

Wuh?

[lofty breach]

Is there a PvP server

[dense bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-sl-secret-laboratory-сцп-сцп-сл-gif-10541387033135056890

[strong dune]

I heard about some but I don’t know just look around

[gilded timber]

There's a few community hosted servers dedicated to pvp, try searching for something like "deathmatch" on the server list and see what comes up

[lofty breach]

Ohk thanks

[long valve]

I can't be the only one that's highly annoyed by the more frequent spawn waves

Like I haven't seen the SCPs win a single game

[gilded timber]

No problem

[gilded timber]

Overall I think it's a healthy change for the game, less time doing nothing = more fun
I also haven't really experienced a very noticeable difference in SCP win rate for servers I play on so the new system is a net positive for me

[long valve]

O

I've seen not a single SCP win

It makes it damn near impossible when a respawn wave happens every 2 minutes

[polar spade]

I've seen a few, but yea SCPs need some buffs

There was a cancelled instability mechanic which might actually help

[cinder sapphire]

I see the scp folk are invading general again

get back you demons

go back to your realm

[violet scarab]

instability?

[polar spade]

We will spread
We must feed

Our time will come

[cinder sapphire]

that is it .... going doom guy on you all

[inland condor]

@gilded timber is there an automated command for something about keep posting the same gif that a mod already deleted?

[cinder sapphire]

you mean linux

steam os is that

haha

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-gif-21621168

[gilded timber]

I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but if you are talking about those commands which make cassie respond with a gif you can view a list of all of them (and many more commands) with the !cc list command in #bot-commands

[inland condor]

This

[gilded timber]

That's the result of the softban command, it happens automatically when you recieve a second warning

[inland condor]

so what happens if I get a third warn

[gilded timber]

You get muted until you make a successful appeal

[inland condor]

Permanently?

[eager wadi]

Yes.

[inland condor]

Woah that’s kind of excessive don’t you think

[gilded timber]

So just follow the server rules and it will never happen

[inland condor]

All I did was post a innocent gif😔

[polar spade]

I doubt that

[light lily]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/eyhB8wyaS1IAAAAC/elgatitolover-cat.gif

[eager wadi]

Right.

[light lily]

disturbing gif

the cat fricking exploded

[gilded timber]

If you manage to receive 3 warnings within 8 weeks I would personally say you have had more than enough fair warning

[kind geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dead-rikrangdan-gif-24306201

[rancid dome]

Don't worry, dude, that guy probably would've been dead since like the 5th shot back in GO.
Also the moment after just looks like dima clips lmao

[robust turtle]

this servers scary

do warns go away automatically

or what

[solid echo]

Yuh

[rancid dome]

Warns typically expire after 4 weeks

[solid echo]

After long time

[rancid dome]

:)

[robust turtle]

[rancid dome]

However, if you have 2, you'll have to wait for 8

[solid echo]

Stack your warns for secret role

Banned role

[robust turtle]

you have no way of showing it off because you're banned

but its real

[rancid dome]

That doesn't exist lol

[solid echo]

It should

Unachiavable achievement

[rancid dome]

XD

[strong dune]

1 free pass per month

https://tenor.com/view/leon-scott-kenedy-leon-sit-boss-gif-21393043

[rancid dome]

Nah, per year

[strong dune]

You don’t have to ruin my dreams either like

[rancid dome]

People just don't know it

Oop, meant to reply to my message above

[steep tendon]

Is festive general festive?

[forest field]

Not as festive as it could be, but it's meeting the bare minimum requirements I'd say

[solemn flame]

make it festive

[fallow kite]

14.0 is like a joke

people instantly smiling is just so funny

like you just walk around see a class d you come to talk and then he instantly does the creepy smile thing

[wicked vapor]

nice

[rocky adder]

Chat I have obtained a small cow that sits on my shoulder at all times

[dusk crow]

Where do I get help with plugin development?

[gilded timber]

!nwapi

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/tztUba7A2b

[dusk crow]

Thanks

[untold wyvern]

why am i getting so many of these "i dont like your peaches" videos

[dusk crow]

How can I make dms go off?

I believe force both respawns and wait as a spectator

[past tusk]

what?

what dms

[dusk crow]

dead mans switch

[past tusk]

oh

idk

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discordia-gif-5095439776680890811

[dusk crow]

That's how it's abbreviated in the game code

[past tusk]

ok

like 99% of people dont know about that and it already stands for smth 😭

[dusk crow]

Is it possible to get the state of the dead mans sequence?

Not programatically

[past tusk]

ingame?

[dusk crow]

Yes

[past tusk]

no clue

[mighty lodge]

Are the emotes gonna stay for the full release

[rigid locust]

yeah war

what

https://tenor.com/view/ray-ray-william-dancing-serbian-dancing-lady-scary-gif-10441352686649338267

[steep summit]

yes

[gusty moon]

can i get a free copy of sl please thank you mr moszka

[steep summit]

sure

[orchid kraken]

Remember, pay me

You promised 8€

If im not mistaken, new art will be in game in full release 14.0 right?

[steep summit]

[glacial nymph]

Life.... what an interesting subject to study

too many questions, and yet... no answers

[orchid kraken]

I will

The

[glacial nymph]

sometimes you just have to fly blind like a bird with no eyes

[orchid kraken]

Muffin

[glacial nymph]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1304880964673077289/speechmemified_IMG_20241101_161409.jpg.gif.webp?ex=675541d9&is=6753f059&hm=b319b9df569e22fae93dfac4ccf46c877b2c76e5cef2414c637a0c8095546053&=&format=webp&width=856&height=468

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[glacial nymph]

interesting

time to open photoshop

[orchid kraken]

Fukcu

[tough tapir]

brony

[mighty lodge]

yay

[mighty lodge]

me

[glacial nymph]

waiiit

wasn't it Dai 61

meh

fuck it

!rep @mighty lodge

[snow umbra]

You have just given @mighty lodge a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

congrats

[mighty lodge]

yippee

[hushed harbor]

yo can someone give me the rar files for the new human models

[stone urchin]

So, question, why exactly are you unable to mimic the FR-MG-0 (MTF LMG) as SCP-939? It's the only firearm you can't mimic.

[mighty lodge]

no idea what rep does but i mean sure

[mighty lodge]

im guessing itll be implemented
later

[stone urchin]

I hope so

The sound effect mimicry is the one people are far more likely to fall for, so not being able to mimic such a high priority target as a MTF Captain is really annoying

[mighty lodge]

the sound people most likely are to fall for is 106's sound

instantly terrifies every human camping in 914

[compact dock]

E

[unreal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/chica-toy-chica-fnaf-foxy-freddy-gif-938004550236127790

[glacial nymph]

too late bud

womp womp

after 12h

[somber raptor]

guys

i'm winning the kahoot

[honest junco]

I am him

[compact dock]

Hello him

[honest junco]

Hi

[somber raptor]

i am WINNIGN the kahooot

i WON the kahoot

1st place with 21886 points
2nd place had 19975 points

[gaunt talon]

Kahoot on what

[somber raptor]

the cell

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 🗣️🔥

[somber raptor]

when the CI plushie gets there someone needs to do this with it

[rancid dome]

On the car?

I will try to do that

[fallow kite]

do you guys know what server lars? plays in

[sterile herald]

is there any way i can get notifications for game updates but not advertising plushies ect?

and random videos

[raven elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-breaking-bad-gordon-freeman-walter-white-get-real-gif-25294153

[raven elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scpsl-mtf-ninetailfox-dead-gif-23936689

[raven elbow]

no embed perms 😔

[orchid kraken]

Fuck off

[raven elbow]

this is worse than court

[tough tapir]

brony

[rancid dome]

@somber raptor You should remind me of this late May or early June

Plushie should arrive around then (pls customs don't fine me thousands again )

[somber raptor]

whar 💀

[rancid dome]

About the thousands?

Last time I ordered something, I got fined ~4,900 thb for customs services

If it's about the shipping date, it says on my thing that "Estimated to ship May 16, 2025"

[gusty moon]

john northwood strikes again

[gusty moon]

reach level 10

skill issue

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-lock-in-locked-in-serious-meme-gif-13189278796605253304

[gusty moon]

oh shit lunar scp owner

[somber raptor]

[somber raptor]

[neon isle]

miciogatto!!!

[gusty moon]

you are mtf? oh yeah which division

[neon isle]

hello

[gusty moon]

(said to trans)

midnight got me fucked up real bad

[neon isle]

good morning

[gusty moon]

good morning

[neon isle]

how are you?

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discordia-gif-5095439776680890811

[gusty moon]

good mister thanks

[orchid kraken]

I did nothing but send a message

[gusty moon]

you?

[neon isle]

I'm fine

[gusty moon]

imagine having your art ingame ew so ghetto

slay

💅

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-roleism-freaky-pink-role-pink-role-freaky-sols-rng-freaky-gif-12541142764947892412

[orchid kraken]

What color is your in game art

[raven elbow]

too much work

[gusty moon]

"what color is your bugatti" ahh

[orchid kraken]

hagagahgsha

I mean its a good comeback

[gusty moon]

indeed it is

[orchid kraken]

I love saying shit like
"I dont see your art contest winner badge in game" after someone tries to roast me in game

Especially those annoying kids who join and spam slurs at everyone

[gusty moon]

anyway did u know lebron james played sl?

[mighty lodge]

as a child

i yearned

for the mines

[orchid kraken]

Lebron james reportedly forgot to set 914 to "fine"

[mighty lodge]

lebron james reportedly seen setting 914 to 1:1 while having a yellow card

[orchid kraken]

Lebron James reportedly forgot to set 914 always on Fine after recipe update

[somber raptor]

Never going to happen

[somber raptor]

A good rule of thumb is to count to 3 before throwing it

[chilly vault]

Lebron James reportedly seen dropping a crossvec for an AK

[somber raptor]

If you have aim it's actually a good idea

[chilly vault]

crossvec is objectively better in all ways

[topaz agate]

northwood eu 2 needs a restart

[polar spade]

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[chilly vault]

even if the person using the weapons is cracked the crossvec is still better simply because it has more access to ammo, higher fire rate and far easier to use

[topaz agate]

check #media-posts lol

[mighty lodge]

add chuck mcgill to scp sl

[topaz agate]

look at media chat

[glacial nymph]

what about the posts... of that little pony

[chilly vault]

yeah i see that

i had that happen to me once too

fucked up tbh

[glacial nymph]

i'm sure Noxplis fyp on tiktok are MLP edits

[rancid dome]

I did not expect that to be the first thing to see after reopening discord

[polar spade]

[rancid dome]

Imma just.....

[polar spade]

Thank you

[valid silo]

awh man

I wanted to..

gif react him..

[polar spade]

You can still ping him with a gif

[valid silo]

no..

won't be as funny...

[rancid dome]

Anesthetic to forget? Don't worry, dementia's got me covered

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bidonvahue-biden-biden-trump-debate-biden-stare-biden-debate-stare-gif-5235713898420237673

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[valid silo]

biden joe..

[rancid dome]

Yeah, I'd say he's a close representation of me

[polar spade]

Boe Jiden

[glacial nymph]

Boeden Jai

[rancid dome]

Me the second I walk out the exam room after finishing a subject (I forgot everything already):

[glacial nymph]

me when i start the exam:

[rancid dome]

Hahah yeah

[glacial nymph]

"what was the answer again?"

[rancid dome]

You felt pretty confident about the exam, but the moment you flip to the first page

Everything you read just slips outta your head

[glacial nymph]

correct

and sometimes for some reason

i give correct answers

but i never get what i deserve

i was in national exams 3 times

i studied English since i was 5

and yet not enough

i get 50% in English

80% at arabic even thou i suck at arabic

[rancid dome]

Me in English class wondering wtf is an Adverb Clause

[glacial nymph]

30% in Math, and other scientifiq subjects

[glacial nymph]

tf is adverb clause

💀

[rancid dome]

Idk if I gotta be honest

I only use English, not study. Lmfao

[glacial nymph]

i learned English from games

🔥

and from Markplier

and Pew

and Jack

the big three

[rancid dome]

Same tbh

[glacial nymph]

🗣️

man i love FNaF series of gameplays

[glacial nymph]

lol

[rancid dome]

Maybe I need to do that as well with Japanese

[glacial nymph]

Pewds Horror gameplays

especiialy amnesia

custom maps

maaaan

[glacial nymph]

aren't you japanese?

[rancid dome]

No?

Never said I was Japanese

[glacial nymph]

oh, ma bad

i thought you are

[rancid dome]

No worries, misunderstandings happen

[glacial nymph]

I wanna visit Japan man

to see the cult

so bad

[rancid dome]

Depending on my jan/feb schedule, I might have a chance to go to Japan

For like 5 days

Sadly, as a tour 😭

(Pls have free day, I wanna go to Akiba )

[glacial nymph]

Chat is CS2 worth gaming?

im thinking of playing it

but too much storage

[mighty lodge]

no

[rancid dome]

The spray is a bit cancer

Compared to Global Offensive

[mighty lodge]

play devil may cry V

[glacial nymph]

i need moni

[glacial nymph]

how so?

[rancid dome]

Ah, with no money?

Pls do not play CS without prime

[mighty lodge]

doesnt prime just give you skins every week

[rancid dome]

Shit experience

[glacial nymph]

how prime costs

[rancid dome]

On level up, yeah

[rancid dome]

Like 17 usd i think

[glacial nymph]

and why ?

[rancid dome]

Check the store page for it

[mighty lodge]

a month?

[glacial nymph]

oh damn

[rancid dome]

Nah, prime is permanent

Luckily I spent no money at all for this :D

[somber raptor]

next year's art contest better have the photography category

me and the bois gonna play airsoft dressed up as C.I.

[rancid dome]

Last time I saw a video of it, filled with cheaters

[glacial nymph]

zamn

[rancid dome]

I dunno what it's like now tho, after the VAC 3.0 update

[somber raptor]

💩

VacNet 3.0 is a fucking lie it's the same as before

[rancid dome]

I dunno man, seen less clips of cheaters

So it may be working at least a bit

If you do keep playing, prime will be very worth it tho

Since you slowly make the money back from drops

[mighty lodge]

who even plays cs play half life 2 deathmatch

[somber raptor]

yesterday played with my non-prime friend: in both matches we found wayyy too obvious cheaters

[rancid dome]

That's non-prime

[rancid dome]

^

That may or may not also be why I stopped queueing for comp Dust II completely

Even until now

[strong dune]

So active in the morning

[somber raptor]

destroying kids in Roblox is fun

[pliant otter]

reported for terrorism

[glacial nymph]

relatable

[mighty lodge]

i mean obviously he bought the vip

the seeat

sweat

[somber raptor]

ofc i did

[gentle acorn]

whats the game

[somber raptor]

Weaponry

[mighty lodge]

i thought the players of scp sl were kids but im seeing atleast 1 person with a wife and kids every time i hop on

[pearl canyon]

merry scp

[pearl canyon]

what if you are the 1 person amd the rest are kids

[somber raptor]

Weaponry

[eternal rock]

they all went to roblox

[simple sluice]

I once saw a father teaching his kid how to play the game

Singlehandledly the most wholesome thing ever

[vivid crypt]

guys is @snow umbra sleeping?

also

there is a game where you play as a monster called carrion and it looks like SCP-610

i don't have it but tried the demo

it's pretty good

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[unreal shadow]

my father taught me how to ride a bike...guess times have changed

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[light lily]

me

[simple sluice]

Well things will eventually change one way for another, but i guess father-son bonding will never be not wholesome

[strange trellis]

I miss when fathers would teach their kids how to impale someone with a halberd

[simple sluice]

Good times

Those filthy barbarians wouldnt stand a chance

[spark heart]

hi, does anyone know how to make a colored server name?

[gaunt talon]

https://cedmod.nl/tools/gradient

[meager slate]

@unreal shadow Please don't send cropped inappropriate gifs or images. I suggest reading our rules before posting stuff that could be problematic.

[polar spade]

Wrong channel

[unreal shadow]

wrong channel

[meager slate]

wdym wrong channel this is a warning -

[polar spade]

He sent the image in #scp-discussion

[meager slate]

Okay? Why does that matter lol

[unreal shadow]

so i break the rules in scp discussion but get warned in gerneral

man this server is weird

[meager slate]

I think it makes perfect sense, since scp-discussion is supposed to be a topic discussion

[polar spade]

Fair enough

[tough tapir]

Auwo

[lethal scroll]

Stalker 2 Desktop background

[orchid kraken]

Ip logger

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

KFC Final Boss has Spoken

[strange trellis]

why would I listen to the final boss of slop

[orchid kraken]

why would I listen to the final boss of slop

[strange trellis]

looks like someone didnt like me calling their favourite slop, slop

[orchid kraken]

looks like someone didnt like me calling their favourite slop, slop, slop

[woven cipher]

Deer

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[woven cipher]

💀

[errant hollow]

Guess who beat sonic the hedgehog (2006)

[woven cipher]

i think you kinda like sonic

[gaunt musk]

joe

[strange trellis]

you

[errant hollow]

Knuckles watching the worst thing in his life happen

[woven cipher]

its joever

[errant hollow]

Honestly they could just remove this and the game would be 100 times better

[strange trellis]

so true

[errant hollow]

The jank in this game never annoyed me more then like some parts of dark souls

[strange trellis]

the glitches honestly makes the game better

[woven cipher]

i thought scp sl players playing only sl

[errant hollow]

I don't even play sl anymore

[woven cipher]

sad

[strange trellis]

most of the actives here don't lol

[errant hollow]

I haven't for years

[strange trellis]

the nerds in scp discussion do but not here

[errant hollow]

Anyways Sometimes I think it would be better without the glitches but one time shadow's car got sent flying off the level and I died for NO REASON and it was the funniest shit ever

[strange trellis]

lol

[errant hollow]

I was streaming it to some people to so I got to show them how broken the game gets

[strange trellis]

I like that part where eggman is sans undertale and you go into his eye

[errant hollow]

I think about that scene every day

Also Solaris is cool

I wish it had better attacks but the actual super sonic gameplay is good

Also Solaris is kinda birds (it has a beak)

[strange trellis]

immediately makes it good if its bird

they should make a sonic 06 2 and call it sonic 07

[strong dune]

It flash to be flashed in this world

[odd ember]

New mtf model like the combine grunt from half life

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996

[odd ember]

Or the civil protection guy

[obtuse thistle]

when christmas

[fallow kite]

Unused half-life 3 models.

[errant hollow]

What if instead of SCP SL everyone one played sonic the hedgehog 2006

[strange trellis]

too bad they're STUPID and will keep playing SL

[untold wyvern]

wtf are ray william johnson shorts even about

https://youtube.com/shorts/NnVO2g5OqjI?si=XQYEwyXPw69IRG6K

[unreal shadow]

i hate how he makes shorts then ends him before he tells you what happens forcing you to go to his channel and watch the entire video which could have been coverd in a short

[strong dune]

Old lady

We don’t have the game

[eternal rock]

love this jak

[strange trellis]

young child

get it

[brave coral]

have you found a fix for it btw

[solid echo]

Force everyone to play NR2003 without the steering wheel

[edgy arrow]

is this on the nes i forgot who made sonic

i had one of those so it would be possible

[eternal rock]

why does my computer keep opening the scanner app

[strange trellis]

why would a game from 2006 be on nes...

[solid echo]

Scan money print print

[edgy arrow]

im dumb

i forgot what year it was made okay

all i remember is i had one growing up

oh wait ur right the nes is like

1998 i think

[solid echo]

Fish react if you know any games below 2005

[edgy arrow]

and the wii was made in 2004

[strange trellis]

its even older

[edgy arrow]

oh well

[strange trellis]

its from 1983

[solid echo]

1985!!

[edgy arrow]

but the wii is like 2004 right

[solid echo]

Damn

[edgy arrow]

bc i remember new super mario bros

was made in 2004

from the opening screen

not the menu the fucking

where mario says "new super mario bros wii"

[strange trellis]

wii was 2006

[edgy arrow]

FUCK

i was 2008

i had a red wii

does that mean anything

[strange trellis]

the ds however

was 2004

[edgy arrow]

i have 2 ds lites

1 rosegold 1 black

all i play on it now is like

mario kart ds

and kirby superstar ultra

(i still havent finished it)

i need to beat the true arena

i beat the arena when i was like 8

[strange trellis]

I rarely play on consoles now

[edgy arrow]

im gonna buy a monitor and

originally it was

[strange trellis]

pretty much only do it when I have my friend over

[edgy arrow]

for my mac

but then i remembered

i own a switch and a wii u

and i still have all my wii games

im gonna rebuy super paper mario prob

should i

[strange trellis]

yes

good game

[edgy arrow]

its my favorite

ive finished it 4 times

paper mario color splash wasnt as good

[solid echo]

Yapping break starts rn

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/784573671657963530/1094182801215066152/steahhappy.gif

[strange trellis]

better than sticker star atleast

[edgy arrow]

was sticker star that bad?