general-chat

[gaunt talon]

Your good

[prime glade]

ive been on the toilet for 2 hours

[amber grotto]

Also uh why do u have the CI role?

[somber raptor]

It allows people who are not on your network to access the server through the port you put (default is 7777)

To port forward the server you need to go to your router's admin panel

[acoustic anvil]

we on VPN

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-27408090

[acoustic anvil]

like on one network

[amber grotto]

Gang im new gang

[acoustic anvil]

we joined

[prime glade]

cya chat if you play scpSL and see a guy named jamesrichmond tell him "i hate tea and crumpets"

[acoustic anvil]

my friend only

[somber raptor]

When you reach level 50 you can choose a badge (NTF, CI, SH, GOC, Foundation, 049, 079, 096, 106, 173, 939, 1507) and a color

[jolly rapids]

welcome

[acoustic anvil]

im joining

[true sky]

How dare you

[somber raptor]

That's not how a VPN works

[amber grotto]

Thanks

[amber grotto]

Ahaaa

Thank you for the uh info

[simple abyss]

It's a VPN like hamachi

[acoustic anvil]

Radmin VPN its hamachi

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-small-rat-pasta-run-away-gif-106069290747076787

[acoustic anvil]

but another

[somber raptor]

You still have to port forward the server

[meager slate]

NOoOO

[simple abyss]

I don't think gwen is tasty

but you know what's tasty Auro

[tame hollow]

Who would know

[meager slate]

you guys literally eat anything

[somber raptor]

[acoustic anvil]

i know but its not hard to send ip and port to my friend

[meager slate]

not the seabunny come on..

[somber raptor]

Auro Void Car

[meager slate]

[somber raptor]

Wdym?

[acoustic anvil]

we playing right now

without port forward

[meager slate]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-bunny-sea-sea-slug-slug-bunny-gif-2526435316576727923

incredible speed

[tame hollow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/magnes-magnez-rabbit-mwqJ2OS27ITxrO5fJR

[somber raptor]

Magnes

[tame hollow]

pompeii?

[somber raptor]

Yes

[meager slate]

whar

[tame hollow]

been there twice

[meager slate]

have u seen it happen?

[tame hollow]

Oh I wish

[somber raptor]

Mfer was running away, got headshotted by a boulder

[somber raptor]

No trust me you don't

[somber raptor]

If you want to see how it probably looked like look at footage of the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens

[meager slate]

I was there

[tame hollow]

I already know about St. Helens, and what happened at pompeii

Do you know how they got the footage of st. helens?

[somber raptor]

The eruptions were similar in type, albeit the eruption of Vesuvius was twice as strong as St Helens

[somber raptor]

With cameras

[tame hollow]

obviously, but the actual story

a photographer was nearby, the pyroclastic rivers(?) caught up to him and he knew he was dead, so he hid in his car, covered the camera and all that to preserve the footage

[somber raptor]

You talking about that photographer who was very close to the mountain when it happened and kept recording instead of trying to save himself?

[tame hollow]

yea

[somber raptor]

Oh yeah

[tame hollow]

blud is a real one

[somber raptor]

Also funny how St Helens trolled everyone by exploding sideways instead of vertically

[tame hollow]

I was there

[simple abyss]

I wasn't there

[meager slate]

I was there when it happened,,

I survived

[somber raptor]

The explosion that destroyed pompei was so powerful it shaved off 800m from the mountain

[simple abyss]

but at what cost

[tame hollow]

I also visited the herculaneum, which is much better preserved

worth a visit

[somber raptor]

To the point where now the ring around the mountain (which is what's left of the old one) is considered a different mountain (Mt Somma)

[tame hollow]

less tourists than pompeii

[somber raptor]

Yeah herculaneum was just unlucky

They got spared by the shower of debris at the start, but got hit by one of the pyroclastic surges

[tame hollow]

vesuvio

2022

[scarlet crescent]

Guys rate my profile pic I made it in gmod

It has a deep meaning fr

[somber raptor]

Every other one of the pyroclastic surges went down to Pompei and Stabiæ

[scarlet crescent]

Yo we talking about the city pompeii?

[tame hollow]

vulcanic eruption of vesuvio

[somber raptor]

MAN who lit up the beacon in the last image? 😭

[scarlet crescent]

The song called pompeii by bastille which you heard in many memes actually means smth btw and its about the city

[tame hollow]

My shitty ahhh camera, lense flare bs

[somber raptor]

Archeologist mfers getting Haste II with this one

[tame hollow]

got a better phone now

was in naples for like 2ish weeks

and rome

[topaz palm]

Dang

[tame hollow]

and a day trip to capri with some mountain hiking

[somber raptor]

Currently Vesuvius is 1281m tall, before 79AD it was about 2000m tall

[tame hollow]

I really liked the freccia rossa train

though much more expensive

[amber grotto]

Very nice mountain

[somber raptor]

It's not very nice when it explodes

[somber raptor]

Yeah

[amber grotto]

Lol

Eh u will see jesus then

[somber raptor]

Unlike america tho, europe has mastered low and high speed rail 👍

[amber grotto]

Also

Is there a tutorial for this game?

Like ingame

[vapid yew]

As European can confirm

[somber raptor]

Long bus routes are rare in europe cuz trains are very good and the regional ones are also cheap

[tame hollow]

well

europes population centers are also much denser

[somber raptor]

For example, from where i live to Venice the one way ticket fare is 2.40€

[tame hollow]

compared to the states

[amber grotto]

Yea

[somber raptor]

Only issue is that with Trenitalia your train is guaranteed to be late

[full pond]

this is why america sucks

[gaunt talon]

There was one

[amber grotto]

Oh

[gaunt talon]

But it was deleted

!guide

[snow umbra]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW-HN1DAabMneyBDDFGTmGBNROy9H5kdB&si=BijkkLpzsuy_YDhP

[tame hollow]

same goes with german DB railways

[gaunt talon]

You can check some guide here

[somber raptor]

Shit's worse than Deutsche Bahn

[amber grotto]

I need ingame tutors fr

[tame hollow]

I did hate the fact that my train got canceled the day I had to travel to the northern east of italy. Train from Naples to Rome didnt go and a replacement was not in sight, and when I finally got one, i was 5 hours too late in rome to catch my connecting

[tame hollow]

I booked first class for everything and in the end I had to use economy

AND was late 6 hours

[somber raptor]

Out of 5 trains, three were 5 minutes late

[tame hollow]

5 minutes is manageable tho

For us this is on time

[somber raptor]

Have you ever watched Jet Lag: The Game?

If not, watch Season 11 you'll see what shenanigans Trenitalia pulls on them 😭

[full pond]

you guys have first class trains?

[tame hollow]

yes

[full pond]

dam

[tame hollow]

first class has some benefits depending on the train type

[somber raptor]

They fucking UNDELAYED A DELAYED TRAIN 😭

[full pond]

i just take some musty ass train with handles to open the doors every day

our line is the only one with outdated trains

[somber raptor]

@tame hollow

Why my phone's battery dying so fast 😭

[tame hollow]

We got;
RE - Regional Express trains
IC - Intercity trains
ICE - High speed Intercity express
EC - Eurocity
IRE - Interregioexpress
and so on.
Depending on the train type, first class makes sense.
Regional trains not so much but for example the Eurocity ones or ICE's, they do make a difference

[tame hollow]

warm weather

[tame hollow]

nope

[tame hollow]

https://www.seat61.com/trains-and-routes/ice.htm

[rough wing]

this is because america is built around car travel and europe is built around civilian travel

[full pond]

why do they have...tables..?

[tame hollow]

I know

[full pond]

good lord

[somber raptor]

Here we have
R - Regional
RV - Regionale Veloce (Regional Express)
IC - Intercity
ES* - Eurostar (High Speed, Frecciarossa)
AV - other High Speed trains (mainly Italo, the only other train company in italy aside from Trenitalia)

[rough wing]

also i can tell you turkey is NOT like that

[tame hollow]

why shouldnt they lmao

[rough wing]

there is genuinely thousands of random ass roads

[tame hollow]

its the ICE trains, the higher class high speed trains

[somber raptor]

Watch it Trenitalia pulls some real shenanigans on them

[rough wing]

i think even bike roads

railways are random, bike roads are weird, car roads are random and weird

[tame hollow]

Regional express trains do look similar to this

[somber raptor]

Btw the Frecciarossa 1000 is one of the fastest trains in the world

Btw am i the only one who likes to go on trains?

[full pond]

i used to but after like 2 years of going on trains it got kinda boring

[tame hollow]

train travel is relaxing, love it

[full pond]

id rather travel by train tho

[somber raptor]

Same

Luckily in highschool for most field trips you use the trains

[tame hollow]

obviously just air distance but still, one hour for ~200km aint that bad

[somber raptor]

Last year we went with the train for

• field trip to Venice (last 2 hours of it were spent in the station cuz rain lol)
• Archimede's Games (Math Games) in Porto Marghera
• Team Chemistry Championship in Padova

Phone 13% 😔

[full pond]

oh dang i think i just hit my favourite clip

ima send on media chat

[somber raptor]

You have embed perms here too

[full pond]

i dont feel like sending it on general

[somber raptor]

Half of my clips are just me blowing myself up in various different ways

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-pipebomb-throw-you-gif-8675931137970734740

[somber raptor]

I'm editing my 5th 'SL funny moments' video and there is a section dedicated just to me exploding in various different ways: elevator grenade, pink candy, cola+anticola, grenade launxher plugin, etc...

[full pond]

i caused so much trouble with the grenade launcher plugin

i think i got banned once

cause of it

[somber raptor]

Me and two other dudes doing the fucking grenade combo on 939 was quite funny

[full pond]

when i first joined the server i didnt know they had that plugin

so i started firing a logicer in an elevator and uh

wiped the whole server

[somber raptor]

He threw 2 nades, first exploded inside, 2nd one was still going when the elevator arrived so i closed the elevator before 939 could get out and threw the 3rd grenade

[somber raptor]

Friendly fire?

[full pond]

yup

[somber raptor]

Damn

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-jumped-jujutsu-kaisen-noob-gif-21288941

[fallow pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibox-mustard-uncle-samsonite-boogey-dancing-gif-2363917054043801759

[somber raptor]

SL is not the only game where i keep exploding tho

Imma go now tho since i'd rather keep this 10% i have left of battery in case i need it

[full pond]

cya

[somber raptor]

9%

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-good-afternoon-good-evening-good-night-hello-gif-22572201

[solid echo]

Coca cpla

Dont forget the ice

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[simple sluice]

how long has it been going

[gentle barn]

@frosty bolt Just watched MLP Gen 2 "The French" Amzing video. Thanks for the suggestion

[cosmic flare]

Guys why the heck do mfs find these custom events fun

Like they suck ass

all of them do I just wanna play SL

so retarted

[simple sluice]

its only bad when its either Juggernaut or Blackout

[cosmic flare]

I can say that but not the f word the freaky

[simple sluice]

custom events are funny asf wdym

[cosmic flare]

Why would I play custom events when I could just play regular SL

[simple sluice]

too bad the server hits you with Facility Warfare

and extended round of Juggernaut

[strange trellis]

not long enough

[simple sluice]

glad to know its still going

daily spongdal cures me

thanks

[strange trellis]

only a small side effect

[simple sluice]

[ocean pagoda]

s

[north marlin]

LOL

I found SCP SL copy in Roblox

Same UI, sounds, even map

CASSIE voice

And lagging like SL too

[orchid kraken]

Its not important to nw at all tbh

[modern crypt]

кто может помочь плиз как 14.0 получить?

цена там

[true sky]

Scp sl 2

[true sky]

Could you speak in English

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[modern crypt]

How much Russian money is worth 14.0 scp sl

[orchid kraken]

Лучше подожди опен бета, он и так скоро/just way for open beta

[true sky]

Well the beta is 10 euro right now

[modern crypt]

ну кк

[modern crypt]

thx

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694829154490646610/1273635985741189131/IMG_0743.gif

[red raven]

12.0 update: #media-posts message

at 14.0, the heavy zone is completely recycled, can femur breaker be returned?

[gaunt talon]

The femur breaker won't return in 14.0

[untold wyvern]

[hollow sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1268941256654848164/1271741252534272111/togif.gif?width=538&height=671

[proper lichen]

wot

wot

[fossil wasp]

is he judging us

[uneven tapir]

whats up

[fossil oxide]

how factual is YouTube removing view counts?

[junior galleon]

anyone else randomly crashing since the update this morning?

[tough tapir]

How much horsepower is in this car

[sly barn]

hey look its me getting blown in the corner!

[hollow sparrow]

i forgor

but a lot

[fossil oxide]

wait 3114 badges cannot even be obtained via https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/992164664177864775?

[hollow sparrow]

https://imgur.com/a/9vqPNTx

[rancid dome]

It's only in #discord-announcements but now it's disabled (as in you can't get it now until the next time)

or unless Nathan decides to use something else for next year's Halloween badge

[fossil oxide]

oh I see

[rough wing]

i accidentally bricked my windows boot

[rancid dome]

I believe he might put it in the channel you mentioned when it's replaced by something else or become a naturally spawned SCP

just me guessing tho, I could be wrong

[fossil oxide]

that'd be a good plan though

making it gain attention when the SCP is an active feature

be it as a Halloween add-on or base game

[rancid dome]

only time will tell what'll happen next

[fossil oxide]

indeed

[rancid dome]

that emoji looks cool

he's just vibing xD

[fossil oxide]

ye XD I got it from the Project SCP (Lethal Company mod) Discord

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694829154490646610/1273635985741189131/IMG_0743.gif

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694829154490646610/1273635985741189131/IMG_0743.gif

[fossil oxide]

the guys who ported 1507 to Lethal Company

[fallow kite]

The MTF sergeant knowing friendly fire is on:

[hollow sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1268941256654848164/1271741252534272111/togif.gif?width=538&height=671

[rough wing]

I'm gonna reinstall it

However my fixation isn't on spot right now

So I must drink unhealthy amounts of coffee to compensate for hyperfixation

[fallow kite]

I'm assuming you didn't lose anything important

[rough wing]

Oh no, I lost the entire windows save

But I can redownload it

[fallow kite]

Lol

[rough wing]

By the time this is done I will be tripping but worth it

[fallow kite]

Never a thing as too much coffee

[somber raptor]

♫ vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei

♫ nu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma nu ma iei

♫ Chipul tau si dragostea din tei

♫ Mi-amintesc de ochii tai

i'm buying T3 patreon again :3

[fossil oxide]

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021120368775274529/1138419922662338630/173.gif

[north marlin]

Nah

Scp sl 0.5

There are old 939 models

[true sky]

scp sl deremake

scp sl 11.9.12.14

[north marlin]

But new UIs

[tough tapir]

SCP unmake

We go back to 2017 version

[orchid kraken]

Theres no poopoo without peanut

[half ravine]

hate ea

hate ea launncher

[half ravine]

does he know?

[sour viper]

poker face

[tidal pebble]

new update when dropping

[rancid dome]

tmr, at the earliest point

(It wont happen)

for real tho, if I have to guess, close to new years (for full release)

[tidal pebble]

its november 26

[rancid dome]

I think you're speaking of public beta

looks like you do have a date

[tidal pebble]

oh so 26th is the date where everyone can play the new update

[eager wadi]

26th is concluding, theres an ongoing debate on whether to go public beta afterwards

[untold wyvern]

[tidal pebble]

well i think it should

its about time dawg

[tardy walrus]

nah

[untold wyvern]

how about we get christmas

[rancid dome]

give it about 20 more years of dev time

It's gonna be a banger

how did I typo that badly

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/265312166247268362/1110028385704484904/get_em.gif

[tidal pebble]

im actually beginning to hate the old models now

im not even lying

[untold wyvern]

jan kalous will be remembered forever

[tidal pebble]

i want christmas

[untold wyvern]

[fallow kite]

MR GRINCH

no christmas for you.

[smoky oasis]

i search a free developer is intrested dm me

[shy horizon]

Noones finna work for free

[glacial osprey]

my amd adrenaline insists scp is Elder Scrolls Online for some reason lmaooo

[untold wyvern]

spawning in every spectator and throwing scp 018s

[gaunt talon]

Or spawning 50 grenades under your feet

[gentle acorn]

alright what did i get banned for this time

mods i know you stalk this channel

[gaunt talon]

Use the !mywarnings command

[gentle acorn]

wow i got false warned

yay

[wide veldt]

Yo my account got flagged how do I appeal

And where

[rancid dome]

If you believe it is a faulty, you can make a ticket to appeal it

[tardy walrus]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[wide veldt]

It’s not a ban

It’s a flag

[tardy walrus]

is it cedmod or something

[wide veldt]

No no I was using GeForce now cloud gaming

And they flagged my account

[tardy walrus]

what does it say

[somber raptor]

sometimes on my server (when i still had one) at round end i would just spam grenade * 1 3

[wide veldt]

“Your account has been flagged please make a whitelist ticket or appeal in discord” I think

[tardy walrus]

send a screenshot in #media-posts

[wide veldt]

ai wait

[frail elbow]

i fw ur user name

[rigid locust]

REMOVE GORE from scp sl

[frail elbow]

no

[rigid locust]

REMOVE BLOOD from scp sl

[tame hollow]

It would be hella cool to add death mechanics

[frail elbow]

i want to blow people in half with the ksg

[rigid locust]

REMOVE DEATHS FROM SCP SL

[tame hollow]

like in dying light

[frail elbow]

it would be os lit

[tame hollow]

chop arms off

[rigid locust]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-evil-laugh-fire-flames-burning-gif-24546963

john northwood here

[frail elbow]

shyguy should just delete people

[tame hollow]

on god, dying light is so good

[rigid locust]

when you reach 0 hp in scp sl the character will slowly go down to the ground, take out a pillow out of nowhere, and sleep

its apart of the new update

[frail elbow]

shyguy type shit

[rigid locust]

REPLACE GUNS in scp sl with PAINTGUNS

[frail elbow]

airsoft

[rigid locust]

chat

[frail elbow]

plays even more into the theory that the game is a training ground

[tardy walrus]

@tame hollow time to ping everyone

[frail elbow]

i love axxoriel guys he adhd my ticket

[tame hollow]

I am not one of those

also, I have a face to keep

[rigid locust]

everyone knows that vido game causz violet

so we have to REMOVE SCP SL

[tame hollow]

Anyhow, we will most likely see each other again

[wide veldt]

Nvm

[tame hollow]

and if you find funny streamer to play with

let me know

[tough tapir]

Blood for the blood god

[gentle acorn]

you're not john northwood buddy

i know your little secret

[tardy walrus]

will do :)

[rigid locust]

you are not nozdrim

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-god-fr-blud-god-gif-1939449646217314795

[gentle acorn]

newgie, i remember you're secrets

[tame hollow]

Fun fact, I'll still keep a gtag

[rigid locust]

you are not zdrim

[gentle acorn]

correct

i am not nozdrim

[tame hollow]

won a contest in 2020

[tardy walrus]

lul

[rigid locust]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-underpants-captain-underpants-gi-fs-ed-helms-mr-krupp-shh-gif-8478783

SHUT UP

BETA

[tardy walrus]

whats it ur ticket

[frail elbow]

its closed

rember

[tardy walrus]

theres a lotta them

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750988918035578930/1236455221106970697/no-update.gif

[tardy walrus]

oh

thank god

man my head hurts

[frail elbow]

how tf yall make vulkan crash on the beta tho...

[tardy walrus]

skibidi sigma

💯

@tame hollow is naku the only supervisor

i haev no idea

[jolly rapids]

im sorry john northwood

[tame hollow]

for the moment yes, Naku will stay supervisor. Dan and Thomas manage the team now

[tardy walrus]

gotcha

[tame hollow]

I wanna go to pripyat

[rancid dome]

🤝

same

[gentle acorn]

nuh uh

[sturdy badger]

guys

can anyone help

[rancid dome]

Hiya, what do you need help with?

[sturdy badger]

me and my friend trying to open a server on ym

pc but we couldnt make the cut

[sturdy badger]

do u know anything by anychance

[tame hollow]

terraria and minecraft hand in hand

[rancid dome]

This might help you
https://scpsl.notion.site/Hosting-a-Server-101-cd3ce9d1fab84f6b8b15be7f678ad8ba

[sturdy badger]

if this works ill pray for ur sucsess in life

[rancid dome]

What if it doesnt

my downfall?

[sturdy badger]

if it wont work

i ll pray for that

dont worry

[rancid dome]

D:

pls no

[sturdy badger]

LMAO

[rancid dome]

#technical-support still exists if you need help with setting up a server :)

I'm sure the TS team would be very happy to assist you

(they have shit loads of tickets to go thru atm)

[sturdy badger]

i am going to try it first by myself

[rancid dome]

Sounds good! :D

save them some extra load of work

[tardy walrus]

thank u for at least trying first

[rancid dome]

ahahahaah

[tardy walrus]

before opening a ticket

[rancid dome]

you dont get that often at all

most would make a ticket or "I don't wanna wait a day for a response"

[sturdy badger]

i would like to help but

if the writing is correct i think i can manage to pull it of

[fossil drum]

did someone add the backrooms in this update

[sturdy badger]

guys

i fumble the bag

we are buying a server

shame on me

@rancid dome u are done

i am praying for ur downfall know

[rancid dome]

Not if I snipe you first

[sturdy badger]

ggs

[rancid dome]

look out the window

the fictional one

[sturdy badger]

no one there

[rancid dome]

That's what you think

[sturdy badger]

https://tenor.com/view/uuh-cat-funny-cats-uhh-gif-5575392758585270122

[rancid dome]

That was just the distraction for your prayer for my downfall

[sturdy badger]

damn

i am coocked

i joever

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-its-over-over-blade-runner2049-blade-runner-gif-24854081

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

here, I'll help you with that

[cloud ocean]

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-its-over-over-blade-runner2049-blade-runner-gif-24854081

[sturdy badger]

thx

why my gifs

[rancid dome]

no worries :D

[sturdy badger]

aint showing

like

xdd

[rancid dome]

^

[sturdy badger]

Oh

i see

peasent level

shame on u king

[rancid dome]

dont worry, level 10 is not that long

[sturdy badger]

not to be rude or anything but

[rancid dome]

you're already level 2 :3

[sturdy badger]

i wont be here

[rancid dome]

oof

[sturdy badger]

when my friends

bought the

server

nice to talk to u tho

u know the talking

[rancid dome]

likewise, hope you at least enjoyed the time here tho

[sturdy badger]

at least

a mod talks to me

when i need i n help

(i still pray for ur downfall)

[rancid dome]

I shouldnt even be here rn xD, should be sleeping like an hour ago

[sturdy badger]

sleep then

duh

[rancid dome]

My life's already been on a downfall, just how bad can it get

[sturdy badger]

i dont dont fumble the college bag

u are saying u wanna go to college

but u are not sleeping

when u need ur all focus on the school

like damn

[rancid dome]

so you fumble the college bag

[sturdy badger]

nah

[rancid dome]

cuz you don't dont fumble

[sturdy badger]

i am at uni

i am chilling

i am the best student in the class

[rancid dome]

different edu system moment, I barely have to pay attention this semester

[gilded timber]

Bad decision 1: Become a mod here

[sturdy badger]

mod wars

[rancid dome]

heck, I can straight up just take a 20-day leave from school

[sturdy badger]

i would do that do but

[rancid dome]

My first decision started in 2018-

[sturdy badger]

if i do that

more then 4 weeks

[rancid dome]

When I first got told to try this game

[sturdy badger]

i ll be coocked

my schollership

[solid echo]

my downfall began when i found out abt scp sl

[sturdy badger]

goes out the window

[sturdy badger]

bruh

[rancid dome]

I see that we begin on the same path 🤝

[sturdy badger]

at least u guys dont play league for 4 yearts straight

[gentle acorn]

best in question being above F

[solid echo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-handshake-deal-agree-gif-7134721403924803840

[gentle acorn]

yeah I don't play dogshit games

[solid echo]

like what games fraud

[sturdy badger]

like league is an addiction

at least i am good tho

so i am chliilng

[gentle acorn]

the binding of isaac

[solid echo]

true

i agree with the fraud

[gentle acorn]

he agreed with himself

[sturdy badger]

i gotto go

[solid echo]

stop talking 3rd person abt yourself

[sturdy badger]

see ya

mod

[solid echo]

cya

[gentle acorn]

who are you buddy

[solid echo]

im the real one

you know me

the NON frad

[gentle acorn]

you're nobody

a fraud

[solid echo]

and who are you

[gentle acorn]

the man behind the slaughter

[solid echo]

then im the man who sold the world

[gentle acorn]

That's why you're a fraud

[solid echo]

its my gear man

my metal gear

[valid silo]

I don't care if you're the man who sold the world or if you are behind the slaughter

I only care if you are with those who know

[gentle acorn]

Blud isn't in the thick of it

[valid silo]

Those who know: 💀 💀 💀

[solid echo]

context in comments

[valid silo]

Still water..

Thoee who nose: 👃 👃 👃

[solid echo]

balkan rage

[valid silo]

Those who snows: ☃️ ☃️ ☃️

[gentle acorn]

we nosing the rim with this one

[gentle acorn]

there's a shitton of ice outside

does that count

[solid echo]

you were supposed to help the feras, plays!

[vapid yew]

https://tenor.com/view/malcolm-tucker-peter-capaldi-the-thick-of-it-death-stare-evil-smile-gif-1423043627702338077

[vapid yew]

The OG thick of it

[valid silo]

Doesn't matter

It does not snow here

[solid echo]

eat ice

now

ICE YUMMY

[gentle acorn]

loseeer

it's been snowing since October

[valid silo]

Doesn't matter

It could be in the middle of january and there would be no inch of snow where I live

Always has been the case...

[gentle acorn]

laugh at this user....

[solid echo]

last year we had snow was 2007

[valid silo]

No

You see I live at the based and sigma tropic of cancer

[gentle acorn]

loser

[solid echo]

fuck you want me to do

punch the clouds?

[valid silo]

He wants you to snow...

[gentle acorn]

steal the moon

[solid echo]

all i snow is that nozdrim is a real fraud

[gentle acorn]

nozdrim ain't a real person

[solid echo]

holy shit he said it

[gentle acorn]

nozdrim

[modern hazel]

can you get the new achievements even if you don't have the beta?

[gaunt talon]

No

[gilded timber]

Not yet!
Currently they are only earnable in the beta

[gentle acorn]

no

[modern hazel]

thanks

[gentle acorn]

too much yapping

2/10

[solid echo]

no yapping rn 0/10

[gentle acorn]

Dear servidor staff ❗ please ban azure 🙏 I be cry all day because of azure 😔 I always get called a fraud no matter what I do please take action or it hurt 💔

[rough wing]

I took 17.5mb off my windows installation partition

And it immediately, without hesitation, removed a part of system32

Bricking itself in the process

I think this is frankly beautiful

[solid echo]

open gogle

[rough wing]

17.5 mbs man

[solid echo]

try microsoft edge if its so good

[rough wing]

I have to reinstsll my entire windows installation

Because of the 17.5 mbs

[gentle acorn]

bro isn't in the thick of it

[rough wing]

🥹

Godly OS

[solid echo]

nobody knows

[gentle acorn]

make sure to choose English international

[eternal rock]

since when did he become nozdrim

he will always be nosrim in my heart

[solid echo]

october 32nd

he was drinking prime

and he decided to change his name

[eternal rock]

prime frozen in a block of ice for no reason?

[solid echo]

yeah

it appears for 3 secs

[gentle acorn]

yo

I know how to remove bloat

from the installation

[eternal rock]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-prime-logan-paul-mrbeast-mr-beast-gif-6045061681408143596

[solid echo]

that fucking drink that i hate

[gentle acorn]

he's in the thick of it

[eternal rock]

encased in ice for a reason

when it thaws hell comes to earth

[gentle acorn]

Is pride that dogshit

I've seen it like once

it was 7 bucks

[solid echo]

would you drink ancient ass prime that was frozen for 92 years

[gentle acorn]

didn't feel like buying it

[gaunt talon]

How

[eternal rock]

probably tastes like the most artificial flavouring imaginable

[gentle acorn]

select English (world) as time and currency format

[eternal rock]

kangaroos if they weren't full of hate and malice

[raw vault]

imagine not having 3114 role

[gaunt talon]

It sucks

[solid echo]

thank god

[eternal rock]

imagine not being red role

[solid echo]

wine is fancier

aka purple red

[eternal rock]

ok do you like kuhli loaches

[solid echo]

would stomp

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/265312166247268362/1110028385704484904/get_em.gif

[eternal rock]

what

what did you fucking say.

[solid echo]

https://tenor.com/view/stutters-i-know-that-sounds-bad-ego-guardians-of-the-galaxy-kurt-russell-gif-15922456

[eternal rock]

https://tenor.com/view/star-lord-what-rage-gif-21026712

https://tenor.com/view/kuhli-kuhli-loach-fish-gif-5952018278359074843

the loach enjoys the delectable fiber

[nova moth]

perfect creature

[eternal rock]

would you add a loach aquarium to entrance zone if you were hubert

[nova moth]

yes

[eternal rock]

splendid

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/hola-shark-shark-dancing-hello-hey-there-gif-16140857

[stable mirage]

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/foxhole-steamhappy-gif-7919226950161681297

[stable mirage]

3 balls

3 yays

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steamsad-steamangry-steammad-steamangy-gif-10453971517039865787

Are you guys going trick or treating?

[stable mirage]

3 YAYS, one ball.

[stable mirage]

isn't halloween over?

[ebon flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1190114960873902141/1297203579383185448/silencing-the-evil-shut-up.gif

[stable mirage]

bro I love this ball so much

I can't.

[stable mirage]

[somber raptor]

well that's a word i didn't think i would ever use

[lunar siren]

Misplaced e that's it

[somber raptor]

no it's an actual word

[lunar siren]

What?

[somber raptor]

it's the -ing form of singe

[lunar siren]

Thanks for explaining 🙏

[somber raptor]

this mf been typing for a whole 5 minutes

[golden mortar]

Man the new queue system is awesome. I've always enjoyed playing SCP while playing another game or while I'm working. Getting shit done quickly during the spawn waves. Now with the queue I can better manage my time while doing these activities; I have a sense of how long until I'm called to play based on my position in the queue.
There is another small benefit of allowing me to play on 1 server, not constantly checking or going to another server. Which allows me to remember specific people (the good ones :P) so I can be prepared for that GOD computer or that charisma-maxed Doctor.
I wish this feature was in the core game and not just a mod.

[solid echo]

did i ever tell you about the time my friend keith tried to deep fry a turkey

3rd degree burns over 90% of his body

[deft moon]

yo

how do I claim my pateron thing

I just bought research supervisor

[gilded timber]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 3 (Research Supervisor) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/

[gilded timber]

2nd link

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[deft moon]

what does it mean by I dont have access?

" Your account does not meet the requirements to access this beta. Please upgrade to the required access level to gain access."

[gilded timber]

Have you logged in?

[deft moon]

"Private Beta Active

Beta: 14.0 - Heavy Duty
Patreon Access Level: Major Scientist"

I cant post a image

[fallow kite]

[north marlin]

Hello, bro
I hasten to inform you that DEANON has been ordered for you
Now I will list what fate awaits you:
— Your parents will find out about how you communicate with people on the Internet, correspondence in which you insult people will be leaked;
— Your parents and your educational institution will be called every evening for 30 days;
— Your personal data, such as:
Residential address, school address, personal phone, mobile phones of your parents, your personal photos: WILL BE MERGED INTO PUBLIC ACCESS, anyone, past us — thirsty, will be able to call you \ mom \ father, and threaten, tell not the best things about you;

That's not all, I'm too lazy to list it
~ You have 90 minutes to pay off (50p)
~ At the end of the given time, you will be dealt with, and believe me, my team is Professionals

And yes, I do not advise you to throw me into an emergency, because the consequences will be even worse.

All text above is silly joke

[amber grotto]

ok

[manic python]

hi i wana open server how can i open roleplay server

[trail glade]

I have returned from Beta

[simple abyss]

https://scpsl.notion.site/Hosting-a-Server-101-cd3ce9d1fab84f6b8b15be7f678ad8ba

Here is a tutorial how to host a server

[trail glade]

Update good,
people?
Not jolly :(

[manic python]

thank you

[deft moon]

@gilded timber Hey, I need some help again, when I try to run SCP SL it stays on the "X STOP" for like 10 seconds then goes back to just "PLAY"

[gilded timber]

Is that when you have the private beta option selected?

[deft moon]

yeah, I put in the code, it accepted it, I installed it and when I try to run it. It says its running but nothing opens then it just closes again

I have a video of the issue

[gilded timber]

Try running the executable as an administrator

[deft moon]

Nope

didnt work

[bitter fern]

hi

[young zealot]

Is the 14.0 Also available for Research Supervisor,or the other tiers above? I ask because Im trying to now which tier to buy.

[deft moon]

Yeah, the beta also comes with Research Supervisor ($10)

[young zealot]

alright,thanks.

Imma buy it now.

[bitter fern]

Anyone knows when 14.0 will be released ?

[gilded timber]

Follow the steps listed here:
https://scpsl.notion.site/My-game-won-t-start-or-crashes-before-reaching-the-main-menu-b57b675631064d5d829467c12d1e9212?p=574ffed435fa48baa4865caef41657cb&pm=c
If none of those solve your issue unfortunately you will have to open a ticket in #technical-support where some can assist you further

[gilded timber]

We don't hate a confirmed date yet but expect a full release sometime in december with the possibility of a public beta sometime late november!

[bitter fern]

Oh, thank you

[young zealot]

Alright,I bought the tier,is there a guide on where to get the code?

[fallow kite]

It’s most wonderful time of the only year~

[gaunt talon]

!14.0

[snow umbra]

The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 3 (Research Supervisor) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/

[gilded timber]

2nd link

[young zealot]

aight,thanks

[fallow kite]

dies to a snowman

[trail glade]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-facts-brother-so-true-my-friend-gif-25938367

[fallow kite]

I don’t celebrate Christmas but I want to at least once

[young zealot]

Alright,I got all set up,thanks everyone.

[gilded timber]

Have fun!

[fallow kite]

Elaborate

[olive forge]

hey shithead this isn’t beta chat

we’re removing 3 fingers for you leaking it

[latent jackal]

They do close slowly

[young zealot]

OH SHIT

My bad

[latent jackal]

Wrong chat?

[olive forge]

too late

[young zealot]

yeah,I earned that

[olive forge]

we’re still removing your fingers

[young zealot]

I was too excited to finally try it.

[buoyant cloak]

im leaking everything

[young zealot]

DON'T DO IT,JESSE.

[buoyant cloak]

My first time back in this server in like a year

you’re done

[olive forge]

Your name just flashbanged me with my friend who was named WeebTrashRequiem like 3 years ago

I miss him

[buoyant cloak]

I don’t miss you

[latent jackal]

Bulkheads are public info so theres no harm in talking about them

[olive forge]

I don’t know who you are

[olive forge]

have you told the people about the 049 rework and his new crossbow or is that still confidential

[fallow kite]

So there’s a nda

?

[tawny vapor]

nope

[fallow kite]

Good to know

[glossy crag]

how do I get my patreon role in discord?

[latent jackal]

Have you connected your discord account to your patreon account?

It'll be in settings

under the More tap in Connected apps

[glossy crag]

done

thanks

[latent jackal]

No problem

Enjoy the beta when you can!

[light willow]

furry.

[latent jackal]

🦖

[tardy walrus]

yo racist muted guy

[true sky]

dino gazzer

[tardy walrus]

this for u

🖕🏽

[true sky]

the green discord icon guy?

[fallow kite]

yo fuc you

[glossy crag]

How do I get the in game badge?

[latent jackal]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/519600277943484437

[tardy walrus]

love u 2 bro

[glossy crag]

is there a way to open a ticket? tried the command with email and without it and it says my account is not linked

[latent jackal]

#patreon-support message

Hope everything goes alright

[true sky]

t

[carmine raven]

how to do auto verify

[tame hollow]

[true sky]

on what?

[tardy walrus]

tell em joe

how to do it

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-sipping-tea-drink-up-gif-9681020460604691160

[carmine raven]

public server request i make verify static but its not on the list

[true sky]

I guess its probablby technical support

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/oggy-and-the-cockroaches-oggy-and-jack-peeing-oggy-gif-25220401

i love when mf who close elevator door once mtf spawns instantly die to scps

[drowsy heron]

I love the fact they didn't made a new version of 13.0

They just downgraded the version

[bitter fern]

goodnight all

[glossy crag]

I managed to link it, does it show automatically or do I have to turn on a setting ingame?

[gilded timber]

It should show automatically but you might need to type gt into the console to refresh it

[glossy crag]

thanks for the help

[orchid kraken]

me and

[carmine raven]

techinal support help me

you tell me

how i can do auto verify

[amber grotto]

Got a question uh

Can i play with controller_

[south dock]

you're face to face

with the man who sold the world

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[gilded timber]

!verify in your server console

[carmine raven]

i did it

i sent mail

its not on the list

[amber grotto]

Is xbox compatable with SL?

[gilded timber]

Did you get a response?

[gilded timber]

That game isn't playable on consoles, no

[carmine raven]

i got auto response they say you can make auto verify

[gilded timber]

What server host are you using?

[carmine raven]

gaming vds

[amber grotto]

What if i uh

Try to play with my controller

[gilded timber]

The game doesn't offer native support, but you can bind most options through steam

[gilded timber]

Have you tried using !verify then?

[carmine raven]

yes

i opened ticket

[gilded timber]

What does it say?

[carmine raven]

it says its already verifed

but its not visibile on the list

[amber grotto]

Okay

[gilded timber]

You might have missed the link to sign the hosting agreement then, unfortunately you'll need to wait for tech support to help assist you further

[frosty finch]

how do i cancel my payment

?

@green verge

i dohnt want to open a ticked

for someting little

[gilded timber]

Hello!
You can cancel a subscription using the instructions linked below:
https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/360005502572-Cancelling-a-paid-membership

[frosty finch]

thx

[gilded timber]

That depends on who's available and the nature of your issue, they are a volunteer team so you'll need to be patient!

[spark tartan]

is jan kalous bald gang

[gaunt talon]

He probably has his hair shaved

[spark tartan]

true

[bold talon]

@tame hollow :(

[spark tartan]

where did the old jan kalous model even come from? as far as i'm aware, it was like a unity store asset

[tropic escarp]

can we get a hawk

[eager wadi]

:(

[tropic escarp]

tu

ah

[tame hollow]

Hey, I aint leaving this place any time soon lol

[eager wadi]

someone's unfunny

[tropic escarp]

nathaniel

brainrot is strong with this one

[eager wadi]

no that's just you being located in the americas

[tropic escarp]

no dear god no

my situation is not that bad..

uk 🙏

[eager wadi]

same thing then

[bold talon]

yeah but verification isn't the same without Joe

or NW

[tropic escarp]

US is like a warzone rn

I mean when isn’t it

but especially now

here’s the same all the time

[amber ether]

[subtle kraken]

im so

lost

[eager wadi]

cod warzone reference???

[tropic escarp]

and besides, we have premium english to accompany our brainrot

[tropic escarp]

fr!!!!!!

it’s like

[strong dune]

What if beta was public in two weeks?

Imagine that

[tropic escarp]

john wick won in the final circle

[gaunt talon]

No

[tropic escarp]

but the whole map had gas masks

so they’re now storming him!!!

[strong dune]

Well fuck you then!!!

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1274445307261878435/lv_0_20240817154115.gif

[tropic escarp]

everyone asks about beta

but no one about alpha

truly a sad world we live in

[gaunt talon]

Give me the alpha access

[strong dune]

Alpha is full of dev inside jokes

[tropic escarp]

ok

[strong dune]

We don’t need none of that

[tropic escarp]

code is 01010101010100100000142a

👍

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-blank-really-staring-look-gif-27096494

[tropic escarp]

trust

[gaunt talon]

On the alpha test

They removed 096

[tropic escarp]

yes

I was 096

can confirm

https://tenor.com/view/start-running-start-running-heart-start-running-scp-scp-run-run-scp-gif-612418607818209727

[little bolt]

I'm not Aenta 😭

[gaunt talon]

You are

[little bolt]

No

[gaunt talon]

Yes

Your name says it

[little bolt]

No No no

I'm δέλτα or Wazel if you prefer

[fossil drum]

Umm certain places in heavy containment in the beta cause items to fall through the floor if dropped

I wanted to give someone a jailbird and it got sent to the backrooms

This is in the old 939 room with the death pit

[brisk terrace]

how many % of the players are female?

[solar glacier]

I got it all the way from my room on mars

I appreciate the gift

[fossil drum]

Idk like 70%?

[brisk terrace]

ok since i actually thinks its 0

ok (ironic)

[fossil drum]

Ok realy i just seen 1 woman in a sl server

[brisk terrace]

👲

wait whats that emojy

[fossil drum]

Idk

Why that emoji

[brisk terrace]

i just typed :cap

[sonic musk]

[fossil drum]

🧢

I think you meant this

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[strong dune]

Hat?

[brisk terrace]

obvvs

[fossil drum]

Anyways everytime I hear a female voice in spectator or alive chat every other player starts to run towards the person and scream slurs or become a massive simp

[tawny prism]

n

[fossil drum]

NO

[simple abyss]

Average female interaction in online games

[brisk terrace]

i think there are more trans people then femals playing this

[fossil drum]

Like bruh if you want to meet a female go out

Staying in your moms basement is not helping

[brisk terrace]

go on roblox (in minecraft for legal reasons)

[simple abyss]

[fossil drum]

Like a coffee shop or a bar

[simple abyss]

Some people may think that a girl will automatically spawn into their life

[fossil drum]

Those things im not doing cuz in way too nervous and I dont understand hints

[brisk terrace]

no need for female interaction if this exists 🌲 🚗

[sleek estuary]

car wrapped around a tree:

[simple abyss]

Best feeling

[fossil drum]

https://tenor.com/view/300kmh-gif-9608631960987068354

Why did I think of this

[brisk terrace]

thats was what it was meant to mean

[proven pulsar]

hello everybody

[fossil drum]

Hello

[tawny prism]

hi

[fallow kite]

Guys I played SCP sl I do 4 kill on mtf and juke dog, I got Sayed that I cheating I gotta get global ban?

[polar spade]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[fallow timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553645196424904704/1243325322586226699/ezgif-5-0e164f900e.gif

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-hvh-cs-go-cheating-aimware-onetap-gif-14535458

[fallow kite]

No I not get ban I just kinda scare of it

[tawny prism]

lol

[fallow kite]

I just killed 3 chaos insurgency that was looting

And 1 for luck

[fallow kite]

Yo I fixed my lag my CPU was 95c and I put on CPU more thermal past and all normally rn

[worn star]

dont worry lol

[fallow kite]

Just because on ru servers much players unskill

[somber raptor]

Ngl they should change the link in the cc to https://youshouldnthavebeenhacking.com

[fallow kite]

Okay

[fallow kite]

Look like scam link

It is.

[somber raptor]

Nah it's real it redirects to the banappeal link

[eager wadi]

[torpid heath]

k

[fallow kite]

IP Grabber

[somber raptor]

@tight ermine is the goat

[fallow kite]

A really

[latent jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053783932455374920/1281976440736186428/caption.gif

[fallow kite]

xD