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Just have your phone out
(This is a joke, for legal reasons I must say you should not do this under any circumstance)
Dw, I wont do it for sure
Random stuff
I'm just hoping it wont be the type of test that is more like a sprint exam
yknow, so I can just chill a bit
Guys, Mason is still alive canon
hii
1 hour with Math, sci, robotics and coding based questions, what could possibly go so wrong?
Helo elo
(I suck at coding)
Who's gonna tell bro
No way
Woah, Deja Vu
Subscribe for more reviews
#calculator #richardwatterson
why hollow
taobal
i had a feeling you were the one who pinged me but i saw it, i see all furina content because i love her that much :3
this is canon
lol
same furina, same
cant relate
i just love furina that much that i relate to her so much :3
Strike a pose
butterfly blue
yo @rancid dome forgot to ask, which type of faculty are you applying for?
join medical ong, we share the same braincell across the globe till we finish it 
ahhh noice
noemi :3
i considered applying to engineering at one point when one of my physics teacher urged us to
i just don't have the engineer mind lmfao
hell i even considered to join in military academy come to think about it lmfao
axxoriel :3
hru
got one of uni's camp entrance test is coming up
and I havent really prepared yet
planning to do just a wee bit and wing it
freestyle that shit
I wish you good luck and hope you pass π
Hopefully multiple times, it's much easier
It's worse when you have to write an answer and do some calculations
@tight ermine Hello, noemi :3
for real
There is no shot it's writing exam
Cuz I'll need to take my iPad out (I havent charged it yet)
@somber raptor You reckon what p2k skin should I get? 
I got about 3 euros worth for budget

Install endevourOS
hi
NO
I hate that
Buttery smooth
Are you guys going trick or treating?
im tryna make a google doc about solo fallen and the game broke
now i have to spend 1 more minute

sa
Spooky scary skibidi send rizzlers down your gyats...
wha-
Ohio goon zaimas!
What?
Whar
Which p2k skin should I get?
What does p2k mean
p2000
I want to buy patreon to get access to the beta which level should I buy and how to get access
At this time, the patron level you need for the beta is tier 4
The rest of the details should be found here:
!14.0
The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 4 (Zone manager) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/
!wran watery777 
@untold wyvern has wranned watery777 Reason: 

i only found steam happy
I was talking about MY steam happy
i was thinking what easter happy steam is
yall played or know about dark and darker?
lowkey wanna try it
but have 0 clue on what it is
read your notifications for god's sake
or at least mark them as read

life feels better after finding 41 steamhappys
what's the music used when you eat the black candy?
20 minutes to write (an essay?) as long as I can 
Definitely an interesting question for an entry test/exam
Chat does anyone know why the hawk 2 meme is filtered
Is there secret lore behind it
where can i report a server for selling admin
every wants to be a hawk too, eh?
say that again
Hi, you can send an email to server.abuse@scpslgame.com
its brainrot
Daily Spongdal
what about skibidi
if he dont fw skibidi he my opp
thats it:
@fallow kite
confirm
cause its sex related
what about rizzler
rizzing it out is a daily emotion
the gahayat word is filtered
interesting
gamers when they see women
Try Not to Get Scared
Scariest Stories
I wasn't scareds of anythings. That was until I met the scary man
"Im going to jeff the kills you this halloween" said jeff the killer
π±π±π±π±π±
Get out
π©

hi
mornin folks
hiii
Stinky
Nuh uh
yeah I also want to be a hawk too ah
how do i spawn a dummy plssss
open console and type "quit smoking"
I honestly hope the 2024 Art contest winners get their art placed in-game like the last winners got theirs placed in D-Class Cells, because those artworks are straight up fire.
Could stare at them all day, ngl.
lies
Integrated graphics cant run this game for some reason
fr
Very likely they'll appear in the game just like previous year
@simple abyss CS?
Later, sure
When is later btw?
cs as in what
30min-1hour
Element
bruh
XD
Counter-Strike
Caesium!
Shitting yourself
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
I know
but
they are just targets
type on RA spawntoy dboytarget
okay thank you
NP
!rep
You need to wait 6 hours, 24 minutes, 54 seconds until you can give reputation again!
!rep
You can give a rep!
Bro just want to give it away π
Me core

me looking at
and thinking, either
'll be my
or my biggest 
You can't understand love
!rep 967089212438511636
You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!
Rip xD

I have no idea why starting at Steam happy makes me so happy
It compels you to be happy
steam happy makes me 
It makes me
too
im made of

Spread the
iness
I don't have boblox rn
39 "Happy"... 0 found
why does this steamhappy game say cool people only
and this game is making me shoot steamhappy
im reporting these people
I am coming to investigate further
nothing to see here!
The fate of steamsad depends on it

Hello everyone, how are you?
steamhappy feet hangout
Second tier 1 patreon I see this week
STEAM HAPPIEST
good u?
I'm fine, I apologize in advance if I write something wrong, I don't speak English very well
would you rather have
or 

your english seems pretty solid! what other language do you speak?
in Ukrainian
neat
?


π₯

Are you guys going trick or treating?

ARE YOU GUYS GOING TRICK OR TREATING
@ebon flare @fallow kite HEY GORON GET OF MY FUCKIN TEAM ASSHOLE
Are you guys going trick or treating?
the blush is cute
SCREAM SOUND EFFECT
THE TIME FOR TRICK AND TREATING HAS ENDED
You know what must be done.
Buddy this is related to the conversation
Nevermind
Forget I said that
are you guys going christmas caroling?
Blocked blocked blocked blocked blocked
I fucking hate the last 2 months of every year
π
Youβre not funny
gg
THE AGE OF SPOOK HAS ENDED!!!
NO MORE TRICK OR TREATING!!
FOLLOW ME, AND YOU SHALL ALWAYS RECEIVE GIFTS!!
COAL UPPP!!!!
first message of the day and its a banger
JOLLLY UUUUUP!
Fish.
Fish.
Fish. money
i like fish hands as food
Is it a good time to invest in rare fish market
yes
Which fish is best
https://youtube.com/shorts/MsJYRbTwDAk?si=0N20APWw0wbIkIsn i love how the comments just collectively decided the RTX 3050 is the worst card ever ||(and they're right)||
wtf happened here
π·π΄
ITS NOT EVEN DECEMBER YET!
Oh I get it the Romanians stole the entire military stockpile of the Peopleβs Liberation Army
I assume they also stole the soldiers and ate them.
Romanias not for the weak
no
sometimes
some servers do give keys as welll
in their discord
which servers
when does it go live then
this discord server does give keys as well but you have to be 20 or more levels to enter
rigged giveaway
at the end of this month
damn
idk if i should buy the chromakopia cd or sell my soul to hubert
ok im buying the beta access
your choice....
yo i might deadass buy the patreon
Is that justjo in your pfp
i dont have a patreon acc
yessirskee
why do I alwase get teleporetd in server room when im running and die what is this game bruh
i think i accidentally created a patreon page and not an account
yea im a fucking dumbass
dw in beta, servers room is REMOVED
true
wait fr????
yes
hold on isnt there a stream today for nuke room
yeah
fuck the server room

YESSSIRRRRRRRRR
hell no that room got hella places to stay
its coming back
server room forever a nightmare during an scp chase (as both scp n human)

noo
its gonna break my pc
also
why am i getting bad ping on european servers
is it cause of me being in eurasia
plenty of americans get good ping from european servers
wacky
scp sl had to nerf me so i wont die 5 minutes in
I will give a key to someone who will climb Everest
Either way i cant give a key so just climb
hi
hi
anybody seen?
hi
hello!
hm..
pretty accurate comparison
Hello
helo
hi
How yβall are doing
good wbu?
Pretty tired
π
Exams are starting soon for me
well.. pretty good honestly
ah good luck on em!
I just finished one of the longer suggestions that I've made for 14.0 beta
Thanks :)
good luck!
Thanks :)
oh mah
yeah..
Guys rate my setup π€
that took me some hours to made.. but i'm pretty satisfied with it's end result
fish/ 10
for a moment I thought it was some kind of.. spider plushie because of those cables
I used to play SL like that LOL
same
ah absolutely same here too
minecraft classic
I think I played from 1.4 to 1.8 with a setup like that
oh the alpha ones
ya
I started playing it in 2012
minecraft changed so much
The russian dudes in chatπ @eager wadi
I didnt really play minecraft that much until 2012 tho. I played it after a big life event for like three months
hello guys.. so i have the beta pass and i have recieved it thru a giveaway and succesfuly applied it to my dlc list... how do i play it ?
Message an Overseer + with proof and they should be able to give you the role.
whom?
hi friends i love this game
spider time @idle shard
yw reaper
How 2 become spider
overspider
skin spider
ettercaps
this spider kinda mid ngl
ya it is not my best work

ok
this one is prob better @idle shard (spider warning)
I already posted the huntsman spider nest
Y'all remember when an american plane cut a cable car's cable during a training exercise and the pilots weren't punished for it?
im stuck on the northwood loading screen, anyone know why and how to fix?
Is it just me or 13.6.9 update has many glitches?
Like invisible players/SCPs, spectator player list not loading or desync, server browser breaking after some search, authentication breaking after some time, hitting glass with demon core (jailbird) kicking you from the server (or crashing the game), steam integrity verification placing a invalid/old file in the game directory.
2 elevators to nuke room lol
π΅ "On the 52nd day till Christmas my true love gave to me;
52 Slot machines with the back missing. (there's a funny van out side my house lol)" πΆ
That's good
Yummers
Hi! Check out #1098299774291157043 , if you don't find anything useful there open a ticket at #technical-support .
It will reduce the extreme camping issue there is with nuke room
No access bro
Fuckers killed 20 people and didn't get punished for it π
Why does it say no acess here then
Wierd
Yo i requested a refund but nobody came, why that? Is cause of the 14.0 Dev Livestream?
x3 mistaken R$ for robux π
not so jolly and sad man
BAM
bam bam bam
bam?
Bosnia/Herzegovina convertible mark
im too lazy to watch the stream
I gave them 4 BAM, good marketing for π§π¦
i would have to play plants vs zombies music
and roblox tds
just so i can keep myself entertained
overseer ? you mean admins ?
You can find the list in #server-rules
first key 20 mins
BAM IS SHIT
What even is BAM?
lazar so poor he stole card from someone!!!
huh
use the second one
No
use the first one
Too much BAM there
BAM
no funds
Not enough bam
Needs a bit of boom boom as well
you couldve given 4 bam to the homeless
I bammed someone in my server
Maybe a kaboom
He has more bam than i do
declined card 
You can't outbam the Hutt
my monthly limit is 8000 BAM
.
You can give a rep!
BAM IS BACK
!rep watery777
You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!
This made me steamhappy
na its fine (?)
invis players/SCPs? 99% sure they are using candy, no one else has reported this issue
spectator player list/desync - again haven't see or heard any issues about this, sounds like a client side issue/desync on your end
server browser breaking - this is something I noticed
auth breaking - most likely a client side issue on your end, such as vpn/proxy/unstable network
hitting glass - pretty sure this is a plugin issue? either way, its known
steam integrity - this isnt a issue, this is a new intentional system (which I think could've been better), people really need to read and click "yes" to remove the file automatically, not the best system/dialog box right now, we are working on improving it iirc
real!
that code is not real
you should get fired
fuck bbam
I came here to call out Lazar
yeah owner, fire this invidual
The convertible mark (Bosnian: konvertibilna marka, Cyrillic: ΠΊΠΎΠ½Π²Π΅ΡΡΠΈΠ±ΠΈΠ»Π½Π° ΠΌΠ°ΡΠΊΠ°; sign: KM; code: BAM) is the currency of Bosnia and Herzegovina. It is divided into 100 Pfenig or Fening (ΠΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ³/Π€Π΅Π½ΠΈΠ½Π³) and locally abbreviated KM. While the currency and its subunits are uniform for both constituent polities of Bosnia and Herzegovina, namely the ...
Send this fine man out of a cannon aimed at a brick wall!
wait how will i do tech support tickets
don't actually do that i'll get fired for inactivity
dino gaslight
are giveaway evry 20 mins
Channel mute
Lol
server mute
All I need is a key
π
you almost gave the people an extra key,, you should have continued the trolla,,
fire lazar
if you fire lazar he becomes a martyr
fire hazard
Thanks!
Btw, where do I redeem beta keys? π
double edged trolling
properties betas
nope
this masterpiece was deleted
:steamhappy:
steamhappy
literally edging the chat

why wont the beta let me join any servers, wtf
what is the error message
there isnt one, when I join I dont appear on player list and cant spawn
how do i fix the specified host is not avalible error? i wanna play with friends but it somehow doesnt work
why am i getting the black screen and then get booted from the beta?
where do I get my beta code?
check announcements for games
ok i find π

it doesnt work like beta codes anymore
Hello everyone.
We recently updated the method through which you receive access to the 14.0 beta, allowing direct access to the branch without the need for a CD key.
Note: If you've already activated your beta access using the previous method, no action is required. This only affects future activations.
You can find out more about this new system on our website.
https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
We are absolutely thrilled by the overwhelming support you've given us in the last few days since the beta's release, and we simply cannot thank you enough. We wouldn't be here without you.
Keep an eye out on the 14.0 beta, we still have much more to offer, as we slowly patch out bugs and introduce more content across this period.
Once again, thank you for your continued support.
@fossil oxide what the fuck is pen? like pencil?
I still got the black screen after restart? Are the beta servers down or something?
WHat is going onnn?
pencil
ποΈ

WHYYY. IO can't join the NA servers
smartest redditor
what do i do?
Smart

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG????????
is optimization gonna be fixed on 14.0 update
Yes
positive?
The culling system is improved
what????????
why are NA servers black screen for some?? Like i am not even the onyl one with this prob
Did you try restarting the game
what now?
Try starting it
Have you tried turning it on and offf
Exactly
The devs are just a bunch of hacks who don't know source lol
why black screen when try to join game in beta
honestly, probably just gonna refund
when will cs2 remove vertigo already
secret laboratory: source when
how can i report players engaging in malicious activities
Hello
im having the same issue aswell
You may open a global mod ticket, but you need to be a server owner in order to do this.
There could be another way I forgot
bribing hubert
where can i open it
im a server owner but i can't get role
They pivoted from source because they could not make the game work with it.
Ok...
y they changing heavy bruh
I've asked this to myself for a while: do you guys know what happened to Theta??
Theta? Theta what? It's project or what?
I know
Or you mean about ending?
I've never found answers about how Theta died so I was curious if you knew what happened to him
I know one video about that ARG, but have small issue it's on Russian
Oh
So you maybe have some troubles with understanding
Because Google translate all IN literary meaning
But, anyway, here the video, enjoy.
Auto translate by the way.
I think he should help
I'll try: thanks again
Anyways, if I'm not wrong, it does only an auto translation in English and Russian so... Maybe it's intentional??
If I'm correct Google auto video translate should translate to all language what have in he database .
But on some language can get issule when Google translate just skip some words lol
Maybe it's just my phone but that's not a big deal anyways: again, thanks for everything
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Alright
the ARG 
From what I understood the ARG wasn't fully solved... So there's no answer to my question but that's not a problem: it was fun anyways
O5-69 wtf...
And who it's Theta
We never gonna know that
shaft elevators in SL confirmed...?
theta was the security chief or something
i did
theres another scp sl arg?
Yes
na, talking about the 2019 one
alright
wait theres another?
Sorry: I read wrong
all good lol
idk probably
Thanks
many people can't join NA servers? What seems to be the problem
Anyways it would be really great: I love ARGs
YO WHAT DO THE CANDIES DO
???
andd my wifi is dying again
new elevators
yippie
i assume your tech support? any idea?
this is big
ok but that would be hard since idk how the fuck does the elevator system work in SL
on the beta?
we get black screen everytime
probably
yuh
which server
like they gotta rework whole elevator system
i guess
for just nuke
How do i redeem a beta code?
THIS IS THE TIME OF MY LIFE MAN
!14.0
SCP:SL IS PEAK ASF
The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 4 (Zone manager) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Guide - Connecting Discord: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-gb/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/
you redeem it?
too late
ty
All NA
servers seem fine
I don't know if you're still on Halloween event because my computer literally stopped working but they should do funny things: the grey one let you become a statue that can do damage jumping on people or SCPs, with the blue one you become a marshmallow monster that punches and much more
probably wifi issue
its candy's eat them or someshit idk
Some other EU people have the same prob
Can't be. I am not the only one
ok
all the NA servers are working for me
make sure you're on the newest version of the beta
probably client issue mate
If you're just new and you're just in the normal game they buff you (except for the pink one that some servers have)
should have r2 in the name
?
public 14.0 beta date when
client issue

yea on halloween but what does the green one do i had 200 hp when i ate it then a bit time later i see ihave 1 hp
are you guys going trick or treating
Client? Steam?
merry christmas asshole!!
update your game maybe like the staff said, theres was an update to the beta
make sure the game is updated
restart steam
when you back in game and in the menu, press f3 and screenshot, send it here
hello chat
or #media-posts
No Update?
the game updated a few hours ago
They will give you more HPs but they will also slowly drain your life to 1 HP
fentanyl
In my country Halloween was yesterday
peak suggestion
are you guys going trick or treating
are you going to copy paste the same sentence?
merry christmas
jolly
Imagine the flamingoes but with capybaras for the 1st of April...
CHRISTMAS
i cant wait till april
Christmas event is my favourite and I would really enjoy capybaras but I think flamingoes are more iconic
I never said it was a bad thing π’
With the beta codes that are being released on stream, do i just redeem them on steam?
iconic... yeah right this shit was only here 1 time
yeah
Yep, here is more information on how to do that https://scpslgame.com/beta-branch-access/
Obviously if you got the code from a giveaway you can skip the first few steps and get to the steam part
I know but they are like the original SCP and hearing all the noises they make is something iconic for me even if I heard it for the 2023's event and no others
for the beta codes you actually need to put it in the redeem code steam
But... I gotta admit that the capybara's idea is actually a really good one
Unsure about this. Afaik all codes are branch access codes instead of DLC codes.
i mean idk but the one getting gived away is like a product code
if me and my friends bought the patreon beta can we will make a server on the new version?
no
ahh so we would have to use offical servers?
yeah
kk thx
it would be fun to try though
just run the game with the same command line args that you'd feed to the server variant of the game
and see what happens
sl is working again
wooo u can now enjoy 10h of being a spectator again
y'know, what is the amount of time an SCPSL player spends being a spectator as compared to playing?
hello um whats this about vpn stuff when I tried joining a server
can you screenshot it?
where do i send it?
congrats
im going to kill you
i hope you die
death to you muff...
i randomly picked it when they said it was a number
I probably have a better chance of winning the lottery and getting struck by lighting at the same time than get an SCPSL key
hope you die
i picked 7
yeah well im broke
wrong gif
my mom stole my money
lmao still good one tbh
btw did u redeem it in this?
no i redeemed in a game redeeming one
but i think it works both ways
it very much doesn't
no
doesnt work both ways
oh really?
just redeem a product on steam
lazar please give free key
oh my god
do you guys know how long it is till public beta
I stole them all, sorry.
so I was redeeming in the wrong place all this time
lmao
give one
Done
I'm dumb π
well I have just 1 more chance
fuck you i'm reporting you to police
what are they going to do
I'm going to give them BAM and they will look the other way
i call irf
arrested for stealing a key
i call IRS
Why would the tax authority care
you didnt pay microwave taxes
i pay tax with every BAM transfer
no BAM
i dont even have a microwave
electricity taxes
It's technically a dlc on steam
lazar you are technical support not marketing
i have 20 million power
i dont think he knows
Hello
nuh uh
cthulhuthan
all staff's gets free beta
Lucky
oh yeah makes sense
become staff
i kinda cant download the beta for some reason LMAO
Also partners get free beta
yeah thats why they make the videos on the updates so fast
lazar lazar
making one right now π
whats the name of the
muff muff
how does staff beta's work π
i cannot find it for some reason
wdym how
i get key and i put in keyhole
Wait can nathan ban NW staff? From discord server
oh make sense
and i turn
yes??
dont think so




