general-chat

[sleek estuary]

screenshot it

[frosty acorn]

and neither did the entire facility

[sleek estuary]

im actually curious

[frosty acorn]

i really dont know

the elevator WAS fully intact tho

[sleek estuary]

ok wait

[frosty acorn]

and btw

D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\SCP Secret Laboratory\Translations is the right folder?

[sleek estuary]

are you playing on a public server or private

yes

[frosty acorn]

pub

[sleek estuary]

yikes

pray to god the anticheat doesn't actually strike you to death

[frosty acorn]

nah

im fine

[latent jackal]

For now.

[sleek estuary]

surely

[frosty acorn]

also all of my other text is gone

since i didnt fill them in

gonna have to fix that

also wait, wouldnt the anticheat just blast me on login?

[tardy walrus]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sleek estuary]

it should if you are actually missing important files like textures

[frosty acorn]

well

it didnt

[tardy walrus]

bypassing ac i see i see

[frosty acorn]

and i literally could not see or enter the actual facility

[tardy walrus]

eula violation

@potus ???

[frosty acorn]

okay so

update

the floors are still gone

what the fuck

[craggy obsidian]

BAN THAT GUY 🫵

[frosty acorn]

ima try using the english translation and see if the world exists

[sleek estuary]

realistically speaking, it could be his GPU, drivers or GPU api causing the issue

[frosty acorn]

it was the literal second I added the translation

that this starts

so i think its related to that

and when i change back to english, it works

so its the translation pack for sure

[tardy walrus]

who is bro talking to

saying "his" like their message wasnt the last one 😭

[rancid dome]

Xoriel :)

[tardy walrus]

alicia :)

[rancid dome]

Hows ya day

[frosty acorn]

ima try to get a video of this translation pack stuff

[tardy walrus]

been good

bouta go to sleep

tired af

[rancid dome]

I see

I only just woke up D:

!rep

[latent jackal]

Same boat

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

!rep @latent jackal

[snow umbra]

You have just given @latent jackal a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

For the newcomer

[latent jackal]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Thank you

[latent jackal]

You're very much welcome

[rancid dome]

It would be really funny if you make an intentional spelling mistake

And change it to Trail Mod

[latent jackal]

I wasn't the one who nicknamed myself but that would be funny

[frosty acorn]

i think i have found something

[rancid dome]

Ah

[frosty acorn]

my translation pack has 4 less items than the english one

[sleek estuary]

:(

[frosty acorn]

i think those 4 items are whats causing the entire game to go missing

[latent jackal]

Me when four lines of code break everything

[rancid dome]

I dont remember translation folders having that much effect on the game

But very interesting

[frosty acorn]

apparently they can delete the entire game

so

all of my meshes are gone

[latent jackal]

I never messed with it so Im of no help here, sorry CGNik

[rancid dome]

He said changing it back to normal English one fixes it

[frosty acorn]

yes

[random schooner]

"Four fucking lines!"

[frosty acorn]

😭

[latent jackal]

Hahaha

[tardy walrus]

im just goofying around

ly

[sleek estuary]

gay

[frosty acorn]

so i dont have coffee.txt

[rancid dome]

There's a coffee.txt? Lol

[frosty acorn]

its just troll lines of text

idk

[tardy walrus]

wow ok

[frosty acorn]

probably splash screen smth

[rancid dome]

I havent opened that folder for so long

[frosty acorn]

no SCP_Interfaces.txt either

no SCP_079.txt

ah

i found the issue

theres no fucking version file

nvm that file is useless

its probably just that i didnt fill out literally every single thing in it

idk

i thought it would just use the defaults if i left it blank tbh

[glass bronze]

Gm

[latent jackal]

Morning to your timezone

[fallow kite]

[fossil oxide]

no

good morning to everyone

even if it's night time for you rn

[somber raptor]

The christmas cups

[gray mantle]

cheese

[rancid dome]

I c

[sleek estuary]

reddit is down

[glacial nymph]

classic, it happens too in stardew valley server when people ask "how to kick my babies"

things taken out of context is just funny lol

[somber raptor]

Lethal Company: how do i kill the baby

[glacial nymph]

Same group: how can i sell the baby

[somber raptor]

So in Italy by law you get a certain amount of PTO a year and if you don't use it within 18 months the company has to pay you that PTO... so what do companies do when someone has a lot of unused PTO? They just force you home to use it 💀

[glacial nymph]

Imagine warzone mobile on PC

the question is; will my laptop actually blow up

[glass bronze]

Who use bluestacks💀

[glacial nymph]

i don't really use it, used to use gameloop

im just trying bluestacks

• i found warzone mobile

not found in gameloop but in bluestacks

which is very interesting

[gaunt talon]

The mobile version sucks

[somber raptor]

i'm starting to get concerned for my maths teacher

he's been missing for 2 weeks

i'm also concerned for us since that's already 8 hours gone (+2 today) which means he'll have to do shit faster to keep up with the program

[glass bronze]

Oh okay..

[hollow sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-backrooms-maxwell-backrooms-backrooms-maxwell-cat-gif-10751398716725160310

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

(no it's not out yet)

[hollow sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920709476724649984/1149906013240172614/bruh.gif

[glass bronze]

Hi ikonic!

[hollow sparrow]

Woah Hi Meemo!!!111

[glass bronze]

How you been?

[hollow sparrow]

Good and you ??

[glass bronze]

Good too

[hollow sparrow]

Nice

[meager slate]

Mondaybunni

[rancid dome]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[polar spade]

🍴

[meager slate]

[latent jackal]

🦖

[hollow sparrow]

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

🦕

[polar spade]

Even the dinosaurs agree they make great snacks

[rancid dome]

Lol

[somber raptor]

New food source :3

[tough tapir]

Much protein

[light lily]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

wgat

[gilded timber]

!langpl

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[latent jackal]

was getting to that

[fallow kite]

chat what is the best scp server for looking for a wife

like speed dating singles over 30 secret laboratory

[latent jackal]

[fallow kite]

kind of approaching the age (38) where im tryna find my one and only❤️🔐

is there ant server recommendations to find my lucky lady to be?

[light lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925855860557746267/1280473934894075914/ssstik.io_1718201689270-ezgif.com-resize.gif

[fallow kite]

[latent jackal]

I do believe you're looking in the wrong place.

[fallow kite]

youve got a cool pfp

[light lily]

thanks

[latent jackal]

Thanks for talking for me

[rancid dome]

np :3

[fallow kite]

Thanks for talking for me

:3

[light lily]

the pure sillyness of sl is carrying its life

[latent jackal]

without the funny aspects we would have gone down a long time ago

[light lily]

tbf same with tf2

ill rather play a silly multiplayer shooter then a serious one

[tawny vapor]

true

[patent bear]

serious and competitive shooters are boring

[somber moss]

@paper isle

[lilac frost]

@amber ether

[edgy arrow]

is this satire

almost every edater ive seen on sl r usually child preds

[patent bear]

i'm sorry brother but i think you're done if you're asking that here

[edgy arrow]

nut inc has many lovely ladies (men)

[glass bronze]

Fr

[edgy arrow]

last time i played sl was

2 weeks ago wow

[patent bear]

yeah you gotta be a certified freak to e-date on SL

[edgy arrow]

does this make me a freak

do NOT date your best friend

[patent bear]

if you're e-dating on SL probably

[edgy arrow]

in my defense

it was not intentional

oh my god i feel so sick

i regret making that salad

[fallow kite]

Windows 10 21H+??/

My windows version is 1809 💀

guess i wont be able to play scp:sl in the next update

[patent bear]

just update it

[edgy arrow]

thats not how it works

i play on geforce now 💔💔

my macbook will not be surviving this

[polar spade]

Just upgrade your PC

[worldly orchid]

I don’t think it’s an issue to upgrade, unless you’re using theme changes or modded versions of windows that would break via updates

[edgy arrow]

i plan on getting a pc but idk anymorr

[worldly orchid]

Just depends on what you have currently I guess

And if it does the thing you want to do

[random schooner]

But yeah people always talking about a mystical "golden age" of Youtube. I was a young teen when Youtube was made. I've seen every iteration of Youtube. It's always had problems

Ever heard of "reply girls"?

[worldly orchid]

I think those views on kick are just bought right

[patent bear]

yeah

[worldly orchid]

They did expensive contracts

I don’t think many people came naturally on their own

[worldly orchid]

Like the bots?

[patent bear]

i liked 2015-16 youtube cause that was around the time i got internet and was able to use it

it was pretty chaotic

wacky

[random schooner]

You just had to make a thumbnail point to a woman's cleavage, and make the video a response to a popular video, and you were guarnateed millions of views. Occasionally, a video would go viral simply because of the thumbnail when the video creator didn't event intend for the thumbnail to bel ike that

[somber raptor]

hm

[random schooner]

Clickbait was even worse back then.

[somber raptor]

whar are those

[random schooner]

There's a wiki page dedicated to it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_girl

[patent bear]

back when the biggest controversies were random drama between sloptubers and youtube ads getting cut

[random schooner]

But in the old days, you could reply to a video with a video, so like if there was a viral video, and you scrolled down, you'd directly see a video response to it,

[patent bear]

actually the later part was 2017

[somber raptor]

damn

[random schooner]

ANd there'd be thumbanails of the reply girls who had clickbait videos of arrows pointing to their clevage, who had a video made talking about the video on the surface detail,

[somber raptor]

right now YouTube's definitely at its lowest tho

[patent bear]

yeah

most things on the internet are at their lowest now IMO

it's hit that point where every corp is trying to minmax profit

and it fucks with the user experience

[somber raptor]

comment sections (especially on Shorts) are riddled with bots, most of which are also either NSFW/Gore channels or racist

[random schooner]

If you had a misleading thumbnail and everyone clicked it, it would get promoted and shown to others. Nowadays, clickbait thumbnails (like the 😮 face) will only work if the actual content is interesting enough for people to watch.

[somber raptor]

then there's also YouTube themselves making the site literally unusable without uBlock

[worldly orchid]

Which they are working on to disable

[random schooner]

You'd also make as much with a minute long video with ads as a 10 minute long video with ads. When this was changed, people then complained that Youtube killed animation channels, as they were often very short.

[worldly orchid]

Thankfully there are chromium alternatives

[random schooner]

in comparison, the change to promote longer videos (and thus could support more ads) that had audiences stay for longer resulted in more podcast types of videos

[somber raptor]

• if you have 2 ads and press skip on the first one it will only skip that one instead of both
• they added pause ads
• they're fighting hard against adblockers, with uBlock basically being the only good one still working
• they are putting more adbreaks
• on a Smart TV it is literally unwatchable since almost every ad break is longer than 35 seconds, contains 3 ads and is unskippable

[patent bear]

someone needs to fuck with google or something

launch a missile at their HQ or some bullshit

[somber raptor]

like... Smart TV users are actually getting 65 seconds long Ad breaks with 4 ads

it's fucking disgusting

[patent bear]

yeah i run youtube on my PS5 when i go to sleep most of the time

[random schooner]

But my main point of all my ramblings, is that I can remember a pre-youtube age, early youtube, mid aged youtube, modern day youtube, and confidently say that I enjoy all the content that modern day youtube has

[patent bear]

and i got a 60 second unskippable ad break

can't enjoy shit no more

[patent bear]

it's not the content

it's the actual platform

[somber raptor]

how was pre-youtube

[patent bear]

also did you know them

[somber raptor]

i think they went like "ad breaks on tv channels are like 5 minutes long, so i'm sure people will watch 1 minute ad breaks no problem on our platform that usually had less than 20 seconds of ads"

[random schooner]

Before Youtube, the videos of the internet were spread among many blogs. You'd have to pay to upload a video online. Youtube was amazing in that you could upload a vide andd have everyone view it for free, and it was a super godsent when you could outright make money for uploadig videos.

[patent bear]

TV is getting phased out more and more because of how much better it was to go on the internet and watch something

[random schooner]

The idea you could just uploading a video of you ranting about a video game and make money for it was mind blowing,

[patent bear]

now it's just been profitmaxxed into the same shit

[somber raptor]

yeah right now i only use the TV on streaming services

and watching YT while i eat

[patent bear]

i really wonder when people are gonna stop letting corporations do whatever the hell they want to the shit they like

[random schooner]

Its always been profit maxed. Besides the reply girls I mentioned, people always figured out how to maximize views and view time for maximum ad revenue from day one.

[somber raptor]

i am sure there IS a point where YouTube has fucked around enough to find out what people can do with guns and explosives, and ngl i hope that point is close

[somber raptor]

can't wait for people to raid the YouTube HQ like they raided the capitol

[random schooner]

People would joke about how desperate content creators were to make a video that was 10:01 because you'd get more ad revenue for doing so,

[patent bear]

like c'mon man i just wanna watch "Cruelty Squad Zippy Only Run + Extravagent Suit All S-Ranks" without ads when i'm going to bed

[somber raptor]

it wasn't

[patent bear]

again dude, i'm not talking about creators or whatever they did

i'm talking about the platform

[random schooner]

And I both see people complain about ads and see people complain that the ultra rich youtubers complain that they are having troubles monetizing their videos

[fickle ibex]

hi chat

[latent jackal]

G'day

[somber raptor]

just some years ago we got 20 second ad breaks, single-ad ad breaks and many of them were skippable

[glass bronze]

Hi

[somber raptor]

funny how those ultra rich youtubers also use adblock, most likely

[patent bear]

and even that was shit and hated

[random schooner]

Again, there's many issues that Youtube had in the past that persist in the present. Copyright claims used to be even worse. Anyone can claim you video and take it down. You'd be recommended click bait slop, even worse than now,

[somber raptor]

the more we keep going, not just with YouTube but with everything in this fucking world, the more i like those things that we thought were shit

GIVE ME THE 20 SECOND SKIPPABLE AD BREAKS

[patent bear]

Yeah, shit like machinima was the only way to stop false copyright takedowns

[somber raptor]

even prices

[tawny vapor]

I still remember when you had only simple ad banner that you could quickly unclick

current youtube is just tv vol. 2 with different ui and most of the time - poor quality content (thanks youtube algorithms)

[random schooner]

Yeah, I was going to go into a whole lecture into that, but those channels were very exploitative

[somber raptor]

couple years ago people thought 1,40€/L was high...

[patent bear]

yeah we know

at least i do

[random schooner]

Partners like Machinima offered protection, but absolutely screwed over the actual content creators.

[patent bear]

machinima and all those MCNs and their shitty deals

[random schooner]

You do but most people here are too young to remember that

[somber raptor]

now we're lucky if they're below 1.75€/L

[patent bear]

i just delve into the history of things a lot

[random schooner]

That happend a good 10-15 years ago, which is the age of a lot of people here,

But those channels demanded a ton from their creators, and would take massive cuts from content creators

[patent bear]

i did remember seeing a lot of the machinima downfall shit around 2015-2017

when people had enough and the entire thing folded

[random schooner]

Yeah, at that point, Youtube was getting more refined (for the better) and it was easier to make money by yourself

And Machinima was known for just taking a huge cut without sufficent benefits

I know several content creators, all from Machimina, talk about how terrible it was working with them and how glad they were for getting away from them

[worldly orchid]

Interesting history lesson go on

[tawny vapor]

absolutely

[random schooner]

But yeah the way I see the life and history of Youtube Creators:

• You are glad you can upload a video without having to pay for it
• In perfection conditions, you can receive pennies for uploading videos while dealing with copy right strikes and trolls
• You can work with a partner to upload a video and receive some money without getting copy right strikes
• You can upload a video, by yourself, get some money, and if you get the audience, make a living from it

I am glad that modern day Youtubers can make a indepedent living from it and upload high content video for a career. Because I know that absolutely wasn't the case before.

[patent bear]

i've seen a few really small youtube channels that i found at like 20k subs grow to 200k within a year

it's pretty cool to see

[worldly orchid]

It’s still not as stable though is it

Due to the aforementioned copyright strikes

[random schooner]

Of course, the entertainment industry never is, but there has never been a time where you can upload videos to a free platform and are guaranteed no risks. Copy right strikes has existed forever. I've seen many youtubers report less troubles now than in the past.

[worldly orchid]

nice

Not a problem for me I don’t do YouTube seriously

it’s kinda fun to use Adobe premiere sometimes

[random schooner]

Here's a VERY old Let's Player I used to watch. 15 years Ago. He had to change the name of his video because he got copy righted because of the title. That would much more rarely happen today.

[patent bear]

me and my friend are actually making a video

got big plans for the future of our bullshit

[random schooner]

But again, when people complain about Youtube, I know that content creators had it WAY worse in the past, and I know that Youtube recommendations were even worse in that past, so I don't complain because finding the content that I want, has never been easier, from short clips to massive video essays.

[worldly orchid]

How was twitch doing after Amazon got them

[random schooner]

They added more mandatory ads but otherwise there hasn't been much of a change.

[patent bear]

still, user experience is getting worse

and that's the vast majority of youtube

getting worse from what we had only a few years ago

it got better, then it got worse

simple as that

[random schooner]

I followed the same streamers from Justin TV through Twitch. Both big and small. More people can make a living, but otherwise I haven't noticed a significant different in the feel of using the website.

[patent bear]

shouldn't justify it just because it wasn't good 14 years ago

[random schooner]

Sure but I can't say it is getting "worse" if I know it has never been better

I've always had to deal with user experience issues, including extremely misleading clickbait videos

[patent bear]

how am i supposed to enjoy the videos i get to watch when i'm pelted with ads if i don't use ublock

with youtube directly attacking adblocks which make the internet way better to use

i still don't get what you're trying to say with all this

again, just because it was worse a long time ago don't mean it should get worse than it was 4 or 5 years ago

and still be fine in someone's eyes

[random schooner]

Ads are never fun to watch, but those ads are the reason why many Youtubers can make a profession out of creating high quality videos. I remember the days when monetizing your video was near impossible and no one thus tried to make a living by making quality videos on Youtube.

[polar spade]

I hate it when a video starts playing between my ads

[patent bear]

i'm not gonna watch their shit if i get that many ads

i'm gonna click off and do something else

it's the same thing with twitch, i'm not gonna sit there and watch someone's shit if i'm spammed with ads

[random schooner]

There were no highly editied high quality gaming videos or video essays, or documenatires back then. You'd get extreme slop of low audio quality unedited let's play footage. Major organizations would just avoid Youtube entirely.

[patent bear]

yeah, we know

what's the point here

[random schooner]

My point is, there was no mythical golden age of Youtube and Twitch that is foregone. It's always had serious issues and in the modern day, its as good as its ever been

You can complain about exessive ads in the modern day, but thats the only way modern day high quality content creators get paid, and thus make high quality videos

[patent bear]

again, why should we let these shitty issues it's got now slide just because it's had issues before?

they got paid 3 or 4 years ago just fine

i was watching high quality video essays before the giant ad booms

[meager slate]

0

No protein

[random schooner]

No wonder why you're short, you never had enough protein growing up

[meager slate]

Okay well youre dumb so..

[tough tapir]

Forgot the 1 and a couple of zeroes

[meager slate]

No 1, only one 0

[tough tapir]

1000000 calories

That's right Auro

[meager slate]

0 calories

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

0.000000000000000000000000000000001 calories

Not for consumption

[random schooner]

uhm actually I have my master's so that makes me the most educated person here 🤓

[meager slate]

Okay nerd..

Your brain is ugly and wrinkly

Mine is smooth and cute

[random schooner]

That's why you have to eat a LOT of sea bunnies

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

Thats why you DONT

[gilded timber]

It's kinda like a whale and plankton

[meager slate]

Nonono

Seabunnies were not created to be eaten

[gilded timber]

Then why such a good snack :(

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/too-much-food-food-coma-inhaling-food-kirby-gif-15288496

Me inhaling a ton of sea bunnies to get my daily calories in

[lusty plinth]

thanks

[meager slate]

Delete this

[rancid dome]

LMAO

[rancid dome]

@hazy notch Had my first premier match

[hazy notch]

and..?

[rancid dome]

At first things looked bad then we started a comeback

[hazy notch]

xD

[rancid dome]

Pretty much NaVi vs VP in Rio 2024

[hazy notch]

[rancid dome]

0-4 then 2-6, 5-7, 8-8 and 13-10
^ Scoreline

and like the usual, I did damage most when we lost (so I basically have low impact lmao)

[worldly orchid]

I should čome back to cs2 to play with you guys I want to see how it is

[rancid dome]

Preferably not with me lmao

Ping diff issue

[somber raptor]

what rank were you at ur max

[rancid dome]

But if it's full squad, Idm yall carrying tho

[somber raptor]

gonna carry us with 180ms ping 🔥

[worldly orchid]

11k or something maybe 12

I wasn’t that good

[somber raptor]

which is pretty funny when you also consider that subtick's percieved lag is 4 times as much as 128-tick's percieved lag

[worldly orchid]

But I started getting cheaters and left

[somber raptor]

uhhh

rank?

[worldly orchid]

What rank bro there’s no more ranks

Premiere is the new competitive and ranks are map based

In CSGO though

I was like

Gold nova something

As I said I wasn’t good but I just saw you guys talking about it every day so figured I’d ask

[rancid dome]

You should totally come back

[somber raptor]

yes there are

Fuck premier honestly

[rancid dome]

We can have @hazy notch carry

[worldly orchid]

Really?

[rancid dome]

:D

[somber raptor]

i'm in too

[worldly orchid]

Yes per map decided by 2 matches

[somber raptor]

(i'll probably bottom frag)

[somber raptor]

"decided by 2 matches" yeah that's if you only play two matches

ranks can change after you get them yk

[worldly orchid]

Yes?

You get one and if you play more it changes

I do not understand the issue

[somber raptor]

you said "decided by 2 matches" like it's worse than decided by 10 matches

[worldly orchid]

I think it’s worse but considering it’s per map it’s okay that they made it take less time

[hazy notch]

no no

i am bad

only 15k points on beta

[rancid dome]

oh god

15k's probably above me LMAO

[worldly orchid]

What server region do you guys play on

[rancid dome]

I mean like, it's Asian rank vs EU rank

[somber raptor]

15k is quite good actually

[hazy notch]

EU

[worldly orchid]

What does the matchmaker give you

Me too

[rancid dome]

Yall are based in EU

[worldly orchid]

Except if I get Sweden then it’s worse than US ping

[somber raptor]

ignore the fact that in premier i'm 2K can i play with y'all?

[rancid dome]

If I play with yall, I'm having 180-220 ms

[hazy notch]

bete season in cs2, met someone from FPL xD

[rancid dome]

oh god

[somber raptor]

last time you went on anubis with me you did pretty good despite the ping

[rancid dome]

were they on your team?

Yeah that's cuz it was against silvers lmao

But honestly

I'm down to paly though, if we can manage to find another person (assuming you guys are all down to play)

[somber raptor]

btw funny thing

[narrow cedar]

is it possible that that we will be able to choose if to have the current mtf or thr upcoming one?(i meant choosing in the game)as well for all the other classes

[hazy notch]

enemy

10:13

[rancid dome]

yoo

For going against a guy from FPL, that's honestly very good

[somber raptor]

if we get a 5 stack the rank difference limits magically disappear

[still wigeon]

[somber raptor]

if you get a 5 stack you can literally put Global Elite and Silver I in the same match

[rancid dome]

why not

everyone knows that

[narrow cedar]

anyone?

[rancid dome]

It's a model for everyone so you cant choose

[narrow cedar]

but,they could add this option

[rancid dome]

maybe SL should add operatives SKINS 🤑

[polar spade]

Genius

We need lootboxes in SL

[rancid dome]

[narrow cedar]

or diveristy in the models

[hazy notch]

tryhard mode

[rancid dome]

Naku tryhard mode > Faceit Lvl 10

🔥

[random schooner]

Imagine gambling all your hard worked money for 20 different types of beanies for Jan Kalous

[hazy notch]

heh, lvl 4 or 5 xD

[rancid dome]

that would honestly be very funny

Maybe I can get PAID YES

[narrow cedar]

who is the main dev of the models?(and can i talk to him?)

[somber raptor]

no

[narrow cedar]

wdym no?

why cant i?

[somber raptor]

i can bring my lobotomized friend just to fill the spot 🔥

[narrow cedar]

whats that

why u putting X?

aw man

did i insult anyone?

[hazy notch]

@rancid dome not stonks

[narrow cedar]

did i ask for smth bad?

[hazy notch]

@narrow cedar what do you need?

[narrow cedar]

...

like suggest 1 small idea

[hazy notch]

not sure, but Mikel..?

[narrow cedar]

Mikel its his name?

is he in diskord?

[fallow forge]

Best way to get to mikel is to dm him a pregnant man emoji

[fallow forge]

Yes

[narrow cedar]

What?

[fallow forge]

Trust

[still wigeon]

If you want to suggest this forget about it

[narrow cedar]

well,then i have 2 suggestions

anyways

il try my best

ty guys!

[rancid dome]

Naku

~1 week timer starts now

I sent it to Joe

[fallow forge]

Who

Whos joe

[rancid dome]

Like fr this time

[rancid dome]

An acquaintance

my boss, rather

[fallow forge]

How doest thou resist the temptation

[somber raptor]

why would you even open that case the skins aren't even that good

[rancid dome]

😭

[somber raptor]

for what

[fallow forge]

Does anyone else think the armory update is ass?

[rancid dome]

Until a pipebomb arrives at my doorstep

[hazy notch]

just for fun

[somber raptor]

the update is decent but armory pass is not worth it

[somber raptor]

if you wanna gamble, gamble on the Sports and Field collection, which actually has good skins

[hazy notch]

got it now

10% for pink!!

[rancid dome]

Naku <3 gambling

[hazy notch]

also kekw xD

[somber raptor]

yo if you get the Galil AR Rainbow Spoon, wanna gift it to me? :3

pls

[hazy notch]

xD

[somber raptor]

(it's like the only skin i care about in the whole armory lol)

[hazy notch]

damn..

[rancid dome]

Me being too broke to do anything with purchases rn

[somber raptor]

yeah

[hazy notch]

wonder if I can hit that

with my luck

[somber raptor]

i'm gonna buy ONE armory pass and this is what i'm gonna probably spend it on:

• 3 credits on the 'Small Arms' charms (1 drop)
• 1 credit on the Elemntal Craft stickers (1 drop)
• 36 credits on the Sports and Field collection (9 drops)

[somber raptor]

it'd be even better if you hit the M4A1-S Fade (the red one)

[hazy notch]

ik ik

[somber raptor]

The chances are:

• Industrial (Cyan): 625 in 781 (4 in 5)
• Mil-Spec (Blue): 125 in 781 (1 in 6)
• Restricted (Purple): 25 in 781 (1 in 31)
• Classified (Pink): 5 in 781 (1 in 156)
• Covert (Red): 1 in 781

[hazy notch]

damn...

chroma 3...

[somber raptor]

cheer yourself up: it's better chances than other operations

the chance of getting a Red from operations was 1 in 3906

[hazy notch]

time to open case then

[somber raptor]

no-

you know the chances on cases work the same way

[hazy notch]

ik

[somber raptor]

Blue: 625 in 782
Purple: 125 in 782
Pink: 25 in 782
Red: 5 in 782
Gold: 2 in 782

[hazy notch]

shhhs

[untold wyvern]

hamburgers cost 83 cents in russia

i got one for 83

[random schooner]

What type of hamburger though

Like did it have onions or anything?

[hazy notch]

deagle with blue gem

mmm

[patent bear]

these all look like shit

why do you spend money on these

can't really say that myself i make a lot of way more than questionable financial decisions

[gentle acorn]

they unironically waste their time on a dogshit game

do you really expect them to be financially responsible

[light lily]

the new armory update is ass

[somber raptor]

Fr

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[solid echo]

What about the wheel

[strange trellis]

soon

[meager slate]

Blue gem doki nyaku

[hazy notch]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[hallow belfry]

you already know what time it is

[tough tapir]

Purple Auritch

[solid echo]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[patent bear]

i own prototype money

1 rack

[solid echo]

Gimme

0.4 rack

[runic lichen]

In #advertisements . Can we do our publicity like only in English or can we also do it in French ?

[glass bronze]

you can do it in yours language

[runic lichen]

Thank you sir

[glass bronze]

like this person did it in their #advertisements message

[runic lichen]

Thanks man

[rancid dome]

I shall be waiting to receive that then

[glass bronze]

np

[runic lichen]

Hi

[rancid dome]

Hiya

[fallow kite]

Will shy guy be wearing a halloween costume

[runic lichen]

Hru ma’am

[rancid dome]

I'm doing good

[runic lichen]

Nice

[rancid dome]

Feeling quite refreshing, just finisbed shower

Hbu?

[runic lichen]

I am very sick so I’m not going to school

Just for today

[rancid dome]

awww

that sucks

[runic lichen]

Cuz I ate something

I don’t know what it was

But like it made me sick

[runic lichen]

It’s okay I had a control and missed it 🙏😭

[runic lichen]

Anyway thanks for asking tho

[rancid dome]

[silk trail]

guys who colonized french indochina

[rancid dome]

I think it was the Brits

[gaunt talon]

Me

[silk trail]

wasnt it the canadians

[rancid dome]

aww really?

Looks like I forgot :v

[silk trail]

no wait it might have been the dominican republic

its really just impossible to tell

[runic lichen]

Also excuse me ma’am, how can I advertise my server ?

[rancid dome]

You can check the template in #advertisements pin and fill in that

[runic lichen]

Thanks

[rancid dome]

Once you're ready, feel free to make a discord ticket by messaging @dull ferry

[runic lichen]

👍

Ty

[rancid dome]

[patent bear]

apparently funko made a 10 year anniversary golden freddy plush

look what they did to my dawg

they made an official bootleg 😭

this is the original btw

[patent bear]

it's like, trying to be the original but not

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-22727788

[meager slate]

Blue maidcient

[patent bear]

like the eyes are sunken in and 2d

the ears are slightly different

same with the bow tie

it's like an official bootleg

[plucky wigeon]

Original looks x10 better

they really making shrinkflation on plushies now

💔💔💔

[tough tapir]

Maid witch

[patent bear]

i was checking the prices of shadow freddy plushes on ebay cause i'm kind of interested in getting one eventually

[light lily]

ong u aint gettin these keys

[patent bear]

but i felt like checking how the golden freddy plush is doing and i was like "huh, why are they selling this pretty rare plushie for 30-60$? last i checked it was going for like 250-300$"

then i looked closer

it's some bum ass remade version of it

[bold talon]

Rrrr

[light lily]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

wgat

[crystal ravine]

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king, where is my crown that’s my bling always drama when I’m in the ring

[arctic cape]

Rate my Rob plushies

Rate them or else....

[light lily]

i am gonna rob a grocery store

[rough wing]

Is that chud on your computer monitor

[arctic cape]

Unfunny didn't laugh

[arctic cape]

Yes

both versions of him

[arctic cape]

i love my cyclops boy

[patent bear]

speaking of which

[light lily]

i love my kitties

2 solar masses

[patent bear]

the highest quality one i could find was 275$ and i don't know if i'm willing to drop that on a shadow freddy plushie

one day though

[bold talon]

Rrr

[arctic cape]

Rob solos

😎👌

[patent bear]

not sure about that but he's kind of cool

[crystal reef]

mhm yes

[hazy notch]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-mad-rock-cute-squint-eyes-gif-1527158283964677241

[patent bear]

i think my golden freddy plush solos tbh

[arctic cape]

Ofc just look at him

[patent bear]

highly well known character to a beloved game series and also pretty important to the game's story

(authentic wave 1 2016 one)

[meager slate]

How u look

[hazy notch]

rn it's me

[stone vector]

popcorn

i love popcorn

[light lily]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chewing-bottle-water-bottle-gif-20695531

[hazy notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292911298983624849/1294034081549647925/attachment.gif

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/boumaph-miaou-chat-velu-gif-26262179

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/free-my-boy-hes-innocent-cat-in-jail-gato-atras-das-grades-grato-preso-gato-corrupto-gif-12704193048178390321

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1110178277986938920/1193930049053798511/image0-3.gif

[meager slate]

Me every hour of every day

[hazy notch]

with someone?

[tough tapir]

@bold talon

[vital cedar]

Any way to appeal bans?

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[gilded timber]

Global bans?

[royal fjord]

is it possible to play SCP:SL using windows 11?

[gilded timber]

Yes

[royal fjord]

if i launch the game, i got visual C++ error (i deleted them all and installed again)

game filed checked, all succesful

so idk what to do

[gilded timber]

Have you tried reaching out to the tech support team in #technical-support?
They should be able to help you resolve any issues you are experiencing on launch!

[royal fjord]

okay, i will ask them

[errant hollow]

Sand 🤤

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/sandfall-sand-dry-gif-21207019

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274513980735619114/1275288747679813775/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[vital cedar]

yeah

[gilded timber]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[vital cedar]

whats the chances of an unban?

[hoary canopy]

where can i find plugins/mods for a dedicated server?

[gilded timber]

If you did cheat, it won't be removed.
Otherwise it's hard to say without knowing the evidence against you

[gilded timber]

!nwapi

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/tztUba7A2b

[hoary canopy]

whx

thx

[gilded timber]

Np

[glass bronze]

czech person

[hoary canopy]

🙂

[vital cedar]

I think it was a manual ban because a mod accused me for toggling

[tardy walrus]

just dont cheat

multiple game bans on your steam profile do tell us something

[patent bear]

to all you haters who doubted me i'm gonna smite you

[rancid dome]

axxo :)

[patent bear]

i just hit a double 0.3% chance in a game i play

two in a row

[ionic marten]

hi guys

[tardy walrus]

alicia :)

[rancid dome]

:D

[ionic marten]

how are yall doing today

[patent bear]

Very good

[rancid dome]

Welcome new member

[ionic marten]

thank you

[patent bear]

feel like the luckiest man alive rn

[rancid dome]

oh

[patent bear]

like literally i'm lucky as hell

double 0.3% chance hit

[rancid dome]

Share experience

[patent bear]

world's #1 gambler

[rancid dome]

oh wow

[bold talon]

Rebecca :(

[rancid dome]

(Buy lottery)

[patent bear]

so i play a mobile gacha game called battle cats right

i know throw tomatoes at me

[tardy walrus]

now pull off two blackjacks in a row

[patent bear]

but it's a fun game

[ionic marten]

i wanna pet my cat soooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaadd rn

[tough tapir]

splat

[patent bear]

and they got a type of unit that requires a lot of time and insane amounts of luck to get

called legend rares

and i got two of them in a row

[bold talon]

P :(

[rancid dome]

P :(

very sadge

[bold talon]

Your N :)

[eager wadi]

Your E :(

[bold talon]

N :(

[runic lichen]

@rancid dome

Sorry for the ping, but can I do a text in french and english explaining my SCP SL server purpose?

Like :

🇺🇸

Hi

🇫🇷

Salut

Because I kinda want to do an ENG/FR community

[rancid dome]

You can only use one language unfortunately

[runic lichen]

Oh okay, thanks for telling !

[ionic marten]

thank you

[autumn elk]

@modest veldt hi, can u pls check dm

[stone vector]

guys quick question when is the actuall halloween update gun drop

[gilded timber]

We don't have any dates for any upcoming updates yet!
Keep an eye on #game-announcements, anything new will be put there

[tough tapir]

tomorrow

its always tomorrow

[forest cipher]

Controller support when

[runic lichen]

sup dude

[quasi isle]

👋

[runic lichen]

hi

[quasi isle]

yo

sup

[fallow kite]

I cant

I can but i will have to install another version

I have a .iso of latest windows 10

[crystal ravine]

Where can I do reports at?

[simple abyss]

What kind of reports?

[hazy notch]

server or player?

[crystal ravine]

SCP killing himself

[glass bronze]

lul

[hazy notch]

uhh...

[serene cobalt]

Is that even a valid reason? lol

[hazy notch]

not here buddy

[simple abyss]

Usually the discord sever of the server you play on

[glass bronze]

on some servers scps cant kill theirself

[hazy notch]

ye ^

[crystal ravine]

Not allowed on this server

And it ruins the game for me

[serene cobalt]

Why don't they just get plugins that replaces the scps

[crystal ravine]

Whos an scp

[glass bronze]

dont ask me :D idk

[serene cobalt]

😔

[simple abyss]

Join the server's discord server and search for report ticket or something along these lines.

You should be able to contact their mods.

[hazy notch]

should

[simple abyss]

yea

[serene cobalt]

Or press N ingame > navigate to their user > press the ⚠️ Icon > Give a reason > send 😇

[simple abyss]

That's only visible to online mods/admins afaik

[zinc olive]

Day 9

of asking

for content creator

i will never stop

[hazy notch]

❌

[zinc olive]

im to swaggy for you

[glass bronze]

or if they have a plugin that they can see reports in discord, like Cedmod

[simple abyss]

The applications are still closed.

[serene cobalt]

If the server uses cedmod then won't every mod/admin get pinged in the discord?

[serene cobalt]

^

[zinc olive]

i dont care

the gods of northwood will see me

[simple abyss]

If but not every server uses it

[serene cobalt]

I wish there was a world where every server used cedmod

makes life easier

[simple abyss]

But I personally like cedmod

It's a cool and useful tool

[serene cobalt]

Cedric is god 🙏

[simple abyss]

Bit of an overstatement

[serene cobalt]

Cedric is a good developer

:)

[still moth]

yur

[simple abyss]

(I love you cedric, don't take my badge away)

[still moth]

take it away cedric.

[simple abyss]

Nooo

[gilded timber]

That depends on the config

[serene cobalt]

He is LITERALLY john cedmod

[serene cobalt]

True, but if they dont have it enabled then it's a bit stupid imo

[serene cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/foiled-cat-funny-cat-meme-cute-gif-4770784610413068186

[past tusk]

press n -> caution sign next to players name -> report to server moderators

[rough wing]

what is a cedric

is it a new type of acid

[past tusk]

ced777ric

[serene cobalt]

New type of drug

[rough wing]

sniff snoff

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/295896693197504513/1128171885474103356/speed-1-2.gif

[past tusk]

those who know
|
|
V

[serene cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-girl-anime-oof-gif-22087678

[simple abyss]

why hate water

[rough wing]

the LIQUID 💔

[serene cobalt]

u can drown 💔

[past tusk]

still water: ☠️

[serene cobalt]

shivering rn

[past tusk]

those who know still water
|
|
V

[stone vector]

SIR YES SIR!!!!!

[serene cobalt]

I'm getting a tumor rn

[stone vector]

rust gameplay

[subtle sundial]

urban exploring is fun until
still water

[serene cobalt]

goodness gracious

Im trembling in fear 💔

[glass bronze]

[serene cobalt]

[past tusk]

Mango water ☠️

[twin garden]

how to get server verification

[subtle sundial]

jamaican smile + german stare + balkan rage

[past tusk]

https://scpsl.notion.site/How-do-I-verify-my-server-A-step-by-step-guide-34235d219dce43c7bf47b7c158fa069d

[serene cobalt]

taiwanese smirk

[crystal ravine]

Thx

[serene cobalt]

What server is it?

[crystal ravine]

My game fucking crashed as I was riding the report

Writing

[twin garden]

Thank you

[past tusk]

German crash 💀

[serene cobalt]

crashout

[past tusk]

808s : essentially means a crashouit

[serene cobalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/538314613322940419/1017817654519676928/1056F418-CE07-4494-9BF8-6B34B8DC9662.gif

[crystal ravine]

Pretty sure it was Canada

I dont remember

Ill see

[subtle sundial]

ca1?

[crystal ravine]

Yes

[subtle sundial]

!nwservers

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[twin garden]

"Server Owners looking to create a small-scale server for their friends, or a similar operation, the Verified Server list may not be relevant for you." uhh...

[subtle sundial]

and then https://discord.com/channels/761966386800623626/852948807011926036

[crystal ravine]

I’m petty as shit. We lost the game because of him.

[subtle sundial]

i was 106

[crystal ravine]

Killing yourself as scp is so petty

He didn’t want to be 049

[fringe cedar]

I hate people who do that

[crystal ravine]

Also, first thing I heard joining that server was people accusing him of hacking

[fringe cedar]

lol

[crystal ravine]

So idk

[glass bronze]

i hate playing as 049

[subtle sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/998268093203751099/1006393046214131772/MemeFeedBot.gif

[crystal ravine]

I used to but it’s really fun with voice chat

[fringe cedar]

I love 049 but I hate it when you only revive the stupid idiots that just suicide.

[crystal ravine]

All of the zombies calling your dad and shit

[serene cobalt]

i would feed this to anyone

[glass bronze]

i was zombie and called a girl "mommy"

[serene cobalt]

I was 049 and i was called mommy 😭

[fringe cedar]

lol

[crystal ravine]

Win

[terse atlas]

?

[subtle sundial]

reserved for those who know

[crystal ravine]

Also, I wouldn’t be reporting him if he was nice, but he was super fucking toxic

Like he was a mega prick

[terse atlas]

How else are they supposed to ask for that doctor milk?

[crystal ravine]

Need hume…

[serene cobalt]

Ask them to press r 😭

[crystal ravine]

Please give me milk father I need hume

[terse atlas]

Where's the fun in that?

[serene cobalt]

Father, I require extra sustenance to survive in this wretched world. Would you please give me the extra sustenance i need, father?

[fringe cedar]

“AVENGE ME FATHER!!!”

[serene cobalt]

There are times when being a zombie is fun and where being a zombie is straight ass

[fringe cedar]

I always play zombie if I’m revived as one

Even if I don’t want to be one

[terse atlas]

It seems like every time I'm 049, nobody wants to play zombie

[fringe cedar]

I just play less carefully when I don’t want to be one.

[crystal ravine]

I heard zombie rework soon

[fringe cedar]

I try to suicide by cop but just manage to kill everyone that I wanted to kill me.

[crystal ravine]

They better keep milk

Or ill be sad

[serene cobalt]

Same lmao

[terse atlas]

Hope they get a new model

[serene cobalt]

I hope 049 gets a new model

The zombies are good imo

[crystal ravine]

Bro needs a death animation

Ong

[serene cobalt]

049 is still straight out of cb

[serene cobalt]

😭 nooo

[terse atlas]

I like 049's ragdoll, it's very silly

[serene cobalt]

i love the ragdoll

[fringe cedar]

The rag doll is the best part

[serene cobalt]

I keep seeing the doctor flying

[crystal ravine]

939 has the most brutal death animation

[forest field]

Damn, they really givin anyone a badge these days smh

[crystal ravine]

Dudes head explodes

[serene cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-049-scp-scp-018-scp-secret-lab-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-3247456632433626868

[crystal ravine]

LMAO

[terse atlas]

I think 049's model looks fine, not much you can really improve upon since it's just a robe and a beak

[fringe cedar]

It was a free skeleton badge.

[serene cobalt]

huh? She just falls asleep 😭

[fringe cedar]

I like skeleton so I got it

[terse atlas]

Maybe his arm lifting when chasing someone would be cool

[crystal ravine]

I literally a 939 with her head and arms blown off

[serene cobalt]

Or when he's near someone

[serene cobalt]

HUHH

[crystal ravine]

It was at chaos spawn

I dont remember when

[serene cobalt]

Idk what game you're playing but it's defo not sl

[crystal ravine]

I just saw it dead on the floor like that

[terse atlas]

I was thinking when he uses his F ability but that also makes sense

Could be both, I guess

[fringe cedar]

Yeah when he uses his f ability that was what I was thinking

[crystal ravine]

Nobody ever uses doctor Y i feel like

It should have better range

[forest field]

WDYM? 939's head, arms, and legs exploding has been her standard death animation since Mimicry

[serene cobalt]

Gaslighting

[fringe cedar]

Doctor Y??

[serene cobalt]

Y??

[crystal ravine]

Its on Y for me

The one where you have to use it on a person

[serene cobalt]

What.

[crystal ravine]

And you get speed

[fringe cedar]

You should be put down

I always use his sprint

[terse atlas]

Are you on crack?

[fringe cedar]

His sprint is his most useful ability

[crystal ravine]

Its the defult

[serene cobalt]

mine is on mouse3 😭

[crystal ravine]

It’s literally the default

[terse atlas]

Brother it is not

[serene cobalt]

F is the default

[crystal ravine]

I don’t even know how you can change SCP controls

NO ITS. OT

[fringe cedar]

F is default

[terse atlas]

It's F by default

[crystal ravine]

LIAR

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

[terse atlas]

I have not touched my keybinds and I press F to speed

[fringe cedar]

F is default

[crystal ravine]

I haven’t touched mine and it’s on Y

[serene cobalt]

I use mouse3 for every F thing 😭

iykwim

[terse atlas]

Did you get like a bootleg Syrian copy of SL or something?

[crystal ravine]

Yes i pirated it

[fringe cedar]

But I don’t know why people wouldn’t use F. It allows you to easily chase targets or run away from them.

[crystal ravine]

1!1!

It’s not like it’s a free game or anything

[terse atlas]

Isn't 049 the slowest scp?

[crystal ravine]

Yes

He is

[serene cobalt]

096 when hes out of range lol

[fringe cedar]

No

[serene cobalt]

106 is also slower

[terse atlas]

?

[fringe cedar]

049 is not the slowest

[serene cobalt]

049 is equal to 1 cola when he uses his ability

[crystal ravine]

You guys are gaslighting

[terse atlas]

I thought I read somewhere that he was