#general-chat
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The worst possible sentences known to any french speaker
Imagine if they made scp sl
5€
4.99€ to purchase game
They could upload stickers and background for steam tho
Ok
You're french
Mediocre quality
I got better
but thats steam points though
Better than nothing, we need scp sl backgrounds and stickers
Tf Is Steam points
every time you purchase something you get them
Ah
then using them you can buy profile customizations
Sorry, all I play is SCPSL🐲
I do the same
hop on game
get soundpad
turn on some cinematic music
pretend you're in edit
When 14.0
Cant, im french
Official server doesnt allow soundboards
They do
Not the French one
I literally play music and sounds with soundboard
A real shame tbh
Why would they allow sound boards in one region's servers but not anothers?
Shit rules
Its french
"Yeah lemme just ruin fun for people"
Some soundboard users turn on some funny sounds or music that are matching the situation in game
🔜
Like some dude play epic dramatic music when nuke is on
And some random ass sounds out of context
soundpad can go terribly when put into the wrong hands
Amount of times i heard ppl spam nword with it
I use voicemod for soundboards
i've never felt as much fear as i have when i find someone who just purchased soundpad two hours ago
https://youtu.be/Suj_okN50Aw?si=UgU1tGMIcXJy2buw i have this in soundboard, i play it when 40 seconds are left on nuke timer
Music that plays when the bomb has been planted in CS:GO.
40 Sec version.
Eh I prefer if people want to be funny, they have to put in the effort of speaking rather than pushing a button
I have a friend who has gone through the effort of amassing a collosal soundpad library
Sometimes pushing a button is also funny
Legitimately over 500,000 sound files on his soundpad that he has bulk downloaded
Jesus
How does bro manage to play them
Someone stop him
He uses the random hotkeys
You can set folders in soundpad to have hotkeys that play a random file from within them
Real questions is how Big is his keyboard
https://youtu.be/yRLJweXSW18?si=zF4LQ6VDysS6M7FH i have this on soundboard to make shit more cinematic in case in being spectated by entire server cuz im only last human
6.0 tomorrow
If its not tommorow, you owe me a yacht
Can't wait

Why is yacht spelt yacht
yak
My most fav clip so far, when i survived with larry outside with no ammo till next spawn
I mean, doesnt answer the question but nice clip
I just random send it
Didnt even look at upper messages
I love random music timings
Can someone help me create my public server? I don't know where to get the IP xC
u need to buy one or make one using the dedicated tool
but u need mono and steam CMD
mono is for the vc
thanks bro!!
ur welcome!
whats mean "Could not update data on server list (legacy) - Blakclisted IP address (internal)"?
alright let me dm u a vid
is this a plugin or an edited video because this lowkey goes hard as hell
Soundboard
Perfect music timing
nifty
Hey, I don't see an option to actually subscribe anywhere on the patreon
Could somebody help me out with this?
!patreon
its on there
the join button
DAMN
that means your IP is blacklisted
Thank you, but
Oh shit I can't even show the screenshot lol
Hey, if you are still experiencing this issue open a support ticket at #technical-support.
But it means you set your server_Ip as an IP starting with 192.168. You do not use this IP for your server.
I was literally asking for it lol
In my %appdata% the folders 7777 and nondedicated appeared, which one is the correct one?
It's a server hosted on a friend's computer who is in a city far from mine, on Windows and I'll use exiled xD
You may open a ticket and we can continue assisting you with server setup.
thanks
so is Ender a system admin?
no, why?
yall, i have an idea
What if the new update also added an ability for server owners or addons to extend Dogs mimic ability duration, so it can be a 30 second clip persay instead of just 5
Who is ender?
Music video by Portishead performing We Carry On. © 2008 Go! Discs Ltd.
God i love portishead
Nothing like them
whats up chat
Assistant Game Director
is terabit hosting good
What’s the strongest scp
Hello chat
Dementia:
Is there any way I could gaslight two people into thinking they're blind and stupid
i hate mosquitos i hate mosquitos i hate mosquitos i hate mosquitos i hate mosquitos i hate mosquitos i hate mosquitos i hate mosquitos i hate mosquitos i hate mosquitos
@smoky quartz BRO I JUST GOT FRIENDZONED BY LARRY
Sounds like you really love mosquitoes
catch one in a jar
then catch a spider
watch them fight
Ngl it feels good to go to school while having time to wait for the elevator
bro got friendzoned by uncle larry
:3
Eat
Do not eat
Yummers
10g of protein
0 protein
100% protein
What if instead of protein
It was freatein
And instead of it being a powder
It was a milky fluid
No
Id kill it accidentally (oopsies)
Yes
Yummers
Am am am
aboba
Anyone play Splatoon
god strike you down
god, throw this man a bomb
declassic time
later

hi
Bye chat
(o^^o)
Kokaínový chlebíček
im gonna throw a seafox on it 🦊
what's a seafox?
those dont exist,,
genetically modified organisms exist 
what did i just saw
wheres my eye bleach
help help help help
Moff
nono
yesyes
It's joever
AI can design better than and faster than I can. It's time to assimilate with the AI overlords
LAKJSFKV WPOQV WJVK JKAJV KVKA F
i vehemently agree
guys when is new updat
Updot

Can I use those?
Did my Mobile network just shit itself or something
Probably
sure
Those free nitro gifts?
Those are trials
If you had nitro on before, you can't claim them afaik
WHY ARE THE FUCK
DID TWO EXTRA PEOPLE
SUBSCRIBE YESTERDAY
WH
what content is there that is INTERESTING in my channel????
i wouldnt complain
.
U advertised it yesterday
When i made the unsubscribe joke
i dunno man it kinda concerns me
that and i'm baffled as to how i can have near-perfect pnig and networking on other games like Enlisted and War Thunder with the current state of my internet
i'm gonna complain about it one last time: i don't think this is playable
14.0 will fix this
what
i know i was fucking around trying to desync myself in server room but
it was a server room clip i assumed it was desync
i'm referring more to how player movement, actions and whatnot update after like 200 to 400 ms
it's more apparent near the end when the bulk of the CI squad fire at something
but it's also seen early in when they're passing through
but atleast SCP SL is now updating my ping to show 180 - 200 ms
so atleast it's honest now
yaaaayyyyy........
Did you try a VPN?
if i had one i would've by now
there's two types of VPNs
Try protonvpn and see if it gets better
one that has a 7 day free trial that requires a credit card to even activate and you gotta pay for it to use it from there on
and the other one is actually free but is probably keylogging your PC and using it to mine the latest new bitcoin
that and it also sells your IP address
i used protonVPN before and i got "Cannot connect to P2P servers with a free plan while the VPN is on."
Never heard of this
You just have limited vpn servers that’s all
Are you sure you used it correctly
THE FUCK YA MEAN I CAN'T CONNECT TO
umm
SHANGHAI
and
uhhh
TAIPET AND TOK
uhmm
Yeah you only have a limited number of servers
If you want all you need to pay probably
The free version is usually good enough for diagnosing the issue
screw it i'm gonna check r/piracy for their suggestions for VPNs and get smacked in the face with a warning while i'm gone
oh
okay then i'll do that
give me a second i'm gonna go download some more software i'll tell myself to uninstall once i'm done with it and then only do so 5 months later
Uhm, someone leaked the 14.0 build version 👍
I found it randomly on the internet archive
what
ALRIGHT
well its gonna happen no matter what lol
I'M GONNA DO DOWNLOAD IT AND BUILD THE NEW HCZ ROOMS IN BLENDER
YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
woahwoahwoaheoahwoahwoah
alright
erm, watasigma
first solution
if this doesn't work
i'm gonna delete the Advanced Tactics guide script and give up on it
@polar spade mark my words
sharing is caring, if you catch what i mean ;)
wait actually
doubt it.
Assuming this isn’t a troll who do we tell this happened
I'll just wait for the release
Probably is though, but just in case it does some time
well are you gonna send it to me
can't make jokes in scpsl
wild bait
no fun allowed
yea seen it
erm
not gonna share it or give out links tho
dawg i got flashed with the leak on discord
WILD bait
Trying to find the link again so I can report it
the only leaks i look after are some musical leaks
(shares it to everyone instead)
wdym
fuck autmod man
No, I'll report it
🤓
last word is censored
glad i filtered it
fuck automod
u suck
anyways VPNs aren't allwoed on KI
cant say anything in sl without offending wokewood 💔
Dino Gazz can you please whitelist me specifically
or
1.1.1.1 is not a shit vpn I think
also Quincy recommended it so to me
Skibidi
and KI is gonna catch me either way
Is it free?
ja
It’s from cloud flare from all people
Didn't filter skibidi
i'm not
That's so skibidi
paying 50 dollars
yeah shit vpn
that isn't converted to PHP
a free vpn is a bad vpn
my copy of SL is pirated
to play SCP SL
ik u can pirate f2p games but i dont see the point of that 😭 🙏
Post sponsored by nord VPN
i just really hate northwood
also a shit vpn
yea fair enough
Post sponsored by tunnelbear
i hate them so much that i give them $5 a month
I wish VPNs were available in my country
even worse than nord
yummers
Uninstalling your bear
what about PIA
Dude what isn’t shit then
at all costs
northwood is the next ubisoft
VPN didn't work, SL still shitty, goodbye Advanced Tactics Guide
pia and expressvpn are owned by a company that is known for spying on its users, developing malware and spyware
mullvad is the best option
Weird we never hear of the supposedly best option
Mullbad
because you live under a rock lol
Well no I heard of them before once
mullvad is a privacy based company
How do you know about good vpns if you can’t even use one
because I did a shitton of research
went on the official site to buy it
and then was greeted with a regional block

In what country is this
Use free vpn to buy paid vpn to use paid vpn
guess
I know Russia began cracking down a bit
Turkey?
first try ✅
Ah
lol
Cheeki breeki i v damki
i also knew about mullvad before finding about the vpn
it's just a generally privacy based company
that does other things
Bro why ur taskbar is like that ??
actually it's horizontal
even worse
that was quite the experience
you might not have heard it but that mic spike when the gate opened was the most fear i ever processed through my vocal cords
i didn't even know i could do that
also one interesting discovery: i was scuttling a bit in the airlock, tabbed out and tabbed back in to see that the ping spiked to a good 500 - 400 ms and then slowly started decreasing
wait a sec bro does mullvad work in turkiye?
i was gonna use mullvad but read it was blocked and shit
no idea
hey can someone help me i cant play the game?
just donwaloded it and thers no start bottoun no servers
failed to donwload server list unathoraized... and i cant find a way to athoruize myself
hi, type ar in console
by pressing ` to open it
not sure why the console doesn't already do that when you hit the refresh button
it's already expected you spam it 3 times after pressing the refresh button
OwO
Welcome all owo players
I have Been here 1year and 2 month
Earlier
Is something change
ok i do not understand anything in vc
but i will exist with it i guess
i already heard the n word
amazing
welcome to sl
yeah
how come you cant see the server list while on a server
that's such a basic feature
on pc
but i tihnk it works now i see servers
theres not one english server tough
this troll is older than SCP SL itself
u sure it's true ?
GET OUT
Si, go dm
@steep summit This is fake im real huber mohka
!warn @unique kindle pinging inactive studio directors
A warning for @unique kindle has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
Daily Spongdal
hello
hi
send leak if youre sigma with a huge gyett
10 peso and I send very real leak (no scam)
how bout cs2 skin
no
used to play
i just have random 2 cent skins in my inventory
i play cs 1.6 and css more now
Nathan my old non polish friend
Whats up
who?
Nyathan
Goonathan
!rename @tough tapir Czecient
Done.
"inactive" 😭
get cooked buddy 
Nyanuk
i have a conspiracy theory that nathan actually became dc manager just not to get renamed as nyathan
aren't we all
YOU
steamhappy spam died, we killed it
m
!rep @strange trellis
You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!
thank you for the arbitrary internet point
!status
how rare is that?
nice looking capybara
me after hearing 096 screams in real life

save it in 2030 its price gonna increase
Bro saw unspeakable things
police car
You're verified as a Cool Dude? That's cool
egg
May God bless you all! Anyone have the idea if the update is coming this month or december? Because the update mostly of the time comes in september before the halloween and christmas if im not wrong
Update is coming last day of 2024 for sure
My bet is that it comes out for the Halloween update
hello fellow romanian
My raw aim improved so much after I started using kovak's
nice car
Even 25hrs was enough for a really good improvement
He’s alive
Hubert someone said if heavy releases this week they’ll cut off their balls you’ve got to release it
it's not
capybara's are better
add poop ghost to scp sl
great suggestion
We need a mop closet
ı have a question is killing yourself as a zombie cause of ban?
Depends on the server
I would like to see Parawatch added to SCP:SL as a faction
They have changed the SCP steam page. Is the update today? (I hope so)
I’ve been told it isn’t
when surface update?
Never
I hope they fix the 10 fps on the Surface and then within the installation it goes to 200 fps
I never have fps issues on surface
me neither
For me the fps is quite similar to the one I have inside the facility
Just 5 less fps on surface
You may have a NASA PC, but with an RX6600 on the Surface I get 40 fps and inside I get 120.
I have 25 fps in the facility
20 on surface
I don't know, it's weird, it's like the game doesn't take advantage of my components because the graphics card stays at 30% usage, giving only 40 fps xd, and the processor at 8%
???
how do you get 40 fps on a 6600
Update? I haven't heard that name ina while
I have a 5600 XT and get 80 fps on surface
so skill issue
4060 80 fps on surface
or you are playing on a server with 99999999 primitive objects
gang shit
5700xt + r5 5500
80fps too lmfao
On surface
@sleek estuary how do i do events
wym
smh
you dont even reply to your staff
i do idk what u meann
this?
i just forgor to reply
that was when some kid said he was going to take down our server by the fbi because we didnt let him say the n word
LMAO
oh its this
people who bought a 4060 should be banned from games
i have 1 ram 
Can you even run scpsl
those 8 gigs of vram ain't gonna fit the pie buddy ;)
i can
EW
but it laggy af
what the fuck
Man's gonna explode when he enters new hcz
His pc will become a 5 kilo tnt explosive

true
3060 ti
you're a disgrace regardless
okay but skill issue
24th october
I have a source
a very reputable source
Are you putting a tooth in?
?
Well, if you don't guess right, will you give me the tooth?
So you're not sure?
they have no information regarding release date
the update has a chance to release tomorrow
which
LCZ should get updated after HCZ update
i cant wait for this update
This is Hubert Moszka's Secret meth lab
hmmmm
I wonder
how come a high end previous generation gpu with far more vram is better than a 4050
hmmmm
??
Between 4060 and 3080
Babe babe calm down scp sl downfall
Having a knife and keeping your inventory public means getting at least one scammer friend request a day
What language are the people in cafetetia 1 speaking
Asking for a friend
xoxoxoxo
Another reason to sell your shit and uninstall counter strike 
where is scp updat
Nuh uh
its not ready
He's the discord manager he doesn't know bruh 💀
Idk what they're saying tho
i do know but don't say

no
Hubert Moszka owns it
!stab @winter spindle
burnt_chicken_stick#0 has been muted in this server.
Can I be stabbed for 5 hours?
no
why would you want that
:(
I'll do it
Nathan when are you gonna post the video of you shotgunning the apperantly promised 5 guiness beer cans.
I'm pulling out the Karambit for this one
Bro wtf 😭
I love hot dog cream
I feel like this mouse was a human last life, he just has the mind
Probably
i was a mosquito
Sentient and dangerous
I JUST TOOK ONE
Take another
no matter how many showers i take it will never wash off the stink of sin
Take another
Why take a shower every day when u can take 365 showers a day and be good for the rest of a year
3D
Retire..
Actually where tf did u find this gif
Like how tf did u pull it
Pull what
this gif
you wont die.
you wont die.
you wont remove
you wont remove 096
you remove 096
remove 096
yo
Hi guys
Hi!
Wassup
if they add new guns to the game I hope they add the AA12 & the M4A1 with an underslung M203 grenade launcher
humans are already pretty good
no need to make them even better
i think they should add 12 more pistols that like 1 person will use a round
Com-16
Bro I been here for a while
Sharkrunner from arcadia
new member
mew nember
the base game shotgun completely sucks the AA12 would be a good upgrade
me when double shot can insta kill
the double shot does do that but the recoil is ass
its a shotgun what do u expect
for the shotgun to be good
The aa12 would have high recoil too
if the guns were ultra realistic then they wouldn't be balanced
@rigid locust help me
Why do you need help from John Northwood
what do you need
lol
maps?
i'm being assulted
then no
by your people
yea
idk what to say 😭
Or... is it?
rip
remove 096
add 096
add another 096 cuz one ain't enough

Add a third 096
096 glazers riding a malnourished cock as usual...
Scp
Spc
no they should add an M4A1-S with detachable silencer that can be bought by the Counter-Terrorists for 2,900 dollars
Big paw
make nw officials have duplicate scps again so we can have 2 096s and 2 079s
Bro trynna flex them mouse pad
Flexing with my big hand
In comparison to Logitech g502 hero
Thats not a paw, thats a hand
Know your anatomy
Save humans
hello everyone is content creator application requirements got updated because i cant find them
Thx
its closed and i can't find the requirements
The requirements are currently in the process of being revised, keep an eye on the post, the new ones will be displayed there once they are ready.
thank you i will keep an eye on them
I don't like the SCP preference, the joke is whatever you get, you get it and that's it. I don't care if a crybaby doesn't like being 079 or 096, all SCPs are good if you know how to use them.
Guys
Guys
Revive
Guys
Henry
Go on media
Ok?
Look
I'm sending
You see?
🐵
Fr bro
It's at my place
should I use DX11, DX12, or Vulkan?
skibidi
Yes.
what is this server about
You need at least level 10 to post images or embed links here
The game, SCP:Secret Laboratory
How did this guy send an embed?
I actually have no idea lol
I was wondering myself
are u saul goodman
Wait nvm, I figured it out
He didn't have the level 0 role applied for whatever reason
its all good man🗣️
So if i enter the server and quickly send a gif, it'll embed
Assuming cassie is being slow, yeah
awh man

We only fw SCP-207 
better than pepsi
(SCP-207 is a anomalous bottle of Coca-Cola that makes you super hyperactive, but doesn't upgrade your body to handle the increased activity, resulting in your inevitable death, in-game, it increases your speed and gives infinite stamina but decreases health over time)
GYA
?
how many calories you need to become a mod?
6000

Not a lot (I am underweight)
are the servers shitting the bed
6.19491e193
i can't eat that much
i wonder how crimson did it
that red name
i guess that means they ate double that amount
2 million
that's alot less than 6.19491e193
that's your average daily consumption
jo
mods eat every hour
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!rep @spice coyote
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As thanks for pissing off CheeseChurger earlier
Me when
!rep @amber ether
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You need to wait 11 hours, 47 minutes, 5 seconds until you can give reputation again!
is terabit hosting good
It's okay
the thought is what counts
I'll try and remember tomorrow

You WILL get your rep
@zealous leaf Nice PFP, anyways @plush bolt you were saying something about remembering something?
wjat
doctored
b0i_k1ssah is a banned word both in gifs and normally
what the fuck is this bullshit
first gyett now this
Don't forget N1tro, damn server hates N1troRad 😦
nitro
Wait wtf
nitro?
Wait I thought we had a conversation about how nitro is banned because of nitro scammers? And I can't play a nitro gif
b||ahaha||r
embeds with nitro are banned, not the word nitro
iirc
Ah, that makes sense
Girl Kisser is allowed, apparently
there it is
scp sl mods homophobic?
why was silly gay furry banned
When release date?
2056
wdym pedophile
He was a pedo
tf you mean
I think he is talking about the b word person
can you guys talk about something else
ok

so anyways I think that SL mods stink!!!!!!!
ban them all
They are so fluffy 😭
So apparently cooties is both a J and main list scp
need some variety
this doesnt make the silly pride furry a pdf file
The fuck...
it is fucked up though
Yes. 
im sorry : (
Eh making a J SCP that is both funny but still not cringe AND has an original idea AND fits The Foundation is extremely difficult. Most modern J SCP ideas are just added into the log of anomalous items
so like puffy when do you just run out of daily wettles
what are you searching bro





I don't have anymore rep...
