bro i already told you i did that
#general-chat
wicked frost
junior jasper
XDD
rancid dome
Sorry for the ping btw Fardo :3
junior jasper
.
wicked spade
junior jasper
he said reset not restart
Yea my England not good
wicked spade
HUH
junior jasper
Bro 😭
wicked spade
!warn 833123340545687572 pinging inactive studio director
fun police
snow umbraBOT
Done. Enough chaos.
A warning for @dawn carbon has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
rancid dome
Lmao bro got softban
wicked frost
!warn 833123340545687572 pinging inactive studio director
W
junior jasper
Done. Enough chaos.
XD
wicked spade
!hubertrep
snow umbraBOT
dawn carbon
that is not sigma
junior jasper
Done. Enough chaos.
The CI will be sending you a message
dawn carbon
THAT İS NOT SİGMAAA
rancid dome
that is not sigma
Maybe just be a normal person and check #server-rules :3
dawn carbon
Maybe just be a normal person and check <#507515703864197141> :3
yeah my bad
junior jasper
Hubert will wake up to many pings from here XDD
rancid dome
yeah my bad
o7
junior jasper
!wran @dawn carbon not reading rules!!
snow umbraBOT
@junior jasper has wranned .grapethegoat Reason: not reading rules!!
fallow forge
Yummers
wicked spade
!wran @rancid dome fun police weewooweewooweewoo
snow umbraBOT
@wicked spade has wranned noemi_ Reason: fun police weewooweewooweewoo
junior jasper
<@543711481837912078> has wranned .grapethegoat Reason: `not reading rules!!`
Wait can I break this?
!wran @junior jasper test
fallow forge
!wran <@297264127888457729> fun police weewooweewooweewoo
You'll get stabbed
Dont do it
wicked spade
You'll get stabbed
too late
fallow forge
junior jasper
Is there cooldown for wraning?
rancid dome
You'll get stabbed
I'm not a murderer, chill
fickle ibex
nathan is
fallow forge
True
rancid dome
^
fallow forge
Pull up Nathan body count
fickle ibex
i saw him commit murder many times
rancid dome
at least 85973428956342
fallow forge
In fact pull up Baguettes car
wicked spade
lets ask nathan himself, ping him
junior jasper
i saw him commit murder many times
You too?
junior jasper
lets ask nathan himself, ping him
XD
rancid dome
lets ask nathan himself, ping him
please dont lol
wicked frost
at least 85973428956342
i opened ticket
fallow forge
lets ask nathan himself, ping him
Would but he's hospitalized
junior jasper
"pinging active studio member"
junior jasper
i opened ticket
Now wait
fallow forge
He's in the squid ward
wicked spade
Would but he's hospitalized
HUH
wicked spade
He's in the squid ward
...
rancid dome
i opened ticket
Yup, now please standby for a TS member
fickle ibex
a dark day
wicked spade
a dark day
HUH
junior jasper
how long it takes for them to response?
5-6 work days
crystal reef
rancid dome
how long it takes for them to response?
Depends
wicked frost
5-6 work days
😩
silk trail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122208370993139723/1217494440781021234/c...
northwood with all negative criticism
junior jasper
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122208370993139723/1217494440781021234/c...
Textures on primitives be like
fallow forge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1122208370993139723/1217494440781021234/c...
Patreon game suggestions
rancid dome
Right now, should be a few hours at most I'd say
wicked frost
ok
junior jasper
give the minimum and max
There is no min or max
silk trail
There is no min or max
mac
wicked spade
petition to change northwood's name to morningwood
fallow forge
mac sucks
crystal reef
Textures on primitives be like
We need this
junior jasper
petition to change northwood's name to morningwood
XD
rancid dome
But I can't say for sure tho, since they currently have a few active tickets to go thru
fallow forge
petition to change northwood's name to morningwood
wicked frost
There is no min or max
i meant like what is the min time they response and the max they response like if they active or sleepy
silk trail
<:pablo:1218666384452747324>
pablo espanol can you become pablo francais
junior jasper
!wran @junior jasper this is epic test
snow umbraBOT
@junior jasper has wranned saskyc Reason: this is epic test
junior jasper
<@543711481837912078> has wranned saskyc Reason: ```this is epic test```
I did it!!!
crystal reef
<@543711481837912078> has wranned saskyc Reason: ```this is epic test```
Lmao
wicked frost
But I can't say for sure tho, since they currently have a *few* active tickets t...
ok thanks
silk trail
or pablo deutsch
silk trail
<@543711481837912078> has wranned saskyc Reason: ```this is epic test```
self deprecation
fallow forge
pablo espanol can you become pablo francais
I'll let you scoff free because you do not know
junior jasper
<@543711481837912078> has wranned saskyc Reason: ```this is epic test```
Now I could use colouring in this
fallow forge
But do not associate me with the french
silk trail
I'll let you scoff free because you do not know
scoff free
fallow forge
I don't know how the expression is
silk trail
scot-free
junior jasper
@rancid dome who is developing these features for bots?
rancid dome
Why?
silk trail
But do not associate me with the french
ok so what's the stance on pablo deutsch
fallow forge
Ill send scott to your house
silk trail
Ill send scott to your house
for free
fallow forge
ok so what's the stance on pablo deutsch
That's more acceptable
Ill become Deutsch if you want
silk trail
That's more acceptable
pablo english?
rancid dome
I would just like to know
Depends on which bots you're talking about
wicked spade
rancid dome
CASSIE bot, idk
fallow forge
That is also way more acceptable
junior jasper
CASSIE bot, idk
Cassie
wicked spade
!8
junior jasper
So yea...
fallow forge
Anything that isn't red white and blue and lacking stars
junior jasper
!
wicked spade
!8ball
untold wyvern
junior jasper
!ball8
silk trail
Anything that isn't red white and blue and lacking stars
what about Azərbaycanca
wicked spade
i forgor 💀
silk trail
Azerbaijan best nation
has the best national anthem
fallow forge
snow umbraBOT
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
meager slate
Youre just a hater at this point
junior jasper
Youre just a hater at this point
Everyone is hater but no one is liker
strange trellis
bird!
meager slate
Do you get pinged
YES
silk trail
🔥
fallow forge
I'll cool off with it for now
rich zinc
?????
junior jasper
It's the global moderator
silk trail
I'll cool off with it for now
what about Pablo Türkçe
junior jasper
The black colour name
fallow forge
I'll cool off with it for now
But everytime I'd need ya I'll use the command
wicked spade
HUH, NYATHAN??? NYAKUMOTTE?????
untold wyvern
You called me a smurf!
smurf
fallow forge
what about Pablo Türkçe
I'll be proud to stand along mr dad
meager slate
HUH, NYATHAN??? NYAKUMOTTE?????
Thats their name
junior jasper
Timeless where is nameless? :D
wicked spade
You called me a smurf!
fallow forge
NYAthan
junior jasper
Thats their name
Am I still on the list?
silk trail
I'll be proud to stand along mr dad
what about pablo ελληνικά
meager slate
Am I still on the list?
Noone is getting off it
fallow forge
Actually my #1 hater
But are you actually small
junior jasper
Noone is getting off it
There is no way?
untold wyvern
short
rich zinc
list of people taller than you? should be the whole damn server
fallow forge
what about pablo ελληνικά
Is that really how the greeks call themselves?
junior jasper
list of people taller than you? should be the whole damn server
Oh man
He's cooking it
meager slate
list of people taller than you? should be the whole damn server
YOURE GOING UP ON THE LIST
wicked spade
But are you actually small
rich zinc
YOURE GOING UP ON THE LIST
LETS GO
meager slate
not on that
rich zinc
JACOB #1
wicked spade
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1217101493551763487/...
havoc is auro
junior jasper
YOURE GOING UP ON THE LIST
Wait so when I am down I am good?
silk trail
Is that really how the greeks call themselves?
fallow forge
But you're not 6 meters 30
junior jasper
Oh fuck so up is good
fallow forge
Whatuhell
junior jasper
But you're not 6 meters 30
Fucking meters
junior jasper
You got it mixed
junior jasper
XD
charred root
untold wyvern
@meager slate
charred root
good night chat
wicked spade
youre going to the bottom
sir the evidence is damning What's your defence
junior jasper
!maid
fallow forge
what about Pablo հայկ
https://tenor.com/view/israel-israel-superhero-am-yisrael-chai-israeli-flag-gif-16069792012856888850
fallow kite
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1217101493551763487/...
The last one looks like the stonks guy
silk trail
https://tenor.com/view/israel-israel-superhero-am-yisrael-chai-israeli-flag-gif-...
the fuck
rich zinc
silk trail
that's not hebrew
rich zinc
the height index doesn't lie
junior jasper
I HATE YOU
Don't hate :(
fallow forge
that's not hebrew
It's not?
wicked spade
The last one looks like the stonks guy
!hom
snow umbraBOT
homhomhomhomhom
meager slate
the height index doesn't lie
IT DOES
silk trail
rich zinc
nvm it does lie
meager slate
it does
junior jasper
!wran @meager slate Hater
snow umbraBOT
@junior jasper has wranned auroduh Reason: Hater
meager slate
see
fallow forge
Armenia!1!1!1!!!!
meager slate
might be the second or third shortest in the studio
im taller than you.
untold wyvern
im taller than you.
lies
rich zinc
im taller than you.
LOL
fallow forge
Do a high-off
fallow forge
See whose higher
fallow kite
Amarema
wispy hill
@meager slate short
wicked spade
junior jasper
im taller than you.
He has 6 foot and 5 steps
wispy hill
meager slate
I hate this chat
rich zinc
auro have you tried growing
junior jasper
I hate this chat
You are hater :(
meager slate
auro have you tried growing
I will stab you
silk trail
replied to wrong guy
rich zinc
I will stab you
@astral ibex
fallow kite
I hate this chat
Touch grass then
silk trail
auro have you tried growing
just be taller smh
untold wyvern
dont eat seabunnies
silk trail
You're delving into languages I do not recognize
that one is hebrew
fallow forge
Damn I'm rusty then
junior jasper
You're delving into languages I do not recognize
That's Hebrew (I think)
fallow kite
dont eat seabunnies
What are seabunnies?
silk trail
Damn I'm rusty then
Pablo беларускі
junior jasper
What are seabunnies?
Bunnies under sea
fallow kite
Bunnies under sea
How tf will that work?
fallow kite
fallow forge
Pablo беларускі
Maybe rusty but not rusky
woeful whale
Seeing the bunny
fallow forge
Eating the bunny
silk trail
Maybe rusty but not rusky
yeah it isnt russian
tough tapir
!maid
snow umbraBOT
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
meager slate
I will murder you
fallow kite
I will murder you
Awww thanks
silk trail
Then it's Ukrainian
belarusian
junior jasper
silk trail
What even is that
scottish gaelic
hoary nexus
refrence!!
fallow forge
PIPES
tough tapir
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
wicked spade
refrence!!
!hom
snow umbraBOT
homhomhomhomhom
fallow forge
Definable by user doesn't seem like good labelling
worldly bronze
rancid dome
I could bother doing the math, but I got something else more important to do atm
grizzled ferry
hazy citrus
Hello friends :)
rancid dome
Hello Shoddy!
meager slate
Shorty
hazy citrus
https://tenor.com/view/among-us-gif-19143014
I get it, among
frozen sundial
türk
frozen sundial
evt <:SteamHappy:1157333712950800497>
snow umbraBOT
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
wicked spade
Auro is red now
they are gonna bathe in their enemies' blood, isn't it right mr(s) maid?
frozen sundial
hello
wicked spade
h u h
rancid dome
Then there's Modern and Timeless
lethal scroll
Minecraft movie picture
fallow forge
Another picture
rancid dome
This one's a classic
rancid dome
possibly
meager slate
red sus vote red
no
fervent mauve
Hello.
meager slate
You're already pink
fallow forge
Why are you colorblind
You're free to disrespect me like that because I've done the !maid command like seven times today
astral ibex
Cant argue with that
rancid dome
True, that.
abstract idol
Checkmate moderation team
PolandRed
rancid dome
I must admit, only said that cuz whatever the frick I just used came up with whatever I just said lol
fallow forge
And color
rancid dome
You're not pink pink
I may not be pink. But it's been pretty clear to me that my IQ level has dropped significantly as of late for some reason
cinder sapphire
this server does that
rancid dome
Side effect of taking care of some people here 😔
astral ibex
<@316703271274151936>
Hop on Fortnite
rancid dome
Heya Rub
astral ibex
Hiya
rancid dome
Remember the thing I turned down in the DM a while earlier?
gusty plover
Im only roleist towards the AWCY people
Hot pink on top
rancid dome
Whenever you're free. Could you please make it happen? 🙏
I'm in no rush btw, take your time :3
fallow forge
I may not be pink. But it's been pretty clear to me that my IQ level has dropped...
Maybe it just melted a little
cinder sapphire
code for that you better do it right away rub a vulf
fallow forge
Let it cool down
rancid dome
He could literally take a year and I still wouldn't mind lol
Just as long as it gets done one day™️
astral ibex
Remember the thing I turned down in the DM a while earlier?
Ne?
Our DMs?
fallow forge
Just as long as it gets done one day™️
rancid dome
Yep, uhh maybe I'll link it to ya there
olive forge
who else is serpents handmaxing
astral ibex
Me
wicked spade
Me
hello mr. hr, where does hubert get his slave- i mean paid workers with insurance?
fallow forge
Wasn't that the business model of northwood
Kidnapping all patreons
So they cant cancel
I believe I have proof
astral ibex
Im glad to see so many patreons apply and get in
astral ibex
bold talon
Cubert takes
olive forge
Your P :(
red raven
hollow sparrow
gentle acorn
Is that a new scp teaser or something
ionic snow
NERDS
wind crane
analog stump
horizon dc si var mı
tough tapir
https://tenor.com/view/maitake-maitakeguruguru-raden-holo-live-going-insane-gif-11398248063322058302
magic vortex
tough tapir
I love cement
fringe cedar
Mmmmm
eager wadi
horizon dc si var mı
!langtr
snow umbraBOT
Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.
fallow forge
!langfn
eager wadi
fn isn't a flag
jade raft
When will they give access to staff feet pics channel
gilded timber
When will they give access to staff feet pics channel
Can't access what doesn't exist
eager wadi
i think someone needs help mentally.
jade raft
🥺
crude phoenix
SCP-939 feet pics
vernal jolt
horizon dc si var mı
Var
fallow forge
Var
prime vigil
SCP-939 feet pics
chilly vault
https://tenor.com/view/superidol-gif-23674938
me at the lactose intolerence convention
rancid ivy
it's water
fallow forge
It's... Coming out his crotch
restive crown
restive crown
signal nova
junior jasper
!maid
snow umbraBOT
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
junior jasper
sly wave
what does it mean when the game launches it says running install stript
sly wave
also today I launch the game it asked me to allow it to make changes to my pc
sly wave
which isn't normal
junior jasper
Again #technical-support is here
junior jasper
It's good looking
sly wave
nvm i successfully launched the game by clicking cancel (???)
broken jetty
nvm i successfully launched the game by clicking cancel (???)
Average scp sl experience
somber raptor
being a minor sucks
if i want to buy skins on 3rd party websites i can't
i have to ask my parents to use their PayPal because minors can't have PayPal (and my parents won't let me use my debit card)
so if i want to buy skins easily i have to use the fucking steam market, which is awful because i spend wayy more
fallow kite
Imagine weapon charms in cs2
fallow kite
Average scp sl experience
average
fallow forge
if i want to buy skins on 3rd party websites i can't
Not buying skins on doubtful websites:
fallow kite
being a minor sucks
how old are you
meager slate
crystal reef
!vsr
snow umbraBOT
raven dune
<@698792462969208852> short
Okay bud
limpid vigil
being a minor sucks
That's illegal dude
somber raptor
That's illegal dude
what?
tacit citrus
skibidi toilet
orchid kraken
Funniest shit i saw today
digital cape
i have to ask my parents to use their PayPal because minors can't have PayPal (a...
I can relate
fervent mauve
So how are you guys?
vernal jolt
Scp 1344 has entered the facility. Containment unit Alpha warhead emergency must be light containment zone overall decontamination danger danger unauthorized military team containment unit delta 05
fervent mauve
Cool.
gusty fractal
are they gonna finally make muzzle flash a thing
orchid kraken
Scp 1344 has entered the facility. Containment unit Alpha warhead emergency must...
I loved back then when CASSIE couldnt recognize military group and said
"Recontamination by unknown"
vernal jolt
I loved back then when CASSIE couldnt recognize military group and said
"Reconta...
Cassie had autism
near estuary
orchid kraken
Cassie had autism
So realistic for CASSIE to know a random terrorist military group
I mean they could programmed him to recognize them but oh well
vernal jolt
So realistic for CASSIE to know a random terrorist military group
Freedom fighters*
fallow kite
Bahhh
fallow kite
The pink sheep returns
Bahhh
valid silo
Bahhhh indeed friend
orchid kraken
@fallow kite opinion on White Sheep
pearl anvil
im losing my fucking mind at this
blissful pewter
was there an update?
fallow kite
im losing my fucking mind at this
Bahh
pearl anvil
fallow kite
tf are you doing slime
Bahhh
gilded timber
was there an update?
Not since 13.5.1!
brazen shuttle
https://youtu.be/PE2YZhcC4NY?si=JfEINh8NOFQK_ZIr
blissful pewter
Not since 13.5.1!
when was that
blissful pewter
alr, cause when i start it up it says theres an update of some sort rn but i updated it the last time there was one?
crystal reef
almost 2 tho
fallow kite
https://tenor.com/view/frog-meme-frog-jump-jumps-care-hypnosis-gif-26690169
Im losing it
crystal reef
alr, cause when i start it up it says theres an update of some sort rn but i upd...
Saturday, 20 July 2024 21:00
last update
crystal reef
Im losing it
it seems like lmao
gilded timber
alr, cause when i start it up it says theres an update of some sort rn but i upd...
Sometimes the game receives super minor changes, usually to the anticheat
fallow kite
it seems like lmao
This new minecraft movie trailer was an acid trip for me
And now all i can collectively identify is pink sheep
dire lagoon
@gilded timber hey guess what
crystal reef
This new minecraft movie trailer was an acid trip for me
wait there's a trailer
gilded timber
<@574348751506898944> hey guess what
What
blissful pewter
Sometimes the game receives *super* minor changes, usually to the anticheat
it just worked lmao, thank you though
fallow kite
wait there's a trailer
Bro u live under a rock i swear
dire lagoon
crystal reef
Bro u live under a rock i swear
fallow kite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE2YZhcC4NY
Thx
gilded timber
fallow kite
A minecraft movie
Its a literal fever dream
random schooner
Well it definietly has a unique style
vernal jolt
Who asked
brazen shuttle
fallow kite
Yummers quality
orchid kraken
https://tenor.com/view/i-am-steve-minecraft-movie-jack-black-meme-i-think-your-n...
I wonder why is steve fat
Im going to watch it even tho it looks like garbage
fallow kite
I wonder why is steve fat
Too many golden apples
orchid kraken
I expected steve to be mc not a side character
crystal reef
Too many golden apples
💀
orchid kraken
And wheres Alex?
orchid kraken
watch for yourself
Seems like you have a lot of money in your pocket!
How about you buy our new looking Turret from Cave Johnson!
fallow kite
Seems like you have a lot of money in your pocket!
How about you buy our new lo...
Damn lemons
orchid kraken
Damn lemons
How do we have so many bullets? Heh we just fire whole bullet
Thats 65% more bullet per bullet
crystal reef
Seems like you have a lot of money in your pocket!
How about you buy our new lo...
I do not have a lot of money in my pocket 🙏
orchid kraken
I do not have a lot of money in my pocket 🙏
Hold on
fallow kite
Ok but does it cost 400,000 dollars to fire for 12 seconds?
gilded timber
I do not have a lot of money in my pocket 🙏
Simple fix, stealing
crystal reef
Simple fix, stealing
@dreamy mural when pay 🙏
fallow kite
Trollianto currency
orchid kraken
I do not have a lot of money in my pocket 🙏
Not trynna flex but
crystal reef
Trollianto currency
those 2 60 are from trolliant
crystal reef
Not trynna flex but
fallow kite
AHHHH OPTIMIZE THE FUCKING GAMEEEE
crystal reef
AHHHH OPTIMIZE THE FUCKING GAMEEEE
xD
orchid kraken
<:KEK:837086637551910992>
I think 2 of NW's devs send me money once
fallow kite
I RESETED MY PC AND MY GAME IS STILL RUNNING 1100 MS
orchid kraken
Totally flex
ripe sonnet
I RESETED MY PC AND MY GAME IS STILL RUNNING 1100 MS
Better internet or join a closer server
fallow kite
<#968248941994971187>
thanks
crystal reef
I think 2 of NW's devs send me money once
0.01 cents
fallow kite
0.01 cents
One game cent
gilded timber
Not trynna flex but
You can flex that you can use paypal, my account got terminated for fraud 
(No, I was not committing fraud)
dreamy mural
<@396712177395957771> when pay 🙏
next year
orchid kraken
You can flex that you can use paypal, my account got terminated for fraud <:aha:...
I hace 2 banks so
Idk either
fallow kite
roblox irs is after me
orchid kraken
Hold on
orchid kraken
orchid kraken
erm buddy, u used inspect tool
yes i did
wait
let me represent austrias wage after taxes
patent bear
it really is
cloud girder
it dont look serious when you got a roblox character telling a story while smoking a cigarrete and wearing a chain that says "GANG" 😭
orchid kraken
it dont look serious when you got a roblox character telling a story while smoki...
Average attention seeker moment
Like whats so special on police showing up on you
Oh no someone knocked on my dorr, gotta make quick yt video
pearl anvil
https://tenor.com/view/half-life-black-mesa-gman-stop-gif-1136710120364100320
I… am Steve 🔥🔥🔥😋😋🙏🙏🔥😋
dawn carbon
I… am Steve 🔥🔥🔥😋😋🙏🙏🔥😋
poop i became alot better beacuse of your tips bro you're awesome
pearl anvil
dude i just told you to shoot guards in the back
dawn carbon
pearl anvil
pearl anvil
gaunt talon
somber raptor
somber raptor
Pink candy?
dawn carbon
what the poor d-class sees as he is in gate b (he's about to get fucked by an 50 mtf)
cosmic drum
So what’s the new update aeromatic abatement about is it a new map or a new section to the facility?
gaunt talon
what the poor d-class sees as he is in gate b (he's about to get fucked by an 50...
Should have grenade trapped
signal nova
So what’s the new update aeromatic abatement about is it a new map or a new sect...
Its just a hallway basically
random schooner
So what’s the new update aeromatic abatement about is it a new map or a new sect...
Its changing the identical hallways to be visually different and have a clear purpose
cosmic drum
Its just a hallway basically
Is it a heavy rework or just a new room in the facility
cosmic drum
I hope they don’t fix the ability to hop on elevator buttons
Also when’s the update actually coming out
gilded timber
Also when’s the update actually coming out
Some point this year
random schooner
what the poor d-class sees as he is in gate b (he's about to get fucked by an 50...
I've seen a good 3 times a D-Boy going up gate B, running to the exit, only to see the helicopter, and they yell "I hate this game!" before running back down to Entrance Zone
dawn carbon
I've seen a good 3 times a D-Boy going up gate B, running to the exit, only to s...
honestly
i get myself cuffed
so i can become an ntf
random schooner
i get myself cuffed
Eh I'd say they get shot dead 3/4 times if they try to surrender
gaunt talon
i get myself cuffed
Why not have fun in killing the mtf that split up in heavy
random schooner
Maybe 1/2 of the time if they are already cuffed when MTF spawns
random schooner
you cant shoot an cuffed player
The 3/4 1/2 figures happens on servers with that rule. It still happens, sometimes a server mod tells the shooter not to do it again but it keeps happening anyways
dawn carbon
The 3/4 1/2 figures happens on servers with that rule. It still happens, sometim...
well that rule came in handy for me alot
lethal scroll
I'm definitely going to pirate the Minecraft movie, they don't deserve my money
strange niche
dawn carbon
shut carbon
felt funny and made another website which serves ZERO purpose. I love life.
lethal scroll
Mark my words
The Minecraft movie is going to be worse than the original Mario movie
shut carbon
Mark my words
The Minecraft movie is going to be worse than the original Mario m...
bro that shit looks like those hyper realistic etc animations from that one guy
fallow kite
Mark my words
The Minecraft movie is going to be worse than the original Mario m...
mario wasnt bad tho
compare it to like borderlands
lethal scroll
Fuckin looks like something meatcanyon would make, except that he is actually skilled
lethal scroll
To be fair the original was comically bad
Big birtha being a fuckin stripper
strange niche
that was the least oddest thing in the whole movie
fallow kite
The movies gonna be complete ass or a complete masterpiece
fallow kite
One thing hollywood doesnt get is hyperrealistic cgi and live action doesnt go good together
strange niche
I think more specifically: Don't try and make characters with unproportional cartoonish features realistic
lethal scroll
The creepiest live action ever
fallow kite
This will be minecraft graphics in 2014
willow shoal
That sheep was fuckin horrifying
strange niche
The Llama
willow shoal
I didn’t watch the whole thing
willow shoal
I stopped after seeing jack black
strange niche
oh god the Llama
willow shoal
It was at that point I knew the quality the movie would be
fallow kite
The llama was worse
rigid locust
bubert est puppet
willow shoal
I didn’t even see the llama lmao
fallow kite
Idk how they didnt messed up the ghast models though, thank god
strange niche
willow shoal
Every single mob looked like ass
strange niche
And Then Jack Black Said, I am Steve, Steve Java
fallow kite
But they should be zombified
willow shoal
How did anyone let this fly?
strange niche
But they should be zombified
This might actually be a leftover from they were originally just zombie pigmen
since the Nether update didn't exist
willow shoal
Why did anyone think realistic minecraft was gonna look good
You might as well can the cubism
strange niche
The Script has existed for ages
willow shoal
Shoulda stayed in drafts
strange niche
we knew for a very long time that it was gonna involve characters from the real world as protagonists
fallow kite
since the Nether update didn't exist
Wdym the update came long before the production started. The script existed yes but they shouldve still been able to convert the models before making them
strange niche
Aye, but the script would still be somewhat similar
just switching out the Zombie Pigmen to the Piglins would have been very easy
plus Piglins are sort of Minecraft's defacto main enemy
Granted I am pulling this all out of my arse but aren't we all
willow shoal
Can we just agree that this’ll probably be a shit show
fallow kite
Yep but i believe they did this on purpose for spoiler purposes. They will probably yap that piglins become zombies in the overworld
Or smth
strange niche
nah
There is NO lore consistency between this and the game itself
and yes, Minecraft does have lore
fallow kite
The movies more tied to minecraft legends
If u think about it
And that game flopped
willow shoal
Who gives a shit about legends
fallow kite
Who gives a shit about legends
Not me
willow shoal
Like seriously nobody plays that shit anymore
fallow kite
Probably explains why the movie is gonna suck
strange niche
Headcanon, he's just Ronan Dex after returning to earth
willow shoal
Northwood why can’t we get an sl movie?
fallow kite
Headcanon, he's just Ronan Dex after returning to earth
Bro returned from the barbie universe
willow shoal
They know this movies gonna suck but people will still buy tickets to see it
fallow kite
It will earn 20 minemillion dollars
strange niche
*emeralds
fallow kite
4 more than morbillion dollars
strange niche
What's more funny is that this is Minecraft we're talking
fallow kite
Yea
willow shoal
Yeah
fallow kite
fallow kite
Full length documentary of matt rising the boxing ranks would go hard
We cast jamie foxx
strange niche
No Wii sports movie?
The entire movie involves chasing that motherfucking dog
willow shoal
It’s just 90 minutes of golfing
strange niche
Another thing that unsettles me is the sheer artstyle gore present
Like, it's meant to be be a block game, sure
BUT DECIDE ON THE DETAIL GODDAMMIT
fallow kite
Me when no giant dick statue in movie
willow shoal
That’s what that looks like
strange niche
Youtube's celebration video was so much more faithful
livid parcel
the 1 trillion view one?
fallow kite
the 1 trillion view one?
Ye
strange niche
they made two versions
fallow kite
Big crossover since endgame
willow shoal
I still hate how the humans aren’t cubic either
willow shoal
It looks so wrong to me
strange niche
Could you imagine
strange niche
willow shoal
It would be better if everything wasn’t given a realism filter
violet sundial
it's gonna be comedic
willow shoal
Yeah for all the wrong reasons
violet sundial
but cant let hoes know im going to watch minecraft movie
minor goblet
what the
willow shoal
Sl movie when?
willow shoal
Directed by Martin Scorsese
strange niche
You know what's great too
there's no change to his beard
no change to his hair
they gave him a blue shirt and said "we ball"
patent bear
literally just jack black
strange niche
Jack black wasn't even meant to be the movie
he just got on set and they rolled with it
fallow kite
solemn flame
i think the movie will be great cause its meant to be funny and jack black is a hilarious pick
but i kind of wish there was a more faithful movie that felt like story mode
and honestly at least steve isnt chris pratt
willow shoal
costume designers must've just straight up not existed
They had no budget after they hired the guy
90% of the budget went to Jack Black’s casting
solemn flame
honestly i could see him as steve
random schooner
I'll just try to enjoy the movie for the fever dream it is. Not like it's going to ruin the overarching minecraft universe
solemn flame
i just wanted something like minecraft story mode
but i think itll be a funny movie
willow shoal
I’m worried it’s gonna be like the fnaf movie
solemn flame
the fnaf movie was great
willow shoal
Ehhhh
solemn flame
it was meant to be a fun movie for fans
if the minecraft one is doing the same itll be great
willow shoal
If it’s only for the fans then it’s not a good movie
solemn flame
thats not true
velvet mason
any crazy chess players
solemn flame
also minecraft is insanely popular
even ifi ts just for the fans, thats a lot of potential viewers
willow shoal
A good movie should be able to be enjoyed by all audiences
solemn flame
i disagree
willow shoal
If it can only be enjoyed by fans then there’s a problem
solemn flame
theres nothing wrong with having a targeted audience
willow shoal
Like C.S Lewis said “a children’s story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good story”
velvet mason
counter strike
solemn flame
counter strike: lewis
willow shoal
theres nothing wrong with having a targeted audience
You can have a target audience while letting others enjoy it
Ninjago is a great example of this
solemn flame
fnaf is definitely still enjoyable by non fans
polar spade
A good movie should be able to be enjoyed by all audiences
A movie that tries to please everybody ends up pleasing no one
solemn flame
^
patent bear
fnaf movie was awesome
solemn flame
you cannot please everyone at the same time
willow shoal
You don’t have to plead everyone either
patent bear
bout cried when it hit the credits cause it was like
polar spade
A movie should be able to target an audience but still be welcoming to others
willow shoal
But you shouldn’t ignore all other audiences
wraith phoenix
does anyone know the exact reasons as to why SCP:SL is so poorly optimized? is it rendering the entire map at all times? does SCP-939's "gyaat" contain 4 quadrillion polygons? lighting?
patent bear
massive thing from my childhood i never thought would happen actually happened
solemn flame
dude hearing that song come on at the end was fucking awesome
willow shoal
does anyone know the exact reasons as to why SCP:SL is so poorly optimized? is i...
Idk honestly
polar spade
does anyone know the exact reasons as to why SCP:SL is so poorly optimized? is i...
Old models and unoptimised CB assets i believe
willow shoal
I know 939’s old model had WAAAAAY to many polygons
solemn flame
does anyone know the exact reasons as to why SCP:SL is so poorly optimized? is i...
939 has less polys in her entire model than most things in the game
polar spade
Like the current human models have way more polys
solemn flame
^
the issue is that SL is old
the relics from CB and huberts early beginnings plague the game
willow shoal
Hopefully that means Heavy Duty helps a bit with optimization then
solemn flame
all the newly added stuff is optimized
polar spade
Yea the game suffers a lot from technical debt
solemn flame
Hopefully that means Heavy Duty helps a bit with optimization then
i think it will
an entire zone reduced demand is a big thing
polar spade
Like they have to build on top of crappy code which is years old and at some point, the code becomes so bad that to fix it u need to literally rewrite everything
solemn flame
^
polar spade
This is what Hubert means by his spagetti code
willow shoal
Hopefully desync in servers is fixed
solemn flame
thats why most things take so long to make
polar spade
If u listen to his interviews
plush bolt
polar spade
Jesus chirst
wraith phoenix
does anyone know the exact reasons as to why SCP:SL is so poorly optimized? is i...
for a while I was reselling GPUs, I tried running SCP:SL with an RTX 3060, RTX 2060, RTX A2000 12GB, RTX A2000 6GB, RTX 3080. The FPS is more or less the same with each one
polar spade
That's bad
solemn flame
for a while I was reselling GPUs, I tried running SCP:SL with an RTX 3060, RTX 2...
SL relies on CPUs more
willow shoal
Someone’s never heard of subdivision (I’ll let you guess which one)
polar spade
I don't know graphic design so polygons were always some conceptual idea to me
But jesus even i understand that
random yarrow
does anyone know the exact reasons as to why SCP:SL is so poorly optimized? is i...
i wish i knew
willow shoal
I don't know graphic design so polygons were always some conceptual idea to me
B...
Still not as bad as jumbo Josh
solemn flame
i wish i knew
simply cause its old
willow shoal
Good lord he is SUPER unoptimized
solemn flame
older assets arent made well and are more resource demanding than the higher quality new stuff
wraith phoenix
are they planning to fix optimization?
solemn flame
yes
willow shoal
Over time
solemn flame
every time they replace an old asset its far more optimized
willow shoal
Since it’s largely a model and map issue it’s gonna be fixed as updates roll out
solemn flame
next update we are gonna get the entirety of heavy optimized
should hopefully be a noticeable improvement
wraith phoenix
btw, do we know when the new update comes out?
polar spade
2024
solemn flame
this year so within the next 3 months
polar spade
That's all we know
willow shoal
It’s it gonna be the Halloween update or are we getting that as well
I can’t imagine it would tho
solemn flame
its probably gonna be like mimicry
didnt it release during christmas
or something
solemn flame
no
willow shoal
I could be wrong tho
solemn flame
it was december 2022 i think
polar spade
Mimicry released straight after chirstmas i believe
willow shoal
Bro ez is gonna look so weird now lmao
polar spade
I remember an update that released straight after chirstmas ended
plush bolt
solemn flame
yeah
they dropped the christmas update during mimicry's beta
14.0 likely will be the same
bright umbra
No way MC&D in scp sl??? Wild
bright umbra
I appreciate the direction
Especially with recent teasers
Im glad to see SL go back to its core and remembering again that it takes place in scp universe lol
polar spade
2176 was from the factory right?
plush bolt
polar spade
That goddamn bow tie has more polys than EZ
plush bolt
willow shoal
I think pastra said this guy had more polys than the ink demon from batdr
bright umbra
So much polygons
plush bolt
feral oxide
14.0 looks so good goddamn
polar spade
I thought this wasn't that bad because from a distance it blended with the background. Then i realise that was all polygons
plush bolt
willow shoal
Wait no it was uhyeah
plush bolt
feral oxide
What game yall talking about
polar spade
Garden of Ban Ban
feral oxide
Ah
polar spade
Specifically their very unoptimised models
willow shoal
I love how they all have millions of polygons
plush bolt
fucking psychopaths
willow shoal
But they still have no detail
polar spade
This isn't a poly map. This is just the straight up model right?
wraith phoenix
is this the reason they are changing the revolver? does it also look like this
plush bolt
is this the reason they are changing the revolver? does it also look like this
no
the revolver was optimized fine
solemn flame
no the guy who made it just wanted to update it since it was the first model he did
and on the plus side we are getting extra stuff for it so
wraith phoenix
I like the current revolver, I hope the new revolver with the scope and long stock still looks cool 🙏
wraith phoenix
solemn flame
huh
interestingly the renders for the revolver arent public
shame, was gonna share them here
this pic is public tho
robust stratus
interestingly the renders for the revolver arent public
I swear I’ve seen them once in like the past 15 posts I’ve seen marketing do in the past 2 months
solemn flame
ok so they are public apparnetly
on a steam post
but on the patreon portal they arent, still had watermarks
solemn flame
I like the current revolver, I hope the new revolver with the scope and long sto...
it looks even cooler
robust stratus
idk if I fuck with the jet black scope but I guess I’m not forced to use it
strong dune
What is that bru
solemn flame
A revolver?
strong dune
Just add a sniper at this point
velvet mason
which would u add
strong dune
Revolver son or sniper daughter
velvet mason
i mean what sniper
strong dune
I’m pretty sure there some M1 Garand but scp version of the gun somewhere
Or some other old rifle
solemn flame
Just add a sniper at this point
you realize this is already in the game right
its just a remodel, you can already do that in the game
strong dune
What do you mean by that
Oh wait nvm
It’s just that this remodel just tried to look a rifle
willow shoal
it didn't tho
just because it looks like one with attachments doesn't mean thats what they were going for
thats like saying the e11 looks like a sniper cause of attachments
willow shoal
so just because you can customize a revolver to look like a rifle through random attachments, that means that's what they tried to make?
that makes no sense
polar spade
It’s just that this remodel just tried to look a rifle
There's different renders with different attachments
There's also a render which makes the revolver look like a proper sidearm
quartz isle
Who the fuck is @untold wyvern ?
radiant fiber