#general-chat
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pc builder friend
From Venezuela?
Buh
canada actually
Canadian gaming
Ah. Beta Venezuela.
Ykw, flip u bucko... I'm getting a fuckin 7900XTX 🖕🤣
Understandable.
👋
a reply in the comment section of the teaser says 096 went from 9000 polycons to 500
*room
ugh I hate typing on mobile
Yeah, I'm one of those weirdos that just... looks at in-game stuff real closely. Something I've noticed with SL models and environments is just how unecessarily beveled everything is.
Like, can easily get the same amount of detail (if not better) using normal maps, for a fraction of the computing power.
Which is what this update is pushing to do.
he murders everyone who look at his face of course he gets bad room
The update isn't out yet
Ahh my bad
Yeah, update isn't out, but there's teasers and such.
unless you know, the soul (player) controlling 096 is nice
Hate it when SCPs are friendly. I just wanna fight 'em. Don't make me feel bad.
I'm gonna mag dump a Logicer into you no matter how much you jump in one spot shaking your head.
@rancid dome Gambling Gun 🔥
Mean, befriend the scps then betray them in a elevator later
how much worth?
No
Did you have high ping
Wish they would hold back on graphics
So u don’t need a really good PC
I remember useing a MacBook with an windows emulator it ran just fine
No
I run it smoothly
it difnt connect me
and my pc was making a sound
Nvm I found why
Why dont they mak ethe skeleton a permanent scp
Nitro gone...
like 3 or 5 dollars
is good price
Nitro back
nitro gone
holy hell
when global ub
!914

Brightness slider in settings
Dummy
point a flashlight at the monitor like fnaf
already on 0
Stops dog from jumpscaring you
@chrome swallow have you tried equipping a flashlight
usually makes the game brighter
Utilize filters, such as the Nvidia ones or something similar if it's available on AMD graphic cards
they have sliders, and you can adjust them to your liking
I use it for colors
right so how do i set myself up to actually have fun in public sl multiplayer
my monitor is already bright
Become a sweat
Then it's fun
Or mess around with ppl
Go on strike as a guard
It’s funny af
new model and balance needed first
hm, ok
thx
idk man its pretty clearly a party game type deal but only options are shitty rp or a 25 player server thats always full

competing with so many people in light containment gets old pretty fast
chatters in the chat
at least for me
what's your filter settings?
I remember the last time I truly had fun in SL is when I was a d-boy with some others starting a drug cartel 
Chaos theory is fun once you know all the funny pill spawns
Then you can be a god
Don't make me start rambling about primitives and their usage in modding SL
I dislike the pills
Funny pills r better
Yeah chaos theory fights are very one sided with them
They have the coin of destiny in chaos theory which I use everytime I'm guard
And you get lucky sometimes
invisiblity pill + micro combo wins 99% of the time
(because I do it)
theres a lot of luck in the base game
oops dog is at the top of the heavy elevator, perish
So it will be eventually
nvidia
It would be best for you to play around and choose them yourself
all i know is to stick to the outer rooms to get anywhere
Every SCP SL map ⬜
im the type who needs gps to drive anywhere i dont go to as routine, even if its in my hometown i still wont remember the exact orientation of the roads
i know the game's map generation isnt completely random and theres presets but i just dont have that kind of rote memory
Bring back old generation
Remember the line
i’m excited to get back into scp lab once this update drops haven’t rly played since last halloween
what are they adding
" or very early if something happens " something will happen
new humans
guns rework i think
etc
is the full "Acroamatic Abatement" by Sixxy posted anywhere?
gun rework better not look like shit
Hello chat I just woke up what are we thinking of acromatic abatement
what are the chances of the game ever getting a different map?
game with the mall ninja viewmodel animations for guns still misaligns iron sights when you equip the ammo counter
1-100
revolver cylinder swings open with the hammer cocked
I recently played an Old SCP SL server and I got lost so many times
The maps are so different
Is the HL2 combine the new MTF?
HL2?
Half Life
Kinda reminds me of it
We all do
Someone said the new heavy map looks like portal
2
Honestly liked the old generation
Northwood releases 3rd title before Valve
new heavy looks dope
Yea
this looks like new rockstars type font
cant wait to suicide at the plumbing
It really did. You could have an air lock lead to 914 or an exit. Now everything is just on the edge
imagine swimming system
whats the command to authenticate servers ingame and why is this a thing
Just hope they add steam workshop
AR i think
never being zombie again lol
Custom maps would go hard
dude i was just about to say this
Doom style
w username
never gonna happen, i've been wanting it since 2018
Shy guy ripping off limbs
its gonna be really funny when those over the top servers who add their own like reworks of surface zone looks even shittier because the graphics got updated
is that fortnite
Barotrauma.
no thats fortnite
i did this to the captain on the humpback last night
New map that would fix surface or warhead camping would be great
it probably sucks ass
baro servers are bad
last night captain yelled at me for having 6 calyxanide on me and said he'd ban me if i was caught with that much meds on me again (im a 700 hour medic main) so i waited for him to readycheck to undock and blew his brains out so he would restart and farm all the outpost guards again
thats just how barotrauma is
every host is dogshit at actually being decent to the crew
I just still can’t imagine the new scientist. Some 80 year old with a gun jukeing SCPs
i dont even remember the last time i actually played along on a barotrauma crew
Look you’d learn how to do that too if you were in their situation
theres always the captain or a SO who says something to me and i get really silly
i always thought that was his mouth 😭
Idk…
Especially the new guards
let me wire a c4 to the elevator button like barobama
i usually carry only one calyxanide on me in one of the shirt's slots because husk infection is just a joke unless you're playing on mental diffs
this one time in baro me and a buddy wired a c4 to blow up the reactor when the docking hatch toggle was pressed
host missed the docking port on the station and the sub plummeted, dude got pissed
how dare the medic carry medical supplies with themselves
repaired and fought mudraptors to ascend back up to the docking port, then as we were about to dock i threw a nitroglycerin at the explosive shipment
the anger in his voice lmao
Neurotrauma
LYRICS:
[Verse 1]
Barotrauma.
No.
Docs take my limbs
i really don't like that mod
i use abx but those clowns didnt have any and didnt want to give anyone a salary
hello mutual server man
host also blew me up with c4 on the station and got mad at ME for it
How can you make those SCP SL animations please
Ew a nut inc member
are you playing on pubs? because everything you've described so far sounds like something that you'd only encounter and do in pubs
yeah, believe it or not friend crews are a minority of the playerbase
most of us have pubs or a non-functioning singleplayer
true true i find it sorta hard to find people to play baro with
I forgot the same creator of SCP CB made Barotruma
i dont respect pub players anymore so now when i play barotrauma its just me and a friend serial griefing most of the time
Yes
last time i've played pubs was back in 2020 i believe, i was new to the game back then
Hope a new zone gets revamped in the not-so distant future

we see a server titled something along the lines of "new players learning the game" and we join to tell them that their camel is very prone to electrical fires and that the 2 fire extinguisher brackets are buggy, and the extinguishers disappear all the time!
U fool
Oh my go
2000 hours
;d
nice
does anyone know a release date for 14.0?
Wait I was gonna post a photo 💀
meanwhile here's gee mod
2026
They've only said 2024
Hope they take there time
ive barely touched rp in my 8.4k hours
heavy already seems done, release it! (jk)
Does 14.0 come with optimizations besides lower polygon numbers?
FPS 👇
.
PC:🔥🚒🧯
its all pretentious garbage to me
@eager wadi its ok to repost art if i delete the old message right?
just make a decent rpg and the rp will come organically
Did you make changes to it?
if you have to enforce roleplay rules then youre not fucking roleplaying, lol
No

Jk
sure
Caption was not correct and kind of "confusing"
I don't really understand why games like those even need rules against RDM, if someone is going around murdering people than shouldn't it be the ingame police's job to deal with it?
There aren't enough police to deal with everybody most of the time (also, there isn't that much stopping you from just respawning and trying again if rdm isn't banned)
then the cops might actually lose a gunfight
and theyre rp cops so they have fragile egos
😦
Doesn't sound too different from real cops if you ask me 
any fivem rp server the shitty cops are going to be friends with the admins anyway
trvthnvke
there's red dead rp?
consistently
jinkies
only if you count standing on a porch with social anxiety for 10 hours a day as roleplay
Are we getting optimization in the 14.0 besides the lower number of polygons? I'm getting kinda tired of fps drops
we dont know
taser taser taser
Yeah, but can't you just put ingame systems inplace that punish players for being caught murdering to both discourage them and to stop them from getting right back to what they were doing?
well that sucks
problem with rp communities is people get too attached to their characters and completely lose any sense of humor
if you poke fun at the character you insult the individual
vast, VAST majority of roleplayers in all communities are like this
Those are there sometimes
By punish I don't mean stuff like actually banning their accounts or anything, just stuff that affects their character
arma rp didnt do the rdm bullshit, they just had long jail times if the cops caught you
ever played hl2rp? specifically on servers that are based on impulse
there's little to no rp on those
Stuff like jail time, fines, maybe banning them from owning weapons for a certain amount of time
Hello.
that won't unpiss the murdered players' moods
Hm, yeah, maybe
actual permadeath for your character like zomboid so you dont have to pretend to be scared of dying with fear rp bullshit
being taken alive should just be better than dying
We all are
Better enjoy our lives while it lasts
Yep
wait, werent we always in Site-02?
there actually is a gmod rp server that doesnt have an rdm rule
you can just shoot whoever
You're right, befor it's done... Tomorrow another day...
but lemme guess its dead
and i bet you that server has the least rdm of any gmod server
bro are they adding a new zone or are they reworking heavu
the trailer showed a new zone
thats just heavy containment zone
Wow the new zone is meant to hold shit
I don't think it's supposed to imply a new zone, just that HCZ now has some extra purpose in-lore besides containment
it built to hold peanuts shit?
the server is called low sodium
The ✨shit zone✨
yes, the incredibly heavy shit
lotsa heavy duty in there
I call it the low fps update 🗣️🔥
walking into heavy from entrance zone & vice versa is gonna feel weird
more like a tiny optimization update
The ✨ 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝔃𝓸𝓷𝓮 ✨
It’s crazy cus people say the old models lag your pc
newer models use less polygons
the game is still insanely unoptimized
I mean yea
typing ar in console should resolve that
still not thirty
thirty one, fine
Miku
ohh wee ohh
why do you want that to be true so badly
CHAIR
@ancient spindle


thanks
who are you
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wait wtf is update 14??
hahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sounds like a 🧢
update 14
Coming 2024?
2026 actually


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misinformation
I would be shocked if that much high quality maps and some unnecessary spots would increase my FPS
But I can't complain about it
It looks hella interesting
Love it
would be cool if Northwood optimized their game for once
oh right I forgot
gg.
the new HCZ is optimization
Please tell me they are gonna make something different for the Chaos model that actualls makes sense instead of that WW2 crap they released july 💀
MORE
Hubert says the game just lags a lot cuz your computer is literally rendering everything
even things that are out of sight and far away
??
That's why I see grenade explosions in the skybox on Mayhem servers. 😭
Play half life 1 at this point 😭
iirc, hubert reworked the culling system for 14.0
ew no
It's not bad
13.5.1 currently.
Have you not seen it?
chaos from what i've seen is the most liked model
since when there's a shower emoji
bruh wtf
huh
bruh that water room in the teaser is fire
Where’s the water room gonna be??
Change ur identity and move to a new country
HCZ
...
Good idea
OKAY WHAT IF
SHES YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Still change my identity ?
Won't help

Take the easy way out
Gulp
Killing???
urself
Im sorry, there's no other way
What skin is that tho?
IMA BRB
Apologize. A LOT.
i meant this one
And buy her smth good
Last question bro serious
If I'm 18 and she's 17 is that grooming
Pink my beloved
Am I a pedo for that
I have no idea
Fuck
She is turning 18
her birthday in September
We been together for two years but like
it is the color
Yup
The frame I have most fashion for is Titania
But Yareli is close behind
bro i only play gmod because I love sniping 096 with a 17 gauge shotty from unrealistic distances
they added a pregnant one
and a 2000s boy band
!rep @still moth
You have just given @still moth a reputation point!

i saw your message and fucked myself in the head
I'm going to go play with the camera I just got and remake the logan paul video
hey so as a patreon i can ping hubert right
we were talking about something and I think this is funny
the one where he camps in a forest and punches a tree then gets sent to the hospital where he finds out KSI is cheating on him with jake paul and he breaks down crying
i dont think that ever happened
but try proving me wrong
keyboard warriors
ok i may have fucked up by saying the last pat
I have no idea. That's what #contributor-lounge is meant for i think
hey you're online @bold jasper, could you advise me on this?
Hear ye hear ye
@clever tinsel :)
MY GOAT
hello :)

my glorious chaos goblin
i mean, one you're TS, but also patreons can ping Hubert if they have a valid question
anyways @rancid dome this is all i bought (ignore the egregious amount of Half-Life graffitis)
nah its just a link to the Wikipedia page of Bosnia and Herzegovina :)
Bro is making the Half life achievement in a cs match
the ones i like the most are probably the P90 Asiimov and AK-47 Ice Coaled
that moment when you're playing CS2 and you see "Achievement Unlocked: Lambda Locator" popping up
yeah its fine
Love the new logo
if you notice the CT Agent also has a Lambda patch
L is to big though 😭
(and the T agent a CMB patch)
fym L is too big 😭
off to the site too much
the S is off to the site too much 😭
I hate it it's off center from prospective, but not at the same time
it's not off center
I meant that it's not off center, but it seems as it, since the L has a gap unlike what the S does
Yeah the L looks a bit different
ngl you guys spent the whole reveal trailer talking about shit
literal shit
that is
U say that as if that's a bad thing
well that is, but a update is a update
so yeah
hey man we gettin a waterfall I ain't mad
im gonna grenade myself
freaky
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @stoic fjord
You have just given @stoic fjord a reputation point!
dude do you know how much skill it takes
best trailer we've had in a while and yet all we talk about is literal shit of anomalous origin
best marketing team ever
@clever tinsel ^^^^^
I dont hate NW
anyone know when 14.0 dropping cuz that shit look fireee
Im going to like this update
So many cats that I want to hug
A buffet
What happend the servers
When hubert is having birthday?
BRO ACTUALLY PLAYS WARFRANE
hey how do you become a moderator?
For what exactly?
Are you looking to become an SCP:SL Discord moderator, OSM, or Global Moderator?
BRO DESTINY 2 IS BETTER
They usually let us know by opening a channel where we're allowed to spam ping Hubert for a certain about of time without repercussions
Unfortunately it no longer happens
oh no
idk seems like im having more fun than you friend 
my asterisk key is broken
fixed
Visit #1266667711573000212 and click on the Job Listings channel.
Fun Fact: a Covert Souvenir item is as rare as a StatTrak knife
that's why the Souvenir AWP Dragon lore is so expensive: its chance is 1 in 3906 while a StatTrak Knife's chance is 1 in 3910, with the difference that Souvenir Packages are opened way less often than cases
why u left...

For eating
Not eaten
global, I have experience with moderating kings laboratory if it helps
or forgive me what’s OSM?
Yeah, operates on the Official servers
(not the community hosted officials)
Yea
well if that’s the case either global or osm
global is internal
did all the servers just explode.
they all just dispppeared for me and the rest of roachland.
You can check #1266667711573000212 and the Job Listings channel if they're available.
!status
yes
Bot is slow
Ah
I hope we don’t get a million tickets regarding this
bro SL just completely broke for me
hi haoc
You will
Have fun
hi
is the game down rn
Steam issue, their API went down.
The reason valve is doing steam maintanence is just so they troll every tech support team in existence of a game that relies on steam API
despite being very cheap, imo the Dark Sigil is by far the best Nova Skin
uh oh
3 day mute
Might need a sticky here nathan
bro this guy was trying to report me for accidentally detain killing him but it crashed LMFAO
26 day ban
!sticky Steam API is currently down, keep an eye on https://status.scpslgame.com/
did you just ping me?
How are you doing
You going to answer me?
What happened to the server logo?
You wasted 5 seconds of my time buddy
Obv he is eating sea bunnies right now
Consider that a warning
Like we are all
Changed today
game just broke
its was as wasted as you decide it was
one more and you get a 3 day mute and a kick
Changed cause we're in Site-02 #discord-announcements
i was gonna say that it seems like the servers died
thank you, so it only shows the position’s available?
Yep

🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
Not good :(
OH
That bad huh
Hmmm It's okay but it could be better
FOR ME
lets go
ITS BACK LETS GOOO
Which XM1014 is cooler?
- Black Tie (1st)
- Heaven Guard (2nd)
- Slipstream (3rd)
white black
!maid
so the Black Tie one?
@meager slate
yeah
Shucks
!unsticky
!maid
@meager slate
bro readded it 😭
chad
let me just make it more meme'y
thank your sire
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean.

How are you doing today btw Auro
NAH
Haha
Get to cleaning
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
Me when the SL logo is cooler
I feel the sins i've committed crushing me
you're welcome.
It's getting worse
!maid
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

You killed me
Infront of my son and daughter
Atleast put a cooldown on it man
!maid
ok
sorry I was afk did someone answer your question?
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.

i LOVE skins with wooden stocks and stuff like this
5 minute cooldown
Oh @meager slate, It's time to clean the floors.
But it isn’t
Aks would be cool
yeah the cooldown starts now
ignore that
No we need bolt action snipers in scpsl
AK already has a wooden stock by default
kinda? they said go to info to look at the available applications, but i don’t see any osm does that mean none are available?
nah
bolt action PISTOLS
Snipers aren't really planned for SL
they should add the floaty laser guns back

damn i see why tho
This
fucking WELROD
I want them back
Add muskets to SL
toss a telescopic and enjoy
Add rockets
just like the GIGN
@eager wadi can I link OSM discord here or
the GIGN treated their revolver just like SL players treat theirs
like will I get automodded
until a few years ago, the GIGN used the MR73 Revolver as their secondary, and GIGN snipers used to put a Bipod and Scope on it
I have the image tho
What image?
It won’t be forgotten even if the cc goes away
!nwofficials
It will be
Nah. It won’t be
@exotic flax looks sexy
Bro enslaving the bot
At times like these I'm glad staff-memes is gone
Only in Britain
What does the maid command even do
Make fun of Auro
ping's auro
Of course
The maid command does NOT exist
A what
isnt the death save supposed to not work with it
its all a lie
It exist
on myself
Just like how you are 5ft 0
wait how much damage does greande do
You didn't need to post that
Haha
I'm probably 6 foot by now ig
Proof
How tf do I show proof
wait did they remove the job listings channel
Shout out to Jyuri's grandma
Show us your entire genetic makeup, DNA, genes and everything
good god
Can I work with you
I want detailed schematics
And his IP address
Social credit card numbers too
Don’t douse yourself now
If your mom’s phone number was typed backwards, what would it be?
Sup
Brilliant
Guys I'm cooked
@fervent quest So I just checked, NW is not currently looking to fill any of the positions I listed. But just FYI, here are what they are and their responsibilities:
Official Server Mod (OSM) - Moderate the Northwood Official servers in a manner similar to how community servers moderate their own (with some higher expectations)
Discord Mod - Moderate this Discord server's content.
Global Moderator - Handle stuff like game bans rather than server-specific bans.
For all of these you can just camp the job listings forum in the #1266667711573000212 area. If you're specifically interested in OSM, I recommend joining their Discord (run the command !nwofficials like Nathan had shown earlier). TheMasterK usually pings everyone when they open applications, and OSM is one of the easier positions to start off with from what I've heard.
Moderators for eons
Can I ban everyone
They think they can control us, we the people
I'ma control you.
This is not a democracy, this is a Discord server
Round up the moderators for immediate destruction!
thank you my friend, is there a way i get know when the pig gets enabled, also thank you so much for the through detail. is it any different on kings or ravengards?
Cannot wait until they ban everyone here
global mod is an internal job
^^
You must be in the studio for 6 months
you get a lot of special stuff
I’m Shadow and I’m taking the role of a moderator so I can ban everyone in sight, because I am the ultimate lifeform
Rp is ban here
You getting banned
Fuck
But in return…you become an evil underling of the glorious dictator
It’s not worth it…
Gotta check their servers in #454713891830759434
I heard verification is worse, soo
is*'\
They usually ping everyone in the announcements channel, since it's technically an independent server. But if you pay attention to the job listings forum, they tend to also list it there too. Also refer to Nathan's message above
True
Tech support seems easy nowadays
eh
Since the tech support channel got destroyed
i guess
And mostly tickets now
yeah
only one other person got accepted technically
Let's open a ticket for no reasons
I miss tech support channel

me and another guy used to be TA/TS, so we just came back
thank you
same
Me going into tech supports DMs to ask them the stupidest easiest to solve common sense technical issue imaginable
thank you, you two are awesome
pretty sure i used to be one of the most toxic people in this discord 😭
im surprised i didnt get perma banned years ago
i got muted like 3 times
Same
Do you get paid?
and there was issue with the old bot that would keep temp banning me despite me having no warnings (@scarlet pike if u remember that)
paid from what
Aren’t you technical support
no paid
Most of nw are volunteers
most positions aren't paid
It’s common sense they’re paid with their lives as they’re currently being held hostage
development is paid
you can usually assume a position is unpaid based on how close it is to dev
but im pretty sure its by bounty, so what you do
And if they ever quit or decide to stop working they get taken away to the darklands
Development, Managers and Directors are paid.

does he know?
Oh i forgot about that part
hubert basement
The real payment is the friends they made along the way
hubert ball < hubert basement
you're overselling it a bit much
i love the basement
it's a studio apartment
Any way to get the new SL logo on a png format?
with a shared laundry room
True
They have the luxury of laundry?
@strange niche you have it right?
They better get to work harder
Web version get animated version search gif to png
it works sometimes yeah
The logo is specific to the SL Discord server
and i yoinked that
:)
That's smart
Yippee!!
Yay!!
Fancy so very fancy i am stealing that and setting it as my pfp
oh that's funny, the two logos use different fonts
Also, web inspecting it also worked
Hey wanna eat more?
there's also these
OH YEAH
The SCP:SL logo was recently standardised too
THANKS
make your own font

#art-showcase message
This is why I was proud of you for using Zeroes Two a while back @signal niche
What ever happened to that animation of Class-D doing that funny walk..
the font enrages the jank
It was like a whole meme with 3 dudes
you should have seen what it was before
I can’t find who made the animation in your banner @fossil oxide
much better
i did
it's burned into my mind
heathens
i have beautified my profile
but look at it now
I removed the background XD
I mean that's because this was the colour used for actually making it
It's then overlayed white on export
it's so I can then do outrageous edits with ease
SL = Skibidi License
SCPSL 1999
hot pink and what not were very common
Shut up
YES
ya please shut up
omg i believe u!!!!
this looks like one of those esex mmos from the 2000s
Y’all don’t fw skibidi like I do
that is it
yk the virtual worlds type shit
Skibi toilat😎 Skibi skibi TOILAT
going to become admin just so I can ban you
and you hasher
🤑
im friends with the admin youre reported
it shall be my mission
make lab laboratory im fucking beggign you
I like it more than the other one. Still awful but ya.
guys, the funny, go get it
0.1% chance for the logo on boot to change text
i should just warn you
CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME
the goal was not to reinvent the wheel, but to clean it up
Scp sacret labortory X skibi toilet = W UPDATE
The SL logo is iconic
oh that is mean to mr dad
Cyber bullying
I don't think I've ever seen a 21:9 TikTok before
why did i just get a shadow ping
I still hate it regardless tho
I pinged you?

Continue spectating you dead bitch
This sentence would not be as funny without the Shadow profile
BRO WATCHES FACKING SONIC IN THE BIG 24
ya haha
Cope harder
it's 2008 all over again
haha how ABOUT YOU COPE MY FAXKING ASS IDIOT
FUUCK YOU\
AND YOUR SONIC
the fact you named yourself shadow the ultimate lifeform than post that is funny to me.
Because I am the ultimate lifeform
haha
!warn @white finch being toxic
hasher90991#0 has been muted in this server.
thank the gods
humorous





