general-chat

[rancid dome]

Gone, dusted

[untold wyvern]

rip

[rancid dome]

I ate it :3

[untold wyvern]

lies

[rancid dome]

Wdym, it's totally real!

[untold wyvern]

theres 1 eu server but its dead

[random schooner]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[random schooner]

How do we unlock the "get off Scott free" option? Asking for a friend

[rancid dome]

Bouta wran this man for hubert ping

[rancid dome]

Uhh... you don't sadly

It's locked behind 10 trillion paywalls

[random schooner]

Well... Start listing them

[untold wyvern]

doctor

it is doctor

idk

[rancid dome]

Ya gotta pay him 1 EUR for 10 trillion times

[wicked spade]

!wran @rancid dome Threatening users with moderating powers

[snow umbra]

@wicked spade has wranned noemi_ Reason: Threatening users with moderating powers

[random schooner]

Cool, I'll just give it to him and steal it back

[rancid dome]

Theres a reason I even said wran 😭

[random schooner]

!wran @rancid dome Anime girl PFP

[snow umbra]

@random schooner has wranned noemi_ Reason: Anime girl PFP

[wicked spade]

thats why i wranned you B)

[untold wyvern]

!wran @random schooner disrespetc

[rancid dome]

Lol

[untold wyvern]

wran

please

[wicked spade]

krill issue

[random schooner]

Skill issue

[untold wyvern]

!wran @random schooner disrespect

[snow umbra]

@untold wyvern has wranned puffy786 Reason: disrespect

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516504307902971904/1099402199550935040/DCFF65FB-D91C-4C9B-AFA6-0C3F1510969C.gif

[random schooner]

!wran @untold wyvern Skill issue

[gaunt talon]

Billions must wran

[untold wyvern]

skill issue

[random schooner]

Ah I guess you can only do it once in a while

[wicked spade]

!wran @snow umbra ban this guy

[snow umbra]

@wicked spade has wranned CASSIE Reason: ban this guy

[random schooner]

no u

[untold wyvern]

!wran @random schooner skill issue

[snow umbra]

@untold wyvern has wranned puffy786 Reason: skill issue

[gaunt talon]

All of Cassie commands have a cooldown

[untold wyvern]

!lang gibberish

funny

[random schooner]

!wran @snow umbra Cool down issue

[snow umbra]

@random schooner has wranned CASSIE Reason: Cool down issue

[rancid dome]

Should probably stop overusing the command now

[untold wyvern]

!langgibberish

should be a command

[rancid dome]

Sorry, we only speak Engrich

[random schooner]

You heard it everyone, we are all banned for speaking English instead of Engrich

[rancid dome]

Exactly!!! This man gets it

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942378397030555729/1045101719203364944/SirFletcher.gif

[random schooner]

Petition to change the official language from Engrich to ye old English

[rancid dome]

English's the second language here

[untold wyvern]

engrinch is gonna be the language on christmas

[rancid dome]

Yea yea

[random schooner]

Klingon server when?

[rancid dome]

When I feel like it

(It's never happening, ever)

[untold wyvern]

why is never a word

but not bever

mever

[rancid dome]

Why not tho

[untold wyvern]

why

[hoary nexus]

You should work at English

[untold wyvern]

bever sounds like a small animal

[hoary nexus]

Crazy

Kinda like

A beaver

[rancid dome]

I agree

[untold wyvern]

thats a word?

[rancid dome]

He should

[hoary nexus]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-beaver-walk-beaver-hug-gif-3230734869832725232

Beaver

[rancid dome]

Can we have English II?

[gaunt talon]

We shalt talketh in shakespearean english

[untold wyvern]

bever will have bigger hands and bigger teeth

[hoary nexus]

Wanna know something

Bever is dutch for beaver

[untold wyvern]

wait

what about mever

[hoary nexus]

No that's nothing

[untold wyvern]

new word

mever

idk what it means yet

[gaunt talon]

Mewer

[hoary nexus]

No

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[untold wyvern]

homhomhomhomhom

[gaunt talon]

homhomhomhomhom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

Haha yup that's me

[untold wyvern]

homhom

[buoyant helm]

this game better be good

[untold wyvern]

22 gb

[tough tapir]

bobr kurwa

[pearl anvil]

fuck mtf man

i shoulda had that

[shut carbon]

I quit this game man

Wtf is this bro

[pearl anvil]

Ambush ruined by guy using meta build

How did he have better accuracy than me while jumping around

[patent bear]

SL is cruel

everything makes the minimal amount of sense

[pearl anvil]

Remove the crossvec

[magic vortex]

Remove 096.

[untold wyvern]

20 days without skibidi toilet

https://tenor.com/view/pogs-twitch-emote-twitch-emote-7tv-gif-5692875170737247806

[somber raptor]

Bro got 42 games and only like 3 of them installed

So anyways if you look above Deadlock you can find what you should actually be playing: Counter-Strike 2

[untold wyvern]

yeah

[meager slate]

You should play Valorant

[untold wyvern]

below

lethal company

even tho i dont have it i know its good

[somber raptor]

Worst mistake ever

[untold wyvern]

i dont think he has valorant

[meager slate]

Best decision ever

[somber raptor]

Good

[buoyant helm]

CS2 keeps freezing mid game so i cant play it

its a shame since i got a cool ass AK 47 skin from the marketplace with a cool ass music kit

[buoyant helm]

i have but no friends

[buoyant helm]

i have but my friends dont play it no more

[somber raptor]

What skin and music kit are they?
(Also you should avoid buying from the marketplace)

[untold wyvern]

project playtime was kinda fun for the first time

[somber raptor]

Go on public lobbies

Sometimes when you don't know the other guys it's even funnier

[somber raptor]

WHY DO YOU HAVE VRCHAT

[untold wyvern]

idk

[buoyant helm]

steam marketplace btw

[somber raptor]

What about the music kit

[buoyant helm]

someone put this poor FT AK47 Slate with 2 holos and 2 other high valued stickers

on the marketplace

for two bucks

the sentimental value is def worth 1000x more

[buoyant helm]

mocha petal, there's a long story regarding why

back then my steam username was "de_inferno" (my fav :GO map) and as i was searching for a music kit i stumbled across Mocha Petal

[somber raptor]

I have StatTrak™️ EZ4ENCE
And for the ak rn i have Uncharted but i'm getting an Ice Coaled

[buoyant helm]

i was like "hmm this reminds me of inferno" and so i bought it

[buoyant helm]

EZ4ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE

[buoyant helm]

oversaturated as hell but still hype

[somber raptor]

Dens putted upperbelt

@buoyant helm what do you think about the AK-47 Ice Coaled? (The one i'm getting)

[buoyant helm]

very good pick if it's FN/FT

otherwise it looks like shit since the paint breaks off

[somber raptor]

Yeah Ice Coaled is like asiimov: beyond FT it looks like shit

[buoyant helm]

yeah that's my cutoff point for most skins

FT as the usual

MW if im feeling rich

FN if i've got LOADSAMONEYY!

[visual acorn]

Cows

[buoyant helm]

L O D S OF E M O N E

WHAS DAT SPELL?

LOADSAMONEY!

probably

[untold wyvern]

@somber raptor i didnt know you were on aftermath

[crystal reef]

Doesn't show am staff

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976987347843420190/1041711735586963527/RDT_20221108_0928358508393741770941591-1.gif

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

oh

[crystal reef]

wall of roles

[crystal reef]

xD

[plush bolt]

fuck I thought that was a freaky bug on my phone for a sec

[crystal reef]

lmaoooo

[plush bolt]

scared me lmao

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-attack-rat-attack-have-at-thee-gif-11648161592664583090

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[somber cliff]

запущено nice sneaky

[meager slate]

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-stock-image-gif-27117830

[somber cliff]

why meeee !

[lethal scroll]

My collection

[meager slate]

Very good but why the shoe on the carpet

[somber cliff]

how many that cost

[lethal scroll]

I honestly don't know

[lethal scroll]

I also have a crate full of over 1000 assorted loose Legos

[vernal jolt]

Watching anime is boring asf

[somber cliff]

cat lovers chat

[untold wyvern]

cat loafers

[somber cliff]

[rancid dome]

On some, I kinda agree

Can't say much tho when I watch just a few

[meager slate]

[somber cliff]

depending on what kind of anime you watch

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/478224237065273344/1167900354785050725/Albert_scientist_Nikola_D-class.gif

[rancid dome]

yeah, that is pretty much it

[wicked spade]

mods, smol question, 2 warns wiped after a month right

[somber cliff]

[wicked spade]

[somber cliff]

Maybe if you got two warns at once or something.

[wicked spade]

idk it hasn't been cleared :/

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663322156746276894/1252350826119303189/YW5jqTG.gif?ex=66d2cc58&is=66d17ad8&hm=7d10c0985f2553d03336a6783c89106094ae2b7b7b6e2aa0cc29ce6dafd93521&

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smacking-other-cat-cat-cat-smack-cat-swat-gif-10347810988835752163

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[rancid dome]

Not telling :3

[random schooner]

But without that info how can I min-max my trolling?

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-scp-gif-19447251

[rancid dome]

Better yet, just always do min :D

[wicked spade]

:c

[rancid dome]

or not at all

[eager wadi]

read the #server-rules to find out

[random schooner]

A little bit of trolling, as a treat?

[eager wadi]

[untold wyvern]

i dont wanna read rules

im lazy

[rancid dome]

Shouldntve told them

[random schooner]

Yeah leave that for the nerds

[eager wadi]

im removing the silly of your name

!rename @untold wyvern man

[snow umbra]

Done.

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942378397030555729/1045101719203364944/SirFletcher.gif

[rancid dome]

nice

[hearty stirrup]

man man

[untold wyvern]

im man

[wicked spade]

man.

[wicked spade]

dear god IM GONNA WAIT FOR 1 MORE MONTH?

[untold wyvern]

IM SMART

I AM SMART

[random schooner]

Just develop 79, and force him to hack into Hubert's computer and have him unwarn you

[eager wadi]

[wicked spade]

sounds logical

[untold wyvern]

smart man?

[rancid dome]

silly man only

[random schooner]

You just need to level him up first by having him help kill people, ez pz

[wicked spade]

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[rustic forum]

https://tenor.com/view/pull-the-trigger-fire-pistol-bullet-shoot-gif-14079588

[vernal jolt]

Skill issue

[rancid dome]

rip embed

[untold wyvern]

ok

i'll read if you say im a smart man

[vernal jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomiesrus-coraline-other-mother-demon-banging-on-screen-gif-11063676817157644357

I'm not letting anyone sleep tonight

[rustic forum]

You are a smart man

[untold wyvern]

not scary

[somber cliff]

phen 228

[somber cliff]

just scp-650 more scary then that

[untold wyvern]

@wicked spade

[rancid dome]

No way, he read it

:O

[vernal jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-939-scp-939-gif-3208368372609716624

[somber cliff]

[vernal jolt]

Whqt ill search thst thing

[rustic forum]

🔫

[vernal jolt]

Nahh

[untold wyvern]

whqt

[vernal jolt]

Nothing is scary about 650

[untold wyvern]

thst

[somber cliff]

in every second that think can stay behind you...

[vernal jolt]

I'd like to

[random schooner]

As the server's verified scare rater, how do you feel about SCP-078-J?

[vernal jolt]

I'll bring a Com 18 with me, so it's not that big of a deal

[somber cliff]

trash

SCP-087-B that think... i have nightmares...

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[untold wyvern]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[untold wyvern]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[tough tapir]

The wheel is broken

[somber raptor]

Then fix it

[bleak coral]

!096

[craggy obsidian]

How do you go about proving you have your own verified server?

[tough tapir]

I can't fix it

He has to

[meager slate]

What do you mean?

[craggy obsidian]

For the Site director role I mean.

...

I got automodded.

[meager slate]

Oh. Hit me up in DMs

[somber raptor]

!hostrole command in the server console iirc

[snow umbra]

Do it in your servers console, Most I will do is laugh at you

[somber raptor]

Shut up cassie

[eager wadi]

[craggy obsidian]

What...

[somber raptor]

Do !hostrole in your server's console and follow the instructions

[craggy obsidian]

👍

[lethal scroll]

My collectors edition statues

BioShock infinite, BioShock, Wolfenstein, and Dying Light 2

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[fallow forge]

Someone should do something about this

PLAAAAAANK

Oh wait he ain't online

@meager slate hello bro

[vernal jolt]

Why do I always think you have a lipstick in your profile picture?

💄

[lethal scroll]

@eager wadi we need help

[eager wadi]

!tempban @fallow stream scam links

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos for now.

[somber cliff]

Blud thinks he's god

[tough tapir]

@meager slate flatworm friday

https://tenor.com/view/flatworm-flatworms-picmix-blingee-worm-gif-25200203

[meager slate]

[rancid dome]

He kinda is though

[strange niche]

Meet Lumpy the chiropractor.

He's got that name because he will obliterate your spine at canter

[eager wadi]

only god is god

[craggy obsidian]

💀

[wicked spade]

[craggy obsidian]

Hello maria

[wicked spade]

hello shogun, go back to atlas stinky :p

[craggy obsidian]

naw

I own an sl servuh

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

[rancid dome]

Dee with another W

[strange trellis]

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

common dee W

[untold wyvern]

holy moly your luck is insane

dee again?

[wicked spade]

hey, this wheel is CHEATED, NOT ENOUGH DEE'S IN

[rancid dome]

Yeah ikr

Dee should try the lottery

[strange trellis]

true

[wicked spade]

(s)he's just lucky

[untold wyvern]

too much luck bro

[strange trellis]

"he"

[wicked spade]

oh dear god NO

NOT AGAIN

[hallow belfry]

gambit in fortnite shop

huge

[strange trellis]

you have done the grave error of being off by one letter

[wicked spade]

what is my punishment my lord

[strange trellis]

jeff in garbage game shop

[strange trellis]

death

[hallow belfry]

this guys hasn't experienced fortnite fallguys

he doesn't know

[wicked spade]

[hallow belfry]

you live a bland life

you haven't faced true adversity

Fortnite fallguys gamemode will make you into a new man

[strange trellis]

yes cause it will probably make me less of a man

I only do MANLY things like talking about how much of a MAN i am

[hallow belfry]

you aren't even a fall guy

you're a fall girl

👎

more like a FAIL guy.

[strange trellis]

no

[hallow belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hard-being-epic-world-of-fail-lego-joker-gif-23099853

[strange trellis]

I am a John "Scholar" Souls

[hallow belfry]

you're a cheap dee knockoff

[strange trellis]

thank you

[hallow belfry]

don't emote with me.... don't even box pvp with me.... we're done.

🚬

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-steamhappy-steam-gif-15962661574841232894

[strange trellis]

sir i dont emote

I gesture

[distant cove]

I type act dance in Garry’s Mod Console

[tough tapir]

Ah yes

A 22 hour video with no name

This will be gud

[strange trellis]

probably not as good as a random 5-30 second clip with no thumbnail

[fallow kite]

Guys I have a funny totally hypothetical question

[tough tapir]

Usually get some japanese music with channels that have obscured name and video title

[wicked spade]

oh god

[tough tapir]

Its like finding a hidden gem on your feed

[fallow kite]

So let's imagine I use customteams on my server and want to make some subclasses that don't really have any harmful abilities or abilities that give you an advantage, but rather something that has as much harmless (but annoying) trolling potential as poasible

What would y'alls suggestions be

😏

[fallow kite]

Hey man see it wasn't that bad

[fresh wyvern]

Some scientist subclass with taser

[fallow kite]

Too boring

Something more creative

[fresh wyvern]

Nah

[fallow kite]

This is too basic

[strange trellis]

you should make a subclass that shits itself and then deletes the game

[fresh wyvern]

Stopping cds while they try to run from scps

[fallow kite]

harmless trolling

I mean ok it doesn't have to be THAT harmless

It's just that straight up stopping someone in place is

Meh

[wicked spade]

add a subclass called scp that is hostile to humans

[fresh wyvern]

I don't think there is possibility to troll someone harmlessly

[wicked spade]

add clown and honk

[fallow kite]

Just no grenades or damage

That's what I meant

[wicked spade]

never gets old

[fresh wyvern]

Taser isn't really harmful

[fallow kite]

I'm already known as the clown they'll expect that

[fallow kite]

Yes but as I said it's basic

[fresh wyvern]

Just to stop someone annoying whos following you

Sleeping pills

[fallow kite]

I can just close doors to slow em down but for trolling I need something ORIGINAL

[fresh wyvern]

That can sometimes spawn instead of regular painkillers

[fallow kite]

How will they work

[fresh wyvern]

Sometimes not

[fresh wyvern]

Put someone to sleep for some time

[fallow kite]

Yeah but

[fresh wyvern]

Blackscreen

[fallow kite]

How are you gonna do that

[fresh wyvern]

Idk man

[fallow kite]

There's an effect for blackscreen?

[fresh wyvern]

Plugins

[fresh wyvern]

Yes

I don't remember what's it called

[craggy obsidian]

The inverter, Make it flip someone's screen but keep their controls the same, Lasts 5-10 seconds

[fallow kite]

What the hell I had a Mr. House avatar just a few days ago

[fresh wyvern]

I don't think there is plugin for that

[fresh wyvern]

I might be wrong but

[fallow kite]

It's gotta actually be doable

[craggy obsidian]

There is

[fallow kite]

SCP:SL isn't exactly known for its modding capability

[fresh wyvern]

My bad then

[craggy obsidian]

It's a simple command

[fallow kite]

Tell

[craggy obsidian]

So the normal Scale For playermodels is 1 correct

[fresh wyvern]

That would require you to sit on the server all the time

Electrician role would be nicd

[fallow kite]

Yes

[fresh wyvern]

Nice

[fallow kite]

Why

[fresh wyvern]

Being able to turn off the lights at some point of the game

[craggy obsidian]

If you have it setscale someone being looked at when you push a button, have it do Scale -1 And it flips them upside down, I'm not sure if it inverts their screen though.

[tough tapir]

Woah, I can do my occupation irl and in SL too

[fallow kite]

Exists

[craggy obsidian]

This could all be done with Custom events Plugin

[fresh wyvern]

No other way except for plugins

[fallow kite]

That's why I said I need something interesting because most of the basic ideas that come to mind first already exist

[fallow kite]

That's what plugins are for

[craggy obsidian]

If you wanna do trolling and not have plugins , and not be on the server all the time, you are dumb.

[fresh wyvern]

Yeah i didn't mean 079

[craggy obsidian]

Nothing will happen

[fallow kite]

So it looks like they're Dinnerbone'd for other players?

[somber raptor]

use the AdminTools plugin if you want the size command and other funny commands

[craggy obsidian]

I'm referring to setting up the Custom role and ability to flip people

[somber raptor]

yeah the size command

[craggy obsidian]

But yes, That works for doing it from The Pannel

[strange niche]

Adding roles is the beginning of turning SCPSL into Space Station 13

[somber raptor]

negative size flips people

[craggy obsidian]

Correct!

Does it flip their screen though?

[fresh wyvern]

I think most people prefer playing on non-modded servers

[strange niche]

Last time I played heavy modded I got a legitimate nosebleed

It actually impacts you physically

[fresh wyvern]

Yeah that's what i'm talking about

[tame hollow]

Did you even get the degree yet

[tough tapir]

Soon

[craggy obsidian]

Chaos theory moment

[fallow kite]

Do you have a screenshot of a -1 size player from another player's pespective

[tame hollow]

Good to know, one way to get blood donos

[fresh wyvern]

Its already hard enought playing with all the kids with no social filter

[fallow kite]

That's exactly what we're aiming for

[fresh wyvern]

Not talking about both

[craggy obsidian]

No but I know what it looks like

Literally just imagine a playermodel upside down

[fresh wyvern]

That's a good way to dis

Die

[tough tapir]

Secret Lab Site 13

[fallow kite]

Does it make the player's camera be at the very bottom and are there any other issues with gameplay due to the player model being inverted

[tough tapir]

Waiting for the addition of clowns

[brazen shuttle]

space site 02

[craggy obsidian]

Unsure

If I could get ingame rn I could tell you

[fallow kite]

Eh I'll try setting up a server tomorrow and try it

Thank you for the idea

[craggy obsidian]

👍

[tough tapir]

Labotrauma

[wicked spade]

do you remember when barotrauma was free? i miss those days

[strange niche]

I should make cigars add a temporary skill bonus to helm

That would be really funny

[strange niche]

To be fair the entire Barotrauma code base is free to download on GitHub

So it's technically free so long as you have the content data

[wicked spade]

me big dumb me cant even download github lol

[fringe cedar]

Hmm, an old-school first-person shooter, I wonder what they could be referencing…..

[random schooner]

Fuck it, make it also remove husk infection, the smoke just kills the husk

[hollow kelp]

Hey guys, question to an OG scp sl player: what was the weapon manager tablet?

I started playing scp sl like 1 ago

It was removed right?

[somber cliff]

GitHub can be downloaded??

[eager wadi]

it was to drop ammo, place it on the workstation to apply weapon attachments and turn on 079 generators

[strange niche]

I mean, yeah

Depends on what you mean by download GitHub

https://github.com/FakeFishGames/Barotrauma but here

There's the entire code

[sharp basin]

What

[normal blaze]

whats the most populer server

[strong dune]

The official ones

[normal blaze]

of eng language

[strong dune]

The US ones

[normal blaze]

[strong dune]

I mean like usually all speak English

[normal blaze]

yes i want speak english

i find the us east server

[ember blade]

What if instead of scp secret laboratory it was scp freaky laboratory

[eager wadi]

no

[cloud holly]

Did central servers just go down?

[eager wadi]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[cloud holly]

rip

Your having problems too rn?

[strange drift]

Bro

[nocturne viper]

gatya

[strange drift]

Where are servers

[eager wadi]

looks normal

[cloud holly]

Yea its broke then

[cloud holly]

this is fake

[strange drift]

Game broke

[uncut jay]

it broke 💀

[pallid wharf]

!status

[cloud holly]

status is lying to you

[gray path]

yes

[nocturne viper]

gatya

[proud raptor]

did sl servers died?

[strong relic]

yh

[strange drift]

Technical support wake up

[cloud holly]

They are like half dying

[normal blaze]

When will version 14.0 be available

[fallow kite]

Is the game down

[sleek estuary]

chat

[fallow kite]

Cuz i cant connect

[sleek estuary]

its over

north Korea is attacking

[cloud holly]

They are coming in and out of consiouness like someone just hit it in the temple

xD

[sleek estuary]

they just nuked central servers

[eager wadi]

tech support cant fix such lol

[proud raptor]

why did servers died?

[cloud holly]

rip

[fallow kite]

guys what are the friends thing in servers

[sleek estuary]

lets blame steam

[fallow kite]

i dont have friends

[normal blaze]

only one person is n.korea can use internet

[frank lark]

they just took down the most important line to ever exist

fuck the silos

[strange drift]

Hubert Moszka Pls wake up 😭

[frank lark]

lets get the servers

[naive basalt]

it back :v

[cloud holly]

lmao

[fallow kite]

ITS BACK ON

[proud raptor]

never mind, its back

lol

[fallow kite]

I JUST XONNECTED TO CHAOS THEORY

[eager wadi]

yeah its steam api having issues

[sleek estuary]

called it lol

[frank lark]

im blaming keir starmer and the labour supermajority

[sleek estuary]

steam moment

[eager wadi]

sorry for your loss

[sleek estuary]

fr

[fallow kite]

nathan i know what my servers are

[cloud holly]

lol real

[strange drift]

Servers are lagging as hell

[fallow kite]

real

[proud raptor]

1000 mbs 😢

XD

[strange drift]

Hubert Moszka potato died

[normal blaze]

which server lagging bad

[fallow kite]

Imma try cursee laboratory

[eager wadi]

steam api having its time.

[velvet anvil]

Can someone explain to me why my second steam account can connect to servers but as soon as i get in with my main Account everyone stands still after 2 seconds and i cant do anything except disconnect

[lunar siren]

Is it still not fixed?

[lunar siren]

Probably cus you did the valorant quest on discord

[velvet anvil]

lmao

[solar oar]

hih

hi

[lunar siren]

Hih 👋

[solar oar]

hru

[lunar siren]

Good n u

[solar oar]

!rep @lunar siren

Reason : Nice pfp

[snow umbra]

Member "@lunar siren

Reason : Nice pfp" not found.

[solar oar]

all good

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[lunar siren]

Oh thanks bro

[hard kernel]

help pls server

[solar oar]

np dude

[solar oar]

hi

[hard kernel]

hi

help pls

[solar oar]

Oh wait

maybe ur serv is offline

[hard kernel]

?

[solar oar]

or others demands are ongoing

wait a bit

[hard kernel]

you help pls?

go voice

[solar oar]

i cant

rn

[hard kernel]

cafeteria #1

pls

[solar oar]

i said i cant

[hard kernel]

I am Russian if anything through a translator

I'll write

[solar oar]

i said

i cant

😭

[hard kernel]

Please explain what to do

[eager wadi]

Hi, open a server ticket in #technical-support

[hard kernel]

As you can see, I've been waiting for 5 days

[solar oar]

^hi nathan

[solid echo]

There is nothing they can do

Mfw new member has no patience

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493087700920827914/1127756366442934362/image_2023-07-09_191743210.gif

[untold wyvern]

guys

rate my editing

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/izYWrM1YYRCNvJXMD/d1337KpxoW1f?invite=cr-MSx3VG4sMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

it makes people watch it

cool right

[olive forge]

it SUCKS

[mystic summit]

!rep @sleek estuary

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sleek estuary a reputation point!

[mystic summit]

did you know the arcana is the means by which all is revealed

[olive forge]

give me 100,000$ and I’ll say it’s good

!rep @untold wyvern

[snow umbra]

You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!

[olive forge]

looks good tho

[untold wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516504307902971904/1099402199550935040/DCFF65FB-D91C-4C9B-AFA6-0C3F1510969C.gif

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 8 hours, 19 minutes, 53 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[olive forge]

me always

[sleek estuary]

!rep @mystic summit

[snow umbra]

You have just given @mystic summit a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

is no one else gonna rate the edit

[eager wadi]

an old person would suffer a sensory overload from it

[untold wyvern]

its good for young people

they get motivation

from seeing the amount of things happening on screen

[fossil oxide]

I feel like I just saw a FPS kill memetic agent

[untold wyvern]

that looks like an iroh video thumbnail

yep

knew it

[fossil oxide]

Is it part of a video thumbnail?

What's the source?

[untold wyvern]

iroh

his newest video

[quasi epoch]

iroh is brainrot

[orchid kraken]

its always wheres nathan but never hows nathan?

[random schooner]

TBF so is the rest of the popular SCP videos on youtube

[olive forge]

SCP videos always feel forced

the only ones I ever liked was frisky

[shut carbon]

Amazing

[orchid kraken]

most of scp sl videos i see are sweating in the game

[shut carbon]

!rep @untold wyvern

[snow umbra]

You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!

[random schooner]

I remember when SCP explained videos actually tried and weren't clickbait

[olive forge]

trvthnvke

[merry perch]

prime frisky vs every other scp sl youtuber

[olive forge]

frisky solos

[cursive canyon]

when 26.0?

[merry perch]

fr

[agile basin]

everybody in this server will be long gone by then

[cursive canyon]

fr

[shut carbon]

those days were legendary

Minecraft actually had stuff in their updates back then as well

[agile basin]

when they don’t post 10 hour supercompilations

every other day

[quick knot]

Most minecraft updates have been on the smaller side of things

There was a major updated dedicated to polar bears and magma blocks

And another one for bees

[shut carbon]

the last actually big update would probably be either the wild update or the caves and cliffs one

[quick knot]

Which those updates aren't common

I never get the "why are minecraft updates so small" hate all of sudden. When they are pretty much the same size as they have been since launch

I think nether and caves updates just caused people to want every update to be that size

[patent bear]

it's more like

the new features just aren't interesting for most people

[quick knot]

Probably that

[patent bear]

so the update feels smaller

not everyone cares about like

new copper blocks

and the trials are kind of a thing that's like

[quick knot]

Let when you do research. They are the average size

[patent bear]

once you've done one you've seen them all

[quick knot]

And it isn't even a post Microsoft thing

1.6 was the horse update

1.8 added ocean temples and slime blocks

[patent bear]

pre 13.0 had terrible updates

[quick knot]

1.3 was trading and desert temples

[pearl anvil]

I would be fine with the size of minecraft updates if they didn’t suck

[patent bear]

i mean 1.30

SL brain rot

[quick knot]

Minecraft updates were always small

[patent bear]

what the fuck i'm still wrong

my brain is fried dawg

1.13

there

[quick knot]

1.13?

Update Aquatic

[pearl anvil]

“hello it is john minecraft, we are adding a new material which you can only craft one thing with, and we will never touch it again”

[patent bear]

why have i been fucking up things up until the 3rd message correcting myself

[pearl anvil]

Dog armour could have easily been made of turtle shells

[quick knot]

1.13 was like the first large update for minecraft since it reworked the ocean biomes. And by large I mean by what modern minecrafers on the forums call large.

[patent bear]

mine straight down in one biome nowadays and your whole inventory is filled

[patent bear]

that's why i was trying to say that pre 1.13 updates weren't all that good

[quick knot]

Yeah. They were all small.

Just like current day

[pearl anvil]

Minecraft adds far too much random useless shit

[patent bear]

they've also set a much higher standard for updates

[pearl anvil]

there was absolutely no reason to make the echo shard exist

[patent bear]

before getting some bum ass mob that had a fairly useless niche was a big deal

[quick knot]

They also like to do a cycle

Minor major update --> then the big major update

They did all the massive villager changes

Then did a bee update

Then they did nether

[pearl anvil]

I’m happy with the amount of content they release in a certain amount of time

[patent bear]

1.19 1.20 and 1.21 have all felt kind of ass

1.21 is the best one out of them

[pearl anvil]

just wish the content was good

[patent bear]

but the main piece of content is lootcrates inside of a very samey structure

[brazen shuttle]

makes sense since 1.21 is where they finally got out of the cave & cliffs debt

[quick knot]

I like the idea of being able to loot a dungeon after another player did

Also those crates only keep track of a certain number of players

I think up to 168. After that it deletes the oldest one

So if you play a large server. They can be looted forever

[patent bear]

i will definitely use my infinite diamond block glitch using like 170 bot accounts

[shut carbon]

Nobody really uses any of the new features.

[quick knot]

Oldest anarchy server on minecraft creating slave labor again to farm diamonds

[shut carbon]

I use baritone to farm stuff for me 🤑

[patent bear]

i think if they're going to add content it should actually impact the game in a unique way

[quick knot]

But yeah. Those lootchest and their memory actually made diamonds renewable. Not the most useful but just a funny side affect

[patent bear]

trials were cool at first but they got old quick

cause they're all the same

[shut carbon]

hey guys welcome back to my staus page today we are going to be looking into why all of my fucking minecraft servers shut down

[quick knot]

Seeing the community react over the trials was funny

Being back and forth

[shut carbon]

Only thing i use them for is bulbs

[quick knot]

Like. Mojang added skeletons firing poison arrows in there. The community started sending in suggestions to make this be its own mob

[somber raptor]

hm

[quick knot]

Mojang did. Giving us the bogged

[somber raptor]

okay it fixed

[patent bear]

loot is pretty good but i'm just not interested in tracking down a billion different underground structures for loot i could probably get more of in half the time

[quick knot]

Then the community complained they added a skeleton reskin.

[shut carbon]

💀

[patent bear]

who's the wise guy that made them cost a blaze rod

[shut carbon]

probs kingbdogz

guy always loves making recipes suck ass

he cooks with making shit

[patent bear]

be wary of community members turned staff

[shut carbon]

then maked the recipes expensive as hell

[quick knot]

The new minecart changes are cool though

[patent bear]

take notes northwood

[patent bear]

they changed them?

[shut carbon]

gotta love it

[quick knot]

Yes

[shut carbon]

pink man 18 wanted minecarts

[quick knot]

They fall of rails during turns less and pick up mobs

[patent bear]

cool ig

[quick knot]

There is a gamerule for changing their max speed

[shut carbon]

minceraft gave pink man 18 minecarts

[patent bear]

still terrible transportation

[quick knot]

They plan on giving it a higher max speed without the command. It is just for testing

[shut carbon]

send villagers into fucking outer space simulator

[quick knot]

Biggest one though, is minecarts have momentum

[patent bear]

i'd hope so

[patent bear]

ok that's pretty good actually

[quick knot]

So they will actually fly off the rails if they go fast up an incline

Making them great tnt cannons

[shut carbon]

Is that a gamerule or not

[patent bear]

how will this affect my totally real minecart track that goes fully vertically up a mountain

[shut carbon]

because I didn't see it when I made a villager fly into the rings of saturn

[quick knot]

No gamerule

You do need to make the speed high and let the minecart build up speed for it to be noticeable

Also it took less than 24 hours for someone to fire a TNT minecart at two towers

When you give people the tools. That will always be recreated.

[shut carbon]

A nice touch would be if the minecarts tilted slightly after going around a corner

[quick knot]

https://fxtwitter.com/KonciTheLock/status/1824110300574212185

[shut carbon]

20 means 20 blocks per second

right?

[quick knot]

Stole this from Tamer

[quick knot]

Yeah

[patent bear]

i'm 100% using this for stupid fucking mechanisms

can it land on other cart rails

[quick knot]

Also they added small and large salmon

[patent bear]

best bedrock feature

holy shit

[quick knot]

And baby dolphins and squids

[shut carbon]

This is what I did to my villagers

[patent bear]

it only took them 2 trillion years

[shut carbon]

but they went into the stratosphere

[patent bear]

it has no horizontal momentum past a certain point too

it can latch onto other rails right

when it lands

i gotta know

[quick knot]

Oh yeah

They made it so it latches onto rails easier

[patent bear]

this is really good

[vivid elbow]

🐊

[patent bear]

can use the redstone i'd use on powered rails to make my doohickey that saves like 30 rails by sending myself into the atmosphere

[agile basin]

i heard the redstone community isn’t very happy about the removal of stacking minecarts (and some other changes)

[patent bear]

i don't really gaf about the redstone community as long as my wacky contraptions work

and it happens none of them use minecart stacking

[shut carbon]

guys...

what language is the dedicated server system in SCP SL made in...

I must know....

[agile basin]

well apparently redstone dust can’t trigger block updates or something anymore

[shut carbon]

I definitely wont reverse engineer the dedicated server system and make my own

[quick knot]

Oh. Projectiles shot through nether portals will now have a 2 tick cooldown before they can go through another portal. (Previously was 15 seconds)

This seems interesting for ender pearl stuff

[quick knot]

Yeah. They are doing experimental changes with redstone

[agile basin]

binary

[shut carbon]

on it

[quick knot]

They have been listening to the redstone community though

Minecart stacking was added back with dispensers

[patent bear]

damn that one actually affects some of my doohickies i think

[shut carbon]

they reduced it

lemme find the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt_hy6FF_P4

[quick knot]

Iirc. The recent snapshot did fix the issue where redstone dust couldn't trigger block updates

It was a bug after all

[patent bear]

ok good

[shut carbon]

you know how redstone dust used to trigger pistons from 2 blocks away

[quick knot]

No

[shut carbon]

Over here is the part where he yaps about neighbour updates

redstone dust sends out like 9219321931293129 million neighbour updates in one go

here is the part

1 block vs 1 redstone dust

[quick knot]

Wow

[shut carbon]

The dust isn't connected to the piston but still updates it

[quick knot]

What is this black magic

Oh and in other news

They are finally working on bundles again

Meaning this will be the last update where people can use the "Caves and Cliffs Part X" joke

And have to make an original joke now

[patent bear]

bundles are the definition of a band aid fix

why did it take them 4 years to add it into the game?

[quick knot]

I think they had issues with Bedrock UI

It is also was just a low priority item I guess

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-experience-fish-minecraft-gif-25947890

[hoary nexus]

He got turned into a chair

[brazen shuttle]

you're next

[meager slate]

[brazen shuttle]

that thing as well

[meager slate]

Cant turn a 1cm small bunny into a chair

[light dagger]

Who are the people we can contact by private message regarding bans for cheating ?

[meager slate]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[light dagger]

@eager wadi sorry in advance for the ping but I can't contact you by private message and I can't add you as a friend either, so I'm talking to you here, I would need to speak with someone higher up because it concerns the bans for cheating and @meager slate I can't contact them here because I'm not banned

actually it's not me who is banned

[eager wadi]

(im not the correct person either)

[eager wadi]

.

[light dagger]

ah ok thx

but I would like to speak with the staff anyway because I sincerely think that there were errors concerning certain bans for cheating (I am not questioning your work but I simply think that there were errors sometimes)

[eager wadi]

have you sent them the link.

[subtle kraken]

can northword please have 3 eu servers 🙏

[light dagger]

"Hello,

The computer you are currently playing on has been used for cheating in the past, therefore this computer can no longer be used to play SCP: Secret Laboratory and all accounts used on this computer are automatically banned.

The ban will not be revoked as we have a zero tolerance policy for the use of cheats.

Northwood Studios Appeal Team"

This is the message my friend received, but I would like to speak to them directly because I think my friend forgot to say certain things

and that's why they don't accept his request

I would like to write them a very long message explaining in detail the problem that exists

[eager wadi]

give @runic wren a message

[light dagger]

thx man

[somber cliff]

Wow

Who are real using cheats in this game

[light dagger]

It's Tchoupie2LaTess (even if he doesn't cheat)

[void brook]

real

[light dagger]

he is just extremely strong, on a server named "cult of the mantis" I went through the same thing, they banned me permanently for cheating but I managed by talking to them calmly and showing them videos of my gameplays to get me unbanned

[fossil zodiac]

Just don't cheat duh

[meager slate]

Wait, you were banned from a server for cheating?

[void brook]

Who cheating at this game ?

[meager slate]

@light dagger

[void brook]

Yeah thats is real

Ban him pls

[fossil zodiac]

Auro Im guessing by his message above it was by Northwood as it was signed by them

[fossil zodiac]

.

[meager slate]

Yeah but that's a reply for an appeal

[void brook]

Yes but he not cheating

its a error

[meager slate]

The way he worded the second message, it sounds like a server ban

[light dagger]

yes but not now bc I proof i didn't cheat

with video

and I show all my file

[fossil zodiac]

He's asking if your Friend is banned from the Server or the Game

[light dagger]

ah

game

not server

[somber cliff]

Hm

[fossil zodiac]

@meager slate ^

[meager slate]

Alright

[light dagger]

I find that in this game when you are strong, you are immediately suspected of cheating.

This is not the first time I've seen this

I just want justice to be done properly

he has 1800 hours of play I know that's not a valid argument for an unban request but it at least proves the interest he has for this game

[solemn flame]

i mean someone who donated like 2000 dollars can still cheat and get banned

[light dagger]

still he would have barely 100 hours of play still he would have barely 100 hours of play

[solemn flame]

theres no exceptions

[light dagger]

wow

[solemn flame]

if you unban one guy because "hes interested in the game" you have to unban everyone

[light dagger]

yeah it's true but I just wanted to say it

[patent bear]

can i cheat because i have 1363 hours on the game

pretty please

[light dagger]

sad

[solemn flame]

true

[somber cliff]

Say that to Hubert

[light dagger]

To err is human guys

[patent bear]

yeah but i'm living code

don't think i qualify for it

error detected

[cinder sapphire]

I see you changed your pfp again

Smh

[light dagger]

I'm almost 100% sure that at least 1/4 of the people banned from this game are fake

[cinder sapphire]

Nah. They are not.

[light dagger]

Can you proof it ?

did you make a voice call with the person concerned and search their entire computer

[cinder sapphire]

I don’t need to prove it. I am always right

[somber cliff]

No. It's false theory

[somber cliff]

[light dagger]

yes an answer worthy of someone who is wrong

[somber cliff]

Real cool fight

[light dagger]

I feel like in any game when you're too good, you're inevitably suspected of cheating

[crystal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-jumping-off-woman-gif-2251411651926747818

[light dagger]

yes

[somber cliff]

Like that

[meager slate]

[cinder sapphire]

Oh ya. I need to drop kick Auro

And eat sea bunnies

[meager slate]

no

[crystal reef]

I'm lost with what's happening

[cinder sapphire]

Thanks for reminding me

[somber cliff]

No, that's not sharing on SCP:SL. If you cheating you've been recorded and reported

[somber cliff]

The boy angry for his ban for cheating

[light dagger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxXT1PVZ5b4 that it's cheating

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[somber cliff]

Virus ?)

[light dagger]

but if you ban a guy because he manages to kill all the SCPs in the game or simply because he is too strong, it's just being pissed off

[crystal reef]

He can appeal the ban

[light dagger]

I don't know, it's a guy I clipped when he was cheating

[cinder sapphire]

Why you cheating? @light dagger

[light dagger]

it's not me

[cinder sapphire]

In a meme game

[light dagger]

who is ban

[light dagger]

read the conv again

[cinder sapphire]

Real L moment

Nah

[light dagger]

kid

[cinder sapphire]

Why you cheating

[light dagger]

it's not me who is ban

[subtle sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-скиби-di-gosling-toilet-skibidi-toilet-gif-12223536045408987556

[stable mirage]

[somber cliff]

It's you on a video?

[cinder sapphire]

Sounds like you are banned to me

[light dagger]

No

[light dagger]

I'm in spec

[strange trellis]

ban ana

[cinder sapphire]

Sure you are

[light dagger]

okay look

just for laugh

[cinder sapphire]

Whatever you say cheater

[cinder sapphire]

Ban everyone more like

[light dagger]

I proof it

[void brook]

proof for me pls

[somber cliff]

NorthWood studio can't ban you without any documentation

[subtle sundial]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[somber cliff]

I don't know how it's worked

[light dagger]

ok sorry

[cinder sapphire]

Sounds photoshopped to me

[light dagger]

stop cheat

[void brook]

no problem

[light dagger]

or reported

[cinder sapphire]

Cheaters smh

[light dagger]

Ok I report you for cheat

[somber cliff]

[light dagger]

Yes

[cinder sapphire]

Do it. I haven’t played the game since 2021

Haha

[void brook]

Sounds like cheater for me

[somber cliff]

it's you man

[light dagger]

Lyer

Look him guys he lie

[light dagger]

fr

[cinder sapphire]

Haha

[light dagger]

You ahah

[strange trellis]

most of the actives here don't play the game

[cinder sapphire]

I launched the game up for like a second like a month ago and closed it

Immediately

[grizzled totem]

[cinder sapphire]

Last time