general-chat

[frigid sorrel]

!rep @summer pumice

[snow umbra]

You have just given @summer pumice a reputation point!

[summer pumice]

Thank you!!

❤️

[untold wyvern]

i said pass the tuna down

[frigid sorrel]

-rep disowned me in vice city stories

[untold wyvern]

not give away rep

[bright crane]

YEET CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[summer pumice]

I'm not passing the tuna down, I am eating it

[frigid sorrel]

i eated the tuna

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[summer pumice]

Bat

Cird

[bright crane]

my name is william chokeondiq and i am incredibly salty the CBM killed itself

epstein style

[simple sluice]

i want to say somethings about steven universe but it just doesnt feel right after this message

[bright crane]

nothing feels right anymore

[simple sluice]

perhaps

[bright crane]

they shut down dukes

they shut down vault

dont blame the mod

its the russians fault

[polar spade]

Why does the lead dev of CBM hate Russians so much?

Every 3rd message he sends needs to insult some Russian

[bright crane]

isnt he russian

[bright crane]

i think its because the exploiters are russian

[polar spade]

Still… he continually states his hatred for almost all Russians

[bright crane]

he can hate any nationality he wants as long as he works on making the game bette- oh wait

HE DOESNT EVEN DO THAT

[lilac lion]

when northwood gonna fix fucking server list

[woeful marten]

[minor goblet]

What's the issue with it?

[glacial nymph]

yes

[lilac lion]

search thing not working

[glacial nymph]

go to console

[glacial nymph]

and run "ar" and "at"

[lilac lion]

already did it 50 times

[glacial nymph]

bruh

[minor goblet]

If you have found an issue please make a bug report.

[glacial nymph]

#technical-support

[minor goblet]

Or contact support^

[somber raptor]

hell no

[summer pumice]

Hi

[untold wyvern]

the submarine is not safe

i paid for this

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[untold wyvern]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 13 minutes, 10 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[untold wyvern]

aw man

[meager slate]

[rocky adder]

WOO

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-corn-eat-yum-gif-5817660121508986262

do i join and spam the stalker scream

[orchid kraken]

When scp guns and smith update?

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-kaifalcon-kept-you-waiting-huh-mgsv-mgs5-gif-26634832

[wicked spade]

A promise is a promise

[minor goblet]

Scp guns?

[wicked spade]

[fickle ibex]

[untold wyvern]

[rocky adder]

I’m not gonna say yes

But I’m not gonna say no

[meager slate]

Dropkick you

Its seabunni sunday

[untold wyvern]

super silly sunday

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-corn-eat-yum-gif-5817660121508986262

[rocky adder]

How’s everyone doing today

[untold wyvern]

silly

[dreamy wedge]

very silly even

[wicked spade]

i ate a large pizza today by myself

[untold wyvern]

feeling steamhappy?

[wicked spade]

you know it

[simple sluice]

silly sunday vs serious monday

what would win

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-my-mom-shirt-swing-trash-talk-bye-gif-5037821

[untold wyvern]

is it really worth it

[wicked spade]

be auro's slave he could use some people taller than him

[untold wyvern]

i wanna re roll

and i will

[meager slate]

Bah

[summer pumice]

Hmm

[untold wyvern]

i love you with disrespect

done

[summer pumice]

Thank you ❤

[untold wyvern]

i wanna do more

[summer pumice]

"Act as a furry for a day"

My brother in Christ...

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-smile-troll-face-trollge-stop-we-do-a-little-gif-11708995610297493733

[summer pumice]

Can't act as what I already am

[wicked spade]

[untold wyvern]

IMAGE

CMON

[wicked spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1277221629344088124/images_-_2024-08-25T125106.119.jpg?ex=66cc60d6&is=66cb0f56&hm=db9203850a64a63e7b90b1b9f5d60a7fe3ce4fb0000496fefd1110ab05c715d4&

hehehehhehhehehehehehehhehe

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/middle-finger-emoji-middle-finger-gif-cat-gif-26555645

[meager slate]

N-nyaaa~! :3

[summer pumice]

Oh, that's the same image I posted earlier today

[woeful whale]

Clipped

[wicked spade]

Executed by firing line

[meager slate]

Do not

[woeful whale]

Too late

[untold wyvern]

sent into media chat everyday

cant escape it

[summer pumice]

It's okay, we all got a bit of a cat inside our souls

[woeful whale]

Wdym im a cat

[wicked spade]

spread the word everyone

[meager slate]

[summer pumice]

I'm just waiting how long it takes for people to notice who I am

[wicked spade]

you are both a furry and a muslim? how does that even work

[summer pumice]

Not identifying as an animal is how it's done

Not allowed to wear fursuits either

I'm fine w/ it

👍

[wicked spade]

based my brother

[summer pumice]

Truly

[meager slate]

Dj Nyathan

[summer pumice]

Hi Nathan

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

So fake

[eager wadi]

Hello user named Nax.

[wicked spade]

evidence is damning

[orchid kraken]

Yep, we need more

[orchid kraken]

I thought about the profanity from Russia language

[summer pumice]

Kono kuso mitaina chatto o mite iru watashi

[glacial nymph]

its joever bud

[glacial nymph]

u gotta do it

say woof

[orchid kraken]

Аужлыщзьфэ тещ

Delusional bro

[summer pumice]

iya

[meager slate]

Nop

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

Fark

[summer pumice]

I'm a cat...

[wicked spade]

[summer pumice]

Well, not a cat animal

Really

The sona is a cat, I am not personally a cat

I am not a cat typing on a keyboard

[eager wadi]

damning evidence.

[meager slate]

I am a cat :3

Like @old jetty

[eager wadi]

and a maid

[meager slate]

No no

[wicked spade]

and short

[summer pumice]

Damn.

[summer pumice]

He's not short

[meager slate]

^^

[meager slate]

Damn you

[wicked spade]

bro, have you seen the height chart

[eager wadi]

but wants to climb on shoulders

[summer pumice]

I saw Hubert's, but not auro's

[summer pumice]

Not confirmed though

183

Cm

[wicked spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1217101493551763487/unknown-3.png?ex=66c88e18&is=66c73c98&hm=afaadc187aa691ce1cdb27040dcccd181c97eb97a1497b869374ad901eb7df52&=&format=webp&quality=lossless auro is havoc

[rocky adder]

Need to get a height chart for all of northwood

[summer pumice]

Wasn't timeless making one yesterday?

What happened to that?

[wicked spade]

idk

[rocky adder]

Why is there a vending machine

[wicked spade]

idk

[brazen shuttle]

scale reference

[rocky adder]

I wonder if we have a vending machine in the studio

[old jetty]

Mrrp:3

[rocky adder]

There was this one time lmao

Some guy genuinely thought we had like

A physical studio

Asked if someone in particular was “In the office today”

[summer pumice]

Hubert in the Evil Department

[meager slate]

FAKE FAKE FAKE

[wicked spade]

looks real to me

[meager slate]

Who doesnt

[old jetty]

Realest thing I've ever seen

[meager slate]

Go back to playing against cheaters

[summer pumice]

I wouldn't say no to uppies

But like, good luck, I am tall

[old jetty]

I'm gonna cheat on u if u keep up this attitude

[meager slate]

You're not supposed to reveal our relationship..

[untold wyvern]

@wicked spade done

[old jetty]

My fault..

[untold wyvern]

you happy

[wicked spade]

yessir

[summer pumice]

Emperor Hirohito!!

We love you in Japan, ❤

[meager slate]

You always do this 🙄

[untold wyvern]

WHO EVEN USES THE ROLLING EYES EMOJI

WHAT

[summer pumice]

Sweating

[old jetty]

Ermm me

[old jetty]

😢

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

You're eating pepe?

[tough tapir]

pepebnuui

[summer pumice]

Do not eat the sea bunni

[wicked spade]

[summer pumice]

Sea bunni precious

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[tough tapir]

do

[meager slate]

Correct

[summer pumice]

Don't

[rocky adder]

Pretty sure there is genuinely a doc somewhere with like

[meager slate]

[summer pumice]

Yeah

[meager slate]

Foreva

[summer pumice]

We saw it

[rocky adder]

Almost everyone in northwoods height

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-away-cartoon-eating-cartoon-gif-14206145866551753880

[rocky adder]

Ah ok

[visual acorn]

Changed my sensitivity again

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-dinner-time-lunch-time-burger-burgers-gif-12490244295396388299

[summer pumice]

Shibani!!

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[meager slate]

Killa you with a rocka

[summer pumice]

I'm eating it

Tuna is genuinely one of my favourite foods

Canned or not

[patent bear]

i fw tuna sandwiches

[wicked spade]

you eating it raw?

[meager slate]

Eat da tuna raw

[summer pumice]

I mean sure why not

[untold wyvern]

raw tuna delicious

[summer pumice]

Tuna tastes good raw

[summer pumice]

Nigiri it's called, i believe

[untold wyvern]

anyway

[wicked spade]

woe parasites upon ye

[meager slate]

Eat tuna instead of seabunni

sunday

[summer pumice]

Not if the chef is properly trained

[untold wyvern]

oh no

[wicked spade]

seabunni doesn't satiates, eat hookers

https://tenor.com/view/hooker-pov-eat-hookers-i-love-eating-hookers-yummy-hookers-gif-13616989356745139295

[meager slate]

Uh. Dont eat hookers

[untold wyvern]

not bad

[untold wyvern]

i love you ig

and uh

[wicked spade]

based

[meager slate]

Caught in 4k

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/whyyy-emote-gif-27063289

[meager slate]

Delete that

[untold wyvern]

no

[untold wyvern]

uh

what do skeletons watch

[meager slate]

Shut up

[untold wyvern]

skelevision

done

[meager slate]

Awful

[patent bear]

this will kill your gains

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/middle-finger-emoji-middle-finger-gif-cat-gif-26555645

[meager slate]

[summer pumice]

“put the opposite gender of your pfp as your pfp” what does that even mean?

How do I find one?

[summer pumice]

Oh, I'm not new

Gonna take you guys a bit of a time to figure out though

[patent bear]

welcome fairly recent member

[summer pumice]

2020

[meager slate]

Do I know you?

[patent bear]

Who?

[summer pumice]

Maybe

[meager slate]

Nax

[patent bear]

never heard of this guy ever

[strange niche]

Who are you

[meager slate]

Me neither tbh

[summer pumice]

Because I'm on a different account silly

[meager slate]

Who are you

[summer pumice]

I abandoned the other one

[patent bear]

who am i

[summer pumice]

Remember the guy who told you you weren't short yesterday night?

[patent bear]

drop the old one's name or something

[strange niche]

[meager slate]

Sanded?

[meager slate]

Is this little rat you?

[strange niche]

you

[meager slate]

[wicked spade]

bro what are you doing bro lmao

[summer pumice]

Food

[meager slate]

They are right

Not a shawty

[rocky adder]

Rat

[tight ermine]

We do

[summer pumice]

I don't know if this is a dream I had, but I remember a YouTube short with a guy wearing a cap holding an extremely big Swiss Army knife

And big not as in wide

Literally just big

[rocky adder]

I mean a chart of like, what they sent earlier

[wicked spade]

sure buddy we all know you are tall, compared to a kitten of course

[rocky adder]

Not just the sheet we have with the numbers

[tight ermine]

Gimme a sec

[meager slate]

Compared to you too

[strange niche]

the NW reference uses a vending machine for reference

[wicked spade]

I'm 177 thank you

[meager slate]

I'm 197

[summer pumice]

7'11 here

[meager slate]

7 centimeter 11 milimeter

[summer pumice]

Crying

[wicked spade]

oh you mean 1+9+7 cm's yes

[meager slate]

No no

197cm

[lusty talon]

how to do local server
so my fren can join with my ip

[agile basin]

you gotta download the scp dedicated server

and then forward the port 7777 to your computer through your routers network settings

[left chasm]

Hi

[agile basin]

hallo

[rocky adder]

The one I saw had like 8 people

[eager wadi]

short people do

[agile basin]

at least that’s how i did it

and after launching just type in 7777 to be your port

[olive forge]

i hate SL teammates

[meager slate]

Not necessarily

[agile basin]

oh wait first you should go into the config files so you can make yourself the owner

[eager wadi]

never heard a tall person ask for piggy back rides

[meager slate]

Well I'm tall-

[summer pumice]

If I could I would ask for uppies too

[wicked spade]

vertically challenged

[eager wadi]

5'2 is average woman height

[grizzled totem]

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

[rocky adder]

Damn

[strange trellis]

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

Wonder what it’ll be next time

[summer pumice]

Its full of surprises.

The wheel doesn't lie

[rocky adder]

It really is

[meager slate]

No >;(

[meager slate]

Yeah i'm above that

[left chasm]

the tallest person

[eager wadi]

5'3?

[rocky adder]

I would say same but I don’t think I count here

[meager slate]

This person knows

[meager slate]

7'7

[strange trellis]

tallest ego atleast

[meager slate]

EGO?!

[strange trellis]

that was a joke

[eager wadi]

[strange trellis]

that is short too

[meager slate]

Ihy

[sick crest]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-bread-gif-10184446768704095641

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[sick crest]

i forgot abt perms

[agile basin]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[sick crest]

no

[hoary timber]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-dog-brian-dog-cooked-wallahi-im-finished-cooked-dog-gif-1849480349705279416

[summer pumice]

Epic embed success!

Yippee!

[sick crest]

poler bear

[left chasm]

bluberry pie.

a nice food.

[rocky adder]

Ok I have what I wanted

The full northwood height chart

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/spoinkbub-lolpop-meme-spongebob-funny-gif-19978298

[wicked spade]

sauce

give us the holy sauce

[simple sluice]

[meager slate]

Do not leak the height chart

[wicked spade]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[rocky adder]

I do not plan to currently

[wicked spade]

"currently"

[rocky adder]

Technically I don’t know if I’m actually allowed to post it lol

[wicked spade]

she's gonna blackmail nw lmao

[rocky adder]

“ADD MORE 914 MEME WEAPONS OR I LEAK THE HEIGHTS”

[wicked spade]

based nw employee roight ere

[agile basin]

i swear i’ve never seen the a7 in my life in an actual game

[wicked spade]

someone posted tidbits of it yesterday idk

[gaunt talon]

I always make those

[forest field]

instead of blackmailing them to add useless crap why don't you blackmail them to add stuff that'll actually improve the game like goc and serpant's hand? 😤 😤 :triumph

[gaunt talon]

GOC won't work in scpsl

[agile basin]

yay more useless spawn waves that add basically nothing

[forest field]

you all clearly dont know whats best for the game

[agile basin]

new scps??

[wicked spade]

goc would slap

[forest field]

yeah, they should add stuff like 3008

[agile basin]

genius

just put it at the escape and you play an entire different game

[forest field]

i was thinking of being able to fly to it with a helicopter on surface actually

[agile basin]

wouldn’t they do the exact same thing gameplay wise as the mtf though?

[forest field]

no, they'd be different!

[agile basin]

explain

[forest field]

they'd be blue

but not like the mtf blue

they'd be like, light blue

like their logo

[agile basin]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

[wicked spade]

i wanna play as antichrist

[agile basin]

yeah and give them all an AUG or smthn

[strong dune]

One day the janitor card will be used to open more doors than scp 914

[agile basin]

wash closet

oh wait that’s already room

[rocky adder]

That doesn’t fit my personal agenda

Quite frankly I’m opposed to adding the serpents hand as many folks try to now because it severely misrepresents who makes up the hand and what tools they would use

GOC is just kinda basic

[forest field]

no, they'd get a SA80a1

[forest field]

yeah but like, they're cool tho

[rocky adder]

Yeah but like this is genuinely a chart of every persons height we have on file

[agile basin]

next weapon into sl should be a burst fire, i think that would be cool

or at least an option to make it

[forest field]

On one hand, trolling people is fun, but on the other, I don't want people thinking I'm an actual idiot, what should I do from here?

[agile basin]

everything, all at once

[rocky adder]

Super cool but just don’t fully fit SL

[forest field]

Good idea!

[rocky adder]

Maybe theyd wanna get the doctor but he’s actively hostile if he believes you to be sick

So there’s not much point there

[solar solstice]

are the human models gonna change

[forest field]

they do fit in sl though!
Correct, they don't fit in SL. I am intentionally acting foolish for gits and shiggles

[forest field]

Yes, you can see all the new models in #game-announcements

[sonic musk]

https://tenor.com/view/cassette-tape-90s-80s-aesthetic-cassette-gif-10534396

[solar solstice]

oh thanks

[rocky adder]

Genuinely thanks for the little bit on the end there I struggle a lot with sarcasm through text

[fallow forge]

How dare you

[forest field]

Yeah my bad, on one hand sarcasm is fun to do but on the other the anxiety in me makes me feel bad about actually misleading people

[fallow forge]

How dare you struggle

[rocky adder]

I get that

[rocky adder]

Likely autism

[fallow forge]

Inconceivable

Im good with sarcasm because I say such unbelievable and outlandish stupid shit no one can take me seriously

[summer pumice]

Hazelnut farming fits in SL

God, i'm tired

[fallow forge]

Hi tired, im Pablo

[summer pumice]

They invented machines to sort out the bad ones already, why don't we use them?
(The answer is that we don't have Tractors)

[wicked spade]

see also: poe's law

[slender crow]

po

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/child-po-kung-fu-panda-panda-kung-fu-gif-27359038

[forest field]

TBH I was just repeating every crappy suggestion I've seen people make in #scp-discussion

[fallow forge]

Scp discussion has the best completely unbiased objectively perfect suggestions

[olive forge]

i cannot mention this mvoie

[wicked spade]

uh huh yessir absolutely

[fallow forge]

I've never seen a bad one

[slender crow]

I hate when people don't get my extremely sarcastic and ironic messages....

[fallow forge]

You hateful little thing

How dare you

[meager slate]

[slender crow]

I hate YOU!!

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840

[fallow forge]

I'm STARVING

FEED me

[slender crow]

add goc....

[gaunt talon]

Add jarate

[meager slate]

Adding seabunni..

[wicked spade]

oh no... i feel disturbance

[eager wadi]

sea bunny plushie

[summer pumice]

Sea bunni!!

[meager slate]

[wicked spade]

add seabunny as edible scp

[meager slate]

No no no

[gaunt talon]

Food

[wicked spade]

when combined with cola, it turns you in a sea bunny

[meager slate]

Not food

[wicked spade]

and you fucking die in 5 seconds

[meager slate]

Pet the seabunni ingame to get a special global badge

[summer pumice]

Make it so if you eat the sea bunni you turn into a sea bunni

[wicked spade]

hmmm

[summer pumice]

So sea bunni can never be killed

[meager slate]

An endless cycle of torture for the seabunni

Bad idea

[wicked spade]

(that was violent of me wtf)

[eager wadi]

taping sea bunny on 018 (funny)

[summer pumice]

The sea bunni screams in terror 😦

[wicked spade]

FUCKING BRILLIANT

[meager slate]

Nooo

It would be so clueless and terrified

[wicked spade]

*and fucking dead

[meager slate]

[wicked spade]

me omw to act like a psycho using the pseudo anonymity of the internet

[summer pumice]

Your name is literally your nickname...

[wicked spade]

emphasis on pseudo

[meager slate]

D:

[brazen shuttle]

@idle shard is this your long lost cousin?

[idle shard]

Nah that’s my long lost rival

I hate that guy

[fleet stag]

when is level design position coming back to #475377522775687179???

[somber raptor]

when they'll need level designers

[left chasm]

never

[fleet stag]

ok

[fleet stag]

😢

[gilded timber]

There isn't a set date, it will simply just happen when they need more level designers

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[somber raptor]

cirb

[fleet stag]

https://tenor.com/view/sąsiedzi-handshake-mat-i-pat-sasiedzi-gif-25436512

[ornate elbow]

pings for audio clips is crazy, bye

[strange niche]

Asking for a friend

Is it a solid enough story to tell my civilians that the guy who threw himself into the searing Generator that warms our city did it for his faith?

[wicked spade]

civvies dont care just make a few that keeps questioning vanish

[strange niche]

Alright good, the good news is that there wasn't a body to recover

[wicked spade]

perfect crime

[strange niche]

well the actual truth is that he did it to protest my ruling

Which I mean

I'm not doing that badly

He was the first death lmao

[wicked spade]

(nvm i misunderstood)

(sorry i deleted le funi message)

[strange niche]

His wife later came over wondering why tf he would do that

One of the clerics suggested he did it for his faith and we rolled with that

[summer pumice]

What the hell

What happened?

[wicked spade]

eh if wife is convinced, no problems left

[strange niche]

local man throws himself into the generator for the funny

[summer pumice]

Irl?

Why a generator?

There are way easier ways to go out

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-burger-burger-cat-cat-burger-gif-5232459683593847146

[strange niche]

not a generator, THE generator

Look

It wasn't my fault he threw himself into the generator

Anyways a bunch are people are running into the city shit scared about "the storm" or whatever

quite honestly they are just hippies who can't stand -60 C

[wicked spade]

real

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[summer pumice]

I rat

Eat

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-the-health-kit-down-scout-tf2-gif-5876363903439030709

[strange niche]

See what these hippies are doing to MY city?

They are now causing panic about "the storm"

[acoustic moat]

do you know of the game Trench Crusade

[strange niche]

nope

[acoustic moat]

TableTop game so kinda like the niche of niches

but it reminds me a lot of Frostpunk's ultra religious fanaticism stuff going around in it sometimes

[cunning turtle]

crazy how servers down

[acoustic moat]

Imagine a world where the Crusades never ended and now we're in the WW1 era

[strange niche]

I really wish the Shrines boosted Automaton workspeed like the Foreman does

[acoustic moat]

but instead of countries fighting each other, it's now the people of the Lord fighting against the legions of Hell

this is how a guy who loves the devil looks like

[strange niche]

because it would be so fucking funny having a bunch of people praying at an automaton and it ACTUALLY works faster

[acoustic moat]

notice the grenade baby

[strange niche]

incredible

[summer pumice]

This shit ain't even scary that's just funny

[acoustic moat]

yeah it's not meant to be scary

it's grimdark which is often just satire

pokes fun of these concepts by upping it to 1000

The armies of God have war machines which are controlled by holy servants who self flagellate themselves into order to power the machine and march to war

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[acoustic moat]

These people have helmets that let you commune directly with God giving you so much insight to everything but even a second of loss concentration will have your head blow up because mortal minds weren't meant to hear the voice of God

[wicked spade]

what about muslims

ottoman fought at ww1 after all

[eager wadi]

and then collapsed

[wicked spade]

[quaint holly]

@dull ferry

[gilded timber]

You need to send a direct message, it doesn't work via pings!

[white finch]

You need to send a direct message to it, it doesn't work by pings!

[acoustic moat]

They are called the Iron Sultanate

[summer pumice]

☝️

[wicked spade]

Holy based

[acoustic moat]

they're pretty damn cool

[quaint holly]

ye ty

[strange niche]

I have completely phased out Child Labour in favour of the sacred Machine

[somber raptor]

Whar 💀

[strange niche]

It turns out children don't work every well at -120 C

so alternate, more efficient methods are required to feed the Generator

[tough tapir]

feed the generator with children

[wicked spade]

😆😁😄😃😀🙂😐

[untold wyvern]

if i was him i'd kill myself

[median current]

yo

lil twans

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231605907637665844/1242376824630284349/togif-1.gif

[barren flower]

How do I give myself remote admin in my own server

like one created using cst

[eager wadi]

adminme

[barren flower]

damn im stupid as shit thank you

[cunning shard]

great idea osha won't know

[glacial nymph]

Hello everyone and welcome to DAY 18.5 of giving away Reputation point! 🔥 🗣️
To get it, Reply to this message before anyone does, and you will get it! Good luck everyone 💯

[untold wyvern]

eat

[glacial nymph]

!rep @untold wyvern

[snow umbra]

You have just given @untold wyvern a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Congratulations 🎉👏🥳💯

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-stock-image-gif-27117830

[glacial nymph]

Also why your pfp reminds me to.... Ww2 Japanese leader

[untold wyvern]

sonuk got me to use it

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-e-cat-meme-cat-face-gif-23642589

[summer pumice]

Hirohito

[solar glacier]

Hirohito?

[wicked spade]

*forced

[solar glacier]

The glorious emperor

I’d pay good money for the drip that was the imperial Japanese navy admiral uniform

[summer pumice]

Sea bunni time

[strange niche]

there we go

[patent bear]

if i was in charge of new london i'd run it so well and it'd be so successful to the point the snow and ice melt and it starts looking like the caribbean

[solar glacier]

You’d have to plant palm trees

[patent bear]

they'd just erupt from the ground with me at the helm

[sleek wind]

but why did you make the guard of a facility containing anomalies like a highway patrolman?

[vernal jolt]

Atleast he's hot 🔥

[sleek wind]

yeah but honestly seeing the chaos and the extremely cool mtfs I was hoping that the guard didn't look like the subway conductor

[orchid kraken]

why username removed

[sleek estuary]

facility guards are like mall cops

[orchid kraken]

hubert hearing same thing every day:

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-18148683

[white finch]

who wants a free gta 5 steam key

[quick knot]

click on "view on shared"

sometimes username just bugs out

[forest field]

To be fair, the new guard model is just as armored as the current one with the exception of elbow and kneepads. They're just wearing more comfortable clothing underneath

[summer pumice]

What

What are you doing

What the bell

particle

[gaunt talon]

No one

[sleek wind]

yes, but now he looks like a subway cop. I was hoping for something interesting. The old model looks more like a guard of a secret society than now

[fierce star]

yeah same

[forest field]

Fair enough, but the guard's design had practicality and comfort in mind more than coolness. They aren't equipped with anything they don't need

[white finch]

who here likes nettspend?

[forest field]

Having a full military uniform isn't that useful when you're in a well-kept indoor facility and are only doing rounds or guarding specific areas 90% of the time

[sleek wind]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/ztxx7s/made_a_facility_guard_model_for_a_game_mod_im/

[sleek wind]

i mean this is cooler

[sleek wind]

Maybe not making them ispired from CB, but at the least its a cool and fitting design

[forest field]

It does, but like I said, the new model wasn't designed with coolness in mind

Mostly to increase the horror factor by making players feel less prepared and more vulnerable

[sleek wind]

yes but whether the character needs to be equipped or not, he doesn't even look like an SCP guard. I understand redesigning things, but making them a little themed

[forest field]

There is no 'offical' way a guard in a SCP facility should look like, giving them military gear is just the most popular interpretation

It's pretty refreshing to have a security design that doesn't look dressed for war 24/7 IMO

[sleek wind]

It's like putting a traffic officer to guard a military camp

[forest field]

I will murder the automod in its sleep

Anyways allow me to retype what I just did 😤

AUTOMOD I SWEAR TO GOD

[sleek wind]

F

[forest field]

I AM GOING TO POUR WATER OVER YOUR FUCKIN CURCUITS

[fringe cedar]

lol

[meager slate]

[sleek wind]

anyway its useless, we have different opinions

[forest field]

THE SERVER ROOM OF WHATEVER GODDAMN BOT WE'RE USING FOR CASSIE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE A INDOOR SWIMMING POOL BY THE TIME IM DONE WITH IT

Ok, that was good to get off my chest

But yeah, I was just trying to give some reasons why I thought the new design makes sense

[sleek wind]

The only new model that i think it doesnt fit its the guard. The others are amazing

[vestal vector]

why there is a lot of fps drop

[meager slate]

WHO IS THIS FELLA

[tough tapir]

Neuvillette

[eager wadi]

bean

[fringe cedar]

Oh shoot the scp breached containment

[meager slate]

Neu

[meager slate]

I approve

[summer pumice]

At the end he turns into a sea bunni

[tough tapir]

Oh look a seabunni

[meager slate]

Do not eat

[glacial nymph]

Horses were always alongside humans since we existed, and during wars, they carried their owners, their kings and queens, their soldiers, and they sacrificed themselves for victory, nowadays people say Dogs are the best men's friends.... If i was personally a horse and hearing this shit, i would be so pissed off, countless years of wars was nothing!

[rustic forum]

I dont know, im new here

[glacial nymph]

Bruh

Not nice

#technical-support

[rustic forum]

😳

[glacial nymph]

Find some help

[glacial nymph]

What's up with that face?

[rustic forum]

No

[glacial nymph]

I hope i didn't say anything wrong

Or sus

[rustic forum]

Hehehe

[rustic forum]

Well,im surprised

[glacial nymph]

You can find it there as well

[glacial nymph]

Surprised of what

You want to know why u r banned, right?

You will find answers in that technicall support

Make a ticket or dm somebody

[minor goblet]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[visual acorn]

L

Imagine

[glacial nymph]

He doesn't want appeal

[visual acorn]

What a skill issue

[glacial nymph]

He knows what he did

[minor goblet]

Then the ban stays : )

[rustic forum]

The fact that a dog turns out to be men s best friend

[minor goblet]

[glacial nymph]

He wnt reason

[glacial nymph]

What about the horses 😭

They been in wars for countless years

Real close combat

[minor goblet]

https://scpslgame.com/Ban_Policy.pdf

Look at the topic called "https://scpslgame.com/Ban_Policy.pdf"

[glacial nymph]

Ok thats spam

[minor goblet]

@bold jasper

be gone

[glacial nymph]

!wran @visual basalt spamming

[snow umbra]

@glacial nymph has wranned gamy_parody9 Reason: spamming

[glacial nymph]

Glad to help 🗣️

[rustic forum]

They are simply not a mode of transportation anymore

[eager wadi]

[glacial nymph]

Yep, just an animal rich people buy to ride on to flex on other people

But yeah

Also wasap with that guy

He knows what he did but wanted clarification

And started spamming

[meager slate]

So kyoot

[plush bolt]

am i cooked

[meager slate]

Mayb

[hazy notch]

hello sir, can u unban me plz?

[minor goblet]

No

[meager slate]

No unban for nyaku

Banned forever

[hazy notch]

omw to bully you

[meager slate]

[summer pumice]

Scheduled for execution

Date: tomorrow

[hard fable]

Hi ! What happening guys with scp containment breach? I start played 2 days ago. But today can’t play with my friends and if I try to enter on discord say I can’t enter now cause server is paused

[eager wadi]

!stab @olive forge

you dont need to be an ass.

[snow umbra]

apathetic.beaver#0 has been muted in this server.

[eager wadi]

scp containment breach multiplayer is not made by the same people, its made by modders. there was drama in their server.

[austere tusk]

Biggest off topic thing jut rq should i get myself 2 capybaras or 2 Rottweilers?

With the capys ill have to buy a pool n stuff but i cannot decide

Smone help me pls ;)

[eager wadi]

capybaras will crap a lot

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-cry-gif-20104177

[eager wadi]

i prefer rottweilers tbh

[olive forge]

my sincerest reaction

[austere tusk]

Ight tyy

[echo tusk]

how can i make my own server?

[eager wadi]

Hi, mind checking #1098299774291157043

[echo tusk]

thanks

[meager slate]

Just like you

[eager wadi]

well yes, we shit a lot.

[meager slate]

Malta geezer

[odd minnow]

[eager wadi]

barry, 63

[meager slate]

Nyathan, 54

[eager wadi]

excuse you im 22

[timid apex]

hello everyone, I come to you to know how can you create a private SCP server to play with your friends?

[meager slate]

You're only 2 years older than i am

[eager wadi]

Hi, mind checking #1098299774291157043

[eager wadi]

yet 0'7 taller

[meager slate]

shorter*

[eager wadi]

you're the 5'2, not me.

[white finch]

Guys dont get the skittle drinks

[strange niche]

So I have an absolutely terrible gimmick of a Rimworld idea I am doing

[white finch]

It gave me monkeypox and cancer

[timid apex]

Thank you

[meager slate]

What if you were the 5'2 all along

[strange niche]

A colony of robots, all named after people from this Discord

[eager wadi]

then i would be raising my chair high up.

[strange niche]

This cannot possibly end badly

[eager wadi]

Trying to be smart?

[strange niche]

I'm gonna name all the T0 robots that are more cannon fodder than actual parts that

[meager slate]

Make me the tallest, just to be accurate

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/cleaning-will-future-robots-and-ai-take-over-how-sci-fi-inspired-science-roomba-irobot-gif-19131561

[meager slate]

Just get a small desk

[meager slate]

Die e

[eager wadi]

[strange niche]

You've done this to yourself

[eager wadi]

well i do have one for you

[strange niche]

I'm gonna name the roomba Auro now

[white finch]

Dont buy these skittle drinks they gave me food poisoning

[hearty stirrup]

your such a baby

[meager slate]

HEY I DONT SUCK UP TRASH

[meager slate]

Arent you like 13

[hearty stirrup]

cant even joke about this on here 😔

worlds a cruel place

[meager slate]

Yeah lmfao

[strange niche]

you say yes and Discord instantly blows your brains out

[meager slate]

Small desk?

[eager wadi]

yeah

[meager slate]

My old dmod desk?

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/explosive-couch-explosion-l-bozo-gif-25612086

[eager wadi]

i was gonna say school desk but its actually slightly bigger for you

[meager slate]

Very funny

[meager slate]

But if i'd step on your foot it'd hurt

[somber raptor]

Fun fact: 6 weeks is exactly 10! Seconds

[eager wadi]

i would though of a pebble landing on my foot

noticable but no injury

[somber raptor]

When you're in a 'getting bullied for your height' challenge and your opponent is Auro

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

Shutup

[eager wadi]

its okay auro, you can have a piggy back ride

[meager slate]

I can?

[somber raptor]

4 weeks is exactly 8! Minutes

[eager wadi]

why not

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

Spreading misinfo

[meager slate]

Here as well

[eager wadi]

8 minutes and 1 hour

[somber raptor]

4 weeks × 7 days × (8×3) hours × (2×5×6) minutes
That is 8×7×6×5×4×3×2 minutes which equals 8!

[orchid kraken]

legendary autism teammate pull

[meager slate]

Ihy

[eager wadi]

nerd

[strange niche]

The next 3 people who type will become the starting colonists for this gimmick

[summer pumice]

Huh?

[somber raptor]

me

[summer pumice]

What

Colonist

[somber raptor]

trust me i got experience colonizing countries 💯

[summer pumice]

Britain

[strange niche]

One more

come on, I know someone else is lurking in here

[somber raptor]

why are you using the fucking R8

[grizzled totem]

I want to colonize

[strange niche]

Good enough

[fervent mauve]

Hello.

[fervent mauve]

I'm not new?

[meager slate]

[hardy pike]

Nah he new

[fervent mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gif-25560875

Oh sorry.

[hardy pike]

[grizzled totem]

Epic imbed fail

[fervent mauve]

Yeah..

[hardy pike]

imbed?

I’m bed

[fervent mauve]

You are :D

[grizzled totem]

🛏️

This you?

[fervent mauve]

Bro is bed.

[glacial nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-whack-gif-18025260

[hardy pike]

Maybe

[fervent mauve]

🔨

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/accord-jumpscare-gif-25064050

[orchid kraken]

how does one reach this kind of speed

[distant cove]

https://media.tenor.com/yamy9TerCooAAAAd/truck.gif

[mortal tinsel]

👋 hi

[glacial nymph]

Hello

How ya doing

[distant cove]

Greetings

[random schooner]

I swear I found a gif of it actually crashing on Discord, and never found it again

[woeful whale]

Greetings scientist!

[gaunt talon]

I'm With The Science Team

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/parallel-parking-pawallel-pawking-car-crash-funny-meme-gif-4446253618376042958

[distant cove]

So true

[strange niche]

so due to some weird technical hiccups I've had to stick to a single colonist for the start

so meet Hubert Moszka

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-warhammer40k-black-templars-tactical-marine-warhammer-gif-15990546

[forest field]

what a scam, smh. you'd better name your next 6 colonists after the next 6 people who chats in compensation

[strange niche]

Hubert Moszka will rebuild the Discord Server

[strange niche]

Alright it turns out Naked Brutality as a base was a bad idea

since Hubert straight up died from a lack of power

I killed Hubert Moszka

[strange niche]

anyways

[polar spade]

Taking that out of context

[tender zealot]

So what are we thinking on the experimental weapon lockers being added?

[polar spade]

Looks cool as hell

[tender zealot]

I personally think that captains card but no other spawn cards should be able to open them. They also do look cool as hell

[polar spade]

Yea it does seem like thats the case

[gaunt talon]

Could make it harder for scps

[polar spade]

It says level 3 access only

[tender zealot]

Good

[gaunt talon]

Since people could make more micros in 914

[tender zealot]

Ohh shoit

[polar spade]

I assume this mean level 3 armoury access

[tender zealot]

Yeah micros

I hope they buff the xr rifle thing though. It kinda sucks

Like make it fire easier

[meager slate]

[gaunt talon]

Disruptor?

[tender zealot]

Yeah

[gaunt talon]

The model is getting a change

[solemn flame]

not just model

the entire gun is getting a rework

[gaunt talon]

So I think the stats are changing too

[solemn flame]

no just the stats

[tender zealot]

Oh good

[solemn flame]

the entire concept and mechanics of it

[tender zealot]

Hopefully its buffed

I like the idea of a super gun made by the facility

[gaunt talon]

And for humans too

[tender zealot]

I think i just like the idea of the facility having scifi tech though

[gaunt talon]

A class d could easily get a jailbird

[tender zealot]

Yeah

[gaunt talon]

To clean up a spawnwave

[solemn flame]

thats basically what theyre going for with the micro and particle disruptor

[tender zealot]

Great!

Amazing dev team work

👍🏻

[tender zealot]

Jailbird can NOT clean a spawnwave

[gaunt talon]

It can explode

[tender zealot]

Nvm yeah

I forgot that

Oops

I dont play with the exp weapons much

I do wonder if they ever are going to give us 79 counterplay though

[gaunt talon]

They are aldready removing his door lock ability

[tender zealot]

Yeah. Thats a good step

[grizzled totem]

That's actually crazy

[tender zealot]

But he still means death if he follows you

[grizzled totem]

Maybe I just play with dog shit 079s but they seem so bad lol

[tender zealot]

Fait

R*

[random schooner]

Damn it, who will feed you guys blue lobsters now?

[lost cedar]

this update bouta hit

[tough zealot]

They took my hands

[crystal reef]

We are very professional

[worldly inlet]

OH NAWWWWW

HE DELETED THE MESSAGE

well well well mr. elevatormusic

[meager slate]

Yup

[slate raft]

Fr?

[crystal reef]

No

[slate raft]

I mean, just don't use discord for a month

[random schooner]

The one and only girl kisser

[strong dune]

I wish I could be shameless

[random schooner]

Fun fact: "b0y kisser" is banned by auto mod

[crystal reef]

There's quite a few that get automoded

[gilded timber]

If a word that isn't usually banned is blocked here, it's probably because the community ruined it at some point

Please don't try and find bypasses

[lost cedar]

good

[lost cedar]

my friend thinks pc isnt op

what do i do to fix him

[grizzled totem]

It isn't though

[lost cedar]

idk having a pc i would say increases ur chances on killing someone by a hefty bit

and scps cant get locked inside of rooms

[grizzled totem]

Wait what

We are talking about murder?

I guess you could just chuck a PC at someone

[lost cedar]

what u yapping bout

[crystal reef]

💀

[grizzled totem]

Idk at this point

[lost cedar]

[grizzled totem]

I'm just a console boy who got a PC because my friends held me at gunpoint

[gaunt talon]

He's talking about 079

[grizzled totem]

Fuck I'm stupid

[forest field]

Rightfully so IMO

[meager slate]

I just looked at "The Unsent Project", its so goddamn sad

[rough owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/619219762206998550/1162560723940024350/your_actions.gif

[meager slate]

Funny out of context, but probably very sad with it

[somber raptor]

wtf 😭

[random schooner]

wdym?

[polar spade]

RIP CBM

[mystic summit]

scp sl continues to hold its monopoly

[grizzled totem]

All part of Hubert's plan to have SCP Secret Lab dominate the market

[solemn flame]

time and time again its being proven that SL's business model of doing nothing and having their competition shoot themselves in the foot is real

lmao

[rapid vale]

PWN dead too

[grand musk]

The punk who is terrified of complete sentences is still here.

....Y'know what, Noxplis? I'm blocking your ass.

So hey, y'all.. I'm from an older generation. Been on the internet since 1996.
If someone who can type 150+ on a keyboard offends you, then maybe you need to get over yourself.
Anyway... I apologize for the rough language.

[noble wraith]

cheers for the apology i accept it 👍

[random schooner]

Yap yap yap

[meager slate]

What brings you here?

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-di-gif-3127588730399978483

[grand musk]

Boredom, need to talk about stuff I like... the usual.

Sorry, I'd say more but I used up all my characters in the first 3 posts. :p

Does blocking someone prevent them from seeing your posts? Because that's why I blocked dude/dudette.

Figured they never want to see or talk to me again, so....

[plucky sky]

No

[lethal scroll]

i assassinated the president

[forest field]

Which one?

JFK and FDR are both in the chat

[random schooner]

Chester Arthur

[forest field]

Damn, he was one of my favs, RIP

[random schooner]

Yeah John Lisak what a dick move

[sleek estuary]

!rep @mystic summit

[snow umbra]

You have just given @mystic summit a reputation point!

[sleek estuary]

[mystic summit]

!rep @sleek estuary

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sleek estuary a reputation point!

[grand musk]

At least I don't have to read their whining, I guess.