general-chat

[trail glade]

I don’t think he’s up tho so no ping

[tough tapir]

Have someone rename themselves to Vivienne Westwood

[trail glade]

@untold wyvern we are literally just remaking TF2 at this point #media-posts message

[untold wyvern]

crazy

[orchid kraken]

||https://createam.itch.io/sclerosis||

If you want a good horror story game with average 3+ hour

Here it is

[fallow kite]

Oo

[fallow kite]

It's not working

[trail glade]

He’s a better look at it

[fallow kite]

Ok

[solar glacier]

Me when the apocalypse has swiftly and brutally taken everything I love about the world I once knew, my friends, family, myself. When my entire wonderful nation collapsed under the boot of an outbreak like none before in mankind’s history that turned people into undead predators that want no more than to kill and spread. The world I once knew is gone, I am no longer myself, I just want it all to end.

[trail glade]

NW count yo days cus a new logo maker is in town

[tough tapir]

wood

[trail glade]

What does blood mean by this?

[solar glacier]

Who’s northwood and why do I keep hearing their name

[tough tapir]

wood wood

[solar glacier]

Like the northern woodlands of Washington

[orchid kraken]

Id be crying if I looked like you bruh thats fucked up what the be doing to yall i ain't even gone hold you bro be saying that's fucked up like bro you probably had the full wash and set ya shit be fire proudly if they ain't cut your shit fuck it tho bro its your life

[orchid kraken]

||https://sclerosis.en.uptodown.com/android||

They removed it from google store idk why even

[fallow kite]

Oo

[trail glade]

I’m Eastwood

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/trialofcanary-gif-23142407

[trail glade]

I mean come on it looks just like the real thing I say I did a pretty good job

[orchid kraken]

Works fine for me

Idk just google
Sclerosis: Amnesia android

[trail glade]

I needed it sneak the logo in somehow

[fallow kite]

I think it's banned in my country

[trail glade]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-ryan-gosling-reading-dna-2049-gif-21503732

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123243866708000905/1243001143299281049/togif.gif

[untold wyvern]

[solar glacier]

This makes my body release the hormone that brings happiness to my head

[solar glacier]

Why does Moist look like Jesus

[trail glade]

My brother in Christ that is moist critical he IS Jesus

[untold wyvern]

almost escaped

[elder umbra]

Hello i need a little help

Why is this happening jsjs

I cant take a photo here

#media-posts

[random schooner]

He looks like a Ao Oni monster

[trail glade]

WTF

[elder umbra]

I dunno why that happen, only when i join in a server

Someone can help me with that? XD

[meager slate]

Interesting

[fair wedge]

Gn

[trail glade]

Gm

[somber raptor]

Gm

[untold wyvern]

ge

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/saturday-morning-gif-7106933710303782039

[hallow belfry]

let your Saturday be filled with malice and wrath

[meager slate]

Pretty sure it's sunday..

[rancid dome]

^^ xD

Lives in Alaska, maybe

Oh wait, it literally also says "Morning"

I believe I cannot read guys

[eager wadi]

👓

[rancid dome]

Yeah, I still cannot read even with glasses

[eager wadi]

just put more glasses on

shrimple

[rancid dome]

Good idea

[tough tapir]

You know what that means

[rancid dome]

I might be able to see into the 4th dimension with that

[orchid kraken]

:3

[meager slate]

Its sunday

Make sure to every you see

[meager slate]

Strictly forbidden

Especially on sundays

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/coyote-yot-yurryot-dog-bark-gif-9972038317307068235

[somber raptor]

Anybody tell me what happened in 2021, 2022 and 2023?
Cuz they feel like a blur to me lol

[rancid dome]

I pulled a minor tomfoolery

[tough tapir]

every you see

[subtle meteor]

[tough tapir]

Especially on Sundays

[eager wadi]

so all day?

[meager slate]

DO NOT

[meager slate]

all day

[somber raptor]

Reddit is wild

[eager wadi]

all day

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

@brazen shuttle

[somber raptor]

No way

[meager slate]

[somber raptor]

Wild trollface

[meager slate]

That picture was def taken in the balkans

[eager wadi]

nope

kharkiv oblast

[foggy coyote]

tokonoko

[eager wadi]

someone geoguessed it

[meager slate]

i will oblast you with sunrays

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/my-deer-friend-nokotan-meme-shikanokonoko-shikanokonokonokokoshitantan-deer-gif-5389960351819742407

[meager slate]

Shikonoko

[eager wadi]

ancient can freely eat the sea bunnies

[somber raptor]

Anybody want some dust?

[foggy coyote]

hello au gc orifi

[meager slate]

Both of you get oblasted

[foggy coyote]

ore O

[meager slate]

Hello container

[orchid kraken]

4 diff ppl logged into my old ass 2017 pubg account in 4 days

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

NO!!

Not allowed

[somber raptor]

Allowed

[tough tapir]

Eating nessie not allowed

Seabnuui allowed

[orchid kraken]

I shit on entire world and started a virus

[tough tapir]

Esp on sunday

[meager slate]

Me and 3 of my friends just logged into someone's old ass 2017 pubg account

[tough tapir]

See, golden nessie

[meager slate]

Devour nessie

[meager slate]

Illegal

[eager wadi]

nessie is sea bunny

so eat all sea bunny

[meager slate]

Nessie isnt seabunni

Eat nessie not seabunni

[tough tapir]

Nessie not for eating

Seabunni is good protein!

[meager slate]

Nessie for eating

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

Seabunni is bad protein

[eager wadi]

too late

he technically ate like 3 of them

[meager slate]

CURSE YOU ANCIENT

[tough tapir]

Cocainum

[meager slate]

Its over

[tough tapir]

While you're cursing me I'm eating another handful of seabunni

[foggy coyote]

chonny jash

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

I WILL HAUNT YER SOUL TO DEATH

[tough tapir]

Good

[meager slate]

I will command a 1000 seabunni army to devour your flesh

[tough tapir]

That means you get to watch me eat even more seabunni

[somber raptor]

He will eat them all

[eager wadi]

you're only giving him more food

[foggy coyote]

SIEGE

[tough tapir]

[foggy coyote]

TOM CLANCY

https://tenor.com/view/harry-deimos-let's-get-a-good-look-at-you-r6-rainbow-six-siege-gif-14241870156303863380

[meager slate]

Seabunnies will overcome your strength

[tough tapir]

What about my teeth

[somber raptor]

@tough tapir change your pfp to this

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

You have no teeth

[eager wadi]

ancient when sea bunny army

[tough tapir]

I might

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

In the end, the seabunnies will have the last laugh

They will prevail

[somber raptor]

I forgot my mouse home

Any ideas? (I can't use my pc without a mouse for 2 entire weeks

[eager wadi]

yeah from ancient gaining 1 pound after eating all of them

[brazen shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-alyx-alien-combine-grub-gif-17328141

[meager slate]

Nooo

You guys are monsters

[eager wadi]

sea bunny juice

[meager slate]

Each and every one of you

[eager wadi]

coming near you

[meager slate]

nuh uh

[tough tapir]

Not the last bite though

[meager slate]

Or so you think..

[untold wyvern]

its been over 2 hours and im still in a high tower server

they arent capping

im not gonna get my contract done

FINALLY

[tropic escarp]

🥶

https://tenor.com/view/not-everyone-has-an-iphone-gif-7021079305409267183

[cinder sapphire]

want to hear a joke? @meager slate

[somber raptor]

I'm used to my 28" monitor so now the 15" monitor of my laptop looks weird to me lol

[quiet compass]

Hello, How do I find out why my server could not be verified?

[meager slate]

Me being small? Thats a good joke

[cinder sapphire]

no @tough tapir

[meager slate]

Ancient small?

Tiny ancient

[neon isle]

? did you send an email?

[tough tapir]

No you

[quiet compass]

nvm, the rate limit was broken

[tough tapir]

[neon isle]

[meager slate]

!!!!

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214686590757117972/1263568503101853929/trolling.gif

[tough tapir]

[mystic summit]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[mystic summit]

[fathom hawk]

@eager wadi sorry bro one question

what's the chat to report cheaters?

[pulsar cobalt]

Leather club is two blocks down

[somber raptor]

Cheater reports should be handled by serverhosts using northwood's Polaris bot

[untold wyvern]

north-eastwood

[meager slate]

[lunar sail]

yo guys

idea

a day version of scp sl map

[brisk silo]

is hubert moszka still the owner of scp sl?

cuz i hear he sold the game

[somber raptor]

Yes

[minor goblet]

No the game was not sold to someone, Hubert is the CEO of NW. NW= creators of Secret Lab

[rough wing]

John Northwood sold SL to Hubert Moszka

[tropic escarp]

uh-huh

they’re handled in due time by us and the global mods

[tropic escarp]

no

I am ceo now

first decision: we’re switching genres, scpsl will now be a battle royale

[tropic escarp]

what server were you on?

try contacting your server’s admins(most have a discord link in the server info)

if you were on ‘northwood official servers’ , the ones with red name iirc, if you got a clip you can send it to me

[brisk silo]

question

[tropic escarp]

answer

[brisk silo]

why will the new mtf look like a bald half life guy

i mean

whats up with his helmet

big ass forehead

[tropic escarp]

because our first collab ever is with half life

we are introducing cosmetics next update

[brisk silo]

crazy

[tropic escarp]

I’m ironic in case you couldn’t tell

[brisk silo]

dont know if ur joking or if ur serious ngl

[tropic escarp]

seriously, idfk

[brisk silo]

interesing

[tropic escarp]

idk why we’re even changing the models in the first place

but meh, not my job

[brisk silo]

wait

[lethal scroll]

BONK

[brisk silo]

how do yall make money

i mean

the game is free

and i see no in game purchases

[tropic escarp]

we rob polish banks

[brisk silo]

YOOO

W

i mean

u prob get like

[tropic escarp]

the departments’ heads go with the CEO

[brisk silo]

3 euro per robberu

[tropic escarp]

put on ski masks

[hearty heart]

stop revealing our secrets

[tropic escarp]

and pull up in front of random banks

then they pull a payday

[brisk silo]

cool

[tropic escarp]

no

[brisk silo]

can i go with yall someday

[tropic escarp]

the people deserve to know

[brisk silo]

different question

is staff furry roleplay real

[tropic escarp]

we are the guys from payday 4

we are payday

[brisk silo]

https://tenor.com/view/staff-furry-roleplay-rumor-1984-gif-22696080

[hearty heart]

hi i’m dallas

[tropic escarp]

what

[brisk silo]

i hate embded failure

[tropic escarp]

hi I’m hoxton

[tropic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[brisk silo]

real

[tropic escarp]

no

join nw

[brisk silo]

:(

[tropic escarp]

then maybe

[brisk silo]

how do i join

[tropic escarp]

to answer your question

we make money from patreon

[brisk silo]

oh

[tropic escarp]

the thingy where you pay an ammount from 1$ to uhh idk, 25?

and you get stuff in return

[brisk silo]

what stuff

[tropic escarp]

while supporting us and allowing the payment of actual important statf 😭

[tropic escarp]

depends

[hearty heart]

sneak peaks into upcoming content

[brisk silo]

oh

cool

[humble cypress]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[tropic escarp]

ranges from discord perks as patreon chat, leaks(by us) and also private beta access

[hearty heart]

also in game tag

[tropic escarp]

of upcoming unreleased content

[brisk silo]

yall did the naukowiec dirty to be fair

[tropic escarp]

I forogor

[brisk silo]

mister

google chrome 1

[tropic escarp]

no

[brisk silo]

how much do u make a month

[tropic escarp]

I am themasterk3.0

[brisk silo]

as

[humble cypress]

smh

[tropic escarp]

-10$

[brisk silo]

urself

[tropic escarp]

non-important staff

[brisk silo]

dam

[tropic escarp]

I am not that important to get paid dw

the orange man gets paid I think

idk

[hearty heart]

yeah cause i write the posts

[tropic escarp]

see

[brisk silo]

so

[tropic escarp]

orange man gets paid 😎

[brisk silo]

what do u do

[tropic escarp]

eat

[brisk silo]

oh

[tropic escarp]

go to the gym

[brisk silo]

what do u do to nw?

[tropic escarp]

chest day 3 days a week

leg day never

[tropic escarp]

blow up the hq 😎

[hearty heart]

bro needs to get on the treadmill

[tropic escarp]

that’s cardio

different things

[brisk silo]

crazy

how to join nw

[hearty heart]

i’m saying you are skipping leg day

[tropic escarp]

always skip leg day

[tropic escarp]

yh

[tropic escarp]

#475377522775687179

can he see that?

I think he can

[hearty heart]

yeah he can

that’s public

[tropic escarp]

so

you know those red servers called ‘northwood official’?

[brisk silo]

can i still join nw if im 4 yrs old?

[tropic escarp]

no

[brisk silo]

yes

[tropic escarp]

too old

you have to be 0

[brisk silo]

oh :(

[tropic escarp]

I’m a senior moderator on them; so uhh basically I enforce the rules there and have admin perms

discord mod but better cuz I get to play and have admin powers 😎

[brisk silo]

if i was a senior mod, could i perchance

give myself o5 at the start

:D

[tropic escarp]

and in ‘charge’, like I watch out for some normal moderators and train jrs

[tropic escarp]

no

that’s admin abuse

not joking rn

[hearty heart]

admin abuse funny tho

[brisk silo]

are u sure

[tropic escarp]

you can do stuff with the admin thing

[brisk silo]

yes

adam arbuz

[tropic escarp]

but do it in a way that it doesn’t affect others’ gameplay

unless it’s an event round

then you can admin abuse use the admin panel as you please

[brisk silo]

can i say on the broadcast "hot milf 2 miles away from you! Dont keep them waiting and go to Barabara 35."

[tropic escarp]

yes

[tropic escarp]

I suppose?

[brisk silo]

cool

[tropic escarp]

so long as you don’t spam it ig

[brisk silo]

give me admin :D

i think i broke the rules but i aint sure

lemme check

oh

i didnt :D

[tropic escarp]

banned

@hearty heart you got pd3?

I wanna know if it’s worth buying

or if I should stick to payday2

[hearty heart]

i have it, idk if i can recommend it though

[untold wyvern]

[hearty heart]

its good dont get me wrong it just doesn't have enough content really

[rancid dome]

Totally

[hearty heart]

like gameplay is fun

[untold wyvern]

totally not

[brisk silo]

what lvl do i need to send embeds

[rancid dome]

depends on channels, but mostly 10

[brisk silo]

pd3 is ass

[hearty heart]

actaully theres gonna be a new heist for free pretty soon so honestly, get it if its on sale

[brisk silo]

aight thanks to you :D

[nimble flicker]

if you guy wonder what is the QR code on the card mean

this is the anser

so i scan

it show the binary code

[brisk silo]

yea

[nimble flicker]

01010011011001010110001101110101011100100110010100100000010000110110111101101110011101000110000101101001011011100010000001010000011100100110111101110100011001010110001101110100

after sperate it

01010011 01100101 01100011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01000011 01101111 01101110 01110100 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01010000 01110010 01101111 01110100 01100101 01100011 01110100

it mean

Secure Contain Protect

[untold wyvern]

i didnt need to know

[rancid dome]

It's been on the game wiki for a very long time now actually

But nice to know someone still puts in the effort

[brisk silo]

is it on every card

[nimble flicker]

oh i didnt know

[rancid dome]

yup

[nimble flicker]

i think it a random QR

link to rick roll

[rancid dome]

Scanning the QR codes on the Keycards will give you binary. When translated the message will be "Secure. Contain. Protect."

[nimble flicker]

yes

i want all keycard decal

to make my roblox game

private

[untold wyvern]

add the lantern back

[nimble flicker]

it not removed

[rancid dome]

You do now :)

[untold wyvern]

atleast in a holiday update

[untold wyvern]

ik

i want it on every server tho

[fallow kite]

Hi my fellos

[rancid dome]

hello :D

[fallow kite]

😄

[fallow kite]

U know any good Android game

[rancid dome]

Any genres you specifically looking for?

I don't really have or know that many phone games sadly

But I can give some tho, I think

[fallow kite]

Horror

[rancid dome]

There isn't all that many I know of

You could start with something kinda classic like "Eyes" tho

The name is either that, or "Eyes: The Horror Game" or along that line

[fallow kite]

Ok

Tks

[fallow forge]

Get dead cells

[rancid dome]

No problem, hope ya enjoy it

[rancid dome]

Paid game 😭

Does look interesting tho

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-gunk-icanttakeitanymore-thistimeimreallygonnadoit-gif-8341758396657046929

[rancid dome]

Does this mean my family's gonna get kidnapped and locked up soon?

[fallow forge]

You'll be lucky if they only get locked up

[rancid dome]

Oh boy, looks like I gotta get back to it then

[rancid dome]

I fully support this, especially on Adobe stuffs

[nimble flicker]

_ _

[fallow forge]

Same

[polar spade]

That's a bit extreme

[fallow forge]

What the fuck?

That's consumerism in its pure form

[polar spade]

Its only the left earpod that's not working. The charging case and right earpod works just fine

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/going-insane-gif-6557302957518432840

[rancid dome]

Feels like that one company that asks you to cut the mouse cord before sending it to them for repairs

I forgot what that tech company is

[polar spade]

Logitech

[rancid dome]

Ah yeah

[polar spade]

Sounds like something they 100% would do

Anyway, im probably just going to generate E-waste tomorrow

gn

[rancid dome]

Gn mate

[random schooner]

It means the bird will come after you, but if you outsmart it, it makes for a good meal

[rancid dome]

My right earbuds, the only one that's working is now pretty much struggling pretty hard

But I must keep it alive

[rancid dome]

Does it require an .50 cal M2 browning?

I know just the right person that can supply them to me

[random schooner]

No, not that much. Here's the full comic

[rancid dome]

Ah, a surprise counterattack

[tight ermine]

I will bomb their headquarters if they don't refund me within the next 3 days

Double standards

[rancid dome]

I feel like you should be bombing Microsoft and Adobe instead

[tight ermine]

Malaysia

[sonic musk]

is quincy a cat?

[rancid dome]

Definitely

[tight ermine]

Hello, my name is Quincy

[fallow kite]

Is SCP laboratory for mobile

[sonic musk]

try to play it on nvidia geforce

app

[fallow kite]

Ok

I guess

[rancid dome]

I think you should port the game into a DS

[tight ermine]

14.0 - DS update

[rancid dome]

Helll yeahh

One problem

I don't own a DS

[tight ermine]

Paypal me $2000

I won't give you a DS but I'll have $2000

It's a win-win

[dull aspen]

WhT

What

[rancid dome]

I must admit, I'm down, but I would need to find myself another $1999

The offer is very tempting

[tight ermine]

Just use a credit card

[untold wyvern]

scp cb broke my pc

[tight ermine]

Infinite money glitch free 2024

[rancid dome]

I don't have any sort of income lol

[sonic musk]

[dull aspen]

Sorry

[rancid dome]

Plus, my bank would be looking at my statement and decline my credit card app without hesitation lol

I may have bought too many merchandise

[tight ermine]

Fair enough

[untold wyvern]

[tight ermine]

If you'd PayPal me $2000 I could PayPal you $500

Good deal

Yeah I'm quite generous

[rough owl]

You could?

[rancid dome]

Years into the future where I have money. I'll take the deal man

[tight ermine]

I won't, but I could

[rough owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741617532967845888/1271398531113947137/thing.gif

[tight ermine]

IT'S NOW OR NEVER!!

[untold wyvern]

what

[rancid dome]

"Take the shot"?

[fossil wasp]

loaf

[untold wyvern]

should i eat the chicken first

[rancid dome]

Yes yes

[fossil wasp]

chimpkin?

[rancid dome]

Before it becomes bad ya know

[sonic musk]

kentucky fried chicken

[untold wyvern]

yum

WHY

[rancid dome]

Oof

[dull aspen]

I don't remember chicken in CB

[fossil wasp]

adds extra crunch

[rancid dome]

Looks like you ate the chickens you see in ad commercials

[untold wyvern]

the uranium candy is much worse

[rancid dome]

I like how the guy just eats the fkn nails as well instead of yknow, not eating them

[untold wyvern]

look

https://medal.tv/games/scp-containment-breach/clips/is6c5bqFhg2KNkXm6/d1337bxmuimx?invite=cr-MSxVVm8sMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[rancid dome]

The digestive tract definitely does not like it

[dull aspen]

This is NOT cb

[untold wyvern]

who modified my cb

[rancid dome]

Me

I snuck into your room and messed around with your pc

[untold wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-containment-breach/clips/is6fLoUtjGqdejz8z/d1337kBvtKTi?invite=cr-MSxSV2QsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[tight ermine]

Noemi does it again

(did you steal his cat?)

[untold wyvern]

i had to make a new game

[rancid dome]

Gotta get the sneak points up

[rancid dome]

I would never do such a thing

[fleet stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[rancid dome]

A man needs his cat

[untold wyvern]

NO CHICKEN

YIPPI

[fallow forge]

A man needs his pussy

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-meme-meme-love-mulch-my-beloved-gif-14704624688291981802

[meager slate]

Mulch

[rancid dome]

I think you gotta cook yourself one man

And hopefully not put in any nails by accident

[untold wyvern]

stacked

do i eat all of it

[hardy pike]

Do you guys like the new models

[rancid dome]

All you need is just a gram of uranium

[untold wyvern]

EAT

[rancid dome]

As long as the game performance does not drop, I'm perfectly fine

And not an 8-bit character as well xD

[untold wyvern]

its the same

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[untold wyvern]

it doesnt buff the effect

the code l1gm4 is fire tho

[rancid dome]

You mean to say it doesn't have 1 gram of uranium?

[untold wyvern]

914 is near

[rancid dome]

[tropic escarp]

cool 😎

[tropic escarp]

sad

[tropic escarp]

that’s what I’ve heard yh, not enough guns and perks

[fallow kite]

How is this name

[tropic escarp]

ty for the info 🙏

[fallow kite]

Probly good I guess

[tropic escarp]

discord moderator hello!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-meme-goku-meme-gif-9178081420425689616

[fallow kite]

Where

[tropic escarp]

above

[fallow kite]

And how is my 🦆 name

[tropic escarp]

peanut

[rancid dome]

Hello Kennedy

[fallow kite]

How is my username

[tropic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/john-f-kennedy-jfk-rice-university-clap-hands-clapping-gif-21042188

[fallow kite]

How can I get leveled up role

[tropic escarp]

pay admin

[fallow kite]

What

[tropic escarp]

100 TIX

[rancid dome]

Alright I suppose, does look like something you'd get from a nametag generator though

[untold wyvern]

these scps stand no chance 🗣️ 🔥

[fallow forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jfk-clone-high-i-like-your-funny-words-magic-man-jack-black-gif-18659433

[fallow kite]

No someone gave me

[rancid dome]

A shame what happened to you in 1963

[fallow kite]

He is from this server

[rancid dome]

Open minded!

[tight ermine]

Pay me

[untold wyvern]

i didnt know they had ammo bro

this shi unfair

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/money-money-money-gif-3641396535535975514

No gif

[tropic escarp]

it’s 100TIX per 10 levels

[fallow kite]

[tropic escarp]

payment

[fallow kite]

Why

[tropic escarp]

because

fortnite

[fallow kite]

I have fornite

[tropic escarp]

no

fake news

[fallow kite]

On mobile

[tropic escarp]

I never got the open minded treatment

[rancid dome]

I remembered someone working so hard to get a loaded gun in game for it to literally say "I don't think I'll be needing this soon."

[tropic escarp]

illusion

[fallow forge]

Can I get Northwood Studios role

[tropic escarp]

yes

[fallow forge]

Pretty plea

[fallow kite]

Can I get a role

[fallow forge]

[tropic escarp]

yes

[rancid dome]

But the so-called rare "bullet in brain" disease?

[fallow forge]

No his head just did that

[rancid dome]

Maybe... lead poisoning?

[tropic escarp]

I did contract that disease, yes

but I have recovered since then

thank you all for the wishes

[rancid dome]

Damn man, that's a real bummer you had it

[tight ermine]

Pay me

[fathom hawk]

I were on Lunar SCP (italian) i got two clips actually

[tropic escarp]

true

[rancid dome]

That'll be 10 trillion dollars, please

[tropic escarp]

wha

[fallow kite]

Ok 💵💵 here @tight ermine

[tropic escarp]

I do not handle other servers

just northwood official servers

[fathom hawk]

Ah ok

Sad

[untold wyvern]

i am outta here

[tropic escarp]

can’t ban them myself because someone needs to be in overwatch while the cheater is there

try contacting server admins @fathom hawk

[fathom hawk]

Already did

[tropic escarp]

then you’ll have to wait

[fathom hawk]

I need to do the request auth

[tropic escarp]

wait

[fathom hawk]

I already banned him i am the admin

[tropic escarp]

you’re a player or an admin?

[fathom hawk]

Lol

[tropic escarp]

oh

oh

send us the auth then

do you have polaris?

[fathom hawk]

I can't find it

It didn't save

[tropic escarp]

wdym 😭

[fathom hawk]

No

[fallow kite]

Where is it

[tropic escarp]

well fuck

[fathom hawk]

Medal doesn't work sometimes

[tropic escarp]

without an auth token we can’t global ban

[fathom hawk]

Goofy ass app

[tight ermine]

Can't find the money, still waiting

[tropic escarp]

I feel you

I use medal

[fallow kite]

💵💵💵💵 here

[rancid dome]

This is why you use OBS :3

[tropic escarp]

had a cheater and he got away cuz I couldn’t clip the thing 😭😭😭

[tight ermine]

OBS my beloved

[fallow kite]

So my role

[tropic escarp]

y’all r crazy

[fathom hawk]

Bruh

[tropic escarp]

nvidia shadowplay

[tropic escarp]

10million dollars worth jn gold

by 10pm

or no role

[rancid dome]

Minor tomfoolery

[tropic escarp]

really annoying cuz sometimes the button just doesn’t work

[fallow kite]

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

Here

It's full of gold

[fathom hawk]

How can i take the auth now he's banned

[rancid dome]

Time travel

Or hope he does it on another server and the admin on that one gets him

[fathom hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/time-traveling-its-rucka-terminator-song-time-warp-traveling-through-time-gif-21784699

[tropic escarp]

you can’t

[fallow kite]

U don't have permission

[fathom hawk]

Bruh

[tropic escarp]

someone else will have to catch him again

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/time-traveling-its-rucka-terminator-song-time-warp-traveling-through-time-gif-21784699

[fathom hawk]

Bruh pt2

[tropic escarp]

in order for him to get global banned

[rancid dome]

That's quite literally what I said xD

[fathom hawk]

Will warn the other server about that

[tropic escarp]

yes but

2 is better than 1

😎

[tropic escarp]

would be the best option

[fathom hawk]

Noice

[tropic escarp]

what’s his in-game name?

mb he shows up on our doorstep

[rancid dome]

I'm sure he'd listen to you more anyway since it's your field hahahh

[fathom hawk]

A pretty difficult one let me see the clip

[tropic escarp]

real

[tropic escarp]

send it in dms or whatever

and I’ll add him to watchlist

[tropic escarp]

do you have some spare apfsds?

[rancid dome]

Not atm, they're still in transit

[tropic escarp]

sad

:(

[fallow kite]

Ok bye

[tropic escarp]

bye

[rancid dome]

Cross world shipping from the US of A

[rancid dome]

Bye 👋

[tropic escarp]

me when US of A

[rancid dome]

🦅 🇺🇸

[tropic escarp]

🙏🙏

but on a real note

how many dmods does this server have 😭😭

[somber raptor]

Some mofo on steam is about to reach level 6000

[tropic escarp]

how

[rancid dome]

Hmm

[buoyant helm]

vanilla gameplay is like eating vanilla ice cream. it's a bit bland and might turn some people away but it's the base and foundation of all ice cream and so it's a good start

vanilla+/lightly modded servers is like putting some rainbow sprinkles on your vanilla ice cream to make it better appearance and taste wise

chocolate/modded servers is a variant of vanilla ice cream but it's very different from vanilla ice cream taste and appearance wise, but it's still ice cream

heavily modded servers aren't even eating ice cream

[tropic escarp]

me when textwall

me when funny spam guy

[plush elk]

I feel dr. Brights is a good blend of modded

[rancid dome]

@tropic escarp can check #server-rules

There's a list of dmods

[buoyant helm]

nnnnNNNNNOOOO

[cobalt harbor]

Лплп

[rancid dome]

-1 cuz Lucid is a community helper atm

[buoyant helm]

but that's seriously considered a text wall?

[tropic escarp]

zamn I forgor

[somber raptor]

5 mods, 3 overseers and nathan

[tropic escarp]

no

I’m trolling

[buoyant helm]

aw

[tropic escarp]

ty 🙏

[rancid dome]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[tropic escarp]

back in my day-

what the fuck

russian command???

what else

[rancid dome]

For other languages

[tropic escarp]

!ping

[snow umbra]

Pong.

[somber raptor]

Rn he's at level 5960

Meaning he spent 971K$ on steam

[fleet stag]

"back in my day we used to laugh at skibidi toilet now you all love it"

[tropic escarp]

true

[visual acorn]

Money

[fleet stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/374898093830832131/1270421608099741696/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_5.gif

[visual acorn]

Is power

[tropic escarp]

fair ig

[rancid dome]

Missed Starzie 😔

[tropic escarp]

!connectionterminated

[plush elk]

Why does the scientist look so old

[tropic escarp]

right

[somber raptor]

Thing is he shows a white circle around his level because there's no badge yet for levels over 5299

[somber raptor]

He probably is

[fleet stag]

because he is old you need to see the current model we have its also old

[plush elk]

Also they should add a randomized factor to scientist/ d class to make each unique

Looks wise

[tropic escarp]

same is funnier

[fleet stag]

in the future not in 14.0

[plush elk]

Ooooh

[fleet stag]

is it just me because i love jamming to this track

while im working on something

[plush elk]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-excited-die-sorry-chaos-insurgency-gif-10462820768095738116

[fleet stag]

https://tenor.com/view/subsidiary-embed-embed-perms-subsidiary-of-tojo-clan-subsidiary-of-the-tojo-clan-gif-22735130

[tropic escarp]

dk who that was

[plush elk]

Why are all my gifs broken ;-;

[rancid dome]

Astral

Starzer

[tropic escarp]

oh astral

why the name change 😭

@astral ibex dmod when???

[rancid dome]

He gifted me a game and used Starzie in his name lol

[tropic escarp]

stop managing humans

frfr

[tropic escarp]

🥶

I remember when nathan was not the funny man

[rancid dome]

Don't think it was that long ago no?

[fleet stag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810336500637499403/1110417491676635186/steahhappy.gif

[rancid dome]

They should be arriving soon, gimme your address and I will definitely send them to you, free of charge

[fathom hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-gif-21882904

[rancid dome]

Rip embed

[fathom hawk]

Wth

[fleet stratus]

i swear tf2 contracts are the most fucking annoying thing ever

get 71 score, person under me 30

and dont get ,,MVP" cuz my team lost

[valid silo]

Jumpscar

[fleet stag]

[valid silo]

WAHHH

[orchid kraken]

Dawg what is happening in NW?

Im in their studio and its literally looking like roblox Obby

[rancid dome]

We let the wrong person in charge

Of doing the plannings

[astral ibex]

Now

Yep

Thata right
Im a dmod again

[orchid kraken]

@rancid dome https://youtu.be/fyKZhAqk6zQ?si=TxRLzlxTFBM3Qsu3
Music recommendation

https://youtu.be/VrEuWlWG8O0?si=lKG2IzE24Q0V9SKh

[rancid dome]

Feel free to leave them in my DMs

I'm not home yet and I can hardly hear anything thru my earbuds atm

[tropic escarp]

seems like it’s been a while, idk

[rancid dome]

Ah

[tropic escarp]

yay

[glacial nymph]

wasap gamers

[rancid dome]

Wassup

[glacial nymph]

nothing much

work

boring

[tropic escarp]

das so cool!!!!

welcome rubadub

cool guy 👍

[orchid kraken]

Human resources? Like using humans ?

[white finch]

Everyone we just got a crazy new update

[fleet stag]

what update?

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hypnotizing-hypnotizing-dog-hyptonizing-you-hypnotizing-you-собака-гипнотизирует-gif-14437882061713379771

[fleet stag]

northwood staff trying to make forget

[white finch]

if you dont know the scp lore, let the scp masters handle this update😎

[fleet stag]

[orchid kraken]

Unadd 106 and add 106

[untold wyvern]

also

check #media-posts

[tropic escarp]

yes!!!

rub a dub uses humans!!!

report him pls

[rancid dome]

You got it 👍

[muted wadi]

where vac can be appealed

[rancid dome]

You can't really appeal VAC bans

[orchid kraken]

Bro got vac banned lmfao

[safe grove]

hey chat

[muted wadi]

i mean sl global ban

[tropic escarp]

vac bans are non-appealable, as stated by steam themselves

[untold wyvern]

SCPS ARE B HOPPING IN CB

[tropic escarp]

oh?

[orchid kraken]

If u get falsely banned by VAC, it will be automatically removed

[tropic escarp]

wdym appealing an sl global ban?

[muted wadi]

mf got banned and he's want to appeal

[tropic escarp]

❌

[muted wadi]

strange

[orchid kraken]

https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

[muted wadi]

ty

[tropic escarp]

I mean

the ban gets reviewed by like 3-4 people

it’s 99.9% accurate

[muted wadi]

i literally banned one cheater one time

[orchid kraken]

This aint no overwatch like in csgo‼️🔥🗣

[muted wadi]

and hes got unbanned

[muted wadi]

i mean reported to global mods

and they banned him

[orchid kraken]

Banning amd unbanning to seem like they're working

Smart move tho

[agile nexus]

[wind crane]

.

[untold wyvern]

who got banned

[tropic escarp]

real

[tropic escarp]

hmm

interesting

[tropic escarp]

so you got banned; das what you’re saying

maybe false positive

go ahead and appeal ig

[untold wyvern]

he got banned?

[tropic escarp]

apparently

[muted wadi]

im not

[untold wyvern]

is it a vac

[muted wadi]

my friend

[tropic escarp]

wdym you’re not

ou nvm

[muted wadi]

also sl global ban is vac in steam profile

[tropic escarp]

you didn’t say that you got banned

you just asked how to appeal

[tropic escarp]

uhhh, no?

[untold wyvern]

you got banned in the first place

or your friend ig

[tropic escarp]

last I checked sl global ban doesn’t count as vac

[agile nexus]

[tropic escarp]

maybe from some other game

[muted wadi]

it does

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199010361771

[tropic escarp]

lemme check

[muted wadi]

uh nvm

[untold wyvern]

969 hours

damn

[muted wadi]

it shows different

just he has also vac in dota

[muted wadi]

I didn't know about it

so i thought it is also a vac

game bans looks pretty similar

[untold wyvern]

my enter button broke again

FINALLY

im gonna play on the memescp server for the first time

im scared

and im leaving

theyre talking about french and russian people being bad

i cant

[meager slate]

[tropic escarp]

yh sorry my phone died

as I said

sl global bans are NOT VAC

[muted wadi]

yeah

it is game ban

also shown in steam profile

[tropic escarp]

but not vac

do you know by chance what server your friend was playing on?

when he got banned?

or the last server he played on before getting banned

[fallow kite]

I cant access the artwork it gives a 404 ?

[tropic escarp]

idk

try #technical-support

[muted wadi]

on my server

[glacial nymph]

who wants free rep point?

[gaunt talon]

Me

[glacial nymph]

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[untold wyvern]

quincy

[muted wadi]

I myself believe that he is using cheats, but he swears very strongly that he is not

[untold wyvern]

if he uses cheats then no

[tropic escarp]

??????

why appeal if he had cheats

he won’t get unbanned

[muted wadi]

idk about this

[fleet stratus]

to waste his appeal of course

[muted wadi]

i think he have

[tropic escarp]

like, if you think he had cheats then he indeed had cheats

[muted wadi]

but i cant say it 100%

[tropic escarp]

if even you suspect your friend

then it’s clear

[fleet stratus]

i mean sometimes it seems like it

[untold wyvern]

gonna stay banned

[fleet stratus]

in scp sl i respect only the spin cheat

for the people who turn it off once fighting start

[fossil wasp]

what’s that

[untold wyvern]

spinbot

[muted wadi]

it isnt popular

most of cheaters using silent aim

[fleet stratus]

people run while their model spins 360 insanely fast

[fossil wasp]

i don’t need no bot to do that

[safe grove]

stares

[tropic escarp]

well, the mods will see if it was a false positive

[muted wadi]

yeah

[tropic escarp]

tho if you yourself suspect him, the chances are slim of him getting unbanned

[untold wyvern]

brodie what is thisv

[fleet stratus]

it happens

[gaunt talon]

Button

[fleet stratus]

when the room is in a specific location i think

[gaunt talon]

Sometimes in server room it goes inside the wall

[fleet stratus]

idk if it has to be next to 049

or smth

[tropic escarp]

john southwood

where is clint eastwood

[untold wyvern]

bill north eastwood

[gaunt talon]

There is smith eastwood

[fleet stratus]

where john fortnite tho

[regal bronze]

when will they make it so that i would be able to tell the difference between a chaos and an mtf?

[untold wyvern]

14 smth

14.0 update

[last crow]

anyone know what an internal exception occurred address 0x4057659d with scp sl

wont even lauch so thats why i stoped playing

[fallow kite]

Memory related

Beyond that I don't know

[untold wyvern]

@tropic escarp this is the comments on his friend's acc (it says that he uses wallhacks and aimbot)

tons of other -reps

[last crow]

could it be that it doesnt like my memory overclock i wonder

[untold wyvern]

he gets +reps from people that say hes good

they think so

[humble cypress]

that's definitely a possibility, I would lower / set it to default. If you're still having issues check out #technical-support

[tropic escarp]

how’d you find that 😭

[untold wyvern]

easy

[tropic escarp]

I mean if he has lots of accusations and -reps then he is most likely cheating

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[untold wyvern]

yeah

100% cheating

[tropic escarp]

that’s my take

and besides

first someone has to review the cheater

and only then they get banned

[untold wyvern]

the vac ban says it

[tropic escarp]

it’s not an automated system like other games

[tropic escarp]

that’s on dota

but still, good point

[tranquil hamlet]

how do you make the profile button next to the report button disappear whenever you click n

[tropic escarp]

common cheater

[tropic escarp]

settings

in main menu

[untold wyvern]

cheaters always have a lot of -reps

[tropic escarp]

and other/accesiblity I think

[tranquil hamlet]

oh

ok thx

[tropic escarp]

yw

[wintry current]

Jesse. We need to escape the scp secret laboratory or we’ll be dead by daylight. We couldn’t last here even a Fortnite!

Brilliant writing

Why does the new micro look like a small fucking power generator

[untold wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159010897629548644/1181180083050917910/attachment.gif

[fallow kite]

"Cammyisafatass"

[orchid kraken]

How tf u even manage to be banned in NON COMPETITIVE GAME

[untold wyvern]

i didnt make the gif

[still moth]

hacking is still bannable lole

[orchid kraken]

First question is why td cheat in game that has literally no ranked stuff

[fallow kite]

Oh my god

[fallow kite]

I just found the roblox game where the kid was screaming "stupid apple" and kept getting jumpscared by fruits

[still moth]

people hack in every game

[still moth]

for a variety of reasons

[safe grove]

stares

[fleet stag]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[safe grove]

how come shy guy cant see the other scps when hes in rage

does he have adhd and cant focus on multiple things at once or something

[fleet stratus]

he feels immense pain inside and cant focus on anything except getting rid of it

he knows the only way to stop the pain is to kill those who saw his face

i bet if I was to break your femur in a room full of people you wouldnt give a fuck about them

[thin zodiac]

kitchen island

[visual acorn]

I think I made this gif

[visual acorn]

Stupid question

People even cheat in single player games

[untold wyvern]

nvm