general-chat

[fossil oxide]

Awesome

[tough tapir]

Covfee

Cappuccino never goes wrong

[random schooner]

Vodka

[tough tapir]

Finnish breakfast

Vodka and cigarette

[eager wadi]

while in a sauna

[quasi isle]

👋

[ornate kindle]

You caught me

[whole scroll]

NorthWood please remove 939

or nerf it

[zinc gazelle]

Are you serious?

[whole scroll]

yes

[zinc gazelle]

He is already been nerf twice

[whole scroll]

still too op

[zinc gazelle]

Hmm

O I get it

Because you are dying too much but not playing by 939

That’s why complaining

[whole scroll]

i hate that fucking C move

just walking and it jumps on you

[zinc gazelle]

Hah!

This can be easily dodged!

[whole scroll]

no

camping

[whole scroll]

tell me how it can be dodged if he is camping

[zinc gazelle]

If you open door just move to the wall

[whole scroll]

no im walking on open space and he is waiting on the other side like sideways

[zinc gazelle]

Hmm

[whole scroll]

or when i just enter elevator he is waiting

[zinc gazelle]

Just listening the sounds

[whole scroll]

to the crouching?

[zinc gazelle]

Yes

[whole scroll]

while he is waiting?

how can you even hear that

[zinc gazelle]

The more he’s waiting

The louder he’s sounds

[whole scroll]

Hmm

ill check that

[zinc gazelle]

13.1

Version where it’s appear

As long as I can remember

[whole scroll]

ok

[tough tapir]

Mokou

https://tenor.com/view/fujiwara-no-mokou-touhou-fumo-gif-24086477

[somber raptor]

hi

cool, Iris just reset all of my shader settings

[dusty sinew]

anyone knows how to solve errors related to exiled?

[polar spade]

Probably the exiled server

[somber raptor]

i put bloom to 'Insane' 💀

[eager wadi]

join their discord server

[somber raptor]

oh god

[strange niche]

Deep fried gameplay

[dusty sinew]

do you have an invite to it by any chance?

[polar spade]

Sorry, i don't have a link saved for you

Try searching it up on google

[dusty sinew]

pretty sure their server shut down

[somber raptor]

or:

[somber raptor]

no it most definitely still exists

[strange niche]

[dusty sinew]

oh yea found it

[orchid kraken]

Guys i found the new Facility guard referenced guy

[zinc gazelle]

Guard from Russian store “пятёрочка”

[orchid kraken]

Someone told new dclass looks like "ahmat magomed"

No idea who it is but sounds funny

And new scientist like Walter....

[zinc gazelle]

Kazakh?

In Scp?

[orchid kraken]

Put your dick away waltuh....

[orchid kraken]

Sounds like Caucasus

[zinc gazelle]

🇰🇿

Just for measure

[lavish moss]

hom

[radiant fiber]

Kazakhstan?

[zinc gazelle]

yes

[stoic current]

Boredom.

[rough wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp5iwZoCoc this is the most comedic shit i ever watched lmfao

[orchid kraken]

Thats where my girl comes from

[zinc gazelle]

cool

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[eager wadi]

that is not spongdal

[strange trellis]

WHEN IT FLOATS DOWN!!!!!!!

[strange trellis]

joke ruined :(

[eager wadi]

spongdal doesn't float down

[strange trellis]

I will poison your rabbit

[eager wadi]

don't have a rabbit

[strange trellis]

your rabbit meat

[eager wadi]

not eating rabbit this week

[strange trellis]

fake malteser

thats like a brit not drinking tea

[eager wadi]

ok swedish

[strange trellis]

how dare you compare me to those things

[eager wadi]

norway isn't real

kalmar union is

[meager slate]

the malta

[bold talon]

Your M :(

[eager wadi]

hello austrian

[orchid kraken]

@eager wadi

[eager wadi]

i have just drank a hungarian-made (or produced in hungary) beverage

[orchid kraken]

Hi, mind opening a client ticket in #technical-support

[eager wadi]

!stab @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

noxplis#0 has been muted in this server.

[meager slate]

[orchid kraken]

Bro

[meager slate]

Aboose

[meager slate]

You have 30 seconds to live

[orchid kraken]

Being highest class of moderator is basically being able to abuse it for fun

[eager wadi]

i drank it like 4 hours ago

[eager wadi]

just don't cringe

simple

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/camboysminaj-gif-13704039054708777555

[meager slate]

still

[eager wadi]

guess im immune

[meager slate]

You're just a big moderator

big wide moderator

[eager wadi]

and you were the small moderator

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

just without the moderator

[meager slate]

never small only tall

[rough wing]

Auro by the way you speak i can determine you are small

[eager wadi]

5'2 ain't the highest point

[meager slate]

Impossible

[latent wren]

Hi guys

[eager wadi]

[orchid kraken]

4'11 arguing with 5'2 person

[eager wadi]

why are you arguing with auro?

[orchid kraken]

I was dead

https://tenor.com/view/im-dead-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-bruh-skeleton-dead-im-dead-bruh-gif-26854866

[eager wadi]

glad you agree you're 4'11

[meager slate]

Nyathan height reveal

[eager wadi]

[rough wing]

i am 11'7

[meager slate]

You're 4'9

Nathan

[orchid kraken]

Im 6'3

[eager wadi]

too late

[eager wadi]

erm, 5'9

[orchid kraken]

Fuck you man

[eager wadi]

[meager slate]

4'9*

you made a slight typo

[eager wadi]

okay auro

[orchid kraken]

I love that the staff here have humor cuz im banned in most servers for calling them 4'11

[rough wing]

Projection

[eager wadi]

you can keep reaching for that item on the shelf you can't reach

[meager slate]

There is no such item

I am tall

[eager wadi]

when you get a ladder you are

[tough tapir]

[orchid kraken]

Bros tall is 5'2

[eager wadi]

mmm bnuy

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-hero-starman-superman-gif-5670562936153558097

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

Still taller than 4'11

[tough tapir]

Crunchy seabnuui

[eager wadi]

i will play some minecraft now.

[orchid kraken]

Nathan is 4'11 yeah

[meager slate]

[latent wren]

What's up?

[eager wadi]

right.

[rough wing]

martincitopant

[orchid kraken]

Im 6'3

191cm

[eager wadi]

Nothing much.

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

[orchid kraken]

Nathan putting dots at ends shows he is done joking around

[meager slate]

[orchid kraken]

Sigma mode activated

[meager slate]

Have fun

[rough wing]

The dots are the only way you can tell if he's serious or not

I don't blame him

[eager wadi]

never knew ancient is the same height as you.

[meager slate]

Well now you know

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-ratt-gif-4861345091465343886

[rough wing]

@eager wadicould you go dms please

[orchid kraken]

Thats for most ppl
Its either being serious or sad

[rough wing]

or do i have to do modmail

[eager wadi]

modmail

[latent wren]

Okay

[orchid kraken]

Obviously says he dont respond to dms

[orchid kraken]

Nathan literally fuck you for changing my name to Nox4'11

[haughty oasis]

prob dumb question, but how'd I go about getting Site Director (Server Host)?

[rough wing]

bad

change your pfp

[eager wadi]

you're welcome.

[eager wadi]

type !hostrole command in your server console.

[haughty oasis]

Where is the server console

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

@meager slate mind assisting

[meager slate]

Thats a tough question, depends on what host you're using too, I think

[tough tapir]

Auro Hosting

[neon isle]

[tough tapir]

Tiny server cap

[mystic summit]

auwo

[meager slate]

hallo

[mystic summit]

[rough wing]

auro

[lavish moss]

hom

[tough tapir]

moog

[lavish moss]

hom

[tough tapir]

moog

[lavish moss]

hom?

[tough tapir]

moog.

[meager slate]

Shardbearer Mohg

[lavish moss]

hom!

[tough tapir]

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[tough tapir]

Aurobearer hand

[strange trellis]

Mohg, Lord of Boob

[tough tapir]

When it spongs down

[meager slate]

[haughty oasis]

Hosting server

[meager slate]

On your own PC, or?

[tough tapir]

On Nathan's pc

[orchid kraken]

@meager slate opinion on garlic bread

[meager slate]

never had it

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-mr-incredible-computer-terminated-upset-gif-24887094

[meager slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813161028460085282/1107368923608920084/B57D1892-6A7D-4505-B0CC-3BCB7CC6F27D.gif

[orchid kraken]

Me when lidl has no choc donuts

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-incredible-incredibles-meme-syndrome-syndrome-incredibles-gif-25207898

[pearl anvil]

chat

which one is cooler?

2 double barrel pistols

or 1 triple barrel shotgun

[smoky bloom]

Me looking at my Xbox 360 friend list

[plush bolt]

the 2 doubles, more barrels is better

[orchid kraken]

Downloaded brawl stars and clash royale, logged into my old account and all friends are dead

Last seen 360+ days ago

[errant hollow]

Because they've moved onto better games...

[orchid kraken]

No shit

I uninstalled it anyway

[visual acorn]

Let's go

[fallow kite]

@eager wadi can we have this as an emote.....

[orchid kraken]

2016 type shit

[fallow kite]

its so good....

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[eager wadi]

sure

[compact dock]

:3

[fallow kite]

What is that

Looks like an avali or something

[tame hollow]

@orchid kraken 🦐

[orchid kraken]

what

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/lebronkrilld-gif-16577660168367355069

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-activity-shrimp-activity-fish-activity-clam-activity-gif-25683373

[compact dock]

:3

[fallow kite]

Is it an avali

[fossil zodiac]

[visual acorn]

Satisfying af

[fleet stratus]

whats your board

[worldly orchid]

capybaras are cute

[fallow kite]

Can the CDC stop calling me about covid I literally don't care

[somber raptor]

well that was definitely expected

[green verge]

Got myself some capybara stickers from Japan

[somber raptor]

C a p y b a r a ?

CAPYBARA!!!

coconut doggy!!!

[tame hollow]

I am sorry for your loss silver 1 buddy

[somber raptor]

Mills is a shithole of a map

[tame hollow]

you think so?

Mills is kinda nice twist

to me

[feral zephyr]

Where's the recipe

[compact dock]

:3

[fallow kite]

? Thanks for answering

Hardest question ever asked of someone with an avali pfp

[lavish moss]

hom 🇦🇹 ?

[fallow kite]

Pinky donut

Gay donut

Hi Car

I'm going to go swimming

[lavish moss]

hom 🇩🇪 hom hom 🇦🇹 hom ?

[orchid kraken]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/austria-victory-gif-23713200

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[somber raptor]

uhhhh...

[milk] [milk] [milk]
[sugar] [egg] [sugar] ----> [cake]
[wheat] [wheat] [wheat]

[stoic current]

Wagwan.

Me is back.

Me is start grind in T-90 minutes.

Shit wrong server.

[clear cedar]

Hello

[hollow furnace]

meth recipe :3

[feral zephyr]

That's what I meant

[glossy coyote]

can you tell me the recipe for cookies?

[somber raptor]

[wheat] [cocoa beans] [wheat] ----> [8x cookie]

[glossy coyote]

ill have to try that out

give me a moment

[hollow furnace]

mods are awake

[glossy coyote]

indeeed

[hollow furnace]

what happens if i say skibidi toilet

[native chasm]

Did sometime set my nickname?

Just joined and it's already this

[strange trellis]

bot did it automatically since your name starts with .

[native chasm]

aite bet

Won't let me change it either ig

[fierce star]

Name of the keyboard?

[visual acorn]

Corsair k65 plus

[fierce star]

👍

[orchid kraken]

Ping me if you want a

[native chasm]

@orchid kraken

[orchid kraken]

What

Yeah youre getting a

[native chasm]

Fuck yeah

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094949482535321690/1266414825932587048/attachment-1.gif

[worldly orchid]

I saw frogs a few days ago

[lyric summit]

hello 👋

[gleaming surge]

Balls

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-939-939-dog-scp-sl-scp-gif-1519866487959272020

[lavish moss]

hom hom hom (do u speak german)?

[orchid kraken]

Hom hom hom hom hom (nah weißt, ich kein deutsch)

I can clearly speak good german

I just love to talk ausländisch deutsch where half of words are wrong lmfao

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-25879491

[lavish moss]

hom hom hom (meinst du Dialekt) ?

[orchid kraken]

Hom hom hom. (Ja)

[bleak coral]

e

[lavish moss]

hom hom (lebst in wien oder wo anders?)

[orchid kraken]

Hom hom hom (wien)

Also lets go english cuz

[lavish moss]

https://tenor.com/view/luccabug-side-eye-cat-luccabug-cats-gif-4837800896815179590

:/

[lavish moss]

hom hom hom hom (I'm afraid of you now)

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/luccabug-side-eye-cat-luccabug-cats-gif-4837800896815179590

[lavish moss]

hom

[strong dune]

is the triple com-15 still available?

[hazy notch]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[somber raptor]

hehehe

[strong dune]

okay then

[worldly orchid]

The COM-45 is currently an SCP-914 exclusive item

[strong dune]

but can you get it throught 914 rn

[worldly orchid]

Didn’t I just say so

Yes you put the COM-15 on very fine and you have a chance

[orchid kraken]

Add knifes to scp sl

Someone gonna recreate purple man from fnaf in scp sl

Jason and michael myers

[strong dune]

it used to be event exclusive

[tame hollow]

wait who told you

[orchid kraken]

Because we need to knife them scientologists

Never realized how quick i went from s20+ to s21+

[hoary nexus]

homhomhom

[gilded timber]

!langpl

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[grizzled pulsar]

Why people cant be as fat as klapek

[cyan stump]

boy do i love clicking join server for 20 minutes because the server is full and the devs couldnt add a simple queue mechanic

[orchid kraken]

What Hubert is an AI machine?

Designed to create sl so others can become very dumb

[trail glade]

https://youtu.be/_7A8a21QBp4?si=YcRWtxNd9S99aMu4

[strong dune]

bad idea actually

[solid echo]

let hubert have his 1000 year nap

https://tenor.com/view/the-cycle-continues-mob-of-the-dead-black-ops2-bo2-zombies-gif-22033570

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-homelander-the-boys-yummers-about-me-yummers-meme-gif-17522500679864447393

[quick knot]

COM-45 has never been event exclusive

it wasnt even added for an event

[strong dune]

xmas event

during

[quick knot]

the tree could give you it, but it has always been in 914 since it was added

and it was never added during an event, it was just added during a major update

[strong dune]

what

[quick knot]

it was added in 12.0

a month before the xmas event

[strong dune]

isnt that the xmas event

the dog update..

[quick knot]

12.0 and xmas did launch around the same time

but COM-45 was added to 12.0's beta before the event

[visual acorn]

Com 45 is massively underrated

Everyone wants to obtain a micro hid in 914

But almost no one com 45

[orchid kraken]

@quick knot

[strong dune]

if youre the wiki guy, write when things were added in the wiki page

[quick knot]

COM-45 was added November 19th 2022

[strong dune]

add that to the wiki

[tame hollow]

@somber raptor

[somber raptor]

Fr

[tame hollow]

i should open more cases

surely I will pull a jackpot today

trol

[somber raptor]

Cs players have embedded ADHD: can't go too long without pressing F to inspect

[somber raptor]

If you do hmu

[past path]

is role playing prohibited chat

[somber raptor]

Have you read the #server-rules ?

[past path]

yeah

why is it prohibited tho i find it cringe

[somber raptor]

I have an idea

Whenever i rank up on a map, i open a case (i rarely rank up)

[tame hollow]

it was a good choice to hoard riptide cases

[somber raptor]

Damn do you use the P250

[tame hollow]

surely

its a good pistol

i prefer the five seven tho

[somber raptor]

Same

[quick knot]

because this isnt a roleplay server

[somber raptor]

Although since i bought that StatTrak Flame Test i can't do shit with it 💀

[tame hollow]

its such a lovely skin man

[somber raptor]

Yeah it's a cool skin

I wish i could afford more expensive skins...

[somber raptor]

But meh... even if i could i don't plan on spending more than 1€ on each skin until i get good

It happened again, someone got hacked and a 6000€ skin sold for 1.25€

[tame hollow]

stupid mfers

[rigid locust]

valve realizing they can just "fix" tfpoo by releasing a fix every 1-2 years and adding creates everything season and the fans will actually eat up all the slop

[visual acorn]

I will give all my money for in game skins

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-futurama-fry-take-my-money-money-gif-15195954

[rigid locust]

me playing tfpoo

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sleep-dog-sleeping-w-goofy-sleeping-sound-gif-5498863985254423453

[strong dune]

are you gonna add the dates or....

[quick knot]

adding dates for like every single feature would take a very long time

I would have to hunt down the dates for everything

[strong dune]

so no info for us

[quick knot]

maybe in the future, but for now, not happening

[last jay]

bro i quit

i genuinely do

IM GETTING 60 FPS IN THIS GAME

and i get 400 fps in any other game

its making me mad

TEACH ME PLEASE im waiting

[somber raptor]

Oh right

I forgor

And tomorrow i'm unavailable

[last jay]

its fine

jus lmk

when ur available

[visual acorn]

60 fps is not bad at all

Like wtf

[fallow kite]

Dear fellow anomaly enjoyers, may i ask you for your favourite anomaly so i can draw it ( except SCP-1471 )

[solemn flame]

297

[visual acorn]

SCP 895 for example

[left chasm]

[visual acorn]

The cam view

[quick knot]

2520 + 1

add them up, draw that SCP

[fallow kite]

Could be very interesting ngl

[forest field]

507

[fallow kite]

[quick knot]

booo

[strong dune]

Also

[fallow kite]

Coule be cool, like him in another dimension or somethin

[strong dune]

Either some info is wrong

Or y’all didn’t fix a 914 glitch

[fallow kite]

My fav is 895 rn

[somber raptor]

So

It's 00:41 and today i have to wake up at 05:45

[quick knot]

let me guess

COM-18

[somber raptor]

I have two options:

• sleep for 5 hours
• s l e e p d e p r i v a t i o n

[gaunt talon]

303

[strong dune]

guns go throught the floor

[quick knot]

yep

spawns in the floor

[fallow kite]

Would be fun to draw some spooky camera view, lemmie read the entire article first brb

[strong dune]

fix that

please

[last jay]

bro

compared to what i usually get

in other games

Its extremely low

ive optimized everything i could do

600 x 400 resolution

[visual acorn]

I was so happy when I had 40 fps in this game

[last jay]

and im dipping down to 40

[somber raptor]

Hehr

[visual acorn]

Oh

That's not nice

[somber raptor]

🔥

[fallow kite]

Omg spooky coffin that makes cameras [REDACTED]

[teal narwhal]

Bring back the GR18 attic immediatly

[fallow kite]

895 the goat

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/sosoro-sploonbab-sb-spuncbo-spongebob-gif-2167315199073168596

[last jay]

yea

[fallow kite]

Frrr

Cool scp

[visual acorn]

Like stable 60 fps is not really bad

But when it goes below that

[last jay]

yeah im getting pretty much stable 60

[visual acorn]

Mehhh

[last jay]

but when mtf spawns

📉

[visual acorn]

I'm getting 120 in the facility and 85 during a spawn

[last jay]

what specs?

[visual acorn]

Rtx 4070 super+ ryzen 5 7600x

[gilded timber]

I get similar on a Ryzen 7 5800x3d and a Rx 6950xt

[fallow kite]

More like the ryzen 5800XD

[gaunt talon]

I play on 30-40 fps

[visual acorn]

I was a bit scared to buy amd GPU

Idk why

Nvidia seems more optimized for SL

[timid yacht]

I have an i5 and 1070

And run on 70
Fos

Fps

[somber raptor]

I chose s l e e p d e p r i v a t i o n

[visual acorn]

😎

[timid yacht]

I should uprgade

Lol

[distant cove]

A very good option

[bold kettle]

i see myself taking that option a lot too

[somber raptor]

Imma upgrade to s l e e p d e p r i v a t i o n p l u s

[somber raptor]

Did they change the role icon for SysAdmin or sum?

[bold kettle]

yes

[somber raptor]

Cool

[fluid crown]

Hello! I'm new here! 🙂

[lavish moss]

hom

[fluid crown]

😄

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-hi-chat-hi-cat-cat-hi-gif-22514181

[fluid crown]

What server are you in in terms of game play??

[somber raptor]

Hi

[fluid crown]

Hi! 😄

[lavish moss]

hom hom

[somber raptor]

Wait wait wait

How does this guy not have a level role

[fluid crown]

Because I'mma nube

[astral ibex]

Depends on what you want from a server. Modded? Vanilla? Roleplay?

[fluid crown]

Vanilla

[gilded timber]

NW canada officials my lord and savior

[somber raptor]

U canadian?

[gilded timber]

Nope

I just like the servers

[somber raptor]

Oh

[bold kettle]

bro likes playing with 100 ms ping

[gilded timber]

I should just move to canada

[bold kettle]

lmao

[somber raptor]

Fr

[gilded timber]

You get used to the ping

Kinda

[bold kettle]

man predicts where someone going to be 100ms later

[somber raptor]

So, somehow, this goober that broke her teeth like more than a week ago, somehow hasn't lost that tooth yet

It's basically outside of her mouth but somehow it's still attached 💀

[gilded timber]

Years of training

[bold kettle]

cat moment

(i dont have a cat)

[gilded timber]

Do you not want to take her to the vet?

[bold kettle]

i was going to say

[somber raptor]

My mom got an appointment for August 5th 😭

[fallow kite]

Disgusting

[bold kettle]

💀

[fallow kite]

My older cat had a tooth hanging out of his mouth and he was like rubbing it against the wall to get it to fall out

Like. Ummmm. Awkward!

[somber raptor]

That's 10 days from now and ahe broke that tooth like a week ago

[somber raptor]

She just ignores it

[bold kettle]

oh man its almost august

[fallow kite]

Just a week aw

[somber raptor]

Yup...

[bold kettle]

that means my birthday is in a month

[somber raptor]

Less than a week

4 daus

Days

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1261422159310491678/oLHLmpwmiDf62RtTGcD0.gif

How bro felt after saying that

[somber raptor]

By birthday was 8 days ago

[somber raptor]

Lol

[bold kettle]

real

[gilded timber]

Poor kitty :(

[gilded timber]

Happy late birthday

[somber raptor]

I mean... it doesn't look to be painful but still... why so late 😭

[gilded timber]

I cannot imagine it is very comfortable for eating lol

[somber raptor]

I mean... she does not seem to be bothered by it

I'm honestly surprised that the tooth's still there...

[somber raptor]

At this point it's basically resting on her lips lol

[gilded timber]

Since I will take any opportunity to show him off, here's my cat

[tough tapir]

Car

[somber raptor]

Car

[somber raptor]

Can't wait to become lvl 50 and make my badge & color the opposite of yours

[gilded timber]

Very fluffy Car

[somber raptor]

Cool, i've recently leveled up to level 44

[gilded timber]

Level 40-50 grind is painful

[tough tapir]

Wonder which badge is the opposite of this one

[somber raptor]

Only 6 levels remaining

[gilded timber]

Good luck!

You got this

[somber raptor]

Hmm

What is the opposite of GOC?

[bold kettle]

the car is chilling

[tough tapir]

No idea

[bold kettle]

[tough tapir]

Original grind was something else

Anyway I guess you'll be either orange or red soon

[bold kettle]

old level system was funny

then it broke

[gilded timber]

I genuinely do not remember the last time I saw his eyes wide open, he is just always in a state of zen

[bold kettle]

guess i can learn from that

[gilded timber]

Thankfully before my time

[somber raptor]

I'm on xen

[bold kettle]

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hlvrai-toobygif-gordon-freeman-gif-23571987

[gilded timber]

He doesn't have servers to maintain

[somber raptor]

God please help m-

Is it bad that i'm eating at 2:22am?

[bold kettle]

kill me

[bold kettle]

i mean i emptied a bag of chips an hour ago

(at 1:22)

[gilded timber]

No, my regular dinner time is around 4am

[bold kettle]

what the fuck

[somber raptor]

💀

[gilded timber]

I have a dysfunctional sleep schedule

[bold kettle]

does bro not eat with family

[somber raptor]

Same

First i went to bed at midnight

Sometimes at 1 AM

[gilded timber]

Nah my family work for oversees companies, they are usually working around dinner time

[bold kettle]

i see

[somber raptor]

Then it became 1 am

Once school was over, i slowly pushed it to 2 am and now to 3 am

[gilded timber]

I get to eat whenever I want

[somber raptor]

And now i'm just pulling an all nighter because why not

[gilded timber]

1am is my hard limit for school days

[somber raptor]

Knowing a long day awaits me

[somber raptor]

Same

[gilded timber]

Holiday has NOT improved my schedule

[somber raptor]

But you know... i have 6 weeks to go from 3AM to max 1AM

[bold kettle]

i did 2 am for school days
(cuz waking up at 9 am for school)

but for work its 12

although that is still late because i have to wake up at 6

[somber raptor]

I wake up at 7:30 am for school

[bold kettle]

but like tf i gotta go to sleep at like 9pm to get the"recomended sleep"

[somber raptor]

I leave home at 8

[bold kettle]

and i get home at 6pm from work
so that means i have about 3 hours of actual free time if i went to bed at 9

[somber raptor]

And have to get to school by 8:15

[somber raptor]

The '8 hours of sleep' thing is bullshit

Everyone has different needs: some people need 10 hours to feel well rested, some can get away with 6

[bold kettle]

and then you have me

im always tired

[somber raptor]

I can get away with 3 hours and a coffee

[gilded timber]

9AM????????

You are so lucky

I have to wake up at 7 :(

[bold kettle]

school was from 12:30 to 4pm

on monday

rest was work

with the aforementioned times

[somber raptor]

When school starts again i have two options:

• fix my sleep schedule
• drink coffee and hope it keeps me awake for 5 hours

[gilded timber]

• give up and go live in the forest

[somber raptor]

For me school is 8:15 to 13:15

[somber raptor]

💀

[gilded timber]

Very lucky

[somber raptor]

And i already know i'll choose the coffee

[gilded timber]

My bus leaves at like 7:50

[bold kettle]

it was the same class for that entire time

[somber raptor]

i leave home on my bike at 8

[bold kettle]

it was a fight to stay awake

[somber raptor]

Sometimes even 8:05

[bold adder]

guys y'all very lucky here. School starts at 8 am for me and my bus leaves at 7.05 am

[bold kettle]

i miss school sometimes now

😔

[bold adder]

so i have to wake up at 6am every morning

[somber raptor]

Latest i've left home without being late iirc was 8:07

[somber raptor]

(School starts at 8:15)

[bold kettle]

well i mean it depends how fast you bike

[bold kettle]

i gotta wake up at 5:50 each workday

[somber raptor]

It's about 1 and a half kilometers

I do it in 10 minutes going calmly

[somber raptor]

Less if i rush

[bold kettle]

to travel to work by bike at 6:10 for an hour so i ariive at 7:10 roughly
then work for 8 hours
bike home another hour
eat food
go to sleep at 12 because otherwise i litterally have no time

[bold adder]

yeah but i mean in summer i go to sleep at 9 am sometimes and get up at 1 pm

[gilded timber]

I only miss my old school which was a 15m walk away :(

[bold adder]

so its not so difficult to sleep 4-5 hours for me

[bold kettle]

i mean i always had to bike

[gilded timber]

I could never

[bold kettle]

unfortunately i need money

so i must work

[somber raptor]

Anyways random thing....

Do you have multiple high-school options in your country?

[bold kettle]

wdym

[somber raptor]

Like

[gilded timber]

Just wait till cedmod premium

Free money hack

[somber raptor]

In italy you got different types of high schools

[bold kettle]

if only it would make that much

[bold adder]

who's from italy here

[gilded timber]

Lucky people

[somber raptor]

• Liceo
• Technical Institutes
• Professional Institutes
• Professional Training Centre

[somber raptor]

Me

[gilded timber]

I went on holiday there, it was beautiful

[bold adder]

oh pure io fra

[bold kettle]

well here you have multiple schools
some are just standard schools
but you also have ones that try to teach more technical aspects, and also allow you to continue into a "college" of some sorts
and i guess if your smart enough you go to not nessecearily highschool, but you may be able to skip some steps

[gilded timber]

Uk is basically the same

[bold kettle]

and those colleges also have types where you can just go to school for 1 day

and work the rest

and your work will pay you and your school fees

and for high school theres multiple dificulty levels aswel

[somber raptor]

Here you have

• Liceo (Scientific, Classical, Linguistic, Artistic, Musical)
• Technical Institute (Industrial, Graphic/Survey, Commercial, IT etc...)
• Professional Institute (eg. Industry & Craftmanship)
• Professional Training Centre

[gilded timber]

Choose your own adventure education system

[somber raptor]

Fr

If you are not sure where do you wanna go the best option is either Liceo Scientifico or Liceo Classico

[bold kettle]

its mostly guided here tbh

other than which subject

thats something you choose yourself

cuz duh

[somber raptor]

Since Liceo is broader and teaches you how to learn

[bold kettle]

like in elementary you make a test and based on that test the school knows what to recommend you dificulty wise

and you use that test to apply to other schools for high school

[somber raptor]

We do that in middle school

[bold kettle]

tbh the school terms are kinda meh to explain cuz it has a different meaning everywhere

solution

(open in browser)

[gilded timber]

That sounds actually useful lol, in the uk you just kinda do whatever

[somber raptor]

One thing i don't understand about italian middle school is why do they teach us a 3rd language

Like why tf do i gotta study German for 3 years if i'm not gonna study it in high school

[bold kettle]

well its useful as long as the elementary school properly does their job
and doesnt judge kids negatively for issues the school refuses to resolve 😇

[tough tapir]

It's useful, you never know where life will take you

[bold kettle]

i had 1 year of german

i think i forgot most of it now

[somber raptor]

I already forgot basically everything i learned of german

[tough tapir]

I thought german was useless to me too

[gilded timber]

I was terrible at every language I tried to learn

[tough tapir]

Barely passed the classes way back

[bold kettle]

i perfomed best in english

although my grades for german were high too

[gilded timber]

I got the lowest possible grade in my spanish class

[tough tapir]

Now I've been living in Germany for nearly 10 years

[bold kettle]

but thats just because of how i can learn

[tough tapir]

Funny how life works

[somber raptor]

It's not like English which you study for 13 years (18 with university)... German is only studied for the 3 years of middle school unless you go to a Liceo Linguistico for highschool

[gilded timber]

I can tell

[bold kettle]

(i read a book a day before the test and pass the test)
important things are remembered

things that i dont need are forgotten

[tough tapir]

I mean english makes sense, you need it for pretty much anything these days

Especially international stuff or business

[somber raptor]

One thing that really held me back in german is shit like 'nicht' and 'kein'

[fallow kite]

I never studied for anything and I still passed tests

Wtf

[tough tapir]

Extra language on top of that is nice to have tho

[fallow kite]

I didn't mean to reply to that

Sorry ancient

[tough tapir]

Is aight

[fallow kite]

I clicked reply earlier cuz I wanted to say something and then I changed my mind and forgot

[gilded timber]

I innovate on that strategy by forgetting to read the book and somehow still managing to barely pass

[tough tapir]

He forgor

[bold kettle]

well i mean idk if you could call my "studying" studying

i read something and then i pass

[fallow kite]

Anyway

I never studied for tests

Still passed them

[bold kettle]

i did the same for my high school exam 💀

[gilded timber]

Same

[fallow kite]

(Because everything is being dumbed down)

[bold kettle]

may not have been the smartest move

but it worked

[tough tapir]

Me learning a few hours before the exam takes place

[bold kettle]

well i do that too

[somber raptor]

Yeah i barely had A1

At least with english i have B1 (probably higher but that's the certification i got at the end of middle school and i'm not getting another one until the end of highschool since these tests cost a lot)

[bold kettle]

day before and while waiting

[fallow kite]

Not even joking high school was so easy

[tough tapir]

Even with two weeks of time for it

[fallow kite]

It was just boring

[tough tapir]

Always last minute lol

[somber raptor]

Also

[bold kettle]

so true

[fallow kite]

It's gonna get easier and easier for future generations though because kids get stupider and stupider

[somber raptor]

Until what age is compulsory education in your country?

[somber raptor]

In Italy it's until 16 (3rd year of highschool)

[bold kettle]

the image is kinda weird

cuz i finished mbo at 18

[somber raptor]

Uhhh is it all compulsory?

[bold kettle]

look on the right

[somber raptor]

Oh

[bold kettle]

until 16 but 18 unless you meet a specific requirement

[somber raptor]

So still 16

[somber raptor]

In italy it's just 16

[tough tapir]

16 back home

10 years in total

[somber raptor]

ITIS classes probably get their sizss halved once they reach 11th grade lol

[bold kettle]

the requirement is is that your qualified to do work

a diploma of HAVO VWO or MBO level 2

[somber raptor]

(ITIS is the main choice for people who don't want to continue beyond 16)

[tough tapir]

Now add an extra T in front of it

[bold kettle]

💀

[somber raptor]

Huh apparently italy spends 65 billion a year on education

[somber raptor]

and we never gotten the wheeled desks they ordered in 2020 for the pandemic

[bold kettle]

my school just sent non exam classes home for online school

and exam classes had to come, and we had to sit in 2 rooms

so you could social distance

[somber raptor]

In your country do teachers move between classes or do students move between classes

[bold kettle]

both

[somber raptor]

In italy it's the teachers

[somber raptor]

Mainly?

[bold kettle]

its random, really

sometimes a teacher has the same room for the entire day

sometimes they also have to switch rooms

but students always switch rooms

like weve had days where we have to go from top floor of the school to bottom floor to the top floor again

with the teachers also having todo that

but theres also teachers that usually have the same room

[somber raptor]

In italy it's the teachers who move

[bold kettle]

and no, we did not have laptops for books

had to take the books with you

and then home again if you had homework

[somber raptor]

Wikipedia is better at explaining:

• Liceo: The education received in a Liceo is mostly theoretical, with a specialization in a specific field of studies which can be:
• Humanities and Antiquities (Classico)
• Mathematics and Science (Scientifico)
• Foreign Languages (Linguistico)
• Psychology and Pedagogy (Scienze Umane)
• Social Science (Economico-Sociale)
• Fine Arts (Artistico)
• Technical Institute: The education given in an Istituto tecnico offers both a wide theoretical education and a specialization in a specific field of studies (e.g.: economy, administration, technology, tourism, agronomy), often integrated with a three/six months internship in a company, association or university, from the third to the fifth and last year of study.
• Professional Institute: This type of school offers a form of secondary education oriented towards practical subjects (engineering, agriculture, gastronomy, technical assistance, handcrafts), and enables the students to start searching for a job as soon as they have completed their studies, sometimes sooner, as some schools offer a diploma after three years instead of five.

[bold kettle]

we got a whole page on it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_the_Netherlands

[slim condor]

Where can I get some help here

I js wanna report something

[lethal scroll]

Weevils are so silly

[gilded timber]

Hi there, what are you looking to report?

[slim condor]

Should I js say here?

Just what happened in the redline official server

[gilded timber]

Have you tried reporting it to them directly?

[slim condor]

It’s how they handled it I want to report

[green verge]

@tough tapir

[tough tapir]

Ryamaid awake at 3am

Late night sweeping shift

[slim condor]

I was playing on red line and was only on there for a short time must’ve been less than 20 minutes I’d say, when I get kicked for saying the n word 8 times and banned me for a week, I was confused abt this as I lit only remember taking to another spectator so I joined the support server and tried to see what happened and spoke to Takail. Takail said that one of their moderators have video proof of me saying it but refused to show me it and then kicked me from the discord server

[rancid ivy]

least unjust SCP SL moderation

[slim condor]

lol

I ain’t even say it though 😭

And when asking for proof got denied

I lit have 12 hours on this game I’m js tryna chill

Also have evidence of it

[green verge]

Watching anime

Also got these today

[gilded timber]

How servers moderate their members is their business, you will have to take it up with them unfortunately.

[tough tapir]

Woah

What are those

[lethal scroll]

Played fallout London yet?

[tough tapir]

Is it out already?

[slim condor]

Ah well I tried and that happened so guess there’s not much I can abt it

Just gonna stray away from that server

First time playing on it aswell 😭

[rancid ivy]

not for officials

[lethal scroll]

Yeah released the other day
But I recommend waiting a week or two as it crashes often
Which is to be expected of a mod of this size

[tough tapir]

I thought it was still being made

That's nuts

[lethal scroll]

The next gen version yeah

The current release you have to downgrade your fo4

[slim condor]

However it works they handled it poorly 😭

[lethal scroll]

Because Bethesda fucked everyone up the ass with the fucking next gen update

[slim condor]

Where can I send pics

[slim condor]

Ima put what happened in #media-posts

[dense bluff]

[green verge]

Frieren figures

Japanese ones so they only cost 5,500 yen

[tough tapir]

woh

Now you just need Deer figures

[green verge]

TRUE

[terse atlas]

Why am I not allowed to use emojis from other servers?

[gilded timber]

You will need <@&894664187421274122>, you can check your level by using !rank in #bot-commands

[terse atlas]

Ah, I see

Thank you

[gilded timber]

No problem

[soft heart]

Is their a way to increase chance of becoming MTF sergeant or captain

[gilded timber]

No, to my knowledge it is unfortunately random

[soft heart]

Aw

[spice coyote]

this is why northwood officals are good

[slim condor]

I was planning on playing on northwood but it was full so thought id try it out in that happened

It's all in media chat

[spice coyote]

go into the translation files and name every mtf class "Captain" and you will always spawn as captain

[spice coyote]

you gotta spam join for like 15 minutes sometimes but its worth

[soft heart]

true....

[short totem]

do yall have the gif that's like "me looking in the parallel universe where I never played SCP secret laboratory"

[rocky adder]

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO GAMERS

[rocky adder]

Dude if I had just avoided watching gmod videos when I was younger I wouldn’t be here

[short totem]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[rancid dome]

Damn man, 2000 Yen each, those are some great deals

Ones I saw from resellers are like +1000 more from than

[supple torrent]

Hey, I just got the game and I'm not really sure how to really start playing it? All the servers I try to join always either say some sort of error or end up filling up before the chance but I'm also kinda worried people will diss me for not really knowing how to play

[solemn flame]

!guide

[snow umbra]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW-HN1DAabMneyBDDFGTmGBNROy9H5kdB&si=BijkkLpzsuy_YDhP

[solemn flame]

if you want to learn more about how the basics work^

[supple torrent]

Thank you

[solemn flame]

yw

and yeah most servers are hard to join always full

[spice coyote]

gender

[somber raptor]

Most official servers*

[spice coyote]

scp argentina being empty always :(

[supple torrent]

Idk I'm also kinda unsure whether I should use the ingame chat because I stopped playing some games because apparently girls can't play fun games 😐

Might just be me tho

[solemn flame]

its not that bad in this game tbh especially in nw canada

[supple torrent]

That's good to know

[somber raptor]

I mean... you can just not use voice chat but in this game communication for people without mic/that don't talk is hard since there's no quickchat, pinging or text chat

[supple torrent]

Yeahh

I mean I've thought about it

[solemn flame]

if youre gonna try a server ir ecommend nw canada

[supple torrent]

I was probably gonna use it anyways

[solemn flame]

especially at the moment nice people on rn

[velvet mason]

gl getting in :D

[supple torrent]

Okay ty

[solemn flame]

true

but

[somber raptor]

Europeans:

[solemn flame]

hey theres a decent chance theyre american

[spice coyote]

spam join ca1 for 20 minutes

[velvet mason]

cba spamming join game and getting the rate limit error

[solemn flame]

im just taking the gamble

[somber raptor]

I think a great part of this game's playerbase is european

[solemn flame]

and another great part is american

so thats why its high odds

[supple torrent]

I mean I'm from wayy north in the us

I might as well be canadian

[solemn flame]

called it 🔥

[supple torrent]

Michigan is top tier in this hellhole

[solemn flame]

oh man

youre from michigan... 🤢

[supple torrent]

;-;

[solemn flame]

ive visisted twice

[supple torrent]

Let me enjoy my water man

[solemn flame]

its not as bad asp eople say

[spice coyote]

at least you aint from misery

[velvet mason]

ima tryna move to maine

[solemn flame]

jsut move to new brunswick at that point

[supple torrent]

I mean yeah mother nature absolutely despises us in winter and is as unpredictable as possible out of spite but it's nice here

[supple torrent]

missouri?

[solemn flame]

we get the same weather for the most part i live like 2 hours from detroit on the canadian side

[supple torrent]

Trust me the north side of the lower peninsula and all of the upper peninsula is PUNISHED

Just for existing

[spice coyote]

yes 😔

[supple torrent]

I called mother nature a b because she gave us a mini drought then she dropped the heaviest rain in like three years and almost knocked down eight trees on my house in an hour

It was great

We have a widowmaker hanging over our polebarn rn and we aren't gonna cut it down because we'd rather lose the polebarn than my dad

[spice coyote]

eat it

[ember forum]

Anyone got shooting tips for a beginner?

[spice coyote]

try to attack the enemy

and use iron sights

[random schooner]

You can get away with hipfiring most of the time, especially with the laser. Flashlight is only important when you have both a peanut and computer in the same game.

[somber raptor]

Bro thinks he's playing CS2

[somber raptor]

Do you actually use iron sights on all guns?

[supple torrent]

What's an iron sight

..was that a stupid question

[somber raptor]

The 'default ones' on a weapon

[supple torrent]

Ah

[random schooner]

Its a special spell that allows you to view iron ore in your vicinity. Very useful if you go mining.

[somber raptor]

These things on SMGs and rifles

[supple torrent]

THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T KNOW

[spice coyote]

yes

[supple torrent]

My dad doesn't have any rifles

[spice coyote]

i dont aim

only gun i have a sight on is the big iron

i know im gonna miss the shots anyways so

[solemn flame]

iron sights are not good

dot sight my beloved

[spice coyote]

im gonna miss the shots no matter what gun i use so iron sights to mess with people who pick up my gun

[somber raptor]

These on pistols

[solemn flame]

if you want to mess with people use the quadruple giant ass ring holo sight

and make it pink

[somber raptor]

Duude

[supple torrent]

Yeah my dad never told me what that was other than the sight

Line up the lines and shoot

[spice coyote]

i have such bad aim that i dont even really try

i hit like 40% of my shots

[supple torrent]

I like to think I have halfway decent aim

[spice coyote]

i almost always hipfire unless i have the captain gun

[somber raptor]

Lol

[supple torrent]

I guss I'm joining a dr brights

That's the only not full one I can find so far that has people

[somber raptor]

Only guns i have iron sights are the pistols and AK

[spice coyote]

spam joining dont take too long

[solemn flame]

oh my god lord have mercy on this poor soul

[supple torrent]

idk ;-;

What's wrong

Should I be scared

[solemn flame]

its modded as shit and the community is awful

[somber raptor]

For every other gun i either have red dot or holographic

[supple torrent]

Well fuck

oops

Sorry

[solemn flame]

[supple torrent]

Forgot whether swearing's fine or not

[solemn flame]

nobody to be sorry to

oh

[rocky adder]

HELLO GAMERSSSS

I AM GOING TO SAY THE FUCK WORD

[solemn flame]

yea swear all the fuck you want 🔥

[solemn flame]

FUCK

YOU CANT FUCKING SAY THE FUCK WORD

[rocky adder]

GOD DAMN IT

[somber raptor]

Got the name from an awful person, got an awful community

[solemn flame]

balance..

[spice coyote]

No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent!