💬general-discussion

[brisk yoke]

yeah swat clears a night club full of terrorists with beanbags too

[sacred nexus]

yeah but they don't shoot to kill

[empty dove]

Compared to real life

[sacred nexus]

literal ROE

[gaunt holly]

They shoot to stop the threat. Sometimes that ends up killing bad guys

[empty dove]

Exactly

[arctic relic]

you just ruined my plan

[sacred nexus]

sometimes, yes, but they're not deployed to kill

nobody's going fucking hotline miami

[brisk yoke]

mr handsome dont drink and drive

[arctic relic]

yes gort, i will never drink in my life

[ashen mantle]

I mean you can if you want, just don't ruin anyone else's

[gaunt holly]

No one is disagreeing with this. Stopping the threat ≠ kill but it can = kill

[nimble marsh]

SWAT team is there to neutralize the threat and save civilians, that is the whole point. They must make reasonable actions to reduce death, but there it also ends.

[sacred nexus]

yeah but at the same time a guy's saying that stopping a threat without any casualties is "un-fun"

[nimble marsh]

It is unrealistic.

[empty dove]

They stop the threat and save others, but that means you have to do things you don't want to do sometimes depending on situations

[sacred nexus]

sure there always will be [IN REAL LIFE] casualties but when you have the option not to kill then you should pursue it for the best ranking

[sturdy citrus]

@ashen mantle helo kind sir may I mesga you In dms about your car’s extended warranty service !

[faint schooner]

void should start making games

[gaunt holly]

Yes, which is A+

[brisk yoke]

hopefully ready or not 2

[sacred nexus]

lmao yeah

[ashen mantle]

Huh?

[nimble marsh]

A+ or A

That is the most realistic rating you will achieve

[empty dove]

Yeah

[sturdy citrus]

Check DMs sir, I’ll send it there

[sacred nexus]

but there's a reason that they bring flashbangs with them

[woven dune]

What are you doing?!

[sturdy citrus]

?

[brisk yoke]

well you cant throw a flashbang at every suspect

[sacred nexus]

try and stop me

[empty dove]

Flashbangs are distraction devices irl not like how it is in games tbh

[woven dune]

Just wondering why you were talking about cars extended warranty on a discord server

[sacred nexus]

i don't think fractions of metal going into your eyes at mach speed is a distraction

[sacred nexus]

it's just a joke
we've been trying to reach you for your car extended quarantine

[sturdy citrus]

I help people because Christmas is here sir !!

[nimble marsh]

Furthermore you might see a suspect in an open room, or they will enter a room. I can just imagine "Oh sorry, please do not shoot me, let me grab my flashbang, throw it, wait 3 seconds and then force you to surrender"

[empty dove]

That's a grenade ? Not a flashbang lol

[nimble marsh]

[empty dove]

Hahahahah ikr

[ashen mantle]

Ananta just sent me death threat 😭

[sacred nexus]

no, you'll say hands up and if they shoot you, you shoot back

you are expected to use stuff like optiwands

[nimble marsh]

If they point their gun directly at you, you are not there to discuss with them whether or not they want to drop their gun

[ashen mantle]

Why would someone do that?

[nimble marsh]

you drop them

that is how it goes

[brisk yoke]

dm @long summit

[ashen mantle]

Thanks gort

[empty dove]

Ye and that's what we're saying A or A+ Is how it would happen irl

[sacred nexus]

yeah you see them -> "drop ur gun" -> when they dont and act dangerous you shoot them

[woven dune]

Not cool bro, get onto TOC about that

[empty dove]

S is for challenge and achievements

[faint schooner]

@brisk yoke u da real art

[sacred nexus]

BUT
when you have the upper hand with the element of suprise you use it

[woven dune]

Oh aye, second you raise your gun, bang and you drop

[sacred nexus]

or you just play skibidi toilet and hope the suspects kill themselfs

always works

[woven dune]

Bahahaha

[nimble marsh]

They enter a room -> Point their gun at you -> they die

They enter a room -> Are hesitant (point their gun at the ground); you persuade them to drop it -> they drop it -> you arrest them/they don't trop it -> you kill them

[ashen mantle]

I am, I sent report

[woven dune]

Good man

[sacred nexus]

persuade them by taser/gas/beat them with ur gun

[woven dune]

No room for such people here

[sturdy citrus]

Why cuh lying 💀

[sacred nexus]

or by a launcher to their face

[empty dove]

In game yes xD

[nimble marsh]

Seriously, no one ever in any real life scenario when breaching a building where suspects are barricaded and armed will hold a discussion with you whether or not you want to actually drop your gun. You ever, and I mean ever point your gun at them, you will get dropped before you can even blink

[sacred nexus]

i never said no
i just said that you use the upper hand of having the element of suprise

[arctic relic]

only difference is that real life swat is gonna sit outside your house for days until you eventually give up

[empty dove]

More like a couple hours

[nimble marsh]

Right, that is the case when there is no real threat though.

No hostages

just you

Not that way guys

[sacred nexus]

reasonable dear mod

[woven dune]

Whats up?

[sacred nexus]

very reasonable

[nimble marsh]

Trying to bring racism/discrimination or politics is a no go.

[empty dove]

Even if the suspect is alone tbh and is showing signs of self harm

They don't just wait there

[woven dune]

Fair enough

[sacred nexus]

and no that's not sarcasm

@nimble marsh's buying me KFC.

[nimble marsh]

I didn't think you meant it in a sarcastic way.

[nimble marsh]

Hell no

[sacred nexus]

im waiting

[woven dune]

Highly lol

[sturdy citrus]

Jack they were joking

[woven dune]

My ASD Sarcasm is a bit broken tho lol

[arctic relic]

ill make you boiled chicken breast instead

[sacred nexus]

cool

[sturdy citrus]

We all saw it

[brisk yoke]

what

beedrill doing what

[arctic relic]

beedrill

[woven dune]

ASD meets humor when also tired and broken cause its Christmas lol

[sturdy citrus]

I thought cars extended warranty would’ve been enough

[sacred nexus]

person below me is buying me kfc

[woven dune]

Bahahaha I thought you were serious and hacked for a sec

[woven dune]

God-dammit!

[arctic relic]

person above me is buying me kfc

[ashen mantle]

Not today

[sacred nexus]

ready or not 2 when

[woven dune]

Augh! I now owe 2 KFCs

I dont even like KFC

It tastes rubbish

[ashen mantle]

When you fix this damn door

[sacred nexus]

I FIXED IT

[tepid peak]

fuck this bro

[ashen mantle]

Don't do it

[sinful pilot]

im gonna take a nap

[tepid peak]

I was S ranking relapse looking for the last piece of evidence and my finger clicked up on the d pad accidentally

[woven dune]

Have a good nap

[tepid peak]

ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE it’s not that deep bro

[sinful pilot]

no

[tepid peak]

now I gotta try again

[gaunt holly]

Run it back

[ashen mantle]

I'm so excited people

It's gonna be great

[empty dove]

What does d pad do?

I'm on pc

What happened

[ashen mantle]

Yeah what does d pad do?

[gaunt holly]

Probs page up

[ashen mantle]

In
Ready or Not, pressing up on the D-pad on a console controller has two main functions related to your equipment:

Tap Up: Toggles your equipped weapon attachment (laser or flashlight) on or off.
Hold Up: Toggles Night Vision (NVG) goggles on or off.

[tepid peak]

[tepid peak]

ready up button

or for nvgs

[empty dove]

Oh damn so force ending the mission basically

[tepid peak]

yeah

gotta run it back

[empty dove]

Damn that sucks

[woven dune]

Yeah that

[empty dove]

Goodluck!

[woven dune]

Its the one to end a mission early

[empty dove]

Should make it ask you to press it twice lol

In a quick succession

[woven dune]

You have to hold it

[empty dove]

Oh idk, cos on pc it's just a click but can be reassigned to any button

Mines on enter

[sacred nexus]

@empty dove Jacket

[empty dove]

[ashen mantle]

I opened the container and it was full of presents and christmas trees

Did they do a holiday update?

[tepid peak]

only took me 15 min

I only redid relapse S ranking because I thought it would fix the trophy

it didn’t

[empty dove]

You got hacked bruh

[tepid peak]

that doesn’t sound like the same container I opened

[inland salmon]

Does this game have deadzone settings on console?

[ashen mantle]

Depends what you consider presents 😉🤭

[woven dune]

No.

[tepid peak]

[woven dune]

Just No.

Absolutely not

[ashen mantle]

What lol made you laugh

[empty dove]

[ashen mantle]

Haha well it made me laugh

[tepid peak]

[woven dune]

[empty dove]

[woven dune]

That sounds like you are messed up ngl

[empty dove]

[ashen mantle]

Well I saw a dexter meme and thought I'd change it up

[woven dune]

Yeah some jokes are best off not made

[ashen mantle]

Fair enough

[solar hazel]

merry chudmas

billions must get coal

[jaunty island]

Do you know when they plan on adding new maps?

[empty dove]

[hardy canopy]

When the time comes

[faint schooner]

[hardy canopy]

Merry Christmas n stuff

[faint schooner]

#🎨ron-screenshots-and-art message
i forgot this existed

[faint schooner]

it can happen

[sinful pilot]

oh no

[pulsar glen]

When will ron get updated

[full condor]

never]

[faint schooner]

one day

[solid cape]

[pulsar glen]

It's over

[full condor]

man im bored as hell without playting with someone else

[faint schooner]

#🔎looking-for-players exists

[full condor]

i know im waiting for a repounce

god damn spelling

[tired swan]

So when will we get the multi attachment update

[faint schooner]

yes

[tired swan]

I agree thank you

[faint schooner]

no

[tired swan]

I decline sorry

[faint schooner]

7 day mute incoming

[runic aspen]

[frail orchid]

nuh uh

[muted cargo]

i swear to god, relapse is going to make me actually hurt someone

this stupid fucking mission

[viral badger]

Hey bro!!! Perhaps it’s time to take a break

Right @brisk yoke

[frail orchid]

dont relapse on us

the mission that really gets on my nerves is twisted nerves greased palms

[cold notch]

hello chat

[brisk yoke]

i agree

expert opinion

[sinful pilot]

i have a fever 😔

[green tusk]

Don’t

[faint schooner]

S.L.S

[sinful pilot]

what?

[brisk yoke]

christmas eman

[green tusk]

Jolly or not?

[brisk yoke]

jolly 😎

[sinful pilot]

im not Jolly

[thorn crown]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-toast-cheers-gif-10580382456829879277

[hardy canopy]

[sinful pilot]

headpatssa ^_^

[faint schooner]

banned

[sinful pilot]

naurrr

[crude lake]

[hardy canopy]

Yeah yeah but stay calm

[brisk yoke]

crutong

[crude lake]

Hey Dan

[hybrid sundial]

anyone facing white dots artifacts in specific maps like ides of march for example when peaking at a specific angle ?

[hardy canopy]

This guy is dan?

[hardy canopy]

Pic

[crude lake]

Danger Dan ⚠️

[hardy canopy]

[livid depot]

merry rizzmas everybody

[hybrid sundial]

don't have it on me now, it's at the edge of the screen, some maps not all (probably heavy lighting maps) for example thank you come again this issue doesn't occur

[livid depot]

you betrayed us

moderator

i feel like ive been stabbed in the heart

[hardy canopy]

Who's the greatest and 2nd greatest

[crude lake]

What i do?

[livid depot]

one day you will know

[livid depot]

betrayed the peasants and became a member of the secret police

[hardy canopy]

Mmmm

[crude lake]

Mmmm

[livid depot]

did you eat a banana

[hardy canopy]

The greatest is a nicotine pouch so that only leaves the 2nd greatest which might as well be me

Because i'm the best

[livid depot]

i dont like nicotine

[fiery void]

Looks like were gonna be going into the valley of the dolls with greased palms

[fiery void]

Hi the best I'm unit

[vagrant crest]

Hi unit im anis

[hardy canopy]

I like nicotine but it's bad for me so i don't have it... Unless i feel like shit and weak

[fiery void]

Hi anis 67

[hardy canopy]

Hihi

[fiery void]

Hi the WORST im unit

Heh. See what i did there Pal

Aww

[livid depot]

mods are comung

[hardy canopy]

Damn the disrespect

[livid depot]

the kgb is coming

run

[vagrant crest]

God help me

[livid depot]

not me bro its them

[vagrant crest]

I like your pfp

Check your dms

[fiery void]

Bro what

I skip past those songs cs my ex added like a gajillion songs that im too lazy to remove

To my playlist

[livid depot]

are they good songs

[fiery void]

Some are

[thin mirage]

MY BABY SISTER WAS BORN TODAY!!!

[vagrant crest]

Shut up

[fiery void]

Congratulations ❤️

[fiery void]

Whatd i do bro

[sinful pilot]

yayyy

[vagrant crest]

congralutations dude

[livid depot]

on christmas day

or christmas eve

depending

[thin mirage]

Eve

[fiery void]

Bros getting extra presents every birthday

[thin mirage]

lol

[vagrant crest]

Lmao

[rigid echo]

Merry Christmas everyone

[fiery void]

For christmas im tying up a suspect and attaching string lights to them

[vagrant crest]

Im muslim but yuh

Unit you like flying metal ?

@fiery void

[fiery void]

Is that a music genre

[vagrant crest]

No i mean planes

[rigid echo]

Sounds festive

[runic aspen]

Idk why I read baby sitter

Congrats

[vagrant crest]

[hardy canopy]

[runic aspen]

[heavy viper]

Wtf is this postall office map

[hardy canopy]

Peak

[fiery void]

I S ranked it on my first try lol

[runic aspen]

Retried it so many times now it’s saved as my favorite map

Peak

[livid depot]

going postal ass map

[faint schooner]

easiest map

[fiery void]

San uriel condominiums is so hard on my life

[livid depot]

so easy bro

elephant s rank can suck deez its genuine ass

[fiery void]

Every ron documentary is about elephant or votd its so annoying

[livid depot]

exactly

just say diddling kids is bad and there are better ways to cope than shooting up schools

had to rephrase that for a min

[fiery void]

Theres so many other good untapped stories

Like the meth problem

[livid depot]

and that one island with the cartel members and weird english speaking guys dressed in black

[hardy canopy]

Wdym dressed in black

They're wearing combat gear

[livid depot]

i havent played ron since november bro leave me alone

[hardy canopy]

Uhhhh... Same

...i think

[tranquil blaze]

What’s in the 2026 dlc?

[hardy canopy]

Tbh i don't have any sense of time anymore

I don't go by months of days

I go by how many days i have left of my service and that's it

[faint schooner]

idk ask john void

[tranquil blaze]

I’ll ask Mr ready and Mr not

I just bought the mission pass alpha pack

[hidden reef]

anyone wanna run?

[faint schooner]

#🔎looking-for-players

[pale stream]

Merry Christmas everyone (or early Christmas)

[rustic shore]

Why do i get kicked everytime i join a lobby

Can people see im fairly inexperienced??

The moment i join i get kicked

[brisk yoke]

no they are just jerks

[hidden reef]

don't be discurage

[rustic shore]

Yea

It gets frustrating

[olive sage]

Digital deluxe edition on sale now available on Microsoft XBOX store. posted a video in clips if you know someone who could use some convincing.

[empty dove]

Yeah, sometimes I think they don't know how to make a friends only lobby so they just kick everyone who joins them 🤣

[rustic shore]

Yea i wish i could get a squad with mics

[faint schooner]

#🔎looking-for-players

i still will remember you chineese guy, last online 4 months ago

lfg is a bit dry tbf

[simple herald]

Pleasee announcementtt

[faint schooner]

no

[jolly tree]

Merry Christmas 🤶

[lament pebble]

Merry Christmas

[high basin]

Merry christmas it dosent matter if ur ready or not santa is hopping his fat ass down your chimney

[faint schooner]

santa is not real

[waxen venture]

Merry Christmas to all of you. Wish yall all The best for 2026

[tepid peak]

merry christmas european folks

[analog ravine]

Hey are y'all also not able to connect to epic? And Merry Christmas y'all

[ornate pier]

no one is just not able to connect to steam

[tepid peak]

this was a problem last night but mine are fine now

[ornate pier]

I think you can open ready or not through the file directory like in any other steam games

[analog ravine]

Bet, thank y'all

[faint schooner]

if you couldnt then you couldnt open the game

but yes steam shit itself

https://steamstat.us/

[ornate pier]

yeah it sucks

[woven dune]

Merry Christmas from the UK

[faint schooner]

its actually having issues since 3 hours

[waxen venture]

Merry Christmas from Germany

[faint schooner]

21:00 currently 1:10

[waxen venture]

Shit man

[ornate pier]

Steam really gave us a massive gift, with the people all buying the games in sale the servers went down lol

[faint schooner]

they tend to randomly go down and get fixed within minutes

[ornate pier]

yeah it happens RARELY that it goes down

[faint schooner]

maintenance is a different story since its weekly at midnight

[ornate pier]

I imagine all cs gamers destroying their setup rn

[faint schooner]

it wont affect players in a match

[ornate pier]

at midnight? I guess it depends on the timezone

[faint schooner]

midnight cest

[ornate pier]

I know but people trying to start up the game yk

[faint schooner]

theyll get a connection error at the top

like a long wide blue bar

[ornate pier]

right

[faint schooner]

its crazy timing since i literally wanted to play

[formal matrix]

steam destroyed for christmas

[ornate pier]

It's either steam wanting us to be present with our families or just a troll

[formal matrix]

the grinch is at work

[ornate pier]

hypothetically talking of course

[faint schooner]

steam website btw:

"An error occurred while processing your request.
Reference #97.76c51302.1766621722.9832b030"

[ornate pier]

cause i'm pretty sure it's because of the people buying all the games on sale cause like there are massive sales

[ornate pier]

I got something similar

[faint schooner]

not really something that would overload the servers

[ornate pier]

then what could it be

[faint schooner]

idk

[ornate pier]

probably the Grinch himself

[faint schooner]

crazy theory that its like xbox one day they got ddosed on christmas

[autumn salmon]

She ready or not im steady or not

[undone igloo]

This video is just calling me poor. 😂

Rollex on the left and an apple watch on the right. (I know apple watches aren't rich expensive but that isn't my point)

#announcements message

[faint schooner]

not like they made millions from the console release yet they have such a small dev team

[undone igloo]

Right

[glass mulch]

@inland salmon welcome on in Cadet! best of luck to you in the field!

[faint schooner]

holy welcoming

we are so jolly

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/ho-ho-ho-santa-claus-a-christmas-story-merry-christmas-santas-laugh-gif-19562852

[faint schooner]

jolly alarm

[glass mulch]

lol

[faint schooner]

look up jolly alarm in gifs

[livid depot]

chudsville

[limpid nebula]

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM UK

[livid depot]

nothing ever happens

if you would consult the graph

all quiet on the happening front

would you look at the time

[glass mulch]

Merry Christmas from across the pound!

[limpid nebula]

merry christmas from the land of fish n chips

[glass mulch]

[faint schooner]

a british breakfest is actually good

dont change my mind

[marsh moss]

why no saiga

[glass mulch]

because no PD uses a Saiga

they generally try to add weaponary based on what US swat teams use

i believe

[faint schooner]

its been 8 hours without steam, i dont know what im gonna do anymore. i cant play any online games i cant access my beloved steam winter sale im going crazy maybe buying a pc was a bad thing and i shouldve bought a console. i cant even access my friends list so i cant spam steamhappy to my friends or send them a cool comment on their profile. please valve if the server stay down for 1 more hour im going to start playing fnaf and pve games until i explode.

[glass mulch]

visiting family? or is your net randomly go down

[faint schooner]

what

steam is down thats all

[glass mulch]

ah

[faint schooner]

longest downtime ever btw

[glass mulch]

weird.... seems to be fine on my end.

[faint schooner]

literally booting up my xbox one

[faint schooner]

multiplayer isnt, the website is back up

[glass mulch]

ah

[faint schooner]

https://steamstat.us/
all i can do is watch

[stray yoke]

When are they fixing the servers for Xbox

[faint schooner]

void doesnt have any servers for ron so its either steam or epic that has issues

[stray yoke]

Dang

[faint schooner]

and currently steam is down but thats unrelated to xbox

[stray yoke]

They don’t even update the game anymore

[faint schooner]

they are working on an update

[glass mulch]

^

[stray yoke]

I mean like small patches while they bring the update

[faint schooner]

you will get an update each 6 months if not less

[obtuse plaza]

So just to be sure , i need to finish ironman mode without dying and losing one of my soldiers to get the watch , does the difficulty or grade matters?

[faint schooner]

theres 3 patches per update, once there was 4

[faint schooner]

C on port hokan i believe

[glass mulch]

welcome to void dev cycle 1 big patch 3 smaller then 1 big 3 small

[faint schooner]

do i play zuma

the frog that shoots balls

also steam store is normal but steam community, steam web api, etc etc is down

[glass mulch]

standard? i think

let me double check

[faint schooner]

my friend just booted up geometry dash at 2 am

we cannot be serious

[glass mulch]

🤣

[obtuse plaza]

I guess anything for the watch but standard for the achievements

The world and The Hermit

[steel sail]

Just came back to the game

I’m still stuck on greased palms what the actual hell is this mission

[tidal raven]

im stuck in the main menu trying to connect to these servers

[steel sail]

Was why I quit in the first place

[dawn niche]

yo me n my friend looking for 3 more. two run with dm me

[knotty sentinel]

Are the servers down rn ?

My game just shit itself

[dawn niche]

mine too

[knotty sentinel]

Also for my other homies

[arctic wasp]

game died

[knotty sentinel]

Damm

Hoe shit

[tidal raven]

HALP

[dawn niche]

yo how many you running with

[knotty sentinel]

3 of us

We drinking and just wanted to fuck shit up

[dawn niche]

can me n my homeboy join

[knotty sentinel]

When the servers are back up yeah

[dawn niche]

bet

[faint schooner]

there are no servers

[tidal raven]

How much for 1 server sir

[faint schooner]

25 dollars for a 2 player server

[narrow sequoia]

Xbox Servers are down

[late vine]

Bro

[faint schooner]

everything getting ddosed

[faint schooner]

or sum shit

[unborn ingot]

Steam is down

[faint schooner]

for 9 hours

[unborn ingot]

My PlayStation is fine rn

[tidal raven]

damn i should have worked a full shift

[trim walrus]

9 HOURS?!

[faint schooner]

yes https://steamstat.us/

[trim walrus]

wow

[tidal raven]

half life 3?

[faint schooner]

nothing ever happens

[tidal raven]

how do we know?

[late vine]

Xbox is fine?

Im on it right now

[faint schooner]

keyword steam

[late vine]

Ok

[dull thunder]

Are the servers down ? I am stuck at authenticating

[late vine]

Someone said Xbox was down

[faint schooner]

steam is down

[dull thunder]

Ah alright I am on Playstation

[dull thunder]

Lol

[quiet dock]

Sup

[lone spoke]

any eta on when game is back up

[mild bobcat]

We getting an update on console????

[shy brook]

pc is down too

[livid depot]

its 4am but i cant sleep

make it stop

[forest viper]

how do i fix authenticating connection to epic

[timid parcel]

You dont

[livid depot]

epic games has its greedy little paws on void’s throat

[errant axle]

do you need to link your epic account to play multiplayer?

i was playing just fine but then suddenly it wants me to authenticate my connection

(i havent linked my epic, yet)

[tidal raven]

All servers are like overloading with traffic

[tepid peak]

bro I want my medal of valour trophy

[errant axle]

dang

[tepid peak]

it says 16/18 missions complete at S but I’ve S ranked them all

[errant axle]

did you do DLC missions

[tepid peak]

its base game missions

[errant axle]

ah, then ive got no clue

[tepid peak]

think it’s a bug

[errant axle]

epic services try to function reliably challenge (impossible)

[tepid peak]

they still not working?

[errant axle]

i cant connect to them so probably not

[forest agate]

I can’t connect either am on ps5 crazy thing I decided to try to hop on hell let loose same issue 😬

[kindred vale]

Same hll not working for me

[limpid nebula]

to everyone here, merry Christmas I hope yall have a great Xmas

[whole hornet]

Hohohoho

[sinful pilot]

its mot jolly for me i have a fever :(

[limpid nebula]

noooo

[whole hornet]

ima lace the Cookies for Santa

[limpid nebula]

sorry vro

[whole hornet]

So instead of giving Presents he gives y’all Lean

[uneven tartan]

Arrest the flu

[sinful pilot]

i like that idea

[whole hornet]

[limpid nebula]

with? I have arsenic in my shelf somewhere....

[sinful pilot]

we gonna lace it with weed lol

[limpid nebula]

lol

[sinful pilot]

smoking a blunt with Santa would be pretty cool

[sharp raptor]

Hi just got back to the game after many months , - is there a fix to the “authenticating connection to epic” or did I just waste my money

[austere frost]

I just wanna know when is there going to be an update for console

[quaint axle]

Game still down?

[lethal shell]

Imagine ready or not mission, and you are raiding the elves distribution warehouse, they have been caught for illegally selling Soviet munitions to regional pmcs and militias. Damn.

Or imagine a crazed individual who thinks he is Santa, so he builds a Christmas themed compound and barricades himself with booby traps and surrounds the compound with deranged methead elf guards. Damn.

Those would be some fun missions

[tepid peak]

question

if I quit the mission just before I die when in iron mode tryna get the trophy and watch will it work

or does it not let you quit in Ironman mode

[lethal shell]

In my experience, I’ve done the achievement twice and i still haven’t gotten the watch, I believe it may be bugged

[tepid peak]

brooo all the trophies are bugged

the medal of valour trophy is too

I wanna try get the plat trophy for the game but like 4 of the trophies are for Ironman mode

and some trophies are also bugged

[lethal shell]

I was so frustrated, because I had the game 100% complete on the achievements before the July update, then they added more sloppy achievements

[trim mirage]

Any idea on how long multiplayer servers for Xbox will be down?

[latent sluice]

is multiplayer down rn?

[high magnet]

yeah

[ruby lagoon]

why?

[high magnet]

idk bruh

im tryna play too

[ruby lagoon]

could this be bc the update is coming out t-t-tomorow???!!?!

possibly🧐

[high magnet]

idk i just got the game today

fortnite is down to

its epic

[wild falcon]

all major gaming servers are getting dossed right now. thats why things arent working. Steam, psn, xbox live, epic

[civic kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/whine-give-up-pout-frustrated-gif-5313242348381105216

[lament pebble]

They're not, I literally have complete hard mode left and I got ironman watch and completed hermit

You can use the PS cloud to manually upload your save before you complete a mission and after you complete a mission

Anywhere from A-C rank is acceptable

And to make your life easier just pop any suspect that hasn't surrended immediately.

Also, RON censored so much just for a collaboration with epic games and they're servers are this bad? Even respawn and EA had somewhat working server during the apex days

[tall ether]

Are the Server down for Online ?

[eternal turret]

WOTB collection being $400 AUD plus shipping is crazy

[solid scarab]

is online down rn?

[austere frost]

Is there any staff members in here

[green tusk]

@long summit for mod mail

[spice grove]

merry christmas yall

[candid tangle]

We need an level on Christmas

[candid tangle]

Naw yall internets are kinda lowkey crao

[solid scarab]

i have fibre optic i think im chilling

[candid tangle]

Was just joking i do not have any idea

[stable wren]

do i have to have the dlc to play the dlc maps or can my host just have them (to play them)

[waxen cave]

My game isn’t working what’s going on??? I just got home from dinner

[stable wren]

epics servers is down

[waxen cave]

Again?? Jeez

[stable wren]

ive heard that they are getting dossed

[waxen cave]

That’s not good

[stable wren]

indeed

[muted cargo]

How anyone can successfully do this mission non lethal is beyond me. It’s always the dumbest shit to take me or a teammate out

[glass mulch]

you can join a host and you can play them, you don't need to own them

[stable wren]

ty ty

[glass mulch]

np

[severe cave]

Merry Christmas everyone 🛩️

[stable wren]

merry christmas

[olive sierra]

Any updates yet on RoN

[dreamy lynx]

anyone have a working 9 banger mod?

[keen plank]

hella games are down rn

[sinful pilot]

i blame christmas

[errant axle]

me when billion dollar gaming industry but it gets dossed by a methhead in his basement

[sinful pilot]

my mom has work tomorrow and shes only getting paid for 8 put of her 10 hours shift

isnt that like illegal

[errant axle]

yes it is, what are you gonna do about it

is she in a union?

[sinful pilot]

my mom isnt in a union

[errant axle]

you probably need to hire a lawyer or go to small claims court

[dusk nexus]

why she eeven working a job that wont pay her for her time

[sinful pilot]

she works for amazon

[errant axle]

💀

[lunar trout]

If you in the US, you probs could file a complaint with department of labor

[errant axle]

jefferey preston bezos moment

[true escarp]

Merry Christmas

[errant axle]

whats hilarious is that the epic games launcher works just fine

[sinful pilot]

im gonna eat some pizza

[lament pebble]

Sounds like my last apprenticeship

Except i didn't know till a year later

[sinful pilot]

my mom works full time

[lament pebble]

As a apprentice i also work full time

[sinful pilot]

like in a trade school?

[lament pebble]

Just very similar situation

you do know what a apprenticeship is?

[sinful pilot]

yes i do

[lament pebble]

Well I work for Toyota so I go to a "specialised" trade school

[keen plank]

i want some ramen noodles

[lament pebble]

It's 80% Toyota propaganda brainwashing

And 20% of cars

[sinful pilot]

Toyota is very good

[lament pebble]

Shit

[white bobcat]

are epic servers back up

[lament pebble]

It's a dealership so besides my department (service) we also have finance, fleet, used cars sales, new cars sales and a whole bunch of other non-blue collar muppets

We where supposed to finish at 2pm yesterday but the stupid who "runs the show" more like complains 24/7 and never suggests a solution said no

[lunar trout]

no

[white bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sigh-monkey-gif-2049020038486032791

[soft heart]

These servers being down are gonna be the downfall of me

[safe anchor]

How long is the down time

[hollow aspen]

Back up now

[icy mesa]

aws servers were being DDoSd so some servers may be down still. It’s been going on all night

Gray Zone Warfare servers were running into the same issue

[sleek blade]

same ol rockstar, busta, straight busta

[low brook]

MERRY CHISMAS

[real jay]

Merry Christmas chat

[runic aspen]

Merry Christmas to all of you

[viral badger]

Happy holidays gang

[runic aspen]

What did you all do for this 24th if it’s still celebrating there

[robust igloo]

merry chryler

[mystic kraken]

I think it’s down again lol

[errant axle]

yea

[white bobcat]

yea

[jade rivet]

Yea

[errant axle]

i hate to say it but the only way this can be fixed is if we touch grass

[mystic kraken]

Was just hosting 5 players and all kick lol

[errant axle]

we need to go outside

[white bobcat]

nop

[errant axle]

take a shower too

[mystic kraken]

😂

[celest mist]

fix game now

[errant axle]

put on deodorant

[eternal turret]

So true

[celest mist]

I need my RON christmas fix

[errant axle]

you need to take a break from RoN

[celest mist]

but i just got on

[errant axle]

just 1 hour pls

i promise the withdrawal effects will go away after 2 months

[oblique sundial]

is it just me or can yall not connect to epic services

[errant axle]

epic service are down

[celest mist]

this guy gets it ^

[oblique sundial]

ahh okay

[errant axle]

take a break from RoN stinky, i doubt that repeatedly spamming "reconnect to services" is helping epic employees

[oblique sundial]

i barely played this game vro

in like a year.

[errant axle]

i only played 36 hours this week

i barely touch the gameee bro 🙏

[oblique sundial]

???

[lost crescent]

Goddamn you Tim Sweeny. Stop conspiring to stop me from paying Ready or Not.

[white bobcat]

its back up

[errant axle]

russian missile struck the epic servers directly

nuclear warhead, no more authentication

only way to play RoN now is to enlist in the local police department and apply for SWAT team transfer

[oblique sundial]

okay well thanks for letting me know, appreciate it.

[twilit fjord]

false?

[mystic kraken]

Yea it’s still down lol

[lost crescent]

HE LIES!

[marble flare]

Bro I’m bouta text epic ceo rn I wanna shoot people in a completely justifiable way.

Like bro fix

[lost crescent]

Tim Sweeny plz fix

[oblique sundial]

anything but spending christmas with the family

[kindred vale]

Dw guys I am epic ceo I eill fix it

[young gulch]

more censorship pls

[celest mist]

@dev stop using epic games now

[marble flare]

Bro I don’t have a family

I’m bat man

[errant axle]

go interact with your family

[celest mist]

[errant axle]

walk up to your grandparents and hit the interact/yell for compliance key

[marble flare]

Bro I’m 20 and my only surviving relative is my meth head mother

[mystic kraken]

Go make some tamales

[marble flare]

Just let me shoot crack heads

[runic aspen]

I have no one to lmao

[errant axle]

do a hard mode raid on her house

pie the bedroom

[marble flare]

I’m liking this server already

[fossil knot]

Hey guys, I’m new to the server. I have a question, is there a “easy or cheese way” to obtain the polo shirt?

[errant axle]

what is the requirement for it again?

[mystic kraken]

Yeah just get a b

[fossil knot]

I thought it was S tier

[errant axle]

S tier for what missions

all of them?

[fossil knot]

Valley of the dolls

[kindred vale]

S tier for Hawaiian variant only

B for the others

[fossil knot]

That’s the one I’m going for

[kindred vale]

S tier it then

[errant axle]

ok so you S tier valley of the dolls

find a good team in this server, ask them all to use nonlethals (beanbag shotguns)

do standard or casual unless it requires hard mode

[oblique sundial]

feel bad for you vrodie

[errant axle]

beanbag or flash launcher

[kindred vale]

Can’t do it on casual I believe only standard or hard to S tier

[runic aspen]

Um just me and red dead redemption now

[fossil knot]

I do not have the game yet but I will have it soon

[oblique sundial]

all one ever needs

[runic aspen]

Very chill but still feel alone

[errant axle]

🤫

[fossil knot]

[oblique sundial]

not even that expensive

[runic aspen]

Depends the country

[errant axle]

and now i play officially 😭

[runic aspen]

For me this game was really expensive

[oblique sundial]

yeah i got it like a while back when it was crazy expensive

[fossil knot]

For me rn, it’s 40$

[runic aspen]

Dollar in Colombia is expensive and I had to buy it in ps

[final hedge]

server still down?

[solar merlin]

Yes

[final hedge]

jesuuuuss

[runic aspen]

I bought it on 40 too but in here because dollar is expensive um that was expensive

[fossil knot]

I understand

[runic aspen]

Yeah it was like 290k

Just so you get an idea the minimum wage is 1.2M

[fossil knot]

Is it yen?

[runic aspen]

COP (Colombian peso)

[fossil knot]

That’s 76$…?

Jesus

[runic aspen]

My wage is like 2.6 so it wasn’t that bad

But still gaming is expensive here

[errant axle]

at least its a one time purchase, wait until the future when developers will make access to their games a subscription service

[runic aspen]

Dollar is cheaper now so around 3.762=1USD

So if my maths are right this game would be like 160k now

[errant axle]

expect the dollar to decrease in value a bit more soon

[runic aspen]

That would be great for me ig

[errant axle]

i dont know how that will affect the economy but it will make games cheaper for you so im happy

[runic aspen]

Not only games but food

[errant axle]

in the US we also stopped making "Pennies" which is 0.01 dollar

[fossil knot]

[runic aspen]

So yeah it’s great

[errant axle]

so now the smallest currency denomination (at least for physical currency) is 0.05

[fossil knot]

Nickles..

Nickelback

[fading chasm]

Tidings of great joy, for unto you this day is born a savior. Merry Christmas RON community

[runic aspen]

Dollar back at 3.7k now

[fossil knot]

Merry Christmas everyone

[runic aspen]

Remember how like 2 years ago almost got to 5k

[errant axle]

merry christmas

[runic aspen]

Merry Christmas to you and all

[fading chasm]

Glory to God in the highest

[fossil knot]

Amen

[errant axle]

i am not religious but i like ham

[fading chasm]

We’re doing lasagna in my house lol

For some reason

[errant axle]

lasagna is good

my family used to do spaghetti for christmas or fried chicken

or a basketball sized calzone

[fossil knot]

Damn

[runic aspen]

Yes, I only ate it one time😭

[fossil knot]

We are having a pretty good dinner later today “it’s 12:10am rn”

[errant axle]

i swear, america has the best italian food on the planet 🤤

most authentic

[fossil knot]

Chicken Alfredo

[runic aspen]

It’s 1:11AM here

I was playing red dead redemption 1 but um Im just taking it slow

[errant axle]

oh yeah yearly reminder, using your phone or airpods near a gas station is actually pretty dangerous

equally as dangerous, driving your car with the gas pump line still in it

[runic aspen]

I would ask why but in here having a car or motorcycle is not worth it

[fossil knot]

Also remember to remove static electricity from your body by putting your hand on the car as you pump gas

[errant axle]

oh and please dont vape or smoke near a gas pump

[runic aspen]

Public transport💔

[errant axle]

the small electrical sparks inside the phone can ignite airborne gasoline

[fossil knot]

What about… you do both at the same time? Does it cancel out?

[errant axle]

no it stacks like a really really scary jenga tower

[errant axle]

i dont know who needs to hear this, but drinking liquor does not cure the flu

i know your parents or grandparents probably told you that one time

[runic aspen]

Guys i am a retired platinum hunter nothing to do with this topic too

[fossil knot]

It does when you have 13 ice cold beers

[errant axle]

😭

liquor and beer are very different

you cant drink 13 of any liquor

[runic aspen]

Can you imagine I drink not enough to get drunk

Just like 3 or 4

[fossil knot]

I’m not intelligent 😔 and yes you can but you will die

[errant axle]

you will ascend to SWAT heaven*

yakubian agarthan aryan valhalla

🗿

[runic aspen]

What is that language

[errant axle]

where all the civilians insta-surrender and all of the suspects have 0 morale

where your gun never collides with a door while you're trying to shoot a bomb vest suspect

[runic aspen]

Why can’t we send gifs here😞

[cedar tendon]

The Hermit and The World achievements are done, holy based that shit took far too long to finish.

Ironman mode genuinely had me tweaking for 3 weeks straight

[errant axle]

fun tweaking or bad tweaking

[cedar tendon]

Both

[errant axle]

xd

[runic aspen]

No brother I saw these trophies and I knew this platinum was cooked

Hard missions had me tweaking like if I just had rat poison

Spend 30Min and then “oh you got a C”… fuh you

[errant axle]

i only get annoyed when ive done all of the mission requirements but theres a glitched suspect that cant be ziptied or a dropped suspect weapon that went out of bounds

when i bring order to chaos but theres a civilian hiding somewhere i get to take in the map and the beautiful details

[runic aspen]

This game for sure needs more punishment

[errant axle]

💀 huh

[runic aspen]

No honestly it does

[errant axle]

what does punishment mean in this context

[runic aspen]

Oh my god hahahaha

Excuse me bro I must be high rn

Publishing I guess is the word

Fuck

Polishing is it?

[errant axle]

polishing but i think the game is pretty good as is

[runic aspen]

Atp English gets like 3 times harder for me

[sour talon]

Real

[errant axle]

i wouldnt worry about it, english is a silly language sometimes

the word "police" has like 17 different meanings

[runic aspen]

I love the game but I would love some better details and fixed bugs

[errant axle]

i think the epic service shenanigans are the most pressing tbh

[runic aspen]

Yeah I had no idea my language is Spanish

[errant axle]

and thats not an easy fix

[runic aspen]

Epic servers are those?

I couldn’t play Fortnite today neither RoN

[errant axle]

yes it is epic services that are currently causing the game to be down

to my knowledge RoN uses epic services to authenticate users for cross-play

so that a console player and a computer player can play

[runic aspen]

I want to play with someone so badly

But I really dislike talking English ngl

[errant axle]

english sounds like caveman grunting 😭

[runic aspen]

I prefer more from Spanish

[errant axle]

but i dont know spanish yet, at least not fluently ;(

[runic aspen]

Spanish is really hard to catch because it’s different than in each country is used

I had a Mexican friend I couldn’t get some words

[errant axle]

i know whatever variant of spanish they speak in mexico

my grandmother was born there and she tried to teach me

[runic aspen]

Wdym in “Mexico” I don’t get it

[errant axle]

well i imagine they also speak spanish in spain and its slightly different

[runic aspen]

I mean Mexico has one variant then we got Argentina Colombia Venezuela etc

[errant axle]

i have a friend who lives in brazil and they speak portuguese

[runic aspen]

That’s the language that Brazil has

Because I think Brazil used to be part of Portugal

[runic aspen]

Spain Spanish is so funny all South America joins for making fun of it

[errant axle]

XD

[runic aspen]

Nah I will never use this bs

[errant axle]

i know enough spanish that if i was stranded in a spanish speaking country i could survive to make it back to an english country

but i dont know enough spanish to maintain a deep conversation

i really want to learn more spanish but im kinda dumb 😭

[rapid arrow]

Only in spain

[runic aspen]

You are not dumb learning is hard

[runic aspen]

Yes only in Spain

I know a lot more

I know a little from each country that speaks Spanish

[rapid arrow]

I am from México

Yai

[runic aspen]

Im from Colombia

[rapid arrow]

Las 11

[fossil knot]

English

[rapid arrow]

Damn

[rapid arrow]

Hi

Happy?

[runic aspen]

I enjoyed that Spanish conversation

I feel free lmao

[tidal hemlock]

CONNECT TO EPIC

[rapid arrow]

What

[runic aspen]

We can play?? Idk you tell me

[tidal hemlock]

I can’t connect

[runic aspen]

Sho

[rapid arrow]

Okay okay

[fossil knot]

It’s in the rules

Tbh

[runic aspen]

What?

[celest mist]

SERVERS ARE STILL DOWN YES OR NO

[fossil knot]

This server has a rule, just saying

[runic aspen]

No Spanish?

[fossil knot]

Do not send messages other than English, it’s in the rules. I’m just saying so you guys don’t get banned or warned

[runic aspen]

Damn why don’t they care about their other community?

Not like we were saying bad stuff or sm

[fossil knot]

I don’t make the rules…

[hasty grove]

Marry Christmas ladies and gentlemen

[rapid arrow]

We are just talking chil🥀

[celest mist]

🤓

[runic aspen]

I mean we know English but sometimes is just boring

[eternal turret]

[rapid arrow]

Merry christmas brother

[fossil knot]

Merry Christmas

[keen hollow]

Thanks

[runic aspen]

Merry Christmas

[rapid arrow]

Can someone play?

[runic aspen]

Are you available later?

I guess around 3PM here that would be like 8-10 am for you

[keen hollow]

Play what

[rapid arrow]

Okay

I seend you a friend request

[runic aspen]

I mean I can play rn but I told you I can’t use vc

[vocal cloud]

i was just able to connect

[rapid arrow]

Ik

[runic aspen]

Are you on PlayStation?

[rapid arrow]

Yup

[pulsar glen]

just got suicide bombed

[runic aspen]

Oh great my psn is on my profile

I can accept from ps app

[rapid arrow]

I am tofuzzzgg on ps

[runic aspen]

Who adds who

[rapid arrow]

You add me

[runic aspen]

Fine

Goated profile picture

[rapid arrow]

Thank you

Do you have helldivers 2?

[runic aspen]

Staring at the “night” is good therapy

[runic aspen]

Nah

[rapid arrow]

Oh okay

Well good bye see you later

[runic aspen]

You can check our mutual games too

[rapid arrow]

Fine

[runic aspen]

We can find something to play in the future

Bye now tofu

@rapid arrow wait do you play souls games?

Just asking

[rapid arrow]

Nop

[tidal hemlock]

how do I connect to epic game

[tender bronze]

Is anyone on ps having trouble with connecting to epic?

[olive sierra]

Yep

[keen hollow]

It was working earlier

[olive sierra]

Yeah same as like 30 secs ago too

[pulsar glen]

are the epic servers down

[olive sierra]

Yep

[violet thistle]

I'm on pc and its not working for me

[tender bronze]

Yeah I got on w my buddy and then we were ab to load into a game and then it kicked us out

[pulsar glen]

they literally always are

[olive sierra]

This game is embarrassing rn haha 😂

[tender bronze]

Yeah but tbf I don’t think it’s their fault

It’s smth to do w epic

[terse lily]

Epic is cooked

[empty escarp]

anyone else having problems

[dawn cape]

yes

epic is chalked I think

[empty escarp]

wym by that

[dawn cape]

dead. in a chalk outline

[empty escarp]

..

[dawn cape]

"The feeling or sense that all hope is lost and the current circumstance will only end in sadness and disappointment." -urban dictionary

[frail orchid]

flash grenade launcher

so OP it makes hard difficulty a cakewalk

[dawn cape]

that shit for me never works half the time, they just keep trying to kill me after 3 flashbangs

bad luck ig

[keen hollow]

its working again

[violet thistle]

Yaaay epic got their shit together

Christmas miracle

[keen hollow]

its (not) working again

nevermind it is

[violet thistle]

Yeah I wa about to say i'm literally in a game

[errant axle]

TOC here... whats the status on the epic services....

[runic aspen]

TOC HERE

[little hawk]

yo any active mods rn?

[runic aspen]

Servers may planted traps

[frail orchid]

use the m32a1 flash gl

the rotary one

[ocean inlet]

is it normal for extra officers to come in and take the arrested

I have never seen this until now

[violet thistle]

MAybe thats what they means when they say trailer

[ocean inlet]

yea I just did ends of the earth and a bunch of swat came in and took all the civs, both dead and alive suspects and evidence to the truck

[violet thistle]

Are you new aswelll? Cause I don't think i've ever seen that either

[ocean inlet]

im like 80% of the way through the missions

[errant axle]

i just got my first accidental teamkill with the breaching ram

i was ramming a door and my impatient narcissistic teammate decided to walk right in front of the ram

and he was super low and bleeding 😭

wait how the hell do i use my taser

theres no keybind for it

ah found it

i have to awkwardly fiddle with my lockpick gun then switch to taser in the same slot

[eternal turret]

Fix the servers