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I'd honestly like to see scenarios in game where these shitheads take themselves hostage. I always got a kick out of those idiots. "Oh no!!! Don't do that! That would be, like, totally terrible if you did that and we quit having 12 calls per fucking week to your house and you were no longer around to terrorize your neighbors.
Noise disturbance moment
same
I do t even know WTF kos is. Because I'm old.
kill on sight
Kill on sight
Ah.
KOS? What if I close my eyes?
I watched videos on the game for a year and a half before buying a gaming computer just to play it because I'm retired and bored. Seeing how Vole's wife acted in videos made the excited about the prospect of racking up ROE violations but o guess they chilled her out by the time I got the game.
Well you see when we say this we mean when we are playing for fun, not rank. So like after doing all the missions
Lol true
oh, in that case every mission is KOS if i want to go no limits and speed run
Didnāt see it didnāt happen
still not getting it, The missions that I mentioned really deserve it
If you know what I mean
The only thing about this game that annoys me is the black and white ROE.
I highly recommend the desert eagle mod
everyone technically deserves it, they're trying to kill me
Justified kills mod is what I use
I know it's a game but it pisses me off.
Oh Jesus Christ. You still donāt get it
And that is not true even
They should have a mission in Ron where you get to ron
On sinuous trail they donāt deserve it
isnt there a version of the swat ai mod that removes civies and adds slightly more suspects
Finally S'd Thank You Come Again
they're trying to kill me, they deserve it
Itās not black and white like that
Is there a way to S on these missions without resorting to pepperballs?
I just ignore ROE
idk if its updated
The easiest one to S š
Have you played sinuous trail or listened to the things they say at all?
Jesus
i played sinuous trail while listening to some song my girlfriend zoe sent me
Play it again
The suspects on sinuous trail are innocent
They shoot in self defense
maybe so, thats why i use a bean gun
but if a guy dressed in proper swat gear, wielding c4 and tear gas and literal gas masks busts in, thats proper swat
i dont even think private citizens can get tear gas
honestly great mod but its a lil too hard solo no ai
damn
SWAT impersonator appears
istg me currently
And I want regular SWAT missions. Robberies with one subject and lots of hostages. Just one guy with no armor and just a shitty Jiminez or Hi-Point pistol but volitile af and the ability to ruin a lot of lives.
That or a shitty meth head that takes his kids hostage in a car during a traffic stop.
I know this is a game but that is what's normal.
Sorry, a mission with 30 suspects you say? Done.
Lighten up. He's only goofing off.
also, im swat, what do i care who is or isnt evil, im doing swat stuff, doc says arrest, i arrest, because this job is fun and i like money
thats why i spam gas lol, SWAT is a life saving organization, Door Kickers 1st Company isnt
I was SWAT. Or as we called it SOG. Then I broke my back and retired from LE.
im a groundskeeper, i play games in the funniest, most unintended ways in my off time
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Groundskeeper. Like "Scorpio" from Dirty Harry.
less that and more a guy that mows lawns, does IT, minor building repairs like changing lightbulbs and installing shelves, does weedwacking/leafblowing, and a good bit more throughout the year for a local camp
more of a "general problem solver" than "oh thats a cemetary"
How'd you break your back?
I used to have delusions of grandeur about becoming a cop. But games like this remind me why I'm generally happy lifting pianos up stairs.
A piano man.
Damn right. I can lift them up how many stairs you like. I just leave the playing part to someone else.
But a piano man, yes.
Pulling an extremely heavy, unconscious woman out of a wrecked car that had started to burn.
I got fucked up. My uniform sleeves melted to my skin and I felt the vertebrae fracture and I knew exactly what happened when it did.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Which one is that? The people modding guns for terror groups?
Oh this is just turning into a police rp server
10-4
no it the one in the server farm for the child pornography hosting company the streamer used
Sounds like what I wished I had done for a living.
im in college for something far more what i enjoy, this is just to get money to live and to spend
im studying to be a programmer, and to do cybersecurity and networking
There's nothing grand about being universally hated, divorced, estranged from society because of what you do for a living, mentally and physically damaged at Al the end of it your reward is the prince's ransom of 55% of a 50k per year job and Healthcare premiums that keep going up when pay doesn't. And for those injuries? The best Healthcare workers compensation insurance provides.
Honestly, fuck being a cop.
US cop?
Yep
If so, I am sorry š«
I hear the common folk get insufferable
The sovereign citizens videos always get me cackling
27 years. Also an EMT and fireman.
So, you were a part of a Sheriff's Office?
Have you ever dropped one on somebodies head? Like in looney toons?
Is hide and seek broken for finding all the weapons? I just finished S tier run on it but the guys wont search for the rest of the guns
says they are securing makarovs but they arent even moving
Think the polis would have somethin to say about that, so I've managed not to so far
But I have had the lid prop drop on me and I flailed my legs about in a panic
The AI can be like that for whatever reason, itās not an uncommon thing, especially on large open areas of maps
HAH
Thankfully no bodycam on me when it did, no shenanigans for TOC to call me out on
Yep
Oh, that's cool.
I know in real life JHP is for soft body and AP is for penetrative. But in the game which is better for less lethal? I find the pepperballs and beanbag shotgun very ineffective.
I also volunteer with my tribal polife now and i train and manage good quality security staff for a professionap firm
Interesting.
Respect to all LE.
Is the pay better?
What does RON ROE get wrong by the way?
Many people wouldn't find that fun. It would need to be balanced, dragged out, or outright be marked as a fast-complete mission.
The shock effect may be there, but tbf not exactly for long.
bring a guy with mirror gun
For less lethal you want to go with an SMG with AP magazines for lightly/non-armored suspects, or JHP for armored ones.
Pepperballs are... tricky to use. Beanbag is pretty fun to use.
Also, flashbangs and CS Gas are a good meta for less/non-lethal. Have your entire team wear gas masks.
The good old days of hearing everyone talk about the CS gas meta because the AI was insufferable...
but what if the sec guards say nuh uh 
bruh my engineering courses start in like a week and my sleep schedule still isnāt fixed
i am not cooking for college, college is cooking me
I liked to get hammered the night before
Actually, starting the afternoon of the day before. It helped me sleep.
that might just be me the night before my final exams this upcoming winter quarter
20 credits iirc this quarter
and i still need to apply for some of my internships
iām hopefully shooting for one with the NOAA for June
national oceanic and atmospheric administration
theyāve got a few internships for grabs in my area i believe
Is this a requirement for your program or just initiative on your part?
i would love a bank robbery mission
even with like 10 suspects, just that theme is sick
initiative really
my major is engineering project management but minor in meteorology
I applaud said initiative
May it work out in your favor. And for this, you really should get hammered the night before
Do internships in the US pay?
some do
gracias 
some yes, some no
really depends on what itās for, the field, organisation, etc
Not wrong.
I'm surprised there hasn't been an official mission for that so far.
thankfully mine is paid. thereās another one open for the EPA (environmental protection agency), iirc if the deadline hasnāt passed
there was one i saw that was unpaid but also didnāt even give any program credit so said fuck no and moved on
The US still sounds like a party. While I was getting my undergraduate I was in a kitchen jellying eels
EPA has a SWAT.
indeed

I know jellied eels sounds disgusting but you'll have to take my word for it they're pretty good mind you
I might take your word on that one day

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Funnily enough new years is coming up.. /j
Nah it bad
It's like dog food
iām not even gonna touch it with a ten foot metal pole
anyone got good graphic settings that give like 120fps and looks half decent?
It's the kind of slop you feed Mindjot employees

itās still a little bit too generous for them
If you have an RTX GPU, try setting your DLSS to Performance. Play around with settings and find whatever can work for you. I find Medium/High enough for me to enjoy the game at decent FPS.
But, in all honesty, reaching stable 120 FPS in this game after 1.0 is a challenge.
It ultimately boils down to your hardware and how bottlenecked it is.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2943705127
Hm. This could be useful, I think. Use it as reference.
The rotisserie chicken mod tanks my performance a lot
it is officially midnight, which means it is officially christmas eve, which means totally legal activities, which means also i have a data analysis spreadsheet due but im stuck on ron and suffering from tripwires
the what now
Oh, WolfPax in the comments! Haven't seen that name in a while.
No.
And I regret reading that bio.
Bro thinks holiday spirit will get him a key
Russian dude used chat gpt to translate a message for us š
I take it most folk here are from the US?
The only important place on earth
his bio makes me regret staying up to be able to read it
Google Translate works just fine tbh. Or the guy could just unfortunately know English.
What it say
Aināt no one besides AI type like that
Fair point.
That's not how you say Ireland
ew ireland
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The majority is due to the topic of the game.
this is just song bro
iād rather go to the UK than ireland currently
Iād rather stay in America
i might go over to france eventually i cant lie
Gay
Not that I have a problem with it, I'm just slowly processing everything I know to freedom units and bullets per yard
bullets per yard
I hope out of 5 players, the AI targets and wallbangs you specifically.
/sarcasm
hey now itās either that, moscow, or a quick trip to canada
Go to Moscow like a real man
even though canada is about 2-3 hours drive up from me
Moscow never sleeps bros
Heh
Go to Canada when itās the next US state

Is that why there are ATMs being set on fire these days? xD
canada as a state is cursed
Out of principle, I refuse to eat anywhere other than a Stolovaya because of how expensive your restaurants are
lack of sleep causes people to do different things
Lack of sleep never made me light no ATM on fire
incorrect
i say as i am sleep deprived over the course of 3 weeks, 20 monster cans collected on the top of my desk, and 2 more 6 packs ready to go
Better be sugar free monster
Some of them are so half-assed though, I can't lie.
You must be a high calorie human
i can give you the key to a bank to get some money for yourself
102lb and still rockin it
But at only 3 feet tall thatās heavy
no i will not be converting that into kg im lazy
well damn
i know iām a midget but sheesh
they just donāt hit the same 
Tastes literally the same
i think iām just crazy then
ŠµŃŠŗŠµŃе
54 grams of sugar btw
Look unless you're Elizabeth Taylor, one of the members of Bananarama or Nyash Myash, I dun think you're getting a key mate
lol.
Ruble aināt looking too good in RU?
Not exactly.
I tried
Indeed you did.
apparently not
It's okay, son. How old are ye?
I know how to make a quick buck in Russia
17
though the conversion rate from USD to Yen is nice right about nowā¦
Perfect for the front lines
xD

ama headliner
I'll pretend like you made sense there.
that one guy in the back with crypto ready to burst out of the seam of their pants
I love u my americans brothers. if u will travel in Russia ill give u some walk together
iāll pass
in that case you could have written nothing
I need only brave people
Japan's cheap as chips these days
that is true
plus the tourist non-tax
I need only brave people
I'm going to puke. š
Tenner in the UK will get you noodles and a beer over there
only issue being id have to rent a private onsen if i did go to japan
iād rather not get stared at as if iām part of the Yakuza

though theyāre slightlyyyy lowering down on that
Got ink on you now?
I think so long as it isn't showing out yer collar you should be fine
i donāt think even hellen keller would go with you on that walk
Some of those gentlemen are inked down to the gooch it's a tad much
agreed 
iām mostly just picking between a few options for my back or lower stomach or just go for my arms for now
@rigid bone Is #patch-notes meant only for hotfixes?
I was there in 2019, the Far East is underrated
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am i supposed to accept it or something likeš
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Bro just wants to give you some walk
i say nuh uh
and now is the time i might knock out to sleep
do it smackonite
Oh Gunfighter was updated 2 days ago
How much does the game currently weigh unpacked?
61.71GB
give or take a few
Neat. The compression is pretty heavy it seems
Yeah, definitely. Just wish performance stayed on the same level. :S
Praying that void never sells out to tencent or any other major gaming corporation ngl
Imagine playing multiplayer and seeing your squadmatr emote on a dead civilian
Yeah and because of it alot of textures in the dlc maps are absolute dog shit
ultra settings and my shit looks like its from the NES
I don't usually complain about textures because I've played Payday 2 on very low settings for years. š
But I get what you mean.
I cannot for the life of me figure out how to change my officer's face in the newest update, am I stupid?
Use DLAA
Honestly, I feel like the game would've been better off being created in Unity or Godot.
UE5 is just... braindead.
Loadout, customisation, list of char names
it does not help with the actual textures man
It looks better though
it only does with the clarity and sharpness of the game
godot 
okay yeah, im just stupid
What's up with Godot?
yeah you are
all my homies hate godotā¦
holy shit mio typing? my cat?
Good morning sorry to bother u again but i watched on nexusmods for mods what is the minimum for last updated?

Heh? Xd
my catās name is mio
Sucks for them.
Ayoooo didnt knew im a cat
no worries, your best bet are mods with anything from dec 10th onward
Mewo.
Okay thanks
merry rizzmas!!!
Rizzy holidays to all
I can't say that in good faith anymore I'm too old
Bean gun


am I the only one who's bothered by how horribly designed all the interiors are, architecturally?
Yes
as in, obviously made to have as many blind spots and etc as possible
Yes you are
Nope
Guess gratr dont like the interiors aswell, so the answer is now no
Gas pisses me off
It's blatant, yeah.
I think the worst offender of them all is the mansion in home invasion, what a nightmare architecturally
Lawmaker sucks
^
Which map was that again?
omg good point, valley is disgusting
I'm just memeing, I know interior design and feng shui is not the point of the game
Legit
Map design is mid
i'd more worried about map scaling
Its the third time now that I've tried to S tier 213 park homes with my friends, and failed because we couldn't find the last piece of evidence, I swear we checked everywhere and I have no idea where it could be. ts happening to anyone else?
evidence doesn't spawn, so you just didn't look closely enough. tl;dr google where the evidence is :P
ive prolly spent like 2 hours on looking for evidence alone tho, idk if it fell thru the map or it flung somewhere I couldn't reach. i have no clue how to s tier it w them
oh, that evidence. my bad lmao
only swat ai is capable of securing weapons that can't be found on the map
thats what im prolly gonna do
Some weapons that drop from suspects currently can bug out and wont even have model with what you can interact to secure it, the only solution is let ai find them or using mod that removes score from evidence completely
Hello all
Question: anyone know what would be the closest to the Geissele Automatics Super Duty Mod1 SBR in Ready or Not out of the base games rifles?
in the mission screen are you missing a soft objective or dropped gun?
usually just one dropped gun, so ima just try it again solo and have the ai grab it
Have u turned on the setting that makes them highlighted?
yup
That's... still an issue...?
This one is new after dlc update, other one is when gun just drop under texture, but sometimes you can still able to secure it
You missing the soft evidence or weapon evidence?
Sorry i meant soft objective
Ah.
From one to another.
So basically this new bug wont even show outline for dropped weapon
Sometimes the weapon evidence secures itself for some reason
Even when im soloing a map
ideally the game deletes guns that fall off-map (even SWAT 4 does this and RON does it too), or you do "search and secure" after you kill the bad guys, so the AI will sweep the map. it can be buggy though
maybe try either making only one team search & secure, or going into a more open area, make them fall in, then issue the command again
Merry christmas!
gratrmas came early
Meri mas
I hope yall have a merry Christmas
is there an error log for when you are disconnected from the game?
yo does enyone got a mod where i can use normal earmuff holders
one the fast helmet
hello, im sure this has been asked multiple times but iāve tried every single reddit/steam post on the issue and it did not fix it. basically when i go to commander my games just freezes on 100% loading screen. maybe anyone has faced this issue and has actually fixed it. Let me know, thanks.
Probably just compiling shaders, so you need to wait till it's done, you can monitor cpu usage in task manager
Yeah, iāve waited for around 30 minutes because i expected for this to be the issue but nothing loaded and if the game does not work iāll just refund it and iām almost at that 1 hour lmao
Anyone experience with the General Quality of Life Fixes Mod
I want to play multiplayer with a friend with also bots but don't know how to fix it
You trying to load specific commander save? Does it load into quick play?
Use spawn police, that one is outdated
oo
just a story mode aka commander. tried to run it on a safe mode it loaded instantly, then i tried direct x12 it also loaded instanly. so basically somehow it is fixed
happy new year š
Merry Christmas indie, guess what
Hello

Thanks, you too. what tho?
Chicken Butt
haha

I agree
Lmao

Is there any way to return previous TOC voice?
Should be able to go to the VO folder and take the files from TOC_Legacy2 folder and throw them in the TOC folder.
I might have had a bit too much
stop talking dude
So true

Itās new years
wait no it's not
I'm not that drunk yet boy
Yes it is
Give people beans instead

Good evening, I have a problem too, the 3rd map of ready or not is bug? I can't make the S, I'm missing a civilian who is impossible to find
I hate to be the one to break it to you on this happy winter holiday, but the problem that you're experiencing is 100% skill issue
are you sure? because I searched the map in every corner I still haven't found the last civilian it's driving me crazy
Yes, 100%
I'd just restart tho. Not worth running around wasting time looking for a missing civilian
ah shit, thank for the information 

Ah yes, the staple of RoN. The last remaining civilian.
Merry Christmasā¤ļø
Sounds like time to sleep.
Thank you š
Anyways I am about to I'm just finishing up some gameplay
Mhm, good. Sleep well when you do.
Hey sls, why do pepper guns suck so bad
Ask the moderators. I'm sure it's for balance. Bc they shoot and reload fast
It takes like 10 balls to do anything
It's based on a game mechanic that not only doesnt work right but also is a bad move in swat tactics
It's require exactly 4 hits to stun or 3-4 to create pepper smoke, it's great only with pacifier trait
and im still at the first mission, the mart raid? anyone can help me to play ready or not? so... i dont get bored too easy lol
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Idk but it never works well
Bean gun is the only viable nonlethal imo
I can But at night, I have to leave the house to visit relatives that I don't see all year but I have to pretend that I care about them.
are you from USA?
Mexico
Marry rizzmass

i canāt
I can
stop lying
when
Rule #1
- No being mean!
wheres the update
what update
the update
The moderators and chat administrators seem to be on vacation. You'll have to wait until they're back
who are you talking to?
I'm not sure

why not
We gonna get balaclavas in the next update?
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kind of forgot
didnāt have alot of time to play at all
technically that means even more immersion as it'll take a literal year to level up your henry
fk knows
My apologies I'll drop the update right now.
Void add proper gun modding pls
Void make peppergun not shit pls
how do the sight look like if it was 4th dimension?
which one?
just spam the trigger problem solved
Just give us baton rounds that act like beanbag but with slightly reduced stagger
@tawdry girder RAHHHHH IK ITS TIGHT. TIGHTER THAN A MF
Beanbag gun is literally the best gun in the game
maybe specific ones if the character meets X conditions
why so evil
i'm joking around
Yeah, can't it instakill through any armor on a headshot?
I'm pretty sure every gun in the game can
The rear sight would be invisible. The front sight would be unchanged
Actually probably the whole back of the gun would be invisible
Trying to examine the border where the visibility ends and begins would probably hurt your brain but it's tough to say cause we don't know of any 4 dimensional things we can look at for reference
Hows everyone doing
Meh
I feel you
Happy krimmuh
Still christmas
Merry Christmas š
Merry Christmas
Merry, mas
Welcome to the machine
I remember when I joined the hoi4 server and I was saying that I just bought hoi4, some dude said "a new dawn is coming in your life"
and since then I've been playing for 2-3 years and I agree

Bonk.

And you ask why I always ask why you bonk me
Game said that it requires a 5GB update
I did it and when i did it said "Patching 100MB/60GB"
And thats the whole size of the game
when I patiently waited for the "update" I went into the game and all of my progress was gone
What the hell happaned?
Am I the only one who prefer RoN before V1 ? Even if the game is very good !
Was your game modded before the update?
No
i played ron while high
it made the graphics even better
it felt like ai generated art
It's christmas eve š„ŗ
sorry, that was a strange thing to say
:3
I keep get kicked from admin in public game? Does anyone can help me figure out why
Ur too cool
oh
Its that simple
okay thank you
Moderators!
Hello
š
Maybe they hate strangers, who knows.
Am I cool???
how long will the steam sale last
uh
2nd of Jan I think but just check on steam
im having problems with mods can anyone help
it doesnt show
It should on front store page
Oh huh it doesnāt
doesnt show
im on vacation š¬
thanks bro
Where do I open a ticket?
For?
Everything was wiped?
yeah
I have to make a new game
its like it re-downloaded itself from the start
while I own the game for a month
Strange, if you couldnāt find a explanation why then you can report it as a bug at #1050535723087958156 or #šarchived-bug-reports-channel
I couldnt
I googled it, none of the guys who had the same problem could fix it
saves just vanished
Yeah so report it at the channels I mentioned above
That's awful
Aight lad thanks
yo guys any of you know where to find eve in that cult mission like possible spawnpoints?
your good man
i just have been searching for her for around 30 mins
and everything is just creepy
why dont u google it?
i did
Yeah I know I've done the map with one of my friends
it says in the tower structure but she is not there
it says she may not spawn
but it's a primary objective
plus i think i found her im just checking
nvm
still not there
Itās very random
But she is supposed to spawn
i can't find her
All main objectives people MUST spawn otherwise you canāt literally finish the mission lol
Checked the church?
3 times
Well she must be somewhere, are you sure you havenāt accidentally shot her? Cause shot people donāt get auto reported
She belongs in civs now
So if that isnāt complete it means she is out there
Check everywhere, behind doors, dark corners everywhere
join us 1 and i can show you
i mean everywhere
it's full of chemlights
I donāt wanna be that one to say you have not checked everywhere but I am going to be that one. Cause itās happen end to me looking for last person entire map yet they end up just being behind a door and not saying anything cause they are bugged out in responding to your callouts
Sorry to bud in, but I just wanted to ask here before I fill out a bug report, has anyone else's TOC just stopped responding this update?
I thought it could be a leftover from when I had mods replace it, but I checked its TOC VO files and it sounds like new lines but not anything I have downloaded?
Merry Christmas everyone ā¤ļøš«¶š
Thanks, ClasherNL š
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I belive there is a known thing right now with TOC randomly just not saying anything
Gotcha, thanks for letting me know
I really figured it was my own doing from before the update released
but I just noticed it hasn't said a single word and I've been playing for a week or so frequently
i hope everyone has a merry chrismas tomorrow and stays safe 
Who's gaming?
is their a chat to talk about firearms here?
You just make one happen.
Guns go boom? Or guns go bang?
no
For S ranks, y'all choosing flashbangs or gas?
Stinger and gas
m320 stinger
Iām sitting in my chair waiting to leave to visit family
Peak gaming
merry christmas
tried getting the Way Out West achievement, Im 99% sure I did it right, anyone else had issues?
Merry christmas everyone
you guys smell š„ŗ
Yeah lol, yesterday I was doing twisted nerve and I got all objectives done, all suspects done, only thing left was one civ and after 20 minutes I gave up and closed the game
Funnily enough, it's against Discord's ToS. :S
Gay
That was me last night tbh
that is the gayest thing ive ever heard
search and secure command
once order has been brought to chaos it should work
That's wild asf
if you're using ai ofc
It is??? What specifically?
Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone!
Did That multiple times. Normally works but on that round specifically they just wandered around for 1 minute then froze
Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Yeah, my friends werenāt on at that time
they usually stop when they've done everything and you may js have like som soft objectives left but in this case they must've js glitched
Yeah they def glitched. They just froze and there was one last civ
Game just broke at that moment
merry christmas
this 30F degree weather isnāt feeling so good anymore
It might feel better tomorrow don't worry
also spamming yell for compliance will usually get a reactions out of the civies and they'll respond
hopefully

itās too cold for thissss
What if you don't yell and just blank stare at them for 45 seconds?
Does the cosmetic armor you use change your armor profile?
ok fed
come and stop me fed boy
hey alyx, guess what
Discord's Dangerous and Regulated Goods Policy Explainer prohibits the buying, selling, or trading of firearms and related items. It also bans providing instructions for assembling illegal firearms or explosives. Discussions about maintaining legal firearms, like cleaning or disassembly, are allowed.
horseshit, its only illegal arms, discussing the maintenance, use, and so on of legal firearms is fully ok
hey gyorg, whats your opinion on the pepper guns
Pepper guns are uhhh
kinda shit
213 park homes is an absolute pain in the fucking ass
Inconsistent. Usually get shot before you get a surrender.
WHERE Is the last enemy
which operation is that
the home
twisted nerve?
is one of your softs "find the meth stash"
ive searched outside, inside EVERY SINGLE room, i got my swat ai members to search and rescue every room like jesus christ!
theres a tunnel outside
and i checked that too!
i checked every single soft
where?
by the vab
they can hide in closets
i mean the van but where
they can hide under beds
i got my whole team to search and rescue every building
every room too like jesus
hell i shot every single bed and closet
- impossible i double tap or dump them
- yes i did
theres probably a guy in the side area of the bottom floor in the fumigated house
shooting dead bodies with a bean shotgun usually wakes them up if phony
the main meth lab house?
and if there isnt check the tunnels
when i say i checked every room i mean it
Check under the kitchen sink
every tiny bit of the map i know ive checked
yes the woman is long dead and the guy in the toilet is long dead
did u check the entire attic?
Local SWAT fails to find suspect, leaves scene
yup got search and rescue too
crackheads are talkative start yelling until you hear defiant responses
bout to fucking pop one of these civvies
Did you check where you haven't checked?
ive shot every draw, every bed, everything
if you shoot a civ your entire team will start clapping trust me do it
well atleast im looking found one soft objective that i apparently didnt click f on
You don't shoot it, you check it
hey whatās up
over at friends family dinner
this is taking the ABSOLUTE fucking piss
oh, sorry to have bugged you, i was going to chicken butt you
Call out for suspects to come out from under
i accidentally friendly fired and i got -30 im shooting all civillians i find š i give up
game reveals all enemies if you pour bleach on your computer
back to parking ticket duty
you know what fuck it back to desk duty
šš
enjoy dinner with your friend, merry christmas amigo
ive been searching for hours
Didn't even teach him how to room clear š
its actually spelled frinidend
im not gonna be back to fucking patrol if i KILL CIVILLIANS
ty
yeah your gonna be back to your fucking prison cell
nuremburg trials 2.0
ive checked every room! nook! cranny! ive shot every bed, cupboard, and ended up blastic atleast 3 civillians in the face
did u check the garage
did you try gas
thats where i always go through
meant to be an offensive joke cause im polish?
cs gas you weirdo
dude i dont even know what i had for lunch, let alone the nationality of some rando from the ron server
i dont carry anything
civs cough when exposed to CS gas, helping you track them down
ive got 10 primary 5 secondary
sorry im not the rould daulgh book called āthe twitsā
why bring a sidearm at all
i do enjoy blasting an enemy more than once
also whats with the br*tish language
cause they look good
you fucking teasipper
i bring 4 sets of shells for my bean gun, 2 points of c4, and 7 CS gas canisters
plus an m320 with moar gas
name all the parts of britain
uhh north london, birmingham
britain isnt just england 
nah actually
no way
well from the way you use it i can only assume you think britain is only made up of england
if only literally everyone in britain hated england
ever heard of a joke
if youre gonna make a joke atleast make an accurate one
and make it funny while youre there
hey ryan, whats your opinion on this loadout composition
what?
i aint typing it out again learn to read
my english is pretty good if you ask me
yeah like everyone in this server
what would be the point of what if you just listed the parts of england?
what would the point of THE JOKE if i just listed the parts of britain
Be jolly my fellows
im feeling quite jolly today eman
this guy isnt spreading christmas cheer
the joke isnt there in the first place i could be welsh or scottish but apparently so britain is just england 
i gassed amos voss earlier
oh poor you i didnt mention wales, scotland or northern ireland
your joke wasnt funny nor accurate 
both of ye pipe down, and go equip CS gas instead of a sidearm
i dont celebrate on christmas 
i honestly dont care
i dont really care what you do
cared enough to tell me that 
Donāt make me make you be jolly
hey eman, can i run a loadout past you for an opinion
what is this sorcery
That was not very jolly
is this sisyphus?
both of ye need to pipe down and be jolly, go gas pedophiles or shoot terrorists with beanbags
that always cheers me up
until you cant find the last fuck
check every toilet
sit down on it too
got to see if he python lies beneath (youll find out (painfully if you are of the XY chromosome))
YES
He probably didn't check a pocket corner where a suspect was hiding
what in gods name is a pocket corner
i wish i couldve recorded to show that i checked EVERY SINGLE DAMN corner
pocket dimension corner duhh
i just kick down doors and start yelling until the AI's go and cuff people
the corner in your pocket
i could swear on my life zeus can strike me down if im lying i checked EVERY room, EVERY corner, EVERY area
clearly not if u didnt find him
but i aint startin nothin
Pocket corner is just a small corner, usually cushioned behind a door but with a body-sized gap
clearly zeus didnt strike me down so youre lying
Jolly times fellows
oh, ive never seen those be an issue
i just bust down doors in increasingly silly ways and shout until people get down, and those that refuse to comply get beaned
mods.. fill his stockings with coal..
i got left on read mr eman do you think im in a jolly good mood
The person is busy being jolly
There's a few, Narcos if I remember
i dont think ive hit the Narcos op yet
im gonna launch my dejollify-inator if you dont stop alright
i wanted to sleep at 1:15am
then it was 1:20
then 1:25
then 1:30
then 1:40
and now the plan is 1:50
i feel bad for Dr.Doofenschmirtz
Wow
Wedges are terrible btw
Fuck you
die
Potato wedges
holy crap ryan gosling you just doxxed yourself #šØron-screenshots-and-art message
gmt+0 timezone fyi
fuck man who deleted that
i found it quite comedic
Yāall need to read the rules and be jolly
cant spread jolly if you kill the holly š£ļø
wow i revealed what time zone im in
Be jolly or be banned 
that means i could be from uk, ireland, france, algeria, etc
Thatās what Iām saying
im shivering in me timbers rn
i was using the channels as intended, i was showing a timezone where the game is canonically not located trust me
Ah, good point.
who got banned?
The unjolly human
omg sssniperwolf?
ok maybe it wasnt a clip or video but i was showing where the game is not set (Trust me)
as my own lawyer id like to say hes completely wrong
That wouldnāt be very jolly
mr eman you werent even there
he ruined my holiday cheer
absolute cinema ā š“ š¤
bought it a year ago
skill issue 
RON Alpha gang
yeerrrr (i dont know when alpha was)
i remember the funny missing texture maps tho
what was that one bank kinda map?
LIKE VOID INTERACTIVE
I just miss old gas station
i see what you did there
i dont remember that one tbh i know it changed but nah dont remember
also again, the old bank map give me that shit back!
Mods be finding any reason to delete my comments fr
wedge enjoyer
oh you already got beef with him š
https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/s/QSZsP4c1xZ
I haven't really kept up to date on the changes to that policy, but I did remember that it was a controversial one.
In any case, good to know now. Thanks.
Those were quite enjoyable imo.
got boring real quick
Hi
No
...
Gave the map its own style in my eyes.
But I kinda got bored of RoN in general back then.
playing ron for longer than one round is so tough now
That's been the case since 1.0, hasn't it?
i played for hours on end before adams update but now nope
Literally used wedges like 3 times tops
shits so useful though
like on port hokan
Giant parking lot that says free parking. Dudes gotta turn into the one tiny lot that says no trespassers allowed and park there
Kinda, depends how you play
block ALL doors except of the one youre entering from
Skill
Issue
100% havent used the smgs or shotguns in years it feels like
half the ars either, most i use are mods
SMGs are only for nostalgic purposes 
Ohh, shotguns. Fun.
oh my days you lot need this shotgun mod let me pull it up it is AMAZING
š
Virus link
virus link my ass
I bet this guy wedges his own room door
My pc is infected now
it takes me to the "Derya MK-12 IPSC IP500"
@half stratus I KEEP LOSING AT FUCKING BINGO
dorm room?
Yes š
bingo is a game of chance, the balls simply do not fall your way
šš
thats a bit ballsy 
Literally the same thing
Why the fuck is Nexus Mods struggling to let me scroll around on my phone browser...?
You got a virus
why the fuck are you on nexus on your phone????
I WAS ONE OFF
iāve been one off for 5 rounds AHHHH
Because I was too curious about the mod link you sent!
again, a bit ballsy 
its literal gambling, nothing you can do about it man

oh shit my bad i thought you were willingly browsing
bingo is killing me how am i being beaten by BINGO
its basically an AR shotgun its pretty nice
People really using discord chat on their PC all night š
bro theres no reason for me to sleep
Oh that explains the images.
2 weeks off, christmas over im chilling
colours are customisation options ingame, i stick with black
Phone discord > PC discord
Looks like a fun one, I'll give it a try. Eventuallyā¢ļø. Thanks. š


bingo is my arch nemesis now
I hope your printer starts disobeying you the moment you're in a rush.
Bro thinks I own a printer
Every classy wedge enjoyer has one?
you fellas ever heard of joe scott
Not living up to your name I see...
im watching 5 ancient medical practices that actually worked and this shit is fire
"number two, this one just sucks" while talking about leeches
funniest shit ive heard in a while
The only reason to wedge rooms is so the civilians can't escape 
lol
Hereās TEN ancient medical practices that ACTUALLY work! And you DONT wanna miss #3!
Or or or maybe so you donāt get flanked
number 3 is underdeveloped flies?
you should watch this joe scot fella
apparently the other word for underdeveloped blocks my message so
2024 [NOT CLICKBAIT!]
Just 360 no scope
@half stratus BINGOOO
its not that type of video man just fucking watch it š
Yeah since it's also a slur. xD
hes just a 40 or something year old dude talking and making dad jokes every now and then hes funny
no, like the word baybee
well done brother
apparently it fucking blocks it so
Huh. Gotta love it.
did i say you should watch joe scott
See
dudes like a more consistent vsauce
damn š
Insta deleted my shit lol
I did say read the rules and be jolly
Ready or not mobile when
do you watch joe scott
you should watch joe scott
I watch joe mama




lmao
