jojolion

[vernal swift]

What

What do you mean

[minor ore]

that's not my pfp

[vernal swift]

Yeah it is

What do you mean it’s not

???

[minor ore]

That's not me

[hoary temple]

yeah that's me

[vernal swift]

This is you

[kind owl]

@vernal swift, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[vernal swift]

You’re the one who said the “you sound stupid” thing

[sonic hollow]

[vernal swift]

Are there two people here with the exact same username, pfp and number thing

Is there something I don’t get

???

[hard meteor]

lol

[vernal swift]

Wait no I’m confused what is this

[frozen charm]

Yes

[vernal swift]

Tf

[frozen charm]

There's 2 that dude's

[minor ore]

^

[hard meteor]

true

[sonic hollow]

uh huh

[vernal swift]

Wtf

[crisp vigil]

there are actually 2

[vernal swift]

Ok lmao

[frozen charm]

Yea

[crisp vigil]

just pay attention

[frozen charm]

One is my alt

[vernal swift]

Tf do you mean “pay attention”

[frozen charm]

Where I get really racist

[crisp vigil]

that’s not me

[hard meteor]

he means pay attention

[minor ore]

the other ThatDude acts completely differently you can tell

[crisp vigil]

that’s not my pfp

[frozen charm]

True

[vernal swift]

Sorry I don’t pay attention to how every single member of Jojos Bizarre Adventure discord acts

My bad

[frozen charm]

Sorry I don't care

[hoary temple]

yeah

[junior coral]

?

[minor ore]

you lack the discipline

[junior coral]

What is happening

[frozen charm]

Trolling

[hoary temple]

nothing greeny

[hard meteor]

a little bit of tomfoolery

[frozen charm]

A minor amount of tomfoolery

[vernal swift]

Crnge

[frozen charm]

Damn metal beat me to it

😭 😭 😭

[minor ore]

fat L

[frozen charm]

True

[crisp vigil]

it’s me that dude

[frozen charm]

How!!!!

[minor ore]

that's not me

[crisp vigil]

woah there’s 2 more of me

[hoary temple]

yeah that's me

[frozen charm]

Smh

Wrong ace attorney pfp

Ban

Leave the server

[crisp vigil]

well they’re not identical people

[hoary temple]

I couldn't find the exact one bitch

step off /hj

[minor ore]

it's better that way

[crisp vigil]

helps differentiate

[minor ore]

yeah

[frozen charm]

Lmao have you heard of inspect element

😤

[hoary temple]

no

[minor ore]

I thought that said Genshin Impact

[hoary temple]

fuck saaame

[crisp vigil]

i agree

[frozen charm]

Have you ever heard of genshin impact

It sucks

Ass

[crisp vigil]

i agree

[minor ore]

Yeah I like the cute guys tho

[hoary temple]

damn simp

[minor ore]

I meant I like the cute guys

I mean cute guys

I meant cute guys

fuck i mean cute guys

[frozen charm]

Who here still has their appendix

[hoary temple]

simp

[frozen charm]

Very important question

Have you ever heard of Fortnite

[hoary temple]

appendicks

[frozen charm]

Br

[frozen charm]

Shit like this is why this chat has slowmode

Iwasuke

[hoary temple]

iwasuke

[minor ore]

iwasuke

[plain silo]

Rocky

[crisp vigil]

ok back to being unfunny

[hoary temple]

this is a jojo server, it always unfunny

[hard meteor]

so true

[frozen charm]

Trueeee

False()

[hoary temple]

well it's kinda funny sometimes

[foggy island]

WoU is bullshit

[frozen charm]

I am unfunny

[hoary temple]

correct

[viral raven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq7ddhSGOSE

[heavy ledge]

please dont remind me im art blocked and i cant draw diluc

i miss sexualizing sailors too

[cold elbow]

When gappy and kira fused

[heavy ledge]

when you read the manga

[cold elbow]

Shouldn't he have clothes on?

[heavy ledge]

no i ate them

[cold elbow]

Oh my

[heavy ledge]

thats why gappy has a bitemark

[frozen charm]

Jose you should draw iwasuke it would be really funny I think

[heavy ledge]

i should do so many things

[frozen charm]

I will commission iwasuke rn

500 Dolla

2.7 kromer

[heavy ledge]

for 500 dolla id send u 5gb of dudes

[frozen charm]

What about

20 dolla

[heavy ledge]

no dudes

maybe one finger

[frozen charm]

Ok

Yea

Just 1 finger

Fuck

Yo

No way

Invite?

[heavy ledge]

tf u talkin about

[frozen charm]

Someone sent an invite

And the bot demolished it immediately

[vernal cave]

Who's the user of this stand, Wonder of U?

[heavy ledge]

check here https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Jojolion-chapter-1.html

[minor ore]

Hey I dropped the manga on chapter 37 a year ago (right after the beetle fight) and I don't remember the details, can someone give me a short summary? Especially what Jhonny did in the past before he died of something, I forgot that part completely

[vernal cave]

The statue killed him

Johnny went to Morioh in order to train other riders, but an incident killed him

A statue was built to commemorate his heroic actions

[minor ore]

what riders

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[hard meteor]

the riders were government agents

[minor ore]

who

I don't even know who they are anymore

[hard meteor]

we dont know the names

[minor ore]

no what were they doing

ah nevermind

[hard meteor]

oh, they were chasing johnny he stole the saints corpse from them

[broken kettle]

who is the main character jojo on part 9

[heavy ledge]

me

[hard meteor]

jose is

[minor ore]

jose is

[steady mural]

joshu

[minor ore]

joe mama

[minor ore]

the dnalojoj

I know thst you're trying to do a reverse funny

Oh actually nvm i was going to say something but forget it

[wraith mirage]

Josekage kijo

[minor ore]

Josuke

[wraith mirage]

Joshu

Mitsuba’s baby

[vernal cave]

I thought Joshu's was Soft and Wet?

[wraith mirage]

Nah thats johnny’s

Wrong part smh

[grave moth]

Im sorry

Youre telling me Rai couldnt wring Yasuho up to the pole with his Doggy Style?

[minor ore]

He didn't want to

[grave moth]

Or atleast use himself as a “rope” for Yasuho for climb

[minor ore]

He was the one that pushed her down remember

[minor ore]

mitsuba being the person with the coolest stand (both visual design and power-wise) in the entire series

[wraith mirage]

L - imo speed king best stand design

[grave moth]

Ohhh

[wraith mirage]

And johnny, gyro, or jolyne got best character design

[vernal cave]

I wonder how the designs would look for part 8 anime

[minor ore]

yes johnny is very fucking hot, but i was specificaly talkign about STAND designs

[vernal cave]

The characters in part 8 have great design

[wraith mirage]

But speed king best stand design

Imo

[vernal cave]

!w Speed King

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Speed_King

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Speed King

Speed King (スピード・キング, Supīdo Kingu) is the Stand of Jobin Higashikata, featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. It is a short-range humanoid Stand that can store heat in the locations it touches.

[vernal cave]

So it's similar to Magician's Red

[minor ore]

No

[minor ore]

really, like, robot man with hat vs super cool leaf thing with arrows that hint towards the stands ability, which is always a plus, and also a really cool design with a hood and stuff, which is verry unique, since its humanoid, but doesnt have visible arms

[wraith mirage]

King nothing got insane design too

[minor ore]

i just think this looks nicer (also i dont know if there is a official colouring for it but the coloured scans give it a really nice autumn colour scheme

[minor ore]

its deffinitly good, but not up there for the best designs

[tame plover]

Best design is killer queen if you don’t agree then you have a different opinion

[minor ore]

Magician's Red is a big chicken that can melt anything in its path, Speed king has an initial range of 10cm, it stores heat in a blood vessel of your body and then releases the heat, this can be fatal, a one shot kill, if Jobin doesn't hold back, that is. Speed King also has a long range ability where it can attatch itself to objects that are later touched by the victim that ends up dead

[wraith mirage]

W

[grave moth]

Wow, what a dick

That wasnt so kind

He should apologize to Yasuho and sit in the time out corner to think about what he did

[minor ore]

He did the right thing

[tame plover]

yez

[minor ore]

Yasuho was getting in the way of his advancements to Josuke

but Awaking III leaves has a UNIQUE design, which is why i like alot of stands (for example, in the golden winds ps2 game, Green day has a cool UNIQUE spiral-like design, and that makes ps2 green day (not anime green day) one of my favourite stands (visualy), speed king just doesnt have that

[grave moth]

Ohh right

[wraith mirage]

I mean its all opinion based

[minor ore]

SpeedKing is a mixture of a road biker and an action robot are you telling me that isnt cool as fuck

[tame plover]

Explosive kitten better :troll:

[minor ore]

speed king IS cool, but its not unique in terms of jojo stands (as i said before, when i say unique i mean not torso with normal human arms, head and legs but something that makes it stand out)

[minor ore]

thats my opinion of unique, not everyone elses

[tame plover]

what is your opinion on the pink panther cat

[minor ore]

true!

[tame plover]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-queen-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-14800561

[minor ore]

i fucking love killer queen, its one of my favourite stand designs in part 3 and 4 of jojo

also queen song = pog

[tame plover]

Gooood.

Wait part 3?

[minor ore]

midder queen

[tame plover]

Eat shit

[minor ore]

LMAO

[white pasture]

Speed king is most similar to killer queen and heavens door

[kind owl]

@white pasture, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

i said part 3 AND 4, as in its one of my favourite visual designs of all the stands in BOTH parts

[white pasture]

1 touch = knocked ☠️

[tame plover]

ok but kq isn’t in part 3

[minor ore]

i know

[tame plover]

[minor ore]

what im saying

[tame plover]

Maybe not

[minor ore]

is if you got all the stands from part 3, and part 4, put them in a box, out of that box of stands, killer queen would have one of my favourite designs

[tame plover]

so you chose at random from that box and decided killer queen is one of the best

[minor ore]

you know what, sure thing bestie

[tame plover]

ok bestie

[steady mural]

[kind owl]

@steady mural, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

omggggg reallyyyyy, so trueee

[vernal cave]

So if we compare Magician's Red and Speed King, who would win?

[minor ore]

hmmm

[tame plover]

Magicians

[minor ore]

really depends

[tame plover]

It has range

[minor ore]

if speed king can be close

[tame plover]

Speed kings range is 2cm

[vernal cave]

Speed King focuses on close combat, while Magician's Red is range

[tame plover]

Magicians claps

[minor ore]

it depends on their starting location, and if one of them gets the jump on the other

also speed king could like, throw some rocks with heat in them

[tame plover]

Nah avdol claps Jobin

[hard meteor]

no contest

[minor ore]

nah, like most fights what ifs, it depends on the situation

[tame plover]

Avdol wins 90%

[hard meteor]

crossfire hurricane would murder jobin no diff

[minor ore]

heres the thing, yeah speed king needs to be close, but you can heat rocks or something and throw them at a person, that gives it range

[hard meteor]

if someone throws a rock at you whats the first thing you would do,Move out the way lmao

[tame plover]

1. The range of a rock throw
2. Magicians red can just incinerate the rock or move it away

Also what metal said

[minor ore]

mrs flames arent hot enough to instantly melt a rock

[minor ore]

question, do we have stand stats for SK

[hard meteor]

no

[minor ore]

kk

[hard meteor]

not like its needed we know its range is poor

[tame plover]

About a few cm

Which is the shortest effective range of any stand

[minor ore]

im saying more like, could it do anything remotly close to the ball bearing flick stronger stands can do (not as strong as those, but something like it)

[tame plover]

Except if you count cheap trick and Hey Ya! Always on their users backs

[grave moth]

What is this stand

[tame plover]

It isn’t shown to be very strong physically (compared to other stands)

[minor ore]

not a stand

[grave moth]

Wha??

[hard meteor]

thats not a stand

[tame plover]

Rock

[minor ore]

rock insect like doremifasolatido

[grave moth]

THATS A ROCK CREATURE???

[minor ore]

yeah

[grave moth]

WTFFF

[sinful bramble]

It isn’t

[grave moth]

It dosent look like an insect, though…

[sinful bramble]

Well it is so deal with it

[grave moth]

Huh

Weird

[sinful bramble]

It’s a rock insect

[grave moth]

Ik but

[hard meteor]

^ to 07

[grave moth]

It dosent really look like any insect ive seem xD

Neither does doremifasodjdjsgsbwiwu tho

[tame plover]

Have you seen rock insects?

[minor ore]

rock "insects" just mean rock animals, the hand rail is also a rock insect

[sinful bramble]

They probably haven’t reached that point

[grave moth]

Fair point

[minor ore]

insect

[grave moth]

Just how Doremifasolati dosent look like an animal, but it still is one

[minor ore]

I'm an animal in bed

[minor ore]

kinky

[grave moth]

Im an animal in your moms pussy

😎😎😎

[minor ore]

how does my cum taste?

[minor ore]

pretty go-

sorry

[winter spade]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-dwayne-douglas-johnson-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-gif-4768410

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-21041353

[grave moth]

One more question

Are all rock humans inherently bad?

[tame plover]

No

[hard meteor]

no

[minor ore]

Oh come on now YES

[tame plover]

Just that they are unlucky and that their way of life’s mostly fuck them up

[grave moth]

Ohh

[minor ore]

Enough with the rock sympathizing

[tame plover]

Like how they sleep for so long

[grave moth]

Lmao just dont be a rock human

[minor ore]

EXACTLY

[grave moth]

But honestly

I think being one would legitimately be badass

[tame plover]

Well they are better than humans in many ways

[minor ore]

i would hate hibernating for a whole month

in all ways except sympathy

[grave moth]

How is sleeping for a month bad?

That sounds like absolute heaven for me

[minor ore]

Good luck keeping your job

[tame plover]

Relationships ruined

[mossy sinew]

You'd die if you did that irl lol

[tame plover]

Job gone

[grave moth]

Do i even need a job?

[tame plover]

Probably presumed dead

[grave moth]

I wouldnt need to eat or sleep

[tame plover]

Loose your house

[minor ore]

you're starting to sound like a reddit user

[tame plover]

All your stuff

[grave moth]

No like

[tame plover]

Poof

[grave moth]

Do rock people even need jobs?

[tame plover]

yes

[grave moth]

They dont need basic resources like shelter or food

[mossy sinew]

oh wait you're talking about the rock dudes lol

[tame plover]

Rock bros

[minor ore]

well I mean you can just be a rock in a park like what one page said

[grave moth]

Yea!

[minor ore]

or you can be like Dolomite

[grave moth]

And i can just chill with my rock homies

[minor ore]

Or if you're a chad like Tooru you can make valiant effort to flip the natural law and order of rock humans over on it's head and take proper control on the planet and bring the carbon cucks to their knees

[whole finch]

stonehendge humans

[whole finch]

me

[grave moth]

I havent gotten to that part yet

But it sounds badass

[minor ore]

yes being a rock human is badass

if you know what you're doing

[minor ore]

did you make this

bc if so your super talented

[vernal cave]

Rock Human or Pillar Man?

Which is better?

[hard meteor]

pillar men

[vernal cave]

Could it be because of Kars? Since he is the pinnacle of life itself, nothing can kill him?

[minor ore]

strength wise obviously pillar men (unless we are counting stands, in which case it depends on the rock humans stand) but if we are talking as in which do we prefer? when deffinitly rock humans

[minor ore]

Well, a pillarman could swallow a lit dynamite and survive from it exploding inside it, and a rock human was shattered and killed for being run over by a bus

Rock Humans have the advantage of having stands also but in terms of strength, the Pillar Men are superior

[vernal cave]

He has cutters, plus they are fast enough to kill people

[minor ore]

what i mean by depending on the stand, is that something like doobie wah is basicaly useless because they could stop themselves from breathinf, and then it cant do anything, but WoU will still fuck them up

It would fuck them up aight, but they would still regenerate

[minor ore]

Vitamin C could do something about them

[minor ore]

maybe, but it is possible they could do some body manipulation bs and someone counteract VC

Their bodies were astoundingly bizarre, but I highly doubt that they could simply unmelt emselves

[flint blaze]

Pillar men

Rock humans are mid

[minor ore]

yeah, but they could do something to counteract the weakness their bodys get, and possibly still have some mobility even after being fully liquefied

[minor ore]

I mean, if they eat a human from the inside out like Santana did, they could get around ig

[minor ore]

exactly, possibly aborbing stuff that tried to damage them, or making air vent things like Ultimate kars and normal wammuu did to fly out of the stands range

But Guerrilla's stand could destroy them if given the chance, I suppose

[minor ore]

depends, because they could either sever there limbs, or do something to stop the spread (if it spreads via blood they could stop blood flow, or even mold there bones to make a blockade, in there limbs or something), but just severing the limb would probably work the best

Makes sense also

So ig no Rock Human's stand could put them down for good

[flint blaze]

Wonder of U

[minor ore]

WoU would be a pain in their asses but they wouldn't be downright destroyed. They're way more resilient than regular humans

[flint blaze]

They’d eventually die

No matter what

[minor ore]

Only if WoU's calamity could be great enough to put even a pillarman out it's misery

[flint blaze]

It would reach such an extent

[minor ore]

no way

[flint blaze]

They’re not invulnerable

[minor ore]

neither is WoU

[flint blaze]

To them, it is

[minor ore]

Or would it? They got some fuckery with regeneration and shit

Kei knocked it around with her stand

[minor ore]

Tbh they can't even see WoU

[flint blaze]

It would. They have a limit. Wamuu is the best example of that

[minor ore]

yeah but that's not a problem for them because they just need to attack tooru

[flint blaze]

Also he proves that they are weak to internal attacks

[flint blaze]

I don’t see why this matters

[minor ore]

ok, heres the list
I am a rock still works, but just doesnt damage them
Doobie wah just doesnt work because they can stop breathing, or change the way they breath
Schott keys are one of my favorite pt 8 stands but they just die almost instantly
Pillar men can easily do some body manipulation to deal with vitamin C
Blue hawaii is kinda inconsistent but maybe hte mind controll would work, but the hard part would be activating it
Brain storm can be countered by severing there limbs or other body stuff
Ozone baby would be weird, they probably COULD do something to counter it, but im not smart enough to think of what that thing would be
Dr Wu is a schott key and I am a rock situation
and WoU deletes them, sorry, but theres a chance they could just die from accidentally manipulating there bodys, WoU is increadibly strong, and you need spin to kill it, its either a stalemate, or WoU wins, nothing else

[flint blaze]

Wonder of W

[minor ore]

WOW

[minor ore]

it matters because one of the pillarmen can create strong gusts of wind that acts as AOE

[flint blaze]

Lol

[flint blaze]

Didnt kei die directly after doing that

[minor ore]

yeah Kei is a normal human tho

[flint blaze]

So even if that’s a consistency, a calamity would hit

[flint blaze]

And Wamuu has much worse karma

Calamities scale to their target

[minor ore]

Wait

Can a pillarman die from brain damage?

[flint blaze]

Maybe

[hard meteor]

possibly

[minor ore]

If something cartoonisly fell on their heads and smash their brains it's over, then

So yeah, WoU could destroy them given the exact circumstances

[minor ore]

yeah, also a chance maybe hammon could just randomly fucking appear bc of calamitys and whoop de doooo. kars fucking dedddd

But they have a high IQ, they would definitely know how not to fight or pursue it

We can't just ignore their brightness

[minor ore]

exactly, all fights against WoU are either death, or stalemate (or secret third option, magic speeeennnnnnnn)

[rugged stream]

the best they can do is not pursue it

[minor ore]

Or learn da spin

Then ur fine

[rugged stream]

They could prob learn spin fast af

[minor ore]

I mean, Kars learned Hamon fast af

Or it was cuz he fought against many Hamon users thought the eras + ultimate life form fuckery

[minor ore]

didnt he only learn hammon bc of ULF

[rugged stream]

But since Spin likely doesn't affect any of them spin would be easier to learn

[minor ore]

i knew about hammon before ULF but he didnt use it before right?

[minor ore]

Same brain dude lol

[minor ore]

No. It would be like Avdol using Magician's Red while doused in gasoline

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

he only USED hammon after ULF i think

[minor ore]

??

wait nvm,

yeah, i understand what you mea now

mean*

[rugged stream]

he only used it cus it didn't kill him lmao
he likely knew about its properties after fighting many Hamon warriors

[minor ore]

ye

Now imagine Kars Ultimate Life Form with the spin

I shudder with the thought

[minor ore]

he could make himself work as a base for the golden rotation, so he wouldnt need a horse

[minor ore]

I love Joshu so much 😂😂 lightens up the mood when things are really serious like yasuho's life, and his family's all of it in great dnager and his first thought is about yasuho using his hand to give a wanky plug 😂😂😂

And yeah I read this 7 hrs ago in class

[flint blaze]

That makes no sense

Also they would have no idea what its ability is. Them not being able to see it would make it worse

[minor ore]

Yeah honestly what TF does that mean? You won't be able to know wou's ability just cuz you're smart even for a genius like gappy it took him a while, cuz tooru is just too good with it

idkkkkkk the pillarmen can understand and speak all languages just by hearing one convo so I wouldn't put it past them to pick up the fact that there is an invisible and untouchable force that is causing them harm

[sudden nymph]

Holy shit
Based

[eternal meteor]

fr tho

[nimble bough]

Wonder Of L

[near cedar]

Wonder of Wu Tomoki

[nimble bough]

The Wonder of Golden Kamuy

[near cedar]

What's Golden Kamuy

[hoary temple]

Wonder if U have brain damage

[nimble bough]

A great story

[grave moth]

Hold on

Is Jojolion fully colored?

[hoary temple]

Nah

It's up to 102

[grave moth]

NOOOO

Oh

[hoary temple]

Just 8 more chapters

[grave moth]

Well, where can i find the colored chapters? (On the app store, please. Im a filthy apple user)

[hoary temple]

I used mangadex

[grave moth]

Cant find it on the app store

Do you have a link to the app store page?

[hoary temple]

Not on the App Store it's a website

[grave moth]

Aw

Ill read it later

Whatever, reading it in black and white is better than reading the Vitamin C and Killer Queen arc

[frozen charm]

New chapter in 15 days 😳

[mystic pier]

fr?

[frozen charm]

Yea

Fr

[mystic pier]

you speak french?

[frozen charm]

Yea

[mystic pier]

Hola

[frozen charm]

je parle français

[mystic pier]

como estas

konbanwa

[frozen charm]

Ta maman est obèse

[mystic pier]

oh

[thick horizon]

Huh

[hushed kiln]

jojolion >

[grave moth]

Do you guys think rock animals were once… human?

I mean take a look at Doremifasolati

It still has human hands, legs, and face (kind of?)

[ornate fiber]

How?

Rock beings are silicon (?) based lifeforms that evolved separately from carbon based life form

[crisp vigil]

yes silicon

[ornate fiber]

Thank u bean

[crisp vigil]

[grave moth]

Fair

But what if rock animals were rock humans?

[frozen charm]

Cock humans

[ornate fiber]

How would that work

[brave geyser]

reject modernity

return to rock monke

[ornate fiber]

[crisp vigil]

bruh what was up with that joestar monkey in one of jojolion’s cover arts

rock monkey?

[left ferry]

Jojolands foreshadowing

The main JoJo will be a monkey

[hard meteor]

hype

[crisp vigil]

i’m down for it

[ornate fiber]

Oo oo aah aah

[hoary temple]

what joestar monkey

nah that's gonna be part 10, jojogun

[left ferry]

Another part in America

[frozen charm]

Jojo lion

[hoary temple]

"Get Back" by the beatles could also make for a good stand, the song is literally about a guy named jojo

[frozen charm]

No

Jojolands Jojo stand will be do do do de da da da

😤

[left ferry]

It's actually leaked that Gappy had a lion mane which is why it's called jojo lion

[crisp vigil]

we already did d8

[frozen charm]

Yes arakis doing it again

Idiot!

[crisp vigil]

awe man i’m so dumb for assuming araki would never do something twice

[left ferry]

The more d8s the better

[junior coral]

JoJolion 2

[frozen charm]

Every stand will be named do do do de da da da

[junior coral]

Part 9 is called Josukelion

[frozen charm]

True

De do do do de da da da

[left ferry]

Woah woah slow down with the jojoland leaks I can't take all of this information in

[frozen charm]

D9 when

[left ferry]

That's the main villain's stand

[hoary temple]

do do do de da da da evolves to be humanoid

[brave geyser]

bean x œggward confirmed 😳

[crisp vigil]

d8 go beyond

[frozen charm]

Truee

[ornate fiber]

Where are the wedding bells

[frozen charm]

D8 will make invisible spinning asbestos

[left ferry]

D8 solos every fictional universe

[crisp vigil]

eeeh i’m already married to joshu joestar, œggward and I’s date was long ago

[brave geyser]

🤐 🤐 🤐

[ornate fiber]

gasp exs

[brave geyser]

oops

[ornate fiber]

CANCEL IT CANCEL IT

[left ferry]

OK I'M OPENING UP TWITTER

[brave geyser]

why tho

[ornate fiber]

NO WAIT DONT CANCEL THEM 😳

[crisp vigil]

AH TWITTER

HIDE, SOMETHING YOU DID 17 YEARS AGO WILL RESURFACE

[ornate fiber]

Ah shit I didn’t mean to kill that fly at age 7 pls forgive me

[brave geyser]

i forgive you s'mores
the 12 year olds might not though

but i won't forgive them either

[crisp vigil]

[ornate fiber]

See you on the other side

[left ferry]

[hoary temple]

who is D8

[clear stream]

jjl chat

[left ferry]

A sbe tos

[junior coral]

Do Do Do De Da Da Da

[hoary temple]

ah right, never heard it be called that lol

[vernal cave]

!w Doobie Wah!

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Doobie_Wah!

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Doobie Wah!

Doobie Wah! (ドゥービー・ワゥ！, Dūbī Wau!) is the Stand of Aisho Dainenjiyama, featured in the 8th part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. It is a small clawed Stand dwelling inside of a mini-tornado. When Aisho summons it, it automatically tracks its target, appearing from the target's breath to pursue them relentlessly.

[foggy island]

A silverback gorilla can kill Giorno

[ornate fiber]

A Harambe reference in 2021 what are the odds?

[junior coral]

JoJogorilla

[sonic hollow]

jojorilla

[minor ore]

@ornate fiber

[ornate fiber]

Yes

[brave geyser]

hey

[white pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-higashikata-wonder-of-you-locacaca-rokakaka-head-doctor-gif-20054184

https://tenor.com/view/steinsgate-steins-gate-okabe-lol-gif-6063496

[brave geyser]

don't ping s'mores for no reason 😠

[white pasture]

The best mc’s of all time.

[frozen charm]

I hate women

[sonic hollow]

same

[minor ore]

Personally I love women

[hoary temple]

women are pretty mid ngl

[heavy ledge]

Boobas are great

[brave geyser]

men can have those

[hoary temple]

mmmmm, men tiddies

[tawny kiln]

Question, why did Mitsuba disappear for like how many volumes? I'm on volume 14 and she hasn't popped up since the intro. I'm sure we'll see her again, but was it explained in one of the previous chapters why she left?

[kind owl]

@tawny kiln, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[hoary temple]

what arc are you on now?

[minor ore]

probably joshu arc

Youll see her again thats all ill say

[tawny kiln]

Mom just came home, chair leg up Joshu's chin

[hoary temple]

milagro man or shakedown road

[minor ore]

Mitsuba is busy getting her tits done from a doctor

[crisp vigil]

jojolion has an issue with characters just disappearing for like 3 and the longest 8 real time years before they return

[hoary temple]

she shows up again later dw

[tawny kiln]

Yeah, but was it explained why she disappeared in a previous chapter?

[tawny kiln]

Oh damn

Thank goodness I'm just picking it up now then HAHAHA

[minor ore]

Yeah she comes back pretty important

[hoary temple]

did she even do anything before ||Dr wu arc||?? I feel like she was just there

[crisp vigil]

haha yes just have fun with the part :) it’s real good i assure you

[minor ore]

You know how part 4 has characters appear and reappear? That's a thing in part 8

except when they come back they have a little more impact

[hoary temple]

||Awaking iii leaves|| is so cool

[minor ore]

Yeees

[junior coral]

Get used to that

[minor ore]

It would be cool to see its use in more fights

[junior coral]

Mitsuba ||actually has a pretty big role later in the story.||

[minor ore]

Yeah and she sets up some important parts too

[crisp vigil]

jojolion:

every chapter there is a new stand
character is gone
mix in rock humans somehow
holyshit it’s kei and her stand from 8 years back
>

[minor ore]

Kei💗

[hard meteor]

its a common thing in this part

[proven oak]

part 8 is wierd i don't understand it

[junior coral]

What do you not understand

[minor ore]

No plot 🤣 it's all Araki forgot 🤣 no main villain 🙄

Also confusing rokakak can take yor stando and also rock persons

[ornate fiber]

Awaking III leaves is the god damn coolest stand ever it makes me sob whenever I think about it

[hoary temple]

bruh why didn't Gappy use his 4 balls to kill tooru smh Araki forgot

[kind owl]

@hoary temple, Your Stand Rank is now level 31 !

[ornate fiber]

Nice level up message

[hoary temple]

dammit I was going to do the "Next you'll say 'WonderofSimping, Your Stand Rank is now level 31 !'."

[minor ore]

nice try to become joseph joestar

[ornate fiber]

What happened is way better though

[minor ore]

Nah

[minor ore]

It would be nice to have sex with Yasuho Hirose now and then

[brave geyser]

incorrect

[hoary temple]

what

[brave geyser]

it wouldn't be nice to have sex with yasuho now and then

[minor ore]

I think it would

[minor ore]

I disagree

[brave geyser]

why

[hoary temple]

Tooru has probably fucked Yasuho, which means if you fuck Yasuho you technically touched tooru's dick with your dick which means you basically fucked Wonder Of U

[brave geyser]

tooru has sex with wonder of you confirmed

[hoary temple]

when part 7 and 8 gets animated, what would the eyecatches be like? they don't have stats in the manga

[minor ore]

We'll they'll have to come up with something creative

Parts 3 and 4 were just bland screens but 5 got like a cool spinning coin

So we'll see

[light swift]

i wonder how fuckin weird the stands will be

[hoary temple]

in what, part 8 anime?

[cunning coyote]

some idiot told me they defeat tooru with spin
the only part i didnt want spoiled
sadge

[light swift]

Dw you don't know fully yet beware of spoilers

[minor ore]

well you're in luck because it isn't spin

it's feng shui

[light swift]

It's the power of mcdonalds sprite

[tranquil flax]

Why is the whole world so cruel to Johnny-

[hoary temple]

Araki likes making his mc's feel pain

[tranquil flax]

Dude the part in part 7 where Johnny bargains for gyro to come back is already sad enough

And now he shoots himself to save his family

I hope eventually all the joestars get a happy ending though

[ornate fiber]

Oh poor Johnny my beloved…

[minor ore]

Araki be like || aight Josuke, you get the hollow ending ||

[barren bough]

josuke gets cake

so does iwasuke

[minor ore]

Watching jojo is gay

Am I gay?

[ornate fiber]

Only you know if you’re gay

[glacial tulip]

l think the bites r from corpse or something else ig

becuz yk corpse can activate a person's stand power

[brave geyser]

keep reading

[near cedar]

||and never have the question answered||

[pure charm]

Shhh

[brave geyser]

|| its implied that people with the mark have a biting fetish and just don't remember||

[near cedar]

Real

100% not click bait

[brave geyser]

isn't clickbait when theres something interesting to try and make you click on it

its just a black line

and a black line isn't more interesting than the canon explanation underneath imo

[hoary temple]

||nah their stands just bite them when they first get them||

stands come outta the ankle everyone knows this

[brave geyser]

lol nice name

[hoary temple]

well in the spirit of spoopy month

[near cedar]

Yes however I'm talking in memes

Therefore i'm saying your explanation is 150% accurate and the explanation is not click bait

[brave geyser]

ic

[pure charm]

Who tf celebrates Halloween

Stupid Americans

[near cedar]

not invented by Americans

[pure charm]

Mostly Americans celebrat it

[hoary temple]

we don't celebrate halloween in my country so it's fun to sort of have like a digital halloween for the first time

celebrat

[pure charm]

Sh

[near cedar]

I don't care

[brave geyser]

smh racist

[near cedar]

Tis a cool holiday

[pure charm]

Christmas better

[brave geyser]

^

[near cedar]

Tis the season to be spooky

Autumn pretty

[pure charm]

I'm already black

[brave geyser]

indeed

[hoary temple]

then become even spookier, be a spooky potat0

[pure charm]

Impossible

[brave geyser]

i miss american seasons

aussie spring :(

christmas is the middle of summer

[pure charm]

🦩

[near cedar]

You live in Aussie land?

[brave geyser]

closest thing to snow during christmas here is everything melting

[brave geyser]

ye

[near cedar]

Is it a written rule that Aussies I met are chill or wut

[brave geyser]

just how australia is lol

[hoary temple]

Australia is fake

[brave geyser]

oh yeah

[hoary temple]

Aussies are just miners who got lost

[pure charm]

Spooky enough?

[brave geyser]

i have evidence for that actually

[tame plover]

Isnt Australia a type of cookie

[hoary temple]

and dug through the other end of the planet into space and fell onto the moon

[brave geyser]

so not only is australia fake

[hoary temple]

which is actually habitable, the "real" moon footage is actually footage of snake people

on their home planet

[brave geyser]

the people who faked it weren't very creative

one sec

[ornate fiber]

Australia is fake. I’m not real guys.

[pure charm]

Good

[hoary temple]

correct

[brave geyser]

nooooo

s'mores has to be real

[ornate fiber]

Ash you’re not real too

[brave geyser]

i'm fine with that

as long as you're real

[hoary temple]

gae

[brave geyser]

dnc

[minor ore]

h i

[brave geyser]

i'll be whatever s'mores wants me to be

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/you-can-be-barbie-gif-13208512

[brave geyser]

as long as s'mores wants me to

[ornate fiber]

With u till the end my g 😤😤

[hoary temple]

damn Ash x S'mores

otp

[minor ore]

S'mash?

[hoary temple]

yesss!!

[ornate fiber]

LMFOAIDJWJFW

[minor ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/830871633592975381/893168704605536346/20210630_195230.gif

[hoary temple]

shit fuck

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-gif-4903957

[hoary temple]

that's a gif not an image

[tame plover]

baka

[hoary temple]

this is an image however

guess I'll make it my pfp then

[minor ore]

gif is a form of image

buy nitro lel

[hoary temple]

ugh fine I'll make the fucking furry my pfp, but only for an hour

[minor ore]

ok

[tame plover]

yes

[hoary temple]

fuckin 'ell

[tame plover]

lmao

Keeping this

[hoary temple]

you bitch

[brave geyser]

lmao

[minor ore]

LMAO

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !

[sinful bramble]

Yoooo #jojolion is active

I remember when this was the fun chat

[minor ore]

ikr

[tame plover]

for the wrong reasons

[hoary temple]

JoJolion is always the fun chat

uwu

[brave geyser]

or dead

[tame plover]

stardust is the worst chat

[brave geyser]

uwu

[hoary temple]

no it's general_spoilers

[tame plover]

just a bunch of gif spam or dummie disscussion

[minor ore]

jojokes is worst

[brave geyser]

hey dont forget the future part discussion

[minor ore]

its too toxic, even tho there are good memes

[sinful bramble]

Yeah I don’t like at at all

The only thing that’s good about Jojokes is that the first message of the server was sent there

[tame plover]

oh you mean r/ShitPostCrusaders

[minor ore]

its a shame really some of the memes are really good

[hoary temple]

I've got both general_spowoilers and Jojokes muted permanently lel

[brave geyser]

lol

[tame plover]

spowoilers

[sinful bramble]

I don’t like gen spoilers but after #jojo-overall-discussion was killed I have no choice but to talk there

[tame plover]

I dont know any of the weirdos in gen spoilers

[hoary temple]

I just occasionally check g_s whenever all the other chats are dead

[tame plover]

most are lame

[hoary temple]

you can find some crazy shit

[sinful bramble]

All/most of the good ones went to Higashikata Household

[hoary temple]

popped onto general_s and first thing I see is "halloween is poop month"

[tame plover]

Tbh I forget I am in Higashikata Household

and that its a thing with cool peeps

[brave geyser]

?

[minor ore]

what is higashikata household?

[tame plover]

joe

[hoary temple]

fuck kujos, giovannas, and joestars. higashikatas are the true chads

[tame plover]

"kujos" looks so weird

[hoary temple]

Cujohs

[minor ore]

kira8 is really good but it feels like fanservice lmao

idk why

[tame plover]

Dr. Kira

and he is amazing

[minor ore]

yes he is

[tame plover]

dont badmouth him bitch

he is my waifu

[minor ore]

im not im just saying his inclusion felt like it

[hoary temple]

I mean the Kira Yoshikage name drop at the hat store scene near the beginning of jjl was definitely fanservice

[brave geyser]

kira of the sea

[tame plover]

Kira of the masturbation

[hoary temple]

Kira of the bubble

[tame plover]

get it? Because he likes his own hands and not others

[minor ore]

anyways, do you guys watch hamon beat?

[hoary temple]

hamon beat it

[tame plover]

used to

That arrogant egotistical B

[minor ore]

ok who is the guy in his pfp?

[tame plover]

lemme check his pfp

[minor ore]

is it tooru?

[hoary temple]

who

[tame plover]

Its Kira

[hoary temple]

nah that's dmq kira

[tame plover]

from dmq

[minor ore]

dmq?

[tame plover]

Go read it. Its cannon and great

[hoary temple]

dead man's questions

[tame plover]

Dead Man's Questions

[minor ore]

where

[hoary temple]

4Kira oneshot

[minor ore]

i want read

[tame plover]

uh idk where I read it

lemme see

should be on the average manga sites

[minor ore]

this?

[tame plover]

thats the volume it came in

Its jumbled with other titles

[brave geyser]

!w i am a rock

[minor ore]

ok nice im readin it

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/I_Am_a_Rock

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

I Am a Rock

I Am a Rock (アイ・アム・ア・ロック, Ai Amu A Rokku) is the Stand of Yotsuyu Yagiyama, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[tame plover]

(that arent cannon except if its tskr)

[hoary temple]

I am a rock may not be the best stand but holy hell does 'I am a rock' slap

[minor ore]

ikr

[placid swift]

i like the user actually being smart about it's activation condition, like sneaking up on them and grazing their shoe

[hoary temple]

anime onlies gonna bust a nut at this scene

can't believe this is one of the most violent jojos

[tame plover]

ngl I freaked at the Kira reveal

And seeing the spin on all of his characteristics

[near cedar]

You've not been to #general-spoilers have you

[tame plover]

A few times, say 2 messages and run for it

[near cedar]

Yea well i've been in there for a somewhat longer time every now and then

It's

One time 6 people were crying over rules for 2 hours

Cuz somebody got banned for breaking rules

[hoary temple]

lmao I might try that

lmao let's see how they react to that

[minor ore]

opens chat

"guys help i fucked my grandma"

im out

[brave geyser]

one of my friends had told me there was like an alternate kira in this

and i thought it was yotsuyu cause of this panel

[hoary temple]

ash have you not read jjl?

[tame plover]

bruh

[brave geyser]

i finished it

[minor ore]

lmao

[brave geyser]

but when i first read it

[minor ore]

the shoulder looks like KQ

[hoary temple]

yo what is he doing to paisley park

[brave geyser]

kinky stuff

[tame plover]

barely

[near cedar]

Fun stuff

[hoary temple]

I mean this does kinda look like kq

[tame plover]

ig

[tame plover]

forgetting how stands work

[near cedar]

wait

[hoary temple]

is that supposed to be early design I am a rock coming out of him??

[near cedar]

What IS that

It doesn't look like I am a Rock

[minor ore]

I am a rock's arm

[hoary temple]

no the head

[tame plover]

maybe very very early design

[minor ore]

its the arm

[hoary temple]

the one that looks like kq

[near cedar]

Somebody post a pic of I am a Rock

[hoary temple]

this

[minor ore]

its an early design of the arm, thats not a head

[brave geyser]

looks like kqs head tho

[brave geyser]

a bit

[tame plover]

must be the whole thing is a arm

and the "head" is the shoulder

[minor ore]

yeah look at the shoulder blade

[near cedar]

That looks nothing alike

How do we go from that early design

[minor ore]

oh my god

[tame plover]

idk man

[near cedar]

To the pinapple

[minor ore]

its the shoulderblade

its not the head

[tame plover]

I think it has to just be the shoulder and arm

[near cedar]

I'm not saying it's the head

I'm saying it looks nothing like anything on I am a Rock

[tame plover]

tbh I have no clue what its supposed to be here

[hoary temple]

let me check the colored version hold on

[tame plover]

maybe just.. smoke??

[brave geyser]

what

[tame plover]

Doesnt look like his stand

[brave geyser]

smoke from what

[tame plover]

nor a shadow thing

[brave geyser]

he just poured water on her

[tame plover]

I dont know

[minor ore]

if youre implying the "humans cant touch stands rule" ur wrong cause yotsuyu is not actually touching Paisley Park he's doing it with his own stand's hand

[tame plover]

yes, no shit sherlock, just a funny panel

[minor ore]

its a a thing araki does very commonly, he does not reveal the entire stand at first, he draws a very poorly detailed version of it or a part of it

[tame plover]

Yes but it doesnt look at all like his stand

not the arm or the "head" or whatever

[minor ore]

its just the shoulder and the arm

[tame plover]

Normally they have some resemblance to their design

[minor ore]

no

just no

[tame plover]

"some"

[minor ore]

the shoulderblade

[tame plover]

Doesnt even look like the shoulder blade

[hoary temple]

well huh

[brave geyser]

i think i read colored up to like 70 or 80

[minor ore]

what did you expect

[brave geyser]

so it was even closer to kq for me

[minor ore]

its up to 102 now

[tame plover]

ok that makes more sense

[brave geyser]

pink + fairly similar to its head

[hoary temple]

YO PAISLEY PARK WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HIM THERE

[ornate fiber]

That’s her leg

[hoary temple]

also found this

don't think that's a shoulder

[tame plover]

The early design is weird

Maybe Araki really did think of giving him a kq like design

[hoary temple]

yo what gappy wears an undershirt?

[sinful bramble]

It’s similar to Josefumi’s

[tame plover]

Reference to Josefumi

[sinful bramble]

We don’t visibly see him wear one again

I think

[brave geyser]

sorry that he doesn't constantly strip for you

this isn't that type of manga

[tame plover]

first arc shows nudity

and tiddie

[ornate fiber]

LMFAO

[sinful bramble]

And we also see Tooru’s bare ass

[ornate fiber]

I forgor.

[sinful bramble]

So this part has nudity through and through

[brave geyser]

not from the amnesiac child u horny people

[sinful bramble]

?

[minor ore]

19 year old "child"

[brave geyser]

teenager

and i forgot his age

all i remembered was that he went to school

[minor ore]

19 is young adult i believe

[brave geyser]

still sexualizing schoolboys

[minor ore]

what are you trying to say

hes an adult

[brave geyser]

idk

[minor ore]

and he never goes to school

[brave geyser]

wait what

[hard meteor]

yeah he never went

[minor ore]

he tries to once and then gives up

[brave geyser]

ohhh

i was thinking of the thing with daiya

where norisuke says he should go

[hoary temple]

Technically gappy is only a couple weeks old

[brave geyser]

and daiya is like maybe he should start with her

[ornate fiber]

Daiya is insane.

[brave geyser]

yes

[sinful bramble]

He killed Damo like 11 days after Damo killed Kira

[minor ore]

yes, and he did, the shakedown road fight is him going to school with joshu but they got distracted

[sinful bramble]

Which is pretty crazy

[brave geyser]

ye

[minor ore]

no it was more time

im pretty sure it was more

[sinful bramble]

I was going by what the wiki timeline said

It probably was more time though

[minor ore]

he might be a new being, but still has the body and mind of a 19yo

and even pieces of a 30 yo

[hoary temple]

Gappy 🤝 Giorno
having two biological moms
and two biological dads

[minor ore]

how does giorno

[sinful bramble]

The terms were separate

[ornate fiber]

Biological mom's?

[minor ore]

have two biological moms

[sinful bramble]

Giorno has one bio mom and two bio dads

[brave geyser]

wait no

[hard meteor]

he has one mom

[sinful bramble]

Gappy has two bio moms and two bio dads

[brave geyser]

i messed some stuff up in my brain

[hoary temple]

Erina and the chick Dio banged

[minor ore]

4 dads maybe?

[sinful bramble]

It’s fine

[minor ore]

how is erina gios mom

by 4 dads i mean 2 mom 4 dads

[hard meteor]

erina isnt his bio mom lol

[ornate fiber]

Erina? Not even blood related

[hoary temple]

wait uh, fuck I might be stupid

[minor ore]

well... he kissed erina once and

thats how you get prego

[ornate fiber]

EREN!?

[brave geyser]

eren yeagar?

from demon slayer?

[hoary temple]

yaeger smh

[ornate fiber]

Smell like a baka

[minor ore]

furry pfp took over ur brain

[hoary temple]

AOT seems cool but all the political shit and how gross the titans are kind of pushed me away from it

[hoary temple]

yeah lmaowo

[brave geyser]

i hate the titan at the start the most

the one that munches his mom

[ornate fiber]

Have you read the manga?

[hoary temple]

yeah, I watched that episode on tv when I was younger and that messed me up

[ornate fiber]

I hate it even more...

[brave geyser]

not yet

[hoary temple]

I immediately called my mom to check if she was ok lmao

[brave geyser]

i have a long manga list :(

[ornate fiber]

Okay nvm then

AoT was my second anime/manga series

[ornate fiber]

This lmao. How tf did it get geopolitical it was insane

[hoary temple]

my second anime series was either opm or assclass, I don't remember which one I watched first but it's one of them

[brave geyser]

ayo assclass?

[minor ore]

loki OST is way too good

[hoary temple]

assassination classroom

[ornate fiber]

I mean yeah, cool story I guess but it doesn't... Even try to hold up...

[brave geyser]

ahhhhh

that was mad sus for a second

[ornate fiber]

ASSCLASS???

[minor ore]

squid gam is OP

[hoary temple]

speaking of assassination classroom, this fucking hour needs to pass already I miss my korosensei pfp