jojolion

[elfin horizon]

i know the way he beat him was convincing him to insert the heavy weather disc into him, as he can't.

mainly through words as you say, bigger picture.

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-gif-22520300

[alpine trench]

the best approach to this is to say that neither Giorno or Josuke could ever beat MiH cause fate is a little bitch

[tame plover]

fate is my bitch

[elfin horizon]

only stands that can change fate can beat made in heaven though.

[tame plover]

weather report can't change fate

and it's the only stand to defeat made in heaven

[elfin horizon]

if you think about it...pucci beat himself.

[alpine trench]

that's not true

[tame plover]

If you think about it... emporio crushed pucci's skull

[elfin horizon]

pucci was the one to insert the disc and all.

[elfin horizon]

who inserted the disc for that to happen?

he screwed himself over.

[alpine trench]

Yeah he changed that part about fate, he didn't change the fact that he would get killed by Emporio

[tame plover]

who placed the disc so that pucci pushed it in?

and who took that change in fate and killed pucci?

[elfin horizon]

again who changed fate?

if pucci hadn't done that.

[alpine trench]

Pucci/Emporio/Weather

But Pucci did that so all 3 of these people changed fate

[elfin horizon]

true, but wanna know 1 person not effected by the acceleration of mih?

[alpine trench]

Me?

[tame plover]

everyone?

[elfin horizon]

rohan.

[alpine trench]

Interesting

[tame plover]

lol no

[oak wadi]

Jotaro oxe cheng ora ora ira?

[alpine trench]

headcanons are strong with this one- yoda voice

[tame plover]

also why do you keep diverting the topic

[elfin horizon]

rohan can draw manga at the same pace of made in heaven.

[elfin horizon]

because this is jojolion, not stone ocean.

[alpine trench]

Well he is still being affect, he has to draw faster

[tame plover]

??? Rohan drawing quickly during mih happens in jojolion??

damn never knew

[elfin horizon]

beatle fight.

[alpine trench]

OMG TRUE

[oak wadi]

He draw so quick that he got transported into the SBRverse

No way

[elfin horizon]

drew it so fast, he teleported to a spin off.

[alpine trench]

I forgot about Rohan cameo in the beetle fight were he showed up, killed Jobin and left with the two bugs

Silly me

[tame plover]

cool reference for him to lick the beetles like he did the spider

[alpine trench]

was such a classic rohan moment

[oak wadi]

And also said his iconic line "this is a story about breaking a curse...this is...JOJOLION!!" and left

[alpine trench]

I cried during that

[oak wadi]

It was a moving moment indeed

[tame plover]

almost as impactful as the haruno and josuke reunion

[elfin horizon]

used heaven's door to rig the beatle fight.

[alpine trench]

he would never

[elfin horizon]

rohan's a cheater, and josuke lost all his money for large fries.

[alpine trench]

you must be reading a different jojolion if you believe that rohan is a cheater

[oak wadi]

My favorite moment is when Haruno screamed "Jotarl: OXANING!!" and Rohan appeared killing Josuke

I legit cried

[elfin horizon]

rohan used heaven's door to turn himself into jobin.

[minor ore]

rohan used heavens door to

[elfin horizon]

find the jo in higashikata.

[minor ore]

right here

[alpine trench]

hijogashikata

[minor ore]

hi(jo)gashikata

[alpine trench]

it's like right there

[minor ore]

ik

idk how people down

[elfin horizon]

actually there is multiple jos in it.

[alpine trench]

no way

[elfin horizon]

h(jo)i(jo)g(jo)a(jo)s(jo)h(jo)i(jo)k(jo)a(jo)t(jo)a(jo).

right there.

[elfin horizon]

it is so obvious.

[alpine trench]

i was a fool

[elfin horizon]

the real reason rohan used heaven's door was to find who asked.

[kind owl]

@elfin horizon, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[elfin horizon]

rohan, and yasuho using their stands to see if they can find you some ||b*tches|| pleasant women.

sadly, they can't find any.

joshu: dies.

dies from lack of [pleasant women].

[brave geyser]

no?

it was to let everyone into puccis idea of heaven

where everyone knows their fates

[oak wadi]

People are gonna be a lot more confused once the anime finishes

[tame plover]

hopefully less because now they'll actual have experienced the story and not speedread/skipped

[oak wadi]

Bold of you to assume JoJo fans can read subs

[brave geyser]

they watch on 4x speed

[brisk inlet]

Bro part 8 is my favorite part

Smiles in the first 4 volumes

[sinful bramble]

Good

[bleak magnet]

[vagrant crystal]

Does WoU sort of act like Ticket to Ride?

[hard meteor]

It’s like a deadlier version of it

[oblique wren]

I want more dogs in jojolion

[oak wadi]

Iwasuke is enough

[brave geyser]

thats not a dog

[oblique wren]

Araki makes some cute dogs that isn't iggy

Iggy is fucking ugly

[sinful bramble]

You’re right

[brave geyser]

its a feline

[sinful bramble]

Iwasuke is better than a dog

He is a dog backwards

[oak wadi]

Iwasuke

[oblique wren]

He looks like a hyena

[brave geyser]

close

[sacred dove]

Anyone remember Aisho

[brave geyser]

hes a lion

[sinful bramble]

This is what god looks like?

[oak wadi]

Yes

[sinful bramble]

You should know by now that

[rugged palm]

found the discord mod

[oak wadi]

This is Jotarl SBRverse

[sinful bramble]

Depicting Allah or the prophet is haram

[rugged palm]

kafir

[oak wadi]

What a beautiful doggo

Hope he won't pull an oxaning on me

[alpine trench]

https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152

[dusty oriole]

If P8 gets animated, I am a rocks localization better be "this is a rock" otherwise L

[crisp vigil]

my man vomit family guy style

[sinful bramble]

True

[bleak magnet]

i am the rock >>>

[light swift]

Damn throat goat puking

Puking cum

[bleak magnet]

yellowish cum

[alpine trench]

means you are not drinking enough milk

[bleak magnet]

oh shit

[sinful bramble]

cilk and mum

[minor ore]

Mid

[elfin horizon]

can yasuho dox you using her stand?

[tame plover]

yes

[sweet dune]

seems like a pretty op stand

how do i get it

[sinful bramble]

She can and will

[light swift]

She would dominate twitter

[tame plover]

she can make 100 alt accounts per second

never losing a online debate

[bleak magnet]

"one piece is better than jojo"

"ratio" (automatic win)

[oak wadi]

Midsuke

Iwapeak

[minor ore]

Josuke >>

[oak wadi]

Mid

[alpine trench]

Toriko>>>One Peak>>>>>>Jojo

[olive bobcat]

Mid piss 🛌

[minor ore]

JoJo >>>>> One Peak >>> Midriki

[olive bobcat]

It's been 1053 chapters and he still hasn't found it

[oak wadi]

Jotaro oxe cheng ora ora ira >>> JoJo mid adventure, Mid Piece, Torimid

[opal hollow]

That is disgusting but interesting

[minor ore]

Josuke >>>>>> Midtaro midxe cheng Ora Ora Ora

[oak wadi]

Midsuke 🤮

[strange hamlet]

midtaro midxe midng mid mid mid

[oak wadi]

Midkite

[strange hamlet]

waifu mid

[oak wadi]

I'm peak

Just like Jotarl

[strange hamlet]

nah

you're nowhere close to peak

[untold sleet]

jotarL…

[oak wadi]

I'm already peak

[oak wadi]

Jotarl: Oxaning

[minor ore]

Kite is based

[oak wadi]

Jotarl is more based

[minor ore]

Cap

[sinful bramble]

@oak wadi the first ira

3 years ago…

[oak wadi]

3 BJOCOOI (before Jotaro oxe cheng ora ora ira)

This is an ancient manuscript

[sacred dove]

What do yall think are the 7 most powerful/dangerous stands in jojolion

[bleak magnet]

why 7

[sinful bramble]

In Jojo07’s honor

[strange hamlet]

Are you the true owner of this server?

[bleak magnet]

i figured out his identity

but i cannot disclose it

[sinful bramble]

[bleak magnet]

(no)

[sacred dove]

Sure why not

[strange hamlet]

what is his true identity?

[bleak magnet]

||rickroll ||

[oak wadi]

Jojo07 finding the Jo in 07

[bleak magnet]

||#stone-ocean message||

[strange hamlet]

I see

[olive bobcat]

theres more than 7 stands in jojolion?

[strange hamlet]

Jojo07 must be planning something

[sacred dove]

Yes there is

[bleak magnet]

wait im a fool

he just pretended to try and ban people so that he could show people that he was not the owner when he actually is the owner

Jojo07 is still the owner 😡

[strange hamlet]

nah, everything is going according to his plan

[bleak magnet]

ah ok

[sinful bramble]

I’m just enjoying my game of 8D Chess

You’ll see the result once the game ends

[olive bobcat]

idk i never actually read jojolion

[bleak magnet]

5D chess with multiverse time travel >>

[strange hamlet]

11D chess hyperverse >>>

[sacred dove]

Fine itll do it killer queen pt 8, soft and wet, wonder of u, ozone baby, speed king, vitamin c, paper moon king.

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-whole-sqaud-gif-22248092

[hard meteor]

Pretty much

[sacred dove]

U agree too neat

If I had an eight place one id be between blue hawaii and born this way

[sinful bramble]

1. California King Bed
2. Schott Key No. 1
3. Schott Key No. 2
4. King Nothing
5. Milagro Man
6. Holly’s Stand
7. Joseph’s Stand

7 strongest JJL stands

[sacred dove]

Amazin list man 100/1

[sinful bramble]

Thanks!

[sacred dove]

Yes no probs

[strange hamlet]

where is Flashback Man's stand

[oak wadi]

You forgot Chocolate Disco

And Jotarl

[tame plover]

we all know he is a hamon user smh

[oak wadi]

L list

[sinful bramble]

Flashback Man’s stand is called Vitamin D and it drowns you in milk

Actually you know what

I’m gonna try and come up with a Stand with dairy-related powers

[olive bobcat]

bro aint ready for Schott Key No. 3 in part 9

[oak wadi]

Chocolate Disco 2 in part 9

[sinful bramble]

Stand Name: Vitamin D
Stand User: The Man from Josuke’s Memories

Abilities: Can create a bubble of milk that floats towards the head of whoever Flashback Man recently made contact with. If the bubble touches their head, it immediately and violently flows through their facial orifices. The ability can be nullified by eating meat before the bubble reaches you, since mixing meat and milk isn’t allowed in Judaism (and the holy corpse, belonging to Jesus, a Jew, had previously touched Morioh, forcing everyone to subconsciously commit to Judaism)

[tame plover]

07

that is beautiful

the holy corpse part specially

[oak wadi]

Now make an OC for Jotarl

[sinful bramble]

Destructive Power: B
Speed: C
Range: ~1km
Durability: D
Precision: A
Potential: E

[tame plover]

Can I just say this some mad stretching green did here

[olive bobcat]

nah he was spittin

[sinful bramble]

Sub Ability: Creamy Delight

If Flashback Man has preached about Judaism to the person in the past, and they forget the encounter (like what probably happened to Josuke), Flashback Man can cause yoghurt, whipped cream and cheese to float towards the victim. The whipped cream touching the victim will make them turn against their allies, the yoghurt will make them immobile for a short while and the cheese will make them blind.

So yeah, that’s flashback man’s dairy stand

The Judaism part is pretty specific, but at least it explains why Josuke may or may not remember him

Though I’d personally remember some random milkman teaching me about religion

[sinful bramble]

Interesting

[alpine trench]

Idk, but in terms of dangerous Purple Haze, Cream and Heavy Weather are certainly there

[tame plover]

in jojolion

[alpine trench]

these aren't stands of jojolion?

Oh mb it's been a while since i read jojo

[tame plover]

only weather report

since emporio has it

[sinful bramble]

!

Average Damokan group fan vs average Damokat group enjoyer

HA

[alpine trench]

AH

[sinful bramble]

I can finally share my joke in all its glory

[minor ore]

This is the worst part

[crisp vigil]

False

[sweet dune]

hell nah

[minor ore]

yea…

[sinful bramble]

True

Good thing it has the best character, Joshu

[olive bobcat]

hard

[sweet dune]

GAHH DAMNN

[sinful bramble]

He is literally me

[minor ore]

banned em

gonna keep it out of this chat tho

[dense horizon]

there was no chat that could send pics

[minor ore]

Guys im reading jojolion on chapter 54

Its so good

[oak wadi]

What a nice username

[minor ore]

When will wou appear

@oak wadi thanks daddy

[oak wadi]

Ayo

[minor ore]

I cant wait for wonder of you

What chapter

Waiy dont say

Like am i close

[alpine trench]

from today to never

[minor ore]

To wonder of you

[sweet dune]

keep reading

[minor ore]

Am i close

Im fuking tired of reading today

[sweet dune]

what chapter are you on

[minor ore]

54

[sweet dune]

barely

[minor ore]

Just say close or not

[sweet dune]

not even close

[oak wadi]

Nah

[minor ore]

I'm tired of hearing your whiny ass bitching

Oh zamn

[sweet dune]

on the other hand

you are on the best arc of jojolion

[minor ore]

shut yo goofy ahh uo

Oh there's arcs

[sweet dune]

yeah

are you currently on Vitamin C and Killer Queen

[minor ore]

I thought thats an only one piece and Naruto thing

VITAMIN C

....

[sweet dune]

every manga has arcs lol

[minor ore]

I hate that gut

........

Guy

Did this man really just say

Only One Piece and Naruto have arcs

Do you know what an arc is?

Every story has em

[minor ore]

Bro u font get jokes

Don't*

[sweet dune]

yeah so anyways

[minor ore]

Your mum's a joke

[sweet dune]

You are on VItamin C and Killer Queen right?

[minor ore]

oh

[minor ore]

Yeah

[sweet dune]

quit it im trynna communicate with this fellow

[minor ore]

Let me show u fhe last panel i am in

[sweet dune]

how many chapters have you read today

[alpine trench]

46

[sweet dune]

thats alot

[alpine trench]

Ik

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

Im actually in chapter 58 im dumb

[sweet dune]

oh so thats already past it

[minor ore]

I know this is Kira yoshikages mother

[sweet dune]

past vitamin c that is

[minor ore]

Ik

I hate that guy

[sweet dune]

oh you are almost at a quite interesting arc

[minor ore]

Close to wonder of u?

I love that stand even idk what it does

[sweet dune]

about 4-5 arcs away thats all i will say

[minor ore]

It looks charismatic

OMG

YES

[oak wadi]

Goofy ahh

[minor ore]

okay

[sweet dune]

anyways how are you liking JJL so far

[minor ore]

so good 10/10 but not better than sbr

[sweet dune]

thats great to hear

[minor ore]

Sbr is just something ill never forget

Like i can tell, even i hate to say it sbr in story > one piece

I watched all of one piece

[alpine trench]

you watched even the ending?

impressive

[minor ore]

I catched up

That's what i mean

[oak wadi]

Bro knows what's the One Piece 💀

[minor ore]

Its friend ship

[sweet dune]

bro found out about the Two Piece

[minor ore]

Sorry for spoilers yall

[sweet dune]

the sequal to one piece where they are space pirates

this sequal will run for 2000 chapters

[minor ore]

Im feeling uncomfortable with my name

Im in danger of getting banned

[oak wadi]

Change it

[minor ore]

Mod moment

And ni

[sacred dove]

Midlion

[minor ore]

i mean no, u can already tell i ment no, i mean why am u even explainibg

[minor ore]

You got a point

.

[sacred dove]

Yeah also ur name is funnie

[minor ore]

Tanks

[sacred dove]

How did you do dat anyway

[minor ore]

😀 🤣 🤣 🤣

[oak wadi]

Funny dick so funny lol lmao rofl

[minor ore]

Pls mods don't

m begging for mercy

Ok ima delete it

[tame plover]

You are just asking for it

[oak wadi]

Just change it if you're afraid

[woven anvil]

@minor ore has been muted for: 45 minutes
Reason: nsfw

[oak wadi]

Lol

[sacred dove]

Is it the name

[tame plover]

Change your username @minor ore or next time it’ll be permanent

[alpine trench]

Jojo07 underlings doing their job properly

you love to see it

[minor ore]

Jojo07?

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[mystic pier]

J O J O L A N D S

[oak wadi]

Joketaro

[light swift]

joe land

[stable frigate]

-🤓

[dim niche]

Isn't JoJolands a future part

And we can't talk future stuff

[sweet dune]

jojolands doesnt exist yet lol

its still in a planning stage

[dim niche]

Ah, ok

[stable frigate]

We need a channel dedicated to jojolands

[crisp vigil]

There will be one upon release

[stable frigate]

But what about now

[kind owl]

@stable frigate, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[stable frigate]

So people who like guessing and wishing for impossible would have a dedicated channel

[crisp vigil]

Just use #jojo-overall-discussion for that

Also this channel works

[sweet dune]

how

chariot requiem and wou are completely different from each other

[minor ore]

They aren’t

[sweet dune]

tf you mean use your iq

how

answer my question dipshit

[minor ore]

You think first

[royal bane]

wow a similarity

[sweet dune]

very different

[kind owl]

@royal bane, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[sweet dune]

Chariot Requiem you try to steal the arrow you get fucked

WoU harasses you if you even think about it

[royal bane]

theyre not the same dumbass

[sweet dune]

completely different

[royal bane]

this

[sweet dune]

what

[royal bane]

yea ur 10

[sweet dune]

not surprised

who

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[sweet dune]

we changed the subject like 3-4 times now

[minor ore]

It was indeed a cool stand

[alpine trench]

Im here for you Mando

now get in the bag

[minor ore]

:0

I’m being kidnapped les goo

No more school

[alpine trench]

Im taking you to a reformatory

[sweet dune]

can i come too

[alpine trench]

they only teach math and your sleeping hours are cut to half

[alpine trench]

If both of you fit

[minor ore]

Well fuck

[sweet dune]

you got another bag

[alpine trench]

I have but my arms can only hold one

[sweet dune]

the pocket it is

[alpine trench]

you can't

[sweet dune]

i can

[alpine trench]

You literally can't im not wearing pants

[sweet dune]

the hair

ratatouille style

[alpine trench]

I suffer from extreme baldness

[sweet dune]

i will walk

[alpine trench]

the reformatory is in the middle of the ocean

[sweet dune]

i can swim

[alpine trench]

our mascot is a shark

[sweet dune]

cool

i can ride the shark

[alpine trench]

that just had aggressive babies

[sweet dune]

tie em up to the shark

speed boost

[alpine trench]

can't

im holding a bag

[sweet dune]

i can drown

[sacred dove]

Yee

[alpine trench]

you shouldn't

stay in home salad

[sweet dune]

i will

thank you for the advice hugo

https://tenor.com/view/smiley-gif-25348437

[minor ore]

i love them sm

[olive flicker]

jajajajja *

sigh

[tame plover]

Why is it in Spanish

[sweet dune]

oui

Est-ce que tu parles Francais

[tame plover]

Oui baguette fuck you Eiffel Tower

[brave geyser]

aha!

i knew you spoke french

[tame plover]

Proof 🤨

[frozen cobalt]

He made it up

Thats the proof

[oak wadi]

Josuke is yasuhosexual

(can't blame him)

[kind owl]

@north pulsar, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[vital sphinx]

This is confirmed

[oak wadi]

Yes

Absolutely

Only acceptable answer

[thick steeple]

Everybody does, even Araki