#jojolion

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prisma oxide
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im kidding

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you cant have an excuse for treating people badly

mystic finch
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clwn

granite grove
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@quartz widget I hate you puccidisturbed

lucid locust
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Where’s the funny?

woven anvilBOT
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Channel slowmode for #jojolion activated. timeout: 10 seconds.

hard meteor
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Yes,this chat might be able to be decent then

quartz widget
junior coral
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Make the slowmode ten minutes

minor ore
prisma oxide
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okay then

granite grove
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O boy

minor ore
prisma oxide
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WAIT WERE IN JOJOLION

minor ore
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make the slowmode seven hours please

granite grove
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Literally. Why don’t we just go back to talking about jojolion

quartz widget
torn sable
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idk where else to put this it's stupid spoiler-y
https://twitter.com/GovtPlate/status/1395006588847538182

JOJOLION ANALYSIS
Tooru's speech about the rock on the beach literally redefined the entire part for me
It made me realize Jojolion's about living through hardship and the concept of having eternal happiness. Which recontextualizes the entire WoU arc, and also Jobin's character.

white beacon
near cedar
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Stop

quartz widget
prisma oxide
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but anyways we should all stfu and go back to talking jojolion

hard meteor
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Yes please just talk about jjl

near cedar
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Stop posting those gifs unrelated to the discussion

ebon rampart
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hey jojolion finally

quartz widget
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Yes a little trolling

mystic finch
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madled

prisma oxide
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hi salamander dude

quartz widget
prisma oxide
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jan is typing

near cedar
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?

prisma oxide
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run marcell

granite grove
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O boy we messed up now

near cedar
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You do know them being deleted doesn't mean i don't know about em

quartz widget
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He sent a gif unrelated to the convo L delete it @near cedar

white beacon
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I love that all the peple who said "caato sucks, caato won't return, caato's not even that great" made the sharpest 180 and now think caato's the greatest thing to ever been created

quartz widget
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You delete them I don’t delete them 🤡🤡

ebon rampart
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araki really buffed her boobs

vagrant fjord
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kinda happens when a character does appear for years

granite grove
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@white beacon I’ve always adhered to kaato supremacy

prisma oxide
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i need caatos onlyfans tho

near cedar
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Yours clog the chat

vagrant fjord
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but now she has returned

near cedar
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His tiny gif didn't

minor ore
white beacon
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It feels great to never lose hope in a character and prove everyone wrong

minor ore
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@white beacon make it "23 dudes blowing 23 dudes" so it makes sense!

granite grove
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@minor ore BRO LITERALLY. Part 6 is my favorite but everyone shit on it

vagrant fjord
lucid locust
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Makes sense to me

junior coral
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Caato mv

minor ore
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and yes caato sucked because she gave me fakey fakey antagonist vibes but now thats shes good and has more redeeming content shes great!

minor ore
vagrant fjord
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yall really thought she was an antagonist

minor ore
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no

white pasture
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fav parts are 8 & 6

vagrant fjord
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I do not get that

granite grove
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I mean she is super snakey

light swift
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Josuke is the main villain. No further explanation

vagrant fjord
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but not enough to be a main villian

granite grove
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Yes

vagrant fjord
junior coral
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People who thought she was the main villain are worse than Tooru mainvillainers

granite grove
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@vagrant fjord tbh I thought she would be A villain but now MV

hard meteor
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Joshu is the protagonist

light swift
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Joshu is the hero

granite grove
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But tooru mv makes sense

vagrant fjord
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it would be amazing if he was the villian

prisma oxide
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.-.

ebon rampart
junior coral
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Wait until you people see who I listed as the part 8 villain on my own wiki lmfao

vagrant fjord
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jobin mv

olive bobcat
hard meteor
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He was too powerful if joshu was awake fight would’ve been over ez

light swift
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Tooru is the head of the fruit organization right? There has to be more then him

vagrant fjord
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what fight

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in 107 caato just gave tooru's knife back to him

granite grove
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Imma get back to work. Good talking with y’all toniosmile

molten crane
vagrant fjord
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and gave him a free child

junior coral
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Tooru feels more like another roadblock villain than the culmination of the entire protagonists fight for the fruit

light swift
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You ever think we'll get an explanation where the rock humans came from?

minor ore
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totally bro, just a roadblock

minor ore
junior coral
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no

hard meteor
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Chapter 99 explains the whole thing

lucid locust
junior coral
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actually yeah 99 explains it

mystic finch
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My freind is rock human

lucid locust
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Greeny troll

minor ore
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i just noticed the teddy bears on his arms

junior coral
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how

light swift
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Ah it's a faction. That would make sense

lucid locust
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That’s your wiki

minor ore
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how do you miss the teddy bears

junior coral
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yes that's mine

lucid locust
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Isn’t it?

minor ore
minor ore
light swift
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Also wasn't that only how tooru was born?

lucid locust
minor ore
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one of the prime examples as to why i need to re-read JJL

junior coral
minor ore
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but yeah its tooru

light swift
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Eh okay then

hard meteor
minor ore
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yeah

junior coral
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If Tooru doesn't end up being the main villain I'll keep his page up but just add a new one for whoever it ends up being

light swift
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There stand will probably be powerful

minor ore
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if tooru ends up not being the main villain SOMEHOW, i will accept my defeat, but that day will never come

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i do not like these colours at all

light swift
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I can't imagine something worse then WoU honestly.

hard meteor
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Shuiesha missing with these colors

minor ore
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Wonder Of U looks like a spanish mafia boss

junior coral
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Wonder of U's colors are amazing

minor ore
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his head is the spanish flag

fallen lake
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What if jojolion has no true main villain, and it's just a drama/action story with characters dying

quartz widget
minor ore
minor ore
light swift
ebon rampart
junior coral
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a more powerful ability

fallen lake
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I mean tooru killed more good guys/protagonists than kira right

quartz widget
nocturne whale
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Wou: Stats

white pasture
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tooru on a killing spree

light swift
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Like if ur aware of its existence ur fucked

nocturne whale
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Unknown Wou Stats
Power: Inf

junior coral
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invisible bubbles were foreshadowed in Chapter 1

light swift
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Can't even think about coming for it

junior coral
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asspull my ass

light swift
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Ass pull his ass

junior coral
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do it

sudden nymph
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Imagine thinking go beyond is a asspull

junior coral
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fr

fallen lake
light swift
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Based

sudden nymph
quartz widget
junior coral
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true!

minor ore
lucid locust
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Back to being unfunny are we Marcell?

light swift
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Seriously what can be worse then wou in this part ReallyMista

sudden nymph
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I like wonder of u bruh

white pasture
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wou isnt even that bad if ur kaato

fallen lake
# minor ore ok

No don't pull his scrotum that contains testicles with your ass!

light swift
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The next stand is just gonna be death

white pasture
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apparently she can just immobolize him but its not an attack! wow!

minor ore
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"wassup tooru"
tooru instadies

quartz widget
mystic finch
light swift
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Wait wait wait pause a calamity is definitely coming

quartz widget
minor ore
lucid locust
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only thing i hate is dumb jokes

fallen lake
lucid locust
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not you

fallen lake
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Is what happens

white pasture
light swift
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Anything other then those bubbles can't touch tooru

fallen lake
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Yasuho legit shat herself when she saw wou

white pasture
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u can touch tooru but it cant be pursuit

junior coral
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Space Trucking is so dope

minor ore
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fallen lake
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But what if tooru dies before wou does anything, shouldn't the calamity stop now that the user's dead

minor ore
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yes

white pasture
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im thinkinng both kaato and tooru will die

quartz widget
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Space trucking? More like enigma

fallen lake
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No more thicc milf

mystic finch
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No

minor ore
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tooru will definitely die, idk for caato

fallen lake
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Sad days

white pasture
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nah bruh no way like 23 chapter buildup to show the power of wou
then she can just throw a child on to him for free nah shes gonna be injured atleast

light swift
mystic finch
white pasture
mystic finch
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For toru

hard meteor
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No powerup

light swift
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Thats pursuit for sure

minor ore
white pasture
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she says it isnt

minor ore
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koichi pose

fallen lake
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The space Trucking comment section was destroyed, 70% jojo fans and 30% people that threaten us with cancer

light swift
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I ain't taking her word for it. Whenever that doc appears something is about to happen

white pasture
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i want that to happen too fr

fallen lake
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Yasuho main villain, due to 4 testicles josukes hormones beat him up

light swift
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Double balls

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Double testosterone. Hes the omega chad

fallen lake
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Why are daiya and hato acting like wimps

vagrant fjord
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not exactly

light swift
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It wasn't really a attack she was pinning him down hiding him away in the cards

vagrant fjord
light swift
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That doc still appeared tho

fallen lake
vagrant fjord
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well I was gonna say they are both women but that works too

light swift
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Poopy farty

white pasture
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kaato gets donutted next chapter

quartz widget
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I hope so

vagrant fjord
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would be funny

fallen lake
white pasture
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ay man the doctor is just standing right behind her what else would happen

quartz widget
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But not before we get one good look at the stand 💀

vagrant fjord
light swift
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Mhm

quartz widget
white pasture
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she already did when she dropped tsurugi 💯

quartz widget
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Fr

light swift
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She'll probably live. That rock disease is gonna transfer to tooru

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And hopefully he dies before a calamity

quartz widget
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I doubt he’ll die from the disease that fast seeing how it works

hard meteor
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Even if he doesn’t go beyond can just finish the job

quartz widget
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“Go beyond” 🤓

minor ore
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It makes sense, dying from the exchange of the fruit he was after

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A classic, araki ironic death

hard meteor
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Yeah

minor ore
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Dying from go beyond, cool, but it doesn't sound right

quartz widget
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Fr over using the new ability already

minor ore
gaunt lintel
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jojolion has some of the best cover art

minor ore
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Yes it does

mystic finch
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this is eror why wou hav jobin pin

crisp vigil
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ikr it’s crazy

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like why does tooru not see wou behind him watch out

true ore
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the jobin pin there is for a reason

crisp vector
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his afro is in the way, he has zero side vision

kind owlBOT
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@crisp vector, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

true ore
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why is obladi on the cane

golden latch
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I like how obladi oblada made a volume cover

true ore
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obladi appreciators are still winnning

minor ore
gaunt lintel
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imagine you just think "this mf tooru a bitch." and a toothpick falls on your foot and your femur fucking splits in half

golden latch
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The bullies in high school walk up to Tooru trying to shove him in a locker, and the fucking lock just pops off and locks their tongue to their bottom lip

minor ore
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It was always there

zenith blaze
quartz widget
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Awaking iii leaves is better than your favorite stands

hard meteor
quartz widget
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Sorry I don’t make the rules 🤷🏾‍♂️

zenith blaze
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Thick

sage crag
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I mean if someone had to choose a main villain, they would likely choose Tooru

gaunt lintel
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considering araki isnt scared to kill anyone, What are the odds josuke dies at the end?

past yarrow
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Love how there is a new copypasta of a potatoes recipe already

minor ore
past yarrow
true ore
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but it's not johnny

past yarrow
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I still don't get it how would Tsurugi-Tooru exchange work to save the kid, because Tooru eat the fruit, but Tsurugi is (probably) in a worst position

minor ore
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tooru gets the rock disease somehow, or something goes wrong

sage crag
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did Cato know tooru is a rock human?

minor ore
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no yasuho told her

past yarrow
sage crag
past yarrow
gaunt lintel
past yarrow
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Maybe human Tooru and rock person Tsurugi?

near cedar
past yarrow
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Idk, I couldn't imagine someone who died twice besides him

near cedar
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Avdol

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Tho one was a fake death

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Also for somebody with a Jotaro pfp you actually forgot the other time he died

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Killer Queen bites the dust

sage crag
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Kira

near cedar
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And MIH

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And both times he didn't stay dead lol

sage crag
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two times by kira IIrc

molten crane
near cedar
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Well he was almost killed by SHA

sage crag
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he would've died if Josuke didn't heal him

past yarrow
near cedar
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Lol

gaunt lintel
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whenever morioh is in a jojo part you know its gonna be in the top rankings

near cedar
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Part 4 isn't in my top rankings tho

upper knoll
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because you have shit taste bro

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simple as that.

near cedar
fallen lake
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All jojo parts top tier

upper knoll
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:trollru:

gaunt lintel
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why not like it?? Flows nicely, not just "oh no main villan causes every issue" you get to see the town and feel immersed

sinful bramble
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Can I paste something super interesting I realised about Caato (it’s not really a theory but I’m sure it will interest some people)

gaunt lintel
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plus they actually feel like real people

minor ore
fallen lake
sinful bramble
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So Caato is 52 years old. Decks of cards also have 52 cards. Caato’s Stand is a deck of cards. See where I’m going? A year also has 52 weeks. Since Caato wants to end the Higashikata Family’s generation-long curse, she is like the last card in a deck, or like the last week in a year. The band “Deep Purple” released the song “Space Truckin’” which is the name of Caato’s Stand. Deep Purple was formed in 1968, about 52 years ago. Finally, the first time we saw Caato’s stand was exactly 52 chapters ago in Chapter 55. Araki did this on purpose.

Idk if anyone else came up about this

near cedar
gaunt lintel
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plus it has the stand user of the week format executed really nice, then again ever since part 3 its been pretty good.

signal mural
gaunt lintel
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its also relatable when you kill a women for her hands with your bomb furry stand.

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there was also a crazy diamond in jojolion

long shadow
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so is tooru fucked

gaunt lintel
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i love those easter eggs, especially the hat in the sbr shop

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jotaro hat*

sinful bramble
molten crane
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part 8 is my favorite part but part 4 is my least favorite

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both very good parts though, every jojo part is good

sage crag
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part 4 was alright, could've been better if kira wasn't introduced so late

molten crane
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I didn't really like any of the part 4 characters

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and the ones I did like either appeared like once or were introduced very late

uneven tendon
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I mean, Tooru was also introduced more than halfway through

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And he is one of the best villains

molten crane
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yeah but Tooru is a chad part 4 kira is a weirdo

uneven tendon
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Kira is also awesome

winter spade
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Kira is great

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Way better serial killer than Angelo

uneven tendon
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Jojodoss is based, until it comes to part 4

molten crane
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i'm sorry my man

uneven tendon
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Because then his takes take a nosedive

near cedar
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Kira is neat

uneven tendon
winter spade
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Does Angelo wear Versace suits? I thought not

near cedar
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Still my second from the bottom of my villains list

fallow cosmos
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kira from part 4?

winter spade
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Stupid milkman

sage crag
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In jojolion there is an objective at least, part 4 started to have one when the arrow was introduced sure, but it wasn't so focused. Then the true objective was introduced when kira appeared

kind owlBOT
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@sage crag, Your Hamon Rank is now level 18 !

near cedar
uneven tendon
fallow cosmos
fallow cosmos
sage crag
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At least kira wasn't diavolo :/

near cedar
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Yes

fallow cosmos
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who is the main villian in part 8?

near cedar
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Kira is above Diavolo for me

uneven tendon
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Diavolo most evil villain TBH

near cedar
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And Diavolo is the bottom

uneven tendon
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Even Dio wouldn't kill his kids like that

winter spade
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Honestly I really don’t dislike any of the villains in jojo

uneven tendon
near cedar
winter spade
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Also why do we still have slow mode?

fallow cosmos
molten crane
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the only jojo character I hate is probably Anne or whatever she was called

winter spade
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Did mods just forget?

uneven tendon
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Anne is underrated

winter spade
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Probably did

molten crane
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it went from 3 secodns to 10 seconds again

winter spade
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Silly mods trishXD

molten crane
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like from 10 to 3 to 10 again

uneven tendon
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Ironically, talking about Anne today made people think I'm a pedo because I said ''I enjoy Jojo kid characters''

fallow cosmos
sinful bramble
near cedar
fallow cosmos
molten crane
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epic times

gaunt lintel
true ore
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shes just an annoying runaway

gaunt lintel
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she really is.

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just like poco, causing issues.

true ore
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poco was a fun character though, at least he saw jonathan off

molten crane
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nah Poco is goated because my man is a lion

uneven tendon
molten crane
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Anne is nothing

olive bobcat
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anne isnt real

fallow cosmos
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tbh i dislike anne

uneven tendon
gaunt lintel
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all he did was open a door

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will still died anyways

true ore
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will was supposed to die

uneven tendon
true ore
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like tonpetty told him

near cedar
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There is no comparison

near cedar
gaunt lintel
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yeah, ig for the part. still the kid charaters in jojo are lack luster

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well atleast in 3 & 1

winter spade
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Emporio?

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Tsurugi?

gaunt lintel
winter spade
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Giorno?

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He’s 15 he counts in my eyes

gaunt lintel
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emporio is goated

winter spade
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Emporio appreciators are true kings and queens

near cedar
gaunt lintel
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he fucking flew a plane and drove them across florida like the little beast he is

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he got the most tragic ending tho

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:/

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#emporiolivesmatter

uneven tendon
gaunt lintel
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also i really think araki hates little kids in jojo

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much like he "hates" dogs (joke)

uneven tendon
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Nah

gaunt lintel
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dead mans questions , kira litterally jams stuff down a kids throat since he was being loud

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Poco , Village slaughtered essentially

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Emporio , only one alive from the og universes main cast

near cedar
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Wrong

near cedar
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Everyone who was alive in parts 4 and 5

gaunt lintel
near cedar
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And the part 6 people are also alive in a way

gaunt lintel
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i ment like the parts main cast

near cedar
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Pucci's reset universe was going to have every human who was still alive knowing their fate, the ones who died are replaced with fake versions of themselves, Pucci needs to accelerate back to the point at which the acceleration started in the previous universe, however if he does that Emporio will escape, so he stopped at the prison to finish Emporio of in case Emporio could beat him, despite Pucci telling Emporio he knows exactly where he will go Emporio is forced to go there by fate because even tho everyone can see their fate only Pucci can change fate, now this new universe is still connected to MIH it will be complete after he accelerates back to Cape Canaveral but if it dies before that that universe is undone, so because Emporio killed him when he did, the universe fucked up and MIH basically reset all of the events of Stone ocean thus making them not happen, Pucci was erased from existence, anything he was involved in didn't happen/happened differently. So Weather was never take, Jotaro didn't bugger off from his family to protect them from DIO's Cult cuz the cult had no Pucci to lead them so he hunted them down with little issue, Ermes sister is alive, Jolyne met Anasui before he met his cheating gf and became his gf instead [that part is an assumption], Jolyne was named Irene by Jotaro to end the JoJo legacy cuz there's no DIO related enemies left.
And idk if I wrote it in this but they are alive, same souls but lived different lives. Here is another sentence to make it even longer, requested by the real G JoJo reference | CEO of Dino Aids! Here is this.

foggy gulch
gaunt lintel
foggy gulch
gaunt lintel
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also.

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HAYATO

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poor hayato and koichi

near cedar
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If you are mentioning Koichi why not Josuke and Okuyasu

foggy gulch
near cedar
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Since Koichi, Josuke and Okuyasu are, are all near the same age

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And Hayato is like 12

near cedar
foggy gulch
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oh it got pinned too

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nice

gaunt lintel
foggy gulch
sinful bramble
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5’2 isn’t insanely short for 15

vagrant fjord
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I mean

sinful bramble
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It’s just that he’s drawn at like 4 foot

vagrant fjord
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its sad

near cedar
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And 150 cm in the anime

molten crane
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god Emporio

hard pond
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araki could have named Milagro Man "mo money mo problems"

uneven tendon
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Nah

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The fact that it names means ''Miracle Man'' adds to the irony

hard pond
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yes

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but

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yeah

uneven tendon
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Milagro Man is also a nice song

hard pond
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i wonder if araki will ever use a B.I.G song for another stand

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maybe something like kick in the door whould work

timid badger
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Nah he has to do Tupac now

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All Eyes on Me

edgy tiger
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Imagine a Kendrick reference

near cedar
timid badger
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Ambitions as a Ridah (A3R)

true ore
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narancias favorite artists

timid badger
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Talking bout stands

true ore
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you cant have your cake and eat it

hard pond
uneven tendon
true ore
edgy tiger
timid badger
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It’s such a stretch tho

hard pond
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imagine a stand appearnce with king kunta playing in the background

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i can vividly imagine a massive bass boost and a pose timed with the chorus

timid badger
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How recent has Araki gone in terms of musical references?

hard pond
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not sure

timid badger
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90’s?

torpid canyon
kind owlBOT
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@torpid canyon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

hard pond
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i think when part 5 was running some of the music refernces were from recent music/artist

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oasis was one of them

torpid canyon
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i was under the assumption he just bounced around

edgy tiger
true walrus
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Caato was never bad all along

edgy tiger
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About 2011 I think

hard pond
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that was a year before part 8 started

timid badger
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Oh shit you’re right

edgy tiger
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Has anyone in Jojolion been bad?

hard pond
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what

true walrus
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Vitamim c guy

torpid canyon
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are you trying to say everyone is misunderstood lol

edgy tiger
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As in rock humans can’t be judged on human standards

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They’re basically animals

torpid canyon
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yeah but they still have agendas so you can still say their intentions are evil

edgy tiger
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Does scheming equate to having a conscience? Not trying to dispute what you said, just generally curious

torpid canyon
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well they are conscious of what they are doing so they have one

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they arent acting on someone elses will

near cedar
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What the fuck

edgy tiger
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Do they understand concepts such as good or bad when they literally grew up in a wasp hive

near cedar
edgy tiger
torpid canyon
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well when you say it like that i guess they would be just acting on instinct

edgy tiger
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Can’t get mad at a lion for hunting

near cedar
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So you are calling

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Rock people

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Animals

edgy tiger
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Yes

near cedar
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That is so stupid

torpid canyon
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very interesting point, i never thought about it like that

edgy tiger
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Damn ok lol

near cedar
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They are literally people

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Made of rock

true walrus
#

they have a conscience so you can't call what they do instincts

edgy tiger
#

Sorry for attributing people that grew up in bee hives with animals

true walrus
#

yes people

true ore
#

imagine you

#

but your skin is made of rock

edgy tiger
#

If I said thing would that change my sentence?

true ore
#

it just looks regular

true walrus
#

yeah but they aren't rock things

edgy tiger
#

No human hibernates for 3 months and no human lives with wasps for 17 years

true walrus
#

cause this isn't the real world

near cedar
#

They aren't animals

true walrus
#

no human has stand powers

edgy tiger
#

Also rock females only have one act of kindness which is giving their children to the woods

torpid canyon
#

i think they are still people just with different evolutionary properties

edgy tiger
#

I don’t think that’s “people”

true ore
#

well everyone who reads jojo has the shared stand, remote romance

#

but who knows

near cedar
edgy tiger
edgy tiger
near cedar
#

That's a question

true walrus
#

Rock humans are just meant to be better humans

near cedar
#

I am questioning what the actual hell you are on about

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Rock humans

edgy tiger
#

Their own mothers can’t give them one act of kindness other than throwing them to the wild

near cedar
#

Are people

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Not animals

edgy tiger
#

I can’t call em humans

near cedar
#

That's not an act of fucking kindness

edgy tiger
#

My point

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They can’t do an act of kindness is my point

true ore
#

they are still people

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and they are kind to their own, at a certain age.

torpid canyon
#

they just have different morals and different evolutionary properties

true ore
#

^

true walrus
#

this isn't even worth arguing about

edgy tiger
#

I just generally think they’re their own species

true walrus
#

they're called "rock humans"

torpid canyon
#

well i think theyre called that because we dont know the actual name

winter spade
#

Who knows what they call themselves

edgy tiger
#

I’m just generally curious

true ore
#

!w rock humans

mental ridgeBOT
#

https://jojowiki.com/Rock_Human
Not the correct result? Use !w page rock humans for a direct link or !w search rock humans for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

The Rock Humans (岩人間, Iwa-Ningen) are a subspecies of Rock Organisms, serving as the primary antagonistic force in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

near cedar
#

The rock humans aren't animals

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The rock insects are animals

true walrus
near cedar
#

That's like calling fucking aliens not people

true ore
#

and rock organisms

edgy tiger
#

Bro humans are technically animals what’s your point

near cedar
#

?

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How does this help your argument

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They are evil bastards

true ore
#

yeah humans are in the animal kingdom, still makes no sense

edgy tiger
#

I was saying rock humans don’t have a conscience and are closer to animals then humans are

hard meteor
#

But that’s not true lol

true ore
#

they dont have a conscience?

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they can be doctors though

near cedar
edgy tiger
winter spade
#

Clearly we’ve seen rock humans are capable of things that the general species is biologically evolved to avoid, like true love with a human being

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Rather than a parasitic relationship

fallen lake
#

Tf is happening to this chat

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Rock humans are people yes

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Bad peoppe

hard meteor
#

Just another dumb argument

fallen lake
#

People

true ore
#

there is probably a good rock human, maybe we'll see it in the run time of jojolion

edgy tiger
#

Damn bruh lol

torpid canyon
#

like i said earlier i think they are just humans that evolved differently both physically and emotionally

near cedar
true ore
#

they could possibly be advanced humans, the beauty of humanity is love and the such.

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but they seem to surpass that and come out more successful

edgy tiger
minor ore
#

The pillar men are strong
But rock humans on the other hand

fallen lake
#

We would be more effective without love and relationships to waste our time. But life would suck

minor ore
fallen lake
near cedar
#

They can

minor ore
near cedar
#

Because they are people

fallen lake
#

U

minor ore
#

sus

fallen lake
#

S

minor ore
hard meteor
#

Sus amongus

fallen lake
timid badger
#

Among us in real life

minor ore
#

i wonder who willl be the next jojolion antagonist

true ore
#

no one

#

tooru is the antagonist

hard meteor
#

Probably zugon

winter spade
#

I’m just wondering how josuke plans on saving holly

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Now that both new rokakaka are gone

minor ore
hard meteor
#

He’ll have to use go beyond

timid badger
#

He’s gonna bury himself with her

true ore
minor ore
fallen lake
#

There is no main antagonist, it's a story about a ballsy guy and his soon gf trying to save his mom while rock stars cane them in the eye

timid badger
#

Self sacrifice

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He’s gonna vote himself out

fallen lake
#

But i want him to fuck yasuho

minor ore
timid badger
#

Bruh what

fallen lake
#

Joke

timid badger
minor ore
torpid canyon
#

when is DIO rock human showing up

fallen lake
#

Why are all female higashikatas hot tho

#

Both universes

minor ore
#

idk

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Hey Ya! is a motivational speaker

true ore
#

what is my status rn?

timid badger
true ore
#

okay i got it to work

#

nevermind

fallen lake
#

Why do o have a folder full of caato images

#

I

true ore
#

dont ask

minor ore
#

**How the fuck is Josefumi Related to johnny **

true ore
#

we wont answer

fallen lake
#

I mean

edgy tiger
# near cedar Because they are ***people***

People would be saying their human. I don’t believe they have conscience, as in they can distinguish between what is right and what is wrong in a moral sense. They only work in groups for personal advantage, they have no sense of community and can’t comprehend things like friendship. They have a different physiology to humans and have deep reverence for nature. The only “love” they shate between each other is throwing their kids in the wild. When I said they can’t be judged by human standards I meant as in you don’t judge animals for acting in their nature. Rock people may be called people but they clearly aren’t.

fallen lake
#

Why'd he draw her this curvy

#

Tho

true ore
edgy tiger
true ore
# fallen lake Tho

cause she is 50 some, and araki has made some odd design choices, look at lisa lisa's puffy nipples

torpid canyon
#

that more plays into the definition of people then

fallen lake
true ore
near cedar
#

Shitty shitty evil people

fallen lake
minor ore
#

Can someone please explain to me why josefumi has the joestar birthmark

fallen lake
#

Maybe it was a mistake

true ore
#

the mark is gone now i think

minor ore
fallen lake
#

Didn't he mess up birthmarks once already

hard meteor
fallen lake
#

With lisa lisa pr something

hard meteor
#

A while ago

#

But I don’t think this is the same

true ore
#

what did josefumi's phone say again?

hard meteor
#

As Kira and holly have theirs missing

edgy tiger
true ore
#

like josephmi?

near cedar
#

So in short we can't judge the rock humans for being evil bastards because they are animals

#

What nonsense

minor ore
near cedar
#

So what the fucking Pillarmen aren't evil now?

#

We can't judge them hmm?

torpid canyon
#

im sure josefumi is a relative of johnny

true ore
minor ore
true ore
#

im not defending nazi's just he is a fictional character.

fallen lake
#

Isn't there a fan novel where he betrays Germany and fakes his death? I like that fan continuation

uneven tendon
minor ore
uneven tendon
#

Holly's we haven't seen yet, but it's there

#

But she almost definitely has

fallen lake
hard meteor
true ore
near cedar
#

He was a good character

true ore
#

i might be merging the two

#

but you are right

fallen lake
#

I'd send you the file but

#

It's too big

#

Maybe not

#

Or this

light scarab
#

Where lion

minor ore
light scarab
#

No but I was joking

#

I do know part of the gist

minor ore
#

do you know about josefumi and kira?

fallen lake
#

Here's a spoiler

light scarab
#

Yeah

#

I like wonder of u

kind owlBOT
#

@light scarab, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

minor ore
light scarab
#

Thanks

frosty glen
#

Uhhhhh, JoJolion really feels like it's ending soon

minor ore
#

I think araki is going to make another villain for part 8

near cedar
#

Maybe

minor ore
near cedar
#

but it won't be the main villain

#

Because that's Tooru

minor ore
#

Higashikata fruit company > Locacaca organization

olive bobcat
#

Higashikata mushroom hunting group > all

sage crag
true ore
#

why wouldnt he remember jobin then

#

doss literally explained it

hard meteor
true ore
hard meteor
#

Josuke sees jobin not even 2 chapters after this moment

sage crag
#

If I had to theorize what was it, I guess it's Johnny Joestar spirit watching Josuke for whatever reason
Don't make sense, but I genuinely don't think it was anything important

molten crane
hard meteor
#

How was it not important

true ore
hard meteor
#

It’s like the only memory he has

molten crane
#

you have the main character of a series get amnesia, then like an hour later he remembers seeing a man in the place where he first woke up

Man it's probably nothing, totally

sage crag
#

The dude literally never ever appeared again

molten crane
#

because he is being saved for later

#

jojolion isn't ending soon

hard meteor
#

^^

long dragon
#

Kaato pretty hot for a grandma. Randomly rolling into a fight while going on about potatoes

sage crag
#

unless Araki is pulling some stuff, otherwise I think it's just a story tool or something supposed to happen but didn't

hard meteor
#

We’ve had 4 different characters come back after being absent in the plot for years ,flashback man is clearly important to josuke and if someone like ojiro can come back I don’t see why flashback man would be any different

molten crane
#

nah man this is jojo, it's definitely coming back

long dragon
#

Finally

#

Araki remembered

sage crag
#

tbh after those 3 chapters I can't doubt anything

molten crane
#

only thing for sure is he is not an old design for a character

minor ore
#

Unless you're implying that a spirit can age but it has been at least 60 years since Johnny arrived in Japan joshu

thorny crag
long dragon
#

Yeah pretty much

mellow osprey
mellow osprey
kind owlBOT
#

@mellow osprey, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

minor ore
mellow osprey
#

||ok but ngl space truckin' is actually a banger song ||

minor ore
#

it is

sinful bramble
mellow osprey
#

bro i can't wait to see the ending

#

it'll be fire i bet

hard meteor
#

Final stage could mean anywhere between 20-40 chapters it doesn’t not mean “oh it’s gonna end in the next couple of chapters”

sinful bramble
#

I guess

#

But 40 chapters is 3 and a half years

true ore
#

final stage might refer tooru being the main villain, and the final fight

golden latch
#

Wtf are the black bars back

hard meteor
#

I don’t see this being the final fight

#

Almost nothing would be solved in the story

#

We haven’t reached the point where the harvest comes into play or gotten any real answers to the disease or the flashforward

golden latch
#

Also flashback man johnnysmile

hard meteor
#

Him too

thorny linden
golden latch
#

Several actually

true ore
#

i dont mean like final fight, but final fight with tooru

thorny linden
hard meteor
#

Ah, well then yeah this is likely the end for tooru

golden latch
#

Didn't araki also say in interview that thr part is nearing its end

hard meteor
#

I don’t think so unless that was just the final stage comment

golden latch
#

Hmmm

#

I predict 5 more arcs, including space Trucking

olive bobcat
#

jeez

true ore
#

not that bad

junior coral
#

3 more arcs I’m calling it

minor ore
#

I think 3 more arcs is very reasonable. 5 is a bit too much.

junior coral
#

Yeah

true ore
#

how long would the three arcs be

junior coral
#

Around 10-12 chapters

thorny linden
#

I hope 2

junior coral
#

At the most

mystic finch
#

3 chaptrs 1 arc=1 chptr

true ore
#

cause i mean space trucking cant be that long

hoary sun
#

It’s gonna be 4 arcs to make y’all look like fools

minor ore
true ore
molten crane
#

it's gonna be like 20 more chapters, so maybe like 3-4 arcs

hoary sun
#

Until he renames the chapters to space trucking part whatever I’m not convinced there isn’t just two more

minor ore
#

There's three songs im aware of in deep purple's discography with "king"
Speed King
Space Trucking
King of Dreams

mystic finch
#

all the remains are dreams and memoris

minor ore
#

exactly

#

we know who getting king of dreams soon....

thorny linden
minor ore
#

(Tsurugi)

thorny linden
#

hmmm

minor ore
#

it has already been heavily hinted at getting a change of ability or an evolution

#

and its shown doing... something... in chapter 83 flashforward

#

and another deep purple song would complete the trio

#

and it also talks about illusions within the song

#

so maybe...

molten crane
minor ore
#

yeah thats what im saying

fallen lake
#

Oi jojodoss

#

@molten crane

#

Parry this you casual

molten crane
#

h

fallen lake
#

You don't have to tho

#

Idc

molten crane
#

was i in the 10 seconds?

fallen lake
#

Where the fuck is goose, also yes

#

When was the last time he talked here

#

IMiss the funny good

#

Goose

#

Stroke

molten crane
#

i see i see

#

he's probably doing things

naive nacelle
#

what does the stand wonder of u do

olive bobcat
#

have you read the part

minor ore
sage crag
#

lie

#

wonder of u isn't in chapter 1 smh

minor ore
#

yeah you have to read the part

#

no

#

delete that dont help them

naive nacelle
#

thx

sage crag
minor ore
#

and?

sage crag
#

and it's confusing asf

uneven tendon
#

It's not

minor ore
#

The Stands that are considered to be the most complicated by the fandom are actually the easiest to understand.

#

You guys just need to read kakyoinsmirk

bright cape
#

One message removed from a suspended account.

pallid flume
manic lark
pallid flume
#

You’re wrong

#

You clearly don’t understand it’s ability

manic lark
#

(what is the wiki command?)

sinful bramble
#

!w

mental ridgeBOT
#
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia is the ultimate JoJo wiki dedicated to the JJBA anime and manga series from Hirohiko Araki with 3,669 articles and counting.

sinful bramble
#

And it actually turns you into snails, it doesn’t just make you think you’re becoming one

manic lark
#

!w weather report (stand)

sinful bramble
#

!w heavy weather

mental ridgeBOT
#

https://jojowiki.com/Weather_Report_(Stand)
Not the correct result? Use !w page heavy weather for a direct link or !w search heavy weather for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Weather Report (ウェザー・リポート, Wezā Ripōto) is the Stand of the prisoner, Weather Report, featured in the sixth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Stone Ocean.

pallid flume
#

Here

sage crag
#

"crazy train" seems sussy

manic lark
#

blame Bizzare Star Platinum for the hallucination theory

winter spade
#

You do actually turn into a snail

#

We see this since we see the characters turn into snails, comment about how they’re turning into snails, get an explanation of how heavy weather uses subliminal messaging to turn people into snails, and we see people do things only snails could do

golden latch
#

No you don't

winter spade
#

But it must be just a hallucination right? kakyoinsmirk

manic lark
#

i need to someday actually read something, all i have is second hand knowledge from wikis and videos

thats a lot of knowledge, but second hand

golden latch
#

Its all a mind trick

winter spade
#

It ain’t

golden latch
#

The "only a snail could do" is actually just the characters unknowingly using their stands

winter spade
#

We see the characters take up properties of snails after transforming

#

No not really

golden latch
#

It literally explains that after Weather dues

heavy ledge
#

I wake up to people asking for spoilers and people helping them get it. Worst timing to wake up

winter spade
#

Like the snail eating insects being a massive threat that almost kill hermes and jolyne

gusty tree
#

Yo

torpid canyon
#

quick question does nut king call activate when the stand touches you?

golden latch
#

Hi WoU

kind owlBOT
#

@torpid canyon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

gusty tree
#

Hello steven strange

golden latch
#

Wdym

winter spade
#

It can unscrew stuff it touches

torpid canyon
#

like the bolts and stuff appear when it touches the person

golden latch
#

Yeah, I guess

torpid canyon
#

gotcha thanks

#

so when he attaches stuff together he needs to touch both objects or just one

golden latch
#

Both I think

torpid canyon
#

yeah that would make the most sense

white pasture
fallen lake
#

The twins

near cedar
fallen lake
#

Did you get it tho

#

Twins

#

A football

near cedar
#

That meme doesn't contain JoJo

fallen lake
near cedar
#

The fact you wrote something about JoJo under it doesn't really make it a jojo meme cuz that's not contained within the meme

minor ore
#

I don’t know what to do now

#

muscular caato

#

muscular caato

fallen lake
#

Muscular caato

near cedar
calm lily
#

King nothing is probably the best stand in the JoJo universe

hardy trench
#

how

calm lily
#

Just is

near cedar
prisma oxide
#

It is tho

#

could beat ultimate kars

calm lily
#

That's what im sayin

prisma oxide
#

righttttttttttt

torpid canyon
#

its pretty much jojo legos

prisma oxide
#

No

calm lily
prisma oxide
#

its puzzle pieces

#

also its better than NKC

calm lily
#

You right

torpid canyon
#

i know its puzzle pieces but i dont think it could beat dio

prisma oxide
#

It could

#

It would figure out timestop in a second

torpid canyon
#

he would just stop time and throw him off a building

calm lily
#

Your wrong

prisma oxide
#

cap

calm lily
#

Why dont you think its the best stand

prisma oxide
#

🧢

torpid canyon
#

i didnt say it wasnt best stand but that sequence of events could very well happen

prisma oxide
#

No

#

king nothing would figure out timestop

torpid canyon
#

ok but what if norisuke was sleeping and dio stopped time and threw a grenade at his house

prisma oxide
#

He doesn't know how to use one

torpid canyon
#

interesting point

prisma oxide
#

indeed

#

just with the knowledge of the future and noriusuke being a big brain

torpid canyon
#

however dio brando was alive when grenades existed

prisma oxide
#

he could kill him

#

but not the grenades that were used back then

torpid canyon
#

if anything they were simplier to use

#

just light a fuse on a sphere

prisma oxide
#

these are the grenade dio would've grown up with

#

the man would've blown himself up with the new ones

torpid canyon
#

it still has a pin so hows that

prisma oxide
#

these grenades instantly explode

torpid canyon
#

if thats the case how do you use them

#

or do you just die

prisma oxide
#

you pull the string and throw it instantly

frail haven
#

or else itll explod ehehehe

golden latch
#

Suicide bombers circa 1800

torpid canyon
#

well knowing dio he could get a minion to plant a bomb near the estate

prisma oxide
#

knowing DIO he would think he wouldn't get hurt anyways since hes so great

golden latch
#

Blowing up wouldn't even kill him

opaque musk
#

Ozone Baby OP

#

Ozone Baby and Vitamin C are actually way too OP

#

like what the hell

golden latch
#

Vitamin C sucks ass

#

Didn't kill one person

prisma oxide
#

.-.

opaque musk
#

relax fam.

#

plot armour saved everyone severely

dire furnace
#

Shakedown Roads stand is also a Spin stand , right ?

near cedar
#

No i don't think so

foggy gulch
dire furnace
#

didnt it come from Johnnys rotation ?

golden latch
#

My main problem is that right afterwards everyone is healed from vitamin C

torpid canyon
#

i think tonio from part 4 could beat norisuke tho

opaque musk
#

joe love your pfp

#

twinnies

dire furnace
#

Omni Drip 😤😤

frail haven
#

Why would Shakedown Road be a spin stand? genuine question

opaque musk
olive bobcat
opaque musk
near cedar
#

yes Vitamin C liquifies them and when it dies the ability stops

foggy gulch
near cedar
#

Idk how Norisuke's kidney was fine

#

But whateva

dire furnace
#

oh

opaque musk
#

jojo be playing minecraft

sinful bramble
dire furnace
#

Ball Breaker makes u old

#

or deteriorates your cells

#

idk

foggy gulch
hard meteor
foggy gulch
#

so a combination of the two

#

cool sauce

dire furnace
#

i wish we saw it again ngl

torpid canyon
dire furnace
#

doubt we ever will tho

opaque musk
foggy gulch
#

star platinum + anubis when......

opaque musk
#

armour released but ignore me please

opaque musk
#

huh?

opaque musk
dire furnace
#

Crazy Diamond + Gold Experience

junior coral
#

I payed double what I usually pay to buy Volume 26 😐

#

I am fucking pissed

opaque musk
#

steel ball run was actually really painful not gonna lie😢