jojolion

[patent merlin]

he has all this future stuff because italy is 6 hours ahead of the us

[barren bough]

a week until chapter 107

[minor ore]

k

[hard meteor]

kino

[uneven tendon]

107 will have Caato steal Josuke's first kiss

By kissing Yasuho

[minor ore]

.-.

[patent merlin]

kaato will steal joshu's first kiss

by kissing joe

[pallid flume]

Who’s joe

[runic adder]

Josefumi has already kissed Kira, josuke can’t take that back

[heavy ledge]

josefumi

[patent merlin]

Bill Gates

[uneven tendon]

Caato will also steal the Locacaca pot, and the entire family will chase her down with a car

[patent merlin]

jobin's car

[uneven tendon]

Yes

[runic adder]

Just like part 4 mv

[minor ore]

Josefumi isn't in gappy?

[runic adder]

Dies to a vehicle

[runic adder]

Mf

[hard meteor]

Then Joshu will have a kino 1v1 with her

[heavy ledge]

bruh

[pallid flume]

😳

[heavy ledge]

[minor ore]

What?

[hard meteor]

[uneven tendon]

Nah, Caato will actually die to Holly's Stand

King Crimson

[runic adder]

Do you not know how fusion works

Josefumi IS josuke

[pallid flume]

Holy*

[runic adder]

With amnesia

[minor ore]

I thought the joke u made

Was...

Nvm

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

Idc

[heavy ledge]

read chapter 92

[minor ore]

No

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi isn't Josuke, the 2 are separate souls

[runic adder]

Yes

Cuz amnesia

[hard meteor]

[minor ore]

I'm not reading jojolion anytime soon

[heavy ledge]

no

josuke is josuke

[pallid flume]

But it’s josefumis body

[uneven tendon]

Actually I forgot, Josuke is actually a fusion of Tomoko

[light swift]

And Kira is josuke

[runic adder]

Good, piece of shit manga

[uneven tendon]

She survived the rock disease

[heavy ledge]

its not his body anymore

[minor ore]

k

[hard meteor]

Read dmq instead

[light swift]

What part r u on bib

[uneven tendon]

Nah, they should read Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan instead

[hard meteor]

Which one

[minor ore]

Dmq

[uneven tendon]

Or better yet: tell people the truth, that Funny Valentine is a good man

[minor ore]

8

[uneven tendon]

All of them

[pallid flume]

Phf is better than all of them

[uneven tendon]

No

[hard meteor]

You heard the man bidoof

[minor ore]

I really didn't

[hard meteor]

Read all of tskr

[elfin tangle]

/s?

[minor ore]

I SAW WHAT THE MAN SAID

BUT didn't hear

[pallid flume]

Ok

[minor ore]

What's dmq?

[light swift]

You saw what he said?

[pallid flume]

Dead mans questions

[hard meteor]

Deadman’s question

[pallid flume]

About kira ghost

[minor ore]

I already did

[hard meteor]

It’s a kira oneshot

Oh

Then just read all of tskr it’s good

[light swift]

And it’s like 3 volumes long

[uneven tendon]

3 chapters

[minor ore]

I'm not reading jjl until I forget all the deaths that you guys mentioned

[uneven tendon]

Not even volumes

[light swift]

3 chapters oh

[uneven tendon]

You will

[minor ore]

Fucking kei tho

[runic adder]

Wait I thought bibarel was bidoof

[hard meteor]

You probably will the deaths come and go

He is

[runic adder]

Haven’t they already read jjl mostly

[light swift]

Lol why did u come in here if u didn’t wanna get spoiled

[minor ore]

I am

[runic adder]

Oh

So who did they get spoiled for

And why are they so angry about it

[patent merlin]

everyone

[elfin tangle]

lol, Araki kinda downgraded in some ways on handling side characters ngl 😳

[uneven tendon]

Bidoof, I was spoiled about almost every death after part 2

[runic adder]

Damnnnnnn

[elfin tangle]

Daiya moment

[patent merlin]

literally every major death in jojolion

[runic adder]

Hato moment

[pallid flume]

No

[patent merlin]

that's what they got spoiled for

[minor ore]

BECAUSE GREEN TOLD ME TO FUCKING GO TO #jojo-overall-discussion SO I WONT GET SPOILED

BUT NOOOOO THAT DIDNT HAPPENED

[elfin tangle]

Hell yeah

[uneven tendon]

Green can be wrong

[light swift]

Jeez

[runic adder]

You can still get spoiled there, just not as frequently

[hard meteor]

Hato sure does exist!

[minor ore]

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WAS THE EXACR OPPOSITE

[uneven tendon]

Like when Green said that ||Joshu wasn't affected by a calamity||

[elfin tangle]

||Kei proceeds to vanish then come back and die immediately||

Don't forget about the iconic Hot Pants death scene

[minor ore]

TF

[light swift]

Nice one you ruined jojolion for yourself, at least you don’t know how they die

[minor ore]

LIS

[rocky charm]

Green's been wrong a few times

What happened now?

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

Relax

[light swift]

you don’t know how they die right?

[minor ore]

YES

I KNOW

[elfin tangle]

Oop

[uneven tendon]

I had worse spoilers, and I've still read all the parts

[minor ore]

Talking about Kei makes me so sad

I GOT FUCKING PANELS TOO

[patent merlin]

he saw the panel for jobin

[hard meteor]

Why would you listen to green,most of us kept saying “stay out of that channel or you’ll get spoiled”

[patent merlin]

and rai

[light swift]

Yikes

[patent merlin]

didn't see kei tho

[uneven tendon]

I'm pretty sure he also saw Kei

[hard meteor]

He saw all 3

[patent merlin]

at least not that i know of

oh he saw kei panel too?

[light swift]

How do you stay for so long that you see every death

[minor ore]

Cuz green has always been correct

[uneven tendon]

But I don't think he saw ||Holly's death||

[uneven tendon]

Nah

[hard meteor]

Lmao no

[minor ore]

Except for the 12 yo thing

[light swift]

Like after the first one you should’ve just bounced lol

[uneven tendon]

I like Green, but he's not always correct

[patent merlin]

also tooru isn't actually dead yet @minor ore

[light swift]

Yet

[pallid flume]

Hot pants death scene was garbage. She deserved better

[hard meteor]

Same greens cool but he can be wrong

[uneven tendon]

Green also said some dumb shit like ||Joshu being effected by a calamity is just speculation||

[minor ore]

Based

[elfin tangle]

Somehow the worst death in the entire franchise

Incredible.

[minor ore]

???

[hard meteor]

Yeah mostly this lmao

[light swift]

How she die again?

[minor ore]

I mean green did say Joshu was the worst

[uneven tendon]

In general Green's Joshuphobia is very disappointing

[rocky charm]

||I mean technically it is just speculation. But we'll probably never get 100% confirmation on it.||

It's just that the later manga parts don't explain shit as much as the earlier ones

[hard meteor]

||”Nah bro you don’t get joshu totally wanted to kill yasuho”||

[pallid flume]

No one even comes close

[uneven tendon]

||But claiming there's no proof to it?||

[rocky charm]

They expect readers to be able to piece things together without the protagonist sitting down and monologuing what happened

[uneven tendon]

I guess hints are too much for us Jojo fans

If something isn't stated outright, it's just dumb headcanon

[rocky charm]

For instance: It was never stated that ||the girl in Tsurugi's class was attacked by Wonder of U||

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

I still think JJL is my favorite part uwu

[uneven tendon]

Based

[hard meteor]

Based

[minor ore]

.-.

[rocky charm]

But looking at everything happening around it, that's 100% what happened

[pallid flume]

Never speak again

[uneven tendon]

What

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

Part 8 is very dope

[elfin tangle]

The only death scene that had a strong emotional reaction from the character was Johnny with Gyro's

No one acknowledges Hot Pants' death outside of Valentine mentioning her.

||Kei and Rai don't have a significant reaction from Josuke.||

[uneven tendon]

||I think it's mostly because they weren't that close with Josuke||

[rocky charm]

And on the ||Joshu|| part, ||Yasuho looks around, knowing she's going to get hit by some sort of Calamity. Joshu attacks her the moment she makes a move against Tooru, and there's no other Calamity attacking her. Joshu is the Calamity.||

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[rocky charm]

The only thing up for debate ||is how out-of-character or in-character it is for him to do that||

[uneven tendon]

||Which is why I don't understand why people can't grasp this idea||

[vagrant fjord]

wdym out of character

its joshu

[uneven tendon]

||Also, calamity already effected people's minds before||

[elfin tangle]

||Which makes their deaths even more mediocre as they end up essentially trying to look out for Josuke only for Josuke to go "damn shawty that sucks :/" and quickly moves on.||

[minor ore]

Gyro's death and then ||Johnny's|| making me think about it made me actually choke up a bit

[uneven tendon]

But Joshu doesn't just try to kill people like that

[rocky charm]

||He loves Yasuho and would not want to hurt her||

[vagrant fjord]

are you sur

sure

[hard meteor]

||Yeah honestly I don’t like how josuke just sorta brushed off the deaths that quickly||

[elfin tangle]

Joshu is a loser but he never tries to kill innocent people. Even with those thugs that had their hands on him, Joshu doesn't do much to them at all

[rocky charm]

||He may have been a little stir-crazy, having just lost an arm, but it still seems like a stretch for him to straight-up attack his crush like that.||

[uneven tendon]

Lisette I'm a bit confused since I also remember you defended Kei's death

[vagrant fjord]

well he didnt know any of them and had almost zero connection

[hard meteor]

Uh what

[uneven tendon]

Kei was his sister

And Mamezuku was an ally

[vagrant fjord]

nvm I thought u meant

[hard meteor]

Kei is his literal sister

[vagrant fjord]

gyro and johnny

[rocky charm]

||Yeah but Josuke doesn't really remember her that much||

[light swift]

Sister to who?

[rocky charm]

||He's met her like 5 times||

[uneven tendon]

Josuke

[hard meteor]

And he bonded with Rai pretty quickly

[light swift]

Oh yeah right

[vagrant fjord]

why are u putting everything in spoilers is this a new rule

[rocky charm]

Is Bidoof still here?

[hard meteor]

I think he dipped

[elfin tangle]

||I defended it before but now I can't help but start looking at Jojolion's deaths more critically. I was always mildly hoping that it would be further touched upon by Josuke. Instead it's brushed past immediately which is insane to me since even in PART ONE, we get moments of sadness or sacrifice for those who die.||

[uneven tendon]

It's weird that Josuke calls Kei ''Nijimura'', since he knows it's not her real name

[rocky charm]

Dip

Nijimura Kei sounds way better than Kira Kei

[light swift]

Drip

Yeah

[rocky charm]

Even if you say them wrong, Kei Nijimura sounds better than Kei Kira

[elfin tangle]

Kei Joestar?

[uneven tendon]

Good points

[heavy ledge]

the hell is going on

[pallid flume]

||yeah most deaths in jjl aren’t that good||

[rocky charm]

Kei Joestar
Kei Jo
Keijo
Keicho
Keicho Nijimura

[pallid flume]

[uneven tendon]

Kei Higashikata

[elfin tangle]

[uneven tendon]

Kei is such a bitch TBH, complaining about working for her relatives

[heavy ledge]

why do you think araki hasnt developed a bit of emotion from josuke in that part

[vagrant fjord]

so kei joined the fight for like 5 seconds then got permanently killed

[uneven tendon]

Why wouldn't she want to interact with Joshu

[vagrant fjord]

joshu is an awful person

[uneven tendon]

No

[rocky charm]

Very distant relatives

[vagrant fjord]

yes

[uneven tendon]

I don't know TBH

[light swift]

...didn’t people say kei was a call back of jotaro or something?

[elfin tangle]

It's pain man. Araki upgraded on some character writing yet downgraded on one of the most important parts of a character: the ending of a character.

[rocky charm]

Joshu x Kei OTP

[pallid flume]

||no confrontation that she’s dead||

[uneven tendon]

But it's still disrespect

[rocky charm]

Ghost hands

[pallid flume]

Fucking stop

[hard meteor]

Wrong

[pallid flume]

Joshu is an amazing character

[uneven tendon]

Joshu x Kei is alright, but no Joshu x Karera

[heavy ledge]

at first i thought things were happening to fast for him to settle down and think about it i dont realy know

[elfin tangle]

Her stand broke apart.

[runic adder]

Rai is the only death I like cuz he died kinda badass, even then the father stuff could have been built up better

[vagrant fjord]

did I say he was a bad character?

did I say that?

[ember light]

nobody said you did

[vagrant fjord]

did I say he wasnt well written?

[uneven tendon]

No, but you said he is a terrible person

Which he isn't

[light swift]

Joshu is a great person and character

[vagrant fjord]

he is a great character

[minor ore]

who tf disrespects Joshu

[vagrant fjord]

but an awful person

[light swift]

Do not bad mouth joshu

No

[uneven tendon]

Joshu? More like: The Joestar we deserve

[heavy ledge]

[pallid flume]

Josuke x karera

[elfin tangle]

It was cool but Rai's death immediately happening and him kind of being brushed off by Josuke (like Kei) makes me sleep on his death a little.

[minor ore]

[light swift]

We are

[pallid flume]

No he’s not

[heavy ledge]

karera x jail please

[light swift]

Joshu supremacists

[hard meteor]

Nah

[rocky charm]

"Oh fuck I'm about to die I forgot to have my heartbreaking flashback"-Zepelli, Kakyoin, Abbacchio, and Rai

[runic adder]

Yea exactly

[pallid flume]

Joshu is a good person

[elfin tangle]

Do we even have a panel of Josuke looking sad at least?

[runic adder]

We have his surprise

[light swift]

Joshu did nothing wrong

[runic adder]

At the bubbles

[heavy ledge]

[runic adder]

But I would hope he would be a bit more distraught that he indirectly killed rai

[minor ore]

🙏

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[vagrant fjord]

can someone just tell me what makes him a good person (not character)

[rocky charm]

He cries when Kei shows him he's a fusion

[uneven tendon]

People who say Joshu is an awful people are also people who talk like this

[elfin tangle]

I was talking about with the deaths

[pallid flume]

He protects the people he cares about

[kind owl]

@pallid flume, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[light swift]

He’s joshu

[elfin tangle]

I appreciate Josuke crying tho

[uneven tendon]

He cried when he saw Holly was sick

[hard meteor]

Lmao that weirdo was defending daiya too

[elfin tangle]

in that fusion scene

and Holy

[vagrant fjord]

anything else

[pallid flume]

Even josuke during shakedown road

[rocky charm]

People who say Joshu is a bad person also think Weather is the one creeping on Jolyne, not Anasui

[elfin tangle]

@uneven tendon

[uneven tendon]

He wants to strive for strength and justice, but his behavior is the complete opposite of that

[elfin tangle]

DAIYA!?

Oh hell no

[light swift]

We will see

[minor ore]

Shakedown Road story was so fucking good ugh

[uneven tendon]

Oh I see

[kind owl]

@uneven tendon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 42 !

[hard meteor]

Irony at it’s finest

[light swift]

Joshus’s stand evolve before jojolion ends

[elfin tangle]

You cannot shit on Joshu while defending Daiya

[uneven tendon]

Shakedown Road is great, but it's no Milagro Man or WoU

[minor ore]

that's fair

[light swift]

We just saw his first punch barrage

[heavy ledge]

this is the only sad i found

[vagrant fjord]

like 3 examples of him protecting the people he cares about

-_-

[uneven tendon]

BTW, I have an unpopular take

[heavy ledge]

man i love his eyes

[pallid flume]

Or ozon baby

[heavy ledge]

i love josuke

[uneven tendon]

We should've seen more of Johnny and Kei throughout the part

[vagrant fjord]

who doesnt

[pallid flume]

Johnny?

[rocky charm]

Daiya has the classic Jojo "I know I was a super fucking creepy villain but that's because I had to be a bad guy for 4 chapters, all of that is gone now."

[minor ore]

I miss Johnny

[heavy ledge]

gap come back challenge

[hard meteor]

There might be hope for Johnny getting shown

[runic adder]

Definitely lol

[vagrant fjord]

wait was it a stand that made the rock fall on him

[hard meteor]

But damn I wish there was more with Kei

Got shafted too quickly

[rocky charm]

The leaves

[minor ore]

Leaves

[rocky charm]

and maybe WoU

[runic adder]

[hard meteor]

[runic adder]

How dare you suggest tooru killed Johnny

[rocky charm]

Wonder of U?

More like Retcon of U

[runic adder]

He’s already intertwined with 3 main characters

[minor ore]

got so fucking sad when Johnny died holy shit

I don't tear up at books or movies but that got me for a sec

[runic adder]

He doesn’t need to be the reason Johnny dies

[vagrant fjord]

was literally just glossed over too lol

like yep johnny died from rock moving on

[rocky charm]

Chapter 99: Wonder of You (the Miracle of Your Retcon) Part 16

[runic adder]

Because we’ll see his true death later on

[minor ore]

I don't feel like it was super important to go into more than that though

[vagrant fjord]

from the emotional masterpiece of sbr his death I felt should of been

little more

[hard meteor]

I mean it is pretty emotional

[runic adder]

It’s short but sweet ig

[uneven tendon]

Johnny's death was pretty sad

[rocky charm]

But Johnny isn't an important JJL character

Josuke barely has any idea who he is

[uneven tendon]

But it's nice to see he finally learned his lesson

[minor ore]

I think Johnny's lil story in JJL was kinda perfect because it rings directly with Gyro's story and that made me fucking sad. Gyro would've approved dying to save a child and that fucking got me, man

[uneven tendon]

And stopped being selfish

[hard meteor]

Sacrifices himself for his son and knowingly shoots himself with the disease

[rocky charm]

Why would our characters focus on his death?

[vagrant fjord]

who died of a sickness

[uneven tendon]

Until Caato reveals to Josuke everything about Johnny

[vagrant fjord]

lmao araki killed me there

[runic adder]

Caato might

[uneven tendon]

It's a shame Araki will probably never explaine how exactly Tusk Act 4 was able to transfer the disease, other than ''Spin magic''

[runic adder]

Ayy we thought the same

[runic adder]

Now it will be: saint magic

[minor ore]

Johnny was too good and too flawed for this world

[uneven tendon]

Nah

He wasn't too good

[vagrant fjord]

infinite spin is infinite possibilities

[uneven tendon]

He was too saintly

[minor ore]

🙏

[hard meteor]

Saint Johnny soon

[vagrant fjord]

johnny was the best joestar

maybe josuke thou

[uneven tendon]

Which saint is stronger: Johnny, Gyro, or Jesus?

[minor ore]

Joshu

[elfin tangle]

Correct @runic adder .

I just don't get how in early parts even divisive ones like Part 1 and 5 handled deaths right yet Part 8 glosses most over and they're usually ALLIES. We had GIorno himself actively distraught over Narancia, Abbacchio, and moments with Bruno.

[minor ore]

5 was divisive?

[elfin tangle]

Responding to this

[runic adder]

Ok

[runic adder]

Yea like even if rai wasn’t as close to josuke he could have said something

[rocky charm]

Caato reaches into her cards
"I have 'one thing'"
"Just 'one thing', Tooru"
"The 'one thing' that can beat you"
Tooru: "Wait who are you am I supposed to know you?"
Caato: "You may think your Stand ability is invincible"
"But there's 'one thing' that you forgot to account for"
Yasuho: "Caato-san, what are you doing?!"
Caato pulls out Johnny's corpse

[heavy ledge]

norisukes supposed death and the equivalent exchange between the boyfriends are the only emotional moments we have tbh

[uneven tendon]

Oh shit

[uneven tendon]

Josuke reuniting with Yasuho?

[hard meteor]

Yoooooo

[minor ore]

yo

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[heavy ledge]

you mean tsurugi

but no, i was talking about deaths

[runic adder]

Jobins death was emotional for not just himself(he yells for mitsuba and tsurugi as he dies) and it affects others (joshu) but it was so anticlimactic that it didn’t hit right tbh

And ofc doesn’t excuse some other crappy deaths

[uneven tendon]

*Jobin's fatal injury

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[minor ore]

what a fuckin dweeb i love him

[uneven tendon]

He will be back

[hard meteor]

But that’s exactly why he’ll come back to us

Trust the beetles

[runic adder]

Sure

I’m coping too don’t worry

But it gets less and less likely

As I think of it more

[uneven tendon]

Jobin will come back, just like how Kira and Josefumi still remained after they died

Because Josuke carries their will

[runic adder]

So...you’re saying jobin will fuse

Sure

Sure

[hard meteor]

No

[minor ore]

.r34 jolyne

[hard meteor]

No fusion

[uneven tendon]

No, I'm saying Josuke will carry his will

[heavy ledge]

in theory, josuke is not a fusion

[uneven tendon]

To save the Higashikata family

[minor ore]

Damn it didn't work

sorry if I got weird opinions on all this jojo shit btw, legit my first time interacting with any JJBA community online so idk, I got no idea what the general consensus on shit is lmao

[hard meteor]

Only healing

[uneven tendon]

But this time, Josuke will follow the right path

Like a true Higashikata

💪

[elfin tangle]

That sounds annoying

After everything Jobin did, Josuke randomly carries his will

[runic adder]

Jobin claims he follows the right path

[elfin tangle]

I'd have to check out if that happens

[minor ore]

I wonder where Kars is....

[hard meteor]

In space

[runic adder]

Josuke will save holly before he saves tsurugi

[elfin tangle]

^

[minor ore]

Obviously

[patent merlin]

josuke will save joe

[uneven tendon]

His grandmother wouldn't agree

[heavy ledge]

sbr and jojolion are fanfics made by their biggest fan

[minor ore]

i just wonder what'll happen with dn

[minor ore]

Joeskey

[uneven tendon]

[patent merlin]

dn?

[uneven tendon]

Thank you Deathly

[minor ore]

🙂

[obsidian jacinth]

🙏

[hard meteor]

Thanks deathly

🐐

[vagrant fjord]

@obsidian jacinth why isnt it a paisley park bot

[kind owl]

@vagrant fjord, Your Hamon Rank is now level 14 !

[vagrant fjord]

it would be so much better

than stray cat

[obsidian jacinth]

because penis music

[uneven tendon]

I don't think this much of the chat should've been deleted

[vagrant fjord]

I see

[uneven tendon]

But alright

[obsidian jacinth]

I didnt know how far it went so 🥶

[uneven tendon]

So, Jobin is both on the weird side and wrong side

[vagrant fjord]

what would make him weird

[minor ore]

🙏

[vagrant fjord]

he has badass stand

and thats

all you need

[minor ore]

and he got hella quotes

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[uneven tendon]

Rock nose and beetle fetish

And he's also pretty childish

[vagrant fjord]

one of those is understandable

[true ore]

the nose looks fine after it fully healed

pre healed rock nose was just weird

[vagrant fjord]

for big tits she just had to trade off a slightly worse nose

how lucky

[minor ore]

I want a rock nose just so I can look like the :^) face tbh

[true ore]

im pretty sure her baby was gonna die or smth

i dont remember

[vagrant fjord]

oh yeah]

but thats less important

[uneven tendon]

After Norisuke, Joshu, Tsurugi and Holly are healed, they should also give New Locacacas to Daiya and Mitsuba

[vagrant fjord]

daiya made me nervous (not in that way)

[uneven tendon]

[vagrant fjord]

thankfully she got kicked out of the story

[uneven tendon]

She wasn't

She was even seen in the latest chapter

[vagrant fjord]

I meant she had no big rle

role

[hard meteor]

Yeah but character and plot wise she’s irrelevant

[uneven tendon]

Why would she

[hard meteor]

Which I’m fine with

[true ore]

she just like 16 right

[vagrant fjord]

yep

[true ore]

she has not much going on

[vagrant fjord]

josuke is 19

[true ore]

joshu is 19

[minor ore]

I liked Daiya

[vagrant fjord]

thankfully he can keep it in his pants

[uneven tendon]

What about her supporting Joshu's suggestion for mushroom hunting? It's big forshadowing

[olive bobcat]

she was crushing on josuke and then literally nothing happened after her arc

[uneven tendon]

Joshu will use NKC to grow plants by unscrewing some of the seed

[hard meteor]

Yeah lol

[uneven tendon]

So he grows New Locacacas

💪

[hard meteor]

I’m more disappointed hato doesn’t get to do anything

She had potential

[true ore]

is joshu gonna pursue social sciences or whatever

[uneven tendon]

I'm still disappointed that Mitsuba only got something to do 71 chapters after she was introduced

Did she even have any dialogue before Wu?

[uneven tendon]

He's already pursuing it

[olive bobcat]

gives one of the coolest stand designs to one of josukes new family members
proceeds to do jack shit with that character
based araki

[uneven tendon]

And as we all know, Joshu is a winner

[minor ore]

Awaking III Leaves is legitimately so fucking cool

[uneven tendon]

It is

[vagrant fjord]

the arrow stand

right

[minor ore]

ye

[olive bobcat]

awaking 3 leaves is insanely cool

[hard meteor]

Yep

[olive bobcat]

design and ability wise

[true ore]

no reference yet

[uneven tendon]

Though the fact that Awakening 3 Leaves was introduced in the same arc as Dr. Wu was a bit convenient

[vagrant fjord]

dr wu is op

[true ore]

really

[uneven tendon]

It is, but the fact that we got the Stand and the perfect counter for it in the same arc

Kinda sus

[true ore]

why did mitsuba try to kill yasuho

[vagrant fjord]

tooru gonna die yet or what

[uneven tendon]

Jobin said so

[vagrant fjord]

peer pressure

[true ore]

when they couldve all just sat down

[hard meteor]

Jobin told her and higashikata logic kicked in

[uneven tendon]

Mitsuba is a bitch tbh

[true ore]

she deserved to cut off her fingers

[sinful bramble]

Mitsubitch

[true ore]

WoU is really just keepin the peace

[vagrant fjord]

is the daughter of hisgashikta gonna do anything

like ever

cant even remember her name

[hard meteor]

“Hm maybe I shouldn’t kill this teenager that saved my life and is the best chance of helping my family”
“Nah fuck it lmao toilet time”

[sinful bramble]

Don’t know which one you mean but no either way

[vagrant fjord]

the one that isnt daiya

[olive bobcat]

haato

no lol

[hard meteor]

Nah

[uneven tendon]

Is Yasuho even a teenager? She's 19

[rocky charm]

nineteen

[uneven tendon]

You mean Tsurugi

It's a boy

[olive bobcat]

karera bout to descend on a hair parachute in 107 and land directly on toorus head

[vagrant fjord]

no haato

[sinful bramble]

18 and 19 have an overlap between being adults and teens

[rocky charm]

"hisgashikta"

[uneven tendon]

Almost as bad as miss lick

😳

[minor ore]

😳

[vagrant fjord]

no

hisgashicka

[true ore]

higashikata

[vagrant fjord]

thank you

[sinful bramble]

Higger Shikerta

[vagrant fjord]

higashikata

kk

[minor ore]

higgyshiggyta

[vagrant fjord]

hshta

[rocky charm]

higashikizzle

[vagrant fjord]

higaswagkata

[heavy ledge]

the line between a teen and an adult is that you become an adult when you daydream about having a new set of kitchen pots

[uneven tendon]

You know from experience Jose

[heavy ledge]

ive wanted one for so long but i have no house of my own

i wont let anyone ruin them either so i dont buy anything

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

Tf

[molten crane]

ouchy

[elfin tangle]

Daiya bad

[runic adder]

^

[cosmic finch]

A baddie or just a bad character

[hard meteor]

bad character

[cosmic finch]

Fairs

[minor ore]

Wanna vc

I'm reading jjl

[zenith blaze]

!w nut king call

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Nut_King_Call

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Nut King Call

Nut King Call (ナット・キング・コール, Natto Kingu Kōru) is the Stand of Joshu Higashikata, featured in the 8th part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. It is a humanoid Stand with a nuts and bolts theme. Its power is to conjure nuts and bolts on objects or people, disassembling and assembling them as if they were mere pieces of a machine.

[uneven tendon]

Based Stand

[barren night]

Not my fave part 8 stand but my second fave for sure

[minor ore]

Not the best

But cool

[molten crane]

it's my favorite stand that debuted in Jojolion

[sudden nymph]

I’m perfectly fine with characters that are terrible people as long as they are written good but daiya doesn’t have any of that good character stuff going on

[elfin tangle]

Daiya doesn't amuse nor get any sort of shit from what I remember like Hazamada and Tamami at least do

Easily the worst side ally/neutral character imo

[ember light]

both

[prisma oxide]

Hi

[minor ore]

me when the lion is jooj: ok

[delicate burrow]

funy mem you got there dude

[heavy ledge]

https://twitter.com/katribou/status/1158459821089263617?s=20

rejoice. bedrock be upon ye (@katribou)

while on the topic of jojolion... before i started reading it years ago all i knew was that alternate josuke and kira were in it but they looked all sailory so i thought it was going to be about them being boat school rivals

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jojolion should have been like this

[prisma oxide]

No

[delicate burrow]

Amazing 10/10

[prisma oxide]

Hell no

[delicate burrow]

👍

[prisma oxide]

Nice art

[heavy ledge]

yes get the hell out of here

[prisma oxide]

No

Bitch

[heavy ledge]

fite me

[prisma oxide]

Fight me

[heavy ledge]

OOO

[prisma oxide]

NANI

[delicate burrow]

Das cringe my dude ngl

[prisma oxide]

You mean JOJO IS GAY

[heavy ledge]

you are gay

[delicate burrow]

Jojolion is the least gay part

[prisma oxide]

Which is an even more cringe statement

[delicate burrow]

Cause yasuho

[prisma oxide]

NOW GTFO

Oh hell no

[heavy ledge]

your mom is gay

[prisma oxide]

YOU GOTS TO GO

That ain't what your mom said in bed last night

[heavy ledge]

female

[junior coral]

[prisma oxide]

Yup

[heavy ledge]

im default dancing on the grave

[near cedar]

A joke used 3 minutes ago, amazing

[winter socket]

gay degenerate

[delicate burrow]

Shit

[prisma oxide]

IKR

[kind owl]

@prisma oxide, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[delicate burrow]

The cringe idiots are coming

[prisma oxide]

I am gay

[delicate burrow]

😔

[junior coral]

If I had a nickel for every time someone insulted someone’s dead mom in the JoJolion channel I’d have two nickels. That’s not a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[prisma oxide]

Dont have one

Sorry pal

[hard meteor]

Cringe chat

[prisma oxide]

Can't

This is too cringe

Let's drop it

Bitch no

[junior coral]

Why are two newbies fighting each other

Can you guys shut up

[prisma oxide]

I'm bidoof

[delicate burrow]

Dude

Stfu

[prisma oxide]

Uhm ew

[junior coral]

You got a new account ?

[prisma oxide]

Had to

[junior coral]

Why?

[prisma oxide]

#575627798262185994

Has the details

[junior coral]

You can’t just summarize in a sentence or

[delicate burrow]

Dude just tell us

[prisma oxide]

Its too nsfw

[junior coral]

I refuse to go back to venting

Bruh

[delicate burrow]

Yes

Venting is too long

[prisma oxide]

Its sending nudes and shit

[junior coral]

Bruh

[delicate burrow]

Yo wtf

Bidoof ur like

[prisma oxide]

Everyone told me to make a new account

I feel really guilty

And ive been scared

[junior coral]

What ???

[prisma oxide]

And crying

[kind owl]

@winter socket, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[junior coral]

You can’t summarize in like a sentence what happened

[prisma oxide]

It would be easier to understand in #575627798262185994

[median oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/نعنع-water-note-nudes-gif-14729384

[delicate burrow]

Someone sent you shit or did you send pics

Cause that is bad my dude

[median oxide]

i fucked your mom too

😳

[delicate burrow]

Bidoof

I hope shit works out dude

[true ore]

its a police reference

[prisma oxide]

I sent mines

[delicate burrow]

That is very serious

[true ore]

message in a bottle

[median oxide]

i hope araki adds a lesbian couple to jojo

[prisma oxide]

Ahem jolyne and anasui

[median oxide]

we got this but what about wamen araki

[delicate burrow]

I hope you are ok

[prisma oxide]

Why?

[median oxide]

ill kill you

where do you live

[true ore]

bolb shut the fuck up

you are an annoyance

[delicate burrow]

Nah it stoped

[median oxide]

I guess im gonna have to do two jobs tonight

[delicate burrow]

Its very serious now

Bidoof had some really bad stuff happend to him

[true ore]

hope you feel better bidoof

i knew what happened

[delicate burrow]

The clown guy left so no more cringe

[median oxide]

i got banned for saying sus in venting im so sad

[junior coral]

I hate going in venting

[median oxide]

mods unban me pls

answer my dms

[delicate burrow]

Oh yeah

[junior coral]

I will never get bad enough to have to talk to strangers about my problems lol

[heavy ledge]

can i have a tl dr?

[prisma oxide]

what

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[prisma oxide]

Is tl dr

[junior coral]

Too long didn’t read

[median oxide]

too long, didnt read

[prisma oxide]

I don't speak gen Z slang

[median oxide]

summary

[junior coral]

You are Gen z

[median oxide]

kiddo

[junior coral]

You’re more Gen z than I am

[prisma oxide]

I find my own generation cringe

[true ore]

there is no need to read it

[median oxide]

that's understandable because your right

[heavy ledge]

man shut the fuck up im trying to help give me one second

[delicate burrow]

Yeah me too

[true ore]

we should move to venting if we want to talk bout this

[median oxide]

this generation is cringe af

[prisma oxide]

Frl

[median oxide]

i need to make a generation tier list

[true ore]

this is not for jojolion

[prisma oxide]

Did you guys see the SNL slang skit

[junior coral]

Yeah that shit was horrible

[prisma oxide]

That everyone is mad about.for no reason

[junior coral]

Worst thing I’ve ever seen

[true ore]

snl has been bad for the last 30 years

im not even 30 years old

[junior coral]

SNL is funny on occasion

[delicate burrow]

Wait

[prisma oxide]

Elon musk tho

[delicate burrow]

Guys

[prisma oxide]

Chad on mars lol

[junior coral]

I don’t actively hate the show but 85% of the skits are bad

[true ore]

elon is funny just not in a stand up form

[prisma oxide]

Frl

[junior coral]

I usually watch for the Weekend Update

[delicate burrow]

You know that idiot that had a cringy conversation with bidoof

[prisma oxide]

Yeah

[junior coral]

Ye

[true ore]

who

bolb?

[prisma oxide]

The guy that was telling me to fuck a fish

And a dog

[delicate burrow]

I think he's the same guy who spammed my irl name and posted porn gifs

I mean

He has the same pfp

[true ore]

which one

[median oxide]

me?

[delicate burrow]

But different

[prisma oxide]

Isn't your IRL name bobby

Or goose

[delicate burrow]

No

[true ore]

its goose

[junior coral]

Discord is so cringe

[true ore]

he's a goose

[junior coral]

Y’all mfs should stick to talking about anime or gtfo

[delicate burrow]

Yeah lmao

[median oxide]

have you seen tiktok yet?

[prisma oxide]

Discord is becoming Reddit smh

[true ore]

reddit isnt that bad

in some areas

[median oxide]

discord will never reach reddit level

[junior coral]

All social media is bad

[prisma oxide]

Fax

[true ore]

right on greeny

[hard meteor]

reddit somehow has less degeneracy than discord

[median oxide]

average jojo enjoyer

[delicate burrow]

Best social media is none

[olive bobcat]

just go outside

[delicate burrow]

Or yt kids

[median oxide]

deep

[prisma oxide]

Claire redfeild

Wrong chat

Mbmb

[hard meteor]

average joshu enjoyer

[delicate burrow]

YouTube kids IS the best social media

[prisma oxide]

Average yashuo hater

[median oxide]

I've been on reddit for 2 years now and discord for 5, I think reddit is worse

[junior coral]

Cap

Yasuho is my wife

[olive bobcat]

wasnt elizabeth olsen your wife?

Greeny G - Polygamist

[median oxide]

reddit is full of obese virgin incels

[delicate burrow]

He can have two right?

I mean

I guess the number is infinite

[true ore]

i assume you associate with some of your horrible humor

[prisma oxide]

She's mines

[kind owl]

@prisma oxide, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[true ore]

anyways bidoof hope you feel better

[prisma oxide]

Thanks I will

[median oxide]

i have great humor only cowards cant handle it

[hard meteor]

yeah feel better

[median oxide]

😎

[delicate burrow]

Bolb is like that edgy kid on school that keeps saying jokes untill he leaves school cause he punched another kid

[true ore]

if i pop in an out of the convo sorry, im going to fight pontiff sulyvahn

ds3 stuff

[delicate burrow]

😔 damn

[true ore]

what?

[delicate burrow]

Well bye

[minor ore]

what the fuck

[hard meteor]

no idea what that is but good luck

[true ore]

ill be back

[minor ore]

so hatos stand is just long heels

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[hard meteor]

pretty much

[minor ore]

tbh

[delicate burrow]

But its great

👍

[minor ore]

I’d say even survivor is a better ability

[hard meteor]

nah

[viral plume]

She can step on you from so far away

[minor ore]

or sounds like it

[delicate burrow]

Walking heart fans are the best kinds of people

[olive bobcat]

hot

[minor ore]

hot

[hard meteor]

those heels fucked up damo

[minor ore]

which is where I’m at rn

[viral plume]

Perfect for flattening me

[minor ore]

what if they took her heels off

[delicate burrow]

Damo must be into CBT If he's dating hato

[hard meteor]

decent stand honestly i wish we saw more of it

[viral plume]

To have them extend so much, she must be racking up so much sweat....her feet must be rancid

[delicate burrow]

Oh no

Stop

Now

[hard meteor]

the ability would still work cause its the heel of her foot that extends

[hard meteor]

not the shoe

[true ore]

k im back

first try

did something happen?

[delicate burrow]

Some guy is into feet

[median oxide]

tf kinda stand is just extending your heels?

[olive bobcat]

bolb, gtfo if you havent read jjl

[median oxide]

i never will

[delicate burrow]

Bolb is CRINGE

[median oxide]

no i am just too cool 4 u

[delicate burrow]

Get rekt

Noob

[true ore]

bolb lets take a poll

[median oxide]

im gonna rek ur mom

[true ore]

reply with jobin sad for yes

and another emoji for no

[viral plume]

Yasuho keeps FAKE DYING

[true ore]

is bolb cringe

[delicate burrow]

[olive bobcat]

[delicate burrow]

Sad jobn

[median oxide]

😏

[minor ore]

holy shit half of his head is gone

[hard meteor]

[olive bobcat]

haato does a little trolling

[minor ore]

:trollface:

[delicate burrow]

Jobin sad cause he has Head trauma

[true ore]

i think the consensus is that bolb you are cringe

[median oxide]

Lies

[minor ore]

ngl

[median oxide]

i am not crange

[minor ore]

jojolion will prob make jojo an R-rated anime

not only is it half porn in the beginning

[delicate burrow]

I am going to sleep so bye

[rocky charm]

R is for movies

[minor ore]

right

[hard meteor]

You mean a seinen?

[rocky charm]

TV shows are TV-MA

[delicate burrow]

🖐️

Bye

[minor ore]

it’s MA right

[hard meteor]

Cause it already is one

[rocky charm]

And I'm pretty sure Jojo is already TV-MA

[minor ore]

and then also this fucking gory

[prisma oxide]

BACK

[median oxide]

jojo is already tv ma isnt it

[hard meteor]

Or well it will be one in the next 8 years or so

[prisma oxide]

idgaf if its TVMA

[rocky charm]

Yeah because there's no gore in 4-6

[prisma oxide]

I'm watching it

And that's on period

Ew

Gen z slang

[minor ore]

it’s not as bad

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 19 !

[prisma oxide]

EEW

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hamon-jojos-bizarre-adventure-power-stance-pose-gif-17841463

[prisma oxide]

Hi caro

Sucked

[median oxide]

dio vs cat

yes

[rocky charm]

Ratt
Planet Waves
Green Day

[minor ore]

Finally got to 106

wow look it’s a prisoner with green hair

Jolyne confirmed

When is the next one?

[prisma oxide]

Caro

Caro

[hard meteor]

On the 18th

[true ore]

caro's pfp is the same animation with different pictures

[rocky charm]

yes

226 came with a great new pic, so I took it

[prisma oxide]

Hi caro

[median oxide]

why is your bio black lives matter

[rocky charm]

Bad question.

[minor ore]

I can never decide if I want my Kira pfp or my gyro pfp

[median oxide]

gyro

[rocky charm]

Kira

[minor ore]

So "go beyond" is in theory like a golden spin upgrade?

[junior coral]

No

Not as good as Golden spin probably

Golden spin is like the best you can get

[prisma oxide]

GOLDEN RATIO

[pallid flume]

I thought it was golden spin

[junior coral]

No

[hard meteor]

nah

[minor ore]

So it wouldn't beat love train?

[junior coral]

We don’t know that

But probably not

[pallid flume]

I feel like it could

[junior coral]

We really haven’t seen much else of it to say that

[pallid flume]

Well yeah

[prisma oxide]

Ig green is my dad now

[pallid flume]

But from what we know it can go through objects and doesn’t exist

[minor ore]

And it spins, i guess he needs to learn how to ride a horse now

[heavy ledge]

oh boi

[minor ore]

ok I need help

which is better

[heavy ledge]

killer queen

[minor ore]

Gyro

vote with reactions

[pallid flume]

Gyro

Kira is overrated

[prisma oxide]

KIRA AN KQ ARE.MY MAIN VILLIANS IF I WERE IN AN ANIME

[heavy ledge]

i dont need to vote you have to pay attention to me

[prisma oxide]

I think greens my fad now

[heavy ledge]

whats fads whats green

[minor ore]

so vote for him

[prisma oxide]

My fat dad

I hate him I barely known the guy smh

[junior coral]

I am not fat

[minor ore]

we need a tiebreaker

[heavy ledge]

and i have to know this because...?

[junior coral]

Very rude!

[prisma oxide]

I'm kidding

Dang your such an old man

[heavy ledge]

i am the voice of wisdom ive told you you have to choose killer queen

[minor ore]

We need the vots to be 9 16

[pallid flume]

You’re*

[prisma oxide]

Based

[minor ore]

we need a tiebreaker

[prisma oxide]

Your*

[pallid flume]

Gyro is better

[heavy ledge]

i was born in 1993 of course i am old

[prisma oxide]

I've recreated the human language

[pallid flume]

[heavy ledge]

i even tagged the wrong message

[minor ore]

no way

[median oxide]

old person

[prisma oxide]

Not you green

But ur old too ig

[junior coral]

I am old

It’s annoying

[prisma oxide]

SHUT UP OLD MAN

[minor ore]

Can time stop beat calamity?

[junior coral]

Maybe

[minor ore]

actually

[junior coral]

We don’t know

[minor ore]

first to 5 wins

[prisma oxide]

Saying idek what calamity is

No

[minor ore]

#jojolion message

[heavy ledge]

green is a baby

[prisma oxide]

He's a green baby

[minor ore]

DaGreenBaby

[minor ore]

Wat

[prisma oxide]

Idk what calamity is...

I know calamity ganon

[rocky charm]

If you don't know Calamity then you should get out of here

[junior coral]

Fr

[minor ore]

So you havent read jojolion?

[rocky charm]

Keep Pursuing it and you'll get hurt

[prisma oxide]

Sounds like disaster striking events

Saying its a calamity

[heavy ledge]

Yes he is reding but he spoiled himself

[prisma oxide]

But its araki

[junior coral]

Man

[minor ore]

Welp

[prisma oxide]

I didn't spoil myself

[junior coral]

You really did though