jojolion

[molten crane]

nah

[delicate burrow]

Cream is creamy?

Or Nut king call is creamy ;)

[fair dagger]

this guy dresses like a jojo character lmao

[minor ore]

Joshu pants are oddly reminiscent of Jolyne's due to the weird yellow things he has

[heavy ledge]

i like tall stands they cute

[fair dagger]

how

[minor ore]

.-.

[zenith blaze]

Nkc skinny

[heavy ledge]

how what

[minor ore]

2 mirrors of the same side

Haruno

[heavy ledge]

thats not the real cover dude

[minor ore]

To symbolise he's missing a half

My beloved

[delicate burrow]

haruno lmao

[fair dagger]

thats Illuso

[minor ore]

Ah....

[fair dagger]

Man in the mirror

[heavy ledge]

fuck that wasnt the pic

here

[fair dagger]

oh

its the same exact pic

[minor ore]

No

This time it's Haruno

[delicate burrow]

@molten crane|| make this a haruno proof lmao||

[minor ore]

The non-photoshopped version of the cover before it was edited by the CIA

To mirrors on the different side

They are both missing a half of eachother

[molten crane]

hmm I might i might

[kind owl]

@molten crane, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

[delicate burrow]

||This gonna be a good reason lmao, say that he appears in chapter 107 lol||

[minor ore]

Is the black rider protecting holly?

I still think its kei but if it is Ima need a reason on why she's protecting holly

[molten crane]

||yeah I want to make it so that when chapter107 drops we can get #HarunoReturns trending on twitter||

[delicate burrow]

That would be amazing >B)))

[minor ore]

Maybe keis a joestar/kira? If that's the case?

Idfk

[olive bobcat]

||aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa||

[uneven tendon]

😳

[minor ore]

Or if not a Joestar/kira

A joestar guardian

Hell maybe she's Holly's daughter

That's farfetched tho

[olive bobcat]

||MOTHERFUCKER||

[uneven tendon]

😳 😳 😳

[hard meteor]

👀

[uneven tendon]

||This dude||

||How does he know exactly what is going to happen||

[minor ore]

WTF

HOW DID BTW GO IN THE WATER

NDJDJDJF

[heavy ledge]

||i told u, its sus||

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ramiel-neon-genesis-evangelion-screaming-geometrically-anime-gif-15798134

||I know this dude got spoiled like a thousand times in the past and is now projecting it, I can feel it.||

||Ain't no other way||

Nvm kei isnt a joestar If anything she's apart of her own branch maybe

[uneven tendon]

Just keep reading Bidoof

[minor ore]

Though the fucking jotaro hatttt

[delicate burrow]

||@minor ore Maybe he reads the spoilers lmao?||

[uneven tendon]

[olive bobcat]

||nah nah nah this guy is too close to the actual thing to be going in fully blind||

[heavy ledge]

whyd ont you binge read till chapter 50 and come back

[minor ore]

k

[uneven tendon]

Good luck

[teal brook]

|| wait is Bidoof guessing everything??? lmao||

[heavy ledge]

id say 53

thats when the arc ends

[minor ore]

I don't read the spoilers btw and I only read this one cuz it was a ping

[delicate burrow]

lol

[delicate burrow]

Great

[heavy ledge]

Lol u pinged them

[delicate burrow]

yeah

Lmao

[heavy ledge]

[minor ore]

[delicate burrow]

quick guess

What would be NKC localized name?

[stray sinew]

||Caato main villain bet. Or if its not her, Tooru will use her. I think either she will fuse with him or he will fuse with her, and like whichever is the main villain will have the control over the mind||

[uneven tendon]

It already has one

[olive bobcat]

Nuts & bolts was used in eoh i think

[delicate burrow]

Ooh

[uneven tendon]

Nuts N. Bolts

[stray sinew]

Nutting Everywhere

Nvm

[delicate burrow]

Nuts and Screws ;)

[olive bobcat]

||i cant see caato as anything more than an accomplice. toorus been built up for too long||

[stray sinew]

Ehehhe

[minor ore]

I don't get how this house isn't damaged yet

[stray sinew]

||perhaps but who knows honestly||

[delicate burrow]

GUYS

HOLY DAM SOMEONE GOT HARUNOED IN SHUCKMEISTER'S VIDEO

[minor ore]

Pretty sure S&W has no localisation, right?

[delicate burrow]

[minor ore]

|| maybe tooru will use her, maybe not. But caato is not a villain. She's just not bad. She only killed once, and it was for her son. Shes just not bad, or controlling anything ||

[uneven tendon]

Exactly

[minor ore]

soft and wets localisation is soft and wet

[hard meteor]

right

[crisp vector]

||idk, shes been shrouded in mystery and she's been around for longer, it would make sense
plus wasnt she on some suspicious phone call at one point or somethin?||

[minor ore]

yeah

[minor ore]

lol || being in 4 chapters doesnt mean shes been here for longer, and there was no phone calls ||

[crisp vector]

||i just meant shes existed for longer||

[minor ore]

S&W would be so much more of a fun killer than NKC's localized name tbh.

[olive bobcat]

||caato ultimately has very little connection to the protagonist group, and its mostly through jobin. meanwhile tooru has influenced all 3 of their lives negatively in the past ||

[minor ore]

shes literally been in the story for 5 chapters tho

[stray sinew]

||we dont know how shes changed over the years though.. if shes not.tho tooru can still use her and gain some even stronger stand||

[hard meteor]

im suprised its only prince reference that didnt get chnaged

[stray sinew]

Does soft and wet have a localised name?

[minor ore]

No.

[zenith blaze]

No

[minor ore]

|| she hasnt changed, she obeyed every rule in prison and was a model inmate, shes good, and only killed once for her son ||

[stray sinew]

Tender and Moist

[hard meteor]

nope

[minor ore]

it doesnt have a localistation

[barren bough]

||but Caato certainly doesn't want to work with Gappy, she definitely sees him as a threat, why would she work woth him/the others, she'll probably help them against Tooru, then she'll try and take the plant, and then they'll fight or something idrk||

[heavy ledge]

Supple and moist

[minor ore]

S&W's romanized name is so fun to say. Sofuto Ando Wetto. Can't wait to hear it officially

[minor ore]

no :(

[stray sinew]

Like the thing josuke says yes

[barren bough]

:(

[stray sinew]

I could see Caato's character being on either side rlly

Or even a 3rd side

[barren bough]

that's what I'm thinking

definitely not a with Tooru

[stray sinew]

Would be interesting to see a 3-party clash

[barren bough]

especially not with Gappy

[stray sinew]

Unfortunately Araki must torture us monthly

[minor ore]

caato is with jobin

[stray sinew]

I cant believe i have been reading jjl caught up for about a year and theres been what... 9 or 10 chapters since

[minor ore]

if you missed that

[heavy ledge]

here https://youtu.be/p45RDn1TlDQ?t=13

[barren bough]

prepare for her death next chapter :(

[near cedar]

Or Kaato gets forcibly exchanged with Tooru thus causing her relevance to go down the toilet

[minor ore]

Fuck I really hate that EoH did so little with his quote potential

WHY DID THEY GIVE GYRO HIS SONG BUT NOT GAPPY'S

[stray sinew]

Yeah well her stand is very interesting and combined with wou could become something really strong

[hard meteor]

bruh image if she actually got the kei treatment

[uneven tendon]

Joshu loving his brother

[minor ore]

Or was that chapter not released by that time yet?

[uneven tendon]

Wholesome af

[hard meteor]

that would suck heavy

[minor ore]

that would be cool, not the best of araki but i would like to see caato fans hurt

[near cedar]

Did Gappy's song exist when EoH was made?

[stray sinew]

Probs not?

EoH was made in 2012 or something

[minor ore]

nope

[hard meteor]

i think it did

[crisp vector]

its likely it wasnt out

[minor ore]

I don't remember which chapter it was specifically, but I know EoH was made after Jobin's introduction

Or somth like that

[stray sinew]

I think part 8 had only started recently

Oh

[minor ore]

i think it released around vitamin c actually

maybe a bit before

[hard meteor]

yeah eyes of heaven came out in late 2015 in japan

[minor ore]

so yeah vitamin c

[hard meteor]

by then vitamin c started

[minor ore]

The song was in Chapter 43

Vitamin C was 45

Sorry, 47

[molten crane]

the fuck was gappy saying at 1:39

that's gotta be complete gibberish

[stray sinew]

Hm

[kind owl]

@stray sinew, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[heavy ledge]

because yesterday someone said that josuke and joshu were added when the current arc was shakedown road and the french fries song happened way after that in the doobie wah arc

[minor ore]

So they did miss the opportunity

[hard meteor]

so his song SHOULD be in the game

[minor ore]

Well now I'm just confused

[hard meteor]

smh cc2 hacks

[stray sinew]

I wonder what tune it would have

[heavy ledge]

no, shakedown road was like 1 year before the french fries song

[stray sinew]

I imagine it sounding like a disney princess song

[heavy ledge]

so they never made it

[near cedar]

Tf?

That wouldn't fit

[stray sinew]

Thats the point

[minor ore]

Vitamin C's first chapter (47) was released in September of 2015
EoH was released in December of 2015
They literally just ignored it

[stray sinew]

Dummieee

[minor ore]

sea shanty

[olive bobcat]

its just The Wellerman

[minor ore]

Day ruined

[heavy ledge]

then idk who said it was in shakedown road

[hard meteor]

they mustve been wrong

[stray sinew]

We'll hear it in the 2044 live action movie dw

[hard meteor]

but rip we never got the song we deserved

[minor ore]

Also, weren't the JJL characters released 2016?

[heavy ledge]

because ||i know that gappy asks himself if he is josefumi too and theres voice acting on that||

also ||theres an alternative josefumi skin for gappy tho it could also be josukes diu outfit too||

[minor ore]

In EoH?

I'm pretty sure he only has one, which isn't ||Josefumi||

[heavy ledge]

ive seen one idk where let me search

[minor ore]

There's a Jose skin for Jos4ke

Don't think there are any skins at all for Gap

[heavy ledge]

maybe that was the one

[minor ore]

yh there might be one for josuke but i dont think there is for hat josuke

https://youtu.be/ClHmKC5JNQM

[heavy ledge]

yea that one thats josukes then

josuke josuke

[minor ore]

wait

is shigechi supposed to be damo?

lmfao

[heavy ledge]

why

[olive bobcat]

damo is kenny g, hence the tenor saxophone on his jacket

[minor ore]

And N'Doul is Aisho

[heavy ledge]

trying to find alternate universes in jojolion sucks dont try it

[minor ore]

most rock humans have spikes on them

so no

no i was talking about the yt video

the rokakaka might be a reference to shigechi tho, since the spikes and "harvest"

[heavy ledge]

the new rokakaka doesnt have them

[minor ore]

it's titled "Josefumi Kujo and Kira Yoshikage vs Tamaki Damo and Aisho Dainenjiyama"

:(

[minor ore]

lmao

[heavy ledge]

||aisho wasnt even in the ship wreckage||

[minor ore]

yes he was?

My favourite stand, Doobie Wah

[minor ore]

you mean in || kiras first scene?||

cause || that was aisho|||

[heavy ledge]

no, in ||the pier||

||at the lovers cape||

[minor ore]

oh

yeah lol

it was the other 4

[heavy ledge]

||everyone was there but him||

[minor ore]

|| hm yeah thats kinda weird lol like why wasnt he there||

[runic adder]

||he might have been working the stadium that day||

Lol

[minor ore]

yeah

idk

wait

[delicate burrow]

||Speaking of aisho, found a pretty good artwork of aisho and yotsuyu that compared them to mista and bruno? Weird comparisson but ok||

[runic adder]

Nah I can see the comparison tbf

Yotsuyu is pretty much the only rock human we ever see display kindness to another rock human

[delicate burrow]

||here is the artwork||

[runic adder]

It’s a stretch to call it entirely kindness but it’s an act of fairness

[minor ore]

|| tsurugi mentions the stadium being important 2 times, and "having to go there with josuke", aisho works there, the twins are football dudes,and its a meetup place for rock humans, also jobin met them there wtf this might be something ||

[runic adder]

I really hope it is

[delicate burrow]

||Looks rly good but cant understand a comparisson||

[heavy ledge]

||yotsuyu is kind of a dick tho||

[delicate burrow]

yeah lmao

[runic adder]

He is but to the other rock humans?

He’s fine ig

Rock humans obviously don’t display much emotion

[heavy ledge]

||yotsuyu told tsurugi to "hand in" josuke in exchange of him telling tsurugi how to cure his curse||

[runic adder]

Yea yotsuyu could have been bluffing

[heavy ledge]

||thats why he was so desperate to lure josuke to the rock humans||

[delicate burrow]

||He's an asshole ngl, and he almost killed yasuho||

[heavy ledge]

he apologized after

[runic adder]

||Then again, how did he know bout the rock disease||

[minor ore]

|| ok but tsurugi talks about the stadium after i am a rock and doobie wah so that doesnt make sense ||

[delicate burrow]

||He did work with norisuke||

[heavy ledge]

i think ||he saw aisho going in and out with the fruit, thats why they are tailing him||

[delicate burrow]

||And he probably trusted him and told the secret||

[minor ore]

maybe

[heavy ledge]

they even ||see the transaction between an old dude, remember the dude that was almost fucking his wife and lost his eyes in exchange of being able to walk||

[heavy ledge]

xd

[delicate burrow]

amazing lmao

[minor ore]

i was about to post that

https://tenor.com/view/roka-a-bizzare-day-roblox-rokakaka-jojo-gif-18516721

[heavy ledge]

i dont think it was a secret tho

[runic adder]

True, doesn’t seem like it’s entirely common knowledge

[minor ore]

I just talked in SBR about how I don't see that Gyro scream anywhere but one youtube video lmao

[heavy ledge]

at least for close ppl

[runic adder]

Since mako knows a little bit about equivalent exchange?

[delicate burrow]

||jojolion story be like:||

||https://gfycat.com/comfortablelamebangeltiger-bandwagon-normie-4chan-movie-shrek-dank||

oh dam spoilers

[heavy ledge]

mako has money i bet she was interested in buying it at some point

[olive bobcat]

~~mfs keep stealing my memes and sending them to #jojolion ~~

[runic adder]

Lol

[delicate burrow]

WHOMSTIVE!??!

[runic adder]

Hey, this has been on my mind for a while

[olive bobcat]

i made this one

[uneven tendon]

Nice

[runic adder]

Who else besides Caato and the old man know about Johnny joestar

[delicate burrow]

Noice

[uneven tendon]

But in short, Caato will be more important, but not important overall

[heavy ledge]

everyone in morioh?

[uneven tendon]

And Tooru will stay the main villain

[heavy ledge]

like, ||he has his own statue||

[uneven tendon]

Kiras?

[runic adder]

I mean his actual story

Not his existence

[heavy ledge]

||he is a legend, or at least ..how do u say it.. a folk story?||

[runic adder]

The legend

I think Caato knows the true story

[uneven tendon]

Johnny isn't a legend, Gyro is

[runic adder]

Like, they didn’t need an explanation for why Caato knew that equivalent exchange would save jobin

[fair dagger]

Johnny statue got abandoned

[runic adder]

But then she says she’s thought about the legend of Johnny

[heavy ledge]

the man that tells josuke the story

[runic adder]

He says the story isn’t entirely true cuz it’s a folk story

[uneven tendon]

That might be dropped tbh

[runic adder]

[uneven tendon]

I wonder how the old man described Tusk Act 4 to Josuke

[minor ore]

we didnt need an explanation, because its implied that the hiashikata family obviously knows about themselves lol

[runic adder]

Exactly my point, we did not need one

[fair dagger]

he didnt

[runic adder]

That is what I said

[minor ore]

oh

i read it wrong

[runic adder]

So why then, would Caato say the line

If it wasn’t important

[heavy ledge]

||the equivalent exchange to cure the curse disease is known in the family, we dont know if she knows about the rokaka exchange and im pretty sure she does bc even joshu knew about it, its no mistery since josuke showed up||

[minor ore]

what line

[runic adder]

I remembered the legend of Johnny

Either a. It’s a hint to Johnny being a saint

[minor ore]

yeah its probably that

[runic adder]

Or b. Caato might know the true story

[uneven tendon]

I think Gyro might be a saint tbh

[runic adder]

Both are possible, even at the same time

[minor ore]

johnny is probably buried under there

[uneven tendon]

And his corpse was stolen by Tooru 17 years ago

[minor ore]

liam

:(

[uneven tendon]

And his corpse was buried at the Mamezuku's orcard

[delicate burrow]

In italy 🇮🇹

[minor ore]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

No, in Japan

[minor ore]

no

[uneven tendon]

Both Johnny and Gyro are in Japan

[minor ore]

gyro was burried

in italy

[uneven tendon]

Gyro's corpse was taken to the Zeppelis, but they left the country

[minor ore]

bruh

[uneven tendon]

And they probably noticed strange miracles happening around his corpse

[runic adder]

He was buried in Italy

[uneven tendon]

So they kept it

[minor ore]

no

they buried him in italy

hes not a saint

[delicate burrow]

Imagine gyro's family thinking they where gonna see gyro but instead got a dead corpse

[runic adder]

Yea sucks for them

[delicate burrow]

Like

[runic adder]

Do ya think Johnny is buried under the meditation tree?

[minor ore]

why dead corpse, could there have been an alive corpse

[runic adder]

Also, who told the tale of Johnny in the first place

[minor ore]

100%

[delicate burrow]

"LMAO HERE IS UR DEAD SON HAAHHAHA, SUX TO BE YALL"

[runic adder]

Would it be George?

Cuz like, who would even know the events fully

[delicate burrow]

[runic adder]

Rina wasn’t conscious

George wasn’t really conscious

[minor ore]

wait yeah lmao

nobody was around to see that

unless

like

[delicate burrow]

hear me out

[runic adder]

Caato was watching from the sidelines with popcorn

[minor ore]

someone pieced together some shit

[fair dagger]

Pillar man = Vampire + Stone man

[delicate burrow]

How poweful should johnny son be?

[minor ore]

caato lock umaine????!?

[fair dagger]

0

[runic adder]

Why would he have stand power

[runic adder]

?????!!!?!11

[fair dagger]

because he has a stand

[minor ore]

lock hurmain!!!

[minor ore]

?

[fair dagger]

*because his dad is a stand user

[runic adder]

Talking about George

[fair dagger]

Johnny's son?

[runic adder]

Yes

[fair dagger]

Yeah then George has a stand

its guaranteed since Johnny has a stand too

[runic adder]

Him having a stand isn’t really relevant

He’s dead

[fair dagger]

ik bit its like DIO

[runic adder]

Bruh what

DIO was a special case caused by the fusion

[fair dagger]

no I remember

hold on

[minor ore]

thats not how it works

jolyne had a stand user father but still needed to be pierced

[runic adder]

Yea, jotaro had a stand but jolyne wasn’t born with one

[minor ore]

thats what im saying!

[runic adder]

Yea!

[minor ore]

google, show me this guy's balls

nothings showing up

damn

[fair dagger]

yeah cause only males get automatically a stand but Trish was an Araki-forgot

Hamon Beat explained that in a youtube video

[runic adder]

If haruno can’t store piss cuz he has no balls then Caato can store it for him with her cards

[delicate burrow]

Thinking about this made me think about something: Most sons of powerfull stand users are less powerfull then their dad's (excluding the higashikatas of course)

[runic adder]

[pearl kindle]

soft and wet sounds weird

[heavy ledge]

how

[fair dagger]

welp JJL stands are kinda bizarres

[olive bobcat]

they are anime only

[fair dagger]

I hoped they were more simple like Magician Red

[runic adder]

“Araki forgot”

[heavy ledge]

anime onlies, go away

[fair dagger]

Yeah?

[kind owl]

@fair dagger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[runic adder]

He didn’t

[fair dagger]

wdym he didnt

[runic adder]

Trish was just born with a stand

[fair dagger]

...

thats not how it works

[runic adder]

That’s the explanation

It is exactly how it works

People can be born with stands

[delicate burrow]

Guy probably seen S&W and thought it be fun to post it here

[minor ore]

did you know that because giorno was gay the arrow didnt work on him, its the worthyness thing, but then he got straight and got also the the requiem

[fair dagger]

Females can obtain a stand only by arrow or the other examples showed in alternative universes

[fair dagger]

wtf is your problem

[runic adder]

What?

Since when has that been a rule

[fair dagger]

its not a rule

[runic adder]

Show me a single line in jojo saying women cannot get stands naturally

[minor ore]

yeah gay is not worthy to get the ger

[fair dagger]

Holly example

[heavy ledge]

im going to do the same

[minor ore]

But he just said it is

Didn't you see???

[runic adder]

Holly is an example of what exactly?

Dio infecting his relatives?

[delicate burrow]

Didnt jolyne get a stand by arrow tho? But trish got from daddy diavolo?

[delicate burrow]

lmao where?

[fair dagger]

yeah I said thats a thing Araki forgot about

[runic adder]

Trish could’ve just been born with it, we don’t know

[fair dagger]

just read my messages

[heavy ledge]

in the sdc channel i guess

[delicate burrow]

ok

Do it lmao >B)

[minor ore]

yeah and the worthyness carried over to sbr, if you not of worthys (gay) you die but if straight you get stand like valetin

[runic adder]

It’s not an Araki forgot because it is not a predetermined rule

[fallen lake]

Why has this chats collective braincell count gone down in the past month

[runic adder]

It’s a “rule” that you say exists

When it doesn’t

[minor ore]

?

[heavy ledge]

this chat has never had braincells

[delicate burrow]

idk joe tell me

wait

[minor ore]

does he say about the gay thing

in the vibeo

[delicate burrow]

JOE

[uneven tendon]

Hamon Beat didn't talk about the gay thing in his part 5 video

[minor ore]

bruh

that means he is worthy

good

[fair dagger]

😐

[minor ore]

he get ger

[fair dagger]

these people I swear

[minor ore]

DMQ pfp
Based redpilled chad alpha sigma

[delicate burrow]

@fallen lake is this real?

[uneven tendon]

But he also likes to talk shit about everyone and being very condescending

[minor ore]

ok but not gay so worthy

that is my thing

[fallen lake]

Idk,it was normal for a while, then people started arguing over joshu hate jobin hate and tooru hate, then people started talking about tooru pedophilia, and now its about woken not getting stands and giorno gay arrow

[minor ore]

hamon can hev ger

[junior coral]

Wish I knew

[fallen lake]

Yes

[minor ore]

Tooru what

[olive bobcat]

hamon beats WoU

[delicate burrow]

holy frikin dam

[junior coral]

Giorno gay arrow?

What?

What the hell did I miss?

[uneven tendon]

Because I joined, and for every good thing there must always be a sacrifice

[minor ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/795339421976363039/837579773538205736/image0-6-1-5.gif

[fallen lake]

Someone mentioned something about giorno not getting stabbed at first because he's gay

[junior coral]

oh that's true

[minor ore]

yeah!

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, for some reason the dude is still here

[junior coral]

whoever said that is correct

[minor ore]

i said that !

[junior coral]

Giorno IS gay

[fallen lake]

Man part 5 is gay

[uneven tendon]

Giorno isn't gay, he is just a resolve appreciator

[junior coral]

fruity ass kid has a pink suit with a heart cut out showing his pecks

[delicate burrow]

but requiem only worked cause giorno became strait

[junior coral]

yes

[delicate burrow]

B)

[junior coral]

that's what part 5 is about

[minor ore]

he was gay at first so he didnt get the reqom, butg he got streighto so he get gero

araki smart

[junior coral]

Giorno becoming straite

yea

[fallen lake]

6 is wet dreams, 7 is🏇 🐴 , 8 is gay rocks

[olive bobcat]

tf?

[minor ore]

cause, lesbians dont exist

[junior coral]

gay rocks is Steven Universe

Woah

[minor ore]

part 6 = only men

The deeply rooted philosophy of Giorno's internal struggle between his gayness and his straightness is surely a proof of the current socioeconomic and political climate & the state of society as a whole. Much to consider.

[junior coral]

Araki copied Steven Universe

[fallen lake]

Jojolion came out first

[delicate burrow]

Translation for the Uncultured: Giorno gay lmao

[runic adder]

No, just lesbian rocks

[junior coral]

Steven Universe copied Araki

[fallen lake]

They saw i am a rock and made a show about his offsprings

[minor ore]

You see, my theoury stands, diaboro tried to get ger, but he gaysexual, so he not get it

[olive bobcat]

you are a rock

[fallen lake]

I am

[kind owl]

@fallen lake, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

[fallen lake]

K

[delicate burrow]

Joe swanson = Tooru

[heavy ledge]

what the fuck are you guys even discussing rn

[minor ore]

nothing

[delicate burrow]

Joe swanson = Tooru

[runic adder]

Gayness and jojo

[uneven tendon]

But Diavolo loved Donatella

[runic adder]

It’s very weird

[minor ore]

so musta was really close to getting arrow ger, bout he is gey so he not get it

see?

[heavy ledge]

who tf is joe swanson

[fallen lake]

Eternal emptiness of a child's existential crisis

[olive bobcat]

family man

[delicate burrow]

But diavolo gay after the rissoto arch

[minor ore]

GYRO X JOHNNY GANG

[delicate burrow]

he say them ABS

[uneven tendon]

Good point

[uneven tendon]

I'm sorry, but no

Just no

[minor ore]

what

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

why not

[delicate burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

[heavy ledge]

i agree w liam for the first time in my life

[uneven tendon]

Gyro and Johnny are great, but they are just friends

[minor ore]

I know

[uneven tendon]

Shipping them is trash

[minor ore]

I'm using it to troll people

[uneven tendon]

Oh good

[fallen lake]

Good

[uneven tendon]

I knew you were based Bidoof

[heavy ledge]

i wouldnt say its trash but its the same as josuke and okuyasu

like, the bros forever

[minor ore]

Johnny x Gyro is cursed

[fallen lake]

Friendship isnt the same as gay love

Idk

Maybe we're all gay

[runic adder]

Nah bro, they’re all the same

[delicate burrow]

post it on Sbr and say that gyro is the power bottom lmao

[heavy ledge]

kirafumi on the other hand

[junior coral]

that's debatable

[runic adder]

If you even make eye contact with the same gender you are gay

[fallen lake]

He literally can't get on top ofc he's the bottom

[junior coral]

Both have been drawn with the Joestar birthmark

so idk

[runic adder]

Almost incest!

[junior coral]

it basically is lol

[delicate burrow]

yes

[minor ore]

actually once you become g*y you cant tell appart faces, that why jiorno is so aggresive

[heavy ledge]

the fact that you get mad about the birthmark makes me hornier

[true ore]

?

[minor ore]

there was never a birthmark

[true ore]

in the karera

kira

and josefumi

[minor ore]

karera is the greatest gaslighter of alll

[runic adder]

Idc about kirafumi as long as people don’t say it’s canon, just like every other ship

[heavy ledge]

here we go again

[minor ore]

Bet

[delicate burrow]

yes

[heavy ledge]

you are mad because araki says its canon

[delicate burrow]

yes

[true ore]

araki plays them off as good friends

[runic adder]

Uhh ok

[uneven tendon]

I think Kirafumi isn't a good ship, regardless of whether or not the birthmark was a mistake

[heavy ledge]

second canon ship in jojolion

[uneven tendon]

Sorry Jose

[runic adder]

What’s the first?

[uneven tendon]

But I don't agree with that ship

[heavy ledge]

i will convert you

[uneven tendon]

Josuke and Yasuho

[minor ore]

#steel-ball-run

[heavy ledge]

josuke and yasuho

[delicate burrow]

LMAO

HAHAHA

wait

[runic adder]

The kirafumi hypnosis vids are streaming into my head

[runic adder]

Ah yea

[minor ore]

convert

brrrr

[heavy ledge]

you will see they have a deep connection like the land and the sea, just give it time

[minor ore]

do it

[true ore]

honestly kirafumi isnt good

[runic adder]

I like the analogy lol

[heavy ledge]

its shakespearean love

[minor ore]

🤨

[heavy ledge]

the love in the tragedy of two souls

[heavy ledge]

merging together

to create something beautiful

[uneven tendon]

Haruno?

[runic adder]

Jesus

[minor ore]

shut

[fallen lake]

Only ships i was okay (not saying i like them just didn't mind) with were diego and hotpants, josuke and yasuho, polnareff and that lady from that episode where he became babyreff because i just want pol to be happy

[heavy ledge]

yes jesus

[minor ore]

yes

josuke is jesus afterall

[heavy ledge]

known as hat josuke

[runic adder]

Gay love created Jesus 💪

[uneven tendon]

Josuke is basically Jesus, he even performed a miracle in the recent chapter by using Go Beyond

[delicate burrow]

the only ship i want to forget is Iggy x Jotaro (dont ask)

[minor ore]

thats pretty much what happens inst it

josukes being hollys son forshadowint

[heavy ledge]

jesus christ bidoof what are u doing here

i told u to binge read till 53 and come back

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

I was here for like 10 mins

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-kitty-review-cat-dance-gif-21086436

[runic adder]

Definitely

[minor ore]

tooru kitty

[heavy ledge]

guy got fucking spoiled

[runic adder]

They even merged bodies

[minor ore]

no!!! I mean in bible

[runic adder]

Yea bidoof, leave the channel like Fr

[runic adder]

It was?

[minor ore]

no idea i made it up

[runic adder]

I thought Jesus was kinda just... there

I haven’t read le old book

[delicate burrow]

bidoof get outta here if no spoiler you want

[minor ore]

Cant.have shit in jojolion

[delicate burrow]

||https://tenor.com/view/calamity-wou-pjj-drbepr-gif-18729363||

[heavy ledge]

didnt god have sex with a pigeon and jesus came out of mary?

[minor ore]

uhhh

hm

[runic adder]

Uhhhhh

[fallen lake]

Je-sus (perform a kill moment on me for making a amomg shit pun)

[runic adder]

Jesus is a half pidgeon?

[zenith blaze]

He sus

[fallen lake]

Lisa lisa had puffy nipples in the manga art and you could see them in one pic lol

[true ore]

stop

[fallen lake]

Shall i post it

[true ore]

we dont talk about it

[zenith blaze]

Yes

[delicate burrow]

yes'nt B)

[zenith blaze]

Post!!

[delicate burrow]

no

[zenith blaze]

Damn

[delicate burrow]

why

[heavy ledge]

uh?

[delicate burrow]

Joe has been destroyed

[fallen lake]

I deleted it

[true ore]

why

[delicate burrow]

oof

[true ore]

you literally posted it

whu delete it

[fallen lake]

Post cum fear of warn

Reading parts 1-2 made me enjoy them more

[runic adder]

I think it’s allowed cuz it’s canon art

Idk

[fallen lake]

Good point

[delicate burrow]

Idk its the mods who decide

almost got striked cause posted an image of a cameo of ermes in JJL without even spoilers

[minor ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/452861591688445962/832437110899736636/image0.gif

[fallen lake]

Nothing beats ova enyaba illusion tho

[olive bobcat]

Hot

[heavy ledge]

what mods there are no mods for jjl channel

we are too powerful

[runic adder]

Pretty much

Mods don’t wanna visit this hell

[delicate burrow]

We are the mods B)

jk]

[fallen lake]

I'm mod

[heavy ledge]

kindof

[fallen lake]

I'm not mod

[hard meteor]

we run this chat

[heavy ledge]

we curate our own experience by kicking out anime onlies and preventing people from spoiling bidoof

[delicate burrow]

Cause all mods hate joshu and they scared to battle over the joshu

[hard meteor]

true

[uneven tendon]

When most of them are not even caught up

Or only heard stuff about Joshu from Reddit and YouTube

[delicate burrow]

i guess most are part 1-7 fans

[fallen lake]

Mods are inferior to our ball sack collective community

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, merge all the discussion channels to the Jojolion chanenl

[delicate burrow]

Jojolion fans are the best group in jojo ngl

[uneven tendon]

Instant improvement

[delicate burrow]

Nah man

the part 5 and 6 stans anoying lmao

[runic adder]

That’s just jojo overall tbh

[minor ore]

This channel is genuinely the best one in this server by far and is constantly motivating me to check into this server on a daily

[runic adder]

Half the chat in jojo overall is just jjl stuff

[runic adder]

[fallen lake]

The most chill and silent people in the jojo fandom are pre 2021 stone ocean fans

There were 6 of us

[runic adder]

Nah, still had some heated discussion

[delicate burrow]

Yes

[runic adder]

But yea before 2021 it was calmer by far

[uneven tendon]

Also, am I wrong for not really caring about part 6 and considering it like the 3rd weakest?

[fallen lake]

Same tbh

[runic adder]

No, everyone has an opinion

[heavy ledge]

are more people reading stone ocean after the confirmation?

[kind owl]

@heavy ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 20 !

[uneven tendon]

Like I don't get why so many people treat it like it's one of the best parts

[runic adder]

Maybe less tbh

[delicate burrow]

Meh, i mean. If not for c-moon, id probably say that part 6 is my least fav

[fallen lake]

It's my 2nd fav but it's definitely flawed, but then again p5 was considered the worst pre anime so we'll just have to wait and see

[runic adder]

Some people aren’t gonna read it and are just gonna wait for the anime

[uneven tendon]

I think both part 5 and 6 are very flawed, though I like both

[runic adder]

So I would say rn reading is high but also not a ton

[heavy ledge]

i need to finish reading stone ocean

[uneven tendon]

Araki was depressed at the time of writing those, iirc

[delicate burrow]

Hate goddam stans tho, there are so many of them

[uneven tendon]

True

[runic adder]

He was depressed during part 5, idk about part 6

[fallen lake]

Kill me but i didn't enjoy part 2 much outside of some joseph moments and stroheim

[minor ore]

I think the anime exclusive people are just checking on things like fanmade stuff on YouTube (which is nice either way, since it gets more recognition that way) rather than read the actual material.

[uneven tendon]

The main reason part 5 isn't one of my favs is because both Gold Experience and King Crimson, the 2 main Stands of the part, are not that consistent

[fallen lake]

I like the part 1 manga a lot more than the anime

[delicate burrow]

3, 5 and 6 suffer tho fandom issues and 6 isnt even anime

[uneven tendon]

And GER I straight up dislike

[runic adder]

Same, I have the physical and it’s so good

The style is trash compared to part 8 but it has charm

[hard meteor]

same i prefer part 1 in the manga

[delicate burrow]

I really like the style

[uneven tendon]

I'd argue part 2 is also better in the anime

Though the differences are minor in comparison to other parts

[fallen lake]

Yeah and the part 3 manga had jotaro smile and express emotions a lot more

[uneven tendon]

But part 3 also has a lot of nice additions

[fallen lake]

Just visually

[uneven tendon]

Like an additional use of Star Finger, or Jotaro talking with Suzy Q

But the anime also doesn't tell us that Jotaro's favorite food is his mom's cooking

[hard meteor]

ye i liked how expressive jotaro and sp were in the manga

[fallen lake]

The Suzie q phone call made me so happy idk why

[uneven tendon]

I think more people should read Jotaro's bio page, because of how it also explains it personality

Would've prevented a lot of mischaracterizations

[fallen lake]

Post part 3 ptsd

[runic adder]

I think if jotaro needs a bio page for his character to be seen, he’s not that great of a character

If it’s not shown properly in the manga

[fallen lake]

Its shown in the manga but people often overlook things, like the fact that people misinterpret stuff because of speed reading and general fan influe

Nce

[near cedar]

That's not Liam's point

[runic adder]

Ah I see

[fallen lake]

It's how analyzing stuff makes it a lot better, or how theories become semi canon in some people's minds, or how fan influence changes the views of many

[near cedar]

The point is people say Jotaro has no emotion, I can tell a stoic when I see one, some people can't, hence why them reading that would dispel "Jotaro has no emotion"

[minor ore]

OMG KEI WAS BTW's user

[hard meteor]

[minor ore]

Ight IMA go now

[uneven tendon]

I like how this conversation is a lot more normal in comparison to #jojo-overall-discussion

[minor ore]

Just needed to say that

[near cedar]

Also a bunch of others have character pages

[fallen lake]

Bidoof leave and read

[uneven tendon]

My biggest disappointment is that according to Bruno's bio page, he doesn't like apples

[minor ore]

Did you not just hear me-_-

[uneven tendon]

And that Narancia doesn't watch TV or movies

[fallen lake]

Who doesn't like apples

[uneven tendon]

I did hear

You were correct when you predicted that

[minor ore]

#jojolion is essentially #true-overall-discussion that you unlock as a reward for completing the manga

[near cedar]

Apples are gud thooo

[uneven tendon]

Exactly

[near cedar]

THE FUCK

[uneven tendon]

I expected better from one of the top 10 Jojo characters

[fallen lake]

But bruno likes pizza, sadly a scene with him eating pizza doesn't exist in the anime

[minor ore]

Same, the manga for Phantom Blood is a lot better than the anime version for me.

[near cedar]

He doesn't!?

Narancia doesn't watch TV and movies !?

[sinful bramble]

Apparently Joseph likes Fried Chicken, and fried chicken ≠ large fries

[uneven tendon]

Remember when Jonathan ate an entire chocolate bar after he was bullied by Dio?

[near cedar]

I'm shook

[near cedar]

I liked that

[minor ore]

WHAT THE FUCK NARANCIA

[fallen lake]

Jojo characters eating is fun idk why

[uneven tendon]

I still kind of wish the bio pages stuck around tbh

[minor ore]

yh me too

[runic adder]

wtf does narancia do all day, the kid doesnt even go to school

and he doesnt watch tv

[uneven tendon]

It would've been nice for characters like Tooru or Jobin

[runic adder]

i mean, we sort of had the stand bio?

[minor ore]

that way we would get the whole "arguing over religion" thing just thrown out the window

[runic adder]

but that doesnt count

[fallen lake]

Tooru listened to music so soundorgasm food

[minor ore]

ngl #jojolion is just #jojo-overall-discussion without a cooldown

[near cedar]

Tooru likes: burgers, apples
Hates: humans

[uneven tendon]

Compared to the chad Mista, who beat up people who disrespected Clint Eastwood

[uneven tendon]

Well he does like Yasuho, though he still cares more about the New Locacaca than her

[runic adder]

[runic adder]

also likes: listening to music

[near cedar]

I should read part 5 lmao

[minor ore]

Tooru is the only character in the series who is shown listening to the music his stand references, therefore he is chad

[uneven tendon]

I don't think Tooru is as anti-human as people like Urban or Damo

[uneven tendon]

And that also makes him the best villain

[runic adder]

crazy train truthers prevail

[near cedar]

ik it was a joke

[runic adder]

hes not dead

oh didnt watch it

nvm

[uneven tendon]

The Ernest dude doesn't actually look like that, but I'm glad he didn't die

[fallen lake]

Stop acting like part 1 haters

[runic adder]

haha

[runic adder]

check his twitter, its his actual body

[minor ore]

there are actually quite a lot of people who dont know Ticket To Ride is Lucy's stand

His body looks like that, but not his face.

[near cedar]

There are?

[minor ore]

Not you

[uneven tendon]

Technically Ticket To Ride is Jesus' Stand

Not Lucy's

[runic adder]

no its lucys stand, granted to lucy by the corpse

[minor ore]

apparantly

[zenith blaze]

Ticket to ride? More like nerfed wou

[fallen lake]

Let's hope no one buys a ticket to ride her

[runic adder]

the resemblance is uncanny for wou and ticket to ride

methinks tooru is connected to the corpse somehow

[minor ore]

[runic adder]

or its just reusing ideas

[minor ore]

SHE'S 14

[uneven tendon]

14

[sudden nymph]

Resemblance means looks.....

[fallen lake]

Exactly, let's hope no one buys it

[zenith blaze]

Valentine would buy it

[minor ore]

Okay @heavy ledge I'm on the lemon and tangerines chapter

[runic adder]

i dont care

[fallen lake]

He kinda did

[runic adder]

ou know what i mean

[fallen lake]

But got scammed

[runic adder]

you are gonna be surprised

[sudden nymph]

True

[heavy ledge]

good but actually u gotta read until 53

[minor ore]

I already know that that's his sister

Its fairly obvious

She has the mark

[runic adder]

[uneven tendon]

Which you predicted

[minor ore]

And is Holly's daughter

[runic adder]

||technically half-suster||

[minor ore]

Kira is probably the real brother

[uneven tendon]

||Considering he has 95% of his DNA, not really||

[fallen lake]

Jojolion fans arter catching valentine

Why did I say

Valentine

[runic adder]

||hes only half of kira, thats how the exchange works||

[minor ore]

But when they split

[fallen lake]

I meant tooru

[minor ore]

Boom

This

[runic adder]

||95% of his body is not kira||

[uneven tendon]

||It's that of a wasp queen||

[runic adder]

[uneven tendon]

||Josuke is a rock human, and he also came out of the ground||

[minor ore]

Why do officers have the same hat as kei

[winter spade]

||The good kind of rock human||

[minor ore]

Does she work for the officers

[uneven tendon]

Because she's awesome

[minor ore]

Looking for justice

[winter spade]

I assume her hat is a reference to jotaro’s hat but idk

[minor ore]

For something

[winter spade]

It’s just a hat really

[hard meteor]

its just a regular hat

[uneven tendon]

||I wish we got good rock humans in Jojolion tbh||

[runic adder]

it probably is

[minor ore]

Oh

[fallen lake]

||at the beginning he was rock hard after yasuho touched him so its a dead giveaway||

[runic adder]

||aisho was kinda clumsy, hes still bad||

[uneven tendon]

||Now that they're probably gone from the story after Tooru finally dies, it's a bit of a shame that an entire race were just evil||

[runic adder]

||and they're like pillar men, some are honorable but most are just evil||

||tooru is kind of good, he defended josuke for some reason||

ikr same

all i knew about was ||wonder of you and tooru||

[runic adder]

||happened before in jojo lol||

||several times||

[uneven tendon]

||Especially since Bidoof is predicting half the plot||

||He knew Kei is Holly's daughter and the user of Born This Way and that Josuke is a fusion before even getting to that point in the story||

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[fallen lake]

Bidoof don't click on anything

[minor ore]

JJL is ironically the only Part I have never been spoiled for, despite it being still ongoing.

The only remote thing I ever got to a spoiler is the design for S&W.

[uneven tendon]

The only parts I weren't spoiled for were 1 and 2

After that, spoiled for almost everything

[runic adder]

its such a good twist

predictable tbh but a really good one

[fallen lake]

I read stone ocean with only 1 spoiler and that was "hot dead kidnap obsessed girl and hot kiss"

[runic adder]

that is...fun

[minor ore]

I was spoiled for pretty much the entire ending of SO.

Which is probably one of the easier spoilers you can get in this fandom, I see it the most often

[fallen lake]

Yo yo ma gay

[runic adder]

ohhh definitely

[minor ore]

I also got spoiled for Gyro's death and gjgjgjgfiigjgnfnreleprpepppppplll

[runic adder]

oof

same

[hard meteor]

rip

[runic adder]

i saw it coming cuz zeppeli

[fallen lake]

Caesars death but 100x sadder

[runic adder]

still stung even with several spoilers about it

[minor ore]

Honestly, I was pretty hopeful even if he was a Zeppeli

Before I started SBR, I fully knew who Gyro was (on the basic surface at least), but never knew his last name

So that was a pretty fun reveal to experience

[runic adder]

haha

[fallen lake]

Non jojolion fans talking about joshu after seeing him

[uneven tendon]

Actually, why didn't Gyro want people to know his name was Julius Caesar?

I forgot the reason

[fallen lake]

Joshu hot tho

[heavy ledge]

gyro sounds cooler

[uneven tendon]

Gyroscope isn't as cool as the best emperor

[fallen lake]

The world reveal made me shit myself

[minor ore]

Was there one?

I assume it's somehow tied to him just wanting to move on from his past or smth

[fallen lake]

Techically part 8 is the only part where nothing is connected to/with dio

[uneven tendon]

Not true

We saw Dio in part 8

Back in chapter 99

[minor ore]

Diego Jr.

[olive bobcat]

Tooru Brando is real

[uneven tendon]

The main villain is Tooru

[fallen lake]

Yes but he didn't interact with the story

[uneven tendon]

[uneven tendon]

Nah, he's Tooru Polnareff

[minor ore]

Za Warudo Diego did Johnny's mom before dying, that's the big reveal in Ch 107

[fallen lake]

Scary monsters diego was literally a side protagonist while The World diego is more like an antagonist

A late antagonist

[uneven tendon]

Alt Diego kinda sucked

[hard meteor]

wasnt the biggest fan of him

[delicate burrow]

And they had a daughter... DORA

[uneven tendon]

But seeing THE WORLD again was noce

[hard meteor]

just came in the last 5 chapters and died

[fallen lake]

All my brothers love dinodiego

[hard meteor]

amen

dino diego was peak 🙏

[uneven tendon]

But at least we got closure to Lucy's character thanks to alt Diego

[fallen lake]

If someone disagrees with the majestic dinodiego I'll hereby pronounce you a sister

[delicate burrow]

is this their favorite show?

[winter spade]

Honestly I absolutely love alt world Diego

[uneven tendon]

Maybe we'll get even more Lucy scenes, now that she appeared in both chapter 22 and 99

[fallen lake]

[winter spade]

Because I just imagine that fate itself wouldn’t allow Johnny to win the race and the sheer dio-ness of alt world Diego brought him into this one just to spite Johnny

[uneven tendon]

Diego didn't have that much against Johnny though, Johnny hated him because he constantly beat him

[delicate burrow]

we talking about the Ass-🅱️ -🏴‍☠️ in jojolion now?

[runic adder]

diego just hates all humans

[fallen lake]

What if valentine planned on killing alt diego later so he already brought a third diego into the universe forgetting about the diego corpse, and that third diego had a child with a rock human or something

Joke obviously

[runic adder]

there are already 3 diegos

from love train

[fallen lake]

Ok fourth

[runic adder]

so it would be the fourth diego of the part

[uneven tendon]

Considering there's only one Jesus corpse in the multiverse, and Diego kept Scary Monsters thanks to the left eye, that's unlikely

[minor ore]

Wait, 3 Diegos?

What's the second

[runic adder]

he didnt lose scary monsters when he lost the eye tho

right?

[hard meteor]

the one in love train

[delicate burrow]

yo mama lmao

[primal lintel]

i am so confused wtf is going on

[runic adder]

valentine brought hot pants and diego back in love train

[winter spade]

The eye itself allowed him to keep ferdinands transformation

[uneven tendon]

Because he mastered the ability to the point that he didn't need the corpse part anymore

[runic adder]

yea

[uneven tendon]

Like how Johnny could freely use Tusk after he gained Act 3

My biggest issue with the Jesus corpse is that aspects like the Guardians were pretty undercooked

[runic adder]

yea guardians did nothing really

[hard meteor]

its also never explained why the spine could teleport

[winter spade]

Sugar mountain was cool

[uneven tendon]

Except Tusk

[winter spade]

That’s about it

I mean we see the guardian of the head for a single panel like what?

[uneven tendon]

I also think they were too vague about saints

"They are holy people, and their corpses can do miracles"

[winter spade]

I mean

It’s intentionally unexplainable

[runic adder]

not until part 9, we need the parallels

[delicate burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/809222055307247617.gif?v=1 sbr chennal now

[uneven tendon]

Johnny wasn't holy, but he is probably a saint

[winter spade]

Why can they do miracles? Who knows that’s why we call them miracles

[runic adder]

gyro, is this...the infinite rotation?

[delicate burrow]

yes

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dark-knight-heath-ledger-joker-explode-explosion-gif-5089719

wonder of u

[uneven tendon]

And I don't know if him sacrificing himself is fully a redeeming moment, since the reason George 3 got the rock disease was BECAUSE of Johnny

[delicate burrow]

joshu

[uneven tendon]

How WoU wanted to walk out of the hospital

[minor ore]

no thats him after he regenerates with caato

[runic adder]

he still cured the rock disease on the joestar side

[uneven tendon]

But in actuality:

[delicate burrow]

HE BE THINKIN THO

[winter spade]

Can I say how satisfying it is to focus on the damage that both Tooru and WoU take?

[uneven tendon]

I still wonder how Rina got the rock disease, considering she was a 2nd daughter

[winter spade]

It really makes both locations in the battle seem like part of a greater whole

[uneven tendon]

I wonder how the Stand looks now that it was hit twice

[heavy ledge]

no talk me im angy

[hard meteor]

wonder if we'll ever get to see johnnys daughter

[runic adder]

caato

[minor ore]

WoU is so oddly memeble

[runic adder]

its a terrifying stand but fantastic memes

[minor ore]

cause hes the best mv stand!

[uneven tendon]

Classic Tooru, being antisocial

[minor ore]

sorry, minor villain