#jojolion
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Maybe just calamity
Endless Calamity is a cool name
Oh
@minor ore Its possible it attacks you if you've seen it and you believe it will attack you
Look it up
Then it fits
JJL fans suck lmao who reads that
Not really
The guy killed himself
Im pretty sure the "pursuit" is extremely vague
He had no intentions of pursuing HD
That man believed it would attack him as a form of karma
like the subtlest unconscious interest of pursuing him triggers the ability
Pretty sure he just wanted to murder everyone
Murderous intentions trigger it
And gappy's been slaughtering a whole race
LMAO
EVERYONE FORGOT BOUT THAT
He is in his right to do so
They want his fruit
There's probably millions more rock humans who cares
Yup, but it's still not good karma
I love the idea of HD being karma personified as a stand
This is why i love mamezuku holy shit
Still cant rule out Akefu being a product of Paper Moon King Crimson 🙏
@minor ore seems too vague of an idea
Swe do you justforget that everyone is giving their own opinion on the Head Doctor
Man: kills himself
Mamezuku: GOOD
@minor ore he did murder children
Bruh did u read the manga?
Yeah?
That dude killed children in a bus stop
Not even 2 chapters ago Mitsuba was giving her own theory on Akefu
There’s a reason he had his phone and the knife he used to kill them
Then I forgot lmao
Rai and Jousuke coming up with their own doesnt hold any more or less merit
Lemme search for u
Just keep in mind that we still in the dark
They all unanimously agreed on him being a stand
Seems like araki wants to clear confusion
Besides, mamezuku is a 900iq genius
Mamezuku been the man behind the slaughter
Im not so sure about that
EDGY 100
This
The man behind the slaughter was his cell mate...
@atomic shoal dont use slurs
Amazing chapter
THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
dont avoid slur censors either
The man behind the calamity
Is the HD
@old marlin fellas is a word
You know what youre trying to do
Hda to delete
can you not post gifs in this server
@novel igloo you can’t advertise
Its advertisin yeah
ye not my server
Even if you didnt know
Cant wait for Daiya to just not be blind anymore
@minor ore he put a lamborghini in a tree
@atomic shoal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
🥱
not wrong
who else waiting for joshu redemption arc
Not a soul
@novel igloo he did help yasuho
ke spelling mistake LMFAO
So he should deserve an arc
LMAO WHEN JOBIN WAS KICKING THE PHONE
it already happened he helped save yasuho
I CRIED
Thats all he deserves tbh
@minor ore pussy didn’t even attack jobin
i think joshu is a victim of pretty bad writing
HE LOOKED LIKE AN ANGRY SIM
@minor ore i just played Runaway on my Keyboard just for you
how much of a degenerate he is is rly inconsistent
HAH
@minor ore he killed his DAD
spellin mistale
okay
Yo ma-
Also, norsiuke not dead :)
Yeah
would you attack your brother after he just used a flamethrower on your dad
Jobin would obliterate him lmao
Yes
Jobin knew man
ofc not
so if stands are like assholes
Iloveu haku
and jobin has the best stand
Jobin just knocked norisuke out
jobin has the best asshole
So I’m guessing the next chapter will be Josuke or Jobin vs Head Doctor either way I can’t wait
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 38 !
Norisuke has the best Asshole
ill never forgot norisuke comparing stands to assholes

His stand is the best and its shown the least
rip
fuckin sin
Bruh-
WRONG
one of the best in the whole series imo
King Nothing is so cool i cant fucking stressthis shit enough
#GladLad
LMAO
what ya gonna do huh
the way HD phases in and out of objects is amazing
cry
me, i dare you...
Im NOT mad 😠
what is a jojo lion?
Im NOT sad 😟
BUT HE HAS TO DIE
eh
@glacial marten Holy Jojo
@minor ore thoughts on Tsurugi's new stand being called Smuckers?
is tooru in this chapter?
@brave topaz, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
Like sharpeh
you guys think english speed king gets called speed man
@novel igloo, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
cuz i got my eye on him
@minor ore Fuck them kids
Seed king
Read the Chapter bro
Speed emperor lmao
Im the Seed king
@minor ore thoughts on Tsurugi's new stand being called Smuckers?
@old marlin what does this mean
ah yes
Provided to YouTube by Sony Music Entertainment
SMUCKERS · Tyler, The Creator · Lil Wayne · Kanye West
Cherry Bomb
℗ 2015 Odd Future LLC
Released on: 2015-04-13
Associated Performer: Tyler, The Creator feat. Lil Wayne and Kanye West
Composer, Lyricist, Recording Enginee...
i sign
I-
RICHER THAN BLACK PEOPLE WITH WHITEKIDSSSSS
why u advertising bro
Lmao-
top 10 tyler the creator facts
SCARIER THAN BLACK PEOPLE WITH IDEAAAAAAS
TALK TO EM YEEZY PLEASSEEE
- tyler the creator was responsible for the crack epidemic in the 80's
This
ah yes
im sorry i derailed the chat
he was born in 1991 LUL
Tsurugi new stand is Super Rich Kids
I FUCLING KNEW IT
LETS THESE MFERS KNOW
HD IS A STAND
Hey Orka
ITS TOORU
@minor ore no! It has to have "king" in the name!
surafd is here
ITS FUCKING TOORU
Yeah I am here hello
The stand is USING the Head Docctor's image
oh shit
Im pretty sure tooru is the HD
ima read the chapter idk what im doing here
the old man is just what the stand uses
NOW IM 100% CERYAIN ITS TOORU
i feel like the whole "WOAH HES 89 YEARS OLD" thing was so that when its revealed its actually a stand
I want to see... MORE JOBIN X MITSUBA MOMENTS
araki thinks the audience will be like
WHOS WITH ME
WHAT NO WAY
or the twist is that tooru is actually just some random and he never had any ill intent
JOBIN IS LITTERALY THE BEST HUSBAND AND FATHER IN ALL OF JOJO
Norisuke's probably a better dad
Nah lmao
Jobin x Mitsuba is a trash ship
a good husband knows when to kill his dad
UR OPINIONS ARE MAD TRASH
they are ma-oh I get it
She dont get it
Im pretty sure jobin is one of the only decent dads in jojo

Mike you gotta stop pinning mediocre messages!
a good king knows when to be a good king
redeemed somewhat
YOU DONT KNOW SHIT SURAFD
LMAO
Smh Mike
Sometimes mfers in here are funny
😡
CX already unpinned the thing you pinned in #stone-ocean
plz
Although that quote was pretty good
CX is a coward
Mitsuba x Jobin forever
Idek who Jobin is
jobin is a shitty husband
the tiniest amount of power has gone to ur head
change my mind
Mitsuba x Jobin forever
@kind sun POGGERS
Main villain of JoJolion
@brave topaz I was able to pin BEFORE i got femboy hunter role
husbando?
fucking weeb
Jobin is a breadwinner for sure
I SAID NO WEEB SHIT INTENDED
wait who the fuck said jobin is the best dad
u watch those chineese cartoons
fruitwinner?
nerd
johnny best dad
Someone idfk
George was a pretty good dad unironically
okay guys
he married literally the prettiest woman in all of jojolion
i pretend like i know
Young Jonathan was a puss
shot his OWN son in the head
i have to admit something
to save his son
You just said Mitsuba is the prettiest woman like Yasuho dont exist...
who the fuck shot johnny
Himself
Valentine
YASUHO LOOKS LIKE ILLUSO WITH PINK HAIR
u see
it was giorno
And literally everyone who could have shot him
The real Johnny was shot by Valentine, pretty sure
WHY WOULD YOU STAN PINK ILLUSO
I shot him
i thought the whole point of the reveal is that everyone shot him
You are so wrong Sharpeh please never type again
he got shot like 50 fucking times
valentine used his stand to make everyone shoot him
Ahhh gun pfp ahh
Yeah but alt Johnnys also got shot
BITCH U KNOW IM RIGHT 💅
ppewpepwpewppewpepw
And Im talking about the base world one
You are WRONG
@old marlin
RIGHT**
Wtf what did i do
idk that whole section is kind of done
OOPS
Dont shoot me :L
Too late man
Youre cruel

sorry mike this is to protect the family
so does golden experience
HAH
i-
MERAARYARYAAA

wtf kind of stand cry bruh
MERARYARYARYARYA
what the fuck does that even mean dog
George was a shit dad
its an onomatopoeia
He didnt notice Dios shit
George was a good dad fuck you
If jobin is going to heaven
he's just saying "Fireireiiiiiire"
mfer soundin like a pirate
He will meet his rock bros
yaryaryar
yaryar binks
Hd is the sheer heart attack of this part
cant wait for the seven page useless useless useless
@brave topaz, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
Kinda
Actually
cuz saying useless would sound stupid
yeah ik
saying it like Fireyayayayayayayaya
they did in season 1
would be kinda cool!
part*
!!!!!!!!(?)
SEASON 1 I-
im sorry
@novel igloo, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !
(????)
GUYS
God damnit
Glad
Recommend me good role colour
HD IS HIDEOUS
Idk any good ones all i use are the purple ones
An unstopable automatic stand
WHO USES A CANE IN 2020
In which Jonathan learns the shocking truth that a monkey could never fight a ma- err, a lion.
me
cant wait for the seven page useless useless useless
they say muda
The villain behind it is eating lunch
LOL
The man behind the old ass man lmfao
that sounds
so bad
bruh i cant believe
they called that shit
fuckin zipper man
how u gonna do that shit
lunar purple @minor ore
lets see if it’ll be interesting the 10000th time
@old marlin But its barely visible
this aint too bad
IT IS BAD
I swear mfers were annoying when they kept saying "Zipperman makes sense doe!"
U CAN HARDLY HEAR IT
like it will never work
listen i expected a lot worse
Its barely visible, that means i wont see your name in chat?
other than maybe ora
Lets fuckin GOOO
Muda kinda works if you dont thin about it
Just thinking about it as a sound
I wouldn't
that sounds awesome
no you wouldn’t because then you’d complain about it not being like the japanese voice actors
@minor ore true
I wish Bobby Schmurda voiced Giorno
the 2nd one is better than the japanese version lol
I'm waiting to hear Anasui say his famous Mickey line..
hell fuckin no
hell freaking yes
that shit sucks
Welcome to the crippled gang
that whole arc will get rekt
shit sounds like a dbz op
Traitor's Requiem>Uragirimono no Requiem bro
Straight Spine Mafia!
I have never heard a dbz op
@old marlin you didnt achieve funny
or they can just say fuck a copyright
KIDS BOP
here’s my biggest issue with all this, folks be bitching about them using different stand names n shit but ik for damn sure y’all would still not watch it even if they did use the normal names
@kind sun I thought it would be funny if i cracked my back
Thats true Haku cuz they do
Its not
but why the fuck did they call that shit zipper man
because copyright
like they couldve done anything else
What else
Localized jojo names are shit
its a man with zipper powers need i say more?
Like they are so uncreative
zippy fingers
Glue Hands!!!
OK lemme change my pfp so I can find a matching colour
Rip Sharpay pfp
They shouldve called Gold Experience Goldne Experience
And rename Metallica into Magnetica
Au
fuck
Its Au
They shouldve called Gold Experience Goldne Experience
Ag is argentum and Au is aurum in latin
top 8 jojos but only use jojo
fair enough
- Jojo
jojo
dragons dream
alessi fight
id say tie between dragons dream and snail shit
the snail shit was so fucking stupid
i literally despise that arc
NO
it was
IT WAS GOOD
1.Jojo
2.Jojo
3.GioGio
4.Jojo
5.Jojo
6.Jojo
7.Jojo
8.Jojo
HEAVY WEATHER WAS AMAZING
Move to #jojo-overall-discussion with this
But Weathers last battle waa good
OK btw
kk
Dont put this in jojolion people get pissy
sounds like ur getting pissy
What chapter is that
new 12
killed off too soon never got to see his full potential smh
Willem afton
idk maybe he could have started killing teens
willem moment
u dont know he peaked
i cant wait for a theory made in 5 years about whether or not this gy was a stand user
Wewlliam
where is that lad
He got banned
5 years? its already up on youtube
fr
dont underestimate us jojo fans
we dont even read
The best damn person in existence...
we just assume shit
kars had a stand
Did luca have a stand?!?!?!??!/?
the pioneer behind king crimson vs the world debates
@minor ore thoughts on wewlads??
his stand was his leaky eye
true
But HOW DOES KC WORK LMAO YOU CANT ERASE TIME 
Youre nasty
ban her
KC isnt complicated its just inconsistent throughout the part
stando da
change my mind
@brave topaz, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !
YOure so right Lerd
It is inconsistent
yes i am enlightened
But no one gives a shit TBH lmao
The only thing i didnt understand completely in jojo is d4c arc
KC was ez af to understand
Tbfh i aint even read jojo why should i care
60% of the main character stands are inconsistent
Dont speak facts near me
Crazy diamond is crazy consistent
Tbfh i aint even read jojo why should i care
this
Yeah
I never miss Haku
okay is yorknew kurapika stronger than chimera ant gon and killua
lease go back to being called Haku i will never say Matt
togashi don’t give a shit dawg he just rolling in money
Yes
lol
He is stronger
Yorknew
thanks for not saying Yorkshin

we needa relate this somehow

no its related to jojolion if u really think about it
Hxh is inspired by jojo!
So it is jojo!
jojo is an anime
Jojo🦁
hxh is an anime
everything is a jojo reference
???
BRUH 
the relation is with how togashi fails to deliver meanwhile araki is still in his prime delivering banger chapters
breathing is a godamn jojos reference
@minor ore What the fuck is that
@novel igloo i don't see it because i can't see you
Why does it have REAL EYES
arakis not a goat hes a vampire
Araki be like 🐐
Pitou be like 🐱
watch it bud
Please we need to follow rules!
ohh there it is
@minor ore why do you have a pic of my wife
pitou had a stand
What the fuck
Araki G.O.A.T? @minor ore
Pitou actually had a stand
She did actually
true
legit
Teripischora or some shot
she had 2 stands
:truetrue: moment
Shit
Stop!!!!
it
doctor blythe too
w/e
she had two
This doesnt happen in Jojolion!
Nobody has a stand in Jojolion...
it did
Yeah dr blythe
yeah
who do u think healed josuke
komomuras bankai is just a stand
Emitter Enhancer
Orahancer 🤣
It has been please no more
would gon have star platinum as stand? or the world ??? theory/?
rip zoske
pokemon are stands change my mind
Pokemon are POCKET MONSTERSADKHJAKAFDSKGSDH
GON IS THE HEAD DOCTOR HE'S HIS OWN STAND
MY PP IS GYARADOS
how long is timestop?
5 yrs
tf

3 seconds in Stone Ocean
then gon
is gone XDDD
Jotaro is head doctor
Theory
okay get this
gons a hunter
bruh if jotaro never missed with that spear
@novel igloo, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
TALK TO EM
it wouldve all been fine
Jobin ugly as shit boy lmfao
GUYS THIS IS CRAZY BUT
WHAT IF JOTARO NEVER HAD SEX????
HE LIKES DOLPHINS AHAHAHA
so jolyne is not a joestar 😔
hunter x hunter
We have to trend bak to Jojolion i swear
thats
he belongs in a shallow grave
BRO
like exactly what i was trying to say
WHAT IS JOJOLION JUST TAKES PLACE
STOP
I wish i looked like Jousuke imagine
fuckin geek
BAY IM BLOCKING YOU
Id pull Yasuho...
But i love jobin! @minor ore
jobin got his scars from his own stag beetles
Okay thats too much
change my mind
Dont get into that
FAT ASS
Jobin x stag beetles best shup
I like to think that actually
Ship
let’s metion kato’s ass tho
jobin x bus best ship
jesus
Jobin got his scars from some menial shit
@minor ore mitsuba is a THOT
Kaato* huney 💅
wait kato could literally fuck up jobin
jojolion got some serious babes
Any female related to higashikata household is a THOT
this will be an actual araki forgot she’s just gone
Never
pop quiz
What about miss nijimura
how many dogs have survived in jojos
0
We finally got a sexy female jotaro
Iwasuke survived
And she's gone
Jobin: Wanna know how I got these scars?
a whole bunch if you count the entire world's population of dogs
Iwasuke is kinda cute
IWasuke is HD
Im waiting for jobin to say that we live in a society
Haato best girl dont even try to @ me
Jobin is traumatised
in 1 of his speeches
police bro
She looks like Alexis Texas
kyo, karera, and kaato all vanished without a trace
damaged
@minor ore Ko Kyo Kae
LMAO
Jobin's past was fucked up
Imagine being bullied to get no no pics of your mom fucking hell
Jobin: Wanna know how I got these scarbin: Wa
a know how I got these sc?s?Jobi how I goese srs?Jobin: a knw Jobin: Wanna know how I got these scars? I got these ss?
Lol
what
And then almost being burned alive lmao
Being burned is chill idc about that
@lethal tundra ikr? i wouldnt need to be bullied to do some shit like that
What
DELTE
She looks like Alexis Texas
@old marlin im not gonna explain why she’s bad but just know she is TRASH
DELETE
Zipperman kinda speakin facts tho
Explain in the GC hoe
@novel igloo BRUH
xd
BRUUUUH
Wasnt even funny
thanks
This channel is cursed anyone wanna talk about cursed horse from berserk?
it kinda was tho
Yeah i love horse berserk!!!! Epic scene
before this channel gets purged
So do you think Norisuke actually died? Or is he still alive? Will he die?
It made me Jobin: Wanna know how I got these scarbin: Wa
a know how I got these sc?s?Jobi how I goese srs?Jobin: a knw Jobin: Wanna know how I got these scars? I got these ss?
what
What
Dude i read that panel yesterday and i kid you not it made me laugh hysterically
I dont want norisuke to die 😭
I love old jousuke
how many dogs have been eaten in jojos?
@thorn pier norisuke 100% alive
all of them
Joubin vs joushu when
Maybe he'll die though, who knows.
Imagine saying jousuke and not josuke
Jobin says he's gonna be okay
ITS JOBIN NOT JOUBIN
I knew someone would say that
imagine saying josuke and not gappy
imagine saying gappy and not j8suke
He knocked yasuho out in blue hawaii
@minor ore next you will say its not giourno
He can incapacitate people
it's actually joushuu, his last syllable has an extended sound
@lethal tundra it's fine I hate joshu
DONT CARE DIDNT ASK
JOSHU FOR LIFE
Plus you're white
AYY
joshu best boy
Joshu irrelevant
Joshu is hot.
which 1
Mamezuku is where it's at now
@minor ore joshu is nice :(
If only Joshu grows hair on the sides of his head he will be stanned by kpop stans
Nah
Side hairs are nasty as shit
hunty
EW WH
I didnt even know side hairs are a thing
joshu should just have a full bowl cut
He does now
does he
Yeah like kpop idols
oh yeah he does
Hoe
okay so only dogs to have lived are police (koichis dog), benedict (during soul swap part 5), and rock dog
haha stan stna stna tsntan sks skksksksksk kskks ksk stan stanj bts k pop stan sksk
Benedict was dope
Oh yeah he does.
every other dog is dead
I didnt know that dog had a name
Iwasuke is the GOAT dont @ or # me
@brave topaz THE DOG KARS SAVED THO!!!
bruh imagine ur eating some ice cream
Iwasuke is alive
Iwasuke is Safe (One Piece reffy!!)
one dog was eaten by yellow temperance, one by angelo, and two by pet shop
I would be so sad if King Crimson was real
not sure why araki makes characters bite dogs like its normal
KC's ability isnt global
He'd skip my son's birth
though
if it was the tnire world would get fucked
every time he did it
like 1k people would die
every time
daylights saving is caused by kc

Hed do it personally ik he isnt global
rip
Nice jojolion discussion assholes

@old marlin



