general

[twin lagoon]

turn it on you pussy

[potent fossil]

[twin lagoon]

when have i ever lied to you

[ashen cliff]

Simple, do you not trust me?

[spare venture]

why don’t you just wait

[potent fossil]

I turned it on. It is not detected my friends.

[meager tusk]

Name one person, ever, who has trusted a slovene.

Ever.

[ashen cliff]

Josip.

[meager tusk]

He trusted everyone.

He doesn't count.

[spare venture]

prob not plugged in all the way

because it doesn’t have a screw and stand-off

[plucky sparrow]

it might need drivers

[twin lagoon]

how are you checking it

bios?

[potent fossil]

Ye

[ashen cliff]

And we returned him in a casket.

[plucky sparrow]

update bios

[spare venture]

just buy a new pc

[potent fossil]

Why would I need to update bios if it came with the nvme port

[ashen cliff]

INB4 SATA only slot.

[twin lagoon]

nah it supports pci

[spare venture]

consult ur manual

[potent fossil]

Nope confirmed it supported pcie

[plucky sparrow]

are you sure the port wasnt dusty

and that it's inserted ALL the way in

[meager tusk]

Who's we?

You're a Siberian.

[twin lagoon]

you did install it in a 45 degree angle @potent fossil

[potent fossil]

It's probably some setting in the bios but dunno which

[twin lagoon]

because it doesn't look lie you have installed it properly

[potent fossil]

Wat

[twin lagoon]

don't think you be able to see the gold pins

[potent fossil]

I am cry

[ashen cliff]

Just push it in bro!

[spare venture]

it’s ok simple we’ve all been there

[twin lagoon]

you're sujpposed to push it in from a 45 degree angle and then push it down and screw it in

granted the screw it in part is a bit difficult but tape to the rescue

[spare venture]

now my question is why the fuck is this the process to install an m2 ssd

[potent fossil]

Yeah no this is a bad idea, it was receiving power and already warm and the tape was already getting gunky

I'll just continue waiting

[meager tusk]

Do you have rope?

[twin lagoon]

[spare venture]

ok don’t use tape on something that gets hot

lessons learned

[meager tusk]

Rope around the SSD and the motherboard.

Or, you know...

[vestal wind]

how can I add a data pack that only works for the nether?

[potent fossil]

IT WAS ELECTRICAL TAPE AND I PRAYED FIRST

[meager tusk]

If something happens..

[warm anchor]

It gets really hot yes simple that’s why my method of taping is important @potent fossil

[meager tusk]

You can always use it elsewhere.

[twin lagoon]

can we tape eternity

fucking weeb

[ashen cliff]

Just put a long AIO cooler screw in there.

[meager tusk]

Can we get rid of Naomi too?

[golden gust]

god I wish

[warm anchor]

[golden gust]

I mean, what

[potent fossil]

I already ripped apart my old PC yesterday to pull out a mobo standoff and the fucker didn't fit

[twin lagoon]

marvelous idea

make it happen cat

[golden gust]

Should get a mini lathe

[spare venture]

your problem is that you’re publicly announcing your fuckups

hide it like the rest of us

[golden gust]

all bow down to the power of the mini-lathe

[potent fossil]

Borty I don't care

[wide warren]

Where ping.

[potent fossil]

If paper doesn't know I am a walking fuckup by now then we have other problems

[ashen cliff]

Why not get two?

[potent fossil]

Okay anyway whatever another sad day of being stuck with 2.5 inch ssd.

[spare venture]

anyway just wait for the right parts

[potent fossil]

I continue wait.

[spare venture]

your life is not going to be any different

[potent fossil]

Yes it will

[twin lagoon]

if you did manage to fuck up a 2tb nvme because of tape

my promise still stands

[golden gust]

chances are it's just the angle of the dangle and shit

[spare venture]

i’m guessing it was never inserted properly lol

[golden gust]

but, who knows, is simple

[twin lagoon]

likely

[potent fossil]

Well we'll find out when the actual screw and standoff get here I guess

[foggy silo]

The standoff STILL lives

[spare venture]

couldn’t you go and buy one from a store

[potent fossil]

I've looked, nobody sells them around here

[spare venture]

oh that’s tuff

[golden gust]

Not even hardware stores?

[potent fossil]

Nope

[golden gust]

Like, m2 screw, some washers

[spare venture]

i wish micro center was more universal, that place is great

[potent fossil]

They do sell M2 and M3 screws but not short enough

[golden gust]

I mean, if you want a temp measure, see if they have small enough washers but 🤷‍♂️

[meager tusk]

Cut them up.

[spare venture]

or just wait the shudders extra day

[golden gust]

cutting screw s down is just such a PITA especially as you risk fucking up the actual nut thing you screw into if you don't do it right

[potent fossil]

TWO DAYS BORTY. TWO. 😭

[twin lagoon]

pimple

shut up

[meager tusk]

Just wait two days?

[potent fossil]

🥺

[twin lagoon]

[spare venture]

fr

[meager tusk]

Average westerner isn't used to waiting.

[twin lagoon]

postal services in kosovo are faster than the shit you've got going

[meager tusk]

My ass

I bought a book two months ago

They said the maximum amount of time it would take to ship is two weeks

[worn ember]

they're probably still writing it

[spare venture]

they are good at what they do they they have a lot of practice dodging 5.56 rounds

[potent fossil]

I just want my nvme speeds, it is like droga to me

[twin lagoon]

could always be worse

USPS slow as shit outside of US

[potent fossil]

oh no they're slow as shit inside of US too

[twin lagoon]

still waiting

i shit you not aliexpress free china shipping is faster

[spare venture]

there is also the global supply chain crisis

[twin lagoon]

takes like a week

[potent fossil]

fuck the global supply chain crisis

[meager tusk]

implying china is bad

they're a superpower now

soon it'll be faster than amazon

get ready bro

[twin lagoon]

a $1 package with free shipping

[golden gust]

It's all about yodel bro

[twin lagoon]

to be exact

[spare venture]

soon they will use fast boats to transport stuff across the ocean

instead of slow boats

[golden gust]

last few feet of their delivery is faster than all of the other providers combined

[spare venture]

game changer

[static ermine]

There a specific worldedit I should use for paper? Or just the old bukkit one?

AmogOS is a thing

[potent fossil]

did yall see the startup putting huge parachute sails on ships to reduce emissions

and the dude just sitting there like

[meager tusk]

Kosovo has a really really cool delivery system

So basically here's what happens

Your item goes through customs right

And the agent at customs says

"Huh. This would be good for my cousin."

And your package is reported as lost.

Get fucked.

Goodbye.

[golden gust]

in the words of my people

.rekt idriz

[limber knot]

idriz, ☑ libREKT.so

[static ermine]

Ty orange, btw

[spare venture]

eastern europe really cares about their cousins, i have a lot of experience from gta 4

[golden gust]

Hey

[potent fossil]

it's admirable

[golden gust]

you gotta keep the bloodline pure

[meager tusk]

That's an american thing, we don't do that here

[potent fossil]

roll tide!

[meager tusk]

roll tide.

[spare venture]

never turn your back on family

[silver nexus]

…

[golden gust]

I did

best thing I ever did

[potent fossil]

i said roll tide once in high school 8 years ago and this alabama chick got so mad at me and then proceeded to admit that it is personally offensive because her family has that in its history

and i just said roll tide again and left

[golden gust]

ooof

[potent fossil]

anyway whatever

[static ermine]

For the confirmation that the bukkit listing is still the correct one

[spare venture]

speaking of that, this is my favorite twitter account

[meager tusk]

I don't even know what it means

What does roll tide even mean

[potent fossil]

it is the rallying cry for alabama's athletics

[meager tusk]

Lmfao

[potent fossil]

but also alabama is known for that

[spare venture]

hell yeah roll tide brother

[potent fossil]

so, when that happens, we just say Roll Tide!

[golden gust]

Hey simple

[spare venture]

it’s now synonymous with cousin fucking

[golden gust]

my cousin brother mother

[potent fossil]

[meager tusk]

Is that whobama

[potent fossil]

I have no idea who that is

[meager tusk]

white obama

[potent fossil]

anyway i was able to test my new 2.5 inch ssd that i got alongside the nvme and its benchmark was pretty great compared to the hdd i had my home part on before

500mbps read and 0.05 msec avg access, hdd was 117mbps read and 18 msec avg access

[meager tusk]

guess what else is 2.5 inches

[potent fossil]

what idriz

what is it

[meager tusk]

laptop hard drives

[potent fossil]

nice

[spare venture]

when did you use a hdd

[meager tusk]

years ago on a compaq laptop

[potent fossil]

i had one in there for random storage

thats what i got the 2.5 inch ssd to replace

[meager tusk]

Simple. Urgent.

You're upside down.

[potent fossil]

Oh god oh fuck

ok back to normal

whenever discord updates that is

[meager tusk]

Oh, yeah, you are back.

Good job, simple.

[potent fossil]

thank you idriz

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu71EAdnjQ0 - Kneny sassy branch somehow reminded me of this, enjoy

[meager tusk]

the world was so pure

[wispy grail]

anyone got a good plugin for clear lagg? the known and most used clearlagg plugin doesn't support 1.17.1+ and i'm using 1.18

[twin lagoon]

clearlag is useless

lag removal plugins in general, are useless

[crystal lily]

https://eternity.community/index.php/paper-optimization/

[wispy grail]

also with my problem from #paper-help or

[south matrix]

"but they remov lage"

[twin lagoon]

it does not fix your paper-help issue

[meager tusk]

Haven't used KGBClearLag yet, have you?

[twin lagoon]

AsyncKGBSpigot

[wispy grail]

alr, but a plugin that removes drops when a chunk is loaded will work right?

[south matrix]

the question is how did your players get 27000 items in a chunk in the first place

that's the underlying problem you need to solve

[wispy grail]

probably a dupe client with mass drop

like wurst

[worn ember]

spamming q

[wispy grail]

worst

idk

[meager tusk]

Don't use KGBClearLag, bro. It was made by a westerner pretending to be Balkon.

All clearlag plugins are bad.

[south matrix]

i made a simple per-chunk entity limiter, never used clearlag

[wispy grail]

could you send it to me pls? kinda need one lmao

[south matrix]

just makes sure that entities can't be spawned if there are already too many in the chunk

[twin lagoon]

balkon & mittle europa

[potent fossil]

Oracle moment. https://owo.whats-th.is/9zzKEMj.png

[spare venture]

clear lag literally clears the lag, sooo

[worn ember]

they were pretty much a must on modded servers but for vanilla i dont see the point

[south matrix]

let me see if i can find it lol

[magic river]

Last time I looked plugins like that just caused your server to spend all its time calculating monster spawns instead of ticking monsters

[worn ember]

You ever have that feeling you want to be productive and contribute to a project but theres literally nothing to contribute

[worn ember]

just do it async

[meager tusk]

Mittle?

[magic river]

That's not a thing

[meager tusk]

Are you butchering Balkon languages?

[south matrix]

just gotta ignore natural spawning

[meager tusk]

MITTEL.

[worn ember]

neither is getting the joke apparently

[twin lagoon]

BRO!

Was typo.

KGBGrammarly broken

[wispy grail]

anyone can help me with this error from griefprevention? idk what it means https://www.toptal.com/developers/hastebin/ugijedeqop.properties

[meager tusk]

Yes, that was unfortunately made by krushiç.

It fails. Like everything he makes.

[potent fossil]

@warm anchor what the fuck, so oracle archived my vm cause i didnt log into oracle cloud recently enough but they left it running at the same time and also increased the price, and when i went to support center it "unarchived" my account which then brought my instance back to reveal it has been running the entire time so what was the point in the archival in the first place

[south matrix]

it means you're not using the 1.18 version

[wispy grail]

lmao

lemme fix

[magic river]

Jokes have to be funny

[worn ember]

some biomes got renamed or something in the last version so it cant find that value

[potent fossil]

Hey btw DED

[worn ember]

hai

[potent fossil]

Ofc that movie is cringe

That's the point

Anyway glad you watched

[magic river]

A lot of biomes got deleted

[worn ember]

i skipped the most cringe moments

[potent fossil]

Ok nvm ur bad

[magic river]

Instead of having hills versions of every biome new worldgen just lets every biome make hills sometimes

[south matrix]

enum 😍

[worn ember]

PaperSponge wen?

ig its Optional

see what i did there

[warm anchor]

They just wanna fuck with you at this point

[wispy grail]

what does /timings verbon do? is it that it's always enabled or ?

[worn ember]

[warm anchor]

They probably got a dice and roll every week to decide who they wanna fuck with

[potent fossil]

It's the same as /timings on but it prints a lot of shit aobut what it is doing while recording timings.

[south matrix]

i don't see any difference between a report with it on and one with it off

just tried

[wispy grail]

alr

[potent fossil]

It shouldn't change the report, just log messages

[wispy grail]

is it normal that the full server tick and the do tick from the world world is in red at timings or not?

[golden gust]

pretty sure that controls if the more verbose timers are enabled or not

We can't comment on what we can't see

[wispy grail]

https://timings.aikar.co/?id=e7996c4f4595485799713dc39594c910

[golden gust]

the thing shows data

you gotta understand that data

Well, yea, you have many ticks where ticking the world is eating 9/10ths of a tick

[wispy grail]

and how do i fix this?

[potent fossil]

hungry hungry world tickables

Looks like you have a shitload of villagers

So: reduce villagers

[wispy grail]

could be lmao since 1.18 villages are generated like multiple from 1.17

[potent fossil]

Some player or players have a gigantic villager farm or something?

[worn ember]

mm yes i love glow squids that dont even glow to take up 1% of my server tick

[wispy grail]

would be weird, we just did a restart 5 days ago

[plucky sparrow]

is the nvme working pimpel

[worn ember]

a restart doesnt remove entities lol

[potent fossil]

Overall you have a lot of entities in general and entities are the biggest performance killer, eternity's paper optimization guide has a lot of useful info about it.

You might want to reduce tick rates or reduce spawn rates or both.

And indeed restarts do not cull entities

[worn ember]

just type /kill @e in chat you players have a 100% chance of dying too though

[potent fossil]

bad idea

unless you want to kill all entities which you likely don't

[worn ember]

cant get lag if all your players are dead

[wispy grail]

i reduced the spawn rates about 5 hours ago but i need to lower it more but idk what to set it to cuz i don't want it that there aren't mobs spawning anymore

[potent fossil]

You can do /paper entity * world and get a list of all entities in the world aggregated by type and iirc it will tell you where they are so you can go investigate

But the problem is simple. You have too many. The fix is not as simple.

[wispy grail]

i'll do that thanks

[potent fossil]

Also run a longer timings and you can use the region tab and it'll tell you general locations of a fuckload of entities

[wispy grail]

i'll do that thanks for the hints !!

i just asked my players and someone got a 2 chunk place where you can't even see the ground bc of the villagers lmao

[magic river]

If you're getting 20 TPS the red bits are useless

[potent fossil]

Yup

As usual

[magic river]

It doesn't mean they're too slow, it just means they're taking a significant chunk of tick time

If you're having perf issues those are places to look but only if your timings actually shows perf issues

[potent fossil]

So lots of villagers (bad) + entity cramming (bad) = lag, who would've thought that 💀

[wispy grail]

will it help if they make it so the villagers can't wander arround and if theyspread them with more chunks? or not

[potent fossil]

It might a little bit

[south matrix]

what if villagers just didn't exist

what would players want as a replacement

[wispy grail]

creepers

[magic river]

Chest shops

[south matrix]

trade with creepers

perfect

[potent fossil]

I think the better question is why do they have so many villagers

[south matrix]

emeralds

[potent fossil]

What's the point in having so many to the point that you can't see the ground

[wispy grail]

but i mean everyone wants to have a tradehall

[potent fossil]

It's certainly not an emerald farm at that point

[south matrix]

i mean.. villagers are just so exploitable

[wispy grail]

yeah it is its only fletcher or what it's even called

[potent fossil]

An efficient emerald farm/tradehall is one where each villager has its own little bed and chest area they can go to and stay inside of

Not cramming inside a tiny area

[wispy grail]

so just stick and sticks to trade

[south matrix]

they provide an easy source for so many otherwise-difficult-to-obtain items

players used them to get stacks of apples

[wispy grail]

or not even a bed lmao they can't get lazy

[potent fossil]

But same idea, spaced out

Not crammed

So what's the point

[south matrix]

what if you could capture the villager into an item, and then just right click to trade with it

[potent fossil]

Are you talking about turning vllagers into pokemon

[south matrix]

hmm, there'd be no entity to back it, would have to calculate it all yourself

[potent fossil]

That is abuse

You can't do that

[south matrix]

trade refreshing, unlocking, etc

you'd have to make something better than villagers

[spare venture]

just remove them

[south matrix]

well yes, but then players will complain that there's nothing comparable

which is why i'm brainstorming something comparable

[spare venture]

will they?

i dont get any complaints

[meager tusk]

@ashen cliff Bro.

DM support?

[void void]

1.8 with fix log4j?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[void void]

Link download?

[crystal lily]

https://papermc.io/downloads

[void void]

Site not have paper with fix bro

[twin lagoon]

scroll down to legacy

[void void]

You are brazilian?

[twin lagoon]

no and we're not going to speak portugese here

[void void]

Michael is portuguese name

[twin lagoon]

it is a popular name in many languages

[void void]

bruh, i dont view link

[south matrix]

this is entertaining

[foggy silo]

Mmmmm... 🐀

[tropic flame]

"Michael" is not Portuguese spelling - the correct would be "Micael"

there's your mistake

[meager tusk]

In Albanian, we call you "dumbass".

[void void]

My fodasse to you bruh

[meager tusk]

That's just the Albanian pronounciation of Michael.

[spare venture]

Michael is portuguese name, though

[twin lagoon]

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Michael

i do not see any portugese speaking country in there and that is good enough

[spare venture]

fake news by non portuguese

[left swift]

michael more like

[pastel reef]

Does Java 17 work on MacOS El Capitan?

[left swift]

bicycael

haha

[true canyon]

@twin lagoon 🇵🇹

[south matrix]

no, it's exclusively incompatible with MacOS El Capitan, sorry SuperIceG

[twin lagoon]

[true canyon]

Don't troll please?

[left swift]

no politics mbaxter

[south matrix]

banned from spigot AND paper? hell yea

please i didnt mean it

[lament patio]

Yes

[spare venture]

so brave

[plucky sparrow]

#politics

[left swift]

[spare venture]

mmm turning on my work for the first time since i’ve been on vacation

dangerous gamble

[true canyon]

Turning on your work?

[spare venture]

phone

[left swift]

i dont think ur supposed to do that at work

[true canyon]

Dangerous!

[void void]

rest in piss #politics

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[waxen panther]

i wish i lived in a +12 timezone

[magic river]

Isn't +12 some tiny islands in the middle of the pacific?

[waxen panther]

perfect

hopefully discord is blocked there

[left swift]

no brocc in papermc? finally 😎

what is this theres no core developers afk on discord?

chaos ensues!

[worn crest]

omg the legacy page has a question section before entering it ❤️

[foggy silo]

https://imgur.com/gallery/PnNccfu

[void void]

[cunning raft]

did someone lie about their age

to a financials company

nonetheless

[foggy silo]

🤨

[twin lagoon]

there is no way you can get away with that shit in the netherlands

every platform will ask for your id

[cunning raft]

i see

related to money

[waxen panther]

oh god

every day man

every fuckin day

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[waxen panther]

bad ones rn

[twin lagoon]

when are we playing apex

[waxen panther]

I return home on Wednesday

[cunning raft]

ugh

[waxen panther]

We play with Larry after mcc test

[twin lagoon]

love larry

[waxen panther]

will michael speak to Larry ¿

[twin lagoon]

only if we win

[waxen panther]

[twin lagoon]

what apex map is in rotation this time

[waxen panther]

storm point & worlds edge

[twin lagoon]

what in the fuck is storm point

[waxen panther]

worlds edge is

new map

It’s terrible

[twin lagoon]

worlds edge is EPIC

[waxen panther]

TRUE

[twin lagoon]

wait no worlds edge is ass

[waxen panther]

??

[twin lagoon]

actually no worlds edge is epic

[coarse lily]

Rollercoaster here.

[twin lagoon]

i disliked it at first but it is epic

[waxen panther]

ok good that is the right opinion

[twin lagoon]

apex is an emotional rollercoaster

[coarse lily]

Apex is . . . bad.

[twin lagoon]

TRUE!

[void void]

michale made three 180's in about ten seconds

[waxen panther]

@swift root ??

[coarse lily]

Haha

[twin lagoon]

@swift root apex ??

[spare venture]

lovely

[twin lagoon]

rolled

[waxen panther]

absolutely rolled

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther ok BUT

[waxen panther]

not so Chad now huh barty

[twin lagoon]

olympus is a shit map on god

[waxen panther]

it is! better than storm point tho

[foggy silo]

rip

[twin lagoon]

kings canyon & worlds edge are based

[foggy silo]

It's going around like crazy

[waxen panther]

It’s off rotation anyway

[twin lagoon]

storm point no opinion yet

aslso apex arenas are based

[foggy silo]

Stay safe!! Stay healthy! ❤️

[waxen panther]

old kings canyon was good, new KC is okayyy

[spare venture]

yeah it’s really bad here, fortunately i just had like bad fu symptoms and a fever that lasted about 24h, now it’s just muscle fatigue and a cough

[worn ember]

not so chad now are we

[spare venture]

thanks ❤️

[frank otter]

Micheal who is your favourite character in apex and why I'm curious

I also don't dare ping

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

my sole purpose is to play pathfinder

i do not touch anything else

i can also count the number of wins on one hand so we've got that going

[waxen panther]

Further proof michael is a robot irl

[twin lagoon]

pathfinder is just schmooving

[frank otter]

you can count wins on one hand?

[waxen panther]

I miss when he had two grapes

graples**

[frank otter]

I stopped playing apex because I could count frames on one hand

[twin lagoon]

shit pc cope harder

rtx 3080

[frank otter]

I am coping dw

[worn ember]

fps games bad

[waxen panther]

rtx 3090 never drop frames in apex

[frank otter]

igpu supremacy

[worn ember]

ok osu player

[twin lagoon]

ok let me just start apex to check stats

[worn ember]

kda of 0.39

[twin lagoon]

something like that

[frank otter]

I think I have like a 0.2 or 0.1 kdr but I don't wanna start it rn

[worn ember]

only fps i play is splitgate lul

portal with guns

[void void]

csgo >

runs

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon

we do a little 3kdr

[frank otter]

TIL you can have a kdr above 1

[waxen panther]

i dont even use meta guns

[frank otter]

I thought that was the upper bound on how the maths works lol

[twin lagoon]

3 kdr bruh

WINNING

[waxen panther]

.5

better than one of the guys i play with

[twin lagoon]

yooooooooooooo

means we are going to be winning

[waxen panther]

never seen that scoreboard in apex 🙂

obviously

ugh

🙄

[worn ember]

ah yes roblox scoreboard

[frank otter]

I'd never seen one above 1 in my defence and I couldn't do maths when I played apex

actually I'm not sure I had much experience with ones above 0.1

[spare venture]

man i haven’t played toolbox since 2010

[worn ember]

my kda is 3 in fortnite, i got 3 kills and then left and never played again

[spare venture]

roblox

[frank otter]

hypothetically speaking

if I entered a match, got two kills and won

[worn ember]

i mean you're playing against 9-12 year olds lmao

[spare venture]

i feel bad for shitting on you for it but my view of roblox is pretty cringe

[frank otter]

so 2 kills no deaths

[waxen panther]

wow i thought you were joking

[frank otter]

what kdr would it give

[waxen panther]

actually a roblox scoreboard LMAO

[spare venture]

wit da bois

[worn ember]

i was joking too

i havent played roblox so i have no clue what their UI looks like

[spare venture]

roblox had scoreboards in 2010 i think? i played some zombie survival game and it showed how much money and kills you had

[void void]

naomi professional roblox esporter

[worn ember]

Roblox making big bucks on child labor

[waxen panther]

cannot believe someone sent a screenshot flexing their k/d in a roblox minigame

true 2021 papermc general moment

[coarse lily]

Isn’t roblox like a cross between The Sims and being hit in the face with a rake?

[spare venture]

the pandemic is wearing down on us all broc

[worn ember]

cannot believe you're surprised brocc

[waxen panther]

its like minecraft if you're on acid but for 3 year olds

naomi is wearing me down

[coarse lily]

Brocc go take a nap.

[spare venture]

it’s a lego game that went too far

[coarse lily]

Or something.

[waxen panther]

they make a lot of money tho

[twin lagoon]

it is stupidly easy to get a high k/d in phantom forces

why are we even flexing

[spare venture]

is that counter strike

[waxen panther]

no ?

[spare venture]

oh nvm that was blue force or something

[void void]

blue force is Half life

[worn ember]

i'm honestly surprised no one has sued roblox yet, they literally let kids gamble, they get paid for making minigames (and take a major cut of profits) etc

[void void]

wait no that's blue shift

[spare venture]

all the source games blend together for me

[coarse lily]

Wait you actually tested positive? That sucks. Were you out somewhere at a party or whatever without a mask on or something on?

[spare venture]

is there the same anti pay2win community in roblox

no i traveled recently and that’s probably how i caught it, had mask on whole time

and have been wearing mask in ohio whole time

[coarse lily]

That sucks

Are you vaccinated + booster?

[foggy silo]

Yea uh

It's crazy in ohio, I live in one of the VERY high counties.

[spare venture]

just pfizer vaccinated

[foggy silo]

My entire friend group got covid, it sucks!

[coarse lily]

Bummer. Hope you don’t get too sick and recover quickly without any long term effects.

[foggy silo]

Yea ❤️

[worn ember]

no one in my family has had covid yet

[spare venture]

appreciate it, i have had moderate flu symptoms but that’s it and it’s already getting better

will do lol

[worn ember]

dont die or partyrealms will die too

[spare venture]

not partyrealms!

[ashen nacelle]

montgomery county?

[wispy grail]

Is there a way for me to change the output of a placeholder?

I have supervanish and when you use %supervanish_isvanished% it just says "no" or "yes" and i want it to be nothing at the "no" and i want it to be "Vanished" at the "yes"

but i can't find how to change it

my tab plugin got a feature to do it but it doesn't seem to work for some reason.

[foggy silo]

Cuyahoga

[worn ember]

if the plugin is open source you can add them yourself or maybe PAPI allows you to override them but thats probably not supported

[twin lagoon]

placeholderapi javascript placeholders

[wispy grail]

no i can't override it with papi, but this is a part of the config from the TAB plugin:

placeholder-output-replacements:
  "%supervanish_isvanished%":
    "yes": "Vanished"
    "no": ""

And when i check the error files or the latest log file it doesn't say anything about it.

[worn ember]

oh so its not a papi placeholder then

did you actually save the config and reload it?

[wispy grail]

yeah, like 50 times

[worn ember]

tried restarting?

[wispy grail]

1 time, i'll retry

[worn ember]

go bother the dev then i guess

[wispy grail]

did that 1 week ago still didn't get an answer and when i look at the reviews they all say that they didn't get support from the dev

so this was my last hope :/

[twin lagoon]

i feel attacked

[spare venture]

cuyahoga is reaaaally bad. i have 7 friends there who tested positive

i’m in franklin

[spare venture]

well if you never go outside why would you have nice clothes

[foggy silo]

Ah

[topaz mortar]

Imagine wearing clothes that you got 10 years ago. 😄

Normal.

[worn ember]

i'd rather waste my money on tshirts than on an imac/macbook though

ask again when they invented command+x

[plucky sparrow]

why buy clothes when you can buy pc stuff

Literally pointless

[worn ember]

sure but i'd rather have cloths than a macbook is what i'm saying

[twin lagoon]

fuck tshirts

get me a maxed out macbook pro

i'll take aliexpress plain tshirts for a year

[tropic flame]

so, i was just watching this anime called Mouretsu Pirates

and if this does not scream "british" more than any other thing, then i don't know what does

"become a pirate by buying a license from the government!!!"

wait fuck i cut the bottom subtitles

i fucked up my meme

i feel ashamed of myself

who told me to use paint for this, smh

[twin lagoon]

use powerpoint

[tropic flame]

oh nvm... apparently it was a bug from Paint that made it cut more than it should have

[plucky sparrow]

Doraemon best

[tropic flame]

here it is but fixed

but yeah haha funny!

[tropic flame]

based dap

[plucky sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/infinite-doraemon-many-doraemon-gif-15306650

[topaz mortar]

The thing is, with just a T-Shirt I cannot earn money. With just a MacBook Pro it is perfectly doable.

[plucky sparrow]

Doraemon is so nostalgic

I don’t think they make any new eps though 😔

[worn ember]

you could sell it, get a better pc and still have money left for clothes

[tropic flame]

they actually do? isn't the 2005 version still running?

and even if not, they've actually released movies recently

[plucky sparrow]

where can you watch them

Oh yeah I’ve seen the movies but they’re 3D

They lost the Doraemon feeling tbf

[worn ember]

animetiddies.com

[topaz mortar]

Nah instead do the job and earn enough to buy myself 2-3 MBP a month.

[worn ember]

ok ok no need to flex xD

[tropic flame]

i mean... i can DM you 👀

[plucky sparrow]

if they have Spanish dub then go ahead

[tropic flame]

but it's technically still running yeah

[worn ember]

i can buy about half an SSD a month

[plucky sparrow]

I’m willing to get a whole HDD or SSD just to store those precious Doraemon eps

[tropic flame]

BASED DAP

i mean i can see if the website i use for Doraemon has Spanish dub

the optimal experience is indeed in Spanish tho

[plucky sparrow]

I’ve tried to watch the English dub but they literally call shizuka “sue”

And they call Takeshi “big g”

[tropic flame]

wait, Takeshi is Gigante, right?

[void void]

bruh

[plucky sparrow]

yeah

[tropic flame]

mfw big g

LMFAO

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

[tropic flame]

welp the website i use for Doraemon 1979 only has like the first 5 episodes of Doraemon 2005

[plucky sparrow]

Doraemon is such a mess

So many different seasons and movies

[inner pumice]

I port forwarded my minecraft server and my friends still arent able to join

[tropic flame]

yeah and Doraemon 1973 was unfortunately lost due to a fire at the studios 😔

it only aired once and what's left is a few clips from some episodes

[plucky sparrow]

Oh I actually had no idea about that

[tropic flame]

i sometimes imagine there's some Japanese dude out there with hidden VHS copies

[plucky sparrow]

I limited my knowledge to watching the episodes they would stream on TV

[tropic flame]

yeah it was the first season, then Doraemon 1979 was the second season and the one most watched

and then 2005 is the third

oh i mean, the manga does exist yeah

i haven't read it though

my Doraemon fanboyism is due to the anime

[plucky sparrow]

Id rather not go through that pain

Same

[tropic flame]

first watched it dubbed in Castilian Spanish, until Portugal finally dubbed it

[plucky sparrow]

I used to be a huge fan of Doraemon

[tropic flame]

but it wasn't the same thing tbh

but still enjoyable

[plucky sparrow]

I could probably find my Doraemon iPad case somewhere

I admit to being a Doraemon weeb

[tropic flame]

@wispy blade based Touhou enjoyer

tbh i should get into watching more Doraemon

i started rewatching the 1979 version

currently on episode 20

[plucky sparrow]

I think I watched all the episodes that aired in Spain

[tropic flame]

snd there is still... a lot left

more than 1700 episodes

[tropic flame]

i must've watched everything that aired in Portugal too tbh

including Spanish dubs, before we made our own

[plucky sparrow]

There’s a few movies in Netflix although both are 3D

I really recommend the first one

[warm anchor]

It is a kid show and it gets repetitive really fast

[plucky sparrow]

you get repetitive

[warm anchor]

I mean I watched original one on TVs and comic books

[plucky sparrow]

It’s mainly the nostalgia though

[warm anchor]

But it’s just the same story progression over and over

[tropic flame]

me: "pfft watching One Piece? no way"

also me: "DORAEMON LET'S GOOOOO"

tbh, there's nostalgia effect mixed in

which is why I'm more willing to rewatch Doraemon than to start One Piece which I've never watched yet

[plucky sparrow]

It’s good tbf

Id like to watch the movies at least

Not the 3D ones

I think there’s some other ones

[tropic flame]

i mean yeah it's episodic for the most part

but there is some story progression

[plucky sparrow]

Fun fact: I used to think Doraemon was from china and not Japan

[tropic flame]

the last episode of 1979 is Doraemon saying his goodbyes to Nobita once he finishes high school because he's basically entering his adulthood

[warm anchor]

The entire show can be sum up with this story summary
“MC got bullied/troubled, doraemo helped”

[tropic flame]

so doraemon's job has been finished

[plucky sparrow]

I mean, based on the Stand by Me movie, Doraemon should’ve left quite earlier

[tropic flame]

Stand By Me is sort of its own timeline, though, isn't it?

[plucky sparrow]

I’m not sure

[tropic flame]

at least that's what I've read on r/Doraemon

[plucky sparrow]

Based on that movie Doraemon is sent by Nobi’s great grandchild to make his future better

[tropic flame]

at least you read manga

I want to read Tsukihime, though, simply because I want to watch Carnival Phantasm and i don't want to do that while only knowing half of the characters

[true canyon]

Doraemon, I've come to bargain!

...I don't know what we're talking about.

[warm anchor]

Nah the real story is Nobi is being bullied in school by everyone so he starts to have this imaginary friend who always is able to help him out so he can escape the reality of his shitty life in school being the receiving end of bully

[tropic flame]

ah yes

or the coma theory

Nobita is in a coma, everyone!!

Tachiyomi

BASED

ok wait those are the exact sources i use in tachiyomi

i indeed agree they're the best sources

i have mangakakalot for whatever mangadex doesn't have

or if mangadex doesn't tell me the volume numbers for some damn reason and kakalot does

or vice versa

idk kind of a minor issue tho

[plucky sparrow]

excuse me

So Doraemon isn’t real by that theory?

If so then I don’t like it and I won’t consider it to be true.

[tropic flame]

ok I'd be lying to say i don't read manga, I'm technically reading these three things

but the last two, i haven't read in months

and even the first one is like, one chapter every few weeks before i go to sleep

tl;Dr I'm slow

[tropic flame]

i mean it's kind of like that theory which says that Nobita is in a coma

except an imaginary friend sounds more like schizophrenia lol

I killed 300 slimes and I've maxed out my level

based

i watched the anime

it's cute

[warm anchor]

Every young child has an imaginary friends and Nobi is bullied a lot in the show so he created Doraemon to make his bully go away and keep his sanity.

[plucky sparrow]

No!

That theory is immediately false and I won’t believe it

[warm anchor]

Some of the action in the show is outright bully by todays standard

[plucky sparrow]

That’s just such a sad theory

[warm anchor]

I guess coz the show was in 1970s so it’s ok to bully people. Just toughen up

He was soft and weak

[tropic flame]

YEAH i stg

[warm anchor]

The show definitely don’t age well

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[tropic flame]

the two slime girls especially, they're cute

not really

🤨

yeah, DeviantArt is... something

[plucky sparrow]

Ok but Dorami is underrated

She’s the best

[tropic flame]

i don't remember much of dorami tbh but she's more like a grandma who fills her grandchild with sweets

as in, she accepts doing stuff that Doraemon would refuse

idk that's the most i can remember

(btw until fairly recently i thought dorayakis were made of chocolate...)

[plucky sparrow]

I remember her having actual ears

LOL same

Well not same I’ve known for a long while already

[tropic flame]

(fairly recently meaning like two years ago, still very recent though)

[plucky sparrow]

It’s some beans filling

[tropic flame]

yeah

some bean paste

but sweet

[plucky sparrow]

I still want to try

[tropic flame]

same

i mean i bet the fanfics are funny yeah

o h

h m m

I've seen my fair share of stupid things on the internet so i know how it is like

but thank you for the recommendation

[tropic flame]

we are talking about culture, of course!

[twin lagoon]

@true canyon 🥺

[viscid wedge]

can FPGAs get less expensive please

[twin lagoon]

sure

[boreal cradle]

what app is that

[swift root]

Happy December 27, everyone

Enjoy the blissful week between Xmas and NY :D

[plucky sparrow]

You too!

[swift root]

rat.apng

[true canyon]

🥺

[potent fossil]

im sad

@twin lagoon make UPS go faster

[warm anchor]

Hey leaf

[static badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876902758366736457/898822874788409394/893715744368492584.gif

[cedar spade]

Larry is the best app

[coarse lily]

The latest update is a little cold.

[worn ember]

weebs

[waxen panther]

@foggy silo did you steal rat gif

wow

people these days, they have ZERO respect

[foggy silo]

No.. I stole it from someone else!!!

[waxen panther]

😐

counterfeit rat gif

@static badge 🙄

[void void]

i stop by to say hi

[foggy silo]

[void void]

ok bye

[waxen panther]

@void void hello !

[worn ember]

nein

[warm anchor]

@worn ember I am on apex mage

Did your play?

[foggy elbow]

Hey !

Are sequential speed and IOPS that important (with +100 current players) ?

I currently get :

ioping: seek rate
    min/avg/max/mdev = 18.1 us / 63.3 us / 105.7 us / 7.99 us
ioping: sequential read speed
    generated 51.4 k requests in 5.00 s, 12.5 GiB, 10.3 k iops, 2.51 GiB/s

dd: sequential write speed
    1st run:    2098.08 MiB/s
    2nd run:    2098.08 MiB/s
    3rd run:    2098.08 MiB/s
    average:    2098.08 MiB/s

(at OVH) but I could get better if I contact them to get a better drive, but I don't know if it would get an impact

[twin lagoon]

i swear you come into this server every time about hardware

i will repeat my answer as per usual

you should only care about your hardware to a certain point

[potent fossil]

pshh

michal what do YOU know about hardwarez

[twin lagoon]

you're being way too desperate about performance if you care this much about hardware

[potent fossil]

not like u run big serburs liek him with 100 player.

shat up!.

[foggy elbow]

yeah since performances are one of the main issue in minecraft

[potent fossil]

dont listen to michal he has no idea what he talkin bout

@twin lagoon 🥺

[twin lagoon]

hardware isn't going to fix that issue

if ssds were a problem for performance you would've noticed it one way or another

so the answer is no, that ssd is fine

if you want performance then stop running servers like you're currently running them and split them up into multiple servers

[worn ember]

no clue what that is

[foggy elbow]

Yes I'm waiting for this technology to be public :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_SDThXPreQ

[twin lagoon]

no

waste of time

[potent fossil]

[twin lagoon]

i am also assuming you got this from the yatopia discord

[foggy elbow]

nop

[twin lagoon]

nor do i see what issue this fixes

you're sharing the same map

[foggy elbow]

it's a french friend that developped this technology for his server

[worn ember]

wtf does that solve tho?

[potent fossil]

Now you gotta scale the fucking server that replicates the goddamn actions the players are doing

Fuck

[worn ember]

its not like connection is the issue in mc

[twin lagoon]

it doesn't solve the issue of performance

you're synchronizing players

that's it

[worn ember]

all that does is create extra overhead for no reason

[twin lagoon]

it's cool to see if you don't need SMP stuff

[potent fossil]

i know next to nothing about mc performance other than optimization guide and even i can tell you that that is the silliest thing I've ever seen

[foggy elbow]

okay let's do two server if my main server get hot tps

[warm anchor]

the dota event game mode

[worn ember]

and what if one server is lagging? what do you do with the other one? wait for server one? ignore it? lag too?

[potent fossil]

lag too

yes

[void void]

hello !

[worn ember]

theres no sane way to deal with this

[potent fossil]

Sync system: server 1 detected as lagging. applying artificial lag in server 2

starts Thread.sleep

[worn ember]

i mean you gotta syncronize somehow lol

[potent fossil]

5 minutes later

server 2 detected as lagging ...

[twin lagoon]

i don't hate what he's showing off at all, he shows off more than worldql already

but what about map synchronization

[spare venture]

it takes a lot of computational power to render a massive world where things are constantly changing, the more stuff you have the more its going to lag

[worn ember]

you mean space engineers?

[foggy elbow]

I thought it was a great idea when I looked at it, for me it was "uses multiple machine to run the server"

[potent fossil]

I played space engineers exactly 1 time, didn't get it, and then quit

[spare venture]

those multiple machines have to constantly synchronize what they are doing in order for stuff to not be fucked

[worn ember]

well now you got two machines doing the same work

[potent fossil]

you're thinking of world sharding which in theory is cool i dont think it has been done and mc is really not the greatest game to even try it on

but what you sent is definitely not world sharding

[worn ember]

dedicating different parts of the world to different servers would be a lot better

[potent fossil]

that is, i dont think it has been done in mc

[foggy elbow]

yeah I was thinking about that

[potent fossil]

(successfully)

[spare venture]

world sharding could work but it would require a lot of design around it

[potent fossil]

there was a system for it but it required you to outsource your entire server to some weird shit

[spare venture]

for my server for example we could put every continent on its own server... but that'd be more effort than i'd want to do

[potent fossil]

https://github.com/hrznstudio/expanse

[worn ember]

i did it for world gen to some degree but foliage and stuff is still fucked

[spare venture]

besides i dont have the players

[potent fossil]

That

Didn't work out

But seemed cool

[rare tiger]

the community couldn't even add multithreading so i think sharding is hopeless

[worn ember]

here we go again

[potent fossil]

I think that "worked", but you have to run your server on SpatialOS lol

[spare venture]

im not gonna respond to that man

[potent fossil]

Which is stupid

it completely replaced minecraft's networking or smth

[worn ember]

most people cant even implement the protocol for one server let alone for sharding

[spare venture]

we should rewrite the server in kotlin it would be much faster trust me

[worn ember]

src: just trust me bro

[rare tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[potent fossil]

paper rust when

[rare tiger]

broooo when are minecraft servers coming to LUA please broo

[potent fossil]

oh no

[spare venture]

LUA?

[potent fossil]

it's that weird c++ scripting lang offshoot thing

[spare venture]

ohhh

i dont see it all caps very often

[viscid wedge]

I remember seeing some really cursed GitHub project to cluster Minecraft servers

But I don't remember the name

[void void]

paper pls do rust for memory based and code efficient and very safety threads

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🥺

[potent fossil]

rosa go write it

[viscid wedge]

rewrite it in rust!!!!111!!! :D

[ancient bolt]

paper is already written in rust

you just don't know it

[potent fossil]

[spare venture]

the forbidden knowledge

[rare tiger]

i mean calling it a c++ offshoot is so reductive, it's just another markdown language now. very good for a tiny number of applications, absolutely shit everywhere else. also le funny arrays starting at 1

[potent fossil]

i dont even know lua, so that's all i knew it as

[spare venture]

man the whole arrays starting at x stuff always throws me off

i always start them at 1 😬

[rare tiger]

if we cant make a minecraft server inside of brainfuck then we're doomed as a community

[potent fossil]

arrays starting at 1

don't know it

and won't know it

borty you WHAT

[spare venture]

its how i learned to do it, its hard to unwire that from my brain

[tropic flame]

it's a language for embedded systems, not markup

[potent fossil]

oh no

[spare venture]

math always starts counting from 1 and matlab arrays start at 1, and matlab was my first language i learned

[tropic flame]

but as for the rest, yeah, useful for a tiny number of cases

[rare tiger]

there's a lua interpreter for like every language now, ik thats not actually how its defined though

[tropic flame]

the OpenComputers mod lets you run Lua scripts that interact with the game, it's actually nice

[viscid wedge]

I found it

Even more cursed than I remember

[rare tiger]

gmod 👉 👉

[potent fossil]

the spatialos one soup

[tropic flame]

i guess Gmod too lmao

[rare tiger]

incredibly good lua scripting api despite not being OOP

[viscid wedge]

That's the one

[potent fossil]

yup

[tropic flame]

VLC also has some Lua components

when you paste a YouTube link into VLC it runs a Lua script to fetch the video and play it

[potent fossil]

yes we know lua is used places

[spare venture]

@potent fossil

[rare tiger]

networking is like the last thing that comes to mind when i think of lua

[potent fossil]

you are bad

[viscid wedge]

There's also mammoth which is weird

[spare venture]

no u

[rare tiger]

python has to initialize an entire list just to have a counting loop so could be worse

[viscid wedge]

Mammoth uses WorldQL to scale a single Minecraft world across multiple server processes. Running multiple Minecraft server processes allows for better core utilization and allows for thousands of players to enjoy a single world. A collection of Minecraft servers using this plugin to sync with a WorldQL server is called a Mammoth cluster.

[spare venture]

i dont get how you can untrain your brain to start counting from 0

[viscid wedge]

like bruh what is this

It's a plugin too, not even a standalone implementation

[potent fossil]

kek

[tropic flame]

that plugin is basically doing all the calls then

[potent fossil]

i mean there is a way to seamlessly transfer servers on bungee by not sending one of the packets (dont ask me which one)

[twin lagoon]

also i just noticed in that video

[potent fossil]

so you could probably do some very basic sharding that way

[twin lagoon]

entity movement is

[spare venture]

you watched it??

[potent fossil]

[twin lagoon]

i just skipped through it

but yeah it doesn't show anything

[tropic flame]

there was someone in this server who showed a practical example of this, wasn't there?

i remember it

[potent fossil]

idk

[twin lagoon]

you can get rid of the world dimension switch screen yes

[spare venture]

i have to imagine redstone would be completely fucked on something like that

[twin lagoon]

on the video he sent?

[spare venture]

whatever that software he sent is

[potent fossil]

overall, its cursed, just like, optimize ur serburs properly and all of dis is bullshet anyway

[twin lagoon]

the problem with his video is that it doesn't solve anything, it shares the same map

which allows you to do the easy route; replicate all behaviour on both servers / mirror behaviour

[tropic flame]

#paper-dev message

i found it

[twin lagoon]

i have yet to see a single person pull off seamless transfer between regions/tiles/worlds

[spare venture]

yeah going through all that effort when there are far better ideas

[tropic flame]

it was in #paper-dev

[potent fossil]

yeah, it is doable

[twin lagoon]

this is pretty cool

but now imagine seamless transfer with entities & redstone

[spare venture]

its like stranger things haha

[potent fossil]

thats also worlds not servers

which would not help the situation

but yes cool

[tropic flame]

i mean yeah

[viscid wedge]

time to explore some japan only SNES satellite connectivity stuff

[twin lagoon]

if it's worlds it can probably be done with servers aswell

[potent fossil]

it definitely can be

[tropic flame]

yeah since the client only sees worlds anyway, not servers

[potent fossil]

you just dont send the packet that shows the change screen

[cunning raft]

there's a reason why bungeecord doesn't do that

[potent fossil]

but, ^

[worn ember]

imagine using bungeecord

disgusting

[cunning raft]

by telling the client a dimension change is occurring, it clears all states/modifiers/attributes

velocity does it too, was just saying that interchangeably

[potent fossil]

alright anyway ima go play some assassins creed

[worn ember]

[twin lagoon]

i imagine it would be fine abusing this in the event of seamless transfers across the same map with the same inventory etc etc

[void void]

disregard the name it is not important

thanks simple

[worn ember]

beat_kids.wav

[potent fossil]

the "music" is okay i just puked at the name

[void void]

so true

[tropic flame]

that's pretty nice!

i like it

i like the flute

[void void]

thanks logic

[viscid wedge]

Level 1 Super Puyo Puyo AI just absolutely rolled me in under a minute

[void void]

no thanks to fucking WINE audio drivers that make it feel like my piano is shouting notes for a guy halfway across the world to play

[viscid wedge]

I suck at every video game, confirmed

[twin lagoon]

time to switch to https://www.bitwig.com/

[void void]

yea but cba to pay for a daw again

[potent fossil]

Cool, @plucky sparrow TIL when changing res in ac syndicate and it's fullscreen or borderless fullscreen the res just doesn't actually even change at all, it is indeed just stretched to my monitor and i have no idea what the actual res is

dis sux

[void void]

since im not serious about music and suck at it lol

[potent fossil]

windowed it is i guess

[void void]

i also simply like ableton and really dont want to switch

there's supposed to be an ASIO patch for wine but oh well

[twin lagoon]

only reason i recommended it is because of linux support

heard good things about it

[void void]

yep me too

[viscid wedge]

How much does bitwig cost?

I use Ardour right now, which is FOSS

[potent fossil]

oh wait, fullscreen mode actually does change res, borderless fullscreen does not, it always stretches to my monitor

however my 2560x1080 res looks like shit in fullscreen, and when in windowed mode it looks fine

[tropic flame]

this is why exclusive > borderless fullscreen