general

[limber knot]

you're spanish

[golden gust]

These ghosts, jesus

[left swift]

[void void]

thank god michale

[golden gust]

they're getting violent

[meager tusk]

Serbia, circa 1999.

[plucky sparrow]

Racist?

[limber knot]

20 lines to replace dap, trust me

[plucky sparrow]

Racism in this server?

Mods?????

[rare python]

Lol what minecraft

[left swift]

use core edit that'll fix it up real fast

[meager tusk]

A swamp german talking about ethnicites is rich

[limber knot]

i am breaking the first article of the dutch constitution B)

i think

[void void]

just so i know you know, what is that article

[left swift]

Dutch are fake there is no constitution

[void void]

not because i don't know ofc

[limber knot]

discrimination

stuff

[meager tusk]

The Dutch(more formally known in academia as swamp germans) are a fantasy ethnicity dreamt up by the utterly deranged.

[limber knot]

says the yugoslavian

[rare python]

Ah I think Minecraft is getting OOM killed

Of course it is...

[plucky sparrow]

I vote to permanently ban naomi from this server in all of her forms (brainless / braindead human, webhook..)

[left swift]

fake news created by the allies to get the new world to fund the war effort

[meager tusk]

when my ethnicity was being formed you were still considered barbarians

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[left swift]

@waxen panther thots

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

[waxen panther]

vote approved

[meager tusk]

Look at brocc.

I remember when he was so innocent.

[waxen panther]

I just ruined my dinner do not bully me rn

[meager tusk]

Now look at him.

He's a mod.

[limber knot]

vote denied, brocc is british

[plucky sparrow]

@naomi 6 votes

[waxen panther]

I am not a mod

[plucky sparrow]

get rekt

[meager tusk]

So sad.

Brocc being a mod.

[left swift]

naomi cant see reactions

haha

[meager tusk]

So unfortunate he's a mod now.

[waxen panther]

NOT a moderator

[void void]

he is a VICTIM

[left swift]

brocc now that ur mod can you ban naomi

[meager tusk]

Victim? That's what they all say.

[waxen panther]

papermc can’t afford to sign me as a moderator

[golden gust]

Should we yeet naomi?

[waxen panther]

yes

[meager tusk]

yeah let's

[plucky sparrow]

Have you seen my message

The people have spoke

[left swift]

[void void]

what

[twin lagoon]

nothing coreprotect can't fix

[limber knot]

considering making a threat like the FvD

but not worth

[plucky sparrow]

And they’ve clearly said that they want this stupid human out of this server.

[void void]

michale

[meager tusk]

Brother. Ignore these foolish things. Come fight for the KLA.

[quick pasture]

hi michael

[void void]

do we want more or less cats?

oh wait thats pvv

[twin lagoon]

henlo

[left swift]

I only fight for poverty

[twin lagoon]

BEST frank send more dogpictures

[left swift]

the queen takes my paycheck

[meager tusk]

BEST FRANK.

[left swift]

hasnt even said my name in months

I'm in shambles

[meager tusk]

The Queen?

[golden gust]

frank?

[quick pasture]

doggo tired

[limber knot]

@void void "er komen tribunalen"

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StGGOG5tKGE

[left swift]

[void void]

eh, close enough

[quick pasture]

put him up with too much shit from me already today

[limber knot]

LOL true

[void void]

if you squint your eyes hard enough, they're the same thing

[meager tusk]

You also state that I promoted a program of Albanian national supremacy. I did, that's correct. You argue that this is an aggravating circumstance. That's fine by me. Us Albanians are indeed a superior nation. I've been consistently proving that Albanian superiority in this Hague courtroom too. As a distinguished Albanian nationalist. I'm tearing out your feathers. They're flying all the way up to the clouds. You can't even measure up to my knees. I've destroyed everything I've touched here. Nobody can touch me. I'm ravaging the entire Hague tribunal. I'm challenging you to prosecute me for disrespecting the court as well, to have 10 different processes going against me. And yet you can't even touch me. It's because I am both morally and intellectually superior. Against me there is no antidote. All you can do is kill me. And then my grave itself will continue the fight against you.

[left swift]

what is this

[golden gust]

frank

[left swift]

[quick pasture]

hi

[golden gust]

if you don't know that snek, u suck

DankPods is dank af

[quick pasture]

snek frank is cool

[void void]

[limber knot]

idriz

you are thinking of the wrong tribunal

some right wing politician threatened with tribunals against another political party

[quick pasture]

[meager tusk]

This chat's dead frank

Nobody's talking anymore

[limber knot]

jim*

[plucky sparrow]

Oh! A fellow dankpods enjoyer?

[meager tusk]

You notice that?

[quick pasture]

yea

[limber knot]

not frank.

[quick pasture]

lets go to the super secret other one

[golden gust]

What's more to enjoy?

[meager tusk]

Ever since naomi left been a lot quieter

[quick pasture]

we need more php

[void void]

no php

[left swift]

we can finally have peace

[meager tusk]

More..

[void void]

don't you dare

[meager tusk]

LOMBOK.

[golden gust]

the hurr durr 600's and poping stink buds

[quick pasture]

lombok is hot

[void void]

[left swift]

[golden gust]

Yea, it is

I would not wanna love there

[plucky sparrow]

The air has been a lot more premium since she got spanked by discord

[golden gust]

*live

[void void]

hot garbage

[golden gust]

I can't type today

I hope she's back soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eMBGyBScpw

[quick pasture]

[void void]

shitty memes go in #gifs-and-memes

this one goes in the trash

[left swift]

ur memes are stale idriz

[plucky sparrow]

I may have never seen such an awful meme

[void void]

horrific meme

painful to watch

[plucky sparrow]

not dap approved

WHY

What have I done to deserve this 😭

[limber knot]

webhook is unhappy with this meme

[plucky sparrow]

I’m switching to android

[void void]

👊

[plucky sparrow]

uppercase d dap 😭

[limber knot]

LMAO

[quick pasture]

[limber knot]

see, this is why i turn autocorrect/word suggest off

it only makes people cry

[plucky sparrow]

It shows a 👊 because I’m the strongest here.

[limber knot]

fact.

[plucky sparrow]

Fight me.

[meager tusk]

Shut up, Noah.

You go in the trash.

[limber knot]

but boben is stronger.

[void void]

hello Dap

[meager tusk]

Redditor.

[plucky sparrow]

why is your name chingona

[quick pasture]

what’s reddit?

this post was made by tiktok gang

[left swift]

dap profile stalking

[meager tusk]

what's tiktok?

[golden gust]

I'm gonna name my toilet the dapper

[meager tusk]

This post was made by

[golden gust]

I'm gonna go for a crapper on the dapper

[meager tusk]

I have nothing

[quick pasture]

They showcase a lot of php devs

[left swift]

cat has bars

[lean kiln]

this begs the question if tiktok or reddit has had a worse impact in society

[meager tusk]

Good thing i'm not on it

[void void]

yes

[lean kiln]

quiet redditor

[meager tusk]

Get rid of both.

[left swift]

reddit will cause ww3

[meager tusk]

Their geopolitical experts will guide the decisions of the global powers.

[quick pasture]

noo tiktok is my perfect 10 mins before bedtime material

[meager tusk]

Goes hand in hand with their experts of medicine.

[left swift]

/r/wallstreetbets will be the birthplace

[quick pasture]

nothing beats dutch bad tiktoks

[limber knot]

everything beats bad dutch tiktoks

[meager tusk]

except Albanian bad tiktoks

[golden gust]

Get rid of Twitter and journalists will have to do their jobs

[plucky sparrow]

Your stupid messages simply make me cringe in a never seen way, it makes me want to cry. Perhaps I have never seen something so cringe, and perhaps I should have never joined this server. Perhaps joining this server caused the downhill of my life. All, because of you. Your presence only ruins lives, and mine was no exception. You should feel ashamed.

[limber knot]

laughing at tokkies on twitter is good

HAHA

[left swift]

ping cat next time

[limber knot]

i'm saving this

^

[meager tusk]

mid copypasta

[left swift]

ur life is mid

sorry that's too far

[meager tusk]

still talking poki fan?

[quick pasture]

also, boris johnson tiktoks

[left swift]

[limber knot]

shut up, oostblokker

[meager tusk]

the bar you set is so low it's underflowing mana

[plucky sparrow]

thanks. I’m only a beginner copypastaer

[left swift]

boris johnson so funny relatable and wholesome gosh

#mypresident

[limber knot]

no, this will be saved so i can pass it on to felenov and ethan

[golden gust]

Remember the days when shit like the news was like, the news?

[limber knot]

yeah

good times

[golden gust]

Like, you'd have some article, expects would way in

[rare python]

everyone stopped pretending that naomi was completely banned? lame.

[meager tusk]

i don't like where this is going

dude they're gonna ban you

[left swift]

we should censor social media

[golden gust]

Now it's like, "and heres what fuckstaiin2000 on twitter had to say about this:"

[meager tusk]

stop you're giving an opinion

oh no

[limber knot]

can't wait for idriz to leave again.

[left swift]

another paper core meeting

smh cat

[foggy silo]

Yo the convo is still rolling even after my RICE was consumed

[meager tusk]

haven't had someone speaking in irc for a while

[plucky sparrow]

Well, isn’t she?

[void void]

and when you click the tweet they're plugging their soundcloud in the comments

[left swift]

I'm so good at memes

[meager tusk]

no usually they're advertising vibrators

[plucky sparrow]

where

how much

[left swift]

LADIES! 😍 👍 👉

[foggy silo]

[meager tusk]

i don't fucking know dap i skip it instantly

[plucky sparrow]

sizes?

[meager tusk]

but it's always the same shit

[plucky sparrow]

oh

[void void]

how unfortunate

[left swift]

it looks like a medieval torture device too but purple

[plucky sparrow]

May I borrow your vibrator

[limber knot]

wat

[void void]

I don't have one

[limber knot]

dap, vibrators are not made for sausages

[meager tusk]

this is where chat became shit

let that be known

[foggy silo]

Vibration borrowing

Do a good deed for a friend 😀👍

[left swift]

this is when actually

u started this

[meager tusk]

no, it started when you started sending fucking poki emotes

so since you joined

[quick pasture]

whats a poki

[plucky sparrow]

Calm down, was just asking my efriend if I could borrow his vibrator

[left swift]

I been sending pokimane emotes since russia annex the Crimean peninsula

[plucky sparrow]

No need to be so salty

Get your own

[meager tusk]

that was a while ago shit

[left swift]

it's all been downhill since then

[meager tusk]

has been downhill since 2012 really

[left swift]

the world really did end in 2012

[meager tusk]

that was a global phenomena tho like

why was the entire world peddling that shit

[left swift]

no covid wasnt around then

[meager tusk]

no like

everyone in the world knew about it

[rare python]

It is weird to think that were entering a third year of covid.

[left swift]

is it

[meager tusk]

2019, 2020, 2021

[quick pasture]

[rare python]

Covid started December 2019

[meager tusk]

Shit if you count 2019

that's gonna be 3 years nooo

[rare python]

If you take it from that point, ya were entering year #3

[upbeat falcon]

Current Time - 2021 - Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists

https://thebulletin.org/doomsday-clock/current-time/

Jan 27, 2021 ... We set the Doomsday Clock at 100 seconds to midnight—the closest it has ever been—because the existential risks confronting humanity today call ...

Requested by nomanasendhelp - About 8,540,000 results (0.39 seconds)

[rare python]

I think part of the issue with covid now is that its become normal.

[left swift]

only 100 seconds left

let's goooooo

[foggy silo]

Wtf

Is cat ON THE BRIDGE

[limber knot]

if he jumps, he'll land on his feet

[meager tusk]

That website is horrible

[limber knot]

so are you <3

[rare python]

When ever people go on about how different measures are effective against covid all I can think is "Have you all really learned nothing over the past 2 years..."

[meager tusk]

COVID should've been stopped in the beginning

[limber knot]

yep

[potent fossil]

it comes down to humans suck, humans have always sucked, and humans will exterminate themselves sooner or later

[limber knot]

hello simple

[meager tusk]

now it's gonna be an annoying version of the flu

[potent fossil]

right now it's sooner

[meager tusk]

SIMPLE!

[limber knot]

thanks for your nihilism :D

[meager tusk]

Do you feel the absence of Naomi, simple?

[potent fossil]

no problem

no i feel her presence

[rare python]

The government bring in some "new" measure... but its just the same thing over and over again, they bring a measure in... cases drop, so they relax measures, cases jump, and a few months later ITS THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN.

[meager tusk]

Simple what the fuck

[rare python]

Have they really learned nothing.

[potent fossil]

its not a good feeling idriz

peter, governments are run by nimrods that happen to have charisma

[meager tusk]

Governments should be run by smart people.

[potent fossil]

if science actually had a say this shit would've been over in months

[meager tusk]

LIKE ME.

[rare python]

The only reason why the deaths are not as high is because most of the people who were likely to die... are already dead now.

[meager tusk]

If I had a say this shit would've been over in a few days.

North Korean style.

[potent fossil]

new zealand damn near eradicated covid by going full lockdown and government was handling the daily chores like groceries and bringing them directly to people's doors. lmao. but then tourism opened and im pretty sure now they're dying like the rest of the world

[limber knot]

be the change you want to see, idriz.

become a politician and we'll see how you do

[golden gust]

I mean, I've said it the past 2 years

what we'd need is basically governments to send everybody a months worth of rations

ring the air raid bells

if you're found outside of your house without a medical/emergency reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5NeyI4-fdI

[left swift]

cat

[worn ember]

all it would take is a global lockdown of a few weeks, literally shit everything down

[potent fossil]

this was happening in the philippines for a while

[worn ember]

gg wp

[meager tusk]

i'm gonna break character and respond to this

[potent fossil]

not kidding

[worn ember]

china too

[meager tusk]

i'd rather chew my hand off

[golden gust]

I mean, I dislike the idea of the government having the power to do that

[meager tusk]

than EVER

become a politician

[golden gust]

But, We'd be in a much better place than the constant "15 days to slow the spread"

[potent fossil]

it wasn't even the national government

was just little local government units

[left swift]

idriz is actually a politician

that's why they're shitposting in papermc

[worn ember]

idriz is noob

[meager tusk]

ded... wtf bro

[unkempt drift]

⚠️

[worn ember]

1v1 roblox rn

[meager tusk]

the only guy i liked here men

[golden gust]

There is a huge part of me that can't wait for like 10, 20 years, when our generation starts being the leaders

[worn ember]

[golden gust]

But, then you figure, what are the types of people who want to become leaders

[left swift]

wtf kkomrade

[limber knot]

ded, 1v1 me phantom forces.

[golden gust]

and it's like, same shit, just another day

[meager tusk]

le paper mod has arrived

[golden gust]

Anybody wanna buy an island?

[meager tusk]

le political discussion has been spotted

[worn ember]

we need greta tunberg as our global leader

[rare python]

Unfortunately covid is a glorious example of why some people should not be given a choice... because they make really stupid choices...

[worn ember]

sad thing is, so does the government

[rare python]

Giving people a choice works... when they don't do stupid stuff...

[meager tusk]

COVID is a great example of why sometimes we should look at patterns.

[golden gust]

greta is useless

[meager tusk]

100 years ago.

[worn ember]

thats the joke

[meager tusk]

Pandemic.

[left swift]

idriz doesnt get jokes ded

hes a politician it's only serious business here

[worn ember]

pandemics are good to weed out the weak

and the stupid i suppose

[golden gust]

hurr durr, people killing the world, so, let me travel all around the world and throw concerts and huge publicity shows fueled by the very thing am tryna rally against

[meager tusk]

he wasn't even talking to me, you tier 3 sub

[left swift]

[worn ember]

didnt she take a sailboat somewhere but was a week late due to changed current?

[golden gust]

meanwhile, you turn off your lights more and even replaced everything with LEDs, meanwhile the leaders now roam around on private jets to celebrate the savings "they" induced!

[meager tusk]

greta's good for making speeches at the UN

so, for making speeches

[golden gust]

the UN should be nuked off the face of the earth

[meager tusk]

not for saying anything actionable

[left swift]

cat is just old man rambling into papermc discord

[worn ember]

their parents are just fueling her with their own propaganda

[left swift]

again

[rare python]

The UN is a joke. They acomplish very little.

[cunning raft]

man

i did not ask

and politics is not allowed here

[limber knot]

^

[worn ember]

whomsn't

[left swift]

machine snitched

[potent fossil]

i knew that was coming

[meager tusk]

yea

[worn ember]

internal channels raging again

[limber knot]

for once i agree with JRoy (wow)

[left swift]

I wonder what naomi would think of this

if they were here

[golden gust]

naomi smells

[cunning raft]

i literally just got here, no internal channels brought that up

[potent fossil]

Let us now pretend we are not living in a time of global pandemic. Everything is good. The grass is green. Continue drinking the water.

[plucky sparrow]

Agreeable

[worn ember]

[plucky sparrow]

Wait fuck

I didn’t mean to ping

oh no

[meager tusk]

THIS SOUNDS POLITICAL.

[void void]

say your goodbyes

you're getting banned dap

[potent fossil]

OH GOD OH NO

[plucky sparrow]

oh no

[spiral robin]

hello jroy

[limber knot]

hello aberdeener

[spiral robin]

no

[golden gust]

It's what I hate about the no politics rule; Like, we're all locked tf down

[meager tusk]

BEST ABER

[worn ember]

im sorry but your grass being green offends me

[spiral robin]

hello idriz!

[plucky sparrow]

Oh

Seems fine

[void void]

Don’t drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget.

[golden gust]

basicall all we consume all day these days is politics

[potent fossil]

No cat. Any debate = politics

NO POLITICS.

[meager tusk]

No opinion

[worn ember]

i'm just waiting for the day cat gets demoted

[cunning raft]

please do not disagree with the moderators, that's political

[potent fossil]

OH GOD OH NO

[plucky sparrow]

That’s possible?

[void void]

obligatory https://twitter.com/zachbr_/status/1380265179754139652

[worn ember]

we should form a union to oppose this oppressive system

[plucky sparrow]

Sounds like it’s time for a poll if so

[meager tusk]

He's the only one keeping this place together

He's got veto powers

[golden gust]

gura is retweetin fan art

[limber knot]

vtubers

[void void]

I like how he tries to pronounce idk at 0:55

[limber knot]

stop.

[golden gust]

Bu, GURA.

[worn ember]

biome go sleep

[limber knot]

we all know touhou fanart >

[worn ember]

omg r word, banned

[golden gust]

oh god

That showed up on mine yesterday

[worn ember]

i saw it a while ago

[golden gust]

well

other day

[worn ember]

good stuff

[cunning raft]

dap

don't

[void void]

why does it take him 15 seconds to think of that sentence

[plucky sparrow]

Alright my bad

[plucky sparrow]

Probably didn’t want it to sound rude idk

[golden gust]

First comment

This dude paused for a solid 15 seconds trying to figure out how to say this without insulting anyone and finally just said fuck it

But, I mean, that's the thing; he rite doe

[limber knot]

omg more political philosophy my favourite!!!

[golden gust]

Naomi

I will spank your botty and send you to bed

[limber knot]

joke's on you i am in bed already

[golden gust]

oh god

I just saw some sony news

[limber knot]

and?

you need some eye bleach?

[golden gust]

I canny talk about it here, but, basically, yea

[limber knot]

i will gladly help you with that

[plucky sparrow]

Anarchy paper when

[limber knot]

it's called the valksoteric discord

[golden gust]

naomi

[void void]

gonna need to install a bridge to access that one

[golden gust]

I will break every one of your bones

one by one

Starting with the pinky.

[limber knot]

i will now use your words against you: don't threaten me with a good time

[golden gust]

(I just wanted to try that threat out as it randomly came to my brain)

😄

[limber knot]

please do crush me 🤤

[plucky sparrow]

This sounds like advertising

I say ban

[limber knot]

it's a joke

and you should know that because there's rules

[plucky sparrow]

Oh?

There are?

It’s just kinda dead

Who would’ve thought

[limber knot]

V handles like an esolang after all

[rare python]

I should try to actually use an esolang at some point

Just for fun...

[limber knot]

try writing stuff in V, you'll 100% hate it

[foggy veldt]

https://github.com/overmighty/i-use-arch-btw

[rare python]

but why

[golden gust]

becase

I use arch, btw

[rare python]

And on that note

[limber knot]

see, with esolangs, you don't ask why

you ask why not

[void void]

linux linux linux linux

[potent fossil]

my god i really screwed these photos lol

[south matrix]

oh yea?

[potent fossil]

trying my best to recover them but, fucks sake

heres one straight of the camera, horribly underexposed and grainy http://paper.owo.foundation/5tPPkgr.png

attempted recovery but, can't do much about the grain. ugh. oh well http://paper.owo.foundation/6noC9Ng.png

[rare python]

Using standard kernal? Lame.

[limber knot]

oh yeah? https://naomi.s-ul.eu/2Jabvwn1

[potent fossil]

we use arch, comrades

[plucky sparrow]

I use arch btw

[void void]

our arch installation

[limber knot]

but i am superior because i use dwm.

[rare python]

You see I am a crazy person who does not use grub for bootloading... I use an EFISTUB

[limber knot]

i use efibootmgr yes

[void void]

First one looks fine from a distance

[limber knot]

oh wait i got stuff mixed up again

[rare python]

My computer goes from BIOS straight to initramfs

[limber knot]

naom@infernobanana | ~ > pacman -Q grub

grub 2:2.06-1

[rare python]

I tried to get my computers boot time down to sub 10 seconds with little success

[limber knot]

should use runit then

[rare python]

It spends 6 seconds in the BIOS...

[potent fossil]

yea, noise really only shows up when up close or printing them

but they're all noisy

[void void]

just don't print it or come too close then

[plucky sparrow]

i use systemd-boot

[rare python]

And I can set the BIOS to "ultra fast" booting but if I do that I can't escape to BIOS config on startup

[limber knot]

too lazy to install artix kek

do you really need to

[rare python]

I like to have the option

[plucky sparrow]

Just reset cmos if you wanna go in bios

[rare python]

Just in case...

[plucky sparrow]

Just reset cmos if you wanna go in bios

[void void]

I use Boot™️X™️

[plucky sparrow]

Works perfectly fine 😆

It only gives you a few heart attacks but otherwise you’re fine

[rare python]

I even updated the BIOS to try and improve boot times.

Which knocked off about half a second.

[limber knot]

nice

[rare python]

You know what sucks.

My laptop, which I have not attempted to boot optimise at all... starts in 8 seconds.

[limber knot]

mine boots to tty in like

[plucky sparrow]

I do not want to update my bios

[limber knot]

4-5s?

[plucky sparrow]

I only updated it when I got my mobo so it would support 9th gen

[rare python]

To try and boot optimise my main I did some whakey stuff

[limber knot]

yeah i don't use a greeter who cares

[rare python]

Such as screwing around with systemd targets to delay a bunch of things until after graphical is reached.

[golden gust]

back in the day it used to be all about shit like ureadahead

Now it's really just the fact that CPU go brr

My personal trick these days is honestly to just never shut down

[rare python]

Peter-Computer% systemd-analyze
Startup finished in 5.984s (firmware) + 164ms (loader) + 7.863s (kernel) + 778ms (initrd) + 2.114s (userspace) = 16.905s
graphical.target reached after 1.672s in userspace
Peter-Computer%

[golden gust]

sleep mode doesn't really take up all that much, and, given am not using linux, is works

[rare python]

HEH WHY HAS KERNAL TIME LITTERALLY DOUBLED

WHAT

....

[plucky sparrow]

Sleep mode is annoying

[limber knot]

Startup finished in 3.904s (firmware) + 163ms (loader) + 2.107s (kernel) + 2.634s (userspace) = 8.810s graphical.target reached after 2.496s in userspace

yes

[plucky sparrow]

Getting it to work is hellish

[limber knot]

systemctl hibernate

how hard is it

[plucky sparrow]

Even worse if you’re running a hackintosh

[plucky sparrow]

Literally impossible to get it to work

[rare python]

Why

[plucky sparrow]

I’m not sure

I’m convinced it was my old keyboard

[rare python]

Why is systemd spending 2.4 seconds cleaning temporary files

[plucky sparrow]

But I don’t have macOS anymore so I can’t test

[rare python]

WHY DOES IT TAKE THAT LONG

WHAT IS IT DOING

[limber knot]

how often do you hit swap

[golden gust]

apple got rid of hibernate now

[rare python]

Very frequently.

[golden gust]

They have like a hybrid sleep thing which does sleep + suspend to ram, but, the hope generally seems to be that you never fall back onto it

[limber knot]

i rarely hit swap and my laptop has 4gb ram

i do development on this btw

[plucky sparrow]

I remember apple used some fucking stupid weird system

Not sure what it was but getting it to work is not easy

[rare python]

My ram begs for mercy

[plucky sparrow]

Ended up just disabling suspension

[plucky sparrow]

Dam

What you have on Vivaldi

Let it rest

[limber knot]

https://naomi.s-ul.eu/yzyu06CB

[golden gust]

eeerrrr..

[plucky sparrow]

dear lord

[limber knot]

@ LethalEthan

[rare python]

I thought my youtube obsession was bad.

[golden gust]

I like to line up videos so I can just like, cmd-w them and watch a few vids

[plucky sparrow]

I usually only have one YouTube tab open

For my Christmas music dose

[limber knot]

i'm so used to low end computers i made it a habit to close tabs

[golden gust]

and it's like, I feel like poop, so, other than watching anime or xplane, it's like, yea

[rare python]

You see I noticed that I was spending way too much time watching youtube videos

[golden gust]

I used to do this kinda stuff with an old machine

[limber knot]

so i have like, a max of 10 tabs open

[void void]

I can guarantee you, you don't need 95% of those tabs

[limber knot]

^

[plucky sparrow]

Why use your pc to watch videos if you have an iPad

[golden gust]

4G of ram, XP, chrome, back in like 2013ish

[plucky sparrow]

Smh my head

[limber knot]

only tabs i have open rn is netflix and the lounge

[golden gust]

Closing chrome at the end of the day would literally lock up the machine for a few minutes

[rare python]

So I installed a extension called distraction free youtube, unsubscribed from a bunch of channels, and basically went with a policy of "does this video have any value besides entertainment? no? then I am not watching it."

[warm quest]

Jo does anyone know a rankup plugin that works for 1.18

[plucky sparrow]

I’m considering getting the M1 iPad Pro next year now that there’s online vs code

[rare python]

And now I spend all my time on discord, so that worked out well

[void void]

online vscode has existed for a while

gitpod

[limber knot]

dev.github.com iirc

[plucky sparrow]

Fine

[void void]

github.dev

close enough

[limber knot]

that

[plucky sparrow]

If only there were actual ides on iPads

😔

[limber knot]

sublime text

[golden gust]

not an IDE

apple would never allow it because arbitary code

[rare python]

I have a habit of throwing tasks at computers that really cant do those tasks.

[void void]

pretty sure there is a python ide on ios

[rare python]

For like a year I ran minecraft at 720p 30fps and just went with it.

[plucky sparrow]

that’s the issue

Would probably have to set up some server shit on my raspberry just to run java code

[golden gust]

python is heavily sandboxed doe

I'd also imagine that that's just purely to score school creds or something

[limber knot]

python is yucky

[golden gust]

it it allowed running arbitary executables it woulda been insta yeeted

[limber knot]

thanks for coming to my ted talk, i'm going to sleep

[golden gust]

finally, fuck off

[rare python]

Sleep is forbidden

[worn ember]

finally

[limber knot]

shut up ded

shut up cat

[worn ember]

shut up noomie and sleep

[limber knot]

stub your toes

all of them

[golden gust]

hope you step on a drawing pin

[worn ember]

i'll stub them up ur ass

[plucky sparrow]

So yea it’s a tough decision

I don’t want a laptop because ew

But iPads are very limiting

[limber knot]

i almost cut my fingers on chocolate today, that good enough for you, cat?

[golden gust]

I mean, I'd look at what you wanna do with it

Yea, that's good enough ❤️

Fuckin' dumbass

[worn ember]

how tf

[golden gust]

It's naomi

She'll find a way

[limber knot]

i was trying to break a chocolate letter in pieces

[worn ember]

yeah nvm

...

[limber knot]

but it's the cheap chocolate

so

[worn ember]

ive lost the little hope i had in humanity just now

[limber knot]

FUCKING RAZOR EDGES

[golden gust]

naomi exists

having hope in humanity

[limber knot]

being belgian

[golden gust]

Welp, at least we know it's truly DED there

idk somebody who could compete on deds level of dum

[limber knot]

ok cat

[plucky sparrow]

media consumption primarily but then again I regret getting such a small iPad because I could’ve used some extra screen size

[golden gust]

I mean, media consumption is easy, literally everything can deal with that

[limber knot]

i wish you a very "stay awake for 2 more hours before falling asleep because you're rethinking what you've said to people" tonight, cat

[golden gust]

It's more, do you get an iPad, or do you get a windows tablet, basically

[plucky sparrow]

Ooo

[golden gust]

I'm just dreading the meeting tomorrow

[plucky sparrow]

I hadn’t thought of that

[worn ember]

meeting on sunday?

[plucky sparrow]

Can you swap windows for linux

[void void]

monday

[plucky sparrow]

On a surface

[limber knot]

yes

pretty sure you can

[golden gust]

Yeaaaa

[limber knot]

just a pain

[golden gust]

You might wanna research

[worn ember]

brick it

[golden gust]

it can be a pain, drivers are a PITA, etc

[limber knot]

meeting on sunday after church ofc 😤

[plucky sparrow]

Oh ffs

[rare python]

Sounds like your explaining windows tbh

[golden gust]

But, I mean, there are other windows tablets which would probs work

I mean, by windows I literally just mean any machine which isn't android/apple

Really just gotta look at how you're gonna use it

[void void]

speaking of which, i got an amazing flyer in the mail today

[golden gust]

everything runs plex and youtube these days

[worn ember]

and tiktok if ur a millenial

[golden gust]

if you want a machine you can program on, look at something that can run the jetbrains remote crap or is actually capable of running an IDE

[worn ember]

or you know buy a laptop

[plucky sparrow]

The thing is I want it to be as portable as a tablet

Optional keyboard

[worn ember]

theres touchscreen computers

probably with detachable keyboard

[golden gust]

yea, but you still got the dangly thing

[worn ember]

are they even laptops anymore then?

idk

[golden gust]

dtachable keyboard

You mean a tablet

U DENSE

[worn ember]

NO I MEAN A LAPTOP BUT WITHOUT KEAYBOARD

[void void]

Dense Eye Dragon

[rare python]

THATS A TABLET

[golden gust]

THAT'S A TABLET U DUMBFUQ

[worn ember]

NO U

[plucky sparrow]

Also decent battery life

[worn ember]

you mere mortals wouldn't understand

[plucky sparrow]

better than the shit battery life found on the iPad mini

[worn ember]

more like iShit mini amirite

[rare python]

Apple bad

[plucky sparrow]

Not wrong

[golden gust]

apparently their screens are sexy af

But, like

[worn ember]

yes glass is sexy

[golden gust]

I mean, it's the retina factor for me

[worn ember]

i bet u stick ur willy down a tube

[plucky sparrow]

It’s the jelly issues for me

[golden gust]

Yea

[plucky sparrow]

Literally annoying

[golden gust]

||called ur moms throat||

[void void]

@warm anchor I just realized something

[plucky sparrow]

They designed this iPad to be used vertically yet the display sucks at that

[void void]

I got an offline mode bingo and didn't even notice!

[worn ember]

she do be having a lot of suction, about 3PSI

wait, is that PSI or BAR?

ion kno

[golden gust]

PSI and BAR are two different measurements of pressure, iirc

[worn ember]

ah yah fuck consistency

we dont do that here

but yeah be careful or she'll suck a vacuum in ur pp hole

[warm anchor]

nice

[rare python]

Offline mode should only be used if you own the game but don't have an internet connection. That's it. No other use is acceptable.

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfhb6VupJFU

[plucky sparrow]

yea surface looks like the only decent option that won’t result in me having a fucking 15” laptop on my bed

but

windows

😔

[rare python]

Ew windows

[worn ember]

i broke my laptop by opening and closing it

it costed me 325euro to fix

[rare python]

f

Thats what you get for using windows

this is a joke

[worn ember]

ur a joke

[warm anchor]

@worn ember rtp plugin 1.18 when

[plucky sparrow]

So I might actually just get a Mac mini

[worn ember]

when it stops crashing the server

it just spews some shit about indexes out of bounds and shit in the chunk generation and then dies

[warm anchor]

[worn ember]

https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/7006 the issue in case you care

[warm anchor]

[worn ember]

its not a paper specific thing

it happend with the data pack too but then some leaf patches got applied and it suddenly worked

and now its borked again

[rare python]

I had a thought
Wouldnt it be helpful if you could set a plugin as required, and if the server failed to load it then it would just shut down the server.
Would be helpful in the case of plugins that are essential to the servers operation...

[worn ember]

beats me, someone big brain will figure it out

you could make a plugin for that

[true canyon]

Yeah, pretty trivial plugin to check on first tick what loaded and what blew up, and kill the server as necessary 🙂

[warm anchor]

@true canyon is your plugin updated ?

[worn ember]

though in a realistic scenario that would never happen anyway, once you set it up it should just work every time

[warm anchor]

I was having trouble two days ago.

[true canyon]

I have many plugins. What plugin are we talking about?

[worn ember]

eta wen

[warm anchor]

Banish no packet

I mean vanish

[true canyon]

I... kinda assumed it wouldn't need an update. It's all Bukkit API.

[worn ember]

you and me both

[warm anchor]

I may be doing something wrong I will check again then

[true canyon]

Though it wouldn't be a new MC update without at least one visibility API bug.

[plucky sparrow]

Well good night!

[worn ember]

test on spigot cuz thats the stable software /s

[true canyon]

[warm anchor]

@true canyon I will open an issue if I can confirm it’s not me being 0 iq

[half hawk]

hi everyone

would anyone want to choose my next nick in this server?

previously i had "a dev tired of customer support"

[rare python]

Potato

he actually did it lol

[worn ember]

coke and speed too

[spiral robin]

[warm anchor]

Ok I will leave a 1 star review instead

[potent fossil]

nope i use adderall as an actual medication, please don't abuse it. you're only contributing to negative stigma when it is actually useful for people that need it

[golden gust]

yea, sure

druggy

[potent fossil]

[golden gust]

he says while wrapping a J

[warm anchor]

When simple takes adderall he is just super concentrated on his shitposting

[potent fossil]

[golden gust]

Jesus, BTC has been taking a hammering recently

A few weeks ago I had 90 GBP

now I have 70

[waxen panther]

average crypto "invester"

[golden gust]

oh, am not an invester

[waxen panther]

no you're a cat

[viscid wedge]

crypto and investor is an oxymoron

[waxen panther]

soup why is your name stupid here

[quick pasture]

[viscid wedge]

I don't remember

oh. it was gradle's way of saying create reobfuscated bundler jar

[golden gust]

average paper dev programming session when they open their terminal:

[waxen panther]

cat is so based

top 5 core team member for sure

[golden gust]

idefk what that is from, somebody posted it somewhere time ago and I yanked it cos it was so weird

Hey broc, literally worse veg table

[waxen panther]

camm what the FUCK

you remove that from my message(s)

RIGHT now

ok we're done

[viral hornet]

NO BROCC IM SORRY

[waxen panther]

Yea thats what i thought

😠

[viral hornet]

[golden gust]

!warn @waxen panther How's this for victimisation?

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Warned broccolai#7777 (How's this for victimisation?) [3 total infractions] -- electronicboy#8869.

[viral hornet]

WTF

[waxen panther]

3 total infractions

[viscid wedge]

post warnlog

[waxen panther]

i am sure all three of them are legitimate rule breakages

[viral hornet]

https://twitter.com/zachbr_/status/1380265179754139652?s=20

Zach Brown (@zachbr_)

Getting banned from a discord server be like https://t.co/98MRmJXu14

▶ Play video

Twitter · Apr 8, 2021, 9:03 PM

master aikar

[waxen panther]

i miss z

[viral hornet]

same

[golden gust]

Z was best in the IRC days

[waxen panther]

ok i will go ping him in 3 discord servers

[golden gust]

The random instances of the mods booting one another

I even found out once that I could boot the IRC network OP as a lowly channel half OP

[waxen panther]

i as supreme vegtebal should be able to kick you

[golden gust]

You know, I wonder if we can squeeze all of the sugar out of you

turn you into judge fudge

[waxen panther]

last i checked there wasnt sugar in broccoli

[golden gust]

either way, fuq u

[tropic flame]

I'm writing this message to inform that i agree

cat is based

[waxen panther]

would you say he is in the top 5 of papermc core team members?

[left swift]

i feel sick watching this

brocc making a papermc core team tier list

[potent fossil]

it would be really SICK if facebook would stop FREEZING when i try to upload my photos

[coarse lily]

Definitely at least top 6

[waxen panther]

simply do not use facebook

and yeah ocelot, thats fair

[potent fossil]

my family wants to see the photos and they are all boomers so i have no choice

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther @waxen panther

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon

best michael

[twin lagoon]

[golden gust]

.gc

[limber knot]

https://twitter.com/pomeranian99/status/858856994438094848

Clive Thompson (@pomeranian99)

Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks. A 1995 memo: https://t.co/RIRF1u75Qt

Retweets

4695

Likes

7200

Twitter · May 1, 2017, 1:33 AM

[vestal jasper]

permaBAN

@twin lagoon wow cheating on me with brocc

[waxen panther]

there's enough of michael for everyone

[vestal jasper]

[charred edge]

Tried the fabric core, and it's just awful, the TPS is so lame...

I'm about the server.

[waxen panther]

same applies

[sand mesa]

what's the best way to pregen a world? I find plugins/my server hardware too slow. I was thinking of moving the world to my home computer and generating the chunks there

[charred edge]

Really? Can I use Paper and Fabric together?

[golden gust]

Okay, so, I have this fun thing with git, where if I do a non interactive rebase, even with --autosquash, it doesn't squash o.O

[sand mesa]

Is there a better alternative than plugins? Kind of like MCEdit where it only loads the map and not the whole server

[half hawk]

i don't know where to ask, is there a way to turn off the dark mode in the paper forums?

[charred edge]

I'm pregenerating the world right now at 26CPS with chunky.

[warm anchor]

use Chunky

[golden gust]

in the theme settings somewhere

Like, profile settings, maybe

[waxen panther]

26 cps on paper ? ?

[charred edge]

Yes...

[waxen panther]

your server must be a rock

[half hawk]

cool thanks

[sand mesa]

hmm I thought about chunky but I was hoping there was something faster. I'll move the server to my home pc and use chunky then

thanks!

[charred edge]

It started with 4000CPS, ticket 2 times and got slow.

Maybe i setted to much radius.

[warm anchor]

Chunky is the fastest there. It's pretty much the standard

[charred edge]

Jebaited

[Chunky] Task running for world. Processed: 31571 chunks (2.02%), ETA: 15:04:26, Rate: 28.3 cps, Current: 22, -89 current progress.

[half hawk]

quite slow imo

[sand mesa]

I wonder how fast a program that only generates the map without running the whole server would be

might be a cool multiple weekends project 💀

[charred edge]

I admit that I am doing something wrong. =)

[indigo violet]

set description of #❗-1-18 to Anyone caught asking for an ETA will be fed to the goblins

[waxen panther]

im getting 200 cps on a fresh paper jar

[waxen panther]

implying anyone reads descriptions

[charred edge]

On i7 4770 + ssd + 10GB ram setted for paper.

Maybe 10k radius is to high. :)

[waxen panther]

i mean radius doesn't affect cps

it just means you need to do more chunks

you on w*ndows?

[charred edge]

Nah, docker on windows.

Maybe docker FS is slow for some reason, but world is mapped as volume to the host.

[waxen panther]

windows FS is slow

[sand mesa]

``
[20:04:23 INFO]: [Chunky] Task running for world. Processed: 9748 chunks (0.62%), ETA: 1:29:22, Rate: 290.0 cps, Current: -26, 84

``

[waxen panther]

pogger

[indigo violet]

#❗-1-17

[waxen panther]

#❗-1-17

[charred edge]

I'm not using windows as i said. Linux server with docker installed with papermc in docker.

[indigo violet]

linux is superior

[waxen panther]

what you said before made it sound like you were just running a linux server with docker on windows

but yes ok

[sand mesa]

imagine we pregen a corrupt world 💀

[waxen panther]

something with your setup is omega fucked tho

[charred edge]

Well i tried w/o docker layer, same behavior. Just gived up.

[viscid wedge]

wh

[viscid wedge]

something doesn't add up

[charred edge]

Tried on my windows machine with my ryzen 2700 and fresh world, seems like same behavior. xD

I think i'm better to write it to chunky server, maybe.

[warm anchor]

https://github.com/pop4959/Chunky/wiki/FAQ

read FAQ

[bleak thistle]

hey

i need help

i am using Pterodactyl and is in 1.17.1

how i pass to 1.18

i aredy download the paper version

how i put in?

ok

[visual fern]

I just realized

My "no kotlin" emoji I made a while back

Is here as a sticker

How did this happen

[cunning raft]

i doubt you're the first to make a kotlin emote with a cross in it :p

[visual gazelle]

If i have a coded fabric server home rig and if i add sodium in mods folder will it increse the performance of server

[vague lagoon]

Probably

[visual fern]

I made it in 30 seconds with a web editor so probably

Just thought it funny

[visual gazelle]

is there any login mod for 1.18

[south matrix]

that's just because those chunks were already generated

[viscid wedge]

No

Sodium is client side lol

You want Lithium.

And Starlight.

[visual gazelle]

is there any login mod for 1.18

[viscid wedge]

We don't do offline mode here. You're on your own there.

[vestal jasper]

there's one built into the vanilla client and server

seems to still be usable

[visual gazelle]

what?

ummm

so i have to make server of vanila 1.18?

[vestal jasper]

in the launcher

top left

[trim oracle]

we need a :nojava: emote to match, is great

[south matrix]

equality is not obtainable

[autumn glen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/765092694372253716/916642618950160474/chrome_sb7Hk420AD.png

And their base command is weed

https://github.com/chrislusf/seaweedfs

nice.

[void void]

helo pape minecraft

paper

[potent fossil]

hello ro

rosa

[marble lark]

but it's kind of the language the server is literally written in kek

[void void]

how we doin

[marble lark]

ay

doin meh

[void void]

relatable

[marble lark]

rip

god i hate writing reports

[viscid wedge]

we doing

[potent fossil]

im procrastinating

[viscid wedge]

im making irresponsible decisions with work in the morning

[silver nexus]

shit i have i biology assignment

thank you for reminding me

[marble lark]

feelsbadman

[untold copper]

ah yes

[left swift]

is this meme chat now

[serene bolt]

👉 #gifs-and-memes

[limber knot]

blob

hey felenov

should we make the config for valk xml format?

yeah but xml would just annoy the living hell out of the spigot kids

[potent fossil]

so annoy them, who cares

[limber knot]

les do it

might have to write a custom parser though

sounds fun

what packet do you use to brute force it though

[left swift]

that one

[ruby iron]

Would it be possible to give players a map of biomes without giving away the seed or any structures?

[limber knot]

explore and keep coords in a google doc ig

or any of the webview map plugins there are

[untold copper]

ur a meme nomana

[limber knot]

true

[left swift]

rude

what's the point of having server specific avatar if it just still shows a preview on profile

dumcord

unless only I can see it

[swift root]

https://i.imgur.com/a1jmnSo.png

nope

[left swift]

ok larry

is that a nitro feature?

[void void]

Server avatars are nitro only ^

[limber knot]

imagine paying for discord

[chrome cosmos]

yes

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-12-05_10-01-29.png

[chrome cosmos]

only for fardcord

[ashen cliff]

Time to regret this.

[south matrix]

what's the api for minecraft called that doesn't have anything by default

i forgot

minestom

sorry for disturbing

[void void]

The ultimate programming experience

I could actually see this being useful on a larger mobile screen such as on a tablet

[lavish compass]

i mean

look at the resolution of my screenshot

i could scale it down to probably fit more content

[void void]

Gotta rebase those prs on the go

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-12-05_10-48-31.png

[limber knot]

xxd

hi phoenix

[lavish compass]

where's that

[ashen cliff]

Every single SpigotMC plugin. 🛌

[worn ember]

Looking support

[frank otter]

wait can we compile online