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mellow quiver
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little while back we actually had someone in helpchat complain about our bots and gpdr

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they were getting their knickers in a twist about the shit we store

limber knotBOT
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lol

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copium

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regarding the privileged intents for messages: "Unverified bots in fewer than 75 servers are not affected at all"

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so just spin up a new bot every ~70 servers thinksmart

tropic flame
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oh, 75, not 100

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i guess that makes sense since you're only eligible for verification at 75 servers

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100 is the limit for unverified bots

stone jasper
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How are bots talking?

tropic flame
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yeah so they could just really show that message upon clicking on an invite click and forget about intents

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but whatever

limber knotBOT
tropic flame
limber knotBOT
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one would just need to automate the registration

stone jasper
tropic flame
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basically they're in Paper's IRC

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and it's a bot that's bridging IRC and discord

limber knotBOT
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we are bots, wdym

tropic flame
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why we have it? well

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.xkcd 1782

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results found!

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please don't lie Logics

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and start accepting your new robot overlords!

tropic flame
stone jasper
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Nice

tropic flame
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) xkcd: Team Chat (6 January 2017)

tropic flame
limber knotBOT
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yes

mellow quiver
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u boomers needa get on discord

limber knotBOT
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i would if i could

tropic flame
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can you tell me the weather for January 1st in Portugal at 14:22 UTC+0, then?

mellow quiver
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why can you not?

limber knotBOT
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discord poopoo

mellow quiver
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ok I've got the ultimate robot test

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spell apple

golden gust
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She's too gen z

limber knotBOT
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sunny with some clouds

tropic flame
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shot and killed on sight... almost

mellow quiver
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lmao

tropic flame
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someone reported them

mellow quiver
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who gives a fuck about age restrictions

tropic flame
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because assholes i guess

tropic flame
limber knotBOT
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december 13th ;_;

golden gust
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Well, the companies who get fucked by those laws, mostly

limber knotBOT
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doxing yourself

still turtle
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How does the bots do that

crystal lilyBOT
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__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

limber knotBOT
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hfs

tropic flame
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i mean yeah you shouldn't give your private info to strangers and that should pretty much extend to companies imho

limber knotBOT
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we just went over this

still turtle
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How

tropic flame
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i miss the days when just an email and password were needed

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now they want your government ID, credit card, SSN, i wonder when Google will start asking for vaccination proof to watch YouTube videos

limber knotBOT
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I can count the companies that know my real name and birthdate on my hands (hopefully)

mellow quiver
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let me think, stripe, my bank

limber knotBOT
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technically speaking one of my birth dates is public though as I have posted about it so...

mellow quiver
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auspost

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yeah that's about it, excluding gov stuff

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everything else is fake details

tropic flame
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Google thinks i was born in 1975

void void
limber knotBOT
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I mean, you can't really get online shopping orders if you give htem a fake name and address xD

mellow quiver
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eh

limber knotBOT
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;)

tropic flame
mellow quiver
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name isn't as big of an issue, can just forfeit sign on delivery

limber knotBOT
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all of my fake birthdays are on historically significant dates

vernal moth
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My real birthday is on a historical ly significant day too!

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Hitlers Birthday 😂

limber knotBOT
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mostly shit related to Germany like start of WW2 or Hitler stuff 😅

tropic flame
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I was going to say "same, it's my birthday" but then... well, nevermind now

vernal moth
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Cmon, 4/20 is a pretty cool birthday

void void
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since when is there a twentieth month

tropic flame
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Twentyember, haven't you heard?

olive marlin
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Mini used dum format so the date looks nicer.

tropic flame
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these gen Z members are inventing bullocks everyday

limber knotBOT
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more like xxxx-04-20 ISO format ;D

vernal moth
bleak apex
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Hello, I've tried to find plugin like ShopChest, which seems abandoned, but I have not. May be anybody knows a similar plugin with holo above chests without signs

pastel reef
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Is there such thing as maximum simulation distance?

tropic flame
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client-side there is certainly a limit

pastel reef
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And server side?

tropic flame
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server-side... idk, the limit of an integer, i guess?

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i could be wrong but since the client-side limit is so tiny compared to that, it's irrelevant

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isn't the client-side limit 64 blocks?

rose wolf
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Hey I have a question. I am using chunky so my server gets faster. And I need something that once the player count is 0 the server will run: /chunky continue and when it goes up to 1 it runs: /chunky pause

pastel reef
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Does high client simulation distance impact server performance?

tropic flame
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oh wait

pastel reef
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Splendid

tropic flame
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what's simulation distance again?

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i just forgot 1.18 changed things

pastel reef
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But why? Doesn't it have to do with ticking?

tropic flame
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oh

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i see

pastel reef
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Doesn't tuinity have pre-1.18 render distance built in?

tropic flame
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and i guess the other view distance is for the rest of the world?

pastel reef
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How do I change it?

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oh, just saw it XD

fossil gazelle
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Hii guys:)

pastel reef
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thanks

crystal lilyBOT
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__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

tropic flame
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anyways i remember when the client could not go higher than 32 of render distance without optifine lmao

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i think this was back in 1.7

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in 1.8 they made it 64 the maximum on vanilla

golden gust
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Stop spamming the eta command each time you show up, it's not gonna change.

mellow quiver
rose wolf
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How to automatically run a command when player count changes?

fossil gazelle
rose wolf
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ah shit

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I hate java programming gets on my nerves.

tropic flame
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mine never did, I've lived a life on render distance 2 to 4

mellow quiver
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very recently

tropic flame
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and without optifine it'd be even worse

rose wolf
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optifine ❤️

tropic flame
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yeah because nuclear scary ooOooOoOOo

foggy veldt
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Couldn’t decide on what to order so I told myself I’m going to get whatever the last message in #food is

tropic flame
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you know what happens when you ban nuclear plants? you end up buying electricity from china which has nuclear plants. kekw

foggy veldt
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Time to fall down the stairs ig

fossil gazelle
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No:)t in india

tropic flame
fossil gazelle
tropic flame
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exactly

fossil gazelle
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British did

golden gust
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Well, Germany buys from france

tropic flame
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and the portuguese

golden gust
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Who are building a new nuke to sell energy to the Germans

fossil gazelle
tropic flame
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well the Portuguese kind of just held a few ports in a few cities but it's a detail everyone just forgets

fossil gazelle
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Even France left early

golden gust
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Don't care

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Got tea

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Ofc

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No

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Black

fossil gazelle
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Me too btw @golden gust

golden gust
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I mean, am a brit

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I don't have tea right now, but, had to make the joke

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No, but, stereotypes

tough ledge
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Who the fuck cares about Kazakhstan

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?

fossil gazelle
golden gust
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Don't nention

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Caffeine withdrawal

tropic flame
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caffeine in tea?

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why

fossil gazelle
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Yea

tropic flame
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just drink coffee at that point

tough ledge
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they fight?

fossil gazelle
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??

tough ledge
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eyo google translate

limber knotBOT
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tea just tastes a lot better than shitty coffee

tough ledge
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true

fossil gazelle
tough ledge
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tea should rule the world

hexed dragon
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I like tea and coffee but tea much more.

tough ledge
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I can't type sry

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r/madlads

limber knotBOT
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I drank pretty good coffee once and really liked it, can't really drink the cheap shit though

fossil gazelle
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Is this chat gonna fight over tea and coffee what in the world is this chat in man

tough ledge
golden gust
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I come from a council estate

limber knotBOT
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it's a drink though

mellow quiver
elfin steppe
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drink water

golden gust
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I used to hate coffee with a passion

limber knotBOT
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also it's the UK timezone, what do you expect? lol

tough ledge
golden gust
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Darn nescafe instant

elfin steppe
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nescafe eww

tough ledge
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disgusting

golden gust
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I bought ground coffee once, and kinds fell in love with it

tough ledge
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Ate raw coffee grounds at 2am, never been the same since (negative)

elfin steppe
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i dont drink coffee that much

fossil gazelle
tough ledge
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:((((

fossil gazelle
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Lmao

hexed dragon
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I am British/Indian

golden gust
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Ouch

fossil gazelle
void void
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minecon?

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Pro tip: don't write C++ if you want to keep your sanity

tropic flame
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i was gonna say "what if it's a physical minecon this time?" completely forgetting that covid still exists

golden gust
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Stop

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Go back!

limber knotBOT
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nah

golden gust
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Naomi.

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WAN BE MONKE

tropic flame
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naomi is already monke, they're on IRC

golden gust
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All

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Cloudflare have cameras pointing at lava lamps for edenness.

limber knotBOT
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if you want true randomness use a cosmic ray detector

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or well, as true as you can get right now on earth

void void
plucky sparrow
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Imma create a randomizer board

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unless it already exists

limber knotBOT
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I prefer provable random stuff though 👀

golden gust
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The big issue is getting enough randomness and ensuring its random

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Like, the random gen in linux is fueled by msny things

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We had a fun issue once where we kept depleating the random :L

limber knotBOT
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gg

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how do you even manage that

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like my messages

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:D

golden gust
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That's the issue

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What's truely random in a PC?

void void
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the user

limber knotBOT
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I mean it really depends on what you need the randomness for

golden gust
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They don't always interact enough

vernal moth
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It's not, it's not renewable

limber knotBOT
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I mean you can just use third party website's user generated content as random input

vernal moth
golden gust
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Like, randomness on servers, especially less busy ones, is always an issue

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Norway, france

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Many places afaik

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Nuclear is renewable

hexed dragon
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What is the premiere on youtube about?

limber knotBOT
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nothing is renewable, we haven't solved entropy yet

golden gust
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Issue with such sources is that they're easy to pollute

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That's why secure shit often has sealed off spoopy hardware and multiple sources cos if you pollute once source you still have others

void void
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we need some insider info

limber knotBOT
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i willl

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(not that i'm even remotely smart enough)

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sounds like a good random source

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runs

elfin steppe
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unless something goes horribly wrong…

limber knotBOT
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right you made gearwheel to compile on RM's 6gpu/system stuff?

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idr

worn ember
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bruh this randomness discussion literally came up in another discord a few days ago kek

limber knotBOT
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I mean even if something goes wrong it's not like it will pollute checks notes half or Europe

worn ember
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looks like its not thinking fast enough amirite

limber knotBOT
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inb4 Minecraft Story Mode 2 announcement

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oh god

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do we have a betting pool yet? 👀

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wind, water and moon gravity are the current best ones

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solar needs a lot more research

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have you hird of this thing called "cables"?

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*heard

vernal moth
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Your solution to nuclear waste:

limber knotBOT
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also laser satelites will be sick af

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cables literally carry from china to germany

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the issue is not cables

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the issue is connecting the grid

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please stfu if you have zero experience in how modern power grids work

vernal moth
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Stay civil kids

limber knotBOT
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ahaha

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literally the reason AC exists

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yeah right

vernal moth
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My electricity literally is produced in Norway and am in Germany Gloriah

limber knotBOT
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stop applying your half baked high school science experience and start researching how the electricity industry actually works

hexed dragon
mild rune
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Isn't the EU also completely interlinked over a few thousands of KMs of cables pepeLa

void void
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mini, we need your inside info

limber knotBOT
vernal moth
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Solar panels are recyclable far easier than dealing with nuclear waste

limber knotBOT
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we will get more energy from the sun in form of a nuclear fusion reactor before solar becomes actually useable

elfin steppe
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Our country is still relying on fossil fuels and one of the bigger source will run out in a couple years and they still haven’t looked into hydro (we’re an archipelago so hydro is the best option)

limber knotBOT
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I wonder how those recycling plants do their business then thonk

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because apparently chemistry no longer applies to solar panels

vernal moth
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There are companies that recycle solar panels, EU funds them, it's just that you are still districting from the fact that it's impossible to properly deal with nuclear waste

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All I hear from you is whataboutism

limber knotBOT
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we should just put nuclear waste somewhere into deep russia where nobody lives thinksmart

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or wait, that's literally what we used to do until a couple years ago

olive marlin
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Imagine not having most of your power come from coal plants PES3_PillowSleep

quick pasture
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just put it back in the ground

plucky sparrow
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Throwback to when Spain had taxes on the sun (for solar panels ofc)

void void
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just shoot it unto the sun thinksmart

quick pasture
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it came from there to begin with

golden gust
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How about the toxic waste from solar panels?

limber knotBOT
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right, all that silicium

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toxic for whom?

quick pasture
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put it in some thicc mountain a few km deep

limber knotBOT
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just disable public chat thinksmart

golden gust
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Nuclear fuel is reusable and most waste is low level stuff which is cleaned and thrown in the normal trash systems

fossil gazelle
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Me here sitting seeing chat
Wtf is a nuclear fuel

quick pasture
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like yknow we have these oil pipes right, if the oil is drained, huge gap in the ground, just dump the waste through the pipe

limber knotBOT
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@mossy cliff you literally described recycling

rare python
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Yes but nuclear leaves behind mess which uh... can't be cleaned up so easily.

golden gust
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Meanwhile were firing up coal plants which toss out more nuclear radionuclides than would even be permittable for a nuclear plant to have

limber knotBOT
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Germany wants to stop using coal in 2030 👀

vernal moth
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Look we still not talking about how you wanna deal with nuclear waste

limber knotBOT
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so at least my country is doing its part! =D

vernal moth
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It's irresponsible to continue to produce nuclear waste when you don't have a plan to deal with it

golden gust
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We can literally reuse most of it

void void
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Shoot it into the sun! bigbrain

golden gust
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The tech is right fucking there

limber knotBOT
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NL is tryna get everyone off the gas

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oh yeah, gas needs to be fucking gone too

worn ember
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they used to put windturbine blades in landfills, just so you know how green green energy really is

golden gust
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China is dropping out plants which can already do this

rare python
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Nuclear is a really good solution... until something goes wrong... cough chernobyl chough fukushima chough windscale cough

vernal moth
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Lmfao

golden gust
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And they do that by using massive amounts of energy to liberate it

olive marlin
void void
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just give all the waste to NK, what could go wrong!

next frost
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nuclear energy is far too expensive anyways

quick pasture
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m no not really

limber knotBOT
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yeah, all of EU needs to get out of nuclear power, Prof

rare python
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Ah yes, exactly what this planet needs, MORE BOMBS! NO.

worn ember
golden gust
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And were expecting electricity usage to increase like 5 fold before 2050

limber knotBOT
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Germany is pushing for that but the tax subsidized nuclear industry is just too damn powerful right now

golden gust
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And renewable growth is kinda shit

limber knotBOT
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people don't realise that taxes are paying most of the costs of nuclear power lol

golden gust
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So, of you want to get rid of nuclear, then off your heating, turn off your ac, etc

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Get rid of your car

olive marlin
limber knotBOT
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i would like to not melt or freeze to death, cat

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also fuck anyone who spews nuclear lobby propaganda, and most likely even for free

worn ember
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people have opinions, and opinions often outweigh facts for some reason kek

rare python
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Jokes on you, I am in the UK, we don't use AC as much.

quick pasture
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nuclear fusion anyone?

vernal moth
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Coal is already economically unviable in Germany

rare python
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why did I accidentally put not?

vernal moth
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They literally turn plans off because they are not profitable

limber knotBOT
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i'll turn on the AMD FX machine

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also re fusion, we are not even close to getting it done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ4W1g-6JiY

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golden gust
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Yea, and the gov pays them to turn them back on when the green energy doesn't meet demands

rare python
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Until it goes wrong.

next frost
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no

rare python
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It has gone wrong before, and it will again.

golden gust
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Nuclear plants are literally the safest they've ever been

olive marlin
limber knotBOT
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you keep repeating their nuclear industry propaganda xD

vernal moth
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Citation needed

golden gust
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We're just stuck using old designs because the people who don't want solar panels or wind farms near them also don't want nuclear near them either

worn ember
# rare python Until it goes wrong.

yeah well you could trip on a stone and hit your head and die too, so does that mean we should ban all rocks cuz theres a small chance something can go wrong?

vernal moth
golden gust
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It's not the cheapest because red tape

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It's not the fastest because red tape

limber knotBOT
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amp 😅

golden gust
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Wanna know where moet nuclear growth ks these days?

vernal moth
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The cost of generating solar power ranges from $36 to $44 per megawatt hour (MWh), the WNISR said, while onshore wind power comes in at $29–$56 per MWh. Nuclear energy costs between $112 and $189.

golden gust
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China

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India

worn ember
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yeah well its too late now to go nuclear, we shouldve done it 10 years ago, but i doubt renable is gonna save our ass here either

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we're fucked either way

golden gust
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Wouldn't be 10 years if there wasn't so much red tape

limber knotBOT
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I can't wait for the first terrorist attacks on actual critical infrastructure Kappa

golden gust
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And even green power is well jnder it's growth

vernal moth
golden gust
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Sounds like anti nuclear propeganda

limber knotBOT
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"Although several new nuclear plants are under construction, no new project has started in China since 2016." TIL

worn ember
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its all political, its literally your government that curates those things

golden gust
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Theres only so much green energy you can have on the grid without rebuilding the entire grid

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We're still yet to solve the storage problem

limber knotBOT
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^

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yeah

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at least in Germany we really need to get our north-south power transportation finished

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good thing the new government wants to really push that

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Ender IO Resonant Capacitor Banks any1???

golden gust
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Current solution is basically "start whipping the kids in war torn countries to mine resources faster"

limber knotBOT
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then we can store power in norway's and switzerlands hydro plants thinksmart

worn ember
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You need sources of constant output, which is impossible with just wind and solar, its more doable with thermal and hydro but thats far from viable for all places

limber knotBOT
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you can easily farm plants below solar panels

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that space is not lost

golden gust
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I think cali has enough battery storage to last 20 days

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I mean

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20 minutes

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and that's including all the batteries in EVs, etc

worn ember
golden gust
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We need capacity for literally days for the current system to work

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and to drastically increase the green energy %

limber knotBOT
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also all newly build government and industrial buildings in Germany will be required to put solar panels on their roofs which is pretty good use of normally wasted space

worn ember
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they're working on such storage devices but uh, yeah requires a lot of research still

golden gust
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and, once again, we're expecting electricty use between now and 2050 to increase 5 fold

limber knotBOT
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...

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please for once actually do research

rare python
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I think it would be reasonable for governments to basically say: "Any new buildings must have solar where appropriate".

limber knotBOT
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holy shit

rare python
vernal moth
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I still want a fucking source for that, because the source I linked about said 25 years. Also, you can easily start by placing solar on all big houses, cutting down trees would be extremely stupid, nobody does that

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So unless you start bringing source, please just stay quiet

worn ember
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they lose efficiency over their age though, so you probably cant keep them viable till their EOL

golden gust
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25 years is what the panels are rated for but afaik most people are replacing them every 10 due to losses and new tech

worn ember
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wind turbines also need new blades every 15 years or so

vernal moth
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Cat please, the source literally said that the avg life span is 25 years

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It's not what they rated for

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It's their age when they hit recycling

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Oh now we at step two, anecdotal evidence, I love it

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Bring. Sources.

worn ember
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i'm sure theres been many solar panels that have lasted 25 years especially since they've only been comercially viable for the past 10 or so

spare venture
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you know how much unused space there is on earth

golden gust
spare venture
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have you done a life cycle analysis on both?

mellow quiver
limber knotBOT
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it's 👏 not 👏 a 👏 fact

next frost
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You can combine agriculture and solar energy just fine, it can even help

vernal moth
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Cat that's a press release of a company that wants to sell more panels

worn ember
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i'm not against renewables, i just think its stupid everyones completely banking on them

limber knotBOT
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at this point I'm pretty sure this is just a troll

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nobody can be such an idiot

cosmic raft
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wheeee

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new feature done

quasi valley
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whooo

crystal lilyBOT
worn ember
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wtf santa kneny is real

limber knotBOT
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knenta

untold copper
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im gonna get my hair coloured white in the summer vacations

quasi valley
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I only distribute coal tho

void void
crystal lilyBOT
untold copper
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day #177 of trying to get abs (yesterday): no exercise
day #178 of trying to get abs (today): 65 Zone Minutes. Did 50 mins of lower body + core strength and conditioning.

vernal moth
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Stop spreading bullshit like that if you can't bring sources, last warning

spare venture
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have you done a life cycle assessment on each energy source to assess their impact?

untold copper
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also my science exam was today

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it was epic

hexed dragon
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Premiere might be about this?

rare python
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Cutting down forests is a dumb idea...

vernal moth
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Anecdotal evidence isn't a valid source

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Holy shit

mellow quiver
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wait so is it a new minecon soyab?

crystal lilyBOT
rare python
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Just put solar on top of new or pre-existing buildings.

golden gust
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I mean, theres a critical difference between "shit lasts for 25 years" and "We replace it every 10"

limber knotBOT
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I feel like it depends on why it gets replaced

worn ember
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phones last 6 years, yet i'm the only person i know that still uses their 6yo phone

limber knotBOT
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hey we covered this in business economics class

rare python
#

Not like the roof on most buildings is being used for anything other then being a roof.

vernal moth
#

Let's just stop this discussion

#

It's getting nowhere

limber knotBOT
spare venture
#

take a sustainable engineering class

void void
vernal moth
#

Let's instead talk about that Minecraft festival thing

golden gust
#

Finding researched documentation on companies saying that they're tossing their shit out every 10 years is generally not something that goes into a peer review paper thing of a mega industry

spare venture
#

then come back 🙂

mellow quiver
vernal moth
#

Paper meetup for Minecraft festival?!?!

limber knotBOT
#

I can't wait for this announcement to just be "yeah, we will do 5 partnered events in major american and european cities"

worn ember
#

lets talk about NFT's and how to get rich with pyramid schemes

limber knotBOT
#

oooh

void void
#

let's turn the aikar rap into an nft

limber knotBOT
#

we already did that this morning

#

Minecraft NFT

cosmic raft
#

yeah you can stop now

limber knotBOT
#

that's it

vernal moth
#

Soyab where is that screenshot from?

void void
#

looks like the wiki

hexed dragon
#
Minecraft Wiki

Minecraft Festival is an in-person Minecraft convention similar to MINECON that is planned to be held in Orlando, Florida, in late 2022 on a yet to be announced date. It was originally set to be held in 25-27 September 2020, but was postponed twice due to the COVID-19 pandemic. The online portion of the event is called Minecraft Live! [sic]

limber knotBOT
#

Mojang and Microsoft will go web3 baby!

#

festival tickets will be nfts

#

kek

spare venture
#

end NFTs please

limber knotBOT
#

the thing people like you loos their money to

hexed dragon
#

They did postpone it to 2022 and 2022 is next year.

limber knotBOT
#

*loose

cosmic raft
#

The NFT discussion can stop now.

worn ember
hexed dragon
#

Minecraft movie was also supposed to come out in March of next year but they made it undated.

limber knotBOT
#

wait, it's not 2019?

worn ember
#

minecraft movie? are you kidding

limber knotBOT
worn ember
#

they better make it rated R then

#

Minecraft: Steve and the Mob (aka mafia)

vernal moth
#

Well, the title of the premiere might hint at the movie?

hexed dragon
#

but the date of the festival tickets is next month.

#

So it could be either.

limber knotBOT
#

can't wait for yet another "only in theatres" while a global pandemic is happening literally everywhere

vernal moth
#

Have you been to a theatre recently?

#

It's fine

limber knotBOT
#

i havent

#

a couple months ago, yeah

hexed dragon
#

It is fine here.

limber knotBOT
#

rarely go to the cinema anyway

hexed dragon
#

I rarely go but it is fine.

limber knotBOT
#

but I wouldn't have gone if they hadn't done proper checking of people's vaccination/testing status

vernal moth
#

That's what I meant with fine

limber knotBOT
#

well technically the one cinema didn't actually do it properly

#

have a >three year old cinema coupon i havemt used in my wallet

vernal moth
#

They scan your qr code and check your ID, you wear mask till your seat, seats are spaced apart, it's all safe

limber knotBOT
#

well sometimes they don't check ID or scan the code but just look at it

vernal moth
#

Ah the famous human qr code reader

#

Was at the Xmas market yesterday, they had one of those too

limber knotBOT
#

only had that happen once (when they actually checked)

#

was in a couple restaurants with family where they didn't even care checking

vernal moth
#

But the bar we were at later did actually check it via covpasscheck

limber knotBOT
#

at least since last week I can call the police on them lmao

#

i have acquired cheese twists

spare venture
#

didn’t you hear the pandemic is over phoenix /s

limber knotBOT
#

more like "what pandemic?"

spare venture
#

well it was over after like 2 weeks in the us anyway

olive marlin
#

We don't (yet) have laws which would allow them to require you to disclose your vaccination status (but they need to provide how many unvaccinated people there are, so you "anonymously" have to mark it and they can't verify it).

spare venture
#

i just hope that for the next pandemic i’m not one of the vulnerable people because this is how we will always react to something like this

limber knotBOT
#

id hope not

#

yeah it sucks if you have to fear for your life for almost 2 years

warm anchor
spare venture
#

also if you had to have a surgery the past 2 years good luck because all the hospitals are full and cancelled most surgeries

vernal moth
#

If that's not the entire bee movie script am disappointed

static moat
#

Ya like Jazz?

void void
#

prepare for disappointment then

limber knotBOT
#

largest qr can go up to 3kb of data iirc

cosmic raft
#

also lol

cosmic raft
#

24 hours of data:

limber knotBOT
#

my grandma broke her arm two weeks ago... right before the current wave and she got instant surgery so that was pretty lucky all things considered

#

mattkc put snake in one

spare venture
#

in the US you can require people to show you their vaccination card to enter a building

vernal moth
void void
cosmic raft
#

no

worn ember
#

someone got their hands on grafana kek

vernal moth
#

Here in gastro you can't enter without being vaccinated or recovered

olive marlin
olive marlin
limber knotBOT
#

sounds like you are in a state with more reasonable people than me 😅

#

(@ mini xD)

vernal moth
#

I meeeaaaaaaann

cosmic raft
spare venture
#

yeah in seattle you can’t enter a restaurant, gym, movie theatre, sporting event, etc without being vaccinated

void void
#

no

quasi valley
spare venture
#

do you guys just sit on discord while at work

vernal moth
limber knotBOT
#

5 of the top 10 distrcits in Germany are in my state ;_;

spare venture
#

specifically you mini 😂

void void
spare venture
#

well i’m doing the same thing

limber knotBOT
#

yes i am on discord during school hrs

vernal moth
limber knotBOT
#

and sleep hours

#

i have a problem

cosmic raft
#

the main reason the link is not public

crystal compass
#

literally so lame, if the server with an SRV record goes down, it connects people whatever server on the 25565 port.. lol

cosmic raft
#

is because it's hosted on my tiny vps

spare venture
#

my boss asked me to stop leaving 15-30 mins early after i did it for a week

void void
spare venture
#

this is after i worked saturday and sunday, 20.5 hours between those two days

#

i love being salaried

#

i told him i am not working any more weekends unless i get those hours back in comp vacation time

limber knotBOT
#

lol

spare venture
#

i honestly wish i lived in the EU for vacation but being paid less.. i don’t know what is more important to me

#

well i don’t work in tech, i work in engineering, so the rules for us are a little different

limber knotBOT
#

i love not having time for a job

#

LOL some lady on the bus just started knitting

#

nvm is crochet

spare venture
#

good use of her time

tardy dust
#

how many patches are left?

void void
#

most are ported, only a couple of leaf's optimization patches are left

tardy dust
#

is there a way to track how many patches?

void void
#

these patches are left

hexed dragon
#

The even even even ones

warm anchor
#

@void void leaf wake up when

#

Wait you ain’t leaf

tardy dust
#

lol

void void
#

am ceo of optimization sunglas

warm anchor
#

Most optimized config

#

Turn everything down to nothing

#

No lag!

void void
#

most optimized config: no server

#

cant be lag if theres no server

marble lark
#

iirc that's what one optimization plugin did

warm anchor
#

Yeah it’s so dumb lol

marble lark
#

just called

System.exit(0);

whenever the server started

#

can't imagine what the issue tracker for that plugin is like

rare python
#

Issue #1: Server crashes on startup
Issue #2: Server crashes on startup
Issue #3: Server crashes on startup
Issue #4: Server crashes on startup

rare python
limber knotBOT
#

forgot to increment the issue number smh

rare python
#

I had accidentally pressed enter.

limber knotBOT
#

irc no show edit dum

rare python
#

Imagine using IRC in 2021

marble lark
#

she got banned from Discord

#

feelsbadman

limber knotBOT
#

not banned

rare python
#

What for lol?

limber knotBOT
#

just locked out of my account

rare python
#

How?

#

Just make a new account?

limber knotBOT
#

and get banned for ban evasion? nah fam

#

im abusing loopholes B)

rare python
#

What were you banned for?

winged lion
#

Is there a bot commands channel or do I use this channel

rare python
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

limber knotBOT
marble lark
limber knotBOT
#

it's where most spam goes anyway

marble lark
#

why does someone always beat me to it

#

:(

limber knotBOT
#

im on mobile even lol

#

yeah that's how chad i am, using irc on my phone

rare python
#

And your not using discord... so probably no autocomplete.

limber knotBOT
#

who needs autocomplete

rare python
#

Everyone

tough ledge
#

But what happened to your discord?

limber knotBOT
#

only need it in your IDE

rare python
#

Programming without autocomplete is pain

void void
#

naomi, did you see the spoiler tags on thelounge?

#

||they're... interesting||

limber knotBOT
#

yes

void void
limber knotBOT
#

annoying on mobile tho :l

#

but eh

hexed dragon
#

13 mins left till premiere

limber knotBOT
#

epic

rare python
limber knotBOT
#

im gonna go home and enjoy cheese twists while """porting""" adventure to valk

hexed dragon
# rare python premiere of what?

We’re about to reveal something. It’s not a new update, come on. Caves & Cliffs: Part II came out this week, let’s be real. But it’s still fun. And it involves a lot of Minecraft, so don’t worry. When? Soon. Not yet. In just a little while. So watch this space to find out what, where, and when you can watch the latest offering from the studio th...

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limber knotBOT
#

but i should finish nbt

vernal moth
#

This is so brutal

#

It never was so bad for spigot before

pastel reef
#

Hypothetically, what would happen if I allocated 1TB to a Minecraftserver?

void void
#

damn

golden gust
#

I mean

#

You'd have a server with 1TB of ram?

ashen cliff
#

I do. Go on.

golden gust
#

Krusic

#

I swear to god I will piss on you

ashen cliff
#

Ah yeah. I'm out of the hospital again.

#

So go ahead.

golden gust
#

and am not sure your body can handle that

ashen cliff
#

I'm going back. kekwhyper

golden gust
#

SHit, my joke

pastel reef
#

I know I shouldn't, and I couldn't. Just curious.

golden gust
#

huggles krusic

ashen cliff
#

That hurt btw.

golden gust
#

grabs a brasso and starts polishing krusics head

ashen cliff
#

Like, half of my internal organs are still swollen.

golden gust
#

Bro

rare python
golden gust
#

stop being baby

#

bear no stop cos ur swollen

#

Did I tell you of the time I took out strong bear with my bare hands while down 2 bottles of vodka?

limber knotBOT
#

pretty sure it just polls from bstats, Peter

rare python
#

Ah

#

bstats is cool

limber knotBOT
#

vstats coming soon:tm:

hexed dragon
vernal moth
#

And bstats updates every 30 minutes

rare python
#

Its a shame bstats does not update more often

vernal moth
#

Why would it need to update more often?

hexed dragon
#

Anyways 5 mins till premiere so I'm going to watch that.

limber knotBOT
#

hf

vernal moth
#

Smh, they a minute late

golden gust
#

I mean, everywhere does this

rare python
#

Welp

vernal moth
#

What's the point in having a countdown on a premiere video

golden gust
#

One channel I frequently watch has a 2 minute timer

void void
#

that's just YT i guess

vernal moth
#

When the premiere already has a countdown

rare python
#

Lets see the latest rubbish mojang has come up with.

golden gust
#

Well, this is where the stream actually starts

vernal moth
#

It's not a stream

#

It's a premiere

golden gust
#

Bearing in mind that YT isn't perfect, sometimes it takes a moment to start

vernal moth
#

It's a scheduled video

#

Their video includes a timeout

golden gust
#

stream, video, etc

vernal moth
#

Timer

golden gust
#

Well, yea

#

But YT doesn't always start right on the instant it should

vernal moth
#

It's unnecessary because YouTube has a timer

hexed dragon
#

Minecraft Now announced.

ashen cliff
#

Amazing.

limber knotBOT
#

wow, what an announcement

golden gust
#

Yes, which is once again often unreliable...

void void
#

Did I just wait longer than the length of the video lol

rare python
#

lol

vernal moth
#

The timer in the video does nothing tho cat

elfin steppe
golden gust
#

that's for the 9th

#

kek

hexed dragon
elfin steppe
#

Just links to another preview kekw

vernal moth
#

Wait it's not in the video

rare python
#

You mean mojang are going to do a monthly live stream? What a unique idea that no one has ever done before.

void void
#

no, that's yt

vernal moth
#

Where did the timer come from

void void
#

that's yt premieres

limber knotBOT
#

"monthly livestream"

open atlas
#

well

vernal moth
#

Really?

open atlas
#

that was something.

timber sentinel
#

kenny must have inspired mojang to do live streams

golden gust
#

I feel like we've just been blue balled

limber knotBOT
#

people are doing that daily lmao

open atlas
#

hours buildup for a 20sec video lmao

waxen panther
#

my best friend agnes

golden gust
#

You have the timer from YT before the premiere starts

waxen panther
#

making based joke

limber knotBOT
#

this sounds like one of those "corporate thought this was a good idea" thing lmao

vernal moth
#

Worth noting that Minecraft Livestreams has been a thing before

golden gust
#

and then the video starts playing, but, peoples connections may have to buffer, YT can shit the bed for a few moments, etc

vernal moth
#

Helen did that :/

hexed dragon
#

How come they never announced anything about the minecraft festival at all

golden gust
#

The 2nd timer just gives time for shit to sync up at the start before everybody joins in at different times

limber knotBOT
#

they should just integrate the second timer into the first one

open atlas
#

"this could've been an email" but more like "this could've been a video"

limber knotBOT
#

like have it start 10 seconds before the end date of the first timer

#

and bedone with it

#

I bet youtube will have that implemented by 2030

hexed dragon
#

December 9th is 1 day after my birthday.

foggy veldt
#

Happy birthday

golden gust
#

oh

#

birthday buddies, apparently

void void
#

pretty sure that's paperchan

golden gust
#

no, korobi

hexed dragon
golden gust
#

paperchan has it too but paperchan met her demise

#

yea, am on the 8th

void void
#

mine was today

golden gust
#

hence why I said birthday buddies

limber knotBOT
#

and now I get the notification via email that the video is live lmao

void void
#

leader?

hexed dragon
#

What leader?

void void
#

confusion

#

same day as mini?

hexed dragon
#

20th April?

chrome cosmos
#

i am on April 30

limber knotBOT
#

a girl in my class cried because my history said "lol you have the same bday as Uncle Adolf"

pastel reef
#

Is PaperMC staff german?

limber knotBOT
#

and people think im based because my bday is 13/12

chrome cosmos
#

no?

waxen panther
#

some of them are

limber knotBOT
#

1969-04-20?

#

runs

#

no

frank otter
void void
#

Hi part german, I'm noah

limber knotBOT
#

happy discord account back in eleven days!

twin lagoon
#

happy new discord account in 11 days

frank otter
#

discord account back?

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther koriLaugh koriHug

waxen panther
#

@twin lagoon hi michael !

frank otter
#

oh that's why you're on irc

void void
pastel reef
#

Very highly doubt it.

frank otter
#

what happened to the account

void void
#

locked

chrome cosmos
#

why?

limber knotBOT
#

discord suddenly enforcing their rules

frank otter
#

last time I saw a Discord account locked someone had used a cock dot li account

#

*email

limber knotBOT
#

Minecraft doesn't have terrain borders anymore

void void
#

Pretty sure they want to verify her id

#

discord screening us like terrorists

limber knotBOT
#

^

frank otter
dire flint
#

Discord refuses to let me add ᔑ phone number to my account because apparently it’s not ᔑ real phone number

#

They locked my account for ᔑ few days because of it aswell

limber knotBOT
#

only +1 and +49 is real ;)

twin lagoon
#

discord complying with laws

#

screening like terrorists troleface

limber knotBOT
#

+31, ofc

dire flint
#

It’s ᔑ phone number for ᔑ real phone +1 they just think it’s fake

frank otter
#

isn't discords lower age bound 13

quick pasture
#

dire flint
#

ᔑ is A in enchanting table language

limber knotBOT
#

discord's lower age is "how it is in local laws but at least 13 as we are an US companny"

#

make our own decentralized self-hosted discord clone when @FeleNOv

twin lagoon
#

do it

void void
#

in v

dire flint
#

Matrix exists technically

limber knotBOT
#

"what is Matrix?"

golden gust
#

I mean

#

if you store 0 logs, yea, sure

#

but, if you want a chat system like discord where you can walk away, unless you're using P2P or some shit, you can't

dire flint
#

True

limber knotBOT
#

the hosts decide whether to keep logs or not :eyes:

void void
dire flint
#

I’m sure someone has made ᔑ good replacement somewhere

limber knotBOT
#

noah bruh

#

just use TOX 👀

#

exactly, Qt

#

or imgui

golden gust
#

not swing

limber knotBOT
#

no

chrome cosmos
#

i got suspended for breaking tos
when i asked why and my acc back
they sent a automated response and denied it
reason you broke tos
idk which part

worn ember
#

write it in naml and go cry in a corner

limber knotBOT
#

tox is pure p2p pretty sury

#

*sre

limber knotBOT
#

hm, maybe there are? not sure. at least you don't need to use one

twin lagoon
#

if you got suspended or warned for breaking the tos you'd be getting an email with what part of the tos you broke

dire flint
#

“Invalid”

limber knotBOT
#
#

@worn ember naml is NOT a programming language. it is a simple k-v configuration file format

#

I don't see anything about central/federated home servers there

chrome cosmos
#

toml

limber knotBOT
#

pretty sure all the account detail is in your account file

worn ember
golden gust
#

toml?

#

You mean bastardised ini files?

limber knotBOT
#

with nesting!

quick pasture
#

here we go again

limber knotBOT
#

but better

void void
#

naomi takes her documentation very seriously

golden gust
#

Yeetus deeletus that feetus

quick pasture
#

from now on ill use csv for configs

golden gust
#

Yes, we get it

limber knotBOT
#

wtf

golden gust
#

You're a horrible person

quick pasture
#

:(

limber knotBOT
#

if you really hate people, make your configs use lisp

golden gust
#

groovy

limber knotBOT
#

no

chrome cosmos
#

rip

limber knotBOT
#

lisp is worse

chrome cosmos
#

rip groovy

limber knotBOT
#

LOGO FOR CONFIG FILES

dire flint
#

Paper but instead of yaml all the configs are csv and it’s written in rust

golden gust
#

Easy

#

Scala

chrome cosmos
#

hail the best music bot

limber knotBOT
#

add to valk?

#

as RCON?

olive marlin
limber knotBOT
#

rust object notation? tf

golden gust
#

Okay, here me out

#

paper bundles in the rust bootstrap shit, so that it can dl rust and the stuff it needs to compile rust code

olive marlin
golden gust
#

and, thus, the rust is used to generate a protobuf or json file to stdout which is read by paper during startup

limber knotBOT
#

why

olive marlin
#

Cat, it'd be a lot better if Paper provided RustPlugin impl.

limber knotBOT
#

so prof

#

just write it yourself

#

how hard could it be :v)

olive marlin
#

I'd also need to create PaperRS with the API bindings and crap...

#

And a lot of internal code blindly casts to Java Plugin iirc, so fun

limber knotBOT
#

everything for memory safety amirite

void void
#

did someone say MEMORY SAFETY

limber knotBOT
#

no

spiral robin
marble lark
foggy veldt
dire flint
limber knotBOT
#

looks shit

dire flint
#

╎ tried to get ᔑ python model working in Java with jni it was pain

foggy veldt
marble lark
#

In short PaperRS is gonna be... fun to write

tropic flame
#

i just saw this rn kekw kekw

#

in optifine's discord

dire flint
#

Good

#

Fabric >

tropic flame
void void
tropic flame
void void
tropic flame
#

i still need optifine for my 1.14.4

marble lark
#

:D

dire flint
#

╎ was trying to get ᔑ plugin written in c#

#

It’s actually possible to do??

golden gust
#

wat

#

I mean, it's the jvm

marble lark
#

^

void void
golden gust
#

if you can dump out something that the OS can execute you can generally access it from the JVM

void void
#

This plugin requires Java 12. This is purely to hopefully keep the number of people who try to use this lower.

dire flint
#

slowly converts my plugins to c

golden gust
#

Just, I mean, you'd be kinda stupid to

marble lark
#

at the end of the day the JVM is just code

void void
#

at the end of the day we're all just code

plucky sparrow
#

Java 12 minimum?

#

Sorcery

#

I’ve never seen something use java 12

marble lark
#

if you knew how to you could probably dump a specific object from a running Java application to console with JNI

golden gust
#

people either just stuck to an LTS or just used what was there at the time

#

You can call native libraries from java with JNI

#

You'd be stupid to do it if you care about your nanos and shit

#

But, you can

dire flint
#

╎ wonder how the performance of ᔑ c based plugin would be compared to Java

limber knotBOT
#

a lot worse seeing as most plugin devs don't even know what they are doing in java

dire flint
#

╎ mostly know c# better

marble lark
dire flint
#

Pretty much only use C++ C# and Java

#

Java being the one ╎ know the least

#

Oh no

vernal moth
#

What's wrong with ryzech, why do they use so weird chars

golden gust
#

JNI has nothing to do with embedding the JVM

dire flint
#

Minecraft enchantment table language

golden gust
#

JNI is literally for calling native code from java

dire flint
#

Aka galactic standard

golden gust
#

Nothing more, nothing less

void void
vernal moth
#

This is a strictly ascii discord I am sorry

dire flint
#

Sad

#

It’s very simple ᔑ = a ╎ = i

golden gust
#

b&

summer rivet
#

Is the program MCAselector safe to use?

dire flint
#

╎ only use c++ for game development

marble lark
#

depends on what work you do

dire flint
golden gust
#

is X save to use

#

I mean

#

It's a tool which literally fucks with your region files

native wolf
#

I was forced into learning C++ because of school but i ended up liking it lol

golden gust
#

afaik it's pretty stable but you'd be stupid not to have a backup

dire flint
marble lark
marble lark
dire flint
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Procedural generation in c++ is fun to debug

summer rivet
marble lark
golden gust
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I mean, I've literally never heard of embedding the JVM in another app

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but 🤷‍♂️

dire flint
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It’s possible, just why

summer rivet
worn ember
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pogchampagne

void void
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rust >>>>>>>>>> cpp

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so much better to work with

limber knotBOT
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rosa, just wait until you see V

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kek

marble lark
marble lark
summer rivet
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If im using the jar file it wants me to install JavaFX

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i never heard about that

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but it seems another java runtime?

golden gust
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it's a library

marble lark
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what are you trying to run?

summer rivet
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this

limber knotBOT
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developing in V turns you into a dutch person, you start complaining about everythin

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well yeah mcaselector is a gui app

void void
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so what happens if I start developing in V

marble lark
void void
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do I become 200% Dutch

magic mesa
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Dutch^2

limber knotBOT
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you become dutch²

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hello ethan i am on telegram now xx

marble lark
summer rivet
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and override the files or what

limber knotBOT
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iirc it ships with javafx shaded in

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but /shrug

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just unzip the folder in a directory

marble lark
summer rivet
limber knotBOT
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it ships an exe that bootstraps the jar

summer rivet
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like -javafx <javafxhomepath>

summer rivet
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what is bin/gstreamer-lite.dll doing?

magic mesa
void void
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sure

magic mesa
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Beautiful neon green sky

void void
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very nice

marble lark
magic mesa
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Still can't get chunks working yet sadge

marble lark
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just downloaded and checked it doesn't

summer rivet
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where to download it?

golden gust
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download what?

summer rivet
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ok yes i downloaded that

still turtle
golden gust
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-.-

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  1. don't ping
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  1. especially don't ping for such a shit joke.
limber knotBOT
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i wanna post weeb shit

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but i'll get bonked if i do

marble lark
left swift
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lmao

spiral robin
summer rivet
viscid wedge
left swift
limber knotBOT
left swift
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nice one naomi

limber knotBOT
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wrong link whoops

still turtle
left swift
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u pinged some random person

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lol

limber knotBOT
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not my problem.

left swift
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wow naomi changed