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lol
copium
regarding the privileged intents for messages: "Unverified bots in fewer than 75 servers are not affected at all"
so just spin up a new bot every ~70 servers 
oh, 75, not 100
i guess that makes sense since you're only eligible for verification at 75 servers
100 is the limit for unverified bots
lmao
How are bots talking?
yeah so they could just really show that message upon clicking on an invite click and forget about intents
but whatever
here is one half of managining multiple bot instances: https://github.com/automuteus/galactus/
webhook acting as an IRC bridge
one would just need to automate the registration
No idea what that means but thanks
we are bots, wdym
(DiscordBot) No results found!
please don't lie Logics
and start accepting your new robot overlords!
._.
Nice
(DiscordBot) xkcd: Team Chat (6 January 2017)
so you're a robot?
yes
u boomers needa get on discord
i would if i could
can you tell me the weather for January 1st in Portugal at 14:22 UTC+0, then?
why can you not?
discord poopoo
She's too gen z
sunny with some clouds
tl;Dr minimum age to use discord in the netherlands is 16, Naomi is 15
shot and killed on sight... almost
lmao
someone reported them
who gives a fuck about age restrictions
because assholes i guess
based
december 13th ;_;
Well, the companies who get fucked by those laws, mostly
Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.
hfs
i mean yeah you shouldn't give your private info to strangers and that should pretty much extend to companies imho
we just went over this
How
i miss the days when just an email and password were needed
now they want your government ID, credit card, SSN, i wonder when Google will start asking for vaccination proof to watch YouTube videos
I can count the companies that know my real name and birthdate on my hands (hopefully)
let me think, stripe, my bank
technically speaking one of my birth dates is public though as I have posted about it so...
auspost
yeah that's about it, excluding gov stuff
everything else is fake details
Google thinks i was born in 1975
jumps
I mean, you can't really get online shopping orders if you give htem a fake name and address xD
eh
one of my birth dates
;)
one for each limb, y'know
name isn't as big of an issue, can just forfeit sign on delivery
all of my fake birthdays are on historically significant dates
I was going to say "same, it's my birthday" but then... well, nevermind now
Cmon, 4/20 is a pretty cool birthday
since when is there a twentieth month
Twentyember, haven't you heard?
Mini used dum format so the date looks nicer.
these gen Z members are inventing bullocks everyday
more like xxxx-04-20 ISO format ;D
Exactly, compromises had to be made 😂
Hello, I've tried to find plugin like ShopChest, which seems abandoned, but I have not. May be anybody knows a similar plugin with holo above chests without signs
Is there such thing as maximum simulation distance?
client-side there is certainly a limit
And server side?
server-side... idk, the limit of an integer, i guess?
i could be wrong but since the client-side limit is so tiny compared to that, it's irrelevant
isn't the client-side limit 64 blocks?
Hey I have a question. I am using chunky so my server gets faster. And I need something that once the player count is 0 the server will run: /chunky continue and when it goes up to 1 it runs: /chunky pause
Does high client simulation distance impact server performance?
oh wait
Splendid
But why? Doesn't it have to do with ticking?
Doesn't tuinity have pre-1.18 render distance built in?
and i guess the other view distance is for the rest of the world?
Hii guys:)
thanks
Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.
anyways i remember when the client could not go higher than 32 of render distance without optifine lmao
i think this was back in 1.7
in 1.8 they made it 64 the maximum on vanilla
Stop spamming the eta command each time you show up, it's not gonna change.
will you be partaking in alternative celebrations for that date now that a certain plant is legal in germany?
How to automatically run a command when player count changes?
Sry i thought it will be up very sorry sir
very recently
and without optifine it'd be even worse
Same
optifine ❤️
yeah because nuclear scary ooOooOoOOo
Couldn’t decide on what to order so I told myself I’m going to get whatever the last message in #food is
you know what happens when you ban nuclear plants? you end up buying electricity from china which has nuclear plants. 
Time to fall down the stairs ig
No:)t in india
i think India is a sovereign country, independent from germany
Umm Germany never ruled us
exactly
British did
Well, Germany buys from france
and the portuguese
Who are building a new nuke to sell energy to the Germans
They ruled the smallest part india cause they couldn't do mare
well the Portuguese kind of just held a few ports in a few cities but it's a detail everyone just forgets
Even France left early
Me too btw @golden gust
I mean, am a brit
I don't have tea right now, but, had to make the joke
No, but, stereotypes
Tea is and addition for above 30 ppl in india if they don't drink tea on schedule they get headache idk how
Yea
just drink coffee at that point
they fight?
??
eyo google translate
tea just tastes a lot better than shitty coffee
true
Spitting facts
tea should rule the world
I like tea and coffee but tea much more.
I drank pretty good coffee once and really liked it, can't really drink the cheap shit though
Is this chat gonna fight over tea and coffee what in the world is this chat in man
I come from a council estate
it's a drink though
not a particularly odd conversation...
drink water
I used to hate coffee with a passion
also it's the UK timezone, what do you expect? lol
you would rust from the inside
Darn nescafe instant
nescafe eww
disgusting
I bought ground coffee once, and kinds fell in love with it
Ate raw coffee grounds at 2am, never been the same since (negative)
i dont drink coffee that much
Indian ppl call coffee nescafe cause thats the only f**king brand here
:((((
Lmao
I am British/Indian
Ouch
It be hurting while happy on 15 august
We’re about to reveal something. It’s not a new update, come on. Caves & Cliffs: Part II came out this week, let’s be real. But it’s still fun. And it involves a lot of Minecraft, so don’t worry. When? Soon. Not yet. In just a little while. So watch this space to find out what, where, and when you can watch the latest offering from the studio th...
We’re about to reveal something. It’s not a new update, come on. Caves & Cliffs: Part II came out this week, let’s be real. But it’s still fun. And it involves a lot of Minecraft, so don’t worry. When? Soon. Not yet. In just a little while. So watch this space to find out what, where, and when you can
minecon?
Pro tip: don't write C++ if you want to keep your sanity
i was gonna say "what if it's a physical minecon this time?" completely forgetting that covid still exists
nah
naomi is already monke, they're on IRC
if you want true randomness use a cosmic ray detector
or well, as true as you can get right now on earth
no way
Don't they have a nuclear reactor in one of their other offices?
I prefer provable random stuff though 👀
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The big issue is getting enough randomness and ensuring its random
Like, the random gen in linux is fueled by msny things
We had a fun issue once where we kept depleating the random :L
the user
I mean it really depends on what you need the randomness for
They don't always interact enough
It's not legal yet, but that doesn't matter anyways
It's not, it's not renewable
I mean you can just use third party website's user generated content as random input
From Norway actually
Like, randomness on servers, especially less busy ones, is always an issue
Norway, france
Many places afaik
Nuclear is renewable
What is the premiere on youtube about?
nothing is renewable, we haven't solved entropy yet
Issue with such sources is that they're easy to pollute
That's why secure shit often has sealed off spoopy hardware and multiple sources cos if you pollute once source you still have others
is this going to be worth watching
we need some insider info
i willl
(not that i'm even remotely smart enough)
sounds like a good random source
runs
unless something goes horribly wrong…
bruh this randomness discussion literally came up in another discord a few days ago 
I mean even if something goes wrong it's not like it will pollute checks notes half or Europe
looks like its not thinking fast enough amirite
inb4 Minecraft Story Mode 2 announcement
oh god
do we have a betting pool yet? 👀
wind, water and moon gravity are the current best ones
solar needs a lot more research
have you hird of this thing called "cables"?
*heard
Your solution to nuclear waste:
also laser satelites will be sick af
cables literally carry from china to germany
the issue is not cables
the issue is connecting the grid
please stfu if you have zero experience in how modern power grids work
Stay civil kids
My electricity literally is produced in Norway and am in Germany Gloriah
stop applying your half baked high school science experience and start researching how the electricity industry actually works
I don't have any inside info as of yet. But I think it could be about minecon or the next update or the minecraft festival that they wanted to do.
Isn't the EU also completely interlinked over a few thousands of KMs of cables 
mini, we need your inside info
solar is 6%, it does not matter right now https://i.moep.tv/gncp3snp.png
Solar panels are recyclable far easier than dealing with nuclear waste
we will get more energy from the sun in form of a nuclear fusion reactor before solar becomes actually useable
Our country is still relying on fossil fuels and one of the bigger source will run out in a couple years and they still haven’t looked into hydro (we’re an archipelago so hydro is the best option)
I wonder how those recycling plants do their business then 
because apparently chemistry no longer applies to solar panels
There are companies that recycle solar panels, EU funds them, it's just that you are still districting from the fact that it's impossible to properly deal with nuclear waste
All I hear from you is whataboutism
we should just put nuclear waste somewhere into deep russia where nobody lives 
or wait, that's literally what we used to do until a couple years ago
Imagine not having most of your power come from coal plants 
just put it back in the ground
Throwback to when Spain had taxes on the sun (for solar panels ofc)
just shoot it unto the sun 
it came from there to begin with
How about the toxic waste from solar panels?
put it in some thicc mountain a few km deep
just disable public chat 
Nuclear fuel is reusable and most waste is low level stuff which is cleaned and thrown in the normal trash systems
Me here sitting seeing chat
Wtf is a nuclear fuel
like yknow we have these oil pipes right, if the oil is drained, huge gap in the ground, just dump the waste through the pipe
@mossy cliff you literally described recycling
Yes but nuclear leaves behind mess which uh... can't be cleaned up so easily.
Meanwhile were firing up coal plants which toss out more nuclear radionuclides than would even be permittable for a nuclear plant to have
Germany wants to stop using coal in 2030 👀
Look we still not talking about how you wanna deal with nuclear waste
so at least my country is doing its part! =D
It's irresponsible to continue to produce nuclear waste when you don't have a plan to deal with it
We can literally reuse most of it
Shoot it into the sun! 
The tech is right fucking there
they used to put windturbine blades in landfills, just so you know how green green energy really is
China is dropping out plants which can already do this
Nuclear is a really good solution... until something goes wrong... cough chernobyl chough fukushima chough windscale cough
Also, some facts on solar panels, their avg lifespan (it's 25 and not 10 years) and how Germany recycles them (90% of the materials are easily recycleable) https://www.cleanenergywire.org/factsheets/resources-and-recycling-needs-germanys-solar-panels
Lmfao
And they do that by using massive amounts of energy to liberate it
It's even more irresponsible to have 70% of your energy come from coal (glances at Poland).
And buying nuclear power from abroad isn't better than having it locally.
just give all the waste to NK, what could go wrong!
nuclear energy is far too expensive anyways
m no not really
yeah, all of EU needs to get out of nuclear power, Prof
Ah yes, exactly what this planet needs, MORE BOMBS! NO.
nuclear is still (one of) the safest energy source by miles compared to human deaths
And were expecting electricity usage to increase like 5 fold before 2050
Germany is pushing for that but the tax subsidized nuclear industry is just too damn powerful right now
And renewable growth is kinda shit
people don't realise that taxes are paying most of the costs of nuclear power lol
So, of you want to get rid of nuclear, then off your heating, turn off your ac, etc
Get rid of your car
I'm not saying nuclear is the solution, cause it's not. But it is a good intermediate step between getting rid of coal and going to more renewable solutions.
i would like to not melt or freeze to death, cat
also fuck anyone who spews nuclear lobby propaganda, and most likely even for free
people have opinions, and opinions often outweigh facts for some reason 
Jokes on you, I am in the UK, we don't use AC as much.
nuclear fusion anyone?
Coal is already economically unviable in Germany
why did I accidentally put not?
They literally turn plans off because they are not profitable
i'll turn on the AMD FX machine
also re fusion, we are not even close to getting it done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ4W1g-6JiY
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Yea, and the gov pays them to turn them back on when the green energy doesn't meet demands
Until it goes wrong.
no
It has gone wrong before, and it will again.
Nuclear plants are literally the safest they've ever been
Here, country just pumps more and more money into it, despite it being massively not profitable.
soonTM 
you keep repeating their nuclear industry propaganda xD
Citation needed
We're just stuck using old designs because the people who don't want solar panels or wind farms near them also don't want nuclear near them either
yeah well you could trip on a stone and hit your head and die too, so does that mean we should ban all rocks cuz theres a small chance something can go wrong?
I got a counter claim https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1W909J
amp 😅
Wanna know where moet nuclear growth ks these days?
The cost of generating solar power ranges from $36 to $44 per megawatt hour (MWh), the WNISR said, while onshore wind power comes in at $29–$56 per MWh. Nuclear energy costs between $112 and $189.
yeah well its too late now to go nuclear, we shouldve done it 10 years ago, but i doubt renable is gonna save our ass here either
we're fucked either way
Wouldn't be 10 years if there wasn't so much red tape
I can't wait for the first terrorist attacks on actual critical infrastructure Kappa
And even green power is well jnder it's growth
That's a political problem
Sounds like anti nuclear propeganda
"Although several new nuclear plants are under construction, no new project has started in China since 2016." TIL
its all political, its literally your government that curates those things
Theres only so much green energy you can have on the grid without rebuilding the entire grid
We're still yet to solve the storage problem
^
yeah
at least in Germany we really need to get our north-south power transportation finished
good thing the new government wants to really push that
Ender IO Resonant Capacitor Banks any1???
Current solution is basically "start whipping the kids in war torn countries to mine resources faster"
then we can store power in norway's and switzerlands hydro plants 
You need sources of constant output, which is impossible with just wind and solar, its more doable with thermal and hydro but thats far from viable for all places
I think cali has enough battery storage to last 20 days
I mean
20 minutes
and that's including all the batteries in EVs, etc

We need capacity for literally days for the current system to work
and to drastically increase the green energy %
also all newly build government and industrial buildings in Germany will be required to put solar panels on their roofs which is pretty good use of normally wasted space
they're working on such storage devices but uh, yeah requires a lot of research still
and, once again, we're expecting electricty use between now and 2050 to increase 5 fold
I think it would be reasonable for governments to basically say: "Any new buildings must have solar where appropriate".
holy shit
Would be reasonable, and have a major, positive impact.
I still want a fucking source for that, because the source I linked about said 25 years. Also, you can easily start by placing solar on all big houses, cutting down trees would be extremely stupid, nobody does that
So unless you start bringing source, please just stay quiet
they lose efficiency over their age though, so you probably cant keep them viable till their EOL
25 years is what the panels are rated for but afaik most people are replacing them every 10 due to losses and new tech
wind turbines also need new blades every 15 years or so
Cat please, the source literally said that the avg life span is 25 years
It's not what they rated for
It's their age when they hit recycling
Oh now we at step two, anecdotal evidence, I love it
Bring. Sources.
i'm sure theres been many solar panels that have lasted 25 years especially since they've only been comercially viable for the past 10 or so
you know how much unused space there is on earth
have you done a life cycle analysis on both?
not enough to fit your mum
it's 👏 not 👏 a 👏 fact
You can combine agriculture and solar energy just fine, it can even help
Cat that's a press release of a company that wants to sell more panels
i'm not against renewables, i just think its stupid everyones completely banking on them
whooo
jpenilla
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wtf santa kneny is real
knenta
im gonna get my hair coloured white in the summer vacations
I only distribute coal tho
Wooo
Tsoccerguy3
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Closed
day #177 of trying to get abs (yesterday): no exercise
day #178 of trying to get abs (today): 65 Zone Minutes. Did 50 mins of lower body + core strength and conditioning.
Stop spreading bullshit like that if you can't bring sources, last warning
have you done a life cycle assessment on each energy source to assess their impact?
Premiere might be about this?
Cutting down forests is a dumb idea...
wait so is it a new minecon soyab?
Aberdeener
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Open
Just put solar on top of new or pre-existing buildings.
I mean, theres a critical difference between "shit lasts for 25 years" and "We replace it every 10"
I feel like it depends on why it gets replaced
phones last 6 years, yet i'm the only person i know that still uses their 6yo phone
hey we covered this in business economics class
Not like the roof on most buildings is being used for anything other then being a roof.
take a sustainable engineering class
Let's instead talk about that Minecraft festival thing
Finding researched documentation on companies saying that they're tossing their shit out every 10 years is generally not something that goes into a peer review paper thing of a mega industry
then come back 🙂
so is it like a new minecon or something?
Paper meetup for Minecraft festival?!?!
I can't wait for this announcement to just be "yeah, we will do 5 partnered events in major american and european cities"
lets talk about NFT's and how to get rich with pyramid schemes
oooh
let's turn the aikar rap into an nft
yeah you can stop now
that's it
Soyab where is that screenshot from?
looks like the wiki
Minecraft Festival is an in-person Minecraft convention similar to MINECON that is planned to be held in Orlando, Florida, in late 2022 on a yet to be announced date. It was originally set to be held in 25-27 September 2020, but was postponed twice due to the COVID-19 pandemic. The online portion of the event is called Minecraft Live! [sic]
end NFTs please
the thing people like you loos their money to
They did postpone it to 2022 and 2022 is next year.
*loose
The NFT discussion can stop now.
wow, great math 
Minecraft movie was also supposed to come out in March of next year but they made it undated.
wait, it's not 2019?
minecraft movie? are you kidding
Well, the title of the premiere might hint at the movie?
can't wait for yet another "only in theatres" while a global pandemic is happening literally everywhere
It is fine here.
rarely go to the cinema anyway
I rarely go but it is fine.
but I wouldn't have gone if they hadn't done proper checking of people's vaccination/testing status
That's what I meant with fine
well technically the one cinema didn't actually do it properly
have a >three year old cinema coupon i havemt used in my wallet
and nyaa.si
They scan your qr code and check your ID, you wear mask till your seat, seats are spaced apart, it's all safe
well sometimes they don't check ID or scan the code but just look at it
Ah the famous human qr code reader
Was at the Xmas market yesterday, they had one of those too
only had that happen once (when they actually checked)
was in a couple restaurants with family where they didn't even care checking
But the bar we were at later did actually check it via covpasscheck
at least since last week I can call the police on them lmao
i have acquired cheese twists
didn’t you hear the pandemic is over phoenix /s
more like "what pandemic?"
well it was over after like 2 weeks in the us anyway
We don't (yet) have laws which would allow them to require you to disclose your vaccination status (but they need to provide how many unvaccinated people there are, so you "anonymously" have to mark it and they can't verify it).
i just hope that for the next pandemic i’m not one of the vulnerable people because this is how we will always react to something like this

also if you had to have a surgery the past 2 years good luck because all the hospitals are full and cancelled most surgeries
If that's not the entire bee movie script am disappointed
Ya like Jazz?
prepare for disappointment then
largest qr can go up to 3kb of data iirc
also lol
where is that?
my grandma broke her arm two weeks ago... right before the current wave and she got instant surgery so that was pretty lucky all things considered
mattkc put snake in one
in the US you can require people to show you their vaccination card to enter a building
Deeply disappointed
did the broken host stop spamming the v1 api?
no
As it should be
someone got their hands on grafana 
Here in gastro you can't enter without being vaccinated or recovered
Can fit a full game if you try hard enough: https://youtu.be/ExwqNreocpg
Poland 🇵🇱
I meeeaaaaaaann
I threw it up yesterday to let people other than core see stats
yeah in seattle you can’t enter a restaurant, gym, movie theatre, sporting event, etc without being vaccinated
no
I would go visit a doctor, throwing up grafana panels doesn't sound healthy
whats the url?
do you guys just sit on discord while at work
It's still only for cool people
5 of the top 10 distrcits in Germany are in my state ;_;
specifically you mini 😂
Time to move
which is why you don't have access
well i’m doing the same thing
yes i am on discord during school hrs
I got access to CloudFlare, lol
the main reason the link is not public
literally so lame, if the server with an SRV record goes down, it connects people whatever server on the 25565 port.. lol
is because it's hosted on my tiny vps
my boss asked me to stop leaving 15-30 mins early after i did it for a week
I know, am just joking
this is after i worked saturday and sunday, 20.5 hours between those two days
i love being salaried
i told him i am not working any more weekends unless i get those hours back in comp vacation time
lol
i honestly wish i lived in the EU for vacation but being paid less.. i don’t know what is more important to me
well i don’t work in tech, i work in engineering, so the rules for us are a little different
i love not having time for a job
LOL some lady on the bus just started knitting
nvm is crochet
good use of her time
how many patches are left?
most are ported, only a couple of leaf's optimization patches are left
is there a way to track how many patches?
The even even even ones
lol
am ceo of optimization 
iirc that's what one optimization plugin did
Yeah it’s so dumb lol
just called
System.exit(0);
whenever the server started
can't imagine what the issue tracker for that plugin is like
Issue #1: Server crashes on startup
Issue #2: Server crashes on startup
Issue #3: Server crashes on startup
Issue #4: Server crashes on startup
^ That is probably what it looks like lol
forgot to increment the issue number smh
I edited the message... shhh
I had accidentally pressed enter.
irc no show edit dum
Imagine using IRC in 2021
not banned
What for lol?
just locked out of my account
What were you banned for?
Is there a bot commands channel or do I use this channel
¯_(ツ)_/¯
just use #the-silents
it's where most spam goes anyway
And your not using discord... so probably no autocomplete.
who needs autocomplete
Everyone
But what happened to your discord?
only need it in your IDE
Programming without autocomplete is pain
yes
wat
13 mins left till premiere
epic
premiere of what?
im gonna go home and enjoy cheese twists while """porting""" adventure to valk
We’re about to reveal something. It’s not a new update, come on. Caves & Cliffs: Part II came out this week, let’s be real. But it’s still fun. And it involves a lot of Minecraft, so don’t worry. When? Soon. Not yet. In just a little while. So watch this space to find out what, where, and when you can watch the latest offering from the studio th...
but i should finish nbt
Hypothetically, what would happen if I allocated 1TB to a Minecraftserver?
damn
I do. Go on.
and am not sure your body can handle that
I'm going back. 
SHit, my joke
I know I shouldn't, and I couldn't. Just curious.
huggles krusic
That hurt btw.
grabs a brasso and starts polishing krusics head
Like, half of my internal organs are still swollen.
Bro
How often does this update?
stop being baby
bear no stop cos ur swollen
Did I tell you of the time I took out strong bear with my bare hands while down 2 bottles of vodka?
pretty sure it just polls from bstats, Peter
vstats coming soon:tm:
And bstats updates every 30 minutes
Its a shame bstats does not update more often
Why would it need to update more often?
Anyways 5 mins till premiere so I'm going to watch that.
hf
Smh, they a minute late
I mean, everywhere does this
Welp
What's the point in having a countdown on a premiere video
One channel I frequently watch has a 2 minute timer
that's just YT i guess
When the premiere already has a countdown
Lets see the latest rubbish mojang has come up with.
Well, this is where the stream actually starts
Bearing in mind that YT isn't perfect, sometimes it takes a moment to start
stream, video, etc
Timer
It's unnecessary because YouTube has a timer
Minecraft Now announced.
Amazing.
wow, what an announcement
Yes, which is once again often unreliable...
Did I just wait longer than the length of the video lol
lol
The timer in the video does nothing tho cat
Watch the Minecraft Now livestream – soon! Set a reminder right here on YouTube so you won't miss a single second of our hosts playing games, chatting to the community, and diving into the deepest corners of Minecraft. See you on December 9, at 12:00 ET/ 9:00 PT/ 18:00 GMT +1!
Just links to another preview 
Wait it's not in the video
You mean mojang are going to do a monthly live stream? What a unique idea that no one has ever done before.
no, that's yt
Where did the timer come from
that's yt premieres
"monthly livestream"
well
Really?
that was something.
kenny must have inspired mojang to do live streams
I feel like we've just been blue balled
people are doing that daily lmao
hours buildup for a 20sec video lmao
my best friend agnes
You have the timer from YT before the premiere starts
making based joke
this sounds like one of those "corporate thought this was a good idea" thing lmao
Worth noting that Minecraft Livestreams has been a thing before
and then the video starts playing, but, peoples connections may have to buffer, YT can shit the bed for a few moments, etc
Helen did that :/
How come they never announced anything about the minecraft festival at all
yep, feels like it
The 2nd timer just gives time for shit to sync up at the start before everybody joins in at different times
they should just integrate the second timer into the first one
"this could've been an email" but more like "this could've been a video"
like have it start 10 seconds before the end date of the first timer
and bedone with it
I bet youtube will have that implemented by 2030
December 9th is 1 day after my birthday.
Happy birthday
pretty sure that's paperchan
no, korobi
There is still a few days left till it is my birthday.
wait, what did I miss
mine was today
hence why I said birthday buddies
and now I get the notification via email that the video is live lmao
leader?
What leader?
20th April?
i am on April 30
a girl in my class cried because my history said "lol you have the same bday as Uncle Adolf"
Is PaperMC staff german?
and people think im based because my bday is 13/12
no?
some of them are
Happy birthday in 11 days!
Hi part german, I'm noah
happy discord account back in eleven days!
happy new discord account in 11 days
discord account back?
@waxen panther

@twin lagoon hi michael !
oh that's why you're on irc
she's not on irc by choice...
Very highly doubt it.
what happened to the account
locked
why?
discord suddenly enforcing their rules
last time I saw a Discord account locked someone had used a cock dot li account
Minecraft doesn't have terrain borders anymore
^
did you ahh birth date
Discord refuses to let me add ᔑ phone number to my account because apparently it’s not ᔑ real phone number
They locked my account for ᔑ few days because of it aswell
only +1 and +49 is real ;)
+31, ofc
It’s ᔑ phone number for ᔑ real phone +1 they just think it’s fake
isn't discords lower age bound 13
ᔑ
ᔑ is A in enchanting table language
discord's lower age is "how it is in local laws but at least 13 as we are an US companny"
make our own decentralized self-hosted discord clone when @FeleNOv
do it
in v
Matrix exists technically
"what is Matrix?"
I mean
if you store 0 logs, yea, sure
but, if you want a chat system like discord where you can walk away, unless you're using P2P or some shit, you can't
True
the hosts decide whether to keep logs or not :eyes:
I'll gladly write a shitty react client
I’m sure someone has made ᔑ good replacement somewhere
not swing
no
i got suspended for breaking tos
when i asked why and my acc back
they sent a automated response and denied it
reason you broke tos
idk which part
write it in naml and go cry in a corner
not this acc
hm, maybe there are? not sure. at least you don't need to use one
if you got suspended or warned for breaking the tos you'd be getting an email with what part of the tos you broke
“Invalid”
Whether it's corporations or governments, there's just too much digital spying going on today. Tox is an easy to use application that connects you with friends and family without anyone else listening in. While other big-name services require you to pay for features, Tox is totally free and comes without advertising — forever.
@worn ember naml is NOT a programming language. it is a simple k-v configuration file format
I don't see anything about central/federated home servers there
toml
pretty sure all the account detail is in your account file
with nesting!
here we go again
but better
naomi takes her documentation very seriously
Yeetus deeletus that feetus
from now on ill use csv for configs
Yes, we get it
wtf
You're a horrible person
:(
if you really hate people, make your configs use lisp
groovy
no
rip
lisp is worse
rip groovy
LOGO FOR CONFIG FILES
Paper but instead of yaml all the configs are csv and it’s written in rust
hail the best music bot
If it's in Rust, it should use RON instead of CSV smh
rust object notation? tf
Okay, here me out
paper bundles in the rust bootstrap shit, so that it can dl rust and the stuff it needs to compile rust code
No. Rusty Object Notation smh
https://github.com/ron-rs/ron
and, thus, the rust is used to generate a protobuf or json file to stdout which is read by paper during startup
why
Cat, it'd be a lot better if Paper provided RustPlugin impl.
True
I'd also need to create PaperRS with the API bindings and crap...
And a lot of internal code blindly casts to Java Plugin iirc, so fun
everything for memory safety amirite
did someone say MEMORY SAFETY
no

JNI let's go
If anyone wants to see the future of configs check out https://github.com/gura-conf/gura just remember I’m the one who told you about it when it gets famous
Oh no not JNI
looks shit
╎ tried to get ᔑ python model working in Java with jni it was pain

you can't even use Panama for that in the future since that's for Java to call native code
In short PaperRS is gonna be... fun to write
i think HOCON is the only valid upgrade path but that's just me 😤
cat has been consumed by the irc gods too
sorry bro but im outdated due to potato pc
run while you still can
i still need optifine for my 1.14.4
WAIT THATS POSSIBLE??
╎ was trying to get ᔑ plugin written in c#
It’s actually possible to do??
^
what in all that is holy
if you can dump out something that the OS can execute you can generally access it from the JVM
This plugin requires Java 12. This is purely to hopefully keep the number of people who try to use this lower.
slowly converts my plugins to c
Just, I mean, you'd be kinda stupid to
at the end of the day the JVM is just code
at the end of the day we're all just code
if you knew how to you could probably dump a specific object from a running Java application to console with JNI
people either just stuck to an LTS or just used what was there at the time
You can call native libraries from java with JNI
You'd be stupid to do it if you care about your nanos and shit
But, you can
╎ wonder how the performance of ᔑ c based plugin would be compared to Java
a lot worse seeing as most plugin devs don't even know what they are doing in java
╎ mostly know c# better
tbh I'm pretty sure JNI is more geared towards either embedding the JVM in a native binary or development of its own internals than for calling native code from Java
What's wrong with ryzech, why do they use so weird chars
JNI has nothing to do with embedding the JVM
Minecraft enchantment table language
JNI is literally for calling native code from java
Aka galactic standard
Nothing more, nothing less
but why
This is a strictly ascii discord I am sorry
wöw
b&
Is the program MCAselector safe to use?
╎ only use c++ for game development
depends on what work you do
Why not
I was forced into learning C++ because of school but i ended up liking it lol
afaik it's pretty stable but you'd be stupid not to have a backup
Java Native Interface (JNI) is a standard programming interface for writing Java native methods and embedding the Java virtual machine into native applications
C and C++ are fun until you have to make something that actually works without segfaulting to getting a passing grade
Procedural generation in c++ is fun to debug
that i know but i mean my computer aborted the executing of the file and told me its evil 🤔 🙃
also speaking of which it would probably be worse because you no longer have the JVM doing and optimizing stuff for you that you never had to worry about in Java
try not to ping cat
It’s possible, just why
oh yes i forgot that ;/
pogchampagne
iirc it's also being used in a JEP draft for the JVMCI to accept compilers written in Java compiled to native code (Which I guess is a cool concept since no one wants to run a compiler in Interpreted mode)
isn't V being complained about a lot though
If im using the jar file it wants me to install JavaFX
i never heard about that
but it seems another java runtime?
it's a library
what are you trying to run?
this
developing in V turns you into a dutch person, you start complaining about everythin
well yeah mcaselector is a gui app
so what happens if I start developing in V
it's a Java UI framework that used to be part of Java until Java 11, where it split off into another project
do I become 200% Dutch
Dutch^2
it's safe to download if that's what you're asking
so do i have to unzip the folder into my java root directory?
and override the files or what
iirc it ships with javafx shaded in
but /shrug
just unzip the folder in a directory
no idea what you mean by override the files but you really shouldn't have to do anything to the existing Java runtime
okay do i have to add a command when executing my jar file when to access the library?
it ships an exe that bootstraps the jar
like -javafx <javafxhomepath>
just try running it first
what is bin/gstreamer-lite.dll doing?
Hey noah wanna see what I've got to so far with HoneyBEE?
sure
Beautiful neon green sky
very nice
nope
Still can't get chunks working yet 
just downloaded and checked it doesn't
where to download it?
download what?
ok yes i downloaded that
Download fortnite
make sure the jar can reach the other jar files in the lib folder btw
lmao

yes now i dont know what u mean :;D
Coward
download deez nuts
@zinc tundrareReBuJa https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/12784889
nice one naomi
wrong link whoops
No
not my problem.
anyway, this is the one i meant https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/79686436
wow naomi changed
