general

[wispy blade]

true

[worn ember]

stop it, get some help

[nimble depot]

But they sell good kit

[pearl vapor]

Does anyone know what the max file size for a server resource pack in 1.17 is?

[wispy blade]

100mb

[pearl vapor]

ok

[void void]

Hello

[wet smelt]

me resisting the urge to jokingly ask when 1.18 will be released because it would get me banned from this discord server in an instant

[worn ember]

hangar wen

[left swift]

@waxen panther

[vernal moth]

@fiery orbit

It's really nice

[viral hornet]

@twin lagoon @twin lagoon @twin lagoon

OhBlihv is getting married

🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺

[fiery orbit]

ooo wow

[worn ember]

who?

[viral hornet]

u don't know him

[twin lagoon]

🥺

[worn ember]

classic node

[vernal moth]

Am in heaven

[worn ember]

NO U

[warm anchor]

Windows moment

[worn ember]

weeb moment

[fiery orbit]

I once tried an older nord piano 4 while mixing a band.. was awesome

[vernal moth]

But for the electic version, which is like a full on synth, I feel like I need a phd

[wispy blade]

nah

it's easy

[vernal moth]

But, compared to the e pianos they have here, the keys don't feel as nice

Even tho they got the full on hammer thing too

[fiery orbit]

Yea the feeling is also important, sounds are amasing tho

I'd been wanting to try out the electro 6 as that is the one I'm least familiar with

Just to see what kind of sounds you could make with it

[worn ember]

yes

.eta

[limber knot]

Paper updates have no ETA, "rough estimate", or anything of the likes -- ever. They come when they come. Be patient.

[wispy blade]

it's /eta now ded

[worn ember]

cry about it

[wispy blade]

right? toast?

[frank otter]

wait has korobi moved to slash

[crystal lily]

__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

ETA means 'Estimated Time of Arrival'!

[frank otter]

oh who is kaguya

[wispy blade]

kash's new project

[worn ember]

someone ban this man

[foggy silo]

bean!

[worn ember]

though i think ihave 3 too xD

[crystal lily]

Having issues with tab complete on java 17? See https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/6936#issuecomment-979713795

[wispy blade]

i have one for saying a bad word 👀

[frank otter]

that's an interesting bot

[worn ember]

i have that bot blocked i think, i dont get notifications for it

[warm anchor]

Let’s vote to kick you forever

[worn ember]

its not a ban, its just an auto kick

[vernal moth]

They have a grand one where kawai made the keys, that one I want

But that didn't even have a price on display

Maybe I'll settle for this

[fiery orbit]

what a modular heaven

[warm anchor]

But for what lol

[vernal moth]

Am literally in this store for over an hour now

[warm anchor]

Mini music producer???

[fiery orbit]

but yea I've also heard good things about kawai and casio key action but haven't got to try them myself

[vernal moth]

And I haven't seen every floor yet

[fiery orbit]

When's the first album coming mini?

[foggy silo]

👆

[warm anchor]

Paper mixtape [ft. miniDIG]

[vernal moth]

Kawai hammer keys feel like an actual piano

[twin lagoon]

ok but mini

did you buy an aeron

[vernal moth]

I have a Casio with weighted keys but no hammers

No Michael

[twin lagoon]

zzzzzzzzzz

[vernal moth]

But something else

I forgot the name it's in my car

[twin lagoon]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[vernal moth]

Oh I found the bar, brb

[fiery orbit]

I really have to visit a bigger music store next time I can lol

of course there is a bar

[warm anchor]

This is why hanger is never gonna be done

[foggy silo]

They say not sober developers are the best kind of developers!

[true canyon]

We need to get mini to the bar. Gotta reach that ballmer peak.

https://xkcd.com/323/

xkcd: Ballmer Peak

Apple uses automated schnapps IVs.

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) xkcd: Ballmer Peak (1 October 2007)

[foggy silo]

fr!!

[mental meadow]

So I got the okay to put the broken RTX 2080ti Super on ebay. Should I assemble it before I put it on there though?
Pro: Looks better, probably less fragile in shipping
Con: I'm lazy, and most of the heatpads are gone

[warm anchor]

Oh headpad

My bad

[mental meadow]

no no

[mossy vessel]

Or fix it and send it to me

[mental meadow]

headpat are good

I've tried fixing it for a few months now

I wouldn't sell it if it would work

[mossy vessel]

sadge

[waxen panther]

gm

[twin lagoon]

[heady spear]

@waxen panther help me bully jmp into letting us release 1.6 plz

[plucky sparrow]

imagine

clean

;)

[spare venture]

kotlin propaganda is bad? 😔

[nimble depot]

write: I use Linux btw. Easter egg

[plucky sparrow]

am just better

[olive marlin]

I just found out yesterday there was a decent discount for the GPU i want

[nimble depot]

clean

[true canyon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-sidebar-6JB4v4xPTAQFi

I refuse to believe there have been any discounts on GPUs for a year

[mossy vessel]

There have been... discounts for a few bucks

[warm anchor]

20% off for a low price of $3000

[golden gust]

discount

Yea, we raised the price by 20% for a few weeks, and we just took that increase off again, wooo

[warm anchor]

American retail moment

Probably outlawed but always loopholes to bypass

[olive marlin]

Nah, I'm talking looking through the price graph and prices at many different sellers.

[golden gust]

Generally just not enforced unless somebody makes a stink about it

[olive marlin]

It's still expensive and above MSRP.

[warm anchor]

I’ve seem item with a sale tags $4.99!

And if you flip the sale tag, original price was $5

But it’s legal because it’s still a sale

[olive marlin]

Just noticeably cheaper compared to all other sellers.

[golden gust]

There are a few retailers which do actual sales, but, the big bunch is just giving you another rip off day

[warm anchor]

Betting on customer never read or know the original price of an item lol

[golden gust]

Well, that's the joy

People are dumb and lazy

Wait a month and they'll probs have a better offer

[olive marlin]

I think I'll wait for January and hope there'll be someone selling used one for good price.

[true canyon]

The key is to release a special SKU variant that has a higher MSRP and is only sold on that day.

[warm anchor]

I think Walmart and target does that here

It will be a TV for example but with less ports and less HDMI connections etc

Some of those really cheap shit only has 1

[olive marlin]

I just want a RX 6600XT

[golden gust]

Kinda reminded me of an old kinda saying over here

Not sure of the exact wording, it's been butchered over the years, but, basically, theres nothing as never ending as the DFS sale

[warm anchor]

Hmmm

Anyway I didn’t buy anything yet this year

[spare venture]

most things this black friday were at a discount but much higher than last years black friday, mostly due to much higher shipping costs and inflation

was definitely much harder to find any deals on par with last years

hell i bought a 65” 4k roku tv last year for $170 and the same model was $250 this year despite being last years model

[warm anchor]

That’s a chunky tv

[mossy vessel]

That is quite cheap

[true canyon]

My problem with TVs is that I'm a snob and want the latest quality tech. So I'm like, LG C1 or bust and that's 1 grand for the 48"

[left swift]

try stealing it

then its free

[true canyon]

Oh brilliant.

[mossy vessel]

Friend of mine bought the Samsung Neo Qled in 85" some weeks ago. Tho there is barely nothing you can watch on there considering you can count 8k shows on a single hand

[topaz mortar]

I don't care if it's a smart tv or not.
Most time the functionality is not used.

[twin lagoon]

@mossy vessel

[mossy vessel]

Hello michele

[true canyon]

I don't care at all for smart tv stuff. I just want OLED!

[mossy vessel]

This Oled Qled stuff is super cheap I just figured

Oh no, just during their blackweek sale

[warm anchor]

Am I the only one who enjoys projector

[void void]

i bought an rx6700xt a few months ago, and now play literally 0 games whatsoever

[vernal moth]

I left without buying a piano

Am sad

[hexed dragon]

Nobody saw that

[true canyon]

I lack the large surface area upon which to project!

[void void]

idk what you do with plane

fly it?

[warm anchor]

Hmmmmm

[hexed dragon]

Who said anything about plane?

[true canyon]

<S​oy​ab​> What you do with plane?

Thanks, IRC

[left swift]

u could project it onto ur giant forehead

[limber knot]

You're welcome!

[true canyon]

wow rude

[left swift]

[hexed dragon]

Nah that is a fake message.

[void void]

:/

sure

[left swift]

3rd party client

[hexed dragon]

Why you keeping deleted messages?

[void void]

never

vanilla unmodified discord

only

[left swift]

[frank otter]

which server is the paper irc on again

esper?

[void void]

i think so

[vernal moth]

Yes

[limber knot]

espernet is besternet

[frank otter]

can't remember how to authenticate on espernet

[limber knot]

with nickserv, or sasl?

[frank otter]

oh it would be nickserv

is it just /msg NickServ authenticate (user) (pass)

[golden gust]

Yea

something like that

[limber knot]

woo i figured it out

and for anyone curious its /nick nickname then /msg NickServ identify (pass)

[magic river]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nbc-thanksgiving-xUOxeRSgzGd7rbAqWs

1.18 be like

[limber knot]

just remembered why i dont use a tui irc client often

[lament patio]

I see a jar, I put it in prod

[woeful oar]

Hello. I have plugin that I publish on papermc forums to enable sand duping. I did not have discord but I just make discord to help with plugin. When I try to add discord link url to plugin forum post I get this message: "Sorry, new users can only put 2 links in a post."

Is there way to disable this limit?

[untold mist]

hi, iam looking for auth plugin that works with postgres and any proxy. Any suggestions?

[woeful oar]

cracked server not allowed. Read rules

[true canyon]

Mojang auth doesn't even require postgres!

[mental meadow]

there are no rules stating that (yet)

[woeful oar]

but please how to disable forum link limit?

it say no piracy sick aurora

[lament patio]

Well, just wait until you're not new 🤷‍♂️

[mental meadow]

show me where

[woeful oar]

in discord rules

[lament patio]

Ig make a linktr.ee or something with both links for now

[mental meadow]

in the forum you gotta complete a tutorial

[woeful oar]

https://discord.com/terms

[mental meadow]

yes I'm aware

offline mode != piracy

anyway

[woeful oar]

ok I am wrong

[golden gust]

guidelines are guidelines

[mental meadow]

@twin lagoon fucking twrp doesn't work :C

[twin lagoon]

wat

[golden gust]

discords ToS is nuanced around this stuff

But, generally, we're not google

[mental meadow]

I can't boot into any custom recovery for some reason

at least not recoveries for that device

[true canyon]

cat, please find me a photo of a kitten

[untold mist]

you seriously think somebody read rules of discord servers lol

[true canyon]

Uh, yes.

[untold mist]

anyway sorry

[woeful oar]

sorry for again question. where is tutorial? I cannot find

[mental meadow]

Honestly no idea

[warm anchor]

@quasi valley epic announcement but missing a few paper chan emoji

[twin lagoon]

[vernal moth]

Great ending to an exhausting day, lol

I should more often do this and just spend 2 hours in the music store, lmao

[mossy vessel]

The descending order in the background is p satisfying

[vernal moth]

Oh she even set them up with LEDs, the bows have LEDs in them

[mossy vessel]

[foggy silo]

what is that device... 🤨

[vernal moth]

It's a hookah

Not a bong how my mom always called it, lmao

[foggy silo]

Ahhh

[mossy vessel]

It's a very common thing over here

[worn crest]

maddin and smoking

[left swift]

public bongs are just hookahs

[vernal moth]

Germany is actually the biggest producer and consumer of hookah tobacco

And makes the best hookahs

[native wolf]

hookahs are also REALLY common here in Bosnia too

hi bro

how are you?

i'm good

[magic mesa]

I've been to a place that does hookahs in either leeds or wakefield I forgot

[void void]

ALBANIAAAAA

love you guys

[native wolf]

Identify yourself bro

[void void]

||nope. I'm just tired. Religion is a hypnotizing drug and Erdogan uses it very well||

||I'm not bound by god to anybody||

yes

[golden gust]

tree is not doing, allah is doing

inb4 I just got the discord bot banned

[void void]

:/

[golden gust]

nope, all safe

[void void]

nope

I would prefer an irreligious Turkey

[golden gust]

Like, there is actually some IRC bot which literally just goes around posting messages of the form "X is not doing, allah is doing"

[void void]

fact!

[golden gust]

god, remember freenode?

Back in the old days

[void void]

Turks should have continued believing in Gok Tengri, not Allah

Turkish Mythology is cool asf

[golden gust]

whole world shoulda just been nuked

prove me wrong

[void void]

Nope, we are a secular country

Turks came from middle asia

They weren't muslims

They became muslims later

oh, something political ethnic stuff started

goodbye

I hope so

I hope we reach to Ataturk's dream Turkey

nwm

let's talk about PaperMC thingies instead

[golden gust]

hard truth?

Aurora is not the best aurora

[void void]

Does the new PaperMC for 1.18 have new optimizations?

[marble lark]

:(

[olive marlin]

WTF? Heresy!

[golden gust]

We've literally not even fucking updated all of the patches yet

[void void]

oh

lol

:D

[marble lark]

how would aurora not be the best aurora when she's the only aurora

[golden gust]

No, she's not

[void void]

An evil fake Aurora hacked into her account

We must save her ASAP

evil aurora be like

bad at osu

never

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWd_N-9n7NM

[void void]

terrified of serbians

[marble lark]

wat

[golden gust]

Never noticed this one before

[void void]

literally me in the video wtf

[void void]

serbophobia?

indeed

:/

[marble lark]

oh my god lmao

[golden gust]

And that's why our Aurora will always be the #2 Aurora

[void void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36K59Z3o51Y >>>

cuANTO DARIA POR GRITARLES NUESTRO AMOR

[golden gust]

that just reminds me of shrek

[marble lark]

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=electroniccat

lmao

[golden gust]

In my defence, they pissed me off and they deserved it

[quasi valley]

Kin, where did you get this from https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/272837181226352640/877199847164379227/Harmonikalla.mp4

[void void]

based cat

[quasi valley]

I need to know

[void void]

I'm older than Serbia lol

[quasi valley]

it's been haunting me ever since you sent it into Via support

[void void]

thats so good tho wtf

[quasi valley]

Thank you

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZchkP43avXg

[meager tusk]

Yes.

[meager tusk]

Based Electroniccat?

[golden gust]

Hey, anybody wanna hookup?

[charred sleet]

no

[golden gust]

I got the CD for the BG music

[spare venture]

FYROM 😂

[meager tusk]

Bro.

[meager tusk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgWeVPIrXwQ

[spare venture]

the disrespect

[marble lark]

sure

[meager tusk]

This is how you got me right now.

[marble lark]

i mean uh

[meager tusk]

Gonna start talking like that.

[charred sleet]

mfw : the loop button doesnt exist

[spare venture]

people still calling north macedonia FYROM

[meager tusk]

They still call Albania FYROM, lol.

[spare venture]

imagine needing to get permission from another country to name your country something

[meager tusk]

They still think it's "North Macedonia" or "Macedonia".

[void void]

Let's be ultra based

Love people no matter what race, religion or color etc etc; if they are good people, love them!

[meager tusk]

Except if they are Westerners.

[void void]

The most based opinion is this

[meager tusk]

🤢

[void void]

:/

Already seperated

[meager tusk]

[void void]

||E-Eren Yeager?|| (AoT Spoiler)

Is that you?

[meager tusk]

No, that's Albin Kurti.

Try harder next time.

Based.

[left swift]

what's that in his hair

[meager tusk]

Probably remnants from NATO bombs.

[marble lark]

lmfao

[native wolf]

fact

[left swift]

unfortunate

probably Canadian made

[meager tusk]

Based?

Based canadians.

[left swift]

[meager tusk]

"Sorry for the Uranium after the bombings, eh?"

[left swift]

canada always bombing people

Quebec wild

[twin lagoon]

Idriz!

[meager tusk]

BRO!

[void void]

I won't let this horrible mistake go to waste!

[left swift]

what's that mean

[void void]

A reference to the AoT's ending (for me it was horrible so I'm mocking it)

[vernal moth]

I work with Turks, as part of near shoring, they speak almost perfect german but don't even earn half of what they would make here, and that was before considering how fucked their currency is

[twin lagoon]

<sulu5890> @twin lagoon please disable spawn protection in server.properties
@wraith trail it has been done

[void void]

Bc most of them are just immigrant workers

[vernal moth]

If they would just work remote for a German company they would make big buck

[void void]

and also most of the Turks are incredibly rude and dumb

[vernal moth]

They aren't immigrants, they are Turks living in turkey but speaking English so they can work in near shoring

[void void]

oh okay

[worthy geode]

thats also atleast slightly rude

[void void]

still %50 chance they can be dumb and rude

[meager tusk]

https://tenor.com/bsypy.gif

[vernal moth]

If they would work as immigrants here they would easily earn double

[meager tusk]

Wanna re-think what you just said?

That's me and Kin.

[vernal moth]

And no they actually kinda competent

[meager tusk]

Not you, Mini.

[void void]

nope, I'll mock Attack on Titan until my last breath

[nimble depot]

I am now truly pissed

[void void]

OH

[meager tusk]

Does your company not sponsor them or something?

[void void]

I GET WHAT YOU ARE SAYING NOW

YES, You are absolutely right!

[meager tusk]

I thought German companies did that

[vernal moth]

We pay a consulting company

[meager tusk]

Oh outsourcing stuff

[void void]

We are the third class citizens as Turks here

[vernal moth]

For doing work we don't want to do or can't do

[meager tusk]

They're ruthless here

[vernal moth]

Yeah it's called near shoring

[void void]

Immigrants have more rights than us

[vernal moth]

India, but good basically

[frank otter]

i don't know testing, whats wrong with this

[meager tusk]

They pay barely OK wages in Kosovo.

[vernal moth]

U a Kurd?

[meager tusk]

I'm lucky I got a job on my own lol

[void void]

nope

[vernal moth]

So why you a 3rd class citizen?

[void void]

that problem is literally forgotten rn, everyone wants Syrians to be gone

[void void]

bc I'm a Turk

[meager tusk]

Maybe he's an Albanian in Serbia.

Oh

Or that

[void void]

If I was a Kurd, still third class citizen

If you are a syrian or afghan however

second class

[twin lagoon]

i need more memory for yourkit

shits eating 20gb

[meager tusk]

Least radicalized Turk

[ashen cliff]

Use a better profiler bro.

[void void]

If I was just being radical... but I'm not joking or being radicalist

[meager tusk]

KGBProfiler

[twin lagoon]

does jprofiler have darkmode

[void void]

They literally have more rights than us Turks, Kurds, Zazas etc etc

[ashen cliff]

Who said anything about JProfiler?

[void void]

Immigrant problem here is huge

[twin lagoon]

What else bro

[ashen cliff]

.

[twin lagoon]

BRO!

[meager tusk]

Bro.

[mental meadow]

Can we keep politics out of this discord and stick to english please?

[meager tusk]

I'm gonna do it to you.

[void void]

okay

[meager tusk]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=JProfiler+Dark+Theme

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-11-27_19-50-30.png

[meager tusk]

Fucking sniper.

[twin lagoon]

how expensive is jprofiler

i can renew yourkit for 50 eur so

[void void]

prove you are the good aurora, you might be the secret evil aurora

show Osu scoreboard

[ashen cliff]

No idea.
https://posili.me/i/2021-11-27_19-51-01.png

[meager tusk]

You are overdoing it bro.

[mental meadow]

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/27397858

[meager tusk]

My only god is uh

[void void]

Wait, you actually sent the scoreboard

woah

[meager tusk]

your mother.

:chadalbanian:

Wrong discord.

[twin lagoon]

Found ~170 files under "plugins/Essentials/userdata"...

biggest minecraft server i have owned

170 players on the test server

selling the data for $5 dm me

[mental meadow]

fucking essentials userdata folder straight up crashes my ftp client if I open it

[void void]

lol

My god is Tengri (its a joke, I'm agnostic)

[meager tusk]

All of them your ALT ACCOUNTS.

[golden gust]

that's why I literally never use an FTP client unless I reaaaaally like, last resort or need multiple threads

[meager tusk]

You can't fool me, swamp boy.

[left swift]

ur an ftp client

[twin lagoon]

can arcane season 2 release already

[mild rune]

no

[void void]

not until 2023

[twin lagoon]

yes

fucking riot games

[void void]

they said themselves

won't release in 2022

[golden gust]

ur ass has the girth, depth, and flow, of a wind tunnel

[left swift]

ur the fan

[mental meadow]

!ban @vale rune Religion & politics trolling

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Banned Kin#3949 (Religion & politics trolling) [2 total infractions] -- aurora#4484.

[twin lagoon]

[warm anchor]

oof

[left swift]

[twin lagoon]

@ashen cliff thoughts?

[golden gust]

.rekt

[void void]

okay, time to go back talking deep Genshin Impact lore

[ashen cliff]

Still in a hospital bed bro.

[golden gust]

KRUSIC YA COMMIE

[vernal moth]

What happened? Lol

[twin lagoon]

nothing

kin did a funny and now they're banned

[left swift]

[meager tusk]

Average Paper Mod

[twin lagoon]

1.18 performing well i see

[meager tusk]

But he is a muslim.

Feels bad, man.

[ashen cliff]

So, any thought our resident Discord™️ Certified™️ Moderator™️?

[meager tusk]

KRUSHIÇ.

[ashen cliff]

I still have no idea why that badge even exists.

[meager tusk]

They got our boy.

[left swift]

oh ew michael is a discord moderator

[meager tusk]

We have to make do with what we have.

[left swift]

[ashen cliff]

Next we go for the short one.

Oh wait.

[twin lagoon]

you play competitive csgo unironically you have no rights to say anything nomana

[meager tusk]

Why would they go for you?

[ashen cliff]

You tried bro.

[left swift]

I like self punishment

[meager tusk]

Shut up, bro.

[ashen cliff]

Sorry bro.

[meager tusk]

It was too far, bro.

I may be short, but I can do big things.

[void void]

oh no

[ashen cliff]

Mhm.

[meager tusk]

Like lift a ladder to get an item at the top of the shelf.

[ashen cliff]

That stolpnica still standing.

[left swift]

idriz alt account #2 is banned now what do we do

[meager tusk]

Don't dare call my boy Kin an alt account.

[left swift]

or

[meager tusk]

He was banned because he was proud of himself.

Can't have shit in PaperMC.

[left swift]

[mild rune]

monke

[left swift]

anyways

[native wolf]

What

Kin is banned?

rip

[meager tusk]

The great cleansing of Balkan will soon begin.

Be prepared, bro.

[plucky sparrow]

whew

[void void]

.commands

[limber knot]

https://korobi.vq.lc/network/esper/channel/paper/commands/

[tender wadi]

gu

[spiral robin]

gu

[mild rune]

gu

[left swift]

ug

[untold meadow]

@void void

how's rust going?

[viral lion]

RUST IS ...

rusty

[tender wadi]

what kind of rust

the programming language or

the game

[void void]

pretty good, writing some essays for uni applications atm but gonna work on it later

just getting into basics of ownership and memory management lol

it's kind of a breath of fresh air coming from c

[untold meadow]

oooh that sounds exciting

[void void]

yep yep

[untold meadow]

good luck with all your uni apps!!

[void void]

thankuu 🥰

I got into both I applied to but it's all scholarship stuffs now

:D

[untold meadow]

damnnnnn get you!!!

[void void]

thanks

[unkempt drift]

github dying?

getting 500s on the paper repo issues page

[quick halo]

me too

on other repo

i like the looney tunes inspired error banner.

[fast scarab]

me too

rip

[waxen panther]

FUCK

[unkempt drift]

https://www.githubstatus.com/ says its fine

[waxen panther]

i need to steal my editorconfig and its down

madge

[cunning raft]

@waxen panther

[waxen panther]

@cunning raft

i hope you are down too jroy

[quick halo]

i was just learning how to git too

[wispy blade]

how to git in 5 seconds
git status
git add .
git commit -m <message>

[spiral robin]

ok

[quick halo]

Sorry, didn't work

[void void]

[mild rune]

why does github have to shit itself at the worst time

[twin lagoon]

what was that about moving to github

[lavish compass]

is github down

[golden gust]

Literally...

[waxen panther]

github could be down for 12 hours a day and i'd still rather use it more than gitlab

[lavish compass]

[golden gust]

.droptable

[lavish compass]

Just when I was going to create a new issue

[golden gust]

.gitlab

[limber knot]

[14:05:44] <Z750> brb moving all my repos to DROP TABLE hosting

[native wolf]

github rip

[fossil patio]

[lavish compass]

idk if its just me but i feel like gitlab ui is slow

[golden gust]

to be fair

what's impressive, really, is how fast github is

[twin lagoon]

i'm just waiting for the full github redesign now

they've slowly been changing it up

[golden gust]

like, using github as the bar when comparing git hosting solutions is somewhat dishonest towards other solutions

[coarse lily]

They're going full web 4.0

[golden gust]

GH throws a metric ton of resources towards caching and doing shit to drastically speed up github, that it's no surprise that nobody relaly competes with them there

[coarse lily]

The HTML renders right on your retina.

[twin lagoon]

they also have infinite resources at this point with microsoft backing them & azure

[lavish compass]

damn.

web 5.0 - it renders in your nerves

[mild rune]

web 6.0 - you are the webserver

[lavish compass]

web 7.0 - the internet lives at atom level

[left swift]

@waxen panther

[unkempt drift]

https://www.githubstatus.com/ its almost everything now

[left swift]

broccolai (victim of pings)

[mild rune]

man good thing I pulled this repo right before this happened

[golden gust]

Yea, I almost made a gag

at first the incident report was just for actions

[lavish compass]

time to dm lucko if github issues is down

[mild rune]

I'll just be github

ask me to pull and push

I'll manually write your code changes down

[golden gust]

unzips

push

[lavish compass]

[spiral robin]

[left swift]

[mild rune]

- zipped pants
+ unzipped pants

[lavish compass]

can you please sign that commit

[left swift]

[lavish compass]

no

[quasi valley]

Github, plz

[left swift]

kenny

[topaz mortar]

fuck, cannot create a dev-bundle because Github is down and I don't have diff-utils installed. Cannot install them because HomBrew hosts stuff on Github.

[golden gust]

I already pushed one before

I just cba making the annoucement and shit

[tropic flame]

mfw github

[topaz mortar]

Thanks.

[left swift]

cat doesnt do the public speaking

[tropic flame]

i was just looking at Tuinity's archived repo

[topaz mortar]

Then he gets pinged to much.

[golden gust]

my brain is just done with existing today

[simple karma]

github

more like

[foggy silo]

Been there

[simple karma]

no github

[warm anchor]

[left swift]

jroy

[cunning raft]

vote ban, 👍 for ban for cringe

[simple karma]

degraded availability

i love how they call service death degraded availability

[cunning raft]

i love how experienced engineers know what they're talking about

[left swift]

experienced engineers at github?

[simple karma]

arguable

[cunning raft]

minecraft pfp moment

[grand pewter]

@gloomy nimbus @lavish compass pulled new PaperLib this morning so latest dev should work

[tropic flame]

they probably fired them all just like MS did on the windows team

[rare python]

What they should be saying is: "Everything is borked, we will figure it out at some point."

[left swift]

"dm me for 1.18 spigot jar"

[rare python]

All it takes for them to figure out that everything is borked is just go to the site

[tropic flame]

well, since github is gone, time for a yive's mirror revival

[plucky sparrow]

gtihub gone¿

[simple karma]

its still not gone entirely

[left swift]

gitlab did this

[simple karma]

https://i.imgur.com/xDZiLDk.png F for github pages

[plucky sparrow]

omg i cant push

so bad

[rare python]

Current state of githubs servers: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Does that explain your problem?

[cunning raft]

@waxen panther can you (in about 10-20 minutes) bring up github being down

[left swift]

jroy

are github downs?

[native wolf]

Yes

[left swift]

is that a new feature

[waxen panther]

nah gunna go play hoi sorry

[willow shuttle]

guys, does 1.18 mob only spawn in 0 light?

[plucky sparrow]

since when does that exist

[mild rune]

damn fancy new feature

[simple karma]

wait is that a thing

[mild rune]

I vote for a week

[plucky sparrow]

why is a week the max you can do

[cunning raft]

in testing

[rare python]

I vote for a week also

[mild rune]

Imagine if you could timeout someone for a few years

[fossil patio]

hey jroy i was trying to check the page you have linked to your discord profile and it doesn't load. who are you?

[cunning raft]

api allows for unlimited

[left swift]

jsoy leaking new features

[plucky sparrow]

oh so i can plug a bot into it?

that's if jda updates however

[mild rune]

incoming max int timeouts

[cunning raft]

pretty sure i saw a jda pr for it

[plucky sparrow]

probably not getting added until jda 5

well not probably

it's definitely not

[cunning raft]

jda 4 has been in feature freeze for 2 months

[plucky sparrow]

yeah

[lavish compass]

👍 will take a look

that is, if i could

[peak ginkgo]

dejaydev@homepc:~/mc$ cd Paper/
dejaydev@homepc:~/mc/Paper$ git pull
ERROR:
fatal: Could not read from remote repository.

Please make sure you have the correct access rights
and the repository exists.

awesome.

[plucky sparrow]

Ooops!!!

[simple karma]

its a cool paralax effect lets give them that

[lavish compass]

It would be cooler if github is up

[fossil patio]

hmm spigot's git repos aren't down !

[simple karma]

spigot doesnt use github

but their own jira

[fossil patio]

unironically i wonder what their uptime is

spigot uses stash, jira is for issue management

[peak ginkgo]

stash is kind of nice

better than gitlab

[golden gust]

stash, what's that?

[lavish compass]

time to move to gittea!

[golden gust]

R I P

[fossil patio]

arguable, i'm not a fan of stash/bitbucket

lots of weird corner cases

[lavish compass]

I've used bitbucket for a while before

[fossil patio]

gitlab at least follows github's corner cases for the most part

[topaz mortar]

cat you didn't install diff-utils, so dev-bundle is not usable.
Download the zip and look at any net.minercaft patch.

[fossil patio]

gitea actually good tho, love it for a lightweight git server

[lavish compass]

gitlab's navigation is a hot mess though

[golden gust]

wat

[topaz mortar]

Mac OS diff doesn't support color.

[tropic flame]

github's interface is lighter than gitlab's

[golden gust]

urgh

somebody else can deal with it

[tropic flame]

gitlab's always takes a bit longer to load for me

[topaz mortar]

diff: unrecognized option `--color=never'
diff: Try `diff --help' for more information.

https://papermc.io/repo/#browse/search=keyword%3Ddev-bundle:maven-snapshots%3Aio.papermc.paper%3Adev-bundle%3A1.18-rc3-R0.1-SNAPSHOT:53b0a746423abd8f70ff605101e42f75

[lavish compass]

diff (GNU diffutils) 3.8

[gusty lance]

[lavish compass]

what version are you on? (i'm not on mac though)

[foggy silo]

Codespaces won!!

[charred sleet]

[foggy silo]

Congratulations

[plucky sparrow]

oh yes

[topaz mortar]

Jup, gnudiff isn't the Mac OS default.

During Github is down. Hombrew cannot install diff-utils.

[tropic flame]

sorry guys, no more tacos

bananas are the way now

[lavish compass]

too bad codespaces need auth

[lavish compass]

LMFAO is that the app icon

[topaz mortar]

I just wait until Tuesday. 😄

[plucky sparrow]

no

its a widget

[charred sleet]

pr it

[mild rune]

shocking github copilot is still working

[lavish compass]

because that uses openai's api directly

[tropic flame]

what if i do it on April 1st?

[mild rune]

ah

[tropic flame]

I've got a few ideas

[void void]

some poor github intern is trying to figure out what they unplugged to charge their phone rn

[tropic flame]

between PRing a commit with no changes to the dead Bukkit repository, and this, i can't decide

[simple karma]

what a beautiful match

https://i.imgur.com/39aAlG3.png

codespaces win

[plucky sparrow]

it's all slowly going down

[tropic flame]

is codespaces that thing there they suggest you code that does not match your project's license?

fr tho is that the name of it?

[dense wharf]

How does one get the Swifty role?

[peak ginkgo]

git may be back

@cosmic raptor would you be mad if i out sponsored you at $69.69

[rare python]

ayyyy

ITS ALIVE

[left swift]

hey jroy

[rare python]

somewhat

[peak ginkgo]

!remind add 3h That leaves thing

[charred sleet]

why would you be mad lol - its free money

[gusty lance]

down again

[peak ginkgo]

dooley

!remind 3h The leaves thing

i'll know what it means.

[rare python]

It is somewhat working for me.

[prime coral]

Sometimes it works

[unkempt drift]

You have to have it ping you, otherwise you will miss it if you aren’t looking here

[mystic narwhal]

Oh god a dev’s greatest fear

[golden gust]

fear?

You must be new

That's a blessing

[prime coral]

oh

[wide chasm]

This is the only time we get a break, better enjoy it

[mystic narwhal]

Hah I run my own code-server anyway so I’m good for now

[golden gust]

oh no, githubs down

[vernal moth]

@twin lagoon it's a nowystyle

[golden gust]

I'm gonna be forced to wait and do nothing until it comes back

what a tragedy

[plucky sparrow]

no way!

it's down?

[mystic narwhal]

https://github.com have a look for yourself

[plucky sparrow]

i was

joking

[golden gust]

the worse part with Dap is that I can never tell if they're trolling

[plucky sparrow]

wow

[left swift]

github is down

[plucky sparrow]

fine

[mystic narwhal]

… can’t believe i fell for that

[golden gust]

Like, you know what somebody is just like, that stupid, and you tell the stories?

and everbody is like, but, they can't be that stupid

and you just nod your head like, idk how, but, they managed it

[left swift]

who is cat talking to

[golden gust]

Either way, fuck you dap

❤️

[hexed dragon]

lol

[plucky sparrow]

u 2 <3

Those might be the most kind words I'll ever hear from you

[mystic narwhal]

I can’t imagine how it would feel to be the person(s) responsible for an incident on this scale

[golden gust]

been there, done that

[plucky sparrow]

and hopefully the last ones too!

[golden gust]

Like, the first time you take down some infra, it's like, OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[mystic narwhal]

messed up for a couple thousand clients before but this is probably on the scale of millions :0

[golden gust]

after a while it's just like, urgh, so, how tf did that cause that?

starts clicking buttons

[wispy blade]

2021 HangarMC/Hangar/nl.ts incident

[vernal moth]

https://passwords.igg.cloud/

Genius

Auto complete for passwords

[golden gust]

noice

I hate it when I try to type my password in and like, is winter

auto complete would be awesome

[mystic narwhal]

would also be a great way to farm common passwords lul

[vernal moth]

That site literally works by searching leaked passwords

[left swift]

it's actually 300 iq to use compromised passwords because who's gonna think you're using that as you password?? no one! they'll think its something else!

[plucky sparrow]

very useful fact

[vernal moth]

Yeah or they do hashcat go brrr and you look like an idiot

[left swift]

nah

no one does that

[mystic narwhal]

scriptkiddies be like

[left swift]

that's why the password "password" is the safest password

[mystic narwhal]

“hunter2” the uncompromisable password

[prime coral]

Codespaces is experiencing degraded availability. We are continuing to investigate.
Posted 1 minute ago. Nov 27, 2021 - 21:42 UTC

[granite salmon]

codespaces down gg

[prime coral]

There we go

[wispy blade]

yep

[jovial plover]

this seems legit

[20:59:23 INFO]: [Netherite World] Anticheat CurryBedWars failed Jesus x1 [(Silent: false), (Ping: 15ms), (TPS: 19.82), (Plib: true), (t: repeated, ms: 50, d: 0.28, l: 0.2, a: true, b: 0)]
[20:59:32 INFO]: [Netherite World] Anticheat CurryBedWars failed IrregularMovements x1 [(Silent: false), (Ping: 15ms), (TPS: 19.86), (Plib: true), (t: step(high), d: 0.6528000259399391, dm: 0.60001, a: 1)]
[20:59:32 INFO]: [Netherite World] Anticheat CurryBedWars failed Jesus x1 [(Silent: false), (Ping: 15ms), (TPS: 19.88), (Plib: true), (t: speed(17), d: 1.090852313870761, dm: 0.19, dm_s: 0.7699999999999999)]
[20:59:32 INFO]: [Netherite World] Anticheat CurryBedWars failed Speed x1 [(Silent: false), (Ping: 15ms), (TPS: 19.88), (Plib: true), (t: normal, reason: air, d: 1.090852313870761, dm: 0.3675, dm_s: 0.5, dy: 0.5252250190734884, a: 0)]
[20:59:34 INFO]: [Netherite World] Anticheat CurryBedWars failed Jesus x2 [(Silent: false), (Ping: 15ms), (TPS: 19.88), (Plib: true), (t: speed(17), d: 0.3676101214989449, dm: 0.19, dm_s: 0.3)]
[20:59:35 INFO]: [Netherite World] Anticheat CurryBedWars failed Jesus x3 [(Silent: false), (Ping: 14ms), (TPS: 19.89), (Plib: true), (t: ypos(normal), dy: 0.5880000233650193, l: 0.56)]
[20:59:36 INFO]: [Netherite World] Anticheat CurryBedWars failed Jesus x4 [(Silent: false), (Ping: 14ms), (TPS: 19.88), (Plib: true), (t: speed(13), d: 0.45128571399776646, dm: 0.17, dm_s: 0.3)]```

[left swift]

hey naomi

[granite salmon]

is that spartan

[jovial plover]

yes

paper notif too

[granite salmon]

if you get caught using movement hacks with spartan then your client is shit

[jovial plover]

lmao

[mystic narwhal]

for consistency

[jovial plover]

ez clap
tempban -s CurryBedWars 31d Hacking

[plucky sparrow]

lmao

took some time but it finally went down as well

shut up naomi

[wispy blade]

hey mana

wtf

rude

[plucky sparrow]

<3

[wispy blade]

how's your blogging platform going

[plucky sparrow]

port(8080);
get("/", (req, res) -> "<b>Hello World!</b> " + req.ip());

this is all i've done

[left swift]

is github down

[plucky sparrow]

no

just fix ur wifi

[jovial plover]

github is down

[left swift]

I kept getting traffic through port 443 so I blocked it now nothing working

[mild rune]

I unplugged github

thought some people should touch grass

I'll plug it back in now

[plucky sparrow]

oh yes

[jovial plover]

lmao

[plucky sparrow]

thanks for helping cat

[golden gust]

grass?

all i've got is amnesia

[left swift]

grass? I thought you said ass

[golden gust]

that's assault bruda

[left swift]

I cant touch my own ass anymore?

[fossil patio]

you never could

[left swift]

oh no

[plucky sparrow]

can i though

[left swift]

only through HTC touchsense

[plucky sparrow]

touch sense?

[left swift]

I've said too much

[timber sentinel]

github is back

[plucky sparrow]

discord is not letting me paste this fucking image ffs

[mild rune]

touch what now

[fast scarab]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjI6hkw6nbYNQkz6

[robust cave]

Do y’all think you have a eta for 1.18 paper

[fast scarab]

no xD

[crystal lily]

__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

ETA means 'Estimated Time of Arrival'!

[plucky sparrow]

u mean this?

i used to have that htc phone

well not that exact same one

[left swift]

no

[plucky sparrow]

but that UI

[robust cave]

Okay 🙁

[plucky sparrow]

what then

[waxen panther]

where's the goblin command gone :(

[left swift]

to the store

[true canyon]

to a nice farm upstate

[mild rune]

I'm in a nice farm upstate

[wispy blade]

[plucky sparrow]

why do I keep getting weeb recommendations

i cant escape it

[hexed dragon]

It wants to know about your likings

[mild rune]

[golden gust]

anime is kinda like being gay

at first, you hear about it, and you're like, nah, that's not for me

[foggy silo]

Lmaooo

[golden gust]

then one day, you hear so much about death note that you're like, you know what, maybe I'll just have a tickle of a look

and then next week you're prancing around the room is a low crop top

[plucky sparrow]

based on personal experiences?

[golden gust]

actually I have a pretty dress instead

[plucky sparrow]

lmao

thankfully i didnt go any further than step 2

[mild rune]

I've watched maybe a handful of series

[warm anchor]

That’s Chinese you fuck

[plucky sparrow]

weeb pfp

so it's weeb

[mild rune]

[warm anchor]

[jovial plover]

should i put my servers rules on the website

[mild rune]

just don't be a weeb

[plucky sparrow]

See

[jovial plover]

or have no rules at all

[plucky sparrow]

Full of weeb

[mild rune]

idk that music player looks lit

[plucky sparrow]

I’m probably gonna get 10 more weeb recommendations just for checking out the repo

[mild rune]

telling me you wouldn't use that?

[plucky sparrow]

Telling you

[mild rune]

shame

also charge your phone

[plucky sparrow]

It will last enough

[mild rune]

[plucky sparrow]

it's 20%

more than enough for a full day

[flint island]

Nice when you try to start 1.18 and it not start (no warns or errors), but when use commands instead of try click directly on the jar you see the error 🙂

[left swift]

wot

[warm anchor]

You probably don’t have correct java if I have to guess

[flint island]

exactly , is nice surprise when nothing happen when you do like always and click on the jar lol 🙂

[left swift]

exactly bro!

[mild rune]

radical

[warm anchor]

Coz sane people use a script to launch @flint island with pause on the end

So it shows up

[jovial plover]

"weeb kingdom" sus

weeb alert

[warm anchor]

[mild rune]

sussy weeb

[jovial plover]

sussy baka

[left swift]

:Sussy:

[plucky sparrow]

oh no

[left swift]

this is ridiculous

[plucky sparrow]

this should be bannable

[left swift]

I'm being scammed

[plucky sparrow]

can i buy your lung

for a free taco

[left swift]

🥶 🍦

[mild rune]

sheeeeesh

[plucky sparrow]

[flint island]

yeah but was lazy and you still need accept EULA before it start . So I often run jar one time and later use script.

But yes was that way i find out way not working.

Hm seams like AdoptOpenJDK where i download, stop with new versions after 16.

[twin lagoon]

use adoptium

[left swift]

can you adoptium deez nuts

gottem

discord mod down

[mild rune]

👉 🚪

[flint island]

I find a openjdk 17 build at least 🙂 See if that use even more ram an 16 did.

[left swift]

it uses as much ram as u give it

[flint island]

yeah but every version after 8 use more ram.

[left swift]

ok

[mild rune]

I use java 1 because it uses no ram 😤

[warm anchor]

Ram is cheap nowadays

[dull linden]

ah yes java 1

[mild rune]

Just download some more ram tbh

[worn ember]

donate me another 32gb ram plz

im struggling

[jovial plover]

yeah, i downloaded 73.24 GB

[mild rune]

nice

[jovial plover]

imma download more

[flint island]

I use 14.5GB of 16GB and windows complain it not have ram to use :/

[jovial plover]

like 10gb more

[mild rune]

get another 69.420 more

[dull linden]

someone send me a 67gb ram file ty

[worn ember]

the funni

[plucky sparrow]

worst part is that he is probably serious

[mild rune]

I download more wifi

[plucky sparrow]

[mild rune]

why do those remind me of habbo hotel

[left swift]

just use swap

[upbeat falcon]

ram.txt by @jovial plover: https://paste.gg/a0047b0bbc394b78aefc0474b049c3f5

[mild rune]

wait are those icons from RCT2?

[dull linden]

that took up ram to say no ram for you :(

[mild rune]

my ram :(

[flint island]

hm first start of 1.18 not end well

https://pastebin.com/cHTf1q8u lol

[wispy blade]

me when compiling paper: ram 100%, swap 8gb/17gb

[jovial plover]

scroll through, there is some ram hidden

[left swift]

naomi typing

[mild rune]

[left swift]

[wispy blade]

hi mbax!!

[true canyon]

Incredible, looks like you failed to allocate 300mb.

[true canyon]

[mild rune]

me when people talk

[left swift]

this is mojang fault

[wispy blade]

oh no a newer version of a program with more features uses more resources what a surprise!!!!

[jovial plover]

imma download some more ram

[left swift]

MO JANG

[mild rune]

I've already downloaded 10TB of ram

[jovial plover]

this is my ram download limit 75,000 / 95,520 Mb

[mild rune]

[golden gust]

I mean, it failed to allocate sub 1G of ram

Well

sub 0.5G of ram

[native wolf]

just make a 1TB swap partition, no more RAM problems

[left swift]

can we submit a bug report about cat

[mild rune]

cat is perfect

[left swift]

the reset button isnt working