I'm currently waiting on them to find my package I ordered from google 
#general
mild rune
wide chasm
Oh yeah, pickup requires id
vernal moth
Well we will see what happens if I don't present a code
spare venture
here even if it says a signature will be required they will just leave the package without knocking
vernal moth
No way he would drive away
spare venture
so i don’t think they would follow the OTP
vernal moth
Idk, it's Amazon, the have their drivers piss in bottles and have cameras installed in the cars
spare venture
as long as they take a picture they don’t give a shit
wide chasm
"Please sign here"
writes down x
"Have a good day"
mild rune
My fave is when they mark the package as signed when I didn't even sign it
and it still ends up at the wrong house
vernal moth
My fave is when they mark the package as signed when I didn't even sign it
If that happens you just claim it never arrived and you get your money back
peak ginkgo
love how unbothered it is by my location
peak ginkgo
I had Fedex deliver a macbook to the wrong house
I've had this happen too wtf
2k laptop
mild rune
yep
peak ginkgo
Apple was able to send FedEx BACK to the home and recover the package
meager tusk
I've had this happen too wtf
"Well, neat surprise!"
mild rune
And they literally just go "eh idk where it's at"
peak ginkgo
I was PISSED
meager tusk
yoink
vernal moth
UPS delivery guys are great
potent fossil
fedex just delivered me a completely destroyed package
mild rune
anytime I see something coming fedex I expect to not see it
meager tusk
Some private delivery company called me while i was on my school bus
And I told them the exact address
and he just kept saying "naaah cant go there bro"
"are you here? no? naaa bro i cant i cant"
so i asked him to deliver it to a shop nearby cause i know the owner
vernal moth
Delivery in Germany is fine, you get either Amazon logistics, who's drivers are basically slaves scared to do anything wrong, or DHL, where the worst that will happen is that they will not ring and just deliver it to the next kiosk instead, which is fine by me
mild rune
I had them call me once when I was taking a nap and he tried to check to make sure it was the right house
still was the wrong house
but he made an attempt
wide chasm
I only order if I know they will deliver it with the local post; if they're gonna be using DHL I won't order from them.
mild rune
He ignored the big ass numbers on my neighbor's house that say 35 instead of 33
But reading hard
vernal moth
It's funny how DHL is so shit in the Netherlands but the best here (after ups but that's an unfair comparison, ups plays in its own league)
peak ginkgo
DHL is okay in America, their corporate structure is confusing though
mild rune
I used to get everything through USPS but then Amazon wanted their own driver. So not only is my shit delivered incorrectly it gets delivered at 9pm instead of 11am now
modern bone
personally never had an issue with DHL in the netherlands
peak ginkgo
I've had packages overnighted/two dayd from London and I live in TEXAS
modern bone
but most people use PostNL
vernal moth
Amazon goes warp speed, ordered something this morning and was here before lunch
wide chasm
There has never been a package that was delivered with DHL that came on the given date. It has always been at least one day late, but it's not surprising if you just don't get it at all. The local post always delivers on the same date and in the given time range and we've never had a lost package with them.
vernal moth
Less than 2 hours
mild rune
god I fucking wish my amazon was like that
wispy blade
postnl has a tendency to lose packages though
mild rune
It's rare I get something from them before 7pm
meager tusk
You guys lucky you have Amazon
They ship to Kosovo but it goes through customs
and it ramps up the price by 30%
no fucking joke
meager tusk
it's so ass
vernal moth
My last LTT order still isn't here
wide chasm
paying for same day delivery
That's free here with local post
peak ginkgo
Thu, 06 Aug 2020 8:41:57 AM -0500
Your DHL Express shipment with waybill number is on its way.
Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:45:30 PM -0500
Your DHL Express shipment with waybill number has been delivered on Fri Aug 07 at 12:29.
vernal moth
It's been over a month
peak ginkgo
the company is in manchester
meager tusk
>paying for same day delivery
That's free here with local post
where's "here"?
wide chasm
Netherlands
vernal moth
It was stuck at LAX in customs for like 3 weeks
meager tusk
wtf swamp germany is so advanced.
mild rune
My prime gets me next day, just late next day
vernal moth
Netherlands is so small, of course same day delivery works, lol
mild rune
I think my LTT order took a solid month
vernal moth
You can drive thru the whole country in 3 hours
wide chasm
You have the standard delivery fee if the product is cheap, but if you order enough then that's gone. And the standard delivery fee is the same for same day delivery. If I want to get it delivered later, then I have to pay extra,
vernal moth
Well I was more like saying, it's an Amazon prime privilege
wide chasm
Yeah sure, if you want to get through Germany, you'd need to stay in at least two different hotels over night
distant briar
sry, wasn't done typing
vernal moth
Hey don't delete before I finished reading that's no fair
mild rune
Google store finally emailed me back about my missing package, only to ask for info I've already given them 
You're google, you know me better than me
warm anchor
the quick of it is my users want to know if/when 1.8 will be available
Did you time travelled?
crystal lilyBOT
ETA means 'Estimated Time of Arrival'!
golden gust
I mean, we have the 2 hour fresh shit, we've also got next day which for me where I live is usually by 2
distant briar
Hmmm I think they were talking about the new update
distant briar
They called it 1.8 but I don't know much about minecraft. I'm just the sysadmin
warm anchor
Yeah that’s a no
wide chasm
1.18 is the new update
mild rune
For some reason Amazon wants to use their own shipping for me, but their nearest dispatch center is over 3 hours away. It's really dumb
distant briar
got it
warm anchor
Tell them to shutup
distant briar
lol.
warm anchor
You are admin use your admin power
golden gust
Well, amazon logistics is fucking awesome, tbqh
golden gust
Like, I live in the most fucking moronic of buildings
mild rune
up until the driver was tired of the computer forcing him to drop the package off at the wrong house
vernal moth
Just the piss smell is a bit too much sometimes
mild rune
warm anchor
Like, I live in the most fucking moronic of buildings
To be fair no one calls that cardboard box under bridge a house
Wrong ping
@mild rune
distant briar
1.18 isn't even released by Mojang
Not sure about how MC development goes tbh. This is my first time running a game service in production.
mild rune
warm anchor
Wow my joke ruined I pinged zcat instead
golden gust
Like, to get to my house you basically need to go down the side street, and even then, the door numbers are just not there
wide chasm
Mojang updates, then Spigot updates, then we update
left swift
eternity banned
mild rune
My house was built in like 2017 so it wasn't on maps for like 1-2 years but even after it was put on them they still fucked it up
vernal moth
Not sure about how MC development goes tbh. This is my first time running a game...
After a release stuff is a bit flaky so you wanna chill until it's stabilized
mild rune
GPS always tries to make people go to my neighbors
golden gust
I mean, their map shit is done by some other company which they pull info from
Like, that shit is always a PITA
distant briar
After a release stuff is a bit flaky so you wanna chill until it's stabilized
I'll tell my mcadmins
left swift
is that a new item at mcdonalds
mild rune
They finally got that updated cat, took the driver not leaving my house until it was updated
surprised he wasn't fired
warm anchor
GPS always tries to make people go to my neighbors
I found success if you become a google guide and suggest edit map
left swift
can I get 2 large mcadmins
golden gust
Royal mail is pretty much the only place who knows where my house is reliably
But, even they fuck it up
mild rune
before it showed my house as in the middle of the road
warm anchor
Yesh just sign up for google local guide and push update
golden gust
is rly fun
warm anchor
They almost always take it
mild rune
get rekt
distant briar
can I get 2 large mcadmins
What the proper title then. I'm the server admin, what do you call the minecraft admins.
left swift
eternity got owmed
potent fossil
am also lvl 4
left swift
oh I know where that meat is
keep going till you reach the meat then take a left at the stoplight
mild rune
my fave is when google tried to tell me my address edit was wrong
like google pls I live here
look at my map data
wispy blade
one of my reviews of a random restaurant has >250 views
vernal moth
One of my photos has 25k views
mossy vessel
I have written one review, if even
mossy vessel
How else do you get points then?
vernal moth
vernal moth
I don't even know what the perks are
wide chasm
You get coupons?
stefvanschie, local guide-to-be, is at your service!
silver nexus
Lol
vernal moth
Iirc they gave me storage once
Plus they ask me for feedback on stuff but I never joined a session
Am a paying google one customer anyways
cosmic raft
"google one"?
ancient bolt
google one is a product
true canyon
it's like google two, but half of it.
ancient bolt
extra storage, extra support
peak ginkgo
its p cool I have it too
I like paying for stuff yearly because I just kind of forget about it
Now I can't live without my storage
ancient bolt
yeah I use it too
vernal moth
Hey that reminds me I haven't heard back from my free Bose 700 headphones yet
That google wanted to send me
Somebody here can use 66% off of Xbox game pass?
Amazon sent me a code, lol
mild rune
wtf
nimble depot
@wispy blade I installed Git and Nano on my phone. Can now commit to Valk repo directly from my phone.
wispy blade
EPIC
heady spear
i wanna cuddle electroniccat while watching how i met your mother 😦
coarse lily
He's just gonna shit on your rug.
heady spear
He's just gonna shit on your rug.
♡( ◡‿◡ )
merry talon
you can use codespaces on your phone sorta
golden gust
The way my stomach feels reminded me of this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYOeZT7Xxvk
frank otter
<@338608021791965204> I installed Git and Nano on my phone. Can now commit to Va...
can you install neovim on a phone
can I rice neovim on a phone
merry talon
yup
frank otter
termux dot files, do they exist?
oh let's go
man I'm a sad thing if this makes me excited
mental meadow
Level 6 >:D
golden gust
You'll always be a #2 to me, aurora
mild rune
mild rune
I mean as long as cat doesn't subscribe to the "if it isn't first it's last" mindset you're fine
mental meadow
What's the point of a horse which can't finish first
friendship. it's magic
vestal jasper
He threatens to shit on my rug on a near daily basis, not very gentleman-like imo
heady spear
He threatens to shit on my rug on a near daily basis, not very gentleman-like im...
hi my favourite twink c:
vestal jasper
golden gust
Jesus, it's so windy
mental meadow
golden gust
I think Josh queefed
heady spear
also @mental meadow ur awesome ❤️
god fucking damn it's so cold here
someone should come warm me up 😦
vestal jasper
cat I'm this close to pinging u
heady spear
"kommentar"
vestal jasper
city if ur tryina cuddle just say it
heady spear
what is this fake languge
spare venture
english is only real language
heady spear
Swedish > German. We all know it.
golden gust
Germany tried to make theirs the official one but we kicked their asses
vestal jasper
yep, confirmed german
cunning raft
fucking idiot
heady spear
@vestal jasper pls cuddle me
cunning raft
cunning raft
@waxen panther control your boss
left swift
jroy 
hexed dragon
spigot on 1.18-rc3
cunning raft
real life pepepains user
left swift
cunning raft
man
left swift
a
cunning raft
how many channel points you got in miz's chat bud
static moat
Spigots on rc3? 
left swift
like 20k maybe e
heady spear
does anyone actually miz life?
heady spear
thought everyone just watched compilations
topaz mortar
"kommentar"
Du willst als nen Kommentar? Umarmung pls.
left swift
autor
golden gust
thirst traps = best traps
left swift
jroy pretending like they aren't an avid pokimane and valkyrae enthusiast
warm anchor
JRoy is twitch professional gamer
vestal jasper
jroy emanates "twitch chat"
topaz mortar
stop speaking gibberish and go like thirst traps on twitter
no, not thirsty at all.
warm anchor
Look at all his twitch emojis
cunning raft
jroy emanates "twitch chat"
static moat
EterNity is a professional gamer too
heady spear
no, not thirsty at all.
no need to look up porn when I can just browse through your likes
left swift
jroy probably says xqcL irl
warm anchor
JRoy says pogger too inRL
vestal jasper
jroy is literally an xqc simp
warm anchor
In his family thanksgiving dinner table
heady spear
there is NOTHING wrong with saying poggers irl
mild rune
poggers
static moat
"Poggers IRL"
left swift
this is why gamers are the most oppressed people in the world
warm anchor
Lmao city fastest downvote
heady spear
you're all fucking dumb 
warm anchor
LOL
mental meadow
there is NOTHING wrong with saying poggers irl
I've actually started doing that by accident and i hate myself for that
vestal jasper
you're all fucking dumb <:panda_shrug:790675338367598643>
love you xoxo
golden gust
I've actually started doing that by accident and i hate myself for that
Really?
warm anchor
golden gust
Just that?
mental meadow
No
true canyon
I say it out loud to make younger relatives cringe at family gatherings.
mental meadow
But that adds
mild rune
just go around calling people your little pogchamp
true canyon
It's a great follow-up to a bad joke that everyone is cringing at - "can I get a poggers in the chat"
warm anchor
mental meadow
Oh God imma do that to my brother
mild rune
your english is a yolk?
magic river
Her english is rich and bad for you
left swift
that is totally not pog
dense fox
magic river
prime coral
ok
mental meadow
mental meadow
aurora hates me
No :c
dense fox
I shall cry in a corner
can't relate my ego is so big i misinterpret all insults as compliments
void void
https://youtu.be/9dVUlndhzrI
I'm scared of VTubers
left swift
Oh god youtube knows I watched a vtuber video now
right like u havent already been watching them
magic river
I think I've only ever seen them in here
mild rune
my recommended hasn't been tainted yet
magic river
And then youtube tries to get me to watch them for like a month afterward
wispy blade
i have never watched vtubers B)
mild rune
magic river
Iowa is on fire in the 4th quarter, wow
My dad gave up on this game in the 3rd quarter, thought Nebraska was too far ahead
mental meadow
only seen art of them on pixiv
dense fox
And then youtube tries to get me to watch them for like a month afterward
you can hit the three dots on a recommended video and then hit "not interested" to tell the algorithm to eat shit
true canyon
Neato.
wispy blade
cards for humanity :)
mild rune
damn the email I used doesn't have a paypal on it
magic river
I wanted someone to try the $100 one
golden gust
I just remember the days of playing the google hang outs one
I think that they started tryna add too much shit to it or something and it just got meh
left swift
cards against paper
magic river
And Iowa just won the game
golden gust
My mate got the actual cards, but, UK distributor so, kinda shitty
left swift
paper against humanity
wispy blade
left swift
all mc community related
wispy blade
so, SpigotDrama bot but fill in the blanks?
left swift
but a game
dense fox
paper against humanity
left swift
very cool, thank you!
magic river
How much do you like money?
mild rune
hi will be not caring I'm mj
left swift
ceo of will be not caring
wispy blade
ceo of valksoteric
left swift
cant leak the server secrets like what cpu you use?
mild rune
shy tundra
seems not the time to ask it
foggy silo
mild rune
glad I wasn't the only one who saw that
left swift
why does it seem not time to ask
golden gust
hey, anybody got any spare bags of gas?
foggy silo
(waiting for joke….?) 
mild rune
yeah got a few ziplocks full
magic river
foggy silo
I only have oxygen
golden gust
nah, I just, had to remind people that that was a phase of this year that happened because I got reminded of it
shy tundra
why so mean
worn ember
left swift
amaranth just mean because they didnt start pool streaming first
worn ember
nah everyone just no likey you
wispy blade
the king of cringe has arrived
left swift
cant say anymore or I'll get banned
wispy blade
kek
coarse lily
They're doing a Black Friday thing where they send.
They often do publicity stuff like that.
left swift
they send
mild rune
yeah
coarse lily
which one did you do
true canyon
which one did you do
I am one of America's Top Minds!
mild rune
It took them 10 minutes to send a text to my number so I missed that one
waxen panther
jroy more so than anyone else
TRUE @cunning raft
worn crest
why is everybody in typing sounds 🥲 entwicklungsgeräusche was better
coarse lily
Probably just follow the leader.
wispy blade
i was playing osu with aurora in typing sounds
and then den went to entwicklungsgeräusche to give us some space
but it seems he movedd bac
golden gust
Well, typing sounds is more "interactive" cos people can like, interact
Nicer to have people able to talk vs just idling in a room practically, just handy to have the more locked down onefor when the original brigade comes in and starts making a racket
worn crest
Nicer to have people able to talk vs just idling in a room practically, just han...
4 sure it is
wispy blade
i monopolized using it for just chilling though B)
potent fossil
lmao dbrand leather stuff, they send email with subject "cows died for this."
mild rune
because fuck cows
in unrelated news, scott the woz has made a monopoly game
which I have purchased
mild rune
poggers
golden gust
|s/no longer//
|s/stup/cov/
speaking of stupid
I did that last one backwards
walks out
true canyon
Ten dollars is ten dollars.
mild rune
I tried that but when I clicked next it literally did nothing 
left swift
tax fraud
mild rune
I’m gonna come to their head quarters and softly yell
left swift
you gonna wat 😳
mild rune
true canyon
You probably killed Barnabus!
mild rune
I did post a pic of clam mayo on my Twitter tho
left swift
for free???
mild rune
they were supposed to pay me
but the email I used doesn't have a paypal
and I didn't know it was paypal till after
left swift
scammers
true canyon
Right on their site -
peak ginkgo
Ten dollars is ten dollars.
🤝
mild rune
Right on their site -
yeah I scrolled down after lol
heady spear
Wednesday's what?
heady spear
Oh 🥺
left swift
pseudo shadow
I feel scared when I feel threatened sometimes
I'm always threatened when I feel scared
cosmic raft
where is this? o.O
peak ginkgo
It was on https://getfivedollars.com/
mild rune
I made $5
foggy silo
That’s funny
turbid shoal
Absolutely devastated that I missed all of those
nimble depot
I became 5$ richer for pressing a fucking button.
worn ember
I became 100$ richer for getting a vaccine /s
true canyon
Woohoo money. Ten bucks here.
worn ember
I could've totally used that to pay my tuition tho cx
sudden cape
As someone who is not knowledgeable in how PaperMC is developed, can someone give a rough estimate of how long we are looking at for it be updated to 1.18. Also I apologize if this is question I should not be asking.
sudden cape
Wow, that's quick! Impressed!
sudden cape
Kk Thanks for the info 🙂
foggy silo
After taking an exact measurement of the percent of oxygen in our environment I will logically say that we can expect STABLE paper release in the next few minutes. 😀
warm anchor
Ok
real zealot
Eternity 
potent fossil
so i sent a product back via RMA and im pre sure they just sent the same product back to me
foggy silo
Costumer experience
chrome cosmos
"Estimated" time of arrival
potent fossil
?
merry talon
so i sent a product back via RMA and im pre sure they just sent the same product...
well did they fix it
I got sent back the same gpu but fixed once
kind ether
When people say throw more cores and RAM at server for better performance
grand pewter
no
kind ether
Woa is that Chunky dev
grand pewter
plugins that use nms but you should just try it and see
neat oyster
world guard?
neat oyster
confused unga bunga
neat oyster
plugins that use nms but you should just try it and see
so just wolrd guard and protection stones?
grand pewter
try it and see which ones load
neat oyster
try it and see which ones load
ok
blazing flicker
pretty sure pre-release 8 or 9 will be the last pre-release
grand pewter
you'd be right since they are on release candidates now
grand pewter
nimble depot
I could've totally used that to pay my tuition tho cx
I am going to make myself a Christmas present using all my 2021 PayPal money
Provided РЕГАГД accepts anything other than MasterCard, cheques and hard cash.
nimble depot
There is like 400 euros I can't do anything with because nobody really accepts PayPal now a days
EDIT: Holy shit Thomann.de of all places does!
alpine pier
Hey Hey! I have a question about some company stuff.. i saw that some companies named theirself XXX Media Group. What is a Media Group? Is some sort of "legal form" (like EG, OHG, GmBH,)? Can anyone name his company / Project Media Group or does it have some requirements? I cant find anything in the internet for it 😦
viscid wedge
Hey Hey! I have a question about some company stuff.. i saw that some companies ...
I'm pretty sure anyone can do it
marble lark
broccolai media group
Nu
nimble depot
broccolai media group
Taking ad revenue from kids on YouTube are you
vernal moth
Hey Hey! I have a question about some company stuff.. i saw that some companies ...
Media group is just a name, not a legal form
For example, Linus media group is actually Linus media group Inc.
vernal moth
@twin lagoon did you have an embody or an aeron?
thinking about driving to a reseller today but they don't seem to have the embody on display
little frost
ok so right now was the moment where i visited mini's site for the first time and nobody has mentioned he looks that good
marble lark
pretty sure he's posted a picture of himself here before
little frost
except that he wrote "hunderts of thousands"
marble lark
lewl
coarse lily
<@!215448923681062913> did you have an embody or an aeron?
IMO Aeron > Embody
But generally you either like the Aeron or you don't
vernal moth
thats why I wanna try them
but they have like no stores where you can do that here
its so dum
vernal moth
on the website they list a handful, but most of these are just companies that will build your whole office space, lol
vernal moth
to me the aeron just looks like any other chair with like that net texture
and it looks small
coarse lily
It comes in 3 sizes.
vernal moth
like, my concern would be that the suspension of the net stuff doesnt hold up after a while
magic river
I am not so familiar with Minecraft, so I don't know how it differs from Minetest, but it is a bit similar, especially the graphics. Minetest seems to have a significant players who speak Spanish or Russian I think maybe. It would be pretty cool if they generated a Minetest world from OpenStreetMap sources, or if they integrated blockchains, cryptocurrency or NFT, or if they integrated VR.
little frost
caves and cliffs got nothing on minetest caves (depending on the actual game ofc)
whole prawn
> I am not so familiar with Minecraft, so I don't know how it differs from Minet...
add integrated blockchain currency NFT's into minecraft in VR
vernal moth
maybe Ill just go over to a chair store in my town and try out stuff there instead of following stupid brands if they don't have have stuf around
surely they got something decent in a giant store like this
vernal moth
Lol, some Programm (what we call a big project that goes on for years) did send me an xmas calender as a thank you for working with them
I have never worked with them
In fact, I go out of my way to avoid them because it's a fucking shit show
But I take the chocolate 😂
prime coral
mossy vessel
Ohh Mini I bought the same, just the blue one
vernal moth
what did it cost? lol
twin lagoon
<@!215448923681062913> did you have an embody or an aeron?
aeron
both comfy but aeron is nicer
my main issue was that the embody makes a lot of noise
theres also a lot more moving pieces prone to breaking
vernal moth
my current plan is to waste an hour, make lunch, cycle to the store in my city and see if they have anything decent and if not drive to the dealer that retails aeron in another city (45+ min drive...)
mossy vessel
what did it cost? lol
18€ 👀
vernal moth
wow
so thats where they burn out all the money
well
I guess this would cost them like 10k which is like nothing
mossy vessel
Ye lol compared to what you get, would be cheaper to buy the individual bars
vernal moth
as always
well, my company just spend 3.5 million on integration a whitelabel solution where everybody involved knows that investment will never return a profit but some high up knows the boss of that other company so thats why we do it
if only they would just pay me more instead of wasting it like that, would be a more productive investment
dire flint
anyone here familiar with FastAPI? trying to get the json POST request as a variable but data = request.get_Json() doesn't seem to exist in FastAPI but did exist in Flask
topaz mortar
Got one as well. 🙃 The image isn't mine, just for reference.
vernal moth
see, there you can see that your company put more money into the branding than the product, lol
my actual boss was lazy, he just gave me 100 bucks as a symbolic thank you (ontop of my normal xmas money I get which is a full additional monthly wage basically)
topaz mortar
Symbolic Paper. Could have add another 100€ to your "paycheck" directly.
vernal moth
yeah its symbolic, but it kinda also encourages to like take a break and go out of your way to do something with a friend
about my raise we will talk next month I think? thats when the next formal meeting is scheduled
ashen cliff
So you want a raise after being gone for a week to update something called PapirMC?
Yes.
Deal.
heady spear
good morning @mental meadow <333 I hope you have a good day!!!!!!!!!!!!
viral hornet
my actual boss was lazy, he just gave me 100 bucks as a symbolic thank you (onto...
which is a full additional monthly wage
holy shit
Is that a standard bonus for employees there?
viral hornet
Yeah, like, over here there are christmas bonuses, but typically only for people really high up the food chain
vernal moth
idk about the normal peeps, but in IT its everyone
viral hornet
my last job had a bonus for us scrubs, but it was 1k & only given to one person
vernal moth
I actually get 13.8 wages
viral hornet
That's epic, well done
vernal moth
12 months + 1 xmas + 0.5 summer (for vacation) and then some random bonuses I don't fully understand in march and november, based on performance (but not individually, team + company? in my 6 years ever I always got 100%?)
and like, thats nothing I did
thats just what my company does, lol
I got no say in any of that, I just can try to influence my personal wage (with is structured strongly too, its like union negotiated + X % because am IT + X what I negotiate myself)
viral hornet
Yeah that's insane
vernal moth
so like, the union is completely meaningless for me, other than the fact that I do get a 2% raise automatically each year
to set off inflation
its not always 2%, sometimes its 1.8 one year and 2.2 next, based on what the union negotiated
which is a fun construct in itself, cause the people in an union in IT aren't actually in the union that gives our hole company the contract, so its always this leverage we have, if you don't treat us in IT nicely we will go to that other (more powerful) union and negotiate a better deal
its a really fun dynamic and my workers council knows how to exploit it, even tho our IT CEO is super nice so they get along nicely and dont actually need to make threats like that anymore
twin lagoon
cammy 🥺
vernal moth
I feel like whenever I talk about my company I should add a "sounds good? my team is hiring btw, if I refer you I get a 5k bonus so pls apply" lol
viral hornet
I feel like whenever I talk about my company I should add a "sounds good? my tea...
hire @quasi valley
so he can be a rich german
(((and my sugar daddy)))
Assuming you do software engineering at work too?
vernal moth
I tried to get kenny a internship but that was like start of corona and company was like, we don't know how the fuck to deal with interns in a remote only scenario cause interns don't get hardware normally and we don't even got enough laptops for actual employees rn
vernal moth
Assuming you do software engineering at work too?
yeah, am hired as a java engineer but am more doing full stack nowadays
java spring, js vue
I avoid style stuff cause I suck, lol
viral hornet
yeah that's wicked, good shit
wispy blade
its so cold outside
viral hornet
I avoid style stuff cause I suck, lol
agreed
vernal moth
and the open positions are actually for full stack people but we all kinda pivot around, some do more frontend some do more backend
but you are expected to have no fear to look at a ticket that needs some changes in frontend if nobody else is available rn
viral hornet
Looks like the average wage for a java dev here is ~80kEUR, but yeah those bonuses I haven't heard of before
topaz mortar
Except some bigger CSS ui fix.
viral hornet
I mean my older brother got a bonus last year that was >30k, but, that's only because of his senior position
vernal moth
comparing actual wage between countries is really hard tho
viral hornet
oh yeah
vernal moth
so like, 80k euro is more than I get, but like, stuff like cost of living is different here, we get something called universal health care, you might have heard about that one, etc 😄
plus, working for an insurance, I get 50% off of every insurance we sell, lmao
viral hornet
I do like being able to go to the hospital if I need without paying 😌
poor murican's
viral hornet
plus, working for an insurance, I get 50% off of every insurance we sell, lmao
Fuck this would be super handy lmao
oop sorry for pings, have been drinking and it's slipping my mind xD
twin lagoon
always drunk smh
vernal moth
well, we a premium insurance, so like, for my car, even with the 50%, it would still be more expensive than my current insurance, lmao
olive marlin
@viral hornet when you coming for a drink in Europe? 
viral hornet
Yeah that's hot, make sure you get dental insurance so you don't blow ~10k like I have this year 
vernal moth
uuh what happened?
viral hornet
<@171898972330262538> when you coming for a drink in Europe? <:PleadCamm:8570134...
2022 euro trip
Wisdom teeth had to come out, caused another infection in another tooth, so root canal + crown
olive marlin
2022 euro trip
PaperCon wen?
viral hornet
PaperCon wen?
how far are you from @quasi valley's house, as I will be staying there for a week
vernal moth
ill get my wisdom teeth in the bottom removed soon (as in, whenever I feel like making an appointment, lmao)
viral hornet
hope that's okay kenny
little frost
@untold meadow 🥺
quasi valley
viral hornet
Yeah, mine were tricky because of how large they were & one had facial nerves really closed/wrapped around it (they couldn't tell with just imaging)
but yeah, fuck I wish I had dental insurance lol
vernal moth
some of that is covered by normal health insurance here
but ye I guess I should look at that, we actually have a really good dental product
olive marlin
how far are you from <@!259465250716254210>'s house, as I will be staying there ...
Idk where he lives, but I can go for a meetup anywhere in Europe lmao
viral hornet
Yeah, i'd 100% go for it. Especially if there's a chance you'll have to go under for em, it'll save you a lot.
vernal moth
kenny is like 3 hours way from me, similar to dutch people I guess
viral hornet
Idk where he lives, but I can go for a meetup anywhere in Europe lmao
he lives in german prof
🥺
mini come drink beer with me and kenny in 2022
olive marlin
I know the country smh
vernal moth
oh I would totally come over
olive marlin
Germany is our neighbor.
untold meadow
<@!315570196549074945> 🥺
dark mode and editor bar pog
viral hornet
I wish I was kennys neighbour
ashen cliff
INB4 also half of the Balkan team shows up. 
untold meadow
untold meadow
hello camm
twin lagoon
kezz 🥺
little frost
now the issue is how the fuck do i represent shit like "run command" and other such minimessage features with fontawesome icons
olive marlin
little frost
kezz 🥺
twin lagoon
BEST kezz
vernal moth
paper airbnb in kennys city?!
untold meadow
yes that's a very good question
viral hornet
Nah Mini, he has the room for a few of us atleast
@quasi valley how many weirdos from the internet can you house
keeping in mind I would be sharing your bed probably
little frost
dark mode and editor bar pog
both were basically already done like a week ago i just hadn't made a pr lol
untold meadow
I there like a terminal icon
little frost
yes
vernal moth
yeah but we can get a house with pool for 180 euro a night camm
viral hornet
pool 
vernal moth
11 guests
viral hornet
I want to go to germany for oktoberfest 
untold meadow
that could be run command? although idk how you'd differentiate between that and suggest command
vernal moth
thats on the whole other side of germany camm 😄
untold meadow
copy to clipboard could just be the same copy icon we use in the header i suppose?
viral hornet
germany ROADD TRIPPP
magic river
Mini is supporting the housing shortage and abuse by the landlords 😛
vernal moth
but we can do that too, all meet up in baveria (then aurora and peeps don't have it that far) and do stuff there
viral hornet
That would actually be so fun lmao
vernal moth
airbnb acutally is tightly regulated here, you can't 24/7 airbnb your house
clear mulch
guys anyone know when the first stable release of paper came out for 1.17?
crystal lilyBOT
ETA means 'Estimated Time of Arrival'!
viral hornet
guys anyone know when the first stable release of paper came out for 1.17?
also assuming you meant 1.18
o
vernal moth
well, I guess they still asking for an eta by asking how long it took last time
viral hornet
1.17 is still not stable sorry
ashen cliff
How many people are still running the first build?
viral hornet
@clear mulch #announcements message
clear mulch
thank you
vernal moth
comparisons to 1.17 are pointless tho
since its wwaaayy different this time
cause we got paperweight so updating was way less painful
plus we got to start early
we already have builds that run right now
worn ember
There is like 400 euros I can't do anything with because nobody really accepts P...
Haha my dad orders there too
vernal moth
thomann is great
I get all my audio gear from them
I want a new piano and have been running around that for a while now
but I have a decent one but its a decade old and the keys are loud and the sound is a bit meh :/
viral hornet
we already have builds that run right now
wispy blade
There is like 400 euros I can't do anything with because nobody really accepts P...
does hetzner not take paypal?
void void
They do
worn ember
It does
worn ember
I can gladly take your PayPal money too
little frost
yes that's a very good question
might as well just make some new svgs lol, as long as it's vaguely representative you can just hover and see the meaning
vernal moth
I want a digital one everything else is a waste of time
worn ember
But no one wants it xD
viral hornet
ugh i've been itching hard core to buy a keyboard recently
vernal moth
do you know how to play?
viral hornet
I don't really have the room to put it somehwere nicely
Uhh, "know"? not anymore, but I assume i would pick it up quickly
I played for ~5/6 years when I was younger
worn ember
Not really
vernal moth
ah so you in a similar situation to me
worn ember
I played guitar but not piano
viral hornet
I would love to learn guitar 🥺
vernal moth
I just stole my piano from my parents last year
worn ember
My sister did piano but she moved out
untold meadow
might as well just make some new svgs lol, as long as it's *vaguely* representat...
truee tbh that's probably the best idea
vernal moth
I moved out and didnt take it cause I never played, but then corona hit and I did play again and now i play a couple times a week, maybe 3 hours a week
and it really shows its age
untold meadow
@cedar spade would you like to do some art for me and emilia
vernal moth
but I also dont know if I wanna blow 2 grand on a new piano
minor badge
@untold meadow would YOU like to do some art for me and emilia
vernal moth
but I also dont want to buy something cheap again
little frost
well i'd just represent a command as a single slash / lol
vernal moth
I hate spending money, urg
little frost
great art
viral hornet
mf out here with his bonuses but worried about buying a new piano smh
slip me those card deets mini, I'll purchase it for you 😌
untold meadow
<@!315570196549074945> would YOU like to do some art for me and emilia
im not very good at art i wish i was tho 😔
viral hornet
im not very good at art i wish i was tho 😔
LIES
vernal moth
yeah lol
am good at making money but not good at spending it, lmao
viral hornet
I saw your bee, that bee was art
wispy blade
@mental meadow hellooo
vernal moth
am learning, ok?!
untold meadow
oh fuck yeh that bee definitely counts
mental meadow
kezz i have a graphic tablet here wanna learn drawing together
viral hornet
You deserve a nice piano mini, good way to unwind and recenter yourself to focus on hangar
I say buy it now as a christmas present to yourself 
fiery orbit
I’ve been wanting to buy a nord stage piano for a while but we are talking about four digits here so not happening any time soon lol
vernal moth
I grew up in a family where we only brought essentials and never arrived in the reality that I can just buy whatever now
viral hornet
blessing in disguise imo
untold meadow
kezz i have a graphic tablet here wanna learn drawing together
uwu sounds like fun
you draw ill knit
vernal moth
do stage pianos also have like wodden weighted keys and hammer stuff?
I always wondered what the difference between a keyboard, a stage piano and a digital piano is, lol
worn ember
<@!315570196549074945> would YOU like to do some art for me and emilia
Sorry no hiring here x.x
I have no clue mini
little frost
wait this is how webui draws its burger menu icon?
untold meadow
wait this is how webui draws its burger menu icon?
bulma moment
vernal moth
I remember playing on one before
fiery orbit
It really depends. Stage pianos are kinda just more expensive digital pianos wih xlr output and ability to switch sounds seamlesly
untold meadow
it's kinda cool tho, i prefer it to an svg especially as it's just three lines
vernal moth
and without like the "trying to make it look nice in a house" feel, lol
fiery orbit
now I want this
Now you know how i feel!
fiery orbit
Nothing really wrong with my current one except the sounds are really bad
vernal moth
yeah sounds are bad and my keys just sound uhm, interesting
its been thru a lot, I got it when I was like 10?
so its 15 years old
but wait, a stage piano doesn't come with speakers, right?
fiery orbit
Yea
vernal moth
so I would need a speaker setup in my kitchen 😄
cause thats where my piano is chilling rn
realistically, I just need to move out and find a bigger flat
fiery orbit
And the output is most likely XLR or Plug
vernal moth
but thats like even more work
untold meadow
STUNNING
little frost
THANK YOU
untold meadow
can we add this as a background???
magic river
That keyboard has a lot of extra buttons on it
I thought they were simplifying these days and just making the piano keys the UI
Like they have a function key and then the piano keys change settings instead of playing notes
vernal moth
thats worse UX wise
fiery orbit
I actually hate that, I can never remember which sound is which key
vernal moth
my piano has that right now
cedar spade
can we add this as a background???
minimessageviewer easter egg when
vernal moth
lmao guess ill go on a trip thru the city later, first finding a new chair and then going to give the music store a visit
little frost
you're tempting me
untold meadow
im on the case
vernal moth
which is fun cause its the biggest music store in europe
fiery orbit
Truly a masterpiece
Also other thing why I want a stage keyboard is so that I can play more heavy rock/metal stuff. Those things have great organ/synth sounds with like proper distortion and effects built in
marble lark
<a:coeRaging:421202565410062337>
my eyes hurt
mental meadow
is LineageOS still a good choice for slightly older phones? Or are there better alternatives out now
mental meadow
It's a OnePlus 3
magic river
Looks like that's even officially supported by LineageOS
So no risk of getting a RAT from a custom build on XDA or something
twin lagoon
is LineageOS still a good choice for slightly older phones? Or are there better ...
lineageos is still what most roms are based off
worn ember
Hmm
mental meadow
thxxx
worn ember
Yw
potent fossil
well i should've been asleep hours ago but instead i stayed up to install arch and i3 and make it somewhat less ugly but i've not quite been successful but now its almost 4:30 am and im mega fucked https://naomi.is-bad.com/3enoFms.png
ocean axle
authorization on the auth me reloaded spawn how to do it?
viral hornet
marble lark
authorization on the auth me reloaded spawn how to do it?
...what?
ashen cliff
Sorry. Can't keep him under chains, since, I'm still kinda dying in the hospital.
marble lark
you're quite annoying lately
this is paper general lel everything is annoying in here
marble lark
disagreeing non-verbally with everyone's opinion.
lmfao
#politics was closed after DenWav banned 2 people iirc so it's probably a good thing that it isn't open now
mental meadow
!kick @vale rune Troll somewhere else, I'm tired
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Kicked Kin#3949 (Troll somewhere else, I'm tired) [1 total infraction] -- aurora#4484.
marble lark
well in all fairness there was quite a lot of toxicity in there so i can see why they did it
woah woah chill out
viral lion
vernal moth
except that he wrote "hunderts of thousands"
PR a fix, smh
vernal moth
smh hack into my CMS then
left swift
this has been a genuine paper moment
little frost
smh hack into my CMS then
yeah lemme just pr a backdoor into webui
little frost
and then escape the docker
vernal moth
but docker isolated, sorry 😉
vernal moth
its a non privíledged container so good luck, lol
vernal moth
I physically can't
left swift
what about mentally
vernal moth
mentally I am uid 0 all the time!
native wolf
you guys dont run everything on root?
That's literally suicide bro
vernal moth
ok, time to go on a world tour and first buy a new chair and then see whats up at the music store
wish me luck, lol
left swift
gl
native wolf
good luck
left swift
root in production
kenny knows what I mean
left swift
idriz more like idrizzled
marble lark
Mini how have you not gone insane yet with Hangar
warm anchor
left swift
everytime he about to break he goes for a 10km bicycle ride
potent fossil
yea a 10km bicycle ride to the pub
warm anchor
If you are too drunk you can just call a cop to take you home!
potent fossil
mini? too drunk?
warm anchor
potent fossil
nah he just bikes 20km back home
magic river
Fucking kpop stans are killing twitch right now
potent fossil
yea, he gets his bike and hops on police car which goes 10km toward his house and continues on for 20km then he wakes up and bikes 20km back home
germany is a great place
potent fossil
Fucking kpop stans are killing twitch right now
right now?
magic river
Yeah, apparently there is some voting thing and someone told them they could make infinite accounts to vote
warm anchor
I mean to be fair hosting online vote always ends badly
left swift
kpop stan pfps
potent fossil
i opened twitch and immediately saw something very cursed
limber knotBOT
*glances at German political parties doing online votes for the new coalition agreement 😅 *
left swift
amaranth lives a double life
mc dev at night, hot tub streamer in day
somewhere in between is onlyfans
marble lark
Yeah, apparently there is some voting thing and someone told them they could mak...
I'd usually say "Not all of them are like that" like I always do but honestly, what's new?
limber knotBOT
I mean, kpop is disgusting manifactured music, doesn't surprise me that a good chunk of its fans follow in those footsteps
olive marlin
I really need new GPU, opened store website, saw prices and now I'm not so sure anymore...
limber knotBOT
should've bought at the beginning of the year lol
magic river
Gotta get someone to randomly buy one when they see it in a store then sell it to you
olive marlin
My old crappy card is being sold for way more than I paid for it a year ago.
magic river
It'll still be almost double MSRP though
marble lark
I mean, kpop is disgusting manifactured music, doesn't surprise me that a good c...
while it's not what I'd listen to I will admit some of the songs are pretty catchy tbh
mental meadow
I think my brother wants to sell his old 1060
twin lagoon
worth it
olive marlin
I have RX 550 i got for 400pln, I see it being sold for 2.5 times that now...
twin lagoon
i sold my rx 580 for the same price i bought it for
mental meadow
Also I still have a broken 2080ti Super here...
limber knotBOT
I traded mine to a friend for his old 970 xD
twin lagoon
fucking rolled
limber knotBOT
broken in what way?
mental meadow
That is what I was trying to figure out for the last few months
olive marlin
@twin lagoon 
limber knotBOT
have you baked the board by 100°C yet?
mental meadow
That won't help, it isn't a bad connection/soldering
olive marlin
I need a new GPU, headphones, keyboard...
magic river
My 1070 was selling for more than I paid for it new in 2017
limber knotBOT
always worth a try, baking GPUs is fun ;P
magic river
I sold it to my cousin for $50 though
marble lark
i cri I'm stuck with an MX250
magic river
Mine too 😛
mental meadow
The thing is, when I plug it in without the 8+6pin PCIE power, the LEDs light up and they complain that the card has not enough power. When I plug in the extra power it just does nothing, but I've traced multiple lines and checked the voltages and everything was fine. I also checked every capacitor and sooooo many resistors and everything was fine
At this point I fear that the processor is straight up broken
limber knotBOT
https://is.paper.sexy/gakxms2l.png 👀 I wonder how much that will be sold in the end lol
wow, a broken rtx 3700 ti with 7.5 hours left is already at over 400€
seems like broken ones sell for around 500 to 700€ generally
limber knotBOT
or that baking will solve it ;D
magic river
They're supposed to be $500 new 😦
limber knotBOT
also if you do it right you wont loose (much) money buying broken cards: buy broken, try to repair/bake it, if it doesn't work and is still broken: sell it as broken again and if you are lucky you even make a profit
really no way to tell how hoften those broken cards have been resold LUL
mental meadow
yeah I've been doing that for a short time
limber knotBOT
I just bought a new one at pretty much MSRP and called it done ¯_(ツ)_/¯
mental meadow
but I often don't have enough energy to finish anything :/ I still have a broken 48port switch and a broken SNES here, both pretty much repaired but haven't found any motivation to put them back together
limber knotBOT
just do it 
blazing flicker
What's starlight? I'm so dumb sorry
limber knotBOT
rewritten light engine
or technically "lighting engine" I guess
I really miss anime/video game babes on the packaging of video cards. like wtf is this: https://i.phoenix616.dev/ggjU5JZ7.png ?!?
oh god, the card itself has some fake crystal look with rgb https://phoenix616.dev/📷/ga0u8gjV.png
magic river
My box is just some logo done up in RGB
limber knotBOT
some manifacturer should create the ugliest possible video card, just to troll people that will buy it anyway for their otherwise extremely good looking custom builds xD
magic river
I should probably figure out how to turn the RGB off
Along with the lights on my case fans...
limber knotBOT
mine doesn't have rgb ;_;
mighty wind
I really miss anime/video game babes on the packaging of video cards. like wtf i...
Got this in 2010. Sexy girl on the box.
limber knotBOT
ice
magic river
Had to get a new case to fit this GPU, it came with some fans that have lights on them
limber knotBOT
mine is just plain https://www.evetech.co.za/repository/ProductImages/msi-geforce-rtx-3070-ventus-2x-1000px-v1-0001.jpg :S
mighty wind
Sexy girl on the box
I dunno. Does that make the card run faster?
magic river
Now I'm looking at getting a Meshlicious case
limber knotBOT
(2.5 slots high though so there's that, the heat sink is massive on this one)
limber knotBOT
I wonder if there is a website which archives all the old video card box arts
as well as card art I guess
ok well the card art is probably on more sites that actually have info about the cards in question with images
twin lagoon
@waxen panther 🥺
warm anchor
@waxen panther 
mossy vessel
victim of moderation
void void
.lombok
limber knotBOT
[03:01:27] <gabizou> fuck you and the lombok horse you rode in on
left swift
@waxen panther
warm anchor
@twin lagoon is brocco at work? why are we all being ignored??
left swift
ping city and ask
nimble depot
Haha my dad orders there too
Whenever I visit their store I leave with 1000€ or more worth of music gear and I spend 300€ every time I visit their site. Should bot be going there, really.
nimble depot
does hetzner not take paypal?
Yeah but using my debit card directly is cheaper