Congrats, you guys killed github
#general
magic river
flint island
that will not end well do like that XD
jovial plover
i hit my ram download limit
left swift
make java run with 1tb
native wolf
oh God the GC would die lmao
flint island
yeah or blame on any one some make software some use more and more ram 🙂
jovial plover
im an idiot
timber sentinel
Congrats, you guys killed github
Someone ran applyPatches one too many times
flint island
ahhahaha XD
jovial plover
System ram: 95,520MB
Allocated to Minecraft: 95,519 MB
golden gust
It's right by the prostate
tropic flame
Someone ran applyPatches one too many times
i ran upstream.sh quite a lot today... was i the issue? 😢
native wolf
System ram: 95,520MB
Allocated to Minecraft: 95,519 MB
that will just lead to a crash
golden gust
||or, is that the on switch?||
flint island
blame paper for mojang bug
sounds like a good idea XD
jovial plover
System ram: 95,520MB
Allocated to Minecraft: 95,519 MB
"oops"
native wolf
i ran upstream.sh quite a lot today... was i the issue? 😢
outdated smh
dull linden
I saw someone allocate 81gbs of ram once, I'm not sure how they even did it lol
tropic flame
outdated smh
sorry bro but my pc do be potato and im running a private server for my friends 😂
dull linden
On a (what seems like) prod server
native wolf
ok, so another question
golden gust
Oh, oh, I know! I know!
mild rune
do you?
golden gust
THey had a machine with more than 81G of ram?!
native wolf
why the hell are you even touching 1.14 - the worst version of all time?
magic river
jovial plover
my servers ram usage 6.14 GB / 69.34 GB
tropic flame
why the hell are you even touching 1.14 - the worst version of all time?
because it's the last version i can play with my potato
1.15 and 1.16 trip my graphics card due to some texture parameter - crash
1.17 uses OpenGL 3.2 - im effectively locked out, i only get to 2.1 max
plucky sparrow
github dead again? didnt it come back
native wolf
1.14 seemed fine to me but
1.14 had so bad performace that Mojang even apologized
mild rune
I too have been shitting bricks
jovial plover
deadhub
plucky sparrow
because it's the last version i can play with my potato
1.15 and 1.16 trip my gr...
start a gofundme for a new system
plucky sparrow
I too have been shitting bricks
how's the experience
golden gust
Let us just bask in the glory of this mother fluffin' bad ass unicorn
mild rune
how's the experience
hard
plucky sparrow
isn't that the unicorn from vanilla unicorn rom
native wolf
because it's the last version i can play with my potato
1.15 and 1.16 trip my gr...
oh that's interesting actually
tropic flame
1.14 seemed fine to me but
i've been running a private survival server for i guess a week?, with 5 more friends, with antixray on engine mode 2 because i'm dumb, it's been fine, if you run a server for that purpose then 1.14.4 is fine
jovial plover
I too have been shitting bricks
same
mild rune
the brick part
plucky sparrow
ah yes
tropic flame
start a gofundme for a new system
im very tempted ngl
plucky sparrow
ceo of colors
mild rune
bro why would %MODERATOR% do that to you???
plucky sparrow
dark blue on brown
tropic flame
oh that's interesting actually
yeah... i might just keep the fork around and backport fixes actually, since i've gone through this now
onyx wind
3 hours without GitHub feels like 24 hours without water
mild rune
3 hours without github means I get to slack off
jovial plover
bro why would %MODERATOR% do that to you???
idk lmao, maybe the wrong thing
plucky sparrow
"unban application" sounds like appeal to me ngl
plucky sparrow
im very tempted ngl
i will support
magic river
@tropic flame what GPU do you have that's on 2.1?
plucky sparrow
i can donate my pi4
magic river
That would have to be some Intel GMA stuff I think
tropic flame
<@!294565307974942720> what GPU do you have that's on 2.1?
ATI Radeon Xpress 200 - it's an integrated
magic river
Ah
magic river
You're on a computer from 2004?
dull linden
%moderator% is pretty mean ngl
tropic flame
my specs are pretty much from 2004 yeah, this pc was bought to me in an online second hand website in 2016
left swift
fake wiz?
plucky sparrow
get some help
flint island
hm 0 ram available lol https://i.imgur.com/qhOTA4h.png
golden gust
hey, nomana, wanna see my magic trick?
left swift
wrong discord but my frustrations still stand!
magic river
my specs are pretty much from 2004 yeah, this pc was bought to me in an online s...
What country are you in?
golden gust
tropic flame
Portugal
mild rune
bro how'd he do that
tropic flame
but i ain't exactly rich, nor was i in 2016
left swift
is that your special move cat
tropic flame
and it was in a moment when my laptop which was even worse than this got stolen
jovial plover
%moderator% is pretty mean ngl
yeah
magic river
oof, I think the shipping would be crazy to there
jovial plover
he false banned me a few times
jovial plover
yea
jovial plover
how do i fix the placeholder tho
dull linden
Check what the plugin uses
radiant oriole
wizz talking about mean mods
Wrong wiz
left swift
I know
radiant oriole
left swift
that's the joke
dull linden
Calling other wiz, where is you be?
left swift
dont ping him
warm anchor
He was in paper help
left swift
jovial plover
I think the only option is to ban him back to assert dominance
done: /ban %moderator% im better bitch
left swift
tf both wiz are active at the same time
dull linden
Yes perfect ofc
jovial plover
%moderator% was successfully banned!
dull linden
Hooray!
left swift
this wiz is better
flint island
paper 1.18 seams to run pretty smooth beside ram issues 🙂
dull linden
Can't wait to get my pc fixed to screw around with 1.18 stuff
flint island
My own ram issues*
left swift
maybe farty wouldnt have changed their name if this was the wiz
dull linden
Hello other wiz if you ever see this message :)
left swift
the other wiz can only speak in fawe
warm anchor
You can find him in engine hub
warm anchor
If you say FAWE is better than WE he sometimes show up too
worthy geode
because its the truth! I will always preach fawe
flint island
I see lots off floating blocks in 1.18 (new gen world).
warm anchor
He’s probably reading this and think we are a bunch of idiots 
mild rune
we are
plucky sparrow
my hand is better than we
wispy blade
you mean wizjany?
worthy geode
but is your hand fast and async?
mild rune
yes
plucky sparrow
yea
mild rune
got 2 of them
mild rune
5 fingers per hand
dull linden
This made me laugh more than it should've
cunning raft
he false banned me a few times
no he didn't
mild rune
damn
dull linden
7.2 GHz async hand > we
cunning raft
oh do you mean this random person
wispy blade
@plucky sparrow WITH 5D onboard memory
cunning raft
not wizjany
plucky sparrow
just wait until you see my feet
warm anchor
Wizjany would never false ban anyone. It’s a misunderstanding
cunning raft
meager tusk
bing chilling
wispy blade
ok but does jroy know Super Idol de xiao rong
jovial plover
bing chilling
bing chilling
wispy blade
i can hear the gif
zao shang hao, zhong guo. xian zai wo you bing qi ling
(transcribed by @ Smertieboi)
left swift
<a:BINGQILIN:901643104703115285>
🥶 🍦
worn ember
kaaskop
wispy blade
belg.
waxen panther
peak ginkgo
TOML saves lives
wispy blade
agreed
minor otter
.txt
left swift
the food?
void void
right, noah?
yes
left swift
no
viscid wedge
Holy fuck
This plugin automatically kicks any players with Dream's skin, and requires them to change their skin before rejoining!
void void
is there one for popbob
warm anchor
Holy based
magic river
TIL someone once made a toaster that basically pointed an infrared thermometer at the bread to tell when it was toasted enough
So it worked whether the toaster was cool or hot, in any room temperature, and even with frozen bread
golden gust
you watching tech connect?
magic river
Yeah 😄
The closest you can get today is a toaster that measures the temperature of the room and itself to adjust its timer
That doesn't help for frozen bread though
spice ether
Bread that has been frozen is 💩
magic river
Bread that has been frozen is only good for toast
spice ether
Nothing goes above daily fresh bread
mild rune
golden gust
desperate times call for desperate measures
mild rune
Only steve skins allowed on my server, no uniqueness
golden gust
I don't really purchase loafs of bread these days and it's a PITA cos then the only sandwiches I get mostly are pre-made
which, sucks around here; it's like, my bread consumption just doesn't really support me buying bread
true canyon
Today in paypal disputes. Item not as described statement: "Plugin does not have [thing not mentioned anywhere on the plugin page]"
golden gust
gg
magic river
Yeah when I lived by myself I bought expensive potato bread because it would last longer
I usually still tossed some of it though
mild rune
I freeze bread because gluten free 
magic river
I pretty much never had milk either for the same reason, although there you can at least buy smaller volumes of milk
golden gust
for milk I go through phases of basically either hammering it down or barely touching it
Joys of living alone, really
mild rune
cat shotgunning milk
spare venture
as a single person milk and bread are definitely hard to go through before they expire
if i get the small carton of milk i always go through it super fast somehow
warm anchor
as a single person milk and bread are definitely hard to go through before they ...
Try get a girlfriend and kids to solve this problem 😉
thorny flickerBOT
@peak ginkgo
created by DeJay#1337
unkempt drift
oh thats new. I think I was going off the old irc bot that did reminds
spare venture
Try get a girlfriend and kids to solve this problem 😉
Date a girl specifically so the food in my fridge stops going bad
unkempt drift
.remind 2m hey
spare venture
Got it
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 2 minutes from now.
unkempt drift
yeah, that one
warm anchor
Date a girl specifically so the food in my fridge stops going bad
Desperate time requires desperate measures
limber knotBOT
Reminder for DiscordBot: hey
warm anchor
Ewwwww
potent fossil
y'all
i really live in a family full of absolute numbskulls. or maybe these people have absolutely no brains in their skulls at all, just bone. or maybe it's just sponge.
im not exaggerating at all, they really are that stupid
they people got covid like 9 days ago
decided they feel good enough to have thanksgiving
invite a bunch of people over
now they're all sick
they facebook sadpost "please pray for our little family"
bitch what the fuck
spice ether
potent fossil
im not sure if i should laugh or cry from how stupid this shit is
anyway, consequences don't exist and covid isn't real. the vaccine is a way to chip and tag the herd and all you dummies are willingly being led to slaughter ! this is an evil plot! follow Q! Q will lead us to the promised land with Trump as God-Emperor-President-King .
okay bye
viscid wedge
The global state of affairs in the last two years has shattered any faith in humanity I once had
warm anchor
The global state of affairs in the last two years has shattered any faith in hum...
It takes that much? Could’ve just read #paper-help for a day
potent fossil
the global state of affairs is a lie, just wake up, drink ur coffee, go on gab and read trumps feed, be happy, go on twitter and own the libz, and then go to bed. repeat
viscid wedge
Well those are just individuals
real zealot
It takes that much? Could’ve just read <#289587909051416579> for a day
most support channels for that matter.
potent fossil
and then get covid and die
potent fossil
i made an appointment and they asked me if i had covid in the past 14 days (only tested negative yesterday 😔) and they said i have to cancel my appointment
gotta wait 9 days
god damn anti vaxxers giving me break through infections
golden gust
i'm kinda dreading when it comes to my boosters in the future if that happens
just, urgh
viscid wedge
Not a fan of needles?
golden gust
don't care about the needles, it's how the thing itself affects me
viscid wedge
Ah, yeah that's completely fair
ancient bolt
for me the shots knock me out for the day, so that sucks
viscid wedge
Better than the alternative at least
golden gust
I basically get like this weird energy boost and can't sleep for shit for a day or so
golden gust
it's useless though, cos it's like you got a dead arm and you're tired from not having slept much
so it's like, you feel that you've got the energy to do stuff but your brains just "nope"
golden gust
bi
potent fossil
didn't have to be that way but there we go
golden gust
only getting out of this now is china style covid 0
potent fossil
it may start out as biannual but eventually it's going to become an endemic disease and it'll be annual
the flu shot we get each year is literally remnants of the spanish flu pandemic
thanks to the antivaxxers of history
now we get round 2: electric boogaloo
warm anchor
it's useless though, cos it's like you got a dead arm and you're tired from not ...
I slept for like entire day today in and out and dead af arm
golden gust
the vaccine doesn't stop transmission doe
potent fossil
yeah, it stops major illness. that's why eventually as the population gets more and more vaxxed, the mutation rate will slow as less breakthrough infections will occur so the necessity for biannual boosters will turn into an annual booster or so
but this is entirely uneducated bullshit flowing, i just think it makes sense however i have nothing backing what im saying so 
silver nexus
i bet at some point they may try and add the covid vaccine to the flu vaccine for convenience but that would take a while for the public to settle down about it.
potent fossil
there was a cool new vaccine delivery method i read about in an ACM article
used microneedles on an adhesive patch
just slap one on your arm and its done, uses dermal transfusion to deliver the drug
i guess it could potentially have multiple drugs in it 
it's still merely research
no application yet
warm anchor
doesnt help that they it looks like a chip 😂😂😂
potent fossil
i know
if they make it more like a bandage if it ever hits real usage then it might be better
cunning raft
how does that work
isn't point of a vaccine needle is that it needs to get deep enough into like certain tissues?
potent fossil
it barely breaks the skin and the drug absorbs via dermal transfusion into the bloodstream
potent fossil
Scientists at Stanford University and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill have created a 3D-printed vaccine patch that provides greater protection than a typical vaccine shot.
The trick is applying the vaccine patch directly to the skin, which is full of immune cells that vaccines target.
The resulting immune response from the vaccine patch was 10 times greater than a vaccine delivered into an arm muscle with a needle jab, according to a study conducted in animals and published by the team of scientists in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
golden gust
injecting into a constant place is just basically a normative measure
potent fossil
The resulting immune response from the vaccine patch was 10 times greater than a vaccine delivered into an arm muscle with a needle jab
but again, just research
nowhere near primetime yet
golden gust
e.g. imagine how draining it would be for a doctor if you had to introduce it directly into the blood stream
potent fossil
the whole idea is just to kickstart an immune response
golden gust
epsecially when the primary people who need vaccinating are grannies
golden gust
ah, apparently muscles also contain important cells that form part of the immune system, so, double wham
But, injecting so close probs limits the effects of it
potent fossil
and antivaxxers can just get patted on the arm for a job well done owning the libs and be vaccinated just like that
yeah i guess muscles have a shitload of T cells but so does the skin
cause, you know, first line of defense
spare venture
does immune response to a vaccine indicate how effective future response to the virus will be
warm anchor
There is not yet long term research I think
golden gust
no
potent fossil
it just indicates how much actual vaccine you need to trigger a response
spare venture
kk
potent fossil
need less actual drug with the microneedles on the skin
warm anchor
Well I got enough
spare venture
ahhhh makes sense
warm anchor
literally dying here
golden gust
Like, for people with thehealth condition I was expected to have
One of the things was basically, 1/3'rd of the dose but more often
*suspected
warm anchor
Zcat let us know when you are getting it
potent fossil
instead of a small vial into the muscle, the microneedles probably need like a quarter of that or less is what im gathering
golden gust
today is not brain day
potent fossil
for the same immune response that is
twin lagoon
🥺
potent fossil
fuck i really need to study physics
i have a test in 2 days
literally going to be deciding factor in whether or not i pass
warm anchor
It’s ok simplex
potent fossil
wat u just call me
viscid wedge
I have a paper I've been procrastinating on that's due next week
25 pages
I have 12
viscid wedge
Wonder if being whipped would be enough to motivate me
golden gust
back when I used to uni
warm anchor
We can request a ban on you
potent fossil
im willing to volunteer to help you find out
golden gust
I basically used to play 24 with my assignments
viscid wedge
We can request a ban on you
As shitty as my homework habits are, I don't think discord actually wastes too much of my time
viscid wedge
I basically used to play 24 with my assignments
What's this mean
golden gust
I used to wait until there was 24 hours until it was due before I'd start
viscid wedge
Oh
golden gust
I really can't focus on shit
viscid wedge
How'd that work out for you
golden gust
so, the 24 hours served as a massive boost
okay considering the effects of my other health issues
viscid wedge
Yeah, I understand. Sometime around my late teens my attention span vanished.
golden gust
for report stuff i was generally fucked anways, I suck at reports
for actual practical stuff, that was mostly ez 3 hours type deals
More time was spent on the associated report rather than the actual thing itself
viscid wedge
My problem right now is that I am incapable of retaining any of the calculus I need to know
I can do the homework fine, but midterms fuck me
potent fossil
what level calc
viscid wedge
what level calc
First year. I'm in Canada, so there's no direct course equivalents. This class covers what you'd call calculus I as well as linear algebra.
potent fossil
linear algebra? 
you doing diff eqs without knowing integration?
viscid wedge
We were taught integration and derivation already
potent fossil
oh then you're past what i'd call calc 1 and 2
viscid wedge
I don't remember either, but we learned them
potent fossil
what are you having trouble remembering
viscid wedge
Mostly the different rules for solving and simplifying different kinds of functions
ancient bolt
You mean drawing lines?
linear algebra is matrices
viscid wedge
We're not allowed formula sheets or calculators, so I have to commit everything to memory
golden gust
I was for teh lulz
potent fossil
rip
potent fossil
like what to do for 2nd order linear homogeneous constant coefficient etc etc bullshit
viscid wedge
Part of it is my own fault, I'm coming off a THC dependency right now (2w clean), but fucking hell
golden gust
I honestly hardly remember much math stuff, I was in one of those lovingly shitty run down schools which got closed down more or less before I left \o/
potent fossil
f
viscid wedge
Yes
potent fossil
well anyway on that note,
pops addy
viscid wedge
Legal doesn't mean it's safe
potent fossil
||i have a prescription 
||
viscid wedge
dabbing the pain away is what got me dependent
vestal jasper
I prefer the other interpretation of that statement
worn ember
vestal jasper
who r u
ancient bolt
nice
vestal jasper
when did u get blue role electroniccat
ancient bolt
tested what would happen if we bumped a library version, like gson from 2.8.8 to 2.8.9
worn ember
more like why does he still have blue role
ancient bolt
only increased our jar size by 125.6kB because paperweight only includes the patch for that lib, rather than the whole thing
worn ember
z retired though maybe you should too
viscid wedge
well anyway on that note,
**pops addy**
Does it help at all? I'm not asking because I intend to start taking amphetamines, just curious.
worn ember
just dont have adhd, ez
golden gust
Like, it's not that hard, ffs
potent fossil
golden gust
runs
vestal jasper
simple my boss keeps making jokes about how old she is and how my memory is so much worse than hers
it got old the first time tbh
worn ember
no shes getting old
vestal jasper
yes that too
worn ember
tell that to her "your joke is almost as old as you"
then dab and scout outta there
ez pay raise
potent fossil
adhd has a huge stigma from people who dont have it, i've heard it all
worn ember
trust me bro
im sure icould come up with a few you havent heard but cat told me to be nice
viscid wedge
well i have severe adhd so yes
What aspect of your symptoms does it address?
vestal jasper
she adheres to the "hyper" interpretation of ADHD.
she's one of many who don't understand the memory issues
she thinks i'm just some dumbass that can't remember shit
golden gust
well
vestal jasper
while true, I make a conscious effort to stop that
worn ember
she thinks i'm just some dumbass that can't remember shit
i forgot what ihad for lunch a couple hours later, my dad literally had to remind me
vestal jasper
cat I was getting to that joke don't u steal it from me
DED almost every single time I walk through the stock room doors at work I instantly forget why I went in there
worn ember
lmao
yeah its not that bad for me
all this coke might be messing up my brain though
worn ember
"ah shit i forgot i had to pee real bad"
potent fossil
Ability to hold attention on something that I don't inherently find interesting. Without it, if I try to watch say a school lecture I'll end up pausing it every 2.5 minutes to do something else or I'll zone out and realize 15 minutes later that I just missed whatever has been being talked about, or I'll start up a game completely forgetting that I was supposed to be doing work, or I'll just not do the work even though I know I have to until I realize it's due in 5 minutes and then I'll turn into a nuclear stress bomb and explode into a fit of hysteria.
Ability to regulate my emotions. I can feel slightly melancholy instead of completely and utterly in the dumps, or I can be slightly annoyed instead of seeing red or I can be somewhat amused instead of completely manic.
Mainly those, but those branch off into other symptoms
viscid wedge
I understand that first part extremely well
vestal jasper
first part 100%
viscid wedge
It's probably not ADHD in my case, but you just described exactly how most of my days go
worn ember
attention span is around 10 minutes or so for a regular person
well wher eyou give it your full attention
vestal jasper
it's around 1.5 seconds for me when i'm in uninteresting conversations :D
golden gust
what's an attention span?
worn ember
<span>attention</span>
vestal jasper
not saying this one's boring
void void
best i can do is 200-300 ms
viscid wedge
<span>attention</span>
shut your fuck
worn ember
viscid wedge
potent fossil
the thing is, in adhd attention span varies heavily. it can be nonexistent for a topic that does not stimulate them or it can be extensive for something that does stimulate them.
for example, coding can cause me to hyperfocus and I can sit there and code something for 12 hours and skip meals, skip sleep, skip talking to people, etc. which is just as bad as not being able to watch a school lecture
it's 0, or it's 100
mild rune
I'll sit in my school lecture and hyperfocus on something completely unrelated during the lecture
that's always fun
viscid wedge
simple you're scaring me
worn ember
wish i had a bit of that lmao
viscid wedge
please stop describing my school life
olive marlin
I don't think I have ADHD, despite matching quite a bit of that.
potent fossil
i had it all childhood but never diagnosed till then
worn ember
everyone has adhd these days 
the moment you're active or cant sit still BOOM adhd
viscid wedge
I'll talk to my doctor. It's hard to tell, I have another underlying neurological condition that overlaps with many others.
vestal jasper
I've known I have it for a loooong time but noone in my family bothered to actually research it or see how it affects me until I did recently
golden gust
I mean, people are more aware of ADHD being a thing, especially with how much people talk about it
olive marlin
I remember realizing at 2 am that I should eat breakfast before going to bed (as I sat down to do something like 16 hours earlier and forgot to eat)
left swift
can i induce you
real zealot
into a coma? sure
worn ember
induce me into a comma?
potent fossil
everyone can have a little bit of attention issues, but adhd is an actual brain dysfunction having to do with the generation of dopamine
real zealot
i could use the sleep.
potent fossil
which is why amphetamines work, they generate dopamine
golden gust
well, one of the issues with adhd is a dopamine issue
and
we're in a culture where dopamine is literally on feed
viscid wedge
which is stupid
left swift
how is it diagnosed simple never went to go get checked for anything cuz too nervous to do the testing or whatever they do to figure it out
mild rune
I should probably talk to my doctor and see if I have adhd
golden gust
drugs are a complex issue doe
viscid wedge
very much so
potent fossil
well, step 1 you take a test from the DSM and that will signal whether or not you need further behavorial checks. so i took that test and my doctor was like "lol, you meet 8/10 of the criteria points" and i was like ok
but, then they diagnosed me because i was sitting there stimming like a crackhead
golden gust
Like, we've used drugs as far back as human history records more or less
viscid wedge
I'm as guilty as anyone else
worn ember
DSM is a kitchen manufacturer here
golden gust
it's only really since people have started "cutting down" drugs into more potent components that as much of the issues exist with them as they do
opiates are a fun one
like, we refined the fuck outta those
potent fossil
(stimming is doing something that stimulates you to help focus, i twirl my hair, bite my nails, shake my legs, crack my knuckles and my neck, pick my skin, scratch my face, pull my ears, pull my nose, pull my lips, rub my eye, scratch my clothes, pull my shirt, twiddle my thumbs, snap my fingers, etc...)
viscid wedge
Am I allowed to talk about anecdotal experiences here, or would that be skirting the rules
golden gust
"oh, yea, we derived this substance into this one, 0 risk of addiction! get prescribing!"
potent fossil
i mean, idk, usually if you're not being trollishly offensive it's fine but am not staff
golden gust
I mean, am kinda lax with the rules so long as you're not harming others intentionally
worn ember
inb4 gets banned by denwav
quick pasture
Carfentanil, good stuff
viscid wedge
I took LSD once and it made me feel the best I've been since my early teens in terms of depression
golden gust
Nobody gives a shit about you so it's as about as effective as using sand for lube
left swift
i always like pull my nose or adjust my hair/clothes anytime im in public or have to focus, also like stretch my wrists or crack my knuckles all the time
worn ember
left swift
like overly adjust stuff like where it seems like im trying to hide shit
potent fossil
but stimming is also a symptom in a looooot of other issues
left swift
ive had coworkers ask me if i was on drugs lol
potent fossil
autism is one
golden gust
Theres many attempts to study stuff like microdosing mushrooms, etc, for stuff like depression
viscid wedge
Psilocybin especially is being looked at right now, yeah
golden gust
but, ofc, it requires stuff like governments to actually be active towards moving forward rather than being arsehats
viscid wedge
The stigma against testing that sort of thing is starting to lessen
worn ember
i never understood how people can be depressed i'm one of those people that would just say "just be happy bro" cuz it comes naturally to me
viscid wedge
I took LSD once and it made me feel the best I've been since my early teens in t...
For any kids reading chat, this was an absolutely terrible decision, do not do it
golden gust
your brain just doesn't deal with the "be happy" hormone properly
foggy silo
Same, but currently I’ve just been a pretty bad mood but I somehow manage to find the happiness in everything.
golden gust
It's one of those conditions which honestly, unless you've suffered from it, is pretty hard to grasp
worn ember
yeah probably
viscid wedge
Same thing with anxiety
I never understood it until one of my prescription meds induced it in me
mild rune
I didn't start getting panic attacks until recently and fuck they're terrible
worn ember
panic attack at the disco
potent fossil
its the same with adhd, brain doesnt deal with the "focus/move/switch tasks" hormone lol
golden gust
anxiety, depression (but kinda like a roller coaster), I kinda wanna get tested for aspergers
vestal jasper
But the worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself
viscid wedge
Depression is typically episodic
worn ember
i had 2 class mates in hs with aspergers
viscid wedge
Depending on how fast that roller coaster is moving, it might be expected
worn ember
odd balls sometimes but still fun to be around
worn ember
golden gust
For some reason, whenever I start getting into one of those episodes I find myself watching clanned
a few eps in am generally like, well, shit, here we go again
worn ember
its okie to cry cat, we will still love you
viscid wedge
Spoken like a true cat
worn ember
jokes on you, i already shit on it earlier
golden gust
wanna play battle shits?
worn ember
how would that work
golden gust
worn ember
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIASofR5-E>
wtf
viscid wedge
My only fear is that I'm going to end up working a shitty job my whole life, since I can't concentrate on school lately
real zealot
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIASofR5-E>
viscid wedge
Trades are most definitely not for me either
golden gust
quick pasture
worn ember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMB6W2jK6a0
this guys good
"and the little cunt died" lmfao
void void
crystal compass
What anti vpn plugin are people using nowadays that gatekeeper is gone
foggy silo
keen aspen
any bedwars plugin to recommend ?
warm anchor
Can they make easier to type name?? Omicron?? https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/27/health/new-covid-variant-omicron-b11529-wellness/index.html
mild rune
anytime I see the name I think of Futurama
warm anchor
looks like it is mainly EU for now
foggy silo
Well hey at least I’ll finally be able to remember my Greek numbers!!
unreal pike
How does minecraft calculate Knockback velocity?
warm anchor
@foggy silo wait for 5 years from now
they gonna start running otu of Greek alphabets and numbers
foggy silo
true canyon
anytime I see the name I think of Futurama
Hope we get popplers!
mild rune
I ate them all
main sorrel
any bedwars plugin to recommend ?
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/screaming-bedwars-1-9-4-1-17-1.63714/ this one worked well for me
south matrix
What anti vpn plugin are people using nowadays that gatekeeper is gone
i know the dev somewhat
pseudo shadow
mild rune
i know the dev somewhat
only somewhat 
crystal compass
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/virtualprivateno.97197/
ty
is it compatible with waterfall?
south matrix
No, but install it on your hub server and it'll work
crystal compass
kk. Thanks
warm anchor
gecko rainbow shulker 1.18 support when?
south matrix
Yeah i have to update the NMS they repackaged shulkers to a.a.d.c.e
rocky flame
I found a dupe on my server but I'm a bit unsure on how to go about it
So all you gotta do is place a shulker with items and disconnect on the exact same tick, there are items that /kick you
and you can very easily just write up something to do it for you. Since it's happening at the same time what are you meant to do about it?
(Inventory is saved on a DB, /kick sends you to the hub)
warm anchor
try removing plugin and see?
rocky flame
wh-what 🥺
In theory happens with anything like item frames too
if u place an item in there and get kicked at the same time
vestal jasper
testing and troubleshooting.
warm anchor
removing plugin will be first step
if it doesnt happen, it is plugin induced and then GOOD LUCK coz I see you are using DB for them
consult your server developers and ask them to troubleshoot
merry talon
first step is to remove any plugin made by eternity
mild rune
my server only runs on eternity's plugins
south matrix
my server only runs on eternity's plugins
And that gecko10000 guy's anti-vpn, right?
warm anchor
no its fine
merry talon
warm anchor
but rainbowshulker on the other hand
mild rune
And that gecko10000 guy's anti-vpn, right?
yeah ofc
rocky flame
if it doesnt happen, it is plugin induced and then GOOD LUCK coz I see you are u...
Ya it totally is yes
warm anchor
south matrix
did you ever fix that
Umm look at the Spigot page duh
merry talon
begging to be ended
weird that a plugin would exhibit the same behaviour as me on a monday
warm anchor
if I am ever gonna make a plugin,
it will be like Chinese government, it kicks you out of game and ban you for the rest of the day once you reach 1 hour playtime a day
This is gonna be best parental plugin ever in JAVA
vestal jasper
plays at 11pm
warm anchor
oh wait I need to ensure the play time is only after school and before bedtime so only allowed to be played from 5 to 9 PM
merry talon
there's no time to play more than an hour when you have to spend 23h of every day worshipping your great leader
no one would need the plugin, because everyone loves him
warm anchor
This time they mean it too. This law isnt actually new. They had it before. But there aint no central DB that tracks your playtime across platforms so what people normally do is instead of playing 1 game for 8 hours, they play 16 games for 30 minutes each.
mild rune
Eternity, I'd actually use that plugin on my server, some of my players do like 30 hour sessions
warm anchor
drowsy urchin
Has anyone found any ground breaking bugs in release candidate 3?
potent fossil
this semester is really out to kill me
we got 9 days left and i have like 357 things due
physics exam in 2 days and 7 days later we have the final like 
why
ember vapor
imagine switching from paper back to spigot
unkempt drift
Has anyone found any ground breaking bugs in release candidate 3?
well right now, hostile mobs dont spawn 🙂
void void
slightly game breaking
shy tundra
Hi there!
Im using LiteBans across-server with MariaDB and mute/ban take 2 seconds to execute in other servers.
Using PostgreSQL could be faster?
golden gust
it's a database
it stores data
changing the database software is not magically gonna make something update its own cache or whatever faster
golden gust
it's not
LB would be running a task which updates its own data or something
or even probs just abuses a table for dumping some info into to "rescan"
shy tundra
i see
thanks
Yeah
From the Litebans wiki "Under ideal conditions, punishments should complete (on average) in under 2 seconds. T"
warm anchor
"ideal conditions"
shy tundra
20tps, fast database, near the same server, etc
mild rune
facts
potent fossil
shy tundra
Wouldnt be more intestingto add Redis for communicating across server..
void void
kirbs
shy tundra
"Use the BungeeCord version, if possible, to achieve instant synchronization, avoiding the above issues."
zzzzz
golden gust
potent fossil
from what ive seen of litebans they could do just about every single thing they do better
it looks like a meme
but 🍵
warm anchor
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0eHors2npc&t=1304s> [nsfw]
this is perfectly SFW where I am at
shy tundra
Electronic, how would you sync data across server for a plugin like LiteBans?
golden gust
ideally, I wouldn't
outside of multi proxy, there is pretty much 0 reason to do that
potent fossil
an actual message broker if that's actually necessary ^ but just do it on proxy
warm anchor
avoid cross server sync like a plague
potent fossil
golden gust
I have a cross server inventory thing
potent fossil
golden gust
I think I've had one duplication issue but that was down to some event BS
Well, can only open on one server and it's stored in a database
potent fossil
do you even need to sync across servers? do you have multiple proxies?
golden gust
multiple servers, it's basically a cross server inventory for transferring/storing stuff
potent fossil
if not, stop cause you're gonna go down a hole you don't wanna go down
shy tundra
so you are storing in a database
golden gust
yea, ofc
potent fossil
aight well he only wants to listen to blue name so hf
golden gust
if I was doing cross server inventories, I'd wanna modify the server/proxy for that
shy tundra
I have a survival that is cross-server: [Spawn in one server, overworld in another etc]
Thats why the issue with LiteBans
And i was avoiding to put it on the bungee
golden gust
it's literally the best place for it
potent fossil
golden gust
it's a connection
why would I want the server to have to start processing that when I can boot it off at the network itself on a much ligher piece of software
shy tundra
okay
i will put it on the bungee
I assume Litebans have the possibility to create clusters/groups of servers
in the bungee
jovial plover
Hi
potent fossil
Hello.
jovial plover
Hello
potent fossil
Greetings.
jovial plover
How r u
potent fossil
Splendid
jovial plover
I wonder if github is still shitting out errors
potent fossil
was working for me when I checked my notifications
jovial plover
OK
vernal moth
Fuck me I literally dreamed about the music store tonight
golden gust
I'll take a pass there buddy
vernal moth
I think I have no choice but to buy one of those pianos
potent fossil
Tf
golden gust
He just can't stop thinking about that hardgrain wood
vernal moth
My mind is ready making up excuses to go there again
golden gust
(okay, it's probs plastic fantastic, but, still, fite me)
potent fossil
do you play piano
mild rune
which piano
vernal moth
Metal
golden gust
one with keys
vernal moth
potent fossil
but do you even play piano mini 
cosmic raft
lmao
vernal moth
But ideally I kinda want the grand
cosmic raft
search "dreaming of" in gif search
vernal moth
Yeah I do simple
jovial plover
Fuck me I literally dreamed about the music store tonight
No thanks
vernal moth
I have a Casio piano that's like 15 years old
Learned playing on that as a kid, played for like 6 years and then never again until I stole it back from my parents during covid
jovial plover
Oops wrong reply
vernal moth
I don't play particularly good but good enough to impress some people that don't know how easy it is ^^
jovial plover
My mind is ready making up excuses to go there again
To find out they closed down
jovial plover
Yea, well, I know how to make the piano play itself
Drug / blackmail it
plucky sparrow
I don't play particularly good but good enough to impress some people that don't...
Excuse me?
Easy?
golden gust
maybe not to the plebs
plucky sparrow
I tried to learn piano earlier this year and found it to be a nightmare
golden gust
walks out with his tail up high
jovial plover
https://www.thomann.de/intl/clavia_nord_grand.htm?sid=85b4997ac351d5532cc33df06c...
2.5gb ram lmao
plucky sparrow
How the fuck do you use both hands
golden gust
(Actually, idk any instruments, kek)
vernal moth
How the fuck do you use both hands
Do you type on your keyboard with both hands?
plucky sparrow
Yes
golden gust
If you mean the memory, that's not ram
that's basically where you store the "voices"
unlike normal people who store them in our heads
mild rune
For a keyboard with that many features and such that's actually a really good deal
vernal moth
And samples cat, it has a full synth inbuild
plucky sparrow
But learning piano is like relearning a keyboard
vernal moth
A good digital piano costs 900 euro mja
jovial plover
If you mean the memory, that's not ram
I'm so used to memory being ram so my brain does it automatically lmao
vernal moth
A cheap stage piano is like 150 euro
jovial plover
Drugs
golden gust
already doing that
plucky sparrow
I got a midi keyboard 🧍♂️
vernal moth
Cat is just jealous that am Elton John in disguise
mild rune
One of my profs got me attached to a Korg Kronos
vernal moth
I am pretty sure I used that
potent fossil
i swear physics just runs out of names for units. who the fuck calls inductance a Henry
"yes i have 400 nano henries of inductance."
jovial plover
How many players do u guys think a server with 80gb ram can handle
mild rune
2
potent fossil
at least 4
jovial plover
I think at least 1
chrome cosmos
1.18 on Nov 30 confirmed
chrome cosmos
How many players do u guys think a server with 80gb ram can handle
more than 0
golden gust
didn't they literally already announce that somewhere?
mild rune
yeah like 2 weeks ago
jovial plover
I put 350 in server.prooerties
plucky sparrow
yea they did
golden gust
I mean, after some recent release somebody started screaming about it
chrome cosmos
then they did A new article
vernal moth
In case you didn't get the memo, ram isn't the limiting factor of your server @jovial plover
Your CPU is infinitely more important
plucky sparrow
I actually want to test 1.18
jovial plover
Your CPU is infinitely more important
I have 8 cores
plucky sparrow
Running at what speed lmao
jovial plover
Running at what speed lmao
Idk lmao
potent fossil
that doesn't mean anything without knowing more information 
plucky sparrow
…
jovial plover
Ik the CPU is arm based
chrome cosmos
I have 8 cores
CPU name
vernal moth
Good luck lmao
plucky sparrow
My contabo server also had 8 cores yet it couldn’t even handle 2 players without it lagging
vernal moth
That's not arm
plucky sparrow
lmfao
vernal moth
And Intel has like a billion xeons
jovial plover
Lemme Google it
plucky sparrow
Some Xeons are very cheap too lmao
potent fossil
uh oh
chrome cosmos
gonna run a mc network on my ipad
possible bedrock
potent fossil
so you can google what it is but you cant tell us the model name
??
what are you googling
vernal moth
"what shitty CPU does my shitty shared host shove at me"
chrome cosmos
💯
viscid wedge
What's going on gamers I just wrote a thousand word essay in 45 minutes
mild rune
gg gamer
cosmic raft
congratulations
chrome cosmos
What's going on gamers I just wrote a thousand word essay in 45 minutes
now do that in 40 mins
viscid wedge
I thought it was due next Friday, but nope, tonight
jovial plover
Ampere A1, according to their blog
potent fossil
plucky sparrow
I’m gonna self host a cheap Xeon server with 8 cores and then sell it to some random dumb kid
vernal moth
What's going on gamers I just wrote a thousand word essay in 45 minutes
Now rewrite it an German and you will have 300 words
potent fossil
it's an oracle vm
mild rune
ah yes thank you minecraft launcher
potent fossil
just say that next time
jovial plover
it's an oracle vm
Yes
cosmic raft
Now rewrite it an German and you will have 300 words
rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
mild rune
rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
bless you
potent fossil
so you got an oracle ampere a1 with 80 gigs of ram and some weird ssd block storage
vernal moth
Exactly
vernal moth
That's a good server
jovial plover
so you got an oracle ampere a1 with 80 gigs of ram and some weird ssd block stor...
It has 92gb on the vm
vernal moth
But not designed for real time apps like games
potent fossil
yea i run my a fuckton of websites on my oracle vm but i would not run mc
vernal moth
That's like giving a keyboarder the guitar chords
chrome cosmos
epix
vernal moth
Sure he can play them
jovial plover
It runs well
warm anchor
yea i run my a fuckton of websites on my oracle vm but i would not run mc
The A1 is fine
But it’s limited
vernal moth
But it will not be as good as something proper
mild rune
Oracle deactivated my account within 2 days of signing up, guess they hate me
potent fossil
30-40 players seems about right
oh i fucking hate oracle i just havent had time to switch off them yet
warm anchor
Oracle deactivated my account within 2 days of signing up, guess they hate me
They think you sus
jovial plover
I lit 60k tnt and the tps dropped by 5
plucky sparrow
Oracle deactivated my account within 2 days of signing up, guess they hate me
omg same
warm anchor
Mine instanxe is running still $0 since May
mild rune
they called at me 9pm and I told them to heck off
warm anchor
Lol
potent fossil
i get charged $10/mo for my free vm
jovial plover
Sussy
potent fossil
ill be switching off soon as this semester is over
viscid wedge
Oracle charged my card and then immediately denied my account
viscid wedge
Fucking cunts
jovial plover
Tell em to shit bricks
warm anchor
I mean I was the original oracle PR here
vernal moth
Idk what you guys are expecting
plucky sparrow
it really is lmao
vernal moth
You signed up for oracle
jovial plover
Ooooo
vernal moth
A company that has more lawyers than anything else
chrome cosmos
I lit 60k tnt and the tps dropped by 5
optimised explosions true in paper. yml
vernal moth
Idk why anyone ever thought it would be a good idea to do any business with them
cosmic raft
Lawyercle
mild rune
it's ok, they deleted my account for me 
warm anchor
jovial plover
optimised explosions true in paper. yml
Nah haven't modified that
potent fossil
i had the free vm and they terminated me for no reason, wouldn't let me talk to support, so i upgraded acc, the support was like "you can't turn your vm back on bc we destroyed it hope you took a backup" and i was like "oh good i did" so i made my new vm and they're like "yeah it's not free because your storage is set to high performance" which I never opted for
vernal moth
I don't understand why everybody is using their dum cloud trial
viscid wedge
A company that has more lawyers than anything else
I miss Sun
potent fossil
and i just have not had enough fucks to go try and fix it so it's free
so i'll be going back to hetzner after this semester is done
mild rune
I need to nuke my dedi and reinstall shit so I can actually use it for more than minecraft
plucky sparrow
I’m guessing they just like to terminate accounts
warm anchor
There’s black Friday sale rn simple
chrome cosmos
Nah haven't modified that
do it
vernal moth
I'm guessing you guys don't read the fine print
potent fossil
they want you to sign up for their shit for free to pull you in, get you dependent on their shit, and then fuck you over by saying its not actually free
i did read the fine print, but it was magically changed
mild rune
I don't read period
potent fossil
i should have screenshotted but i highly doubt it would get me anywhere
plucky sparrow
read? What’s that
warm anchor
They still haven’t fuck me over
warm anchor
👼
jovial plover
Pc, laptop, same thing
mild rune
They still haven’t fuck me over
ayo give me your ssh creds and I can fix that :)
jovial plover
Sus
vernal moth
I just don't think it's worth to give them any free promotion they don't deserve it one bit
jovial plover
I hope you know they made java
plucky sparrow
vernal moth
They just pay the people that govern openjdk
jovial plover
Lmao
plucky sparrow
he thought he was smarter than u for one moment
vernal moth
But there are many other companies that help make java
potent fossil
anyway my brother gave me his "shitty laptop" that's "too slow for anything" so i erased windows and put arch on it and it's pretty fast af. just gonna buy some new ram stick and it'll be good as new
vernal moth
Which sadly get all brought up by IBM it seems???!
The day IBM brought Red hat
Was a sad day
plucky sparrow
so this is 1.18
warm anchor
Yes
plucky sparrow
this terrain doesn't seem too good
potent fossil
thats what everyone got hyped on
plucky sparrow
there's floating stuff everywhere
jovial plover
Yeah
void void
it's got soul
jovial plover
I might load my laptop up in a sec and install it
wispy blade
@plucky sparrow gnome user 🤢
plucky sparrow
<@!262644781241466880> gnome user 🤢
shut up
it runs perfectly fine
better than kde
void void
we're getting closer to flaot
wispy blade
also Majick based Rene Descartes pfp
plucky sparrow
so this is 1.18
but this?
jovial plover
@mild rune how was shitting bricks
void void
definitely recommend amplified
plucky sparrow
that's literally been the norm for like, since ever?
i know but there's even more floating shit now
wispy blade
right... world gen...
plucky sparrow
naomi can u fix world gen while youre at it
mild rune
<@108698087769260032> how was shitting bricks
still shitting
plucky sparrow
i'll then consider using valk
warm anchor
definitely recommend amplified
I heard amplified is bad coz it begins normal terrain higher so mountains aint going to be as epic
jovial plover
@mild rune how is the experience
wispy blade
bruh i haven't even finished NBT @plucky sparrow
plucky sparrow
I heard amplified is bad coz it begins normal terrain higher so mountains aint g...
it looks mad awesome
plucky sparrow
bruh i haven't even finished NBT <@!262644781241466880>
what about entities
void void
i haven't noticed that so much, just bigger highs and lows
wispy blade
entities use nbt as well??
plucky sparrow
so slow
plucky sparrow
this looks amazing for a starter base
wispy blade
hideParticles true smh
viscid wedge
What distro you bussin