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vestal jasper
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I don't share angery

warm anchor
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1.18 will now use all your cores for world generation! freeze on startup for 5 second!

limber knotBOT
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apparently 1G isn't enough anymore :/

viscid wedge
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Nope

warm anchor
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do 3G minimum

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that worked for me

viscid wedge
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You're probably gonna have a shitty time with 1 GB even if it did work

warm anchor
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I mean ram is cheap rierunrunrun

limber knotBOT
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"test server"

marble lark
limber knotBOT
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I guess using a one chunk section high world gen could improve it a lot lol

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1G was enough until 1.17 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

potent fossil
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well, guess im using the spotify web player

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no idea what's wrong with their desktop app

warm anchor
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I read weeb player at first... I was like wtf

limber knotBOT
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and I guess not converting multiple worlds would also help 👀

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why do I even have those on that server lol

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2G worked just fine though

chrome cosmos
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freehosts who give 2 gb of ram
kekwhyper

marble lark
limber knotBOT
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it's a local test server for my plugins

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(one of them at least)

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the rest should be pretty obvious

chrome cosmos
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who cares about performance 2 tps survival server is gud

foggy silo
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😉

limber knotBOT
cunning raft
chrome cosmos
marble lark
warm anchor
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spigot release early so we all can start pregening world and just in time for release before Christmas

void void
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Does anyone here using some sort of grid layout planning software to plan stuff in their minecraft builds?

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nvm i realize mspaint has grid lines

potent fossil
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I haven't played minecraft in well over a year

limber knotBOT
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god I "love" it when intellij doesn't want to properly re-import a maven project -.-

void void
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paper.sexy 💀

viscid wedge
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I hate maven

marble lark
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i don't use a build system at all so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

potent fossil
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lol

limber knotBOT
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and now I crashed IntelliJ... I guess I should update it when trying to work with java 17 lol

cunning raft
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whats the fuckin method to get the world height

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i swore spigot added it

potent fossil
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getTheFuckingWorldHeightGotDamnIt()

ember vapor
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XD

marble lark
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getWorldMaxHeight iirc

cunning raft
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in what class

marble lark
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ehh

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good question

limber knotBOT
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on the world?

timber sentinel
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World has getMaxHeight

marble lark
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probably yeah

marble lark
cunning raft
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oh its in WorldInfo

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that's why i didn't see it

viscid wedge
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oh

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makes sense

elfin steppe
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Does Spigot releasing a pre-release build means that the time it takes for Paper releasing a 1.18 build would be shorter?

warm anchor
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if people aint busy to work on it

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its Thanksgiving week

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AND SHORTAGE IS EVERYWHERE

spare venture
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well it certainly wouldnt be longer because of that

warm anchor
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Hello barty

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You gonn reset your earth map??

spare venture
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why would i

warm anchor
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For that mountain!!

marble lark
spare venture
potent fossil
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wait wtf chad is barty

spare venture
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yes

potent fossil
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i thought you died

spare venture
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i did not :)

spare venture
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truly

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i have been busy

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no time to shitpost in paper general

potent fossil
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same for me, however my work ethic is shit

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so that didnt stop me

warm anchor
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yall got paid for shitposting??

potent fossil
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will you pay me for shitposting @warm anchor

warm anchor
cunning raft
potent fossil
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squid game spoiler ||i can't believe sang-woo betrayed ali like that||

mild rune
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wow

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how could you

spare venture
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fr simple

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well i can believe it i was just really sad about it

spare venture
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am trying to test my fishing system and of course i am having extremely bad luck. i have a 75% chance of catching a shark.. rip

true canyon
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Looks like you have a 21% chance of catching a shark...

left swift
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get him baxter

vernal moth
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"World Upgrading
Although upgrades from between any two version pairs are technically possible, it is recommended that all upgrades are conducted from 1.17.x. This means that you should first upgrade your world completely on 1.17.x using the --forceUpgrade server argument, and then do the same on 1.18."

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Spigot please

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Stop make people waste hours like that

whole prawn
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huh

ripe sphinx
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.s/spigot/md_5

spare venture
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why would you upgrade to 1.17 completely before 1.18

floral night
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Anyone familiar with bridged networks? I managed to mess up my port forwarding with my new network setup.

magic river
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Huh, I just found an example of a company doing the thing the FTC just ruled was illegal

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You sign up on their website for a "free" issue of their magazine ($1 shipping) and then you have to call them within 30 days to cancel otherwise they charge you like $27/month for future ones

vernal moth
umbral scaffold
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wait, why paper has a no kotlin sticker? PU_PepeSusStare

vernal moth
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You might notice we also have a kotlin emoji

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We cater to both extremes

elfin steppe
marble lark
spare venture
marble lark
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what in the world

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what happened to Spigot's member mappings

vernal moth
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mmh?

marble lark
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Spigot's mappings for methods in their prerelease jar is missing for some reason

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I was wondering why my build kept failing for like half an hour lel

potent fossil
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just finished squid game and all i have to say is what the fuck

vernal moth
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was it how you expected it?

potent fossil
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more or less but still

outer patio
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It’s a fun show but still overrated

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A nice binge though

potent fossil
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what the fuck is that ending

spare venture
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i never finished it. i stopped with 30 mins left in the last episode

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worth it for me to finish out?

potent fossil
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shrug_animated it's nothing earth shattering, im sure you can surmise how it ends

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mainly just some story wrap up and setup for a possible sequel i guess

left swift
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story????

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god damn it spoilers

potent fossil
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sorry ruined it 4 u

left swift
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ur gonna have to do sumthin for me to make it up

potent fossil
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ok, lets play some ddakji ricardo

vernal moth
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back to my dum cockroach issue

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turns out, the BEGIN is send by the postgres jdbc driver

left swift
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make crack rock and sell it to kids

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the easiest market to make money

potent fossil
lavish compass
lavish compass
potent fossil
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he tried that already afaik

vernal moth
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that doesn't seem to change anything

lavish compass
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🤨

vernal moth
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this already ran with autocommit false

lavish compass
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You're using the normal pg driver right

vernal moth
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yes

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latest

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ill try downgrading next

lavish compass
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what sql wrapper/orm are you using

vernal moth
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just jdbc right now

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not even hikari anymore

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and like, I am looking at the code of the driver right now

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2021-11-22 07:16:04.497 TRACE 3724 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :   simple execute, handler=org.postgresql.jdbc.PgStatement$StatementResultHandler@26836d39, maxRows=0, fetchSize=0, flags=1
2021-11-22 07:16:04.497 TRACE 3724 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Parse(stmt=null,query="BEGIN",oids={})
2021-11-22 07:16:04.497 TRACE 3724 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Bind(stmt=null,portal=null)
2021-11-22 07:16:04.497 TRACE 3724 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Execute(portal=null,limit=0)
2021-11-22 07:16:04.497 TRACE 3724 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Parse(stmt=null,query="REFRESH MATERIALIZED VIEW home_projects",oids={})
2021-11-22 07:16:04.497 TRACE 3724 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Bind(stmt=null,portal=null)
2021-11-22 07:16:04.497 TRACE 3724 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Describe(portal=null)
2021-11-22 07:16:04.497 TRACE 3724 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Execute(portal=null,limit=0)
2021-11-22 07:16:04.497 TRACE 3724 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Sync
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that begin call is hardcoded

potent fossil
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shakes fist at postgres

void void
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prerelease spigot eyes

potent fossil
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sit down noah

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think about what you've done

potent fossil
lavish compass
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Try pgjdbc-ng maybe?

twilit nimbus
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hey

meager tusk
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what's the issue Mini

lavish compass
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Actually, what's your current code like?

potent fossil
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he cant refresh the materialized view bc the driver is making an explicit db transaction

void void
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All paper api patches seem to apply cleanly to spigot's prerelease pOg

lavish compass
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POG?

twilit nimbus
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anyone know what is a fair limit per chuck of redstone is?

potent fossil
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do discord search and from:MiniDigger, he has posted the code before for two days already

vernal moth
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code really doesn't matter

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ill try pgjdbc now

potent fossil
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but nonetheless it's there

meager tusk
vernal moth
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issue is, am using cockroach, which is fully compatible and even recommends the offical pg driver, but a cockroach limitation is that I can't "REFRESH MATERIALIZED VIEW home_projects" inside an explicit transaction

potent fossil
meager tusk
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with the jdbc postgres driver right?

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Oh

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Ok that's different

lavish compass
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Oh that explains why

vernal moth
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but the offical pg driver creates explicit transactions for everything and seems to ignore autocommit?

meager tusk
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Should be a change-able default?

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I've seen setAutoCommit as an option before

lavish compass
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it is an option, but that's not what's needed here

potent fossil
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he already tried that

lavish compass
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the transaction is still made

meager tusk
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Driver fuckery kekwhyper

potent fossil
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he just showed the code of the driver as well, that the transaction BEGIN is hardcoded

void void
vernal moth
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the first patch in api will fail already noah

lavish compass
void void
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I noticed lol

meager tusk
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that's great

void void
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I was like "why is this going so smoothly"

vernal moth
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forgot to git add the submodules?

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that seems to be the common issue with everybody who tried it so far who has never done even the simplest upstream update

void void
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exactly that ^

potent fossil
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ive never done one but i want to figure it out some time

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but i need to pass my physics class, i shouldnt be focusing on anything but that. but yet. here i am not focusing on it

vernal moth
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literally just updating the submodules (recursively), git adding them, running gradlew apP

meager tusk
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ahhh fucking organic chem

potent fossil
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fucking electromechanics 😭

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we're doing LCR Oscillators with AC power sources right now and it's a mindfuck

lavish compass
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gradle aPP happeepoheart

meager tusk
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but back to the driver thing that should be an issue lol

meager tusk
vernal moth
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ok so pgjdbc-ng works

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but: I have code dependencies on the official driver

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for custom types

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fun

potent fossil
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maybe that begin hard code thing is actually a bug no one noticed yet shrug

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but it seems intentional so probably not

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worth a look into i guess

vernal moth
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yeah idk

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and I don't care

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wasted enough time on this

lavish compass
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Should maybe make an issue on github?

vernal moth
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if somebody felt the need to write a separate driver, I bet there are more issues with the official

potent fossil
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fork official driver and make MiniPGJDBC peepoClapJamminMoment

vernal moth
potent fossil
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yes

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seems valid

lavish compass
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Well it shouldn't just do transactions automatically imo

potent fossil
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pg devs: "no"

also pg devs: wake up in squid game

void void
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Good morning!

potent fossil
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Good evening

void void
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Timezones thingy

potent fossil
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moon is waning gibbous! not crescent! Sadge

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🌖

void void
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good whatever

potent fossil
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pickles are good sometimes

dull hearth
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heloo

potent fossil
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what the fuck is okra pickle

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stop you're blowing my mind

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didn't even know what the fuck okra is

void void
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theyre so fire

left swift
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simple do know what a pickle is

potent fossil
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yes

left swift
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do be knowing dawg

void void
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my printer started randomly running wtf

potent fossil
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i almost thought i could smell again

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but nope, it was a lie

void void
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oo whats that

potent fossil
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ube halaya

void void
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looks like purple potatoes

potent fossil
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mashed purple yams i suppose

void void
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that would make sense lol

potent fossil
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not sure what else gets added to it tho

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ice cream sometimes

void void
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sounds tasty

potent fossil
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wait poggy i can almost smell my cologne

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still faint but its coming back

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covid can eat my ass

wispy blade
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it's 4°C here wtf

untold copper
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it is cold here

vernal moth
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wtf is weather = smoke

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oh right

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india

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walks out

void void
minor badge
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sounds like your problem is using cockroachdb

lavish compass
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Now, use hikari PepePog

vernal moth
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wanna setup replication for us

potent fossil
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@untold copper whats your general area, i wanna see the air pollution data

vernal moth
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new delhi iirc

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not downtown but a suburb

potent fossil
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close enough

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cant change that much

lavish compass
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YugabyteDB sounds sick but i havent used it myself

minor badge
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@wispy blade

potent fossil
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holy fok

841 micrograms/m^3 of carbon monoxide, 122.81 ug/m^3 coarse particulates

bruh

void void
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How bad is that

potent fossil
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severe

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my town is 290.39 ug/m^3 carbon monoxide and 15.96 ug/m^3 coarse particulates for comparison

warm anchor
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@minor badge already winter>?????

fossil patio
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yes

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sad tho, not enough snow to take void out

minor badge
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126 ug/m^3 CO & 10ug/m^3 coarse particles in Stockholm dance

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u should move here simple x

potent fossil
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yos

minor badge
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even better in Uppsala where I'm moving :D

potent fossil
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ngl i would probably be wearing a mask even w/o covid in new delhi with that coarse particulates ASwtf

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i didnt know it's that bad ngl

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i feel bad

minor badge
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ouch

wispy blade
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@potent fossil roughly my area

potent fossil
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3 ug/m^3 coarse particulates is good

wispy blade
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carbon monoxide: 141 ppb

potent fossil
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161.5 ug/m^3 equivalent

wispy blade
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not too bad :)

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my village is like 3-4 km from an industrial area w

warm anchor
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Time to raid naomi village

wispy blade
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no

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you'd have to find it first

potent fossil
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well, that pic has the name of your street KEK

wispy blade
potent fossil
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o ok so ur a liar

untold copper
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ban

wispy blade
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it's in the general area lmao

untold copper
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4 lieing

warm anchor
wispy blade
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why nuke NL when you can nuke Belgium!

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would get rid of ded and all other belgians

potent fossil
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does belgium even have an actual government yet

wispy blade
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dunno

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NL doesn't either kekwhyper

potent fossil
wispy blade
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been like a year at this point

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almost 2 actually

potent fossil
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F

ashen cliff
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@mental meadow since you asked.
No setup fee on Hetzner. 🛌

wispy blade
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good to know

mental meadow
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Nice

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Thanks

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Sick in bed with maybe CoViD, perfect time to move servers

wispy blade
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ono

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take care aurora!

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and get well soon

potent fossil
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:( sorry i transmitted covid to you over the internet

mental meadow
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I don't really believe it's COVID but i gotta quarantine till i get tested
Probably just a strong cold

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But thanksMythCalliLove

potent fossil
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yea grab a self test thingy

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im gonna go buy another one tomorrow

mental meadow
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I have enough at home but they are pretty useless if you're vaccinated

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And since i have symptoms i can't just go to the next PCR test station

potent fossil
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wha

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what do you mean useless if vaccinated

mental meadow
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If you're vaccinated the antigen tests have a really high false negative rate

potent fossil
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like it'll show negative even if you have it

mental meadow
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Yeah

potent fossil
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idk what my self tests are but they showed positive so shrug

mental meadow
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Mine were all negative so far

shy tundra
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hi

potent fossil
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ah yea mine is antigen test

mental meadow
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Hii

potent fossil
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im fully vax, but still got positive

shy tundra
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OVH has launch a new cpu

potent fossil
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cool

shy tundra
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Ryzen 9 5900X

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12 cores

potent fossil
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cool

mental meadow
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Maybe sys now gets better CPUs as well

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But i doubt it lol

shy tundra
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yes

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it has

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now it has all i7 7700k

mental meadow
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Wot

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:o

shy tundra
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no more i7 4790k/6700k

mental meadow
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Oh God

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They cost so much more

shy tundra
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ye

potent fossil
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disgust

shy tundra
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it has more space also

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2x450 nvme

mental meadow
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Okay so I'll still move to Hetzner then

warm anchor
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wake me up when they upgrade Singapore location

shy tundra
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well

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france/germany isnt that far

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so yes

rotund cargo
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Hello sarahasmrAdore

warm anchor
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Mitsui I wanna send you back to school if you that's not that far

shy tundra
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no please

warm anchor
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where is ryzen 9 rieBigBrainThinking

shy tundra
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in OVH

mental meadow
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You mentioned France and now toinouh is here, coincidence?

shy tundra
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lol

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advance

warm anchor
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ovh plan name is some of the most confusing shit

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I was in game tab

rotund cargo
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To be honest I watch this chat since Mini mentioned "smoke" x')

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This lesson is quite annoying so I came here

shy tundra
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Advance-3

warm anchor
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saw it now

rotund cargo
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My friend took that one since the game one do not have that cpu

warm anchor
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no US location

shy tundra
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80% of the ovh's plan doesnt have us

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its canada at best

mental meadow
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So Hetzner has the i7 4770 with 32gb and 240gb SSD for 33€, rn we have the sys i7 4700k with 16gb and 128gb SSD for 40€

shy tundra
mental meadow
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It's more or less a private server so that's no real concern for me

shy tundra
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i see

rotund cargo
shy tundra
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SYS = soyoustart

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lol

mental meadow
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Like i mainly use it for my homepages and to play ftb with gf

rotund cargo
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D:

warm anchor
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aurora may I introduce you to Oracle Cloud™️?

shy tundra
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eternity

rotund cargo
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KimSufi is too bad for gaming, just enough for webhosting

shy tundra
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finally they give u a different color rol

mental meadow
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I don't want a VPS or smth smh

warm anchor
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this is donor color nothing special lol

shy tundra
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:p

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so good now velocity is kinda official

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Now most plugins are going to introduce support for velocity

mental meadow
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I doubt that

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Like it changes nothing just because velocity belongs to our org now

warm anchor
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You dont really need plugin for velocity...

mental meadow
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Yeah you do

warm anchor
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you got MiniMOTD and you get gChat that's enough?? riepeek

mental meadow
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Our bungee runs 24 plugins

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To be fair most of them are our own

shy tundra
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24 plugins 😮

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Well, in my bungee, i have several plugins that requires to be in the proxy

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Never understood why not using redis instead

warm anchor
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pssst aurora help me setup mine in 1.18? Pepelove

shy tundra
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instead of bungee plugins

mental meadow
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Ofchugrie

warm anchor
shy tundra
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Imagine ovh stocking with brand new i9-12900K

rotund cargo
shy tundra
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they havent buy any new generation since 7th

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talking about i series

rotund cargo
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yeah, they replaced I7 and I5 by Ryzen cpus (at least for Game Servers)

lavish compass
shy tundra
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I always wanted intel because it has better single core performance overall

outer patio
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Does spigot have better or worse performance compared to vanilla

elfin steppe
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better

shy tundra
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but now that ill be dealing with cross-server stuff, and will have tons of server, ill be choosing ryzen, specially this last, that has 12/24c

outer patio
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It takes longer to load, so I’m assuming it’s just doing more pre-work?

elfin steppe
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doesnt mean you should use the pre-release build on production tho

warm anchor
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he doesnt know yet

potent fossil
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but its released. that means it is ready for prime time. cant believe spigot managed to release 1.18 before mojang. they are truly the best ever. i will now begin my 1.18 serbur. happy

/s

shy tundra
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1.18 contains cliff upgrade?

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and caves??

potent fossil
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i have no idea

rotund cargo
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Extended worlds (up tp 4096 blocks with datapacks ?) and new generation and comes back of amplified worlds

outer patio
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Lol that GitHub chat

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Beautiful

slender citrus
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I wonder how long it will take for paper to be on 1.18

crystal lilyBOT
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__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

slender citrus
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Aternos is painful to play with without paper honestly

potent fossil
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ok

slender citrus
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10 render distance max i cant see anything bruv

outer patio
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Wonder why they don’t go with some different text

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Like any 1.18 etas will be sent to oblivion

potent fossil
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We used to feed ETA askers to goblins, but that made them angry

worn crest
potent fossil
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(It made the goblins angry, to be clear, because they taste like shit)

tropic flame
worn crest
tropic flame
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10 is more than enough

slender citrus
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Have u seen how cool 1.18 mountains are?

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You cant see any of it with less than 14 render distance

tropic flame
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yeah..... and chunks are not vertical, only horizontal

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you can see the heights in all their glory

slender citrus
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Yeah but not if youre like 3 chunks away

worn crest
slender citrus
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U need to hug yhe mountain basically to see the peak

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The*

slender citrus
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Maybe if i use spigot aternos will alow me to up the server render distance not sure

outer patio
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Isn’t render distance a server side thing?

potent fossil
tropic flame
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but idk

slender citrus
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Aternos has a limit on 10 if paper is not activated

slender citrus
outer patio
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I mean, you need a really good server if you want 10+

slender citrus
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1.17 aternos with paper performed really well with about 5 players

warm anchor
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You are using a free host

slender citrus
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And about 16 server render distance

outer patio
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Ah 5 players should be fine

warm anchor
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you should have no expectation

slender citrus
potent fossil
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etern there is no changing these people

slender citrus
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I just came here to see if there is an ETA and there isnt all cool

rotund cargo
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With some little modifications to the server you can get a view distance up to 248 chunks :) (in 1.18)

slender citrus
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Its a free host

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It wont work

outer patio
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How? I need to know

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:p

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Also 248 chunks sound like a bandwidth issue now

potent fossil
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uwuwa have you taken any new pics recently

slender citrus
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This is the only server where the mods are more toxic than the actual people lmfao

potent fossil
#

i dont believe a mod has talked to you yet

slender citrus
#

Not to me directly no but i can sense the toxicity

rotund cargo
potent fossil
#

i mean, a mod hasnt even talked yet

outer patio
#

Ah

potent fossil
#

these name colors are not mods

slender citrus
#

Ah i see

rotund cargo
#

But it's only to say "that's possible but you should maybe don't try it"

slender citrus
#

Mini mods

#

Basically

#

They act like mods

rotund cargo
#

I'm a translator 😂

slender citrus
#

Mini mods are randoms who act like mods but theyre not mods

potent fossil
#

yes, we know what mini mods are and no one has mini modded you

waxen panther
#

broccolai is a sigma mod

tropic flame
mental meadow
slender citrus
tropic flame
#

broccolai rap when?

waxen panther
#

broccolai rap broccolai rap

tropic flame
#

broccolai goes brrrrrr in Paper

#

he is very adored

warm anchor
#

need more jepg

waxen panther
#

needs less jpeg

potent fossil
#

i took a picture of my coffee which i then spilled on accident, was a very sad moment

mental meadow
#

Volne, the team members all have the paper icon behind their name :D

rotund cargo
minor badge
#

I was boutta say except you before I realised it's just bad feature parity on compact mode

warm anchor
#

Proxi get the maintainer team together OMEGALUL

minor badge
#

hm?

waxen panther
warm anchor
minor badge
#

that's core & dev team :D

#

maintainer team works great

warm anchor
#

lol

rotund cargo
#

Will we see people streaming the update ?

waxen panther
#

speaking of maintainers when is mister jmp getting his promotion ¿

olive marlin
rotund cargo
#

:o

mental meadow
minor badge
#

@olive marlin prof beard on stream ?

mental meadow
#

But no one is streaming yet

olive marlin
minor badge
#

I won't touch the update at all due to being in Stockholm till 2022 then a month spent on moving :p

waxen panther
#

Stockholm pogging?

olive marlin
#

So you say I have 2 more months before I can send you my CV? :p

minor badge
#

you can send it at any time, I'll forward to my boss :) I'm still working

olive marlin
mental meadow
#

I can't believe I'm getting sick a day before md_5 pushes the prerelease

viral hornet
#

Prof & Camm beard on stream

mental meadow
#

A very glorious stream

olive marlin
minor badge
minor badge
warm anchor
#

sounds like nightmare

minor badge
#

Nah, it'll be fine

warm anchor
#

moving is always nightmare for me notlikerie so much stufffffs

minor badge
#

hehe

mental meadow
#

Have you found a pretty new place already? :o

minor badge
#

Centre of Uppsala :p

potent fossil
viral hornet
mental meadow
#

Uppsala is the sound we make when we made a mistake :D

wispy blade
#

where is entwicklungsgeräusche

potent fossil
#

in purgatory

#

wait no its back pandaScreams

mental meadow
#

It was never gone

wispy blade
#

it was never gone to begin with

ancient bolt
#

GitHub plz

minor badge
potent fossil
#

clearly i do not look down at voice channels very often

mental meadow
#

Good job den

wispy blade
#

just beat my friend 2-0 in shogi B)

mental meadow
ancient bolt
#

Not my fault GitHub is fucking stupid

wispy blade
olive marlin
minor badge
mental meadow
#

Will you send us cool pictures? apple_pleading

viral hornet
#

Very exciting stuff mari

#

Are you moving in with anyone Eyes

minor badge
#

I'll live alone for now :)

warm anchor
minor badge
#

Would love to split that rent amegablobsweats but not yet, maybe in 2-3 years

viral hornet
#

Hello I will split rent with you

warm anchor
#

Camm you can live in my heart rent-free Pepelove

potent fossil
#

split rent 3 ways with me i will sleep in trash can

minor badge
#

if you fly over, I'm happy to, Camm

olive marlin
#

Camm in Europe?

potent fossil
#

||ok nvm mari hates me||

viral hornet
#

2 years without leaving my state, and never been overseas, i'm very due for a holiday for 6 months kekw

minor badge
#

you go to the philippines, simple :p

ancient bolt
#

You were gonna sleep in a trash can, you'd stink

potent fossil
#

if only i could cryIgnore

mental meadow
#

Mari do u get auroras?

minor badge
#

nope, I'm too south for that

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it's very rare the north circle expands this far south 😅

mental meadow
#

I mean i can come visit if u wanna see one
Idk i really wanna like go to see one one day

potent fossil
#

aurora watching the aurora 🥺

ashen cliff
mental meadow
#

How did you do that

#

Ouch

potent fossil
#

or does the aurora watch aurora 👁️o👁️

ashen cliff
#

No idea.

#

Legit, didn't do anything.

minor badge
#

Tromsø will be your best bet while still being in a city, @mental meadow

mental meadow
potent fossil
#

yos!

minor badge
#

otherwise Hammerfest or Alta, but they're fairly small places

mental meadow
#

Poor krusic

viral hornet
#

Feel better soon aurora & krusic peepoheart

mental meadow
#

🥰

potent fossil
#

Camm I have covid too send me pepelove

#

(not a joke i actually do kekwhyper)

viral hornet
#

oh no

#

Feel better simple 🥺

ashen cliff
#

How it went:

Head pain starts again.
Doctor checks the neck, stiff AF...
Gives some pills to temporarily help, kidneys didn't like that, and it caused my muscles to relax a bit too much in the back area...
Hey, but at least I can feel all my fingers again.

potent fossil
#

ty bby 🥺

#

hey krusic, my neck is fucked too, why are we all dying

mental meadow
#

Maybe some nerve is stuck somewhere

potent fossil
#

i couldn't even lift my left arm the other day

minor badge
#

awh please get better soon simple please

potent fossil
minor badge
#

dumplings on us peepoLove

ashen cliff
#

Yeah, they did an MRI scan, still waiting for the results.

potent fossil
#

best of luck krusic

ashen cliff
#

Thanks.

minor badge
#

@viral hornet I'm getting dumplings for lunch :p

mental meadow
#

Not a cat scan?

ashen cliff
#

If only.

ashen cliff
#

Like that, but 10 minutes.

mental meadow
#

Damn laughing hurts

potent fossil
#

longge cät

ashen cliff
#

Walking is hard.

viral hornet
#

What dumplings are you gonna get mari?

mental meadow
#

Maybe this is the end of the world they predicted for 2012 and they just got the numbers in the wrong order?

ashen cliff
#

Probably.

minor badge
#

I believe they're some Chinese restaurant, but not 100% sure. They're vegetarian and the owner is really kind. He always gives me and Isaac an extra dumpling

potent fossil
#

at least we can all die together in paper discord

#

...wait

ashen cliff
#

Well, I'm back off to dying.

mental meadow
#

I think a new dumpling place opened here, like they only have dumplings

ember vapor
lavish compass
#

Paper happeepoheart

wispy blade
#

i want waffles 😔

rotund cargo
wispy blade
#

preferably waffles with whipped cream and strawberries 🤤

worn crest
wispy blade
#

because waffles

rotund cargo
#

Churos are also very good 😋

wispy blade
#

yes

#

but i want waffles

#

not churros or pancakes

potent fossil
#

well. i solved one physics problem in one hour

#

that's pretty good i guess tiredcat

#

nighty nighty time bai

vernal moth
#

Wow that's fast

#

Einstein took years for some

wispy blade
#

gn smipple

chrome sentinel
minor badge
#

God, I need Spotify Wrapped's missed tunes stuff. I've got just about nothing I like listening to anymore lol

vernal moth
#

Soon

void void
#

There's only 3 tasks?

#

Or the list will grow?

rotund cargo
void void
golden gust
#

They're tasks outside of the norm of the typical process

#

It does not include tasks specific to the tooling itself

#

it does not include tasks which are the typical normal update process, etc, etc

void void
#

aha

rotund cargo
#

Could do a thesis about "updating Paper from a version to another" 🤔

lament patio
#

Huh, was this the first time that Spigot put out a pre-release?

twin lagoon
#

no

#

first time in a very long time though

lament patio
#

Interesting

wispy blade
#

probably got tired of kids begging for it

left swift
#

u were begging naomi?

drifting pasture
#

Brutal.

left swift
#

stalking

void void
#

kenny, why do you have it on loop

left swift
#

music enthusiast

golden gust
#

Ah, yes, I remember

#

I fucking hate maven

quasi valley
#

It's so ambient I didn't even realize it's still on omegalul

drifting pasture
#

maven is peace of brown?

golden gust
#

mvn javadoc:javadoc

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fail

#

mvn install javadoc:javadoc = work

#

Please, maven, why the fuck didn't you just cross resolve that... -.-

void void
#

because maven

vernal moth
#

Well, maven isn't designed for that

#

If you give it no lifecycle, it will only execute the exact tasks you give it

drifting pasture
#

maven moment

mental meadow
#

look if maven doesn't think and cat doesn't think who do you think is going to think

left swift
mild rune
#

I too am much like maven

golden gust
#

There is parts of me that really wishes that waterfall was a gradle project

void void
#

Be the change you want to see in the world

vernal moth
#

Maven makes sense in itself tho

mental meadow
#

or finally retire it

vernal moth
#

Gradle always shokes on stupid stuff

left swift
#

whose baby is waterfall

#

cats?

golden gust
#

I mean, it's just so fucking dense at times

wispy blade
golden gust
#

Like, with gradle at least when shit goes sideways it's FUN

broken ibex
#

Give the cat a brain and it'll do the same thing it does now, but in a more annoying way

vernal moth
#

Waterfall originally was tux's baby

golden gust
#

with maven it's always fucking moronic shit which like, y u no

vernal moth
#

But they abandoned it

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To create velocity

golden gust
#

Waterfall is more that kid under the stairs

left swift
#

I see

vernal moth
#

Which is now everybodyies favorite child

#

And waterfall lives under the stairs

golden gust
#

especially after I accidently caused tux to go make that :L

vernal moth
#

Fuck you for stealing my joke cat

#

Am on mobile I can't type fast

broken ibex
#

Become fast

golden gust
#

Well

wispy blade
#

sounds like a you problem™️

mental meadow
#

mini why did you not take vacation this week 😄

golden gust
#

I wasn't exactly wanting to call velocity a fat ungrateful fuck

broken ibex
#

My phone has drag type and speech to text

left swift
#

yoo that was my nickname in highschool

wispy blade
#

tbh how do people do web dev it's so annoying

mental meadow
#

true

golden gust
#

Wait

wispy blade
#

even more annoying than cat (HOW)

vernal moth
golden gust
#

How the fuck does naomi not hate herself enough to subject herself to 24/7 brownies and clown po... I mean, web dev

vernal moth
#

I wanted to go an hour ago but I somehow wrote recursive redirects and that's no good

vernal moth
#

Cause this shit needs to go to prod on Wednesday 😂

wispy blade
#

i'm writing V

mental meadow
#

Paper > dumb insurance

golden gust
#

Naomi

#

Please

#

Just

#

valk away

void void
#

...

wispy blade
#

already 1k+ lines LUL

#

but this, i can flex: dependencies: []

vernal moth
golden gust
#

Mini

#

I just want you to know

vernal moth
#

I got Xmas money on Friday, I almost got scared because I didn't understand why the sum was so big till I realized that Nov wage includes Xmas money

golden gust
#

That I would fite you, but, am tired, so

vernal moth
#

We fight me with ur dum bombs, that's gotta be enough

mental meadow
#

hey cat

left swift
#

cat more like chris pratt

mental meadow
#

I've had weird chest pains that feel like someone is stabbing me repeatedly since I woke up, maybe it's finally time

golden gust
#

Please

#

DEAR JEBUS, PLEASE LET THIS BE IT

#

SMITE THAT BITCH FOR WHERE SHE STANDS!

native wolf
#

jebus

golden gust
#

I mean, er, aw

#

Hope you get better ❤️

mental meadow
#

I'm gonna hang that on my wall

plucky sparrow
#

Yes Jebus

void void
#

pretty sure jebus doesn't do the actual smiting

mild rune
#

We smiting in here?

left swift
#

smite?

vernal moth
#

Cat, mobbing of lower rank women is supposed to be only done internally, not in the public, didn't you get the last memo?

broken ibex
#

I love smithing

left swift
#

I'll play jungle

plucky sparrow
wispy blade
#

/smite @a always fun

broken ibex
#

Summon lightning

#

My console has a button to smite connected players

wispy blade
#

good idea for valk's future gui

golden gust
#

Mini, she deserves it

mental meadow
#

""""lower rank women""""

golden gust
#

it's the price of her crime for existing

left swift
#

cat I got a really important question for you

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do you say gui as g-u-i or gooey

golden gust
#

ge uw ey

waxen panther
#

guwuy

plucky sparrow
#

wtf

#

gooey

broken ibex
#

🤮

void void
#

geeh uw eye >

waxen panther
#

cat is northern leave him alone

wispy blade
#

no

vernal moth
wispy blade
#

that's the reason we can't leave him alone

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther koriLove

broken ibex
#

Pronouncing acronyms, bad

golden gust
#

The graphical user interface (GUI /dʒiːjuːˈaɪ/ jee-you-eye[1][Note 1] or /ˈɡuːi/[2])

waxen panther
#

@twin lagoon BingChilling koriLove

twin lagoon
waxen panther
twin lagoon
#

apex when !

waxen panther
#

on the train home now ?

mild rune
#

I have a prof that mixes both pronounciations

waxen panther
#

And then I sleep for 3 days

twin lagoon
mild rune
#

it's terrible

left swift
#

doctah

#

teh docteh

golden gust
#

doctah doctah

broken ibex
#

How do you mix jee you eye and gooey

left swift
#

theres 3 things every british person does

waxen panther
#

a mon guss

golden gust
#

||doctah doctah, I know this is a prostate exam and so, already sus, but, why do you have both hands on my shoulders?||

native wolf
#

People who say gooey are truly evil

left swift
#
  1. live in hell
  2. watch doctor who
  3. listen to oasis
#

and that's a fact

golden gust
#
  1. only in summer
#
  1. nope
waxen panther
#

old list, no one watches doctor who anymore

golden gust
#
  1. god fucking nope
waxen panther
#

ruined show BingChilling

left swift
#

u dont count as british cat

golden gust
#

didn't they like

left swift
#

ur like budget Scottish

broken ibex
#

I rewatch old episodes

golden gust
#

the doctor is no longer a time lord or some shit?

waxen panther
#

last two seasons have been actually un watchable

#

They made doctor who into this fuckin god that they invented the time lords from

#

It’s so stupid

left swift
#

because a woman is the doctor?

broken ibex
#

Weirdchamp

left swift
#

so sexist brocc

golden gust
#

nobody gives a shit that the doctor is a woman

waxen panther
golden gust
#

That's the joy of it all

waxen panther
#

the actor is great, everything else is the problem

left swift
#

it was always terrible

golden gust
#

Issue is that "the doctor is a woman" basically took the focus over like, making a good story

waxen panther
left swift
#

make me

waxen panther
#

I am taken sorry

cunning raft
#

the actor is great, everything else is the problem

golden gust
#

I've never really been a dr who fan, tbqh; Like, i watched the odd show here and there but it was mostly repeats on comedy gold or some shit

broken ibex
#

I watched 3 episodes of the last 2 seasons and all 3 episodes were legit just modern remakes of old episodes

left swift
#

cat get the guns someone kidnapped brocc

cunning raft
#

@waxen panther the actor is great, everything else is the problem

void void
golden gust
#

Issue is that the actor could be great af, the issue is that the story telling has just become "FEMALE DOCTOR GOOD, FANS BAD"

left swift
#

that's why he posting these shit takes

waxen panther
#

@cunning raft papermc is great, jroy is the problem

#

ratio’d

golden gust
#

Like, it's just a complete shitshow where the fact that the doctor is a women now takes precent over creating a woman character who is actually a badass in a great story

cunning raft
#

papermc is great, vegetables are the problem@waxen panther

waxen panther
void void
#

did you just remove the reactions?

#

mod abooose

left swift
#

+ratio +ur white +irrelevant +who asked +the hood uses purpur now

waxen panther
#

Power abuse

#

Typical

broken ibex
#

Mod caboose

waxen panther
#

Average moderator

cunning raft
#

There was never any reactions to broccolai's message

warm anchor
wispy blade
#

i say abuse

waxen panther
#

nothing happened on 22/11/2021

left swift
#

🥶 🍦

cunning raft
#

Naomi too young to understand what BINGQILIN means

#

@waxen panther

waxen panther
#

fr

native wolf
#

broccolai's nickname is pretty accurate lmao

wispy blade
#

bru

warm anchor
waxen panther
#

not hard

wispy blade
#

i saw that video months ago LMAO

warm anchor
cunning raft
#

LMAO@waxen panther

golden gust
#

Guns don't kill people

cunning raft
#

IM LMAOING@waxen panther

broken ibex
#

Petition to make the year have 31 months

plucky sparrow
#

DD/MM/YYYY is the only valid option

wispy blade
#

hi LMAOING @cunning raft

golden gust
cunning raft
#

Please do not ping the moderation team

waxen panther
#

@cunning raft I am laughing my ass off 😀

cunning raft
#

Thank you for the ping

waxen panther
#

( In capitals )

broken ibex
#

YY/MM/DDDD

waxen panther
#

@cunning raft you are welcome

#

I do not respect your position in papermc @cunning raft

left swift
#

jroy is the new wiz

cunning raft
#

I could never fill his shoes

golden gust
#

i could

waxen panther
#

Wiz is an antihero

golden gust
#

just need to drink enough beforehand

waxen panther
#

I could ban 12 people from here in seconds

#

I got a list

left swift
#

ur the top of it

#

post the list bricc

#

🧱

vernal moth
#

Wait Broc got a death list?

native wolf
void void
#

that's what they want you to think, wake up sheeple

waxen panther
native wolf
#

inb4 brocc adds me to the list now that i've said that lmao

waxen panther
#

bold of you to think someone with numbers in their name was not already on the list

native wolf
#

:O

broken ibex
#

Kek

worn ember
left swift
#

jroy is briccs pocket mod

cunning raft
#

A vegetable would never tell me what to do

left swift
void void
golden gust
#

actually

waxen panther
#

he is, he’s just not aware

golden gust
#

||I used to look at vegtables which told me that they'd be fun inside me||

left swift
#

wat

native wolf
#

bricc > brocc

waxen panther
#

I am fun inside people

plucky sparrow
#

LOL

void void
#

I don't think having a brick inside of you is going to be very fun

#

might just be me

golden gust
#

bad dragon says otherwise

broken ibex
#

I eat bricks

worn ember
golden gust
#

oh, apparently they no longer sell the brick

worn ember
#

probably didnt sell too well kek

left swift
#

I only buy supreme bricks

golden gust
#

I used to see videos with a brick quite often

native wolf
worn ember
#

lemme do some research

golden gust
#

I mean, I think it was big clive who actually had the brick, he used it for the "framing"

#

meanwhile AvE just has a shafter in his CNC mill

worn ember
plucky sparrow
golden gust
left swift
#

😳

#

um

golden gust
#

what?

#

it's a probe

left swift
#

n-n-nothing

mild rune
#

that's one girthy probe

left swift
#

yooo

#

its -7 communist today

#

cold as f

golden gust
#

Part of me kinda wishes I'd got into machining

ashen cliff
#

You should.

golden gust
left swift
#

take head

ashen cliff
#

Probably need some safety gear too.

golden gust
mild rune
#

if you squint hard enough nothing can hurt you

#

it's a law

ashen cliff
#

It can't hurt your eyes, if you don't have any.

golden gust
#

Well, remember

magic river
#

I have those stickers, I'll figure out what to put them on some day

ashen cliff
#

Probably on someones wife. kekwhyper

golden gust
#

"It's a pity I didn't have any charcoal in my butt, coulda made some diamonds" ~ AvE

magic river
golden gust
#

😄

left swift
#

that's the best kind of dying

magic river
golden gust
#

Yea, his stickers are great, but, I mean, eeer

#

Like, you could get away with that stuff on a shop floor where management types don't peep around and everybody would have a laugh

#

But, those people in boots and wearing suits

worn ember
#

that reminded me: we were required to have gloves on when drilling metal in highschool, until one dude got caught in the drill bit kek then it suddenly was forbidden to wear gloves when drilling

#

fun stuff

golden gust
#

gloves around any moving parts is just dumb

#

It's literal day 1 shop safety training video

wispy blade
#

can confirm

golden gust
#

any loose cloving, gloves, etc, are a nono near machines

wispy blade
#

my uncle had a little accident with gloves and the table saw 👀

golden gust
#

clothing*

magic river
#

I stuck the carefulling one in my garage, which is really just a shed full of tools

golden gust
#

wow brain

worn ember
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

magic river
#

Not much in the way of fun tools though, mostly lawn stuff

golden gust
#

Yea, issue is that most tutors in materials art/woodworking, etc, aren't exactly machaninists

#

and so they often have these stupid rules which on the surface sound great

#

e.g. you're not gonna cut your hand on swarf if you're wearing gloves, sounds great

worn ember
#

i'd rather get a metal cut than lose my hand to a drill lol

magic river
#

And then my cousin thought it was funny to stick this one on my microwave when I showed them to him so yeah, that's a thing

golden gust
#

Yea, but they think that they're doing smarts because they don't understand all of the rules you're taught on the shop floor

worn ember
#

i found woodworking tools way more terrifying than the metal work ones

magic river
#

Some days I think that one is hilarious, others I hate it

worn ember
#

like we had this big wheel with sandpaper on it that you could use to sand stuff down, if you ever get your hand between that and the holder you'd be slowly grinding your fingers off

magic river
#

Uh, that's for metal too

worn ember
#

we used hand tools for metal

golden gust
#

Well, that's often why the guards, etc, have plenty of space behind them

#

You're not supposed to touch it, but, shit happens

magic river
#

Usually you have two wheels, one is a wire brush and the other is an abrasive

golden gust
#

One joyous issue I had is that the safety shit gets in the way

#

Like, that's one thing that annoys me with safey is how much they like, really don't think shit through

spare venture
#

my company is extreme about safety, so you can’t even really get around any guarding

golden gust
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Like, often stuff just obscures your view, or, gets in the way in a manner which makes it even more dangerous when shit hits the deck

golden gust
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Well, you generally set them up for what you're using them for

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Like, generally I see an abrasive and a polish

magic river
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Oh yeah, the one wheel looks like a shammy or something

golden gust
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Yea, generally that or a wire brush thing is what I see

magic river
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TIL Tarantino is trying to sell Pulp Fiction NFTs

spare venture
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the obsession with NFTs is so damn stupid

limber knotBOT
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I mean the saying goes "it's not stupid if it works (in making money)" 👀