Apparently he is selling pages of the script, basically
#general
limber knotBOT
wat
magic river
I dunno, apparently their contract is that Miramax owns the rights to everything except the script in print form
limber knotBOT
so Miramax lawyer's basically acknowledged that NFTs are a contract that sells copyrights 👀
if this holds up in court that could be huge for NFTs lol
magic river
So he'd get sued for selling ebooks of it too
limber knotBOT
ebooks is literally just printing to a screen, if they didn't specify paper then they are fucked
runs
magic river
They say "print publication" but lawyers and judges aren't computer programs
Sometimes you get a case that is decided due to a typo or missing comma or something but usually there is some understanding within an industry of what terms and phrases mean so you don't get to argue over what the definition of "is" is
limber knotBOT
the is is the islamic state, I thought that would be clear 
marble lark
Eh?
warm anchor
limber knotBOT
plucky sparrow
excuse me what the fuck
left swift
fartyrealms nft when
limber knotBOT
can't wait for Google jumping on the train and including NFT DRM into Chrome directly like how they did it with video -.-
warm anchor
golden gust
if they do, I hope that they add a tag to the element or something
brb, making an extention to download all NFTs into a folder
limber knotBOT
I mean, you simply couldn't do that if they did lol
(until someone finds an exploit like with Widevine I guess)
I bet if they wanted they could even just use Widevine right now to protect NFTs lol
and the fact that they don't just shows how pointless most NFT are ¯_(ツ)_/¯
spare venture
fartyrealms nft when
no u
left swift
ur making an nft of me?
spare venture
no
left swift
nft this 
spare venture
since when do you run a server
left swift
since 1.14
spare venture
huh i didn’t think you did
warm anchor
Nomana runs a pokemane fan server
left swift
spare venture
weird
meager tusk
sharap biq
left swift
Nomana runs a pokemane fan server
when are you adding pokimane emotes to ur server
left swift
you think if you added one anyone would notice
mental meadow
more boooooosters
warm anchor
I wish for level 4 5 6 boost
wispy blade
@void void git add . 🧠
warm anchor
Just give me more emoji slot
wispy blade
waow
warm anchor
Meowmoji has 5 servers 😄
limber knotBOT
imagine paying someone to have the right to use images that one can just download with a right click https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/853005947584512022.gif 👀
twin lagoon
🐱
olive marlin
250 emojis and all are used regularly?
I heard some are used so often, that even EterNity doesn't remember adding them 
marble lark
Got it to work properly after git adding the submodule changes
Oh
Y'know whether Spigot is gonna be adding their method mappings back for their prerelease btw?
golden gust
what?
spare venture
are they using mojang mappings now or
marble lark
^
marble lark
NMS isn't API 🤡
:(
marble lark
are they using mojang mappings now or
No clue their mapping repo only has names for classes now
untold copper
day #168 of trying to get abs: 52 Zone Minutes. Did 40 mins of lower body + core exercise.
spare venture
abs are a scam
takes a ton of work to get them, a ton of work to maintain them, and you have to watch your diet super carefully the entire time
just get jacked instead smh
left swift
everyone into dad bods now
spare venture
i wouldn’t say get fat haha
mild rune
just gain a few hundred pounds ez
untold copper
yes.
sacred dome
just asking why an iron farm needs tto be high in the air ?
void void
mild rune
My favorite is the channel names 
void void
you guys have a batcave, don't complain!
golden gust
That's the one few channels with a name which clearly defines what it is 😄
void void
can confirm
mossy vessel
no cats chat or no, cats chat
plucky sparrow
that's heaven isnt it
hexed dragon
Chat no cat?
mild rune
poor cat
void void
nah
void void
sad
move server patches to removed/1.18
well, that's one way to get the build to pass
no cats in the chat 😔
lavish compass
> move server patches to removed/1.18
well, that's one way to get the build to p...
don't think so 
void void
Just remove all patches, patches can't fail if there are no patches to begin with
vernal moth
you don't understand
lavish compass
patches don't fail
vernal moth
even with no patches it fails
lavish compass
it's the compilation
vernal moth
cause remapping is broken
void void
I know, am just joking
lavish compass
Also I'm seeing import record; wtf is that?
wispy blade
java thing
lavish compass
When was record introduced
stray oyster
I dont have the time but id hack up a fix
vernal moth
14?
void void
^
lavish compass
Weird that FF doesn't support it
wispy blade
14 was experimental p sure
vernal moth
CFR seems better
wispy blade
16 fully
vernal moth
wait what the actual fuck
vernal moth
lavish compass
🤨
lavish compass
lmfao
vernal moth
instead of fixing the decompiler
lavish compass
why the fuck are there invokedynamics there
void void
Noticed the same thing, just thought I was doing something wrong lol
lavish compass
lavish compass
all my homies hate indy
vernal moth
no indy is cool
topaz mortar
Sounds like a fun time the next few weeks.
nimble depot
Ah yes, geyser is a thing apparently
vernal moth
what did you expect? lol
nimble depot
Mojang(microsoft) does not really want to admit it
nimble depot
Open source 3rd party software
void void
Open source 3rd party software
still third party software
nimble depot
When building valk we would probably add bedrock support some time soon
wispy blade
you can do that
nimble depot
still third party software
eh, it gets gray here
wispy blade
i aint touching the bedrock protocol
topaz mortar
So many things that needs parity and a process that will take time.
wispy blade
lole
hexed dragon
https://discord.com/blog/free-nitro-holiday-bogo-sale-2021 nice I have gift nitro classic and I cannot redeem this.
vernal moth
man I was close to banning you for that
vernal moth
careful posting links like that
warm anchor
hexed dragon
I always send verified info.
plucky sparrow
Good.
south matrix
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-1-18-pre-release-6
The game now saves chunks whenever there is time spare to reduce autosave spikes
I wonder where I've seen that before
lyric zodiac
Can you start a server on the "unstable" 1.18 pre release version?
golden gust
yes, but not recommended
lyric zodiac
I do want to :)
lyric zodiac
Where do I even set it up?
prime coral
BuildTools
fallen oracle
Some plugins are breaking right now because they check the version string and it's an invalid string atm due to pre-release.
vernal moth
aka pain an suffering
lyric zodiac
Solved it
spiral robin
@mental meadow 
mental meadow
toxic bone
https://youtube.com/ <---- CHECK THIS OUT!!!
spiral robin
wat
nimble depot
https://discord.com/blog/free-nitro-holiday-bogo-sale-2021 nice I have gift nitr...
I was about to type SCAM but then .com
I already banned one person by accident for this
hexed dragon
and a blog post.
golden gust
i mean, is just the common scam zone, so, like, mods just see it in their peripheral vision and attac mode activate!
hexed dragon
So next time don't post?
golden gust
i mean, am just explaining the mod psyche
wide chasm
Actually, attack mode is always active, don't need a post for that /s
swings ban hammer
golden gust
stef is basically one of those mini "doggos"
spare venture
i wouldn’t post it if you don’t want to be mistakenly banned lol
vernal moth
maybe a warning for mods or something, but generally we only give mod privs to competent people so we never have false positives
twin lagoon
twin lagoon
golden gust
generally
wide chasm
If we do actually mistakenly ban, it should be easily resolved when you make an appeal
vernal moth
cat be looking for the next mirror
wide chasm
I might veto you, sure, but other than that
hexed dragon
I would think you wouldn't allow to make appeals for that as it happens often.
nimble depot
i mean, am just explaining the mod psyche
I need to actually pay more attention before I hammer off .ban -u=!reply -r="scam" in a channel and then have to trace the user across discords to apologize for the mistake and unban them. Same way of thinking - see a discord nitro thing - ban.
spare venture
that seems like a lot of effort
olive marlin
I would think you wouldn't allow to make appeals for that as it happens often.
You can try to appeal anything. Worst case scenario we decline it and send cat to personally deliver the decision on your rug.
spare venture
we just give them a banned role which isolates them to a channel that only they can see. makes appeals easy
And no worries about DM spam
nimble depot
my preferred appeals system is a site and OAuth.
spare venture
instead of full on banning
vernal moth
we just hide a google forms on the website and call it a day
spare venture
i try to keep everything discord related in discord
vernal moth
that seems like a "all eggs in one basket" kinda situation
golden gust
"poop all on one rug"
mild rune
What
nimble depot
I remember bannning a guy and our appeals link getting hit with 90Mpps (thank you cloudflare)
plucky sparrow
You can try to appeal anything. Worst case scenario we decline it and send cat t...
I wanna 1v1 cat
mild rune
Cat would win
nimble depot
You know, taking a shit on someone's rug is the definition of a dick move.
plucky sparrow
I don’t think a disgusting fluff ball that shits on rugs can win against me
mild rune
Cats hurt
spare venture
that seems like a "all eggs in one basket" kinda situation
discords not really going anywhere
plucky sparrow
I’m not scared
nimble depot
I don’t think a disgusting fluff ball that shits on rugs can win against me
Just drill a hole in a door for a shotgun barrel and a peephole. There you go, as a bonus you get a great way to scare away people who try to sell you something
golden gust
discords not going anywhere until investors stop throwing cash into it
nimble depot
Technically the nitro subscriptions pay for most of their bill (well, less of it after the nft incident)
golden gust
last I knew they where still kinda dropping cash out of the pocket
nimble depot
Discord is staying for a long time. I bet it will be around for at least a good 10 years since it's so huge.
spare venture
minimal effort to move to a new platform anyway
tropic flame
Discord is staying for a long time. I bet it will be around for at least a good ...
Discord's been here for 6 years already, just 4 more to go
nimble depot
Discord's been here for 6 years already, just 4 more to go
I mean from now on
potent fossil
i stopped my diet during covid cause 2 lazy and, just weighed in.
still lost weight 
been eating like utter shit, poptarts, candy, extra servings of meals, i have no idea how i managed this but cool
mental meadow
i haven't really eaten much of anything for 2 days lol
potent fossil
maybe i ate less than i thought
meager tusk
been eating like utter shit, poptarts, candy, extra servings of meals, i have no...
Diabetes.
potent fossil
No bro.
meager tusk
Bro.
potent fossil
I am healthy bro
meager tusk
I defy the odds.
That's what they all say.
golden gust
FOR DIABETUS!
potent fossil
I already have one hereditary condition. That's the max bro.
golden gust
I mean
if you wanna hear the sound of MURICAN war
everybody: lets put guns on our planes
USA: Lets put a plane on our gun!
slate seal
Boy this went a place
potent fossil
if you wanna hear the sound of MURICAN war
I knew it was A-10 immediately
twin lagoon
@mental meadow does this mean i can get my punishment history cleared
ashen cliff
Nope.
twin lagoon
i got warned for harassing an online-mode=false user
mental meadow
feedback pls 
https://github.com/PaperMC/papermc.io/pull/125
twin lagoon
ashen cliff
Can't forget you bulling offline mode users bro.
mental meadow
harassing is still illegal :C
meager tusk
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE>
POV: You're a Yugoslav soldier during 1999
golden gust
POV: ded
potent fossil
God, I went to basic training back in 2016 because I thought it was Very Smart Idea to join the army. I swear, our morning alarm was artillery exploding in the fields. Then it was Reveille.
meager tusk
God, I went to basic training back in 2016 because I thought it was Very Smart I...
Bro.
Mandatory military service is a very good idea.
twin lagoon
No problem bro.
potent fossil
Well I tried, but they kicked me out cause I'm too good.
twin lagoon
KGBSpigot does not have online-mode in first place
meager tusk
KGBSpigot does not have online-mode in first place
We run our own Mojang authentication servers, bro!
golden gust
By that they mean day one, there was a hill, he couldn't stop and wiped out a few higher ups
meager tusk
Don't ask how the accounts are stored.
You don't want to know.
A4?
Look at you.
Probably eating with a fork and a spoon.
You probably have one of those comfortable toilet seats.
We write them on tissues.
With a shitty old marker.
Every time someone wants to log in we have to call the guy who wrote their account.
golden gust
flushing user accounts to storage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_vXA058EDY
native wolf
POV: You're Bosnian.
lmao
meager tusk
Sorry? No such place.
Don't you mean GILLAN?
Bro. Check Kosovo chat.
IMPORTANT QUESTION.
Fact.
native wolf
lol
potent fossil
No bro I'm American I don't understand.
potent fossil
Strapped.
meager tusk
Time to talk to you about Yugoslavia in the early 1940s....
potent fossil
Prepares notepad
meager tusk
As if I was stupid enough.
Westerner would never understand.
All you need to know.
Mitteleuropa.
Not balkan.
potent fossil
That's rude bro.
meager tusk
Bro. Would you rather I tell you fairy tale.
potent fossil
No I want the truth bro.
meager tusk
Here's a fairy tale: Europe is NOT a protectorate of The United States Of Albania.
But here's reality: Europe is a protectorate of The United States Of Albania.
potent fossil
By birth or by heredity bro?
potent fossil
California by birth, Norway by heredity 
nimble depot
this is america in one fucking picture for you
mental meadow
what is that monstrosity
wide chasm
Looks like a chase machine
potent fossil
It is ATM you use by vehicle aurora. Because too fat to walk.
nimble depot
It's a fucking ATM but to be used without the user having to get out of their car
meager tusk
That's so fucking convenient
golden gust
Okay
meager tusk
You're all stupid
Can you not imagine having to get money quickly?
That's an amazing invention
golden gust
I thought it was just like dench for the sake of like, tryna protect people stealing it
wide chasm
I haven't used an ATM in years
golden gust
But, holy fucking shit
meager tusk
I haven't used an ATM in years
Westerner life.
potent fossil
Mega ATM.
golden gust
I thought that like, drive through shops where lazy enough
nimble depot
Are you that fucking lazy to lazy to walk 10 meters to a fucking teller machine?
Like, holy shit man, roger me sideways and don't forget the apple sauce, THIS IS BAD
wide chasm
Westerner life.
Plastic card go brrr
potent fossil
Texas has convenience stores you drive your car inside and tell the attendant what snacks you want and they give it to you.
meager tusk
Plastic card go brrr
All your money is in worthless plastic.
potent fossil
Ask @void void
meager tusk
My money is in Bronze coins.
Which I can melt and make swords out of.
For the next invasion of Serbia.
golden gust
Yea, just gonna go to the drive through ATM, pop through the drive through grocery store, and pop through maccyd' drive through
meager tusk
NEXT YEAR IN NISH!
nimble depot
When I first saw a ATM like this on internet I was like: what the actual fuck
golden gust
We actually have one in Liverpool too, simp
wide chasm
Bro, I can trade my plastic money for chocolate money
golden gust
I didn't even know that that was a thing in the UK
potent fossil
I've never been to such a monstrosity
golden gust
LLike, I've seen them in movies and shit, but, damn
potent fossil
But I would try it
meager tusk
Bro, I can trade my plastic money for chocolate money
Bro.
golden gust
I like being able to grab stuff myself and choose
nimble depot
Our teller machines look like this in Russia
wide chasm
Less killing, more eating chocolate
meager tusk
Bro.
potent fossil
I don't even know what I'd ask for them to get me, I would feel pressured
meager tusk
We are not killing.
We are just going to relocate them.
Non-negotiable on their part.
golden gust
I mean, we have the in store ones over here too but, in the wall ATMs are more common as they can be accessed 24/7
wide chasm
If we give them enough chocolate, we can roll them to their next home
potent fossil
"Yes bro drive thru store attendant. Here is my shopping list. Please fill my vehicle."
meager tusk
If we give them enough chocolate, we can roll them to their next home
BASED WESTERNER ETHNIC CLEANSING IDEAS?
Write this down @vale rune, WRITE THIS DOWN.
nimble depot
Our teller machines look like this in Russia
I rather have blinds installed on both sides so I can be sure that nobody can fucking see what transactions I am doing.
meager tusk
Bro?
nimble depot
In Russia you have bank branches that are open 24/7 with people in them. For some fucking reason they are almost as busy at night as during the day
meager tusk
Our teller machines look like this in Russia
Most advanced Slavic invention.
nimble depot
One time I went to a branch at 4 AM to withdraw like 500 roubles to buy booze. had to wait for a good 20 minutes just to withdraw like 50 euro worth of currency
meager tusk
Bro.
spare venture
wdym
meager tusk
Do you want us to lose our support?
spare venture
oh
meager tusk
https://github.com/PaperMC/papermc.io/pull/125
Bro..?
potent fossil
What Bro
meager tusk
I have fifteen kids.
spare venture
i don’t think people harass them too much until they start trying to argue and justify their piracy
meager tusk
None of them have Minecraft accounts.
They all run a PAPER server.
This is mean to them bro.
spare venture
so as long as that’s under control it’ll be fine
spare venture
they have minecraft man. just not minecraft premium
meager tusk
(Full Version) (No Survey)
Well now it's just falling under don't be a jerk
meager tusk
Bro...
How will they feed themselves.
They have to add Balkan guns by tomorrow.
Or else they will be disowned by their nation.
nimble depot
I am just going to make comments in the github and do nothing else
If you can afford a computer to play a block game and to donate to shitty summer-hosted servers then you cna probably afford to buy the game
meager tusk
Gonna fuck them up.
Does it actually do that.
Looks like I'm gonna be using pirated Minecraft, then.
ashen cliff
Fact.
nimble depot
Oh god please no
half hawk
petition for discord to allow longer nicks so i can /nick angry developer tired of customer support
plucky sparrow
proof?
nimble depot
the stage microphone is free, go ahead
potent fossil
Oh god please no
you're bad, the link loads for me 
minor badge
its just a tonne of boxes
potent fossil
Good lord.
nimble depot
Oh fuck off
native wolf
Looks like I'm gonna be using pirated Minecraft, then.
Ah yes, the Balkan way
potent fossil
Oh fuck off
native wolf
kinda sus
nimble depot
anyway here http://web.archive.org/web/20211116180202/https://twitter.com/bobicr...
Like, you get is as a bonus ANYWAY so there is no fucking excuse.
potent fossil
I'm confused tf this is about
nimble depot
My hunderd or so minecraft licenses paid for themselves already (because 2b2t)
potent fossil
What is the context for this discussion with kenny
void void
тестирање
nimble depot
potent fossil
oh of course
plucky sparrow
void void
W
nimble depot
All of Russian servers are running offline mode and guess what, when I make them display legal stuff instead of joining users the admins get so mad at me
I am doing a community service
void void
owo
nimble depot
<:nokotlin:531226595952820224>
just write raw bytecode with a pen
void void
plucky sparrow
just write raw bytecode with a pen
Sounds fun
native wolf
Bošnjak lol
nimble depot
Sounds fun
or be like me and naomi and make a server in V
native wolf
idemo braćo (mods don't hurt me for speaking other langs pls)
wide chasm
JVM bytecode isn't that hard, I don't see the issue
nimble depot
I am the project lead, Naomi is our developer.
nimble depot
more like developer abuse
I am still baffled by the fact that an american can bank, do shopping, get a COVID test, go to the movies and visit the maccas without getting out of their fucking car.
potent fossil
Bro. Why walk
meager tusk
Bošnjak lol
BRO.
native wolf
BRO
meager tusk
You are our BROTHERS bro.
plucky sparrow
honestly car cities suck
meager tusk
KOSOVO ❤️ BOSNIA.
plucky sparrow
Not sure if it’s the right name but u get what I mean
native wolf
❤️
nimble depot
Bro. Why walk
It's good for you
fossil patio
I am still baffled by the fact that an american can bank, do shopping, get a COV...
tbf the covid test one is good
mental meadow
okay but have you ever been into a car cinema thingy that is kinda fun
meager tusk
honestly car cities suck
I think the coolest thing would be if every road was just public transport.
mental meadow
also I hope I can get a drive in covid test soon as well lol
meager tusk
Road accidents would drop to practically 0.
potent fossil
I get out of bed, get into wheelchair. Roll wheelchair to car. Use car wheelchair ramp to get into car. Sit in car. Use hand levers to press gas and brake pedal. Go to McDonalds. Drive home. Use wheelchair ramp to drive back inside. Get into living room recliner. Repeat every day.
nimble depot
At least it's not like some discord mods who never even stand up and weigh in at 300 pounds
meager tusk
I get out of bed, get into wheelchair. Roll wheelchair to car. Use car wheelchai...
"This is life."
plucky sparrow
At least it's not like some discord mods who never even stand up and weigh in at...
I can think of a feline like that
wide chasm
At least it's not like some discord mods who never even stand up and weigh in at...
Bro, don't insult me like that! /s
wispy blade
still ~51kg B)
nimble depot
My cat could never even get off that one high shelf
nimble depot
I get out of bed, get into wheelchair. Roll wheelchair to car. Use car wheelchai...
I am going to fucking read it in an american accent on a yt video
potent fossil
I am going to fucking read it in an american accent on a yt video
Do it.
My dad actually had those hand levers because he got his legs amputated. I had no idea they existed until I saw them in use
meager tusk
Bro.
plucky sparrow
And I do need help
meager tusk
To go to school I cross this road, right.
nimble depot
VC time?
meager tusk
And there's this dog who barked at me every day straight for two weeks initially.
Now we're best friends.
Average dominance shown.
nimble depot
lemme boot my main workstation and get my Neumann microphone set up
native wolf
Nah bro idriz just invented telepathy
native wolf
lmao
void void
nuk kam zgjedhje
wispy blade
@magic mesa we're chillin in monkegame
mossy vessel
Please keep the text channels in English
native wolf
bros we got nuked
magic mesa
<@!313378335973441546> we're chillin in monkegame
Meant paper vc for hell of it
meager tusk
Please keep the text channels in English
Bro.
Once upon a time they tried to keep us from speaking Albanian in schools.
Do you know what happened?
native wolf
Yeah, i knew it
golden gust
It's not censorship, it's teaching y'all the correct language
nimble depot
I'll come on, is <@338608021791965204> joining too?
I said I need to retrieve my dog
void void
native wolf
It's not censorship, it's teaching y'all the correct language
We are already speaking the correct languages lol
nimble depot
My dog is a bloody vandal. Well behaved at home, totally misbehaved when left alone outside the house
meager tusk
We are already speaking the correct languages lol
Bro.
golden gust
SPEAK AMERICAN!
void void
albanians
meager tusk
Since when is the most BASED bosnian in here?!
half hawk
SPEAK AMERICAN!
buenos dia
meager tusk
albanians <:kekw:674093681963302933>
You got something with us?
native wolf
A long time ago lol
golden gust
void void
who knows
nimble depot
SPEAK AMERICAN!
You bai a liquor, you get a free guuuuhn. Texas shtate law
mental meadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ3QhC2yDIo
that is like WE CAN'T TEACH KIDS ARABIC NUMBERS THEY WILL BECOME TERRORISTS
void void
:(
golden gust
Rubber dingy rapids bro
nimble depot
Heah let's just make our own numbers just as shit and caveman as the imperial system
nimble depot
At least some aspects convert to binary perfectly
mental meadow
yeah 0 in imperial is also 0 in binary!!!!
nimble depot
yeah 0 in imperial is also 0 in binary!!!!
Don't start this onez it's going to grow into a shitshow
There is someone here who will argue over that (in fact, I can name two people)
potent fossil
I am officially going to cut the dookey 👏 with the other languages 😫 we dont! need them!!! 🥺
golden gust
time isn't linear
meager tusk
A LEN A KFFEN.
granite axle
60s 60m 24h etc
void void
Unë nuk e kuptoj shumë mirë shqip, kështu që nuk e kuptoj pyetjen tuaj
mental meadow
I'm surprised there isn't an imperial way of measuring time
I'm sorry did you just say MMDDYYYY?
mossy vessel
!kick 892852765875900486 Keep the text channels in English
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Kicked rosa_xo#7331 (Keep the text channels in English) [2 total infractions] -- NotMyFault#3732.
plucky sparrow
LOL
magic mesa
Imma create it like how americans do MM/DD/YYYY with mm:ss:hh
plucky sparrow
void void
I'm sorry did you just say MMDDYYYY?
That's not a way of measuring it
golden gust
nou
potent fossil
Mfw everyone else doing it, rosa chimes in, NMF mod attack mode activate
native wolf
unix time best time indeed
plucky sparrow
That's not a way of measuring it
They can measure it in cheeseburgers (1 cheeseburger = time it takes to eat a cheeseburger)
mental meadow
Mfw everyone else doing it, rosa chimes in, NMF mod attack mode activate
nmf misogynistic is what you're saying
meager tusk
I mean, leap years make sense
Yeah but you have to like skip one every 130 years.
potent fossil
😳
golden gust
that leap year just pulls back and keeps stuff in line with stuff
void void
They can measure it in cheeseburgers (1 cheeseburger = time it takes to eat a ch...
1 breath = 4.294 sec
1 cheeseburger = 194.23 breaths
mild rune
leap seconds hurt my head
plucky sparrow
1 breath = 4.294 sec
1 cheeseburger = 194.23 breaths
Seems perfect.
mild rune
1 breath = 4.294 sec
1 cheeseburger = 194.23 breaths
Is that how many breaths it takes away?
plucky sparrow
LOL
meager tusk
We have to be thankful for time library maintainers.
That shit's so complex and annoying.
mild rune
Time Scott has an amazing rant on timezones and coding
void void
was about to link it
meager tusk
They deserve to be millionaires.
void void
golden gust
time scott
golden gust
to be fair, we made it hard on ourselves
native wolf
yes, absolutely
wide chasm
I actually found out yesterday that his full name is Thomas Scott
golden gust
rather than saying that shit should be encoded properly, we started to have like, every dev doing their own shit more or less
potent fossil
native wolf
westerners smh
golden gust
w t f
frank otter
how big is a ibuprofen
golden gust
mental meadow
not that big
void void
Americans.
https://twitter.com/appleinsider/status/1462476496585609216
insert link to american idiot here
potent fossil
Separately, she has also revealed in a separate video that the swallowed AirPod was still connected to her iPhone while she was making a call.
golden gust
It's like, average tablet size for most
potent fossil
wide chasm
H-how do you manage to mistake those?
mental meadow
okay but to be fair that can happen
native wolf
12.4mm
frank otter
oh that's not that big
potent fossil
Consequently, a voice memo she sent a friend included gurgling sounds recorded in her stomach.
golden gust
SPIT IT OUT NOW! I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING!
mental meadow
Like I remember as a kid I was playing with snails outside and had a snail in one hand and a brezel in the other hand...
potent fossil
Oh no.
golden gust
bahahahahaaaa
mental meadow
the brezel did not taste good
void void
how do you manage to confuse these two
mental meadow
because you don't look
plucky sparrow
Id vomit my entire soul
frank otter
I've never had a two hands mixup but my sister when she was small had a lollypop in one and a paintbrush in the other
meager tusk
I mean, look.
From what I've seen Americans doing, you guys pour like 3-4 pills and then just chug them all at once.
Sometimes without water at all.
You guys deserve what you're getting.
magic mesa
I mean if the airpod is loud enough you would hear whenever you get a text right 
nimble depot
Americans.
https://twitter.com/appleinsider/status/1462476496585609216
We need a channel dedicated to trolling the US
native wolf
You guys deserve what you're getting. <:kekwhyper:674093681904713729>
fact bro
here, we drink a cup of water for every pill
mild rune
how did they eat a whole ass airpod and not think something isn't right???
potent fossil
mild rune
I take 2 airpods before bed every night to keep my health good :)
cheaper than a hospital visit 
left swift
whats the base like
wide chasm
An airpod a day keeps the doctor away
potent fossil
Just watched her tiktok video, apparently the OG vid was taken down 2 or 3 times because she had drug paraphernalia shown in the background. So the answer is she was high as shit and ate her airpod and then decided to make a PSA about it because, "she was not the first and will not be the last."
God damn stoners.
meager tusk
here, we drink a cup of water for every pill
SAME, ACTUALLY.
nimble depot
whats the base like
There is a subwoofer that you insert up your ahem[REDACTED]
left swift
😳
golden gust
yea, those bloody god damned stoners
potent fossil
Hey cat let's meet up and take some dabs, then try not to swallow our airpods Bro.
nimble depot
The more I see of internet the more I agree with Kim Jon Un
golden gust
👍
native wolf
that never gets old
mental meadow
why is the API of litebans so bs
void void
Ikr
mild rune
have you tried eating it?
mental meadow
void void
"Want to ban someone? Just run the ban command in the console"
nimble depot
Because paid plugins are stupid
mental meadow
Bukkit.dispatchCommand(Bukkit.getConsoleSender(), "ban Player123");
what the actual fuck
meager tusk
Is there any better alternative to Litebans
void void
B)
mental meadow
why is that plugin so widely used
potent fossil
wtf
void void
why thank you
potent fossil
welcome back @void void
potent fossil
meager tusk
why thank you
Average Albanian being persecuted for their language.
golden gust
LB is pretty new
void void
Liberty 🏈 🔫 🇺🇸 😎
potent fossil
@mental meadow scroll to the bottom of that
to get a player by their uuid you literally get LiteBan's own DB and manually execute query
void void
There is no need for an API
and other fun jokes you can tell yourself
wide chasm
Why was it called libertybans, now both abbreviate to LB
mental meadow
OH GOD
nimble depot
Time to write a load of shovelware plugins and put them on papermc. Soon I can build my house out of a solid block of gold
mental meadow
OH NO
golden gust
MUUUURICAAA, FUCK YEA
mental meadow
WHY
potent fossil
wtf lmaoooo
native wolf
**There is no need for an API**
and other fun jokes you can tell yourself
this is some md_5 level stuff right here
golden gust
LB is easily solvable
void void
golden gust
LB = Lite Bans
potent fossil
albanian people speak albanian: sleep
*woman* speak albanian: kick
Sue NMF.
golden gust
FB = Libertybans
nimble depot
Time to make PatrioticBans with the slogan: In god we trust.
mental meadow
NMF is german
native wolf
KGBBans
mental meadow
so arguably worse
waxen panther
god nmf is so hot
void void
yikes
potent fossil
Learn German and sue NMF in Germany.
limber knotBOT
waxen panther
void void
this is some md_5 level stuff right here
even worse
nimble depot
FREEDOM BANS BRO
PATRIOT BANS
'MURICA
meager tusk
albanian people speak albanian: sleep
*woman* speak albanian: kick
"Albanian people"
"woman"
Indicating Albanian men aren't men?
void void
obtain german citizenship to sue mini and nmf
mental meadow
send him a nice DM with "Fick dich nmf"
void void
albanian "people" /s
golden gust
It's simple
potent fossil
Okay honestly what in the fuck, I'm still losing my mind that LiteBans makes you execute your own DB queries on its own DB
golden gust
call him a commie
void void
french """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
golden gust
then the US gov will investigate
void void
<@!293481709687537665> scroll to the bottom of that <:kekwhyper:6740936819047137...
Who designed this "API"
golden gust
designed
nimble depot
I should make a really patriotic set of plug-ins and a Minecraft server just for thr shits and when it grows to a network make it communist
void void
I should make a really patriotic set of plug-ins and a Minecraft server just for...
wonderful
i love it
meager tusk
I had to hook into the litebans api at one point
lavish compass
someone should make a fully open source mc server
wide chasm
This is how you tell people that your plugin has features. "Yes we definitely have an API, you hook into it via performCommand."
lavish compass
infrastructure as a code all open source, plugins and services all open source
I'm talking about like a network
not like server software
nimble depot
That's not cool SaaS is the way I go
native wolf
someone should make a fully open source mc server
Minestom, Glowstone, Krypton, Cuberite and a million of others exist already
meager tusk
Oh, like an open source network?
lavish compass
that's not what i meant
native wolf
oh
void void
someone should write a fully open source mc server in R̨͘͏u͟͜͠s̸͘͜t̢́͟
meager tusk
Why would anyone do that?
native wolf
i see now
wide chasm
I believe overcast network had quite a bit open source
meager tusk
You'd just get your software stolen and someone would open a competitor
void void
I'm talking about like a network
@wispy blade 's monkegame is open source
meager tusk
wide chasm
It's also dead afaik, so...
golden gust
Naomi's code has the exact same issue as naomi
waxen panther
it’s stupid
plucky sparrow
lmao
golden gust
I wouldn't touch it with a 12 foot barge pole
wide chasm
Dyescape is still being delayed
waxen panther
Dyescape beta 2 coming 2025
nimble depot
There are a few networks which have a githib and are actually commuting to repos for the shit they use
meager tusk
STILL?
plucky sparrow
I’ve been coding this tnt tag plugin and I’m still shocked that it works
void void
until 2129
meager tusk
What are they even doing
plucky sparrow
Id rather not touch it
nimble depot
I wouldn't touch it with a 12 foot barge pole
Tou would not be able to, Naomi is locked in my basement.
wide chasm
The trick to plugin dev is that only the features people use have to work, everything else can just stay broken taps head
magic river
All of the pieces of a MC server/network are available and the defaults for things aren't too bad
golden gust
that's kidnap of a minor broder
magic river
Anything beyond what already exists is basically just asking someone to do the work for you
mental meadow
now I understand why LiteBans is called LiteBans
nimble depot
I mean, the people who reside in my basement are totally happy about it. They can leave when they want to, except there is nowhere to go
mild rune
Lite on competency 
meager tusk
now I understand why LiteBans is called **Lite**Bans
Because you want to lite yourself on fire after using it?
I know it's light.
void void
w h yyyyy
magic river
Is it the "raw SQL" method?
meager tusk
the way they name their tables really fucked me up
wide chasm
Okay, so to use litebans, you must first recreate litebans
golden gust
I mean, from what they're saying, pretty much yea
Like, i gotta use their thing to check some bans at some point
Just, urgh
meager tusk
SOLUTION:
golden gust
Well, not their thing, I gotta do shit from bungee :L
meager tusk
Does libertybans support litebans?
lavish compass
Why do more people use MariaDB over Postgres or something similar
meager tusk
Can it migrate litebans data?
void void
Why do more people use MariaDB over Postgres or something similar
easier to set up ig
golden gust
because every competent host offers a free mysql database
meager tusk
Why do more people use MariaDB over Postgres or something similar
Legacy support mostly
wide chasm
Or throw enough reflection and unsafe at the problem until the problem is gone
golden gust
as that's just what was used back in the days
lavish compass
how is mariadb easier 
lavish compass
I just run the postgres docker image with some env var
golden gust
and, once again, free databases are like, literally the norm
lavish compass
and it's up
golden gust
i just
wide chasm
Just find the methods based on parameter and return types, easy
golden gust
The moment you say "I just" as to why a community does something, you're an idiot
meager tusk
Mean.
golden gust
at the end of the day, mysql was like, the defacto proper database solution which was portable and accessible
every single host worth looking at includes a free database
mental meadow
plus it was easy
magic river
MariaDB is easier to upgrade and has easier multimaster replication
golden gust
and so, as by nature of like, what's available, any public plugin using databases without offering support for mysql is pretty much gonna fail
lavish compass
my point is like, why don't they offer other alternatives now since there are also other good alternatives too
mental meadow
because mariadb works for the most part and people are used to it
golden gust
Because cat and mouse
wide chasm
Do you really want them to do that, given their codebase?
meager tusk
my point is like, why don't they offer other alternatives now since there are al...
the real world is messy
lavish compass
I'm talking about hosts specifically
meager tusk
legacy stuff is used everywhere even in newer projects
golden gust
very few plugins care to implement against all the databases
Because theres no demand for it
magic river
MySQL/MariaDB is only better at those things because so many people use it because LAMP
lavish compass
Do people still use LAMP nowadays?
golden gust
Yes
meager tusk
Oh boy
magic river
PHP has more developers now than ever before
golden gust
For web dev, you either go JS or LAMP, or, LEMP
meager tusk
Bet you'll be flabbergasted to find out that Java EE is still alive and kicking in the enterprise world
lavish compass
E?
potent fossil
LEMP 5ever
golden gust
Nginx
lavish compass
How does E stand for Nginx
plucky sparrow
sorry I use xampp
golden gust
Engine-x
meager tusk
Enginx
magic river
How do you pronounce nginx?
potent fossil
nginx is pronounced Engine X
lavish compass
Oh yeah fair enough
meager tusk
Can anyone dumb down what JAMstack is supposed to be
void void
nginx is pronounced Engine X
I still say enn jinks
potent fossil
Me too
meager tusk
i have no fucking clue what it is
potent fossil
JAMstack. JavaScript, API, Markup
It's literally just regular website but Generation Z'd
golden gust
jamstack is basically a template/framework bs from what I've seen of it
void void
It's literally just regular website but Generation Z'd
not enough blockchain
magic river
It means you have an API and your website is just one of the users of that API
And all the website logic is client side
lavish compass
I personally do Next.js with SSG and ISR + JavaScript fetching when appropriate
wispy blade
<@!338608021791965204> 's monkegame is open source
yes
meager tusk
It's literally just regular website but Generation Z'd
fucking kidding me
golden gust
Basically, no
void void
needs more web3 blockchain and nfts
golden gust
I mean, looking at their ref that's pretty much it
void void
to be fully genz
lavish compass
But have you HEARD of MEANSTACK?
lavish compass
to be fully genz
adding gunjs to my site 
potent fossil
People don't like that that it literally what JAMStack is. It must be more complex, so they will say the same thing with more complex words.
wispy blade
adding gunjs to my site <a:CatNod:852779975383580693>
three.js*
magic river
It's basically a new way of saying web 2.0
golden gust
Gotta render the header one way or another
magic river
Except I think the API being available for other people is somewhat explicit
Or maybe it isn't even your API
native wolf
i hate where web dev is going stop
at least a 1000 new js frameworks were made while you were typing that lol
meager tusk
at least a 1000 new js frameworks were made while you were typing that lol
and 20,000 more used by hippie web devs died out
potent fossil
"jQuery will never die."
lavish compass
You hate to see people using jQuery AND React at the same time
potent fossil
Oh no.
lavish compass
For some reasons, a lot of websites do
magic river
...yeah, like the main project at work
Not my main project right now but the thing most of us work on
meager tusk
For some reasons, a lot of websites do
Legacy.
My school's grading website migrated to react.
They still have jquery stuff left
spare venture
people actually pronounce it engine x? i get that it’s the correct pronunciation, but i’m still gonna call it n jinx
golden gust
school
potent fossil
Vue project that loads React for a single component because it was not available for Vue and there was no developer hours available to create something similar and other options were not satisfactory and that React component uses jQuery internally for animations.
golden gust
I mean, shit like thats often whatever the county is buying from some other company more or less
lavish compass
Last time my school tried to make a website, the load time was >5s and was not even responsive
golden gust
Like, no doubt it's just some firm which hires a lot of grads and shit and like, modern stack for modern peeps
potent fossil
Don't worry. it will be out of date tomorrow.
meager tusk
Probably because I found a lot of vulnerabilities and started emailing them about it.
Like, you could send any user's id with a request and it would be validated as that user.
As long as you had any token.
lavish compass
Fucking with schools stuff is so fun tbh
mild rune
My highschool gave us remote terminals we could use, they had network wide superadmin. I could casually just login to their student records DB without any credentials
lavish compass
Has anyone here heard of "Blocksi"?
meager tusk
My school's IT staff is cool
potent fossil
Server: yes that is valid token
Server: so you say you are user id 1 and you are root admin?
Server: hmmmm........ok!
void void
"school IT staff" get back to work, there's coal to be mined
meager tusk
Not gonna dox myself you shithead.
Bro.
We have IT staff.
And by that I mean two retired IT teachers who outsource the work.
native wolf
My school has two IT teachers who are also web developers and they made the school webpage
void void
redacted
potent fossil
In Balkan IT does not mean Information Technology, IT means Incinerator Technician.
native wolf
They are using an old version of jQuery on top of that
void void
fact
native wolf
In Balkan IT does not mean Information Technology, IT means Incinerator Technici...
fact bro
void void
papermc slowly making me into an eastern european
potent fossil
Yes.
lavish compass
But! does your student monitoring software have XSS™ built-in?
potent fossil
He just broke his own rule Bro. Get the flamethrower.
void void
bro.
native wolf
He just broke his own rule Bro. Get the flamethrower.
no i didn't bro :)
magic mesa
@wispy blade I was still talking and didn't realise you left
meager tusk
There once was a Drenicak...
potent fossil
IRC will prove it, bro.
wispy blade
<@!338608021791965204> I was still talking and didn't realise you left <:pepeLau...
lmao bro
potent fossil
Who even uses that bro?
Not me bro. But Korobi does. https://korobi.vq.lc/network/esper/channel/paper/logs/#L2545
Fact!
void void
bro fact!
magic mesa
lmao bro
It's fine I took a mental note of what I said and we all know how good I can remember things 👍
wispy blade
just write it down
meager tusk
Not me bro. But Korobi does. https://korobi.vq.lc/network/esper/channel/paper/lo...
Hi, are you offering your messaging services to users within the European Union?
potent fossil
Of course bro.
meager tusk
Bro.
void void
Fact!
meager tusk
Then I assume you know about GDPR bro.
native wolf
Well now that you said it they might add it bro
potent fossil
Try and enforce it bro.
native wolf
nor does it apply in Bosnia lol
meager tusk
Try and enforce it bro.
Did you just strongman a balkaner, norway diaspora?
You're made of fragile wool strings.
potent fossil
Yes bro.
meager tusk
I'll break your bones with my finger.
magic mesa
I'll look at the code when you have time just lmk @wispy blade
potent fossil
I have no fingers bro.
wispy blade
mk ethan
meager tusk
I have no fingers bro.
...bro?
potent fossil
I type with my nose bro.
meager tusk
WHAT'S YOUR WPM, BRO?!
void void
i type with my toes bro.
potent fossil
Over 9000. Fact.
potent fossil
Ok bros. I will now proceed to purchase a COVID Rapid Antigen Test. Wish me luck on negative result bro.
void void
best of luck bro.
native wolf
best of luck bro.
meager tusk
best of luck bro.
wispy blade
best of luck bro.