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plucky sparrow
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on iOS?

toxic bone
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🀬

vernal moth
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no, that would be sideloading, thats literally evil

golden gust
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sideloading == piracy!!!

plucky sparrow
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I refuse to watch youtube on my pc

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I bought this damn awful ipad mini for something

potent panther
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I refuse to have Mark Zuckerberg rule our world

vernal moth
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and thats why I own an android tablet

knotty oasis
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I own android so I can watch ads

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scan a qr code? Ads

golden gust
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scratch balls? ADS!

plucky sparrow
mental meadow
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!kick @wooden flame troll in voice

thorny flickerBOT
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:raised_hands: Kicked xxxtentancio#1000 (troll in voice) [1 total infraction] -- aurora#4484.

vernal moth
knotty oasis
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I have some 2016 android phone and I couldnt find it anywhere

vernal moth
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just open the camera, lol

knotty oasis
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nope its not in there

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I assumed it would be there too

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seemed like a basic thing but nope

vernal moth
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I literally just open the camera

plucky sparrow
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usually pointing your phone at a qr code while on the camera app will read the code

potent panther
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using youtube api to see dislikes

knotty oasis
vernal moth
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but maybe thats a pixel feature

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I always mistake pixel features for android features

plucky sparrow
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it was on my s9+ too

knotty oasis
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nope nothing happens

mossy vessel
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The days of barcode reader apps are gone

vernal moth
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cause the last time I used a non google phone was the one plus 1, lmao

plucky sparrow
knotty oasis
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no popup or highlight or anything

plucky sparrow
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i'd say all phones nowadays have this feature built in

knotty oasis
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it does show a circle around faces tho

left swift
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cat

mossy vessel
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Dang that has buttons

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Must be last gen tech

knotty oasis
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but I like tactiles

golden gust
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buttons?

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legacy device

mossy vessel
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And that has only one camera

plucky sparrow
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laughs in iPhone SE (2020)

knotty oasis
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has a front facing cam too

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but yeah back one isnt some multidepth thing

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pic quality is at least better than my shit digital camera from 2010

stiff wadi
knotty oasis
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fine for me, maybe its local

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just downloaded some wifi driver no prob

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or try wiping cache

stiff wadi
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ctrl+f5 does nothing

knotty oasis
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hm theres also some ways to delete cache in ctrl+shift+c depending on browser

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fixed some stuff in a pinch for me

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for ex

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then refresh

worn ember
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why does windows make it so notorious to do trivial tasks like making backups... i literally need to use the W7 tool to take a system copy cuz the W10 one does fuck all but sync documents and if i ever click "more options" i just get an empty window with bugged buttons kek

merry talon
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That's both a pixel feature and a samsung one pretty sure lol

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just separately for some reason

vestal jasper
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@twin lagoon uwu

twin lagoon
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uwu

vestal jasper
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Mfw it won't render for me

warm anchor
waxen panther
void void
jovial plover
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how can i make my server epic

twin lagoon
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@untold meadow BEST keieeriarnaranran

void void
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hi

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what is velocity

wispy blade
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@untold meadow best zzzzzzzzzzzek

untold meadow
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@twin lagoon UWU uwu PixelHeart

vernal moth
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I forgot how cool hangar is

twin lagoon
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release wen

whole prawn
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ip address leak

vernal moth
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porting it to cockroachdb right now michael

untold meadow
wispy blade
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i know πŸ˜”

golden gust
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oh god my eyes

warm anchor
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For every beer mini drinks hangar will be delayed for a week

golden gust
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I read that as cockrock :L

wispy blade
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cat, what is wrong with you

void void
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naiowomi

golden gust
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one eye is blury af, the other is... er... well, my typical eyes

warm anchor
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Leimyr ??

rough zinc
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Purpur should also merge with paper

twin lagoon
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no

silver nexus
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No

twin lagoon
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purpur should be a plugin

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nothing more

little frost
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also best @untold meadow UwU

void void
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ᡘ ʷ ᡘ

wispy blade
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@little frost BEST EMILIA

warm anchor
minor badge
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@twin lagoon hello!!!!

twin lagoon
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hello!!!

untold meadow
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@little frost best webui dev!!!!

void void
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u3u

jovial plover
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h

silver nexus
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h

little frost
golden gust
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I suggest not asking questions you won't like the answer to

warm anchor
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rymiel is web dev??

wet smelt
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webui dev πŸ™ƒ

untold meadow
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just one of your many talents smh

little frost
vernal moth
rough zinc
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_

left swift
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who's purpur

vernal moth
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where's purpur

rough zinc
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why is purpur

vernal moth
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thats the real question

twin lagoon
hexed dragon
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What is the fake question?

waxen panther
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Who is purpur

void void
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how is purpur

potent panther
silver nexus
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There is purpur?

fossil patio
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who is michael

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what is michael

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WHERE IS MICHAEL

twin lagoon
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@fossil patio pepelove

little frost
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there is no Micheal, only uwu

twin lagoon
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and send void in ATL merch

fossil patio
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ok

toxic bone
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hello

wispy blade
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just watched the OVA, i'm stoked

toxic bone
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Ok!

nimble depot
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here is naomi's rapidly diminishing sanity

left swift
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so uh

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s&box pretty cool

worn ember
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lmao

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git gud

nimble depot
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I am working on a game that is like gmod but ue4. Basically a sandbox that is a editor at the same time

little quail
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When minecraft 1.18 release how much time will it take to release paper in 1.18?

crystal lilyBOT
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__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

nimble depot
fossil patio
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there's no effort going into updating the paper repo to 1.18 yet as spigot hasn't released anything, so contributing to the paper repo will not change the estimate

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but afaik helping test pr's is always helpful to the team πŸ‘€

vernal moth
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Absolutely

pastel reef
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How rare is this?

left swift
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yes

plucky sparrow
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me

wide chasm
# pastel reef How rare is this?

If I understand the wiki correctly that'd be a 1.5% chance. (Actually slightly higher, since an item may have multiple enchantments, but that becomes quite time-consuming to calculate.)

toxic bone
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.mario

true canyon
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I should have seen this coming

limber knotBOT
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lol

fossil patio
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WINDOWS

true canyon
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Good eyesight, Paul.

twin lagoon
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@untold meadow BEST kierarnarnararnaran

untold meadow
olive marlin
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@ashen cliff bro! They sell Balkan's yogurt here!

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Is that you Bro?

worn crest
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whyyy that smiley mouth thing πŸ˜„

crystal lilyBOT
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__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

plucky sparrow
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Paper bedrock when

quick pasture
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./eta

worn ember
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hangar wen

quick pasture
fossil patio
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frank send doggo pic wen

meager tusk
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Bros.

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I think I am in love with JDBI.

worn ember
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Ok

twin lagoon
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@minor badge pleataco

minor badge
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@twin lagoon hey hot stuff

twin lagoon
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uwu

cosmic raft
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glad my bot has not died yet

charred sleet
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kill it

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@crystal lily die

void void
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Why did you remove the goblin feeding :(

little frost
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goblins got full πŸ˜”

warm anchor
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It’s good people would thought it’s goblin from goblin slayer

potent fossil
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why do people ask that shit, i dont get it. mojang hasn't even released shit yet, what gives their neurons the excitement to go ask paper for an eta kekwhyper wtf

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go spam dinnerbone for eta yee_fuckin_haw

cosmic raft
left swift
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simple has direct contact with mojang DM him for eta

potent fossil
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.kill nomanasendhelp

limber knotBOT
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beheads nomanasendhelp with a polished axe and uses their head to play tennis.

silver nexus
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.kill Roosterseatyou

limber knotBOT
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glares at Roosterseatyou until they die of boredom.

silver nexus
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This is a dumb question but where (if i can i dont remember) can i get the pre-release/snapshot server jars from mojang?

nimble depot
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ah yes, paper general. A great place to dump your code / screenshots and get instant feedback. What a time to be alive

potent fossil
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wot

nimble depot
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just looking through screenshots of github people post here

severe vapor
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can anyone help me on config ovh firewall, i read some post on the internet and it said just open the port of bungee :"/// but my server still be attacked

potent fossil
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@warm anchor firewall guide wen

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not sure what "attacked" is referring to in this context. are you being ddosed? botted? what kind of attack

if ddosed then you can't do a whole heck of a lot besides maybe get tcpshield set up. make sure your firewall is actually properly set up, that is: your paper servers only accept connections from bungee, and bungee only accepts 25565/tcp from the internet (as well as your actually box accepting 22/tcp for ssh

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botting, try an anti-bot plugin and so on

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setup steps vary widely so we can't really guide you step by step (at least, i don't want to, because it sounds like wasting a good few hours that i want to do other things with. sorry)

severe vapor
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they use both ddos attack and joinbot

potent fossil
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tcpshield and anti bot plugins i guess

severe vapor
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i don't open port of spigot server (just open bungee port) so do i need to setting my spigot server only accept 25565

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i just read a post said we should drop framgmented packet and established ,is that true

warm anchor
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Just put yourself behind cloud flare weebravemove

severe vapor
warm anchor
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Oh for MC you may want to look into TCPshield

severe vapor
potent fossil
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.g site:spigotmc.org anti-bot plugin bungee

limber knotBOT
warm anchor
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I’ve nerve had bot issue so I don’t know what a good one

potent fossil
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neither, that was just a google search

severe vapor
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oh ok thank you guys

potent fossil
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has decent reviews shrug

warm anchor
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You can just run a grey list server

potent fossil
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im gonna grey list you

potent fossil
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wow who knew actually getting the correct coffee:water ratio for french press makes it 6000000% better

warm anchor
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(your average kcup enjoyer)

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here

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I just drink that PepeLa

potent fossil
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bad

silver nexus
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I dislike coffee

potent fossil
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worst

silver nexus
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I just drink 5-6 dr peppers a day

potent fossil
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that's disgusting

silver nexus
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Healthy*

potent fossil
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ah yes 200-240g of sugar a day

silver nexus
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Diet

potent fossil
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are you actually going to justify it like that lol

silver nexus
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No

potent fossil
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it's still artificial sweeteners

silver nexus
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Yeah

potent fossil
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people really get fooled by that

silver nexus
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I just don’t like coffee

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Tea is good but I get tired of it after a bit

potent fossil
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More for me

silver nexus
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My friends drink like 2-3 monsters a day

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All in the morning usually

potent fossil
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Pretty dumb

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I drank 3 bang energy drinks and had a heart attack

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even said it here, was a fun time

silver nexus
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Wow

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Yeah energy drinks are banned in my house

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Grandpa on my dads side was the first one to live past the age of 60, but barely by the ways of modern medicine

potent fossil
crystal compass
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Oof, how to unfuck an economy where half the population has tons of money, and new players are stuck poor, because they weren't there to abuse the things that were fixed..

potent fossil
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Great question. That's a problem even in the real world.

true canyon
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Progressive taxation. Ez pz.

mental meadow
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Remove a percentage from all accounts, or massively increase inflation by just setting the amount of money you start with higher and make everything more expensive

floral mesa
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I hear overthrowing the staff is another option, doubt it will get anywhere

spare venture
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  1. take their money for abusing mechanics
  2. don't let it happen in the first place
  3. if you let it happen, don't let it get so bad that half the server abuses it, fix it faster
  4. reset all balances πŸ˜„
true canyon
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Increasing costs for items in the shop based on playtime.

warm anchor
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Delete server

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rebrand

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relaunch

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Leaf I will find your house and throw away your fursuit gunrie

void void
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rust is the most sadistic language i dont think i can do this

golden gust
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i queued up a bunch of YT vids to watch, and put my PC to sleep; Thing wouldn't connect to the internet when i woke up this "morning", rebooted the router as it was being weird yesterday too, after an hour or two, discord is now in this weird state where network stuff is like, there, but not; i.e. channels take a good time to load, attachments just aren't showing but in vivaldi, which has worked through this for the most part

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thanks apple for the amazing network stack \o/

limber knotBOT
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(That took 18 seconds to actually send from discord and be bounced to discord and then hit IRC) Woooo...

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IRC appears to be fine now that it connected after like 2 hours of sitting there

warm anchor
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wtf zcat OMEGALUL

limber knotBOT
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i really need to reboot to fix this

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But, I refuse to lose my YT queue

warm anchor
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post it here

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your entire queue OMEGALUL

limber knotBOT
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I can't do that for the sake of my reputation

vestal jasper
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we know you listen to swift

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pings cat

limber knotBOT
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I shall shit on your rug as I gaze so deep into your eyes that I see the very dark spots of your soul

warm anchor
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hahahhaaahaha

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finish your YT watching thing and see how much more it can degrade

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the network that is

vestal jasper
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you think my cats haven't done that once or twice?

limber knotBOT
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browser is fine, IRC took 2 hours before it would attempt to actually connect but has done so and is now working perfectly

vestal jasper
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sorely mistaken, cat

limber knotBOT
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Oh, cats, dogs...

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It's like they know as they do it

warm anchor
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(totally not a click bait)

warm anchor
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He was reacting with weebNUKE notlikerie

toxic bone
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Oh ok

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@leaf

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I hope your fursuit gets thrown away

crystal compass
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Well thanks for the suggestions actually yall

nimble depot
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Wasted 2 hours. I hate BEAM and I love Kubernetes

potent fossil
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TIL the mods of r/TIL are actually useless

ivory kite
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If 0 degrees celsius is 32 degrees farenheit

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does that mean 0 degrees celsius + 0 desgrees celsius = 64 degrees farenheit?

potent fossil
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...?

silver nexus
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...

nimble depot
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I acknowledge that I over-engineered something that can be done by a simple shell script. But hey, shell scripts don't scale like Elixir and Cassandra do

potent fossil
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can't tell if that olaf dude was trolling or not

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he really thought he did somethin there

ivory kite
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lol

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it's count olaf to you

ivory kite
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...

void void
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rustlang is actually not as horrific as i originally thought

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or maybe learning it is just turning me into a masochist

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idk

potent fossil
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you already were a masochist

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you talk in papermc

void void
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so true

silver nexus
potent fossil
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I committed a crime

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When I submitted a link on r/TIL, the link did not mention one of the words I used in the title

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I editorialized the entire article. I tried to sway public opinion.

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How dare I

limber knotBOT
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literally the worse

chrome cosmos
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another irc backwards evolver

limber knotBOT
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Well, my OSes network went janky and IRC is one of the few things working until I reboot, and, I got stuff am tryna watch before I can do that

ashen cliff
whole prawn
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reminder to defragment your ssd’s for better performance

toxic bone
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i defragmented my house

whole prawn
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good

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defragment everything. No more fragmentation.

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keep all close

ashen cliff
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Things that exist, but don't actually exist: Java for MIPS.

untold copper
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i started playing halo infinite

olive marlin
ashen cliff
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🐐 πŸ₯›

untold copper
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Yes

potent fossil
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this squid game is weird as hell fellas

quasi valley
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Thank you for providing premium Balkan Via support, kin omegalul

ivory kite
potent fossil
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yes

void void
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Which episode are you on?

potent fossil
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4

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spoiler i warned you, if you click and see something you dont want to its your fault ||they're killing each other in the dorm right now||

vernal moth
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have you already figured out how it works?

potent fossil
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wdym

vernal moth
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who the boss is

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I think I realized early, not sure if that early

potent fossil
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oh, no i just know he's got some dumbass mask

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guess we'll see

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oh wait ThinkEyes

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i may know eyess

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based on how that ended wtfstare

vernal moth
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sorry if I said too much, lol

twin lagoon
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pimple pleataco

vernal moth
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but I found it so predictable and didn't understand the hype at all

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plus the voice acting was horrible

potent fossil
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well now it's kinda obvious

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im watching it in korean so idk the voices are fine

potent fossil
void void
potent fossil
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or the german dub kekwhyper

wispy blade
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dubs are always terrible

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but with animated shows you can get away with it not matching the facial

potent fossil
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any time i watch a foreign language movie i always watch it in the original language

olive marlin
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I always watch English with English subtitles (in case I can't catch a word).

void void
potent fossil
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lmao yea it's trash

marble lark
vernal moth
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and sorry, I don't speak korean

potent fossil
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i dont speak korean either

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im watching it with subtitles

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lmao

wispy blade
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dutch dubs are the same 5 voice actors

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always

vernal moth
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reading subtitles destroys the whole experience of any movie or series

potent fossil
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i disagree

golden gust
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casual

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peasant

potent fossil
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i watch a fuckload of bollywood, subtitles are fine. any dubs ruin the entire experience

vernal moth
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its impossible to be immersed the same way a movie with understandable voice lines would be

potent fossil
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well, agree to disagree. i find dubs ruin the experience

olive marlin
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I agree with simple.

potent fossil
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you miss the emotion and in a lot of cases what they're actually saying

vernal moth
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well, bollywood isn't known for the great cineastic experience in the first place, lmao

twin lagoon
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dubs are trash

elfin steppe
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i dont like dubs

golden gust
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depends on the quality of the dubs

olive marlin
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I got to the point I don't notice subtitles.

potent fossil
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some bollywood movies are utterly fantastic

golden gust
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Like, I prefer subs because general raw experience, and am with prof, it's like, automatic for me

potent fossil
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the three idiots is a must watch before you die, but do it with dubs and you'll hate it

golden gust
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But, I often enable subs just cos am having a bad brain day

olive marlin
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I read them without having to focus on them.

potent fossil
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the movie PK is amazing

golden gust
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But, damn have I seen some dubs which back when I first tried them the dub just made people seem creepy

potent fossil
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yea idk, maybe it takes practice or smth but when i watch foreign lang stuff with subtitles, i dont even focus on them. i just sorta quickly scan it and im done

plucky sparrow
wispy blade
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usually the dubbed audio doesn't sound like they're in the same room stuff is happening in which irks me the most

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you can't hear yelling reflecting off the walls, it sounds dull

potent fossil
wispy blade
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improvement

marble lark
plucky sparrow
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❀️ archlinux-java

wispy blade
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bruh

cosmic raft
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wispy blade
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i have seen this video many times

cosmic raft
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:3

wispy blade
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fun map

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took me 2 years to be able to pass lol

cosmic raft
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πŸ‘Ό

wispy blade
cosmic raft
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heh

wispy blade
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that's just on standard kekw

cosmic raft
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only like 35m on my account, old one got lost during an email move

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but i am not great :p

wispy blade
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same

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wait wtf still not out of top 2k on catch LOL

vernal moth
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somebody here good with SQL shit?

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cockroachdb doesn't allow me to refresh a materialized view in an explicit transaction

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so I am trying everything possible to not do that, but somehow I am too dum?

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I am using jdbi and hikari, maybe those interfere?

golden gust
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maybe jdbi explictly starts a transaction?

vernal moth
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I enabled autocommit and that didn't change shit

golden gust
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can you just send a raw mysql statement to a hikari connection?

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worth testing maybe

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I mean

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SQL

vernal moth
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try {
            Connection connection = dataSource.getConnection();
            PreparedStatement statement = connection.prepareStatement("REFRESH MATERIALIZED VIEW home_projects");
            statement.execute();
        } catch (SQLException e) {
            e.printStackTrace();
        }
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org.postgresql.util.PSQLException: ERROR: cannot refresh view in an explicit transaction

golden gust
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odd

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this is kinda dum, if this works I'll be surprised, but, use executeUpdate, run COMMIT, and then that refresh

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outside of that, sounds like maybe a bug in the db itself?

vernal moth
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reeeeee

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so what thing in my stack is fucking it up

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even raw jdbc does it

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yeah idk this is cursed

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        try {
            Connection connection = DriverManager.getConnection("jdbc:postgresql://localhost:26257/postgres", "root", "");
            connection.setAutoCommit(false);
            connection.prepareStatement("SELECT 1").execute();
            connection.commit();
            PreparedStatement statement = connection.prepareStatement("REFRESH MATERIALIZED VIEW home_projects");
            statement.execute();
        } catch (SQLException e) {
            e.printStackTrace();
        }

fails

marble lark
twin lagoon
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this sounds like disaster

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but it does kinda work

vernal moth
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2021-11-21 12:04:38.416 TRACE 14444 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :   simple execute, handler=org.postgresql.jdbc.PgStatement$StatementResultHandler@4092d58, maxRows=0, fetchSize=0, flags=1
2021-11-21 12:04:38.416 TRACE 14444 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Parse(stmt=null,query="BEGIN",oids={})
2021-11-21 12:04:38.416 TRACE 14444 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Bind(stmt=null,portal=null)
2021-11-21 12:04:38.416 TRACE 14444 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Execute(portal=null,limit=0)
2021-11-21 12:04:38.416 TRACE 14444 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Parse(stmt=null,query="REFRESH MATERIALIZED VIEW home_projects",oids={})
2021-11-21 12:04:38.416 TRACE 14444 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Bind(stmt=null,portal=null)
2021-11-21 12:04:38.416 TRACE 14444 --- [   scheduling-1] o.postgresql.core.v3.QueryExecutorImpl   :  FE=> Describe(portal=null)
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rreeeeeee

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its calling begin somewhere

golden gust
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are you still calling prepare statement? if so, I maybe suggest don't

twin lagoon
worthy geode
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isn't that just eigencraft?

twin lagoon
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no

worthy geode
#

then a speed comparison to eigencraft would be interesting

potent fossil
#

but eigencraft runs on server and that runs on client

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they could prob run together shrug

void void
potent fossil
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o i c

elfin steppe
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from what i heard some redstone contraptions or build won't work on that mod that works on vanilla AND eigencraft

potent fossil
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interesting

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looked at their gh page

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those repo names are definitely from kash

elfin steppe
jovial plover
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would selling in game currency be pay2win

potent fossil
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typically yes

jovial plover
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ok

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is selling access to commands that dont impact user experience (suck as essx's /beecannon) be p2w

potent fossil
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probably not

twin lagoon
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no

jovial plover
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ok

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ofc prefixes wouldnt be

potent fossil
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we're not here to tell you yes/no to everything you plan to sell in your store

jovial plover
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ik

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lmao

twin lagoon
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pimple pleataco

marble lark
# twin lagoon no

after all this time that pfp animation still screws with my eyes lmao

potent fossil
golden gust
#

Jesus

plucky sparrow
#

reminds me of those kids that try to create a famous mc server

golden gust
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they got big

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Might wanna get that checked out

marble lark
twin lagoon
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@untold meadow BEST kezzzezeezezez

plucky sparrow
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or mystery box keys

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lmao

jovial plover
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personally i wouldnt sell ranks, just commands so people can get exactly what they want

potent fossil
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reminds me of the cookie cutter 15 year old future huge network owner who has no idea what they're doing, hires devs and mods who they will pay "when they start bringing in the donos", has no idea what they can or cant sell and refuses to read the eula, instead comes to support chats to run down a list of what is and isn't ok to sell, ignores those anyway, gets blocked by mojang, ghosts everybody who they were supposed to pay, and then does it all over again

plucky sparrow
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very accurate ^^

jovial plover
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^^

potent fossil
jovial plover
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shitty server owners be like

wispy blade
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roblos

untold meadow
wispy blade
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i went yeet

worn ember
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Ok

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Get yeeted

marble lark
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no u

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get rekt

worn ember
#

No

jovial plover
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lmao

marble lark
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$996.45
That's a little extreme

jovial plover
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thats the point lmao

twin lagoon
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Ok

marble lark
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you should bump the price of that rank up to the price of a golden weapon in TF2 lel

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$10-30k

jovial plover
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$69m

potent fossil
marble lark
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:(

plucky sparrow
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oh no

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sad sherman

marble lark
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thanks ded I didn't need to sleep tonight

plucky sparrow
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honestly when paper smp

potent fossil
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hopefully never

plucky sparrow
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oh

worn ember
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Paper simp

jovial plover
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i just searched Specialized Crates free alternative and it comes up with nulled shit... why lmao

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google promotes piracy

golden gust
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Google basically don't care unless they'll get in shit for it

jovial plover
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lmfao

worn ember
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Google just indexes stuff. They don't care if it's illegal or not unless they get DMCA's

untold copper
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day #167 of trying to get abs: no exercise

plucky sparrow
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lmao

worn ember
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day 8693 after being born: Still alive

golden gust
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shame

cyan marsh
worn ember
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very cool

untold copper
worn ember
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modddss

meager tusk
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do you ever exercise

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everytime i see you type a day you either don't exercise or hit the wrong muscle group

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it's gonna take you a while dude kekwhyper

worn ember
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oompa loompa

untold copper
meager tusk
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you rarely hit the right muscle groups

plucky sparrow
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at this pace it will take him 900 days

untold copper
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at this point i know that so i just don't feel like logging it every day

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but trust me, i hit some part of my core every time i workout

meager tusk
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abs don't get formed by just hitting your core

untold copper
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i actively try to do that

untold copper
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i dont stuff myself with food every chance i get

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i don't eat sugar

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i admittedly don't count calories but that's my choice

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this

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is the best i can do

heady spear
waxen panther
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just because kezz is much funnier than e does not mean u can call me unfunny

heady spear
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i decided to eat healthy this morning and it lasted up until I realized that pizza delivery is a thing

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food delivery services were invented by satan

waxen panther
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I was going to order food but my friend and I are just going to cook instead

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However your McDonald’s has so much cool shit ??

twin lagoon
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define cool shit

warm anchor
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brocco cooking skill????

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Like fish and chips. UK classic @twin lagoon

twin lagoon
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@warm anchor riePAT

heady spear
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99kr delivery fee at pizzahut now :()

warm anchor
waxen panther
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They have spicy McNuggets and a million other things

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I’m gunna buy all of it tomorrow at the airport

warm anchor
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@waxen panther wait are you back in UK???

twin lagoon
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bankrupt on the last day

waxen panther
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Sweden

warm anchor
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Wait you don’t have spicy McNugget in UK??

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How the fuck

waxen panther
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Nope ;(

warm anchor
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It’s time to move out

woeful oar
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I made a plugin that only work on paper, not spigot. To enable the sand dupe ender portal (https://github.com/laymanuel/GravityControl). I put on forms but forms are not very good for plugins. I read about paper hanger, how do I put plugins on hanger? I don't find it

twin lagoon
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hangar isn't a thing yet

woeful oar
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oh ok

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when can I get it?

stray oyster
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still in development

woeful oar
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ok

warm anchor
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It’s coming out soon don’t worry

woeful oar
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do you know release day?

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I have trouble finding online, I look

warm anchor
twin lagoon
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there is no release date

woeful oar
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ok thank you

heady spear
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pizza hut's cheese triangles are like sex for your mouth

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blowie? no thanks

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cheese triangles? yes ma'am

thin rover
twin lagoon
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paper port PogPause

golden gust
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I vote that we set people on fire

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burning people, he say's what we're all thinking!

heady spear
golden gust
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hai city

twin lagoon
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perfect

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wtf jettpack is still alive

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Reverts Eigencraft redstone from Paper in order for it to be replaced with alternate-current's redstone implementation

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wait you're not joking

heady spear
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hi cat

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i am coming to ur country soon

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better hide

golden gust
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oh god

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WE BREXITED FOR A REASON

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C'MON MAN

heady spear
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i can still use the fast track at the airport

wispy blade
void void
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Thanks very much, Douglas!

toxic bone
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Thanks very much, Douglas!

golden gust
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That is beautiful

quasi valley
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not just directly sending the youtube link

cyan marsh
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im gonna have to buy a backup power supply

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the fkin electricity keeps going out dayly

nimble depot
#

Kubernetes is really nice. I can pull something out of the cloud and to my laptop and manipulate it

twin lagoon
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wat

nimble depot
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there is some extra garbage I am running which makes it all seamless and gives it a gui

marble lark
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xd

ashen cliff
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Hardware DLC.

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Back at it again.

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BACK AT IT AGAIN. kekwhyper

limber knotBOT
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can't wait for the first cracks lmao

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intel developers submitting buffer overflows πŸ‘€

true canyon
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Happy shinx community day everyone.

twin lagoon
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@worn ember do you have telenet

worn ember
twin lagoon
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fuck

worn ember
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we cheap mofo's

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why

twin lagoon
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wanted to see what the latency to cloudflare is on other liberty global providers

worn ember
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hmm no clue kek

nimble depot
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@wispy blade remember I said I will make xfce look like Windows 10?
Well, I did.

wispy blade
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i mean

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there's GTK themes for taht

twin lagoon
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@untold meadow BEST kezezeezzezzz

void void
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@untold meadow I second this besT KEZZ

little frost
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@untold meadow i third this

untold meadow
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best all of you!!!!! you all epic

void void
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I fourth this ^

twin lagoon
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everyone loves kezz

little frost
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everyone loves kezz

void void
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everyone loves kezz

untold meadow
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love u all xoxoxoxoxo

void void
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no u

#

anyone know where i can get a list of all registered domain names without paying?

spare venture
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that's gonna be a long list

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there are a lot of registered domain names

void void
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about 250 million

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i tihnk

still lark
#

Hey... I wanted to create a crossplay mc server... I managed to create it and connect to it from bedrock and java version.. but I have a big Problem: I cant portforward. I tried using ngrok but that doesnt work afaik... any ideas?

void void
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a list would be a few gb

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less if compressed

void void
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my search is fruitless

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im not spending 500 dollars for a list of every domain

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this shit is crazy

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imagine selling public information for 500 dollars

spare venture
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its not public information

golden gust
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I mean, if you can't port forward then you're pretty SOL

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ngrok doesn't support UDP

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if this is just for a few friends, zerotier, i guess

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otherwise, glhf

still lark
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zerotier does the same as ngrok but with support for that?

twin lagoon
#

zerotier isn't exactly the same as ngrok

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more of an alternative to hamachi

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ngrok just creates a tunnel that anyone can access without software

still lark
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Oh... I need to have zerotier on their client aswell? Hmm... I dont think that works on a playstation lol

twin lagoon
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yes

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if you have some $ to spare just tunnel it through a $5/mo digitalocean instance

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or some other cheap cloud server provider

golden gust
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I mean, then you're pretty much ultra SOL

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most solutions are basically just tunnels, i.e. ngrok; or vpn's, i.e. zerotier

still lark
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SOL?

still lark
void void
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just spent 9 dollars on a domain list

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i feel dirty

still lark
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oof

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Why do you even need that?

void void
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because its cool

still lark
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duh...

golden gust
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I mean, as I've said, if tunnels and VPNs won't work for you, there ain't much you can do

still lark
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Sad

plucky sparrow
lavish compass
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or cloudflared thingy don't think that supports udp

ashen cliff
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πŸ›Œ

still lark
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Does that work with my crossplay server? (Bedrock and Java)

untold meadow
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has anyone had any issues with updating to windows 11 when dual booting?

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i feel like i heard someone mention it messed up their other os

still lark
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Yep

lavish compass
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yes

twin lagoon
#

never had it happen personally

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just have a USB ready w/ a linux live environment since fixing it shouldn't be hard if it does happen

untold meadow
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f

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okay yes worse case i have to reinstall sims

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one usb with linux live environment, one usb with a copy of sims and backups of my saves

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what can go wrong

golden gust
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Well

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There was that one time that it literally just wiped any extra partitions on the disk

untold meadow
#

ill air gap my sims backups just to be sure

golden gust
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make backup

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create pool

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play let the bodies hit the floor by drowning bodies

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add jump thingy

void void
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add walls around the pool

untold meadow
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im sims 4 they can climb out of pools without ladders πŸ˜”

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well yes walls would fix that

golden gust
#

nothing like a room full of piss and ashes to get rid of the rich family in that one spot in the game everybody wanted

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sims 1 is where most of my nostalgia is, but, I'm not sure if I liked 2/3 more

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I feel that each upgrade they improve one area drastically and then just completely fuck up everything else

still lark
# lavish compass yes

So... I tried it out.. my friend on mobile can join... but my other friend on PS cant... any idea on that?

spare venture
#

sims 1 is def nostalgic, sims 2 was pretty good though

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sims 2 really just improved on everything in sims 1

worn ember
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and after that it went to shit

untold meadow
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sims 2 was the absolute goat when it comes to lore and story

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sims 4 gets close but not close enough

golden gust
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3 had some nice stuff, I err on saying that what they took away wasn't too much of a hit for what they added

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4 they really seemed to limit the game down more

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Some cool new aspects, however; but, generally, the games just feel that they get more restrictive in a sense

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It's like like sims 5 will be sims 4 + new stuff

#

it's practically an rm -rf of the product more or less and hey, maybe if you lost something they'll sell it back to you in a DLC

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I don't really play the sims much these days, like, not touched it in months; EA drops a lot of DLC with some nice features here and there but, I mean, I follow LGR and theres been a few times he's pointed out that there are mods which where already doing it better, etc

untold meadow
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4 has become so much better recently tbh, id say it was, at least at this point, the best Sims game

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i wish LGR covered the more general updates a lot tbh

worn ember
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if you spend like 500bucks on dlc's maybe

golden gust
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he stopped covering updates of DLCs too now

worn ember
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i think the total dlc price is like 800euro now

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789.59 to be exact

golden gust
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jebus

worn ember
#

Well hey, i wouldnt expect anything less from EA

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i'll gladly spend money on games but any EA title i'll pirate if its even worth playing (which it isnt in most cases)

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cuz fuck that company tbh

limber knotBOT
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I just wait for them to be free on Origina/Epic thinksmart

untold meadow
#

πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

bright mortar
#

How long does it take on average to set the server to 1.18 ?

limber knotBOT
#

but I mostly don't play non-multiplayer stuff anyways so pirating would be dumb

crystal lilyBOT
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__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

limber knotBOT
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not long, just replace the jar and update all plugins (once everything is actually updated)

bright mortar
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can i create a 1.17.1 paper version server and play it with 1.18 ?

worn ember
#

why does my scope have wifi and cellular data?

spare venture
#

because its 2042

void void
limber knotBOT
#

it auto shares your kills to facebook and tiktok

spare venture
#

/google viaversion

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sick

twin lagoon
#

german QWERTZ layout is an absolute disaster

void void
twin lagoon
#

who thought it was a good idea to set this as default keymap hetzner

limber knotBOT
#

hetzner is German with originally only German customers

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you can probably specify that when you install the system

bright mortar
golden gust
#

paper supports world upgrades just as vanilla does

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with all the same caveats, etc

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ofc, you won't see new features in any chunks you generated in 1.17 outside of the bedrock stuff

worn ember
#

i bought this game today kek

spare venture
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youve played a lot

worn ember
#

i still havent beaten a single level sad_pepe

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game is hard

spare venture
#

looks like total annihilation or whatever

worn ember
#

its actually more like They are Billions but with a futuristic feel

spare venture
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or supreme commander

worn ember
#

no need to rub it in like that

lusty grotto
#

hi guys i need a server name idea waiting for your creative ideas

twin lagoon
#

ServerCraft

void void
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ServerMC

lusty grotto
#

dude more serious please πŸ˜‚

twin lagoon
#

hypixelmc

worthy geode
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CraftBlockPixelMC

silver nexus
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CraftGamePixelMineCrazyCraftMineMC

wispy blade
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monkegame

languid karma
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MinecraftMC

wispy blade
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wait no you can't take monkegame cuz i work for them

languid karma
wispy blade
#

the best way to name something, is to base it on something what it does/contains

spare venture
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SysCraftCraft

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PaperMCCraft

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those are good names

mild rune
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ComePlayOnMyServerPleaseMyFamilyHatesMeMC

wispy blade
#

Buzzard - lazy anticheat, but strikes when given the opportunity

golden gust
#

Theres not already a MCR fan MC server?

wispy blade
#

@toxic bone learn 7k when

toxic bone
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Shuttup

wispy blade
#

haha 4k pleb

toxic bone
#

🀬

wispy blade
#

7k fun you should try it

toxic bone
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i have

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it isnt fun

wispy blade
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you just dumb

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too small brain to move 7 fingers at once

toxic bone
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i can kind of play 7k but i mess up on the middle button

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(spacebar)

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i havent really found anything else to bind it to that isnt uncomfortable

warm anchor
#

@grand pewter rieWaving

void void
#

Hey guys so im new at paper spigot but so i have a question whell more of help so i just played on paperspigot and i died with my friend and we came back to take our stuff the items were dissapeard how i can increase deaspawn ticks ?

wispy blade
#

@toxic bone use the beatmania IIDX layout that is most cursed: zsxdcfv

wispy blade
#

bound scratch to shift and a

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thanks for coming to my ted talk i will now go to sleep

toxic bone
#

who is bms

whole prawn
#

Be My S||ister||

potent fossil
#

So I see paper general is cancer today

twin lagoon
potent fossil
#

Except for michal

spare venture
#

#trolled

toxic bone
worn ember
#

when is it not?

viscid wedge
limber knotBOT
#

heh, someone found it πŸ‘€

mild rune
#

So cursed

#

I didn’t think I’d live to see a prerelease spigot

elfin steppe
#

so would paper work on a prerelease version too? πŸ‘€

limber knotBOT
#

api changes seem pretty minimal. Does 1.18 even bring any new functionality beyond the new generator? thonk

mild rune
#

Like 2 new blocks

#

Basically 1.17 + world gen

warm anchor
#

new block and more chunks!

limber knotBOT
#

oh they have the no-ticking-viewdistance now built in

mild rune
#

Yeah

limber knotBOT
#

I forgot about that

mild rune
#

Lmao

rotund cargo
mild rune
#

GL to all the hosts that have clients wanting this pepeLa

peak ginkgo
#

what the FUCK lmao

#

md_5 kind of cracked a little bit

mild rune
#

"1.18-pre5 nuked my world wtf?????"

limber knotBOT
#

@wraith trail download b135

mild rune
#

^ I've got it building atm

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albeit it's set my mac on fire

limber knotBOT
#

time to properly point my java shit to java 17 I guess lol

potent fossil
#

Brace yourselves. They're coming.

broken ibex
#

every previous update had pre-release spigot versions

mild rune
#

when you hold the cursed file

peak ginkgo
peak ginkgo
#

: )

mild rune
#

but that's illegal susge

peak ginkgo
#

hmm

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$ java -jar BuildTools.jar --rev 1.18-pre5

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lets see.

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it works.

mild rune
#

Ye

peak ginkgo
#

Kind of took a really good guess

quick pasture
peak ginkgo
#

It's so picky about me using a BuildTools that came out 50 minutes ago

potent fossil
#

woah

#

my brain is doing a fuckywucky, i almost took 3x my adderall dose entirely on accident kekwhyper

#

that would've been the end of ol simple

peak ginkgo
potent fossil
#

we good tho, i caught myself

broken ibex
#

I gotta install java 17.. πŸ˜”

potent fossil
#

idk how that almost happened

limber knotBOT
quiet mesa
#

not again T.T

mild rune
peak ginkgo
#

OpenJDK Runtime Environment Temurin-17.0.1+12 (build 17.0.1+12)

#

was already on j17 when i found out 1.18 pushed to it

mild rune
#

I'm pretty sure I installed a not arm build of j17 on my m1 macbook kekw

#

this fucker is on fire

limber knotBOT
#

interesting, the pom still says 16 but the server requires 17? thonk

mild rune
#

now we play the game of how long till someone asks for paper 1.18-pre5 pepeLa

limber knotBOT
#

that's what I was refering to, yes

peak ginkgo
#

having a great time

#

downloading dependencies

#

didnt mean to send the sticker i wanted the emote

#

okay its done

quick pasture
peak ginkgo
#

good ol random mojang spam noone will shut up about

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[18:43:13] [Server thread/ERROR]: No key placement in MapLike[{config:{state_provider:{state:{Name:"minecraft:hay_block",Properties:{axis:"y"}},type:"minecraft:simple_state_provider"}},type:"minecraft:block_pile"}]; No key feature in MapLike[{config:{state_provider:{state:{Name:"minecraft:hay_block",Properties:{axis:"y"}},type:"minecraft:simple_state_provider"}},type:"minecraft:block_pile"}]

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i gotta find out if imageonmap works for 1.18 sad

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brb

peak ginkgo
#

paperlib my beloved

cunning raft
#

leaf fixed that in datafixer iirc

peak ginkgo
#

imageonmap LOADS which is a good thing but it does so much random shit i am not excited

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[18:45:26] [Server thread/WARN]: [ImageOnMap] Task #10 for ImageOnMap v4.2.0 generated an exception
java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError: null
Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: net.minecraft.server.v1_18_R1.EntityPlayer

#

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

cosmic raft
#

lol

mild rune
#

Hey at least you get 9 days of fixing plugins before 1.18 drops ez

true canyon
#

Plugin hardcoded to only do the new mappings for exactly 1.17? Not 1.17+ ? lol

mild rune
true canyon
#

That's incredible.

peak ginkgo
#

I've been helping the zDevs team with their migration to 1.17 because QuartzLib was NOT ready for Mojmapping

twin lagoon
#

what is zdevs

limber knotBOT
#

why are you even using internal shit lol

peak ginkgo
limber knotBOT
#

I don't remember my fork needing that

peak ginkgo
#

I don't know, so much random shit changes I don't maintain QuartzLib only ImageOnMap

#

For a while my fork just straight up removed their library but they didn't want to release it w/o QuartzLib

limber knotBOT
#

(my fork doesn't need a lib either :P)

#

pretty sure my fork is of a way older version though lol

peak ginkgo
#

My fork is of 4.1.2, which is the last stable

#

Versioned4.2.1

limber knotBOT
#

mine is based on 2.7

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there's at least one rewrite between latest and that lol

twilit nimbus
#

hiya

potent fossil
#

hi

mild rune
#

hi

void void
#

hai

peak ginkgo
#

phoenix616, 2.7 doesn't even have quartzlib lol

#

so your version is way better than mine

potent fossil
#

i really should be doing physics but i dont want to

limber knotBOT
#

well... it has a lot less features and a very shitty code overall lol

peak ginkgo
#

this is failing me

#

I'm gonna send messages

#

sighfrog md_5 singlehandedly ruins my night because now I've gotta deal with QuartzLib

cunning raft
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i will be spending the next 4 hours removing every hard y-level 0 check in essentials

peak ginkgo
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🀝

cunning raft
potent fossil
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new minecraft release:

  • players: ASferryexcited

  • devs: catjamcry

limber knotBOT
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imagine updating plugins before the update is actually released smh

mild rune
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I only update months after 2Head

peak ginkgo
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[18:58:17] [Server thread/INFO]: Saving chunks for level 'ServerLevel[world]'/minecraft:overworld

supple oriole
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What does IDEK mean

peak ginkgo
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its been like 10 seconds

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im gonna guess "i dont even know"

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lovin this build.

quiet mesa
grand pewter
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saved pretty fast for me

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did you try pressing a key cause that's a bug in some terminals

deft ember
peak ginkgo
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I don't think I did but maybe

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i'll just leave it alone after i stop

little frost
peak ginkgo
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ImageOnMap doesn't work AT ALL

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AWESOME.

grand pewter
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it isn't where we find out, it's where we're reminded

peak ginkgo
potent fossil
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when i play music on spotify it skips like shit, but when i play audio elsewhere (e.g. youtube on firefox) it's fine

peak ginkgo
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try hardware accel?

potent fossil
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it's on

twilit nimbus
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anyone got any soundtrack recommendations?

potent fossil
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well reinstalling it seems to have made it slightly better

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idk

twin lagoon
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@restive thicket BEST camotoy

potent fossil
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nvm'

twin lagoon
spare venture
peak ginkgo
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The weird Reflection stuff can't figure out what version I'm on because 1.18 seemingly relocated EntityPlayer

marble lark
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well

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do you call it EntityPlayer or ServerPlayer now?

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xd

chrome cosmos
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hmmmmmmmm

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yatopia updated

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be like

restive thicket
warm anchor
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hiiiiii @restive thicket

marble lark
peak ginkgo
radiant oriole
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it's not yatopia 2.0

vestal jasper
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giving it free publicity

twin lagoon
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josh uwu_bread

foggy silo
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β€œNot” yatopia!!

radiant oriole
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I'm not even going to argue it, like, you can use it or you can not use it, I don't care either way.

vestal jasper
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michalelelelelele breadplead

twin lagoon
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uwu

marble lark
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lel

radiant oriole
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michael my beloved PES_Heart

foggy silo
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Oh wait yooo

foggy silo
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You open sourced your server implementation?

vestal jasper
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heart him and I divorce u michael

limber knotBOT
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getting an OOM when starting my test server with 1.18 πŸ˜…

foggy silo
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Dang ur the man

radiant oriole
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part of it

foggy silo
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Good stuff!!