you see linus unisntall linux by installing steam the other day?
#general
placid thicket
golden gust
Somebody needs to get linus one of those like counter things
golden gust
that way he can count how many times he drops something in a day
I mean, that steam install was dumb
In some respects, linus shoulda noticed by the fact that it's screaming about removing packages to the point where it told you to ask
nimble depot
drops something
proceeds to kick it
blames it on someone else
What a bloody genius...
placid thicket
i know, but like, the massive red flags were there
golden gust
But, I mean, pop os shipping such a broken package is comical
true canyon
If I'm going to watch a long video about tech I'm watching Steve from GN ramble on and on about small percentage changes in performance.
golden gust
I mean, if there is one thing to say about *nix is that god do they fucking love walls of text
cosmic raft
reeally?
nimble depot
Sometimes the Linux community makes me want to disconnect the internet and live autonomously
nimble depot
I sometimes go on GitHub and after witnessing the autism, I say: enough internet for today and don't touch my computer for the rest od the day.
Also:gitlab is a deviantart but for code
outer patio
placid thicket
i do that on the minecraft forums from time to time. you see questions so stupid they just hurt a bit
nimble depot
You all know you don't need that much wam for a mine craft server
placid thicket
saw someone non sarcastically asking why minecraft isn't using java 18 and genuinely upset that it would be using 17 in 1.18 and complaining this would somehow hurt the game to use old code and that the version numbers would be confusing
nimble depot
The fuck?
vestal jasper
the person's point is what's truly confusing here
nimble depot
I had to explain to someone that filezilla is not malware for about an hour
placid thicket
yeah, and no matter of reasoning from anyone could make him understand otherwise. he ended up getting booted from the discord because he started getting real toxic to other people trying to correct him
marble lark
saw someone non sarcastically asking why minecraft isn't using java 18 and genui...
tell em Java 18 isn't out yet
potent fossil
he posted this the other day @cosmic raft
i was kinda tired at the end of wednesday's workshop I went to get something to eat on st marks, put my bag down for a second while tired without paying attention like an idiot aaaaand...... bye bye framework laptop, dpa 4065, gopro 360, zoom h1n. oh well. it's my fault, I grew up here, i know what city I live in. but still. sucks.
marble lark
well technically it is if you count early access builds but you get my point
placid thicket
see, i think the issue was that he could not get his head around the language having a different version number than the game. because java edition is obviously the only java app or something
nimble depot
People say I am extremely toxic. I just can't have a calm interaction with people who have an IQ lower than the legal drinking age
foggy silo
Oml 😂
cosmic raft
he posted this the other day <@!105923848263753728>
> i was kinda tired at the...
ooooooooooof
marble lark
see, i think the issue was that he could not get his head around the language ha...
that's... unfortunate
golden gust
Providing support over the years you kinda get used to being called stuff like that
placid thicket
reminds me of literally any time multithreading gets mentioned ever
marble lark
thread locking go brrr
golden gust
Like, people are just generally entitled af
nimble depot
I will help you, if you cooperate with me and do what I say without asking stupid questions. Otherwise I will make it hard for everyone
foggy silo
Yes it’s funny people think Minecraft can just magically be multithreaded
marble lark
you gotta be careful with what you mean by stupid questions
potent fossil
Also y'all, not being able to smell at all bc of covid is a very surreal experience. Just went and sniffed a jar full of weed. Nothing at all.
foggy silo
I forgot when but Mc updates it’s background thread count a while back and people literally claimed “my FPS is better”
golden gust
I dare you
Say, "there is no such thing as a stupid question"
and then spend all day in #paper-help
marble lark
what seems stupid to someone like you may be genuinely confusing to someone new to this kind of thing
nimble depot
My instructions are really fucking simple: click this, type this in, press this, tell me what you see on screen. I put a lot of brain power into making my shit easy to understand and follow. Yet people still manage to mess it up
golden gust
Well, most humans have a feedback loop
it's part of why keyboards which don't have any real tactile feedback suck
foggy silo
Yes some people who are probably too young to be using discord ask some funny questions 🙂
golden gust
you see, for most PC tasks, it's do, read, do, read
and for these peeps it's do, do, do, do; Y NO WERK?!
marble lark
Say, "there is no such thing as a stupid question"
is that a challenge?
nimble depot
and for these peeps it's do, do, do, do; Y NO WERK?!
When they see a terminal they go mad
golden gust
Well, am joking, sometimes it takes longer than a day for something that bad to show up, but, it happens
foggy silo
The matrix 😩😩
golden gust
I mean, some people seem to think that we're gonna practically teach them how to use a computer
nimble depot
Yes, you type shit here. Into the scary box. No, there is no button. But I will show you what to do...
marble lark
When they see a terminal they go mad
a terminal? that's surprising
vestal jasper
Say, "there is no such thing as a stupid question"
can haz cheesborgir?
twin lagoon
josh 
placid thicket
my favorite thing to do when people say multithreading is so easy is to ask them specifically which part of the game needs it, they usually respond with 'all of it' or an equally know nothing stupid answer
vestal jasper
michael 
nimble depot
a terminal? that's surprising
sees command line interface
VIRUS!
marble lark
people who don't know how to use terminals are generally older people or people extremely new to computers as a whole
vestal jasper
the demographic that would most likely to have seen a terminal?
golden gust
Well, I mean, many of them kinda, moved on
marble lark
it would be understandable if it was, say, the Unix like file systems and the way that it's usually displayed that people were confused with, but a terminal is a little odd
nimble depot
I remember one person who did not trust me so much I had them build Sprut themselves under my supervision
golden gust
My grandfather had an acorn computer which ran shit like BBC basic, etc; I can't see him still understanding how to use that damned thing these days
nimble depot
That's why most skiddie tools are gui driven
Kids those days: I can write discord bot in JavaScript
Same people: click on the free nitro scam
Also them: this no work someone help
placid thicket
this is one of my favs
::"hacking script"
@echo off
color 0a
prompt Hax^>
title Teh Hax
cd C:/windows
tree /F /A
echo ACCESS GRANTED
💀
placid thicket
toss that in a .bat file
nimble depot
Sudo rm -rf *
foggy silo
tropic flame
Sudo rm -rf *
instead of wrecking other people's systems, why not teach them the best password generator, built into bash?
#!/bin/bash
base64 /dev/urandom | head -n 1 > ~/password.txt
placid thicket
now THAT is evil
nimble depot
I occasionally write things like those to troll skids. Like a shell script that send the entire filesystem into dsp for them to hear. You had eardrums.
marble lark
instead of wrecking other people's systems, why not teach them the best password...
someone tell my dumb ass what this does I don't write shell or batch scripts that often
tropic flame
it overwrites your entire home folder with garbage data
nimble depot
someone tell my dumb ass what this does I don't write shell or batch scripts tha...
https://tryitands.ee (there is RexTester)
marble lark
it overwrites your entire home folder with garbage data
christ
foggy silo
Yikes
marble lark
i knew something cursed would happen when i saw urandom in there but my god lmaoo
tropic flame
lmao
placid thicket
linux has lots of cursed commands like that
tropic flame
what makes it fucked is the > ~/ though
tropic flame
otherwise it'd only display in the terminal
tropic flame
Did you just update your about?
no I've had it like that for a few weeks
i found tryitands.ee through paper though
nimble depot
Tryitandsee is a great one. Found it on really shady forums I spend far too much time on
tropic flame
it's a nice throwback to the old web where there were more of these silly websites
and less corporate pages
nimble depot
God I love the internet. Someone yesterday uploaded like 8 gigs of ransomware source to a forum. Good shit.
placid thicket
i like this site (safe i promise) https://theuselessweb.com/ it forwards you to all sorts of pointless websites that they have found. some real random gems in there
tropic flame
i like this site (safe i promise) <https://theuselessweb.com/> it forwards you t...
the useless web is awesome
marble lark
God I love the internet. Someone yesterday uploaded like 8 gigs of ransomware so...
we have wannacry's source why is that surprising lel
tropic flame
unfortunately my favorite website from there has gone down :c
placid thicket
which one?
marble lark
we have wannacry's source why is that surprising lel
(I may or may not have wrecked my PC by compiling and running it)
nimble depot
Back in the day we had a TeamSpeak where a lot of skriptkiddies would go to troll us but we would usually leave them in tears, those would use learned tricks on their friends, who would join to try and troll us and the feedback loop repeats
tropic flame
which one?
placid thicket
i actually came across wannacry in the wild before it was really a thing on a friends computer, he wanted me to fix it and i wasn't able to get it to do anything at all. was REALLY annoying
golden gust
Meanwhile at OPs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo
tropic flame
the website was basically this + a stopwatch telling you for how many time you had been watching ned Flanders riddly diddlying
i thought it was very funny
placid thicket
that one is gone? thats sad
marble lark
God I love the internet. Someone yesterday uploaded like 8 gigs of ransomware so...
my personal favourite piece of malware is https://github.com/hugeglass/flatmap-stream
nimble depot
the website was basically this + a stopwatch telling you for how many time you h...
That reminds me of a shock site
placid thicket
lol this one is new
https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X/?tag=judgeabook-20
nimble depot
I traumatized so many people with teamspaek and nasty toilet humour
Shouting at people also works wonders.
We should all try https://useyourwords.lol one day
placid thicket
got a really great site for finding out if you have photosensitive epilepsy. not going to post it here tho, dont want to kill anyone
nimble depot
I'd want to see that
placid thicket
what the website or someone dying?
nimble depot
Both
potent fossil
Wow
merry talon
no more hungry
proud lance
How the fuck do you own a taco bell and close before 9:00 PM
outragous
literal war crime
merry talon
Money laundering
warm anchor
the local taco bell here during this anti-work movement means that every day there is a line for 30 minutes
proud lance
I dont mind the line
merry talon
Starbucks near me is yikes too
proud lance
the only place that was open was chick fil a and I wasn't in the mood for it
merry talon
unfortunately i don't have the foresight to order further ahead so it always makes me late getting to work
proud lance
just explain to your boss that the wage shortage is causing you to be late for work
you aren't getting your nutrients
tacos have your basic food groups
merry talon
technically true because i used to order food from there too but now I only have time for a drink
proud lance
cheese, for dairy, taco shell carbs, meat, lettuce and tomatoes are your veggies
merry talon
so I just suffer every morning and never do anything about it
#justadhdthings
Tomatoes on a taco is a travesty though
idk
potent fossil
me every day, leaving from my house to get to school when class is in 8 minutes
"why do i do this to myself every day. im not going to do this next time"
next time
repeat
merry talon
proud lance
Tomatoes on a taco is a travesty though
wdym
I am just sad I cant get my Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunches
marble lark
https://taco.pics/simple.mp4
you should have moved it up and down like in the minecraft eating animation
potent fossil
wait wtf i just noticed you put it on that site, do you run taco.pics
chrome kite
Anyway I can change the weapon damage in PaperMc?
chrome kite
alright, Thanks 
merry talon
wait wtf i just noticed you put it on that site, do you run taco.pics <:kekwhype...
of course
merry talon
you should have moved it up and down like in the minecraft eating animation
Someone make this complete with sound and particles and I'll give you $2
potent fossil
@merry talon https://preview.redd.it/wy2htoesvd081.png
fucking reddit
i guess i need the disgusting link
merry talon
lmao
golden gust
accurate
proud lance
can we have a paper taco eating competition?
between staff
winner who eats the most tacos in the most setting doesn't have to update paper to 1.18, but can sit there and tell people what they are doing wrong
jade flax
The velocity team will win
ashen cliff
The Balkan team would win.
meager tusk
The Balkan team would win.
Easily.
ashen cliff
Fact.
void void
Good morning
untold copper
Z would win if he were here
what happened to Z?
quasi valley
Good morning Coummeron
viral hornet
wispy blade
hello
viral hornet
Hello 
nimble depot
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. – Bjarne Stroustrup
While I was sleeping, support tickets were being opened, conversions on slack were taking place. And I wake up to what's basically hell.
wispy blade
don't we all?
nimble depot
Mine is extra hell
wispy blade
F game?
nimble depot
No, another major UE user is complaining
potent fossil
well, mega bummy. too many clouds to see lunar eclipse
ill catch it in...checks watch
600 years
nimble depot
I hate my job sometimes. Yeah working on unreal is cool but the stupid we get thrown into our support system is too much
f-game kids writing to Unreal support are a daily occurrance. Usually kindly requested to fuck off
wispy blade
finally, work being done on the native backend in V
here's to hoping it soon works on windows
nimble depot
I just talked someone into running a command that send the entire content of their file system to their dsp (sound output)
boreal frost
what was the command for startup flag?
limber knotBOT
Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs
mossy vessel
.startmc if you're too impatient for the former
limber knotBOT
golden gust
Guess who seemingly has an eye infection \o/ wooo
nimble depot
when you are too lazy to make your own image cache (it's kitten photos anyway nobody will notice)
quasi valley
@viral hornet did you lick cat's eyes?
and why does everyone keep having their eyes and ears licked
mental meadow
ez
rare plover
anyone around who can help me in #waterfall-help ? I've run into a really odd issue
mental meadow
viral hornet
<@!171898972330262538> did you lick cat's eyes?
never that would be NASTY
mental meadow
@twin lagoon got vaultwarden set up yesterday and it's pretty epic thx ilu ❤️
twin lagoon
@waxen panther apex when 
twin lagoon
sweden when
waxen panther
tonight!
worn ember
Lemmings
wispy blade
I just talked someone into running a command that send the entire content of the...
aplay / ?
jade flax
wot.... Apparently two fresh instances of cmd have different system variables
nevermind, Intellij does something stupid where the terminal inside doesn't automatically respect the variables set for all other system terminals
little frost
intellij's terminal does whatever it wants
nimble depot
it really does
IntellIJ as a whole lives it's own life and actively tries to rise against you when you work with it
olive marlin
Probably my biggest issue with Intellij - integrate with my tools, don't do everything your own way!
wheat quarry
OVH is down again... wtf
wheat quarry
does this status page work for you? https://travaux.ovh.net/
magic river
Nope but my IRC client still exists
plucky sparrow
does this status page work for you? https://travaux.ovh.net/
It’s not https
It’s http
elfin steppe
does this status page work for you? https://travaux.ovh.net/
http
wheat quarry
oof, why tf are they not using SSL
interesting, one of two servers in the same datacenter is reachable now 
mental meadow
thats why https://twitter.com/ovh_status exists
Twitter
wheat quarry
"Water manifold replacement, following a leak" lol
interestingly enough they don't have any entry for the location I have issues with 👀
warm anchor
Pheonix took down entire data center?? 
viral hornet
<@!171898972330262538> <:pleataco:783513392890773534>
🥺
I only have a blueberry muffin tonight 😔
warm anchor
Try and catch that giant spider in the basement for food camm
twin lagoon
@warm anchor 
warm anchor
@twin lagoon 
gleaming galleon
Does cracked player and premium account with the same username will have different inventories
Or the same
gleaming galleon
:|
mild rune
I agree with discord certified moderator
warm anchor
We ain’t no fucking pirates!
twin lagoon
weebs
gleaming galleon
I agree with discord certified moderator
Give the money. I will buy
twin lagoon
well you have a computer, internet & electricity
toxic bone
Damn ok
twin lagoon
presumably also food
gleaming galleon
Does cracked player and premium account with the same username will have differe...
Is there not any plugin that makes different inventories for cracked and premium players
toxic bone
don't run a cracked server pls
twin lagoon
no because that's not how offline mode works
offline mode does not know about any premium players
it does not differentiate between premium and cracked
toxic bone
cracked at fortnite
gleaming galleon
don't run a cracked server pls
I am fine with online mode but my friends aren't
toxic bone
tell your friends to get good
twin lagoon
@mental meadow 
toxic bone
the offline mode experience:
no money for minecraft
"It's fine the server has whitelist"
"wtf is a username spoof"
it's not even a spoof it's just changing your username lol
gleaming galleon
tell your friends to get good
I told them to get good
I will tell you the answer when they reply
silver nexus
Wow nobody is at school. We got a threat last night so that’s unsurprising. Only 2 in my geometry class
warm anchor
I will tell you the answer when they reply
You can make better friends
mossy vessel
@twin lagoon best?
gleaming galleon
You can make better friends
Having bad friends is better
That makes you good because they are bad
plucky sparrow
warm anchor
- You support developer and ensure everyone connecting isn’t pirating the game
- You won’t run into issues with player inventory as you just did
mossy vessel
You asked the wrong question, there is no reason to not use online mode & proper account authentication
warm anchor
.ncp
limber knotBOT
marble lark
in offline mode they'll have the same UUIDs
i forgot that offline mode still tracks by UUID and not by name
lel
olive marlin
Yes, but UUID is deterministicly generated from name, so it's the same.
warm anchor
I would personally recommend not having anti cheat instead have a good community where cheating is not needed but if you really need it. Go with NCP. You will need to play with config a bit but it’s way better than those paid crap
native wolf
Well i would recommend Vulcan over NCP if you have the money
Vulcan is literally the only worthwhile paid plugin
gleaming galleon
I would personally recommend not having anti cheat instead have a good community...
Ok
twin lagoon
disagreed
untold copper
day #165 of trying to get abs: no exercise
twin lagoon
the vulcan author is 
olive marlin
day #165 of trying to get abs: no exercise
My streak:
November 18, 2021, 17:00:
Home Workout
Your body needs energy! You haven't exercised in 379 days!
twin lagoon
mood
warm anchor
Is getting off bed count as exercise??
untold copper
technically just existing should counts as exercise
olive marlin
Don't need excercise if your brain drains all your energy.
gleaming galleon
My streak:
> November 18, 2021, 17:00:
> **Home Workout**
> Your body needs ener...
What's exercise even
warm anchor
untold copper
Me who exercises both my brain and my body everyday
because i have board exams next week
end me
untold copper
again, it's not whenever i want
its alternate days
also, counting calories is a slippery slope and i choose to not count my calories
jade flax
I respect the grind, snoopa
foggy silo
Sigma male grind set
warm anchor
@untold copper future of India 
untold copper
:D
untold copper
I respect the grind, snoopa
it's crazy to think i'll be at 6 months soon lmao
void void
What the actual fuck
toxic bone
how did you find this
chrome cosmos
drugs
limber knotBOT
isn't the rollout sometime in december?
chrome cosmos
dislike
void void
Maybe they want to test what effect it has on engagement or smth
limber knotBOT
ashen cliff
Oh no.
minor mantle
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-1-18-pre-release-2?5
epic
hexed dragon
I'm just a bot providing news.
untold copper
spice ether
MC-176309 - Illusioner has a few misplaced pixels left in their texture
Kinda weird they focus on that kind of bugs while this mob isn't in survival lol
silver nexus
Not yet 👀
golden gust
different team
untold copper
or maybe not removed for me yet?
it's removed for my sister and my mom
still there for me
olive marlin
It's gone for me in one tab, but still there in another tab.
spiral robin
gm
cosmic raft
@quasi valley make me food
void void
hi aber
potent fossil
CoUnTiNg CaLoRiEs iS a SlIpPeRy SlOpE
🚶♂️
quasi valley
Sure, what would you like to eat
cosmic raft
jade flax
so basically you're a bad chef
quasi valley
olive marlin
kashike, what's your opinion on apple cinnamon rolls with salted caramel?
olive marlin
😔
I made good cinnamon rolls recently, waiting for an excuse to make them again.
I just need help eating them lmao
potent fossil
lmao, ok
untold copper
but i'm not gonna count calories
potent fossil
i really dont give a fuck im only reacting to "it's a slippery slope"
stupidest most braindead shit ive ever heard in my life
potent fossil
ok dont care
untold copper
ok
magic river
Wait you don't have any cream in your kitchen?
jade flax
ew
quasi valley
potent fossil
he's indian amaranth
spice ether
Loool
potent fossil
cows are sacred
magic river
I only have any because someone puts it in their coffee
golden gust
Over here it's sperm
jade flax
Well, depends on the "cream" in question lol
untold copper
..
golden gust
wow
untold copper
i also dont drink coffee
jade flax
Could be hand cream, coffee cream
untold copper
idk why
golden gust
didn't know you'd gotten the snip
jade flax
magic river
coffee cream isn't even dairy
untold copper
doesn't matter cos i dont drink coffee
magic river
Talking about real cream but used in coffee
jade flax
so not the typical store-bought flavored crap
golden gust
(was a joke about storing a sample for people who get the snip but might want kiddos)
jade flax
you're just on a whole different level
magic river
Actually it might be half and half
potent fossil
nah the powdery coffee cream stuff doesnt have dairy
magic river
Won't be whipping that to make a topping then
golden gust
I honestly kinda just use creamer for coffee these days
potent fossil
half and half has dairy, cause it's half milk half real cream afaik
golden gust
afaik it has like, dried milk, but, also other stuff in there
jade flax
Then again, you never know how much dairy is really in the creamer anymore
untold copper
i love milk powder tho
magic river
You have heavy cream, half and half, milk, and then coffee cream/creamer which is a completely different thing that doesn't have any dairy in it
untold copper
like
spiral robin
i love milk powder tho
jade flax
what do you even use milk powder for...
golden gust
Just, don't have bauldriks coffee
magic river
I don't know if he uses half and half or cream
jade flax
well
magic river
Probably half and half
jade flax
okay
golden gust
baldrick*
jade flax
never heard of it
golden gust
jade flax
ahh, that was in response to snoopa
potent fossil
about to join a zoom meeting and lower the volume and then join a different call and hope i dont get sussed out
limber knotBOT
working two jobs at once? 👀
limber knotBOT
I feel like you could safely ignore the job meeting for the doctor but that's a German view on things so I dunno how it works in countries without worker rights lol
potent fossil
i could, they have another one at 2pm but i have other shit to do at 2pm so im just gonna try and attend and not listen
potent fossil
this job meeting is just a 15 minute thing we have to attend for this little beta testing shit we've been asked to do, im sure i could figure out how to beta test this shit without it but they require us to be here and watch this
lmao, this is the test college logo being used for the beta test https://i.imgur.com/XHWuaTo.png
olive marlin
Balkan college? @ashen cliff bro!
ashen cliff
Bro.
golden gust
bro
daring owl
does capitilization of classes/packages actualy matter or more just its convention
potent fossil
It's convention
golden gust
it's convention, but, it makes code much easier to read
daring owl
yea ofc
ashen cliff
Bro.
golden gust
e.g. you know SomethingLikeThis is a class just by looking at the naming, bro
potent fossil
Not doing it will not cause a syntax error or anything but it may end up causing you to make logical errors
daring owl
packages r lowercase right?
potent fossil
yes
daring owl
i took apcs it was the worst fucking class ever
spiral robin
package ORG.BUKKIT.SERVER;
daring owl
ew
daring owl
will tell you all you need to know
woah thats way more than i expected lol
potent fossil
yup but once you know how to do it, then you're good and hopefully won't need to reference it anymore
in practice it's simple
ClassName, methodName, fieldName, ENUM_CONSTANT, most other things are lower case
magic river
ooh, first ARMv9 SoC has been announced
potent fossil
then ur good
magic river
MediaTek Dimensity 9000: 1x Cortex X2, 3x Cortex A710, 4x Cortex A510
vernal moth
Another bomb I am just about not affected by
The closed the road just outside my flat
magic river
Someone is trying to blow you up?
vernal moth
The Brits are
golden gust
god damnit
magic river
cat you missed
ashen cliff
Don't worry. The Balkan one will hit.
magic river
sigh
I just realized if I want to get a new phone I probably have to get one from an AT&T store
Or, you know, like an iPhone or something
neat oyster
potent fossil
ok
quasi valley
unlike eta jokes
proud musk
Do anti x ray works on mcpe?
plucky sparrow
what
lament patio
Do anti x ray works on mcpe?
If you mean whether xray will work for people connecting from Berock vis Geyser, yes
It'll work
proud musk
paper isnt an mcpe server?
I know but there is a feature in paper that provides anti x Ray in minecraft server
proud musk
If you mean whether xray will work for people connecting from Berock vis Geyser,...
But I want pure bedrock server
potent fossil
If you're not running Paper, then no. Because Paper is not an MCPE server.
magic river
Then you won't have paper
potent fossil
If you run Paper and put Geyser in front, then yes.
proud musk
Ohk
magic river
Is there some anti-xray feature in some bedrock server or mod? No idea, you're in the wrong discord for that 😛
left swift
unlike eta jokes
ur not funny
waxen panther
kenny is very funny
left swift
smelling
magic river
PaperMC has changed a LOT since the last time I checked.
You mean since May?
left swift
😷
left swift
living like an outlaw
quasi valley
I feel like it's been a minute since I'd done this
meager tusk
I feel like you all suck
pearl ibex
You mean since May?
Yeah.
waxen panther
God Amaranth is so based
left swift
I feel like you all suck
ya but u swallow
void void
pearl ibex
But it really changed. xD
native wolf
I feel like you all suck
ofc, non balkan people suck lol (obvious /j)
magic river
Reminder that I found brocc's twitter account https://twitter.com/brocoli_
Twitter
void void
W
quasi valley
left swift
Pog!
quasi valley
lmao 28 thousand tweets
left swift
brocc is a walking EMP!
meager tusk
ofc, non balkan people suck lol (obvious /j)
No, not really obvious.
All non balkan people do suck.
void void
not based
meager tusk
what's ur opinion on russia idriz
Diet Balkan
left swift
FACT!
void void
lmao 28 thousand tweets
tweeting for eleven years tho
left swift
that's still 2545 tweets a year
void void
still, that's like seven tweets a day
void void
lol
left swift
those 915 followers must be happy
meager tusk
still, that's like seven tweets a day
even i don't make that many jokes a day about Slovenians(@ashen cliff)
that's nuts
ashen cliff
BS.
meager tusk
You got me.
magic river
left swift
meager tusk
Bro.
rotund cargo
653
left swift
you need 1000 by end of year or russia takes Ukraine
meager tusk
you need 1000 by end of year or russia takes Ukraine
Lol
Hold on let me delete all of them
void void
BRO!
meager tusk
left swift
marble lark
ya but u swallow
that escalated quickly
left swift
my nickname in high school was escalator
void void
this is paper general, everything escalates quickly
left swift
cuz everyone rode me to the top
marble lark
this is paper general, everything escalates quickly
you have a point
potent fossil
should've rode urself to the top
left swift
cant
upbeat falconBOT
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marble lark
yikes
meager tusk
kyle rittenhouse not guilty on all counts
gg to that joke of a prosecutor
wait he got cleared of everything?
potent fossil
yea he went out and decided he was gonna handle the riot, shot people, killed 2 of em. charged with intentional homicide. definitely guilty of that, morally
but the state prosecutor was an actual joke, brought up inadmissible evidence, judge had to stop proceedings to yell at him (the prosecutor), etc etc etc
total fucking joke of a prosecution, entirely that dude's fault
yes idriz
left swift
rigged prosecutor
meager tusk
that's fucking nuts
left swift
rigged jusge
void void
thats fucked, he got off?
native wolf
Bruh
marble lark
Stuff like this always reminds me of the time I used to play Ace Attorney when I was a kid for some reason
Lmao
meager tusk
after one of the witnesses says some random shit
void void
I mean given the judge's personal views and how shit the prosecutor was plus the fact that he's white I'm not surprised kyle got off
meager tusk
void void
:(
potent fossil
the prosecutor almost caused a mistrial like 2 or 3 times
meager tusk
I mean given the judge's personal views and how shit the prosecutor was plus the...
"he's such a strapping young lad"
native wolf
Stuff like this always reminds me of the time I used to play Ace Attorney when I...
LMAO it's still good even today
left swift
hey u know what this means
meager tusk
average westerner court
left swift
white people can be armed vigilantes are protests
and you may also be able to kill someone if they call you a name!
native wolf
average westerner court
Yeah, westerners will be westerners
potent fossil
he might have been found guilty had the state prosecutor not been a complete dunce
left swift
then get free Burger King
native wolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwioIc6a_8
LMAOO
potent fossil
the judge was straight angry at the prosecutor, stopped proceedings, removed the jury, and was like "dude, this is BASIC LAW. did you not learn this in law school"
meager tusk
average balkaner reaction to a court
potent fossil
was actually embarassing
left swift
didnt request a new state prosecutor
native wolf
balkaners would create a mini war in court
left swift
sadge!
potent fossil
idk i dont know law enough for that
left swift
theres probably already unrest outside the courtroom
native wolf
Yeah or that lmao
golden gust
the case was given to somebody and then passed on to somebody lower down
left swift
didnt they call the national guard in already
marble lark
LMAO it's still good even today
Right!
golden gust
Which, for the fame of finding somebody guilty in such a high profile case is not something you pass over unless you know you can't win
left swift
cant win cuz the trial was rigged from the start
potent fossil
yes national guard is already outside to protect the murderous teenager
golden gust
he only started shooting after people came after him more or less
he was an idiot to be there, you can't deny that
left swift
a white guy with a rifle in the middle of a BLM protest and he was surprised when they tried to stop him
potent fossil
i mean, putting aside the fact that the dude shot 3 people, he then walked with his weapon toward the police, who then told him to just walk down the other street
if he was black and did that he'd have been dead before he got within 200 yards of them
left swift
critical thinking skills
potent fossil
god damn youtube's suggestions are shitty again
meager tusk
i mean, putting aside the fact that the dude shot 3 people, he then walked with ...
dude for real
cunning raft
HI
void void
i mean, putting aside the fact that the dude shot 3 people, he then walked with ...
yep this
potent fossil
cunning raft
meager tusk
BING CHILLING
left swift
🥶🍦 BING CHILING
potent fossil
i want to watch things not listen
potent fossil
quasi valley
]:<
cosmic raft
nice job jroy
cunning raft
fucking dogshit platform
golden gust
I like the part where you fucked up
upbeat falconBOT
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quasi valley
that's jroy amogus for you
vernal moth
Will fix your recommendations
quasi valley
That's a lot of cats 
left swift
/google term: among us video
.
golden gust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHvvSbYmJA interesting name...
void void
Hey, what intellij tgeme would you recommend?
left swift
that one
golden gust
I just stick to darcula
potent fossil
im really salty that last night it was cloudy as fuck and i missed the entire eclipse but now it's clear
potent fossil
murphy's law
golden gust
yea
void void
I like darcula aswell but i wanna try something new
potent fossil
gradianto is nice
void void
I remember i saw a intellij tgeme that looked like an old workbook
On paper 1.17 stream
potent fossil
sounds gross
native wolf
Depends on how it's done
coarse lily
I prefer cat’s law
golden gust
ones run must be shat upon?
coarse lily
Anything that can be shat on will be shat on.
golden gust
*rug
coarse lily
Close!
golden gust
sounds better
void void
Is intellij written in java btw
void void
What about other jetbrains ides
wide chasm
They all use IntelliJ as a base
native wolf
They all use the same base
wide chasm
So, they also have some Java in them
marble lark
/google term: among us video
That happens to me way too much
golden gust
classic
golden gust
south west seemingly have some good ones too
left swift
paper core team distracting us from the real issue at hand here
jroy google searches among us meme videos
golden gust
we already knew he was trash, tbqh
hazy marlin
potent fossil
ok
hazy marlin
Why no kotlin?
potent fossil
Notice we have a kotlin emote too
hazy marlin
That’s a sticker, and there isn’t a normal kotlin sticker
Just the one with “no kotlin”
hazy marlin
Yeah they are emojis
potent fossil
void void
because not kotlin > kotlin
meager tusk
Kotlin is great.
potent fossil
That's...what I said
hazy marlin
Not stickers
hazy marlin
Yes cause I sent a sticker
potent fossil
okay this is way too fucking dumb for me
hazy marlin
Lol
potent fossil
Not the place
mental meadow
!warn @void void this is not a marketplace
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Warned epiklava#0001 (this is not a marketplace) [1 total infraction] -- aurora#4484.
left swift
void void
Sorry :(
left swift
oh nice they didnt use the rice ball logo
void void
🍙
cunning raft
If you have a tiktok account 
https://tiktokdataprivacysettlement.com/
vernal moth
And have the misfortune of living in the US you wanna add
cunning raft
oh yeah US people only 
left swift
skip
worn ember
oh nice they didnt use the rice ball logo
instead they took the one with 2 papers having intercourse 
you can never unsee it now
left swift
😳
wispy blade
a big 71
wispy blade
tfw NL
vague lagoon
worn ember
kaas prices
simple karma
worn ember
#paper-dev probably
spice ether
Yikes and that because of the firework ban or is it still about 2g
I can't follow it anymore to much going on 
mental meadow
Vienna tomorrow as well :/ There were supposed to be demonstrations because of the Trans Day of Remembrance but they all got cancelled because most of the people did not feel safe demonstrating with so many right wingers around
wispy blade
people are pulling stones out of the pavement and throwing them at police vans
very epic
timber sentinel
basically an average day in rotterdam
spice ether
Not epic that we need pay tax toward those police vans that are burning down atm tho
But eh atleast it nice and calm here in the South
left swift
new police Vans easy insurance scam
mental meadow
I want to visit my family over christmas but I'm not sure if I can now
wispy blade
basically an average day in rotterdam
THIS IS SO TRUE HONESTLY
mental meadow
Like if I don't go I'll feel bad because I miss them but if I do go I'll have a bad conscience. Win win situation
wispy blade
christmas dinner through teams
mental meadow
hey naomi
https://twitter.com/aurora_smiles_/status/1461651991252267008 only took 30 attempts
mental meadow
maybe one day
I do have like a graphics tablet thingy here so I wouldnt have to use my mouse 😄
mental meadow
oh okay
wispy blade
i couldn't pass this on PC
my fingers just go blob >220 BPM
like i got super close once
mental meadow
also my brother bought us each a tataco drum 😄
It's a very cheap one from Alibaba but where is the fun in not buying cheap chinese electronic
wispy blade
true
i might go to national video game museum once
they have almost ALL bemani games
i really wanna play IIDX
mental meadow
I'm still salty that taiko no tatsujin has almost no songs and a lot of song dlcs
So salty I spend like 30€ on dlcs
And now can't afford pokemon 
warm anchor
I'm still salty that taiko no tatsujin has almost no songs and a lot of song dlc...
Need to visit Japan arcade
left swift
come to japan
ancient bolt
!kick @undone crystal Do not PR staff, do not request support for older versions of Paper
thorny flickerBOT
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wispy blade
unsupported for a reason lmao
half hawk
what does "PR staff" mean
ancient bolt
typo because I type PR a lot more than PM and it just came out without thinking
half hawk
this is a disappointing outcome. i thought they were writing creepy asterisks to you
left swift
pull my cat PR
potent fossil
mana i have a question
charred sleet
never too much british
potent fossil
mana i have a question
@left swift @left swift @left swift @left swift
left swift
what
potent fossil
<a:click:818665506177155102>
why is there no flash module on that camera and why is the flash coming out of his fucking eyeball
potent fossil
wow
left swift
eyebrow comes double as flash module
potent fossil
.g how to convert eyebrow into hot shoe mount flash module
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://photography.tutsplus.com/tutorials/the-complete-guide-to-your-hot-shoe-flash--photo-5754
potent fossil
not helpful paperchan
left swift
void void
why is there no flash module on that camera and why is the flash coming out of h...
does your eyeball not flash when you take pictures?
little frost
typo because I type PR a lot more than PM and it just came out without thinking
i write goodbyte so often
void void
guess i dont have that firmware update
should be part of the new pfizer_22 patch
potent fossil
make an energy bar marketed for programmers and call it goodbyte
will make millions
I will collect 95% royalties on each sale
void void
seems fair
wispy blade
nice
heady spear
peanut butter is like sex for your mouth
wispy blade
no
void void
thank you city
wispy blade
comparing peanut butter to oral sex
stray oyster
oh GOD get that image out of my head
swift root
😄
stray oyster
void void
city might actually have a point, for once
swift root
excellent analogy @heady spear
heady spear
excellent analogy <@!378225705282174979>
I love you
left swift
city is back 
toxic bone
british people 🤬
void void
can someone help me increase tps if I provide a timings report?
cuz tps is like god damn 15 with only like 12 players on cpu usage goes to like 200/250% and ram only like 6/12
worn ember
post it in #paper-help though
worn crest
british people 🤬
boddl o woda
potent fossil
inb4 mob farms
placid thicket
anybody got world file size comparisons between .17 and .18?
silver nexus
not that much...
worn ember
@warm anchor i finally did it, i reached lvl 25 on enigma lol
waxen panther
twin lagoon
@waxen panther 
twin lagoon
order kebab
left swift
GET SOME
timid schooner
Hey guys, I've recently deployed a proxy / VPN detector app, lots of those exist today but I think mine is better 😄
Am I allowed to post the link in here to have you folks test it out?
whole prawn
<@215448923681062913> I am hungry
your bowl is literally full
silver nexus
Lol
unborn jay
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/interactiveboard.77114/
Has anyone tried this plugin?
Is it worth it? is it lightweight?
tropic flame
.tryitandsee
limber knotBOT
unborn jay
but it costs money! you can't just try it
and it's quite expensive as well
I'm just asking if anyone has had prior experience with it 🙂
potent fossil
there are reviews on the plugin for this exact reason
unborn jay
okay sorry, I just wanted a more personal approach 🥲
potent fossil
most of us here are devs, you can try asking in syscraft
they have more server owners
unborn jay
thank you, that's good advice!
warm anchor
<@!177150983258767360> i finally did it, i reached lvl 25 on enigma lol
Wtf dedication
peak ginkgo
Shared host with an explicit california location? Thinking LA/SF
My regular go to is only Texas :<
magic river
AWS 😄
magic river
Wow, Zink is faster than NVIDIA's OpenGL driver for Tomb Raider
151 FPS with Zink, 121 FPS with native GL
true canyon
From quick googling, that's an OpenGL->Vulcan magic?
magic river
More or less, it's a Vulkan backend for Gallium3D
Mostly just OpenGL->Vulkan but apparently GalliumNine works too, D3D9->Vulkan
merry talon
Shared host with an explicit california location? Thinking LA/SF
Bloom?
magic river
I wonder if this was some multiyear brand deal
I can't see any other reason to still be making this stuff
fossil patio
@twin lagoon
pastel reef
How long did it take for paper to update to 1.17?
ancient bolt
years
wispy blade
decades
quick pasture
millennia
mental meadow
AND YOU WILL REMEMBER ME
REMEMBER ME
FOR CENTURIES
marble lark
AND JUST ONE MISTAKE
grand pewter
