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fallow tapir
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Anyway thanks for the answers Ill prob end up updating my server tomorrow. so that's when I find out how much ubunto hates me.

warm anchor
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oh that's the best part wdym. You think you got everything covered but something always goes wrong

true canyon
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We're just sending them to a farm upstate, buddy.

fallow tapir
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I'm diving back into programing for the first time in 10years and all I want to do is beat my head into a wall I figured running a Linux distro and starting a private mc server were a great way to do it and its been head ack left and right

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yall have a good one

toxic bone
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my favorite linux is mario

mossy trellis
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1.18 LETS GOOOO

placid oar
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Including some form of credit on the site would be much appreciated πŸ™‚

ember vapor
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nearly all role icons are paper logo

chrome cosmos
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Best Linux is amogos

ancient bolt
cosmic raft
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!server

thorny flickerBOT
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ember vapor
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My Samsung smart fridge in the kitchen can handle more entities
what?

warm anchor
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secret channel riewoke

warm anchor
cosmic raft
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we have a couple private channels KEKW

warm anchor
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man so many lumberjack channel

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I am excited for password protected channel in future update from Discord 😎

cosmic raft
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o.O

little frost
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ah yes the voice tree

silver nexus
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anyone else watch "New Amsterdam"?

cosmic raft
silver nexus
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have you seen the latest episode?

cosmic raft
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not sure, let me check

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started, not finished

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8m in

silver nexus
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ah

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you should watch it when you get a chance

potent fossil
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kash teasing us with channels we'll never get to see πŸ˜”

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always knew kash hated me

untold copper
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saddest

hardy ginkgo
upbeat falconBOT
chrome cosmos
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@hardy ginkgo ^

ember vapor
hardy ginkgo
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???

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the point was that it's a distro

chrome cosmos
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It is a distro and it is cool

hardy ginkgo
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yes

magic river
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Just finished Discovery season 2, just in time for season 4 to start

potent fossil
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kek

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im v ready for midnight

magic river
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Technically I have like 25 minutes left in season 2

potent fossil
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have you checked out the cartoon one? prodigy

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its definitely nickelodeon but, it's fine

magic river
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I thought lower decks was the cartoon one

potent fossil
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it is but they have a new one

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prodigy, it's like a kids cartoon whereas lower decks is very much an adult cartoon

magic river
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Bleh, Picard isn't until February?

potent fossil
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but being that im a trekkie i had to watch the kids one anyway

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it's not horrible

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not amazing but not horrible

magic river
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Oh, but they filmed season 3 already too

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Probably will need some reshoots and such but it should be mostly done

potent fossil
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im not sure how i feel about picard honestly

magic river
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Huh, they got a new Borg Queen

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It's the woman who did voice and capture work for Tess in The Last of Us

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That's the woman Joel was partners with at the beginning

cosmic raft
magic river
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Yeah

proud lance
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How well does Minecraft run on Hannah Montana Linux

little frost
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paper only supports Taylor Swift Linux

proud lance
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Neat that's a thing too

cosmic raft
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@swift root

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woops

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it was working

void void
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how rude

pearl hearth
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System Info: Java 16 (OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM 16.0.2+7-67) Host: ewwwww Windows 10 10.0 (amd64)

wispy blade
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ok

minor badge
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morning naomi ameowcomfywave

wispy blade
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morning mari

left swift
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k

golden gust
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k

wispy blade
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hi cat

golden gust
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hi cat

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I mean

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hai naomi

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hai proxi

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hai everybody

swift root
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wow

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so mean and incosiderate

golden gust
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fuck off larry

wispy blade
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i can stay in bed ffor another hour today wooo

swift root
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I'm RIGHT HERE stalking THIS VERY CHAT

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and you got the nuts to IGNORE ME?!?!

void void
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wave_fast hi naomi and cat

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and larry

wispy blade
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@swift root hello bestest larry

swift root
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hi

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!

golden gust
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larry

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I really wanna see you do a re-enactment of a scene in back to the future

swift root
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πŸ‘€

golden gust
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ps: it's the scene where biff flies into a trailer full of horse manure

swift root
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wow!

golden gust
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or, maybe not biff, idk, is too early

swift root
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thankfully, the distinct aroma of horse manure in particular I find pleasing if not acceptable

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so I'd only be a little teeny bit sad

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and that would only be because I didn't have you to share the moment with

golden gust
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I mean, I'm a city boy who kinda wishes he was more of a country boy

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but, I mean, theres nothing like the fresh smell of manure in the morning to clear out your cold

potent fossil
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full moon (or, well, 98-99% illuminated, guess it's not going to hit 100% this cycle)

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

swift root
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ah yes, decomposition! how lovely to behold, how lovely for your cold.

golden gust
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I just love it

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One minute you're all bunged up

swift root
golden gust
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next minute you're leaving a snail trail on the ground and enjoying the fresh smell of warm manure

minor badge
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@swift root peepoLove

golden gust
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speaking of leaving snail trails

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hai mari

minor badge
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@golden gust peepoSwordnShield

vestal jasper
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@minor badge @swift root @potent fossil cuties

potent fossil
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can't tell if larry is trolling me tho πŸ˜”

wispy blade
vestal jasper
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i'm stoked, just finished a mouse mod without fucking up

wispy blade
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does not smell good

vestal jasper
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ignoring the 7 times I burnt myself with the soldering iron PepeLa

golden gust
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Josh

vestal jasper
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listen

swift root
golden gust
potent fossil
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πŸ₯° ok i love u

golden gust
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for u josh

vestal jasper
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well, yes

golden gust
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In my like, oh god

vestal jasper
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but also i was trying to remove 3 pole switches with only fresh solder, a soldering iron, and my fingers

golden gust
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15 years? or so of using a soldering iron

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I've burned myself like, 3 times, tops

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and one wasn't even my fault, my grandfather slipped with the iron

spiral robin
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Hi

vestal jasper
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I have the hands of a mechanic yet I just sit at my computer all night

spiral robin
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@minor badge

minor badge
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hi aber!!

vestal jasper
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but I was applying pressure and force on a part I had the iron also on

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not the safest idea or way to remove through-hole components

golden gust
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soldering wick, solder sucker, and flux

vestal jasper
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I had a desoldering wick but it vanished half way through :DDDDD

golden gust
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Well, desoldering brain as they call it

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oof

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Got a sucker?

vestal jasper
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nah but I'm about to invest in one

spiral robin
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Hallo larru

vestal jasper
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these switches feel so much nicer and are soooo much quieter

golden gust
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I used to avoid the suckers as I got a few cheapo ones over the years bundled with stuff

vestal jasper
golden gust
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But, somehow got my hands on a fairly decent one and damn, it's nice

vestal jasper
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how much would a worth-while one set me back, abouts?

golden gust
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couple of quid

vestal jasper
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yeah I'll get a good one then

golden gust
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Like, I don't even remember how I got my current fave one

vestal jasper
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few quid > burning my hands

vernal moth
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I love big releases at work, my stuff works flawlessly, but can't really test because the people I asked to give me a new subdoamin, who also confirmed the new subdomain, didn't actually set the new subdomain so nobody can see what I did just release πŸ˜‚

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whenever I need to rely on somebody else, thats just bound to be a catastrophe

minor badge
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ouch

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our sysops is great

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moral of that story is that you should drop it all and come work with me instead prayga

vernal moth
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oh that team will no longer be in charge of internal subdomains, it wil move to another, much better team

golden gust
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I'd love to work at the same place as proxi

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But, then theres the whole working at the same place as mari

spiral robin
vernal moth
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this is the windows team basically, they managed internal dns

golden gust
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and, working with mari

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and, speak to mari

vernal moth
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but now its going to the network team who will do both internal and external dns

crystal lilyBOT
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__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

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vernal moth
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(with pretty cool tech too, infoblox, some kind of fancy api to provide dns records)

cosmic raft
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wahoo

spiral robin
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Hi kasheek

cosmic raft
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kaguya works

void void
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Can we no longer feed people to the goblins?

cosmic raft
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no

wispy blade
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tesing in prod, epic

cosmic raft
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no, there's a testing guild

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you're just not in it

void void
wispy blade
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can i be in it? πŸ₯Ί

cosmic raft
minor badge
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just like im in your mom woo yeah 😎

wispy blade
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wow rude

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i cannot believe you're having lesbian sex with my mom

minor badge
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😎 it's just too easy

crystal lilyBOT
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__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

chrome cosmos
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Nice

potent fossil
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wooo st discovery in 56 minutes

left swift
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πŸ”

minor badge
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What discovery?

potent fossil
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star trek

cosmic raft
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Star Trek Discovery

left swift
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stat trak

golden gust
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STD

left swift
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sudden tickle death

golden gust
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am just tryna play pokemon STD

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gotta catch 'em all

left swift
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I can give u 5

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thanks

void void
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does anyone know of a commandline tool for editing mca files? I want to make a script that goes through all my region files and deletes any with less than 2 minutes of playertime

golden gust
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mcaselector

void void
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that's for linux?

golden gust
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pretty sure it was cross platform πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

void void
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okay thank you so much

vernal moth
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worth nothing that I wouldn't recommend doing that if you plan on upgrading to 1.18, no clue how that will affect blending if you have holes in your regions

void void
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I don't care about blending because the alternative is all my 1.18 chunks will be 250k away from spawn, also I am mainly doing this because I'm about to run out of harddrive space

left swift
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gaping region holes rieLewd

vernal moth
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just wanted to mention it

void void
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thank you πŸ˜„

swift root
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no matter what I do, I'm stuck with the black background, nothing can change it! ARGH

pearl hearth
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i just started with ms visual studio code (not the same as ms visual studio), with some extensions

left swift
pearl hearth
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extensions for minecraft command syntax

golden gust
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Reasons I love latex

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I mean, LaTeX

elfin steppe
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even powerpoint

minor badge
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\LaTeX you mean

pearl hearth
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spandex costs less

vernal moth
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They just automatically adopt dark mode from system settings

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But it's toggle able

swift root
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i cannot toggle the background

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just the paper colour

golden gust
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Mari, I will lick you

potent fossil
potent fossil
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#gifs-and-memes, thanks

left swift
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no thank u

golden gust
swift root
potent fossil
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oh πŸ˜”

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poor larry

cosmic raft
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do it nine times

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cats have nine lives

cosmic raft
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do the konami code on omfgdogs

potent fossil
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i lold

cosmic raft
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simple, omfgdogs

golden gust
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mfw

cosmic raft
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and do konami code

potent fossil
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this is a great website

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but how does one do konami code

cosmic raft
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up up down down left right left right B A

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on keyboard

potent fossil
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nothing happened πŸ˜”

cosmic raft
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o.O

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you do it right?

potent fossil
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yes i pressed what you said

golden gust
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u suk

cosmic raft
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weird then o.O

potent fossil
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oh, i tried typing capital B and A

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but lower worked

cosmic raft
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oh lol

golden gust
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smh

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THERE NO SHIFT KEY ON A CONTROLLER SIMPLE

chrome cosmos
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Discoin the best NFT

pearl hearth
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plugins in keyboard

potent fossil
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star trek discovery time!

golden gust
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enjoy ur STD

vestal jasper
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once more, have fun with ur std

potent fossil
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i will thx

wispy blade
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how

vestal jasper
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home owner?

golden gust
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how do you say homeowner with meowing?

wispy blade
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you just do

golden gust
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Oh, god damned furries

vestal jasper
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@static badge probably knows how

golden gust
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or is it the weebs

wispy blade
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vrchat player

golden gust
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one or the other

wispy blade
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so, both

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yes

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just are

golden gust
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humans are plebs

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prove me wrong

vestal jasper
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there will be another 800 ETA requests by the end of the month

wispy blade
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i hope @cosmic raft shares the database after first "stable enough" release

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need ETA stats

nimble depot
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we do a little development...

wispy blade
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can you make a PR?

golden gust
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valk

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away

minor badge
golden gust
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these boots where made for valking

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AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY DOOO!

nimble depot
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perfekt

wispy blade
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"fork"

potent fossil
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hmm...interesting episode so far...

golden gust
potent fossil
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god damn, my nose is so mf itchy. covid sux

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plz

golden gust
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sounds like you need a covid test just to clean the chimney

potent fossil
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i can take my next one in the morning

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every 36 hours

wispy blade
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woke up

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and like

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it was just a waterfall

nimble depot
# golden gust

let's all gather and troll that github then, shall we?

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If we get 1000 users we will give every contributer a free valk plushie. Get in line since we will only make 1337 of them (maybe)

potent fossil
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well,

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all i gotta say about that discovery ep is "fuck"

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thanks for coming to my ted talk

wispy blade
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fun

golden gust
wispy blade
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yeah

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love Jeremy

golden gust
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me and my bro used to call it "lightsabers" for some reason

quasi valley
rocky scroll
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Anyone knows if item models for CIT Optifine are different from regular minecraft item models?

swift root
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simple

potent fossil
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oi, cat, you're not able to watch discovery? D:

swift root
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did you watch ST:Discovery S4E1 yet

potent fossil
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yes

swift root
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me too just now

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omg

potent fossil
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mega bruh moment ending

swift root
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mega

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'omg' really captures how i feel about the whole thing

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sooo good

potent fossil
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just. NOW I NEED THE NEXT EPISODE FUCK

swift root
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finally an excellent episode from a series that has always had so much potential

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same

golden gust
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I ain't been watching STD

swift root
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hehe

potent fossil
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o

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squats to shit on cat's rug

golden gust
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I mean, I suck at watching shows, tbqh; only time I start blasting through shows is when am ill or basically when theres nothing else to do or when the shows like, I really gotta watch this

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don't really got anything on that list though right now

potent fossil
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put std on that list

golden gust
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nah

potent fossil
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well

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u suk

swift root
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dw simple

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we can bond over our love of season 4

potent fossil
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πŸ₯°

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now am gonna watch the new prodigy episode i suppose

swift root
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SAME

potent fossil
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yos

swift root
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omg twinsies

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man that episode really hit me hard

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😩

golden gust
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y'all ain't gonna be getting your wangs out together or some shit?

potent fossil
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i cried at the end

swift root
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feelin' emotional aftershock

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I teared up twice, didn't blink to get those juicy tears flowin'

potent fossil
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prodigy hurts a little bit but it's also wholesome bc it's very much for kids and they keep subtly explaining things, like the replicator, and im like "that's cute but also annoying"

swift root
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lmao same

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at least they can get new kids into a great franchise

potent fossil
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yes <3

twin lagoon
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@potent fossil pleataco

potent fossil
ashen cliff
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There we go.

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My Hetzner machine is finally dead.

potent fossil
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Good work bro

ashen cliff
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Really want to know how many cores I actually lost...

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What.... And now I'm confused.

outer patio
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Anyone know how server 1.18 performance compares to 1.17? 20% degradation?

potent fossil
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It's not even released yet.

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So the answer to that is nobody knows, and how would we?

outer patio
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Just wondering if there was any best guesses

potent fossil
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How would we even guess?

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There is nothing to go off of

swift root
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Slightly worse but nothing insane is my guess. Probably a bit more than slightly worse knowing mojjjjaannggg

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We can theoretically go off of the snapshots :D

outer patio
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Hey, one can always guess

potent fossil
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Okay here's my guess.

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It'll ruin your server.

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0% performance.

swift root
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Nothing wildly bad I'm sure, nothing amazing either.

ashen cliff
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Way worse than Paper 1.17. πŸ›Œ

outer patio
potent fossil
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Larry I thought you were slep

little frost
potent fossil
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But then again I was supposed to be slep too.

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By the way everyone, Larry has a planet named after him now

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It's a sentient planet that tries to consume any and all inhabitants

little frost
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is the planet called "Larry"

potent fossil
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Yes

twin lagoon
worn ember
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Kaas

ashen cliff
ember vapor
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rip cpu #9

ashen cliff
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Yeah...

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Not good.

ember vapor
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🧊 ⬅️ cpus

ashen cliff
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And it's dead.

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...

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Epic.

ember vapor
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why are they stuck xdd

ashen cliff
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Due to something being dead...

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Probably memory borked.

ember vapor
wet smelt
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Is there a way to run commands from spigot plugins through the execute command? It only seems to support vanilla commands.

execute as @p run plugincommand
stray oyster
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It should work if theyre brigadier commands

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I recall being asked why my plugins commands worked there

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and that was the only explanation I could come up with

nimble depot
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I perfected the art of pulling crap from the internet

wet smelt
twin lagoon
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avoid chimera

mental meadow
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and the cloud repo is almost never down

twin lagoon
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this is why you mirror it internally

mossy vessel
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The amount of unjustified vars is... interesting

minor badge
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hm?

marble lark
prisma geyser
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why my server admin gone crazy bc aurora xddddddddd

wispy blade
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?

marble lark
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is it just me or is this mapping completely... pointless?

wispy blade
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i have cheese twists and iced tea, life's good

mental meadow
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naomi really is fascinated by cheese

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the book wasnt lying

wispy blade
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im fascinated by cheese twists

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but yes, i do like cheese

quick pasture
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Kaas stengels

wispy blade
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yes

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van de appie

twin lagoon
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kaasstengels PogChewFast

vale rune
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@meager tusk hi.

twin lagoon
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IDRIZ!

mossy vessel
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PogChewFast

void void
wispy blade
meager tusk
void void
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kaasstengels are love, kaasstengels are life

wispy blade
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yes

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especially when still warm

mental meadow
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are those like baked puff pastry with crunchy cheese

wispy blade
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yes

mental meadow
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because if yes then I love them

wispy blade
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"the book wasnt lying"

mental meadow
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smh

twin lagoon
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@mental meadow weebHuggu2

mental meadow
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what good password managers are there for business, michael you always know stuff like that

twin lagoon
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bitwarden

mental meadow
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I wrote with sales a bit yesterday from bitwarden but they are fucking expensive

vale rune
twin lagoon
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could always selfhost bitwarden

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i don't think they're that expensive though

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yeah $3/per user/mo isn't that bad

mental meadow
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we are a nonprofit with basically no budget so everything is expensive, plus we want 2FA + ldap integration

twin lagoon
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check if vaultwarden has ldap?

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then just selfhost it tbh

void void
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pretty sure vaultwarden has both ^

waxen panther
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major bag alert

twin lagoon
mental meadow
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never heard of that shit

twin lagoon
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vaultwarden is an opensource Rust backend for bitwarden

mental meadow
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is it decent?

twin lagoon
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very

plucky sparrow
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ldap??

twin lagoon
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because the official bitwarden, while also opensource, is C# & uses MSSQL

mental meadow
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yikes

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mssql

twin lagoon
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vaultwarden is a beauty though

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and it's compatible with the bitwarden apps

twin lagoon
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there ya go

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chuck it behind a VPN and you've got a cheap password manager

mental meadow
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michael you're epic

twin lagoon
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(or cloudflare access)

mental meadow
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Now I don't have to talk with sales people anymore

mossy vessel
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Imagine if you have a decent authentication workflow, but coworker always turns of their monitor to save time instead of logging in the next day

twin lagoon
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did you not mention you're a non-profit to them

mental meadow
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I did

twin lagoon
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because companies usually tend to have some discount for non-profit orgs

mental meadow
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they give 25% discount for npos

twin lagoon
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fair

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@untold meadow@untold meadow@untold meadow@untold meadow@untold meadow@untold meadow@untold meadow@untold meadow BEST kierarnarnarnarnarnarna

mental meadow
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But that would still be like 900$ which is around 850$ too much lol

twin lagoon
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chuck vaultwarden on a $5/mo digitalocean instance

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ez

tough ledge
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Or do you maybe have an old computer lying around that could host that?

untold meadow
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u are best kierahneiran

mental meadow
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Server is not the problem

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So what I've learned over the past year is that i should just give up in searching for software solutions and just ask Michael directly

untold meadow
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true with most things tbh

void void
mental meadow
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Michael always seems to have the right solution lol

twin lagoon
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i am genius

mental meadow
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❀️ SenkoLove

mild rune
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michael has omega big brain

twin lagoon
mental meadow
nimble depot
#

Me with a 900 euro hetzner bill:

limber knotBOT
#

or just use KeepassX and sync the file with syncthing thinksmart

limber knotBOT
#

πŸ˜…

nimble depot
#

I use KeePass and just have it version controlled to Gitea

limber knotBOT
#

that sounds like git abuse lol

nimble depot
#

Git hacks

#

I used GitHub as a chat application for crying out loud, git gud or go home!

merry talon
#

I just don't trust myself to maintain something that vital lol

#

So 1password it is for me too

golden gust
#

part of why I just toss bitwarden a few quid a year

merry talon
#

True could also do that

mossy vessel
golden gust
#

part of me kinda misses lastpass

#

I think that their extention was probs the best I've used so far

mild rune
#

I use lastpass, it's not too bad

golden gust
#

1password for what I've used of papers stuff looks okay, but, has annoyances at times

mild rune
#

Especially since they give me the premium features for free for some reason

merry talon
#

The only thing that put me off BW in favor of 1P was the extension

#

But it seems the BW one has gotten a lot better

golden gust
#

I ditched lastpass after, erm.. well, they started limiting the thing more, and, I'd been meaning to get away from the fucks who bought LP

mild rune
#

Yeaaah

#

Forcing 1 device unless you pay is fucked

#

I'll just buy a notebook and write my passwords down on it and carry it around pepeLa

golden gust
#

Well, LogMeIn as a company has been like, very shitty for a while

#

idk if they've gotten better since, but, I generally refuse to touch their shit these days

mild rune
#

They're eeeeeh

#

I stopped using them when they forced you to make an account for everything they owned

#

Was too lazy

mental meadow
mild rune
#

If 1Password is so good why hasn't there been a 2Password, checkmate gamers

merry talon
#

also 1password is Canadian and cldfire works for them if anyone remembers that name lol

golden gust
#

a long ass fucking time ago

mental meadow
#

Ideally we wanted something self hosted anyway, i just didn't know about vaultwarden

#

But it's still nice to know what kinda deals we could get

mild rune
#

I'll probably swap to self hosted whenever I'm not lazy

mental meadow
vernal moth
#

Vaultwarden! (Bitwarden self hosted)

golden gust
#

I mean, I don't wanna be locked out of all my shit if I fuck up my server

#

Be like facebook, lol

vernal moth
#

Bitwarden also has the best apps

#

For auto fill and shit

#

If you self host you get all the account sharing features and stuff for free

golden gust
#

eh, LPs was better from what I recall

void void
mild rune
#

damn Bitwarden is super cheap wtf

#

might have to swap

#

one thing I hate about LP is that once I added my security key, it doesn't let me fallback to a different 2FA method when re-authing myself every month. I'd have to logout and log back in to get the option to select a different method.

mental meadow
#

Yeah yeah i got it next time I'll just ask here

ashen cliff
#

Ah yes.

#

Quality.

mild rune
#

that's a lot of seconds

golden gust
#

I sent it too fucking hard ye' know

ashen cliff
#

Too many years...

twin lagoon
#

and paid plan is just $5/yr if you want to use TOTP generation

mild rune
#

Yeah I'd end up using the paid features tbh

vernal moth
cosmic raft
#

lastpass? fuck lastpass

golden gust
#

I mean, I just remember their UI thing being more happy about completing stuff in the past

#

otherwise, am with kash

cunning raft
#

I moved from LP to 1Password

#

I wish they had the security checkup thing that LP had tho

foggy silo
#

I moved from LP because of the β€œone device type” policy

mild rune
#

yeah I know a lot who moved because of that policy

chrome cosmos
#

Just found out favs exists

#

Fast async voxel sniper

ashen cliff
#

πŸ‘

#

Now, learn to use it.

chrome cosmos
#

K

#

I already use fast asyn worledit

#

What is so hard

#

Righ.t...........

lavish compass
#

Proprietary password managers are cringe

#

To be fair; 1password has better UI/UX than bitwarden from what I've seen

chrome cosmos
#

Chrome password manager

lavish compass
#

No

chrome cosmos
#

I am tooo lazy

#

Meh I don't care about privacy

foggy silo
#

Wdym proprietary

lavish compass
#

Not FOSS

cosmic raft
#

probably 99% of what you use everyday is proprietary in some way

#

find another reason to complain

charred sleet
#

bitwarden is ok

#

i use it

lavish compass
foggy silo
#

Same

lavish compass
#

Having an independent audit is nice

golden gust
#

Which practically never happens with OSS hardware?

lavish compass
#

I'm not familiar with the open source hardware stuff, but I do know that bitwarden has been independently audited by Cure53

golden gust
#

I mean, software

lavish compass
#

1pass has an audit too afaik, although it's proprietary

toxic bone
#

chrome password manager😎

cosmic raft
#

so I'm fine with the proprietary part

vernal moth
#

Lmao

#

The biggest scene release of the year!

ashen cliff
#

Epic.

cosmic raft
#

Type:
Cryptocurrency Fraud > NFT

#

LOL

ashen cliff
#

Just 20TB...

vernal moth
#

Dude literally pays 200 AUD to keep that up every month

#

That's commitment to a joke

ashen cliff
#

So just like my MC server.

limber knotBOT
#

but do they have the decentraland NFTs? πŸ‘€

magic river
#

Kettle logic (la logique du chaudron in the original French) is a rhetorical device wherein one uses multiple arguments to defend a point, but the arguments are inconsistent with each other.
Jacques Derrida uses this expression in reference to the humorous "kettle-story", that Sigmund Freud relates in The Interpretation of Dreams (1900) and Joke...

#

Like, I knew the technique but TIL it has a name

untold copper
#

day #162 of trying to get abs (day before yesterday): Did 50 minutes of some workout, I don't remember now
day #163 of trying to get abs (yesterday): no exercise
day #164 of trying to get abs (today): Did 40 minutes of lower body workout. Pretty good.

vernal moth
cosmic raft
#

lmao

ashen cliff
#

git repository
kekwhyper

green turret
#

Anyone got any experience working with large amounts of time series data that may or may not need to "change" or be "reprocessed" arbitrarily? I could use some ping pong x_x

quick pasture
#

pythonn

#

use pandas

ashen cliff
#

TIL: Alder Lake has FIVR.

spiral robin
#

good morning

mossy vessel
#

good morning

native wolf
#

good morning

void void
#

good evening

green turret
magic mesa
ashen cliff
#

Welcome to the club. kekwhyper

magic mesa
#

lmao

ashen cliff
#

... better not be a SSD issue.

magic mesa
#

Is it running bare metal? or are you looking at a vm spitting that msg

ashen cliff
#

Bare metal like always.

magic mesa
#

Ah you see I thought mine was because it's a vm ,probably isn't a vm issue since I am not even running it hard

#

Only nextcloud running on that

quick pasture
#

powerful scala library

green turret
# quick pasture If you want to process stream data, use Apache Flink

So my issue is that I have a stream of data from thousands of devices, and I have to ensure ordering, enrichment, conversion, calibration, quality assurance, and a few other specifics. Some of the operations are "per device", some are cross-cutting, some of it requires managing accumulative state, etc. It's a bit involved. The data is broadcast to various databases and services. Once in a while, a mistake happens, and I have to "change the past" for a particular device. Sometimes all the way back to its epoch. But changes to one device can affect the behavior and state of cross cutting concerns, so the whole thing propagates out into a mess of "we may have to rewind and play back with new state/behavior" to rectify, and then we also have to make changes accordingly downstream.

#

I feel like this is a problem that other people must have solved before, or maybe the solutions are just awkward because the problem is awkward.

#

I just can't seem to find anything solid on the topic. It's often like "CPU usage metrics" and logs and generally stuff that "dies" in the stream after some super loose retention policy, and "well can't you just ignore the problem and let it go away?", but I can't because all the data is important xD

placid thicket
#

Does anyone have data yet for vanilla 18 performance vs previous versions?

magic river
#

This sounds like a distributed locking problem

placid thicket
#

Wow that title is out of date lol

magic river
#

Sorry, I meant database replication

#

Sorry, I meant the hardest practical problem in computing

#

Good luck πŸ˜„

green turret
#

Ahahahaha

#

Well crap!

vale rune
magic river
#

For real though, if the solution isn't "dump all the data somewhere and figure out how to process it later" you're past what I know how to do

#

And past anything prebuilt that I know of

green turret
#

I have some ideas for semi-general solutions that will require a bunch of work that can be mostly automated, but won't necessarily be acceptable due to time constraints x_x

magic river
#

Either they have simpler problems or they have more time then

green turret
#

Mostly revolves around really tedious "just reprocess everything" in a blue/green deployment kind of strategy.

#

Ahhhh it sucks and it won't scale.

quick pasture
#

after processing, where does the data go?

#

because replaying from where the mistake happened seems like a wrong solution to me

green turret
#

Into some databases that may or may not hold all the data sliced in various ways. Different databases for different services that all kinda need the same data but with wildly different access patterns.

#

Been using InfluxDB for most of our workloads, but some of the newer ideas will crush it because of the way the data is sliced currently x_x

#

(brb dinner!)

quick pasture
#

but if you know the mistake, cant u add a new "fix mistake" workflow in ur data stream or sth?

#

like, tell the stream handler to handle that packet/chunk/whatever differently and fix the databases with it?

void void
#

Terraria X Don't Starve Together on Steam: https://klei.gg/Terraria_X_DST_Steam
They sure don’t make planes of existence like they used to. One teensy little mishap has plunged the world of Terraria into rather... constant danger, and is terrarizing the Constant like nothing before! Survivors and Terrarians alike will have to keep a watchful eye...

β–Ά Play video
potent fossil
#

Welp

#

Lost my sense of smell and taste

#

This is wonderful

potent fossil
void void
#

sad

potent fossil
#

i was gonna eat a muffin but now i dont care cause i cant taste it

left swift
#

o no sinple

#

u got covid?

void void
#

sending good vibes peepolove

potent fossil
#

yes mana i've had it for a while now

left swift
potent fossil
#

my dumbfuck unvaccinated brother decided to go to a bachelor party, came home with it, and infected the entire house

left swift
#

wow

#

actual shithead

ancient bolt
#

living with stupid people is awful

left swift
#

now simple cant taste his muffin

#

I think that qualifies as being added to the kneny list of shame

potent fossil
#

was gonna test myself to see if maybe i'd be lucky enough to be able to go to my physics lab today and not get a 0 on that but now no need, that just guarantees i still got it

#

so, whatever

#

how's y'all's days going

austere ivy
#

just buried one of my chickens, she died today

#

so not great :I

green turret
quick pasture
#

yee, seems a bit excessive to replay from the beginning πŸ˜…

green turret
#

Yes :(

potent fossil
#

sorry to hear @austere ivy

limber knotBOT
#

god why is the xbox gamertag system so freaking awful?

dense furnace
#

Do I understand this right? MC 1.18 will support multi threading in World Generation?

potent fossil
#

That is what it says, yes

#

Among other things

dense furnace
#

I'm in heaven:)

lean kiln
#

in reality that doesn't really mean anything

#

worldgen in 1.18 will be slower than 1.17 regardless

#

also paper already does chunk gen off main

#

that is just talking about adjusting thread pools

vernal moth
#

Yeah that doesn't mean much

#

It's just configuring the existing multi threading

potent fossil
#

||to be clear i didn't indicate that it was good i just said he read it correctly||

worn ember
#

clearly you're wrong smh smh

foggy veldt
#

Can’t wait for β€œ1.18 sux ever since Microsoft bought Minecraft they don’t care about performance my server uses way more resources than 1.12”

lean kiln
#

I mean there's reasons it's slower

vernal moth
#

People need to stop talking about stuff they don't understand

lean kiln
#

if you want fancy gen that's gonna take more time

worn ember
#

remove phantoms to speed it up 200%

vernal moth
#

And it's too early to evaluate the performance of an unreleased version

#

They did a ton of work to offset the additional cost

lean kiln
#

at this point I doubt the vanilla performance will change much to the final

#

from the current pre

potent fossil
#

throwback to the mojang suggestions thread where everyone was saying "just turn on multithreading, it's easy, i cant believe devs are so lazy and they wont just turn it on"

#

hundreds of comments like that

lean kiln
#

but yeah as far as paper can't say anything yet

potent fossil
#

damn near lost my mind

mild rune
#

just turn it on 4Head

vernal moth
#

And I am confident in their ability to do so, chances are the offset is higher than the cost

#

Now, will that be the case in paper too? Who knows, Mojang copied one of our optimizations once we explained it to them

#

So we have to see how that affects stuff

mild rune
#

I'll manually do the math for world gen for everyone, hand calculate the noise

wide chasm
#

If you do the even chunks, I'll do the odd ones, then we're multithreaded too /s

foggy veldt
#

I think 1.18 will be the first version since like 1.7 I’ll play vanilla survival. Im excited owoFortnite

austere ivy
worn ember
#

blockchain worldgen

austere ivy
ripe sphinx
potent fossil
#

and also part of that thread, the mods of the suggestion thread deleted any and all comments that explained how it can't just be "turned on"

#

so it was a complete echo chamber of 13 year olds ree'ing about how easy it is to turn on multithreading

fossil patio
mild rune
#

just do system.multiThreaded(true); Kappa

waxen panther
#

i buy paulcoin

fossil patio
#

brocc leave

waxen panther
#

ok

fossil patio
#

we live in a catciety

mild rune
#

Just ask each client to gen the world, I'm sure the clients won't lie :)

worn ember
#

finally

potent fossil
#

client: yes this chunk is filled entirely with diamonds. all of it. diamonds all the way to bedrock. no cap.

placid thicket
#

Kinda wish Mojang would put something vague about multithreading in the changelog so all the know nothings would shut up lol

worn ember
#

just make the server calculate the hash of the chunk and if its not the same turn the entire chunk to void

mild rune
#

what if that's my goal

placid thicket
#

Birb

austere ivy
austere ivy
placid thicket
#

Yes, she is my Betty

austere ivy
#

lovely. I love birds

placid thicket
#

She's a pest sometimes :p her favorite thing is to destroy my Lego collection brick by brick

void void
#

do you ever thinkthere has been like a villain origin story of someone who found a big exploit and reported it expecting money / fame and noone cared

placid thicket
#

See, they were already a villain if they found an exploit and the first thing that comes to mind is money and fame

void void
#

they need to 🍴 πŸ”

magic river
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) xkcd: Snack (5 November 2021)

void void
#

:sadge:

vestal jasper
#

We call those Twitter posts linking to cves

#

Or hackernews

void void
#

how would you even go about selling an exploit

#

yuou hear like "sold it to china" but how does one talk with this "china" guy??!?!?

worn ember
#

S N A C K

spiral robin
vale rune
#

@meager tusk hi.

meager tusk
#

How are you today.

nimble depot
vale rune
meager tusk
spiral robin
#

wholesome conversation

vale rune
#

Fact!

#

Always wholesome, till this motherfucker @ashen cliff decides to barge in.

left swift
#

who

ashen cliff
#

Fact.

#

Why does the image have to animate?

void void
#

I only just noticed that lol

twin lagoon
#

@vestal jasper uwu

vestal jasper
#

uwu

ancient bolt
vernal moth
#

It doesn't on mobile

#

Because why would it

nimble depot
#

So far, I am liking my monitor lookup thing-o

left swift
#

can it look for where my mom's love for me is

nimble depot
#

if someone contributes the code, probably

left swift
#

nice

nimble depot
#

thing is written in Elixir so it's kind of cursed, but hey, it works really well.

mild rune
#

Elixir is nice

nimble depot
#

It was a fun learning experience. This is my first project in Elixir (and using Cassandra)

mild rune
#

I work on an open source streaming platform that's in Elixir, it's how I learned it

nimble depot
#

I just like unique languages like that

mild rune
#

also yeah light mode

nimble depot
#

It's easier for my eyes to see, I have a issue with my left eye.

nimble depot
spiral robin
ancient bolt
#

that character never made sense

#

how is that a human

#

also, wtf is the eyes and mouth for

#

nothing makes sense

worn ember
#

Welcome to life lol

nimble depot
#

I figured out how to make Ceph recognizeable as a volume on Windows

void void
charred sleet
#

why did the image change

#

preferred teh old one

cosmic raft
#

it's animated now

charred sleet
#

ohhhh you have to hover over it

#

makes sense

void void
#

would be too distracting if it animated without hover

cosmic raft
#

you don't need to hover

#

it animates for me without hovering

charred sleet
#

huh

#

it doesnt for me

void void
#

updated and restarted my client, animates on its own now

charred sleet
#

ah ok

#

discord hoggin everything

minor scaffold
#

It's the engine it's executed on. That's almost like a full Chrome browser.

wispy blade
#

a javascript engine running a browser running a javascript engine

left swift
#

running on a pi

void void
#

Tbf, discord usually has a very low memory footprint

#

No clue what happened there

charred sleet
#

its not normally this bad

#

restart has done something

worn ember
#

Probably Kash his animated banner

barren locust
#

Someone from this server contacted me and then said this FYI

charred sleet
whole prawn
#

that ive heard of anyway

unkempt drift
#

ok, who knows something about graphql? Say ive got a query that returns smth like ```json
[
{
"name": "A thing",
"metadata": {
"nickname": "nickname"
}
},
...
]

since I'm only grabbing one thing from that metadata object, is there any way in the query to "move it up" a level and alias it? What I'm doing isnt this simple, but it would dramatically simplify dealing with the response since there's one field several layers deep I need so each object in the array is way bigger than it needs to be
cosmic raft
tropic flame
#

is some sort of worldwide internet problem happening again? like cloudflare having a fucky wucky or something? apps work, searching on google works, however accessing any website through Google does not

#

firefox just times out

#

oh ok it worked this time, nvm

unkempt drift
#

I can just write a mapping function in my app to flatten it, was just wondering if there was a built-in way with graphql

#

copilot just wrote the mapping/flattening function for me anyways πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

cosmic raft
#

lol

mild rune
#

Graphql depends heavily on what the API provider has written in the backend tbh

void void
#

why is discord app literally just chromium

#

kinda cringe

native wolf
#

Because it's made with Electron lol

mossy trellis
#

Bring back #memes once 1.18 is released

cunning raft
#

@waxen panther

waxen panther
#

hi

cunning raft
#

opinion on the message above my ping

waxen panther
#

I disagree with it wholeheartedly

spiral robin
waxen panther
#

in fact I think we should remove #gifs-and-memes upon 1.18 release

tropic flame
spiral robin
#

remove everything except kitties and general

waxen panther
#

split general into a adult general too

#

😎

spiral robin
#

youd love that

#

a home for explicit kori emotes

waxen panther
#

me when I’d never had to see naomi talk about valk πŸ₯°

#

WTF I don’t mean that kinda adult !!!

spiral robin
#

oh LMAO

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther koriLaugh

waxen panther
#

@twin lagoon koriLaugh

spiral robin
#

hello michal

twin lagoon
tropic flame
left swift
#

general is just filtered politics

waxen panther
left swift
#

filter u out

rotund portal
#

can someone explain like im 8 what velocity is?

potent fossil
#

like bungee, but better

rotund portal
#

Ty!

unreal pike
golden gust
#

Lets you have a web server on the root domain without fucking with srv records which we continually discourage?

potent fossil
#

sometimes the records point to different servers entirely, so yes

#

cat beat me

#

why do we discourage SRV records

true canyon
#

SRV records are great! Until you have players with an ISP DNS server that ignores them.

potent fossil
#

ah yes

golden gust
#

some ISPs don't seem to ^

foggy silo
#

Interesting

west solar
#

a general question; when a new mc Version releases, how long does it take for papermc to update and release the ability to host a paper server with that new version.

golden gust
#

.eta

true canyon
#

As long as it takes.

limber knotBOT
#

Paper updates have no ETA, "rough estimate", or anything of the likes -- ever. They come when they come. Be patient.

potent fossil
#

why did /eta not workz

true canyon
#

Could be same day. Could be same month.

golden gust
#

it, er...

west solar
#

ok thx

potent fossil
#

yea i tried too kek

#

bad kash

foggy silo
#

can I have an eta for the eta? πŸ˜”

west solar
#

i didnt ask for an release date, but more like how long does it take normally

potent fossil
#

that's asking for an eta

west solar
#

if it is possible to say that

potent fossil
#

it is no different, just side stepping around it hoping to get an answer

mossy vessel
golden gust
#

We don't track that info

stray oyster
#

Usually the proxies support releases ahead of time
That’s not possible with servers

golden gust
#

It's just yet another attempt to surmise an ETA out of us

true canyon
#

My answer came closest to giving a "how long does it take normally" - but every update is different for a huge variety of reasons.

potent fossil
#

"am not asking for an eta im just asking for an eta"

west solar
#

no need to attack me like this wtf

potent fossil
silver nexus
#

Lol

golden gust
#

waterfall and velocity often update around the same time, if not before, mojang officially releases the server

#

then the exact same process of updating the server software which occurs each time starts

west solar
#

so the new version isnt going to release with its official server?

golden gust
#

It takes time.

west solar
#

yeah was just wondering

golden gust
#

See #❗-1-17 pretty sure we've already explained it there if not somewhere else

west solar
#

thought they drop at the same time

true canyon
spiral robin
#

xd

potent fossil
#

all i can guess is there is a fundamental misunderstanding on what eta means

"estimated time of arrival".... i just. asking "how long it usually takes" is literally asking for an estimated time of arrival 😫

stray oyster
#

It’s possible to update the proxies even before the version is released because they don’t interact much with game logic and only generally need small parts of the protocol; and the changes the new version brings can usually be assumed from the snapshots (with a bit of luck there are no last-minute changes)
For the server, yea that takes a while. Especially with how paper is integrated ontop of spigot

foggy silo
#

Yes fun spigot πŸ™‚

placid thicket
#

i have successfully constructed a new desk using three pieces of ply wood, two tv tables, a coat hanger and a rock. new gaming setup complete

golden gust
#

no old wire reel?

#

0/10

placid thicket
#

didn't have any lol

potent fossil
#

show photo of this

placid thicket
#

its better than my last desk, constructed entirly from blankets and pizza boxes

crystal lilyBOT
#
__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

#
__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

potent fossil
#

kek

cosmic raft
#

cat broke it

golden gust
#

Psh

placid thicket
#

no fasteners or anything, held together by weight of the rock

cosmic raft
#

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nimble depot
placid thicket
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i constructed this new desk because i could not be bothered to disassemble and drag my nice one up the stairs, tenant can have it now lol

nimble depot
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I would have mocked you but this is discord, not TOX or matrix or 4chan. So I would not comment

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At least you are not one of them who uses laptops as desktops.

placid thicket
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$5000 computer, $15 desk

foggy silo
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Based

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Now ikea desk where

placid thicket
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actually, less than that, the only thing i paid for in this desk was the $5 wooden coat hanger used to level it

golden gust
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I mean, if you wanna use a laptop as a desktop, it can work

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Just, gotta get a laptop which lets you dock to a water cooler

nimble depot
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You are overpaying for a nice LCD panel that stays off the entire time and hardware that throttles after half an hour but overall yes, totally doable.

placid thicket
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my husbands laptop has a full sized 2080 in it... and chronic thermal related bluescreens...

foggy silo
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Honestly I can’t stand laptops since it is painful to swap components

placid thicket
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seen the framework laptop? i like that one

nimble depot
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I repaired gaming laptops that basically deepfried themselves to death when I used to work for a repair place.

placid thicket
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needs better hardware options tho

foggy silo
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It’s why I prefer to stay away from laptops as typically I prefer to update components every couple years

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(I think that’s what you call them)

nimble depot
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Just buy a cheap laptop and build a desktop. Better use of money. Plus you can upgrade in the future for less.

placid thicket
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yeah, look into framework. literally everything is easily user replaceable, there only issue is limited options right now

foggy silo
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Interesting,

nimble depot
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And admit it, that 3080 would be sitting idle while you look at cat photos or argue with a Russian on discord

golden gust
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Well, that's one of the big issues is that you have no idea how upgrades are gonna go for it

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Like, it's nice that shit's repairable but, I mean, when it comes the laptops space is often so confined, is there even a dedi gpu option for it?

foggy silo
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I remember one of my siblings bought some kind of adding

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**addon

potent fossil
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what about snek photos

foggy silo
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Where it was literally a separate device that held a graphics card

golden gust
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you can get an eGPU

foggy silo
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And you plugged it into the laptop

golden gust
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Well, yea, but not exactly a "portable" solution

foggy silo
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Some Alienware thing

golden gust
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it's an eGPU dock

foggy silo
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Ahh

golden gust
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you get the dock, you plug a GPU inside of said dock

placid thicket
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at the moment they are using integrated intel graphics, but its supposed to change if they get the consumer buy in

foggy silo
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Yep that sounds about right

placid thicket
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i mean the things have only been out for like four months

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Linus (i know) has a hands on video with one
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When Framework told me they were making a completely repairable laptop I assumed it would be a flimsy chonke...

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golden gust
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thing is that there is no real solution for swappable GPUs anywhere

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Like, OEMs have tried it over the years but nobody has ever actually released any upgrades for their sockets, etc

nimble depot
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I have a overkill laptop already that's the thing. I own a full spec ThinkPad P1 with all the options checked (except software. I use Linux btw)

placid thicket
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and he invested 224k in stock on them >.>

nimble depot
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I just disregard ltt is a general waste of everyone's time to be honest and just try to ignore them as much as I can

placid thicket
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i have other sources, just the face everyone knows

twin lagoon
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you run honeypots and an elasticsearch cluster for your server security

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proceeds to call ltt a general waste of everyone's time

potent fossil
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louis rossmann just got his framework laptop stolen

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among a bunch of other expensive shit

placid thicket
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OOF

potent fossil
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poor lad

placid thicket
nimble depot
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I added two more honeypots to TeaPotCe, btw.

potent fossil
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'just', like 2 days ago

golden gust
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I mean, LTT is kinda like, er.. I mean, in some respects they're kinda 'eh, but, they do have a good vid here and there

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some of his plans for the channel sounds interesting to say the least

potent fossil
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dont let jake hear you

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@ jake πŸ‘€

nimble depot
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The only thing I would watch from them is someone from them dropping stuff and kicking it instead of trying to catch it.

foggy silo
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Fact

nimble depot