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potent fossil
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technically combined

merry talon
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I mean I definitely have some impulsiveness too I just didn't really talk about that

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so dunno

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that doesn't cause me problems, inattentiveness does

potent fossil
merry talon
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uhhh

potent fossil
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it ruined me

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have a nice day!

merry talon
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yeah need to bleach my eyes now

golden gust
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the bottom face is clearly simples

potent fossil
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the point is, that's all my face tho KEK

merry talon
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they're all simple

golden gust
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actually kinda reminds me of the crack kid

potent fossil
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brain is separated

merry talon
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that's the problem

golden gust
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I just wanted to insult simple give me a break here ;-;

potent fossil
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one wants to run to the left, one to the right, one is angry, one is trying to crawl away

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etc

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but meh whatever i need to go shopping before i completely forget to do that

merry talon
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I was watching a Dr K video on it yesterday and at one point he talked about how this type of ADHD basically just makes you feel like you suck at life and are a failure and will never succeed

potent fossil
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good luck obtaining your meds dear sweepy

merry talon
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that hit me hard

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ty uwu

potent fossil
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also How To ADHD is best yt channel

wispy blade
merry talon
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yeah I've watched those too

potent fossil
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very validating video uwu

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ok bye for now

merry talon
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will watch later I haven't seen that one

wispy blade
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bye smipple

toxic bone
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hello paper minecraft

fossil patio
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paperspigotmc

toxic bone
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bucket

austere ivy
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hello mr ralsei

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hwo are yuo

toxic bone
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No

meager tusk
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Got my M1.

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Feels good man.

toxic bone
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Mario 1

meager tusk
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Ok funny

toxic bone
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I am very funny

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Comical, even.

fossil patio
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or m1 garand

tired heath
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shit happens

potent fossil
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almost went to the store and skipped that shit KEK

brave radish
plucky sparrow
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I got an iPad mini 6 and only now I’ve discovered it has “jelly scrolling” issues

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😔

magic river
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What does that mean?

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Oh, a weird word for tearing?

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Well, I guess it's a particular kind of tearing

fossil patio
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is the 6 the new one

magic river
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Yeah

fossil patio
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i swear i didn't see them use a version number in the announcement

magic river
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They don't

fossil patio
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thanks apple

magic river
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Each year is just iPad, iPad mini, iPad Air, iPad Pro

magic river
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In their documentation they'll refer to it as "iPad mini (6th generation)"

fossil patio
fossil patio
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wait this is actually kinda interesting. so i guess the panels they use for these are landscape panels instead of portrait

plucky sparrow
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My disappointment is unmeasurable

fossil patio
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just always use it in landscape i guess lol

plucky sparrow
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I seriously hope they release a software fix

magic river
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Yeah that's tearing

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Turn on vsync yo 😛

plucky sparrow
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It’s such a shame because I love the form factor 😔

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I love everything about this iPad but damn it

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Should’ve went for the iPad Air 4

toxic bone
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vsync is for pros 😎

fossil patio
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according to these tweets, all the ipads with lcd screens have it

magic river
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They all updated to 120 Hz VRR screens, no?

fossil patio
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no, "promotion" is just on the pros iirc

plucky sparrow
magic river
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iPad 6th gen is 4 years old

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Didn't come out this year 😛

plucky sparrow
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I’m aware

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It’s my old iPad

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Still using it until I get a case & screen protector for my new iPad mini

toxic bone
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apple 🤢

potent fossil
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"i have absolutely no personality and mass hate all products by a specific company because the internet told me to"

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this coming from somebody who uses windows, mac, linux, ipad, android tablets, iphone, android, etc shrug

golden gust
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reminds me of the "lol, apple ain't bundling chargers with their devices"

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and, "lol, apple removed the headphone jack!!!"

potent fossil
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also to be clear, im against mass loving on them too

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they're a company, they offer a product. if it's good for your workflow gr8

brave radish
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finally tried this out (had to move computers cuz it only runs on Big Sur which my old computer couldn't run) and it's really nice for Linux at least. I haven't gotten Windows to run, just keep getting a blue screen of death every time I run the installer. Unfortunately all the internet will tell me how to do is install Windows 11 on an M1 which... is not at all what I want

meager tusk
potent fossil
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which one did you get best idriz

meager tusk
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air, m1, 16 gigs of ram with a 512 gig ssd

potent fossil
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i've been debating getting that, currently have 15 in 2018 mbp for on the go stuff...my main gripe is two less usb4 ports and 2 inch smaller screen

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but, maybe it's not so bad??

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idk

meager tusk
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i wouldn't honestly know how to make the comparison haha

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but this one is great

brave radish
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well I think they're supposed to release another one before the end of the year(?) so I would wait a bit

meager tusk
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it's performing very well so far

potent fossil
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actually my main main gripe is the smaller screen

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i hardly use the ports

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i just dunno 13in vs 15in kek

brave radish
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there were rumors of a 14 and 16 inch coming soon

potent fossil
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mmm okay

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yeah that rumor has been floating since they've been released tho

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we'll see

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im not really in a rush

toxic bone
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forgot to add joke warning

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sorry

meager tusk
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these rumors have been floating around for a while

brave radish
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grasping at straws, but hopefully

potent fossil
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yea

meager tusk
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i just ended up getting this one because I legitimately need it

toxic bone
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one million pixel

potent fossil
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my 2018 still runs more than fine for now so im chillin

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i was just curious

meager tusk
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I'm traveling a lot now

toxic bone
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apple Mac 70

potent fossil
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come to think of it a smaller laptop might actually be better because then,,,, you know,,,,

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it'll actually...

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FIT IN MY LAP

meager tusk
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and yes that's precisely why I got it

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i need it to sit on my lap comfortably lol

potent fossil
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i remember being at the airport in china and trying to use my laptop and it was like .......

ugh

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eventually went to chinese starbucks and sat at their table and they yelled at me for not buying coffee

meager tusk
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that's my worst fear

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a restaurant owner yelling at me for just sitting there lol

potent fossil
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so then i bought coffee and im pretty sure they overcharged me bc "hwa! dum muricans!" but it was whatever i needed to sit down and use my laptop

plucky sparrow
toxic bone
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i dont think ive ever seen someone with a windows computer in a coffee shop

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it's all mac users

plucky sparrow
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I personally would’ve waited for the M1X or M2

meager tusk
potent fossil
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i have seen plenty of people with windows laptops in starbucks

plucky sparrow
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Ah I see

meager tusk
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and also it's likely gonna come out in 2022 anyway

mossy vessel
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Where do you get new gen apple producs in slav land?

meager tusk
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which is way too long of a wait

plucky sparrow
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No they’re announcing the new MacBooks in October likely

meager tusk
brave radish
meager tusk
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had a relative buy it for me in the netherlands lol

toxic bone
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macbook china edition

meager tusk
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M2? nah

plucky sparrow
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Still

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M1X > M1

meager tusk
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Too incremental for me to care lol

plucky sparrow
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And they’re also redesigning the MacBook airs

meager tusk
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Don't think there's something I'll miss out on for not having an M1X

potent fossil
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whats the ecosystem like nowadays for the big apps, are they almost all offering arm based executables now alongside their traditional x86 and so on?

meager tusk
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Well.. most are.

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Except for discord, apparently

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Discord still requires Rosetta lol

potent fossil
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kek

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thats even better considering discord is literally just electron

meager tusk
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Newer electron supports it but Discord isn't updating

plucky sparrow
meager tusk
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Just too much speculation for my liking

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And I don't like colored macbooks anyway

plucky sparrow
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Fine

potent fossil
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speaking as if im not going to go buy a dbrand skin immediately and cover up the original metal

brave radish
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then again I don't use much stuff

meager tusk
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Minecraft?

plucky sparrow
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I wanna get the Apple Pencil & a skin for it

potent fossil
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the apple pencil is kind of annoying ngl

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way too easy to trigger its tool switch

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needs more tactile

plucky sparrow
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The only thing keeping me away from getting it is the tip

potent fossil
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but apple wont do that

plucky sparrow
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It seems too big

meager tusk
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it's also rounded at the corners so the laptop doesn't die

potent fossil
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its a good size pencil, holds nicely

meager tusk
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but if i have to say anything

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macOS font rendering miles ahead of anything I've ever seen

potent fossil
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oh yes their fonts are chefskiss

meager tusk
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not just their fonts

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just any font in general renders amazingly

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they've really perfected making their laptops pretty

potent fossil
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yea should say, their font rendering. very crisp

brave radish
plucky sparrow
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Id like to interject for a moment.

meager tusk
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It is to 99% of the people who know of it

warm anchor
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I don’t wanna confuse people even more

toxic bone
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eternity dont use anime emotes for 5 minutes challenge (impossible)

meager tusk
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HelveticaToast don't shit on apple for 5 minutes challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

warm anchor
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Not possible

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It’s part of my vocabulary

meager tusk
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Where are you from Eternity?

toxic bone
plucky sparrow
warm anchor
toxic bone
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north america 😎

warm anchor
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I mean US

meager tusk
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Hacked

warm anchor
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The only country that matters there

fossil patio
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weirdo

warm anchor
fossil patio
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imagine thinking the US matters smh

warm anchor
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Wait is Paul from US,

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Or he’s filithy Canadian

fossil patio
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lol

meager tusk
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The only country that matters is (insert any Balkan country).

fossil patio
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Yes.

toxic bone
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canada is just off brand alaska (joke warning)

warm anchor
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Canada is just American but live closer to North Pole

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😉

toxic bone
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canada is just america but with blackface

meager tusk
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Canada is just America but better.

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Yeah. I said it.

warm anchor
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Wow

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I see how it is

toxic bone
meager tusk
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No, I am just realistic 😎

warm anchor
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USA! USA! USA!

meager tusk
warm anchor
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True

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I am a proud gun owner 😎

meager tusk
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I will live in USA but stick the Albanian flag on everything I have.

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Least patriotic Balkan.

warm anchor
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Lmao

potent fossil
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jesus, i switched from my slow droning math prof to my phys prof who talks super fast, but had YT on 1.5x to make slow droning math prof into normal human speaking, but phys prof turned into extreme hyper

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i was shook for a moment

meager tusk
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both professors give lectures at the same time?

potent fossil
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nah the US is filled with dumbfucks who won't get vaccinated so surprise surprise they're all getting covid and the schools are moving back to distance learning so these are youtube lectures !!

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oh wait might be confused on your question

meager tusk
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yeah cause you're saying when you sped up the video your physics professor went hyper

potent fossil
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sorry, 2 different lectures

meager tusk
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ohh right

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youtube saves that

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kek

potent fossil
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watched one, switched YT video and speed stayed at 1.5

plucky sparrow
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Spain is surprisingly doing great at vaccinations

meager tusk
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Distance learning is great for lazy people

potent fossil
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i can't do distance learning very well, my brain does not like that

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i need stimulation, so this is no bueno

meager tusk
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but not for those who actually want an education

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it's been consistently shown distance learning is just ineffective

potent fossil
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its also not good when your brain is severely dopamine deprived and sitting down to watch a 2 hour YT video can take literally all day

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thanks adhd

meager tusk
potent fossil
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speaking of that, the video is on fucking pause again bc i got distracted ok mindfully pressing play again

meager tusk
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sounds like natural selection

potent fossil
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idk, if i had my choice we'd still be on campus

meager tusk
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you have the vaccine available, if you don't want to take it then sucks, you'll get infected and probably have it hit you quite hard

potent fossil
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yea thats whats happening, and then the school shuts down

meager tusk
potent fossil
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i agree

meager tusk
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in the US there's no excuse

potent fossil
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good for you, doesnt work for me

meager tusk
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you guys have had vaccines for a while

potent fossil
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im aware

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the people are fucking dumb

meager tusk
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yea no but i just mean that you guys could totally implement something like that

potent fossil
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i literally see dumbasses flaunting that they havent had the vaccine as if it's a flex

brave radish
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the vaccine isn't perfect

potent fossil
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"you guys", i can't do shit

brave radish
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yes people should get it but everyone acts as though if we did covid would magically be gone instantly

potent fossil
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some people do, they're part of the problem

meager tusk
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the vaccine isn't perfect but people shouldn't suffer because you're refusing to take it for some weird reason

potent fossil
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it's going to become seasonal like the flu at this point

meager tusk
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mhm

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too far gone to be eradicated

brave radish
potent fossil
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actually read a study the other day that the flu that goes around every year is actually remnants of the 1918 pandemic

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it's very mutated but, nonetheless

meager tusk
potent fossil
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good for you

meager tusk
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yea no distance learning is hard for me, i get distracted easily

brave radish
meager tusk
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CRISPR time.

potent fossil
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the amount of times i've been told "i dont like medication for adhd" is off the charts, by people who dont have it and especially by people who do have it. it's like ok, cool. good for you. don't care. at least i can operate at like maybe 60% of a normal human instead of 5%

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and with that, im going to go try and watch this video again

meager tusk
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good luck!

potent fossil
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i have no interest in talking about the pros and cons of medication for adhd, but i will happily talk about adhd as a condition with you

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but not now, as i am trying to study

toxic bone
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🤔

twin lagoon
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@meager tusk BRO!

meager tusk
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I got a dutch made Macbook.

twin lagoon
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Epic bro.

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Highest quality.

meager tusk
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Bro. It was made by Balkan who live in NL.

twin lagoon
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Collaborative team effort bro.

meager tusk
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Says KGB instead of Apple logo on the back!

meager tusk
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Most epic country.

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Jelly scrolling?

plucky sparrow
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It’s

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Awful

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There’s got to be a software fix for this right

twin lagoon
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uh, probably not

plucky sparrow
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Oh

twin lagoon
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last time i heard of jelly scrolling was with one of the oneplus phones

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where they mounted the display the other way around

meager tusk
plucky sparrow
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I’m depressed

limber knotBOT
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Not good

twin lagoon
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what the fuck paul

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go back to work

fossil patio
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I AM

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i promise i'm getting this done today

meager tusk
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Looked it up and

twin lagoon
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i would've tagged obi but he's not in here

plucky sparrow
meager tusk
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Might be interested in watching that

fossil patio
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obi's probably playing tft again

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or fortnite with lew pepebla

plucky sparrow
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I love it

fossil patio
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the mini form factor kinda makes me want to get one of those attachable controller things and use it like a switch

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if only i could justify that financially

plucky sparrow
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I plan to use it for emulation

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And anything that runs on it tbh

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It has a better cpu than my 11 Pro 😔

warm anchor
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Nuc is fun

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If you have higher budget get one of those weebravemove

plucky sparrow
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Intel nuc?

warm anchor
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Yes

plucky sparrow
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I doubt you can carry that with you

warm anchor
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Yes you can

plucky sparrow
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Can you

warm anchor
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It’s pretty tiny

plucky sparrow
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What about screen

warm anchor
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Just plugin to whatever you can find 😉

plucky sparrow
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I’ll keep this iPad for the moment

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I wanna try running wii games on it

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Idk if it’ll work tho

fossil patio
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doesn't dolphin run pretty ok on ios now?

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or w/e that fork is called

tropic flame
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TIL you can label loop statements in Java

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outer:
for (Player player : Game.getAllPlayers()) {
    for (Item item = player.getAllItems()) {
        break outer;
    }
}
fossil patio
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works in most c styled languages too, although i always thought it looked ugly

potent fossil
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Yup. Don't.

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Most of the time there is no need for it. If you do need it, it's blatantly clear when it's necessary

tropic flame
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I'm just surprised because buhduhbuh goto is bad

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but then they still added labels

fossil patio
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goto is much worse because it can jump to any point, the worst labels can do is tell a loop to end early

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goto is able to jump forwards, backwards, wherever it wants breaking guarantees that might've previously been given

golden gust
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labels make sense because they're determinate in terms of behavior

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You're moving from a known point to another known point, you're practically just moving up the stack

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whereas with goto, there is no concept of that

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(and, besides, methods take over the major reason for using features like goto in OOP, etc)

cosmic raft
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name your labels dance

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then you can break dance;

void void
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Hi ‎ ‎ guys, I expect you all have heard of the squid game series. I want to put the squid game in my server, but I searched for a plugin and did not find a plugin related to the squid game. Does anyone know a good plugin for the squid game?

magic ice
tropic flame
void void
waxen panther
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red when are you gunna give me max level on cubes rpg

warm anchor
soft tusk
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what's the minecraft server with the best anticheat

twin lagoon
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minemen club?

soft tusk
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idk

twin lagoon
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always heard people go nuts about AGC on there

soft tusk
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why

languid karma
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AGC isn't even that good.

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Its solely optimized for flat ground pvp.

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And even so, Mineman owns Vape (a ghost client), and it bypasses on their own server.

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I'd say watchdog is generally better for catching a more diverse set of hacks.

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But that's just my opinion.

short yarrow
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what type of projects can you work on where you have to make an API and an implementation? the only thing i can think of is libraries

limber knotBOT
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any project that expects to be interoperable with others

heady spear
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ok i have disgusting ass canadian whisky

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time to get litty

potent fossil
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Why

tropic flame
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I was reluctant but

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here I go I guess

heady spear
tropic flame
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eh I just did it cuz MultiMC, ChatCraft and MCC all support MS auth now, so

proud lance
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you put the public key in /home/<username>/.ssh @cerulean plume

tropic flame
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and since they'll remove Mojang auth sometime in the future

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i guess im forced to anyways

proud lance
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if you cant get in and you lost your ssh keys youre fucked

olive marlin
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Reboot in recovery mode - this should let you mount the FS and add new key to authorized_keys list

proud lance
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oracle has recovery mode?

olive marlin
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No idea if it has, never used it. Just that's how you usually do it.

vague cloud
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Hi animated_waveBOYE

proud lance
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I mean you can if you have control over that stuff, I just dont think I have seen a cloud provider offer that

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the steps explain it

vague cloud
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Can i have "offtopic" question here?

olive marlin
vague cloud
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is there anyone who knows with Jenkins?

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Xd

olive marlin
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Knows what?

vague cloud
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Jenkins CI

proud lance
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knows what about jenkins

olive marlin
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Don't ask for people knowing something, tell your issue 🙂

vague cloud
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I need to setup docker node somehow, but after some days of trying and googling, no result, because i dont want to run pipelines on master mode

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*node

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and I'm starting to get a little desperate

olive marlin
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Master runs in docker or not? Do you want docker node to run on the same host?

vague cloud
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Master isnt in docker, and yeah, i want to run docker node on same host

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I also want to be able to use different images for the pipeline (for example, for project 1 i want Java 11 and project 2 Java 16)

olive marlin
vague cloud
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but i need to setup node in settings first, or?

olive marlin
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I believe you can use master agent, it should work.

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Since all pipelines always run on both master node and executor node.

vague cloud
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but with master agent, safety warnings begin to appear

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in Jenkins

olive marlin
vague cloud
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looks good

olive marlin
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Hmm, I can't seem to find in the docs any mention about recovery mode, so idk.

warm anchor
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Just remove them?

olive marlin
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You can see if you can create new instance and attach the disk as secondary to it, then replace keys and delete this new instance.

warm anchor
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Wait what’s your issue now why is prof saying that lol

olive marlin
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@warm anchor ^^

warm anchor
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Ugh how do you manage to do that PepeLa

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In theory you can make a new boot volume as prof said

shy tundra
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Hi!

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🙂

twin lagoon
shy tundra
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I have this code

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Its basically a spoiler check

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and i want to incorporate to Tebex Store

warm anchor
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One day Mitsuki will talk to us and not just here for question riesad

shy tundra
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I assume the first code goes in the html editor, and the other in the Packages editor.
But where goes the first code? In the theme or html editor?

golden gust
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first is css

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latter is html

shy tundra
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And in which part of Tebex has CSS?
Theme? Template?

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This is the theme

warm anchor
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I think you can connect into it still. Check the panel. I remember seeing it

tropic flame
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oh well

shy tundra
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Okay so i could add the code to CSS & Html, and is working in the index page, etc

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but how can i actually put it to work on Packages?

tropic flame
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yo, is my migrated Minecraft account supposed to show up in either Xbox's library or Microsoft Store's?

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I don't find it in xbox's library as a game I own

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and I can't even search for Minecraft: Java Edition in MS Store

twin lagoon
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in none

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it's not on the MS store or anything

tropic flame
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oh, awesome

warm anchor
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I wish MC will come to steam like MC dungeon

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Would be awesome

tropic flame
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I just wanted to find when my account was created, apparently that data is lost from the APIs once you migrate from Mojang to Microsoft

olive marlin
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@twin lagoon aPES_HappyClap

warm anchor
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No. I want it so I can spend my steam credit for stuffs OMEGALUL

tropic flame
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i don't want to have to do other migration ok thamk

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or if it ever goes to steam, it should be optional

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just like there's Doki Doki Literature Club on itch.io or on Steam if you wish so

warm anchor
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Like MC dungeon it just launch the dungeon launcher for you

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It’s not really using steam anything

tropic flame
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didn't they say years ago that they couldn't agree on the cuts Steam takes from each purchase though?

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but i mean, that was probably 2013

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Notch was still the head

warm anchor
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They probably worked out a deal also dungeon is handled by another studio no?

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I played until 3rd DLC and level capped and gear capped

tropic flame
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I have no idea about Dungeons

warm anchor
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It’s like path of exile

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Style dungeon game

tropic flame
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oh?

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hack n' slash RPG?

warm anchor
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Yea

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With builds

tropic flame
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that's fun

warm anchor
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Yeah

tropic flame
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I've played the first Diablo, and Dungeon Siege

warm anchor
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They have fun enchantments and I hope they port them to regular MC

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Lol

tropic flame
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oooh nice

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you could try to speedrun the game like that lmao

warm anchor
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There was a lot of glitch too. People will try to RTA them with controller glitch for loots PepeLa

waxen panther
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@twin lagoon

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best micahel

twin lagoon
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best brocc

warm anchor
#

Hello brocco it’s sleep time p

waxen panther
#

i know :(

twin lagoon
#

wtf it's 2:30am

#

i thought it was 0:30am

potent fossil
#

my physics prof lol

"the units check! feelin good. its either the units checking or those qualudes i dropped 20 minutes ago"

magic river
#

qualudes? Is your prof 60?

cunning raft
potent fossil
#

dont know exact age

merry talon
#

aren't most?

magic river
#

Some of them seem to go straight from being a TA to being a professor

#

Although those are usually at some smaller school

#

Huh, apparently the Switch Pro actually was a thing and studios even had/have devkits but due to chip shortages the launch was cancelled

#

Nintendo of Japan said fuck no, that's a lie

#

Like they actually came out and said this story is wrong

merry talon
#

classic nintendo

magic river
#

Yeah, Nintendo denied the 3DS XL existed 2 weeks before they announced the 3DS XL 😛

#

Not "no comment" or whatever, outright denial

short yarrow
#

does anyone know why MMO releases are always plagued with the same issues? like extremely long queue times or unstable servers

#

i don't expect it to be completely issue free, but kind of expect some of the issues to be mitigated

magic river
#

Because the first couple days have a ton of people try to play but after that things calm down and paying to cover day 1 usage would be crazy for the long term

#

Unless they run it on AWS and can autoscale

short yarrow
#

i did hear aws has auto scaling, but i thought it was like a myth or maybe doesn't work the way i expect it to work

magic river
#

It's Amazon's MMO though so you assume they use AWS

#

Maybe they suck at writing automated deployment scripts or something

#

autoscaling is basically a load balancer (so a proxy) in front of your app that will spin up new instances at predefined usage thresholds

#

But your app has to support scaling out that way and you have to have images you can deploy that don't need any first boot configuration

short yarrow
#

that only works to some extent right? like for black friday. auto scaling won't be able to scale fast enough right?

magic river
#

Depends on what your thresholds are for bringing an instance up or down and whether AWS itself can keep up with your demand

#

If everyone is trying to deploy 10x their normal number of instances AWS probably runs out of room

short yarrow
#

if auto scaling works i'd be out of a job since my organization deals with scaling

magic river
#

I mean, if you normally get 10,000 users at once but a second later go up to 100,000 people are going to have a shit experience for probably a couple minutes while things settle down and systems boot

short yarrow
#

i guess the problem my organization is trying to solve is efficient scaling?

magic river
#

autoscaling definitely works if you design your application for it

merry talon
#

scaling a game server is so much different from scaling say, a web application

#

imagine your normal player base is 5k and suddenly 500k want to join your minecraft server (oops I just typed exactly what Amaranth did)

#

once you've reached the limits of vertical scaling good luck

#

your infrastructure has to be designed from the ground up to handle sharding

#

any 'auto scaling' is going to be pretty exclusively for web servers or databases

warm anchor
#

That's why before MMO dies, they start to do "instances" and "dungeons"

#

not open worlds

#

The only "open world" is usually just the towns and other smalelr shit where player gathers

merry talon
#

WoW does sharding so its 'open world' but you only see players on your shard

#

so yeah the whole world is instanced basically

warm anchor
#

even in other single player games they often has those cut scenes, or elevators that are actually just buy them time to load the next stage on the backgrounds

untold copper
#

i slept for 13 hours

tropic flame
#

i think there's a check in the server that prevents you from doing such

#

at least that's what happened to me last time I tried

#

oh wait

warm anchor
#

on latest, yes you can

tropic flame
#

i mean, maybe you can run the 1.16.5 client but not the Paper server lol

tropic flame
#

i guess i just had to update then

#

i tend not to bother with my testing servers 😅

magic river
#

That was kind of amusing, Paper 1.16 had a warning telling people for 1.17 you'd need Java 11 and then vanilla 1.17 moves to Java 16

golden gust
#

latest works, and paper has a jvm flag to disable the idiot check for newer versions

serene bolt
#

hacktoberfest had such a nice dark theme for their site last year, this year it's light mode only :(

#

site layout in general looks pretty messy too... but what do I know about "modern" web design

warm anchor
#

Ask the web dev @ Jroy

fossil patio
#

it's honestly crazy that digitalocean does such an event with free shirts for everyone

#

i remember running devathon back in 2016 with free tshirts, the shirts were actually pretty cheap at the scale we bought them at

serene bolt
#

it's awesome, great quality shirts too

fossil patio
#

the reason it's crazy expensive is shipping is nuts. a lot of countries outside the US/EU is $20+ shipping per shirt from the US

#

i'm kinda curious if they have a bunch of distribution spots worldwide just for this event to counter that

fossil patio
serene bolt
#

my spigot t shirt has not held the same fate :P got destroyed within a year, should have just kept it and not worn it

warm anchor
#

spigot t shirt does it have orange slime on it riepeek

serene bolt
#

nah just the spigot logo, or it did until it got absolutely destroyed after a few washes

warm anchor
#

I’d never wear it and keep it safe if it’s limited!!

serene bolt
#

yeah I should have done that tbh lol

warm anchor
serene bolt
#

still waiting for my tuinity t shirt and paper t shirt

warm anchor
#

One day we will get paperMC t shirt. I believe!

#

Maybe for a holiday themed one!!

serene bolt
#

paperchan with a santa hat and a big bag of paper airplanes

warm anchor
#

I will take 3!

#

Tbf even the plane logo one is fine it’s not too weird or nerdy so can be wear everywhere rieBigBrainThinking

serene bolt
#

just gotta get a telegram t shirt and pretend it's a paper shirt, logos look similar enough

warm anchor
toxic bone
warm anchor
toxic bone
#

i haven't watched an anime in

#

idk

vernal moth
torn wasp
#

@cosmic raft Hello, I'm InkerBot. Could I download all builds in https://papermc.io/api/v2 ?
I want to setup a websites what save all minecraft server.
I will limit download in one thread to avoid more press for papermc.io

minor badge
#

Most of those jars are cached, so go ahead

torn wasp
#

Thanks you. And where can I get all jars before 1.12? papermc.io only provide one build now

minor badge
#

Don't think we have archives of that. You'd have to compile them from each commit, and there were thousands of them.

void void
minor badge
#

I know that we have only 1 build each for 1.10 and 1.11 at least

torn wasp
#

I have tried to build (K)Cauldron and even older. It's quite difficult

minor badge
#

Paper's fairly easy to build, luckily. 1.7 is not easy at all, and pre-1.8.6 or something is also awful, but otherwise it's just to set up a build script that goes backwards in commits.

vernal moth
#

Please don't provide access to legacy builds without warning, something like "this is outdated, papermc provides no support whatsoever for these builds"

#

We worked very hard to ensure all our user run modern software

#

Also, don't really see why anyone would wanna use your site when we already have our own perfectly fine website that's way higher in Google anyways and is the only secure source to get paper builds, as a user can't trust anyone but us to give out these builds

#

You could inject whatever and users wouldn't notice

#

Just do what yive did, make your paper tab link to our download page and then you have a way your user can find the official download page easily

torn wasp
#

Thanks for suggestion. I just want make memories for server cores . I mainly provide rsync method for who want to save these. And I will make it clear in index for paper.

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In fact, most of I collected have no maintain any more. It will help who want to find them. I think I should put "this is outdated, noone provides support whatsoever for these builds" in these too.

vernal moth
#

Ah I see, so kinda archive style for when paper is ded

torn wasp
#

Akarin Arclight Bedrock_Server BungeeCord CatServer CraftBukkit CubeRite DragonProxy Genisys Geyser HexaCord (K)Cauldron MITE Mohist Nukkit Paper(Spigot) PocketMine-MP Purpur Spigot Sponge Thermos Travertine Tuinity Uranium Vanilla Vefland Velocity Waterfall Yatopia

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quiet lots of works

vernal moth
#

What a cursed list

ashen cliff
#

Good thing the cursed async 1.12.x forks are missing from the list. 🛌

torn wasp
#

Oh... not curse

wispy blade
#

what about the cursed async 1.8 forks bro?

ashen cliff
#

Those are meh.

#

Can you somehow change scrolling speed on a website?

#

Oh cool just broken in Chrome.

serene bolt
#

works fine in firefox for me

ashen cliff
#

Yeah, legit normal on Firefox.

serene bolt
#

although I have definitely been on sites that have absolutely awful dragging through mud type scrolling and it's not great

serene bolt
#

hahaha the right one is unusable

ashen cliff
#

Legit.

#

Testing.

#

Time to use firefox for that I guess.

serene bolt
#

although it's pretty strange something is broken on chromium but works fine on firefox pepela usually people just test chromium and firefox ends up with all the site specific bugs

ashen cliff
#

Yeah, that's what confused me there for a moment.

untold copper
#

hence proved

potent fossil
#

well, time to sleep

#

i'll be up in 3 hours 30 fucking minutes

wispy blade
#

simple go sleep earlier !!!

honest fulcrum
#

uk its easier to stay up till 8am then to wake up at 8am

golden gust
#

The lower the number of times you wake up, the lower the number of times you wake up remembering that you live in the UK

void void
#

Lifehacks with cat

wispy blade
#

just sleep all day, ez

worn ember
#

man i went out till 4:30am and had class at 8:45 i'm dead

#

totally worth it tho

twin lagoon
#

@blissful wing what are you doing on origin realms

blissful wing
#

o.O

twin lagoon
#

wait you're not the right agentk, i thought you were agentkid

waxen panther
#

@twin lagoon dum

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther WTF

waxen panther
#

best michael

twin lagoon
#

i actually don't know if agentk is agentkid or not now

#

ok i'm not stupid

quasi valley
#

@twin lagoon what are you doing on origin realms

twin lagoon
#

i was vibing !

quasi valley
#

good!

twin lagoon
#

i banned one of the staff members for bed time

quasi valley
foggy veldt
#

Failed vibe check

twin lagoon
#

a ban a day keeps the doctor away

foggy veldt
#

That agent guy looks like that youtuber I used to watch when I was a kid that would play cops and robbers with skydoesminecraft and the other Minecraft youtubers

twin lagoon
#

that could've been anyone from that era

foggy veldt
#

I can’t find him but I remember he had a heavy accent from somewhere

heady spear
#

@twin lagoon hello 🙂 :DDD hope u have a good day

twin lagoon
#

@heady spear hello stinky

heady spear
#

@untold meadow u too :D<33 have a wonderful dayy !!!

twin lagoon
#

best kezz .

#

@waxen panther best brocc

foggy veldt
#

What about me what about me

untold meadow
#

@heady spear no YOU have a wonderful day!!!!!

heady spear
#

I am consuming a lot of coffee because my eye is tired

twin lagoon
#

go stock up on starbucks ice coffees

foggy veldt
#

Donowalled zed

twin lagoon
#

starbucks is a weird invention

waxen panther
#

starbucks """""coffee"""""

twin lagoon
#

where in europe are you

#

because that can matter when it comes to the term coffeeshop

#

ah yes

#

the right coffeeshops

#

breda is just a massive drugswaste dump

#

it would be best to not bring weed across the border yes

#

only a few countries in EU where it's somewhat legal

untold copper
#

EU kekwhyper

twin lagoon
#

even in the netherlands it's just a gray area

#

you're allowed to buy it in licensed coffeeshops here

#

but it gets tricky when it comes to, where does the coffeeshop get their shit from

heady spear
#

Vacation during pandemic? Irresponsible

#

Operating a business during the pandemic? Irresponsible

#

Yes. Do not !!

#

When I went to Barcelona last week there were a lot of people at the airport. It’s so disappointing to see, people clearly don’t take this seriously

#

Same deal when I went to the UK this summer. Can’t believe people would travel rn :/

worn ember
heady spear
#

The UK is cute. Plus… “business trip”

#

They have nice Indian food

void void
worn ember
#

its really not that bad bruh

heady spear
#

The EU is a big dump lol

worn ember
#

sounds like you got a case of starbucks

heady spear
#

If you go to a chain coffee shop then like… what do you expect?

worn ember
#

thats hardly a europe thing lol

heady spear
#

Tbh yes

#

I never use cash in Sweden, or the UK

#

Only when I go to Spain, although my applepay works fine when I’m not in Gran Canaria :p

worn ember
#

wouldnt want to pay with bottle crowns either

heady spear
#

Places here don’t accept cash at all

worn ember
#

most places you can do both

heady spear
#

Sweden is essentially getting rid of cash and it’s pretty dope

worn ember
#

eh, sometimes its just easier to have cash on hand

twin lagoon
#

you don't have to pay with cash or coins

worn ember
#

funny thing is, the cents are more expensive to make than they're worth

#

thats why they phased out 1 and 2 cents

twin lagoon
#

also correct

potent fossil
#

imagining trying to outrun police in a country of professional biker

worn ember
#

does the NL have horseback police?

twin lagoon
#

yes

#

assuming you mean mounted police, yes

worn ember
#

yeah basically

#

we usually have them for riots and stuff

quick pasture
#

yes

twin lagoon
#

pretty much the same here

#

riots and the occasional patrol

worn ember
#

yeah

quick pasture
#

2 weeks ago or sth I was walking through the city centre and we were getting ice cream

#

2 mounted policemen came by and the horses just shat in front of the ice cream shop

worn ember
quick pasture
#

in front of people on the terrace

worn ember
#

i mean if you gotta shit you gotta shit

quick pasture
#

hahah

#

the policemen were nice though

#

they scooped it up in a box

worn ember
#

lmao one woman sued a police man cuz she got ran over by a mounted horse in a riot when she didnt move away

quick pasture
#

what

worn ember
#

are you american or something?

#

explains a lot

quick pasture
#

ok

potent fossil
#

lol

quick pasture
#

not EU == america

#

gotcha

potent fossil
#

nope americans are typically just pompous like that, unless he's trolling

#

i say that as an american

twin lagoon
#

pimple what are your thoughts on EU

potent fossil
#

idk man i've only been to spain and france on school trips

#

was ok i guess

worn ember
#

Eu isn't too bad, not the best but it could be a lot worse

quick pasture
#

🇪🇺

potent fossil
#

i gotta leave to the airport shortly

#

i slept a sum total of eeeer 2 hours or so

quick pasture
#

nice

twin lagoon
#

there's some obvious shitholes in EU depending on where you are

#

e.g. the entirety of belgium

quick pasture
#

south netherlands *

twin lagoon
#

but you also have better things in EU like poland

#

pierogis everywhere

quick pasture
#

imma take a long shower

wide chasm
#

It's the netherlands, it doesn't stop being cold and rainy

quick pasture
#

to not care about the weather of the past days peepoShowering

#

damn and i thought my 4 hours on average for the past year was bad

twin lagoon
#

you can't complain about the weather when you're in northwestern europe

#

go to the south

#

forest fires for days

olive marlin
#

Came back from Spain 2 weeks ago. Don't recommend, it was too hot - 30-35°C constantly.

potent fossil
#

correct

olive marlin
#

Actually, I can. I hate anything above 26°

urban depot
#

can you selfhost through a vpn so your home network isn't at risk?

potent fossil
#

yes but...at that point why pay for a vpn provider or a host to put it on instead of paying for a host for your mc server

olive marlin
#

How does VPN help here and what risk you want to protect from?

#

And ^^ what simple said.

urban depot
#

ddos attacks / people knowing my ip

urban depot
#

cheaper and better hardware

potent fossil
#

cheaper and better do not usually go together

olive marlin
#

But bad network.

fallen oracle
#

Morning

potent fossil
#

Wassup

#

Currently on the road to the airport. More people are alive rn than I expected

fallen oracle
#

Oh yeah? You flying somewhere?

untold copper
#

wheee

elfin steppe
#

origin better step up their game kekw

wispy blade
#

<@&748618676189528155> 801137902591410226

twin lagoon
#

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz link detection is a thing

serene bolt
#

!ban @void void steam scam

thorny flickerBOT
#

:raised_hands: Banned Boro12#3314 (steam scam) [1 total infraction] -- Puremin0rez#1337.

wispy blade
#

best pure

serene bolt
toxic bone
#

@everyone Try out this new game i made: ITS FREE!!! https://youtube.com

strong vector
#

omg best game

untold copper
#

wtf

#

i was gonna pint mods

#

-.-

#

legit link, actually works, 10/10 would play again

wide chasm
#

Gave me free nitro, thanks /s

untold copper
#

Gave me free nitro, thanks

wispy blade
#

Gave me free nitro, thanks

untold copper
#

first

worn ember
#

abs wen

untold copper
#

gotta go to doctor

#

after that

worn ember
#

steroids?

untold copper
#

always.

vagrant hatch
#

How do I get the cat role to post in #adorable-pets?

toxic bone
#

ripped

wispy blade
#

michael

toxic bone
#

micheal

potent fossil
wispy blade
#

aw :(

olive marlin
vagrant hatch
#

I have not one but 2 kitties

twin lagoon
#

@cosmic raft cute kitties above !

toxic bone
#

Michael is this you???

untold copper
#

day #115 of trying to get abs: no exercise cos im again very tired, got no energy to spare for exercise. i sleep.

meager tusk
#

you've skipped so many days

wispy blade
#

lmao this puzzle

meager tusk
#

idk what any of that says weeb

toxic bone
#

How

olive marlin
wispy blade
toxic bone
#

:(

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther koriLove

toxic bone
#

no anime emotes for one week (challenge) (impossible)

plucky sparrow
#

(100% no fake)

wispy blade
#

@toxic bone blobangery

toxic bone
#

!

red willow
void void
#

I don't think this is the best place to find players for your smp

deep tundra
#

:((((((

void void
#

^

olive marlin
#

Most people here are server owners or developers. And it's also against our rules.

deep tundra
#

=((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

#

==================(

olive marlin
#

Stop spamming please.

warm anchor
#

@deep tundra how old are you? Just curious.

ashen cliff
#

Enough to vanish.

brave radish
#

they're gone

warm anchor
potent fossil
#

Just landed in phoenix

warm anchor
#

What you doing there simple

potent fossil
#

Connecting to another flight

ashen cliff
#

Do you have to wait 16 hours? kekwhyper

potent fossil
#

Nah, just an hour or so

ashen cliff
#

Not bad.

potent fossil
#

Landed early too

warm anchor
#

Gotta go fast!

potent fossil
#

Downside of that is that some fatass plane is hogging our parking space so we're parked in the middle of the goddamn airport atm waiting for them to leave

warm anchor
#

Did you just call a plane fat

left swift
#

Chonky flyboi

potent fossil
#

Yes

untold copper
left swift
#

I am pretty fly 😎

untold copper
#

and chonky lmao

left swift
#

It's ok snoopa we know you're insecure about your body

#

You're safe here

untold copper
#

ty nomana <3

frank otter
#

oh yeah snoopa how are the abs

#

wish I had the motivation to try

untold copper
frank otter
#

damn

potent fossil
#

Alright off to Omaha. Plane ended up sitting waiting for the gate for like an hour

magic river
#

I'm sorry

ashen cliff
#

Don't be bro.

merry talon
#

out of all the places you could've been going

#

Omaha is the last place I'd expect

#

you gonna visit Saul at his cinnabon?

jaunty kayak
#

did anyone know if i open dns on local device(computer) will it give low ping in online games like minecraft and valorent ??

merry talon
#

dns has nothing to do with your ping

warm anchor
#

Open wut

jaunty kayak
#

dns server

merry talon
#

no

jaunty kayak
#

hmm i see thanks

limber knotBOT
#

except if the dns routes to a proxy but that would usually give worse ping

warm anchor
#

Extra hoop to jump through woohoo

jaunty kayak
#

hmm actually i was using that dns benchmark so i got this in brain why not but lol no work

limber knotBOT
#

DNS only affects routing, if anything so usually makes a very small difference, if any

twin lagoon
#

very important

#

idk

#

everytime you're here it's about paperweight so you must know something

#

So am I bro.

#

no it's fine go do your jansi stuff

#

idk

#

i use .11

void void
twin lagoon
#

i have done so twice now

void void
#

~/.gradle/caches and /path/to/project/.gradle?

twin lagoon
#

the entirety of ~/.gradle

#
rm -rf ~/.gradle
rm -rf **/.gradle
rm -rf **/build
void void
lean kiln
#

it lags when you hover server icons

toxic bone
#

true

olive marlin
#

Imagine updating your discord client.

lean kiln
#

I am fully up to date

olive marlin
#

Yeah. People complain on latest, that's why I haven't bothered to update it in 2 months or so.

lean kiln
#

last update reduced the lag on hovering server but its still bad

waxen panther
#

@twin lagoon my king

ashen cliff
waxen panther
#

afaik, the client wont open without you updating

lean kiln
#

I already got reminded of AuthMe today

twin lagoon
waxen panther
#

my beloved

#

@lean kiln hugattack

lean kiln
#

I have a good idea. Maybe you can try to hook up with authme? - someone on my github issues

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther fix paperweight userdev?

lean kiln
#

good idea

waxen panther
#

i am logging out of work ?

#

so no 😁

twin lagoon
#

didn't ask.

#

after hours

waxen panther
#

i do not have after hours .

#

i am also going out tonight

twin lagoon
#

once again did not ask

waxen panther
#

(leafs mothers house)

twin lagoon
#

ah then it's ok

waxen panther
#

ok tenor

olive marlin
waxen panther
mossy vessel
ashen cliff
#

Bro.

#

PR!

#

FREE PR!

mossy vessel
#

I don't want my name to appear in AuthMe's contribution list

olive marlin
#

Wait till tomorrow, for Hacktoberfest Bro!

void void
#

already started bro!

mossy vessel
#

whitespacefest?

#

I mean errr

olive marlin
#

They gonna be banning people this year, so hopefully it'll be more sane.

void void
#

2 spam prs and you're out forever iirc

ashen cliff
#

Already added.

potent fossil
#

inflight wifi DL speed started at 5.5MB/s and immediately throttled to 120KB/s

#

k

ashen cliff
#

How to get free contributors to AuthMe daily 101.

unkempt drift
void void
#

loading fine for me

unkempt drift
#

I just get this jank

void void
unkempt drift
#

ty

got the same thing on chrome too, no clue what's going on

ashen cliff
#

Thanks bro.

mossy vessel
void void
#

true

#

Why does authme have 100k LOC

ashen cliff
#

It's one of the oldest still living plugins... do you even have to ask that?

#

The code quality is all over the place, traded hands and had countless cursed PRs.

magic river
#

@potent fossil why would you ever want to go to Omaha? riecringe

potent fossil
magic river
#

That's even worse, if you get out of Iowa never come back 😛

#

Also, kind of funny, I just saw an ad on TV trying to get tourists to come to Iowa

#

Never saw one of those before, it was weird

potent fossil
#

lol

fossil patio
#

is this a photoshop

magic river
void void
#

there's so much shit in there

potent fossil
magic river
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Minecraft 1.0 server was probably about 100k

fossil patio
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oh gosh it's taking time to clone, this is gonna be bad

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97MB

void void
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grafana's repo is like 400+mb

magic river
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Uh, yikes

fossil patio
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10k lines of yaml and 67k lines of java

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nice

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45k lines of sql

void void
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don't forget the 45k lines of sql

cunning raft
fossil patio
void void
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and the 371 lines of php

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is that an entire xf database dump?

ashen cliff
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samples

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Yeah.

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Ignore samples.

fossil patio
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looks like the yaml is mostly from language support, ig that's normal

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now where tf did they put 67k lines of java

ashen cliff
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Translations and all that. kekwhyper

fossil patio
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378 classes for offline authentication

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jeez

ashen cliff
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Just.

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I assume a bunch of that code is due to tests...

fossil patio
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imagine if all that time was spent working a job to pay for minecraft

ashen cliff
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We have a lot of tests.

fossil patio
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nope, 378 classes in the main directory

tropic flame
ashen cliff
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Bro. Don't forget about 2FA!

fossil patio
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Bro. Right!

magic river
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So I have this bottle of window cleaner that has a sticker on it that says "100% Ocean Bound Plastic"

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If you look closer you see the words "Bottle made from" in small font above that

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But even that full statement is... not great

left swift
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Lmaoo

potent fossil
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Alright I'm in Omaha now. Very much done flying for now