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so we in the VC got the great idea of making a light switch that only has the lights on above a certain noise threshold. So you got to keep screaming to keep the lights on
that sounds like a Michael Reeves video
possibly 
This is the strangest timeline https://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/1443247758199205893
this is the only time when i agree with spottedleaf

Who gave leaf the power to create NFTs
We don't deserve free will
what the hell is that thing
what in the actual fuck of a fuck is that
where are her ears
up your ass, duh
what
That is someone's wet dream. Don't judge bro.
Nah.
Cat is mine. 
true
there's a way to hack the auction
right click on the image
and click save
Furry
i dont know why you would ever want to do that though
asking the real the questions
hopefully not famous after that abomination
She was my celebrity crush when I was in high school 😛
(she is a couple months older than I am)
ok
How old are you?
Well, she is 35...
Please don't make the mistake of expecting DED to have IQ points to spare here
You have to have seen Mean Girls
If not you need to go watch it right now, drop everything
i was on my phone and i couldnt really care enough to google her age
🦧
A sword-wielding man dressed as a ninja attacked several special operations soldiers who were training at a California airport, reportedly forcing them to shelter in a hangar and inflicting wounds that required stitches.
https://t.co/TFLMHE4ImB
true
what hosts are there that'd be decent for mc that you can pay per hour?
I prefer to pay by seconds as I am a busy man but sadly technology isn’t there yet.
aws very expensive for mc tho
DigitalOcean droplets are billed hourly
There are even premade tools to spin up a MC server on a droplet on demand
pay per hour is more gonna be on the lines of VPS providers rather than the typical shared hosts, I doubt that there are many shared hosts out there which have the capacity to have metal sitting around for people to be able to scale up and down like crazy
Oh. I didn’t know that but I doubt the person asking is wanting for on-demand usage but more for saving a few bucks. Maybe I interpret wrong 
For later case it isn’t really possible in a sense the choice won’t be good to begin with
pretty much just want a server that will be used for a few days at most per month, and has no reason to be sitting around for the rest
Turning the droplet off doesn't stop billing through, you have to delete/destroy it
Which means you need to either pay for storage separate from the droplet so you can attach it again to a new instance later, make a backup each time first and restore it when you make a new instance, or start from scratch every time
Like, much easier to just get a cheapo shared host and not worry about it
Once you factor in all of the costs, e.g. you're gonna be paying more for the base server given that you're gonna be the one eating the overheads for the OS and these machines aren't exactly cheapify'd in the way that shared hosting allows for most hosts
cost for a 100GB volume is like $10 a month at DO, which you're gonna be paying even if you don't turn the machine on
I think snapshots are cheaper but that's still a cost you're gonna eat when you turn off the VM, create your snapshot and destroy the VM
GCP VMs cost nothing when turned off
guess they just have so much capacity that they don't care
i would assume they don't include any disk space with GCP VMs but force you to use volumes
which is one of the main reasons you pay for servers when they're turned off at other providers
oh yeah they probably still charge for the volume
good point
$1.70/10gb/month for SSD
Yea, I mean, it's probs the storage as already said which is where the main cost is (for idling around), probs just doesn't make sense to charge a different rate vs on/off, but, I mean, it also technically doesn't matter where your VM runs, so, maybe GCP is much better at just moving shit around in the first place so you're not eating more than just the disk space on GCP
DO has, afaik, always slated themselves as like a dev place rather than recommending their platform be used for anything serious unless that changed
DO SLA gurantees are lower than e.g AWS & GCP
Hi guys!
Im trying to deal with this issue over 48 hours already
So i have the html + css code to do an SPOILER-TEXT.
It works fine in the tebex index and all that. BUT in the packages editor it doesnt work. I have to do something else to work on the package editor?
if you want to do serious biz then go for FAANGs, if not then could even rent a dedi box from some datacenter
Safe in Iowa for anyone who cares anyway hello
Write blog post for setup plz so I can read later when I get home next week
My condition does not allow me to write blog posts 
That does seem to have changed with all their new offerings in the past couple years
I don't think they're competitive enough tho, their PaaS stuff is jank
managed k8s is half jank there aswell
Thanks baby
😘😘😘😘
Okay I typed bby but my iPad decided to make it official
do you have fields, with corn?
Don't tell anyone but yes
Yeah my mom already ate a crapload of sweet corn. She grew up here.
She lives and breathes corn
Hi simple
they are pretty much free when they are on season
coz corn in US is heavily subsidized
Henlo kash
wtf is that sizing Edit: here we go https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/840029202513788961/893300483010215946/unknown.png
Did you guys know that the sweetness in sweetcorn rapidly dissipates after its picked
like within a couple days it's no longer sweet
depending on the breed
good evening paper minecraft discord server
Anyone have a recommendation for cloud storage for entire server backups? Using a dedicated host if that changes anything
Hello 👋
Des Moines is surprisingly hilly, i thought it'd be flatter when i visited
oh that was an hour ago
b2
a1
You've sunk my battleshit

That's a classic my fren
idk how many people will get it 
Huh, if you have a database with DNA from 6 million random Americans in it you could identify 3rd cousins for every person in the country
Which is all it took to catch the Golden State Killer
A database that shares data with the police has over 2 million samples
have you guys ever seen codebases or people use == false instead of ! for readability? i haven't used == false since i learned java
The moment I do, I find a different project to contribute to.
in highly complex code where the readability is generally trashed anyways? yes
outside of that, no; it's a basic semantic which I'd hope people are capable of spotting if they're working on a codebase and analysing the logical flow
I think the only time I've done that is when dealing with Win32, not in Java
I might've when just starting out with java, wouldn't surprise me if I did
Hey, I know that this is a server full of talented minds, I was wondering if it was possible to get help with dev projects unrelated to Mc
Or would that be against the server rules?
You can ask just about anything in here but unless it's interesting or you're a regular don't expect an answer
yes Amaranth's rate is about $80 an hour with a minimum of 6 hour charged
Wikipedia
Awesome so the problem I have is I want to create an emoji captcha system, something similar to the image I’ll attach in an embed below, but there’s probably dozens of different ways of executing the idea. The way I’m doing it right now, I’m stuck on how I’d be able to map the emoji as a text to the image of it. Do you guys have any recommendations or how you’d personally go about this
How would this be done? I had a folder full of pictures of the emojis and also a JSON file that maps the Unicode form of the emoji to its text
If you mean how do you maintain the state on the server of what the right answer for this particular request is that's, you know, sessions, cookies, etc
Would I have to build a web server to complete a replica of this?
To be able to maintain such state? Or could I do it in memory
Uh, if you don't have a web server why are you doing this?
You need the image file to have a different name every time you serve one of these too, you know?
Otherwise someone can just build your JSON mapping table on their own
As far as making one of those images from arbitrary emoji input I'd probably use cairo for that
I’m trying to replicate this bot as an aesthetic because I contacted the owner of the one that exists and he wants like $2.5k for it
Seems overly complicated
That's kind of the point of a captcha
What if I had a web server that grabbed from my emojis folder a pic of an emoji and I also have the web server send some data that can be used to identify it in a map?
Sure, whatever, good luck
When I say captcha I mean like, I really don’t know what else to call it
It’s just like a second hand human authentication method
btw even if you rendered this emoji dynamically and gave them unique file names I could make a bot solve this captcha faster than you could write the code to create it
This is an awful captcha
yh
I’ve been told
it’s not really supposed to be used as an actual captcha
Do you think I should use a REST API
I watched Squid Game yesterday and I loved it! Very engaging, beautifully shot and edge of your seat viewing.
Looking forward to checking out the Netflix show of the same name too heheuheuhuehuehuehhehheh
772
Cannot unseen
You'll find == false or == true in kotlin code bases when dealing with nullable booleans
Funniest Weeb Meme
You're a bit late to that convo 
denwav is never late, the convo was merely early
Ew
I guess that essentially makes kotlin’s booleans tristate
a bistate boolean could just be true and null, but then you’ve just reinvented dynamic typing
Only for booleans which are nullable
That's exactly the same as java, except if you use a boxed boolean in an if statement in java and it's null you'll get a runtime NPE instead of a compiler error

I usually am :(
we just started a new one
Can confirm, was really good
i had probably one of the weirdest arguments earlier and wanted to ask a question and see what you guys think...
does a leap year start on February 29? If you say yes, where specifically are you getting this information?
Question is nonsensical
Leap year is a classification of a year
It starts on new years
like, i know that's a dumb question, but it's apparently an argument I had, and I have no idea why these people were coming to this conclusion
btw, end of the decade was the end of the year 2020, not 2019
yeah, but you start at the beginning
where there was no year 0
so... it goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
gotta finish that year 10 to get through a decade
ah machine maker makes a good point
i think that's what i understood too
actually no I think i thought of that as 2010 - 2020
but that's 11 years, so...
yeah, its Jan 1 2011 - Dec 31 2020
Doesn't matter, the decade still starts at 0
1999 was both the end of the century and the end of the millennia
Decades work the same way
Literally no reason why you can't
You are a troll
I'm on to you
all wrong
1 BC/BCE -> 1 AD/CE
1 AD -> 10 AD = first decade of AD
year 1 to year 1,000 is 1,000 years in a millennium
Considering calendars and dates are made up, yes the first decade can have 9 years in it, it doesn't matter. What matters more is consistency and ease of understanding
i hope this doesn't devolve into a semantical argument...
literally throwing away all human decency and shoving a 9 year decade at the start smh
Lmao why are we discussing this again 😂
blame denwav
I had nothing to do with it
Didn't we discuss this enough with MM at the end of the decade? ^^
this all started because i came from having a really dumb argument about leap years and when they start.... where some people i was talking to said the leap year started on february 29
and then we somehow morphed into this
Leap years are even we travel forward in time actually
their argument didn't make sense to me, that's a 307 day year and not counting the first 59 days (Jan 1-31, Feb. 1-28), so I wanted to know where they got this from
Also instead of a leap seconds, Google does a leap smear
i got sent a NASA page about leap years, and somehow it made sense to them
it's a case of "I'm reading something that doesn't exist"
perhaps reading too much into something, or in fact trolling
Leap years are a conspiracy
@vernal moth observing arguments about programming are quite funny, but arguments like this once in awhile are a nice break
oh man, the kind of heartache of being a programmer
It's just that we have this argument twice before 😂
oh, well damn LOL
We should talk about which IDE is the best instead and why java is so verbose
Never had that discussion before
I personally would like to ask for config options for dupes
@worn ember it's verbose because you make it verbose 

@waxen panther WTF @untold meadow hates me
@untold meadow why ??
they replaced me 
it's out of love
myself
wtf
you saw nothing
saw what?
blindshaming kezz now?
no idea what you're talking about
wtf michale
clearly michahel needed to be replaced
kenny u stinky german
michael epic
go simp smallant's mom
but also michael told me to wait and I'm very impatient
fine get a 5800x, b550f-gaming and fast 32gb ddr4 @void void
wrong aurora
although not really
@mental meadow
god that account still exists
does anyone know an easy way to work out what junk i can delete to free up space on my drive
wiztree
got 1.5gb left 😳
WinDirStat is cool
on gnome / ubuntu, disk usage analyzer may also be preinstalled
i love windirstat
w*ndows
yeah but windirstat is slow as shit
but windows
wiztree is the alternative
today i learned about gdu, had been using ncdu for a while
@waxen panther have you fixed my gradle yet
having to do anything in addition to apt is so painful
i found it recently, it's basically just the faster ncdu
check for disk usage analyzer, it's likely preinstalled
workin on it
yes there seems to be something like that for everything now
nope :(
okay wow that wouldn't be as expensive as I thought it would be
make sure to get fast ddr4
I was kinda hoping I could keep my ram rip
not with ryzen
why would they tell me to add a ppa if the ppa literally doesn't exist
i mean to be fair
would be less effort to just buy a bigger ssd smfh
if i can sell my i3-6100 you can sell your i7-7700k without a problem too
and probably your ram & old motherboard too
Probably yeah
install arch linux
void
only question is if my psu can handle

didn't ask
how much w
@waxen panther
oh god good question
paper 'development' team member?
can believe the whole city of dundee develops gdu
can I have 3 exposure
You are paid 100 exposure an hour
You can spare a few

yeah and a piece of paper develops this server fork
550w apparently
gdu doesn't even work wtf i hate
.local/gradle? lol
oh fucking steam games jfc
oh yes
cry
press d to delete all your games
lmao 32gb of a server backup i dont know what to do with
yeet it
Delete Minecraft? y/n
give it to me
a 15gb sql dump jfc what was i storing in that
LOL
thank you kezz, keep us updated
wait you said sql wtf I'm blind lmao
kezz didn't keep us updated :(
it was logblock lmao
wat lmao
yup
i never bothered to set a timeout on the logs bc the host advertised unlimited db size so
mario
dutch "people" arent allowed to ping me
O.o
im not dutch can i ping you?
No.
@worn ember
:(
belgian "people" arent allowed to ping me
kutbelg :)
no
rip
welp
just got fined by customs
i thought i would be fined earlier but 3-4 years is fine too 
lol what
i got fined for aparcel from 4 yrs ago
what was in the parcel
boys i could use some help
exam*
also thanks
ok what the fuck
Definitely A, there are 4 underscores so only A can fit
it's C
I googled it
wouldn't the answer be
by the power of thor^2
NMF's reasoning is pretty convincing though
Yes, my students love my exercises 
do computers question sanity
That's carbon dioxide
yee
In this oddly paced "educational" video, I explain how I created a paper for SIGBOVIK 2017 that consists of only printable ASCII bytes, but is also a valid DOS executable. This involves making a C compiler that targets the printable subset of x86 (without using self-modifying code), and just barely scraping out solutions to some tricky puzzles t...
Hey, just thinking after long while which version of server I should choose due a lot of good old plugins are still 1.12.2 version they probably would not work anymore with e.g. 1.17 Mc server
So things are changed? Just last time I checked everything was still 1.12.2 what I wanted to use and were already fimiliar
Good if those are now updated :)
it has never been that way
good morning paper towels
probably only PEX is still on 1.12
PEX still works on 1.17 probably though
it does
I think my eyes didnt lie to me 🤷
Indeed I mean forge mods sorry 😅
Does spigot / paper use same plugins
even forge mods are moving to 1.16 / 1.17 now
paper doesnt use forge mods no
fabric > forge
If used server tools like 2 years ago, im so lost now :D
omggg this is literally the last question and the 1 physics numerical in the whole test
I actually had a teacher give a quiz once where all the questions were true/false and every answer was true
So, Ive used to use spigot when 1.12.2 was most common
also forge stuff fimiliar
Which tools I should use now in these days if I want server for small group and like +10 plugins/mods
Also if I want setup RLCraft server, how about that would go? (last time it worked from twitch)
where simple
twitch launcher🤢
Sorry for making you remember that XD
iirc you can download a premade rlcraft server from the curseforge page
but how about enything else? something like spigot 1.12.2 server years a go what I got used to
No but for other uses, which is most universe and supports most plugins you know
you could use one of the unholy hybrids
Oh dont you dare
I need just simple and stable, well supporting platform for small server :D
i like game with fancy graphs
papeepsigot
No
Yes paper, no paper? :D
maybe paper
I lost my papers when I was in dark barrel these years
☎️
Probably I try to go with paper and bring back what Ive known 🤔
PepeSpigot
day #116 of trying to get abs: just did a bit of cycling... im not wanting to do anything now that exams are over. I'll get back to exercising properly next week prolly
is this still a meme, or are you doing this unironically?
probably legit but let em do what he wants it's not hurting anyone
god imagine someone actually writing Spigot in Elshout
im still doing it... legit
oh yea unironically
properly
i'm not stopping anyone, just questioning
aight
ayo chill
i had 2 exams today
very sad
when are exams not sad xd
when you're able to slay them
this
or when they won't affect anything in the end, besides your own confidence
you can't
elshout has no way to define your own types 
no more minecraft
the existence of classes has 0 performance impact
depends on how you use them
it's a stupid question
No difference afaik
You've still got the class def or instance lookup, etc, beyond that 🤷♂️
Maybe a little extra startup time since it has to parse the different class files
But not enough to notice
^^ you're practically talking CPU cycles here (in terms of accessing across stuff)
I mean, yes; But if you're concerned that you're creating too many classes, you're probably failing on that respect
for each entity i create a new class each tick
Especially when you're talking about a one-time cost that is measured in nanoseconds
Random thought; what if floor/ceiling world borders were a thing, in the event that somebody has the audacity to try breaking bedrock in the Overworld or on the Nether Roof?
if they where a thing, I mean, they'd exist
(Actually, breaking the Nether Roof is fine in my book. But a floor world border below bedrock level would be neat... With even more bedrock below it.)
Really, cant open ports anyway :D
Port forwarding is set from modem
Firewalls are set to open TCP 25565 for leaving data
(Firewalls are tried to shutdown also)
Tried to open port with uTorrent and still no
5G modem 🤔 it should do the job still
I can connect with local IP but public is not found
Oh god, I hate trying to set up port forwarding. My ISP makes it damn near impossible.
Sou..? ;-;
you can't port forward
You don't have a public IP
You have a private IP which is on the ISPs network, and the ISP "forwards" traffic to and from the rest of the world for you
canyouseeme.org thinks I have public IP
... Ahamm
So I hack into my roommates network and use its cable modem then brb :3
I would use Raspberry pi tho, but it may not powerfull enough to run Paper server?
for 1 - 2 players it will probably do
If you have the latest one, possibly 4. 
ehm yea.. so nope :D
IPv6 might let you port forward more directly, if it's not locked behind an extra layer of NAT
I mean, I'm just spitballing
yeah but no one uses ipv6
I could get my own work but it will cost
"You will have to order [Public IP-address], public ip address, supplemental service for your mobile broadband, which will cost a one time switch on fee of 3.90 € and a monthly charge of 1.99 €/month. Your mobile router’s APN setting has to be changed over from internet to internet4, too"
That's pretty much the price of an OK public server at that point lol
And yet Minecraft already supports it. A lot of things support it, and honestly more people should adopt it. Having a public IPv6 address wouldn't let people connect to you via IPv4, but it would be better than nobody being able to connect to you at all.
Have you seen v6 deployment stats?
How would I try to setup that
ISPs have yet to deploy it in any meaningful manner
i will support it when more than 95% of the world supports it
Minecraft supported IPv6 before 1.0 even
I think direct IP entry was broken for a few releases though
they did set it to prefer v4 at one point
I recall vista and linux having some pretty breaking v6 issues years ago
Nobody's ever going to adopt it with that attitude.
We're stuck waiting on ISPs to adopt it
throwing your services on only v6 would be suicide these days
I always have both IPv4 and IPv6 enabled.
so, you're one of the lucky people who have a public v6 block assigned to your router
I don't actually know if I do.
But I have them both enabled in my OS and all of my software
So, your statement is literally useless
I need to setup this server for just friends for now who could use v6 so how do I get it work 🤔
Yes, v6 LANs are common because the tech already supports it
hello, just an out of context question that i am hoping to find an answer for. Can a .jar file harm your computer without executing it?
most people do not have a public v6, however, so cannot connect to v6 services outside of their network
no
unless something else executes it
e.g. loaded as a minecraft plugin/mod
Could maybe get some LAN tunneling stuff setup, if you're feeling adventurous.
and then get blocked at a bunch of services for corporate ips
ehmm?
alright tyty
you do the exact same thing you did for ipv4 port forwarding
but with ipv6
LAN tunneling clients aren't exactly a new thing.
tunnel to what
Well, um...
i'm just going to assume hurricane electric 6to4
peepoAgony.
Which is basically useless here still anyways
@waxen panther koriuwu?

The problems with using a LAN tunneling client are that they require both parties to be using it, and they also require an external server to forward traffic back and forth... Which means you might as well just pay money for a public IP
(Honestly everything would be better if we just had an IPv6 mesh network... But ISPs are lazy AF and they're cheapskates.)
wat
wat
The demand for IPv6 infrastructure still currently isn't high enough for ISPs to put the time and resources into setting it up.
Im not sure but it seems I cannot find any IPv6 settings on my 5G router
RIP.
Because IPv6 over Mobile is not required yet. 🛌
Plus, we don't want to expose devices.
Makes sense
IPKO official support.
I think they mean Wi-Fi version 5, not 5G cellular
Wi-Fi supports IPv6 without issues.
3G/4G/5G Router
I think it's the router itself that doesn't have the settings though
Your router actually has a cellular network connection?
I thought IPv6 was a part of the LTE spec
ZTE Router MC801A 5G if it helps
IP Address
DHCP
MTU MSS
MAC
Port settings
URL Filtering
UPnP
DMZ
SNTP
VPN Settings
thats it, all what I can find here :/
You don't have APN settings?
It seems so, cant find that named
Ehmm any else name what it could be if they use full name and translated as Finnish :D
it's the access point settings
^^
They're whatever your ISP generally tells you to use, and many locked devices, e.g. ISP issued, will block access to those settings
@warm anchor @twin lagoon @limpid comet


i like how krusic conveniently has the same router
Ahhh :DD there they are
Similar. 
correct
Yeah. Probably just not provided by the ISP.
Mmh

i have an epic story to tell you later
EPIC
Ill just starting chat with ISP if they can unlock something or atleast then if I buy Public IP ._.
Probably cheaper to get a VPN with a dedicated IP and just VPN to that.
Hm?
Yeah, that ain't that bad.
VPN would be? ~3€/mothly
At least that :)
they want I call to devices support center and pay 3€/minute :DD hll no
But Im customer from h too so they gonna give me what I want :D
this gonna be long night with that 24/7 support chat, at least thats free fun
The floor world border exists in Bedrock edition
you can't fall below a certain point in the void
no restraints on max height as far as I know
Im sad we cant just fall into nether from overworld :D would be cool to find travel ways trought void and survive from fall, at least now I know how to pass bedrock with tnt
ask Mojang to copy Brandon Pierce's old code from the Aether mod :P
not sure how that would help though given you'd just be trapped above bedrock after falling into the Nether if that was a thing
Afaik there is a limit
Might just be when logging in tho
Wow, for Mom's Spaghetti they're making sauce from scratch designed to taste like it came out of a bottle and making pasta the night before so they can do a shit job of reheating it the next day to sell
So the meal tastes like leftovers
Exactly what I'm looking for.
This is artisanal white trash food 😛

Wihiii, I got ports open! :3
They gave me own public IP, .. ehm "gave" ..for 2€/monthly, not bad still
haha thats epic
?
Sorry I was sleeping off jetlag lol
welp
Okay, simple
exam is over now
listen here, you whore
i got it wrong
I will fite you
fite me u abless noodlearm
gonna replace your cow pat bricks with bricks of my shit
it's gonna be a few weeks at tacobell and probs need a ring replacement
don't make my house worse than it is
But, I got dis
Inb4 cat turns out to be a 7 foot tall behemoth of a man irl
rip Snoopa
Why fight me 
why not?
bot ded
WE GON FITE
and if they do its probably an accident
I'm getting some custom music made, each track is around a minute and a half and loops perfectly to the start when it ends. I'm thinking if I have a plugin that gets a song to be played on a set timer, are any lag spikes between when the song starts and when it ends going to mess up the timing at all or is that not really a concern I should have

Weekend!!
You're better off using command blocks and resource packs, no? idk, i tried myself but i found that command blocks were the way to go
https://mcsrvstat.us/server/46.132.187.223:25565
why this shows server but my minecraft wont :D
are you ok lmao
you can't connect to a server on your own machine with a public IP
Just, don't, it's all down to how your router works traffic and you generally cannot control that
Ya I'm using a resourcepack and a custom track. Just scared a few 200ms ticks are gonna mess up the timing
... I was just saying XDD aahh yeas.. ofc
I just forgot that ;-; it has been long time when I was doing a lot server stuff
you also need this command so the thing never fades out:
/playsound minecraft:music_disc.stal player @a ~ ~ ~ 340282356779733661637539395458142568447.9999999999
:D
It shouldn't if all you're doing is keeping track of the ticks that passed
gotcha gotcha cheersss
As soon as I start minecraft my PCs sound starts acting weird (distorted / noisy).
Any ideas what could cause this? It used to work just fine a week ago and I don't think I've installed any new software.
If it's just noise in general it's probably either the fan (I doubt that though) or Minecraft's audio isn't working properly
does it start exactly when the game window appears?
Yes, it starts as when I launch Minecraft and it stops for a few seconds when loading shaders etc. so I'm pretty sure it's caused by minecraft
I also tried different headphones and made sure it's not a hardware issue
MC is very heavy on CPU
So if you have a poopy machine it will ramp up the fan as your cpu is dying to run it
Or you have a shader pack that doenst get FPS limited if the fan on gpu is ramping up
Just use sodium fabric mod and hard-limit FPS
it may not be the fan though since they did say it ran well until a week ago
Full speed is not usually used
On fans
So if he never run anything task heavy until now
He may never experience the full speed noise of his fan
does the sound only come through the headphones when you plug them in
fair point
Or he was having orange chicken for dinner and a piece of chicken got stuck on his fan. 😉
That's normal for headphones yeah?
I'm trying to find out if the sound is coming from the fan or if it's the audio from the actual game that's broken xd
xd
Nono it's not the fans tho. It's the sound itself that sounds distorted 😐
depends on what's doing the sounds
hm
who knew that a game with seemingly simple graphics would take so much to run nowadays
it's pretty easy for software based sound decoders to act janky when the CPU is overloaded
I guess you can blame legacy code i dunno
it's pretty easy for a driver update to cause issues with sound hardware, etc
to be fair it has been getting slightly better ngl
(although 1.12 definitely used to be lighter)
I mean, if you look on the surface, yea, mc is trivial
but, I mean, high performance graphics in a voxel world is non-trivial
biggest issue I have with it is just the framerate though
it's easy for games like CSGO to crank out FPS because they've already got much of the work done for them with flat plane textures, etc
@ Logics Unless you mean the amount of memory it uses?
rather than having dozens of voxels around the world
modern MC has had some improvements to the rendering pipeline
Blaze3D
comparing to older versions is also flawed as the rendering code was broken for years in a way which would cause other side effects
can't remember if they did anything else
oh right they also added programmable shaders in 1.17 I think (Heard about this only vaguely)
DSP?
I would guess Dyson sphere Programm
Thankfully still haven't picked that up or I would have no time anymore at all
I kinda wanna play factorio to the end, but, I gotta learn so much for that game that it's just, urgh
saying mc dead when it probably couldn't be in a better place in terms of popularity
quite funny innit bruv
I love the type of games where you've gotta do the thinking and the stuffs, but, I mean, I can't take a break from them without feeling the need to start again
i mean if the community degrades back to how it used to be Minecraft will just become known as a cringy kid's game once again
(God I hope not)
do it
I mean, theres always gonna be people who like, thing MC is a kids game
they even multithreaded it to shut up the plebs 
kids are stupid, real games require big brain
ur stupid, require new brain
no u
yep
fortunately my parents weren't like that
nah don't worry, we moved on into bigger things
now you have scandals due to fake speedruns. 
Could optifine run serverside as plugin🤔
honestly I'd take that over being viewed as a cringy game
no but as a Forge mod it replaces the sin() and cos() functions for chunk generation iirc
besides that it's not as useful as it is as a client mod
sure just download forge server and run it I'm sure the server will render the world better ;)
Ehm I just would want to have "better look" and e.g. that zoom etc for all users by default 🤔
yep
be sure to tell people playing on your server to download optifine so they can play on it too
:P
yeeaaah well the server can't influence the client like that
so no that's not a thing
tell your users to install optifine instead
(or if you're in 1.16+, install Sodium? 👀)
it's a joke xd
I'm pretty sure it can though (Least in some cases) some mods on a server require the client to have said mod too
install Starlight
;)
that message was for antza but yes xd
Or just maybe, how about some texture packet which have pretty natural but "Smoother" textures and terrain etc 🤔 It would make it look better already
https://resourcepack.net/radiant-pixels-resource-pack/ maybe changes textures too much, but terrain and mobs looks better
no?
minecar
wat
hey sherman, i made up my mind
elshout will have no strings as char arrays
it won't have arrays or strings at all, period
so if you wanna do hello world.... hf writing schreibt(char) 11 times lol
I question your sanity with every feature you think of for Elshout :P
oh no i'm fine
Elshout is just supposed to be pain
fun fact, if you google that teacher's full name you get some handreading shit, quite funny
I know xd was just teasing ya
I've googled it before and I can't understand a single word in the results :/
chrom(e|ium) autotranslate 🙏
rip

asked him about it in class and he got super mad LOL
Found the most epic emoji today nioma
was using Firefox cause it was already installed for some reason while Chrome wasn't
yes I'm lazy don't judge :(
otherwise just throw the stuff through deepl
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paper is kinda pog
It is indeed
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believing is step 1
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hey, so i am trying to find a plugin so when someone does /shop or something a menu will open like one from a villager and they will be able to trade specific items for other items
any idea?
"this is not magic, this is santa's strength from his milk addiction" 
Is Paper compatible with Cubic Chunks?
what
wow I do not like this twitter update
?
The twitter trend person is really unhappy with the "september is over, someone tell that green day guy" jokes
cat
I need to search if a string matches any given value in an array of 100 strings. Is there any performance benefit to creating an object with 100 keys and checking if object[key] is defined instead of array.includes()?
This operation is blocking in a high frequency environment so all performance is needed.
This is running in node.js
ty!
Whenever possible intern your strings
Although that really only helps if you need to do more than one comparison
one of the comments on there i thought was important though. beware of premature optimization. write it how you initially want and get it to work then benchmark it, THEN optimize it if you find it necessary
dw i got it
i wrote my own benchmark and got a 107x improvement using an object so ima move it to that
kay
Technically interning your strings should be the same thing as using a HashSet and be faster if you only do one comparison
O(N) is O(N) tho so
If you do more than one you'll want to do actual interning
I'd recommend using a Set instead, .has() is O(1) and it's less goofy than using an object here.
i dont have duplicates in my comparison
the stackoverflow he linked says set is now obsolete
JSBench.me is a JavaScript performance benchmarking playground based on Benchmark.js and influenced by JSPerf.
but im curious enough to test it out now just to see the difference
I just ran it and the set was fastest, which isn't too surprising to see. JS objects have a lot of overhead due to the million ways they can be used/optimized. The much newer Set API is just.. a set.
I guess you didn't read the update at the top of that comment
It said V8 was optimizing away the array includes one so it was testing how fast it could do nothing
V8 does some crazy cool optimizations like that, especially with newer APIs. It's why I'd personally recommend using the proper struct for a usecase, rather than trying to outsmart the engine.
in chrome that benchmark said object was the fastest
but im running nodejs anyway, and set just performed the best in my benchmark
Firefox might be optimizing out the Set one 😛
Chrome and Node both use V8, so you can bench in chrome to get a good idea how it'll run in node.
Either that or Spidermonkey has a much better Set or V8 does much better at the other two
Yeah Firefox must be optimizing out the Set benchmark
And V8 is still like 3-4x faster than Firefox on the Object one, wow
v8 has insane optimizations for objects
if they're under a certain size, it basically converts it into more of a class instead of a map
then recognizes other objects that match that "class" and allows it to use fast paths on them
we used to utilize that a lot in svelte to get some cool gains
Pretty sure Spidermonkey has an optimization for shapes like that too
this is why we should rewrite minecraft in js for optimal performance
where's the airplane branch for it

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Both of them?
kinda, but they're not nearly as smart as chrome's is. turbofan is crazy
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nice 👀
only 3 tps though
i think you can go lower
pretty sure I managed to get around 2 before with dolphins or something
Sniping me outside of the minehut discord 👀
cant remember cause it was a while back
I can push it harder on my hardware cpu usage with 1000 was only 40%
still had 15gb ram available
room for more players then 😄
my power is flickering right now
cat
our work computers have chrome installed but are windows xp with like one gig of ram
so like, I'd love to use it but...
Your work is about to lose access to the web
Surprised it hasn't already due to TLS upgrades
most things we have to access are on an on prem intranet 
Also if your work is at all tech related find a new job
unless you physically nuke the place, most business wont change 
true
is there a way to write plugins in python instead of java
I've been learning python for about 3 months and I want to write a simple enough plugin, but can't figure out how to convert the idea to java
time for 3 months of java
yippee
there are plugins out there for loading js, and pretty sure that there are some for python, but, they're not often all that ideal
transpile the python to js first 
welp, still can't get Windows running with UTM so tried using the qemu CLI and yeah I see what you mean 👀
it helps that the docs are... iffy
I love it when people submit appeals under the username Herobrine threatening us to unban "someone else's" account...
rofl nice
i never got any funny appeals
besides actual server members spamming the appeals
@wraith trail hf with the reply lol
meanwhile i am in the position to actually do that
lol
ban me from your server please, I'd like to do the same
sadly you're not in any of my servers
I can't stop laughing at videos like this
"I’m on a horse, I'm on a horse, he don't need petrol, coz he runs on carrots" 🥕🥕🥕
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Based. 
Rides a horse.
Out of food?
Rides a bike.
Bike stolen?
Walks.
Legs stolen?
Leave 🇬🇧.
Imagine burning dinosaurs to get from A to B
It do be like that sometimes.
Imagine not using stolen frying oil to run your old 2002 Passat.
Might as well go with a Phaeton at that point.
my parents live close to the max planck institute for plan breeding research, they have rapeseed oil powered cars, they smell like a fries stand 😂

We have a whole fleet of Taxis running on used frying oil in one city here.
You can even donate your own used oil at a machine in the middle of the city.
Small steps.
Tho, I think they stared doing this like 5 years ago, if not even longer.
Yeah, the machine was installed back in 2017.
But they were doing it before apparently, just without "private" donations.
Oh nouh, server side resourve packages wont work anymore :/ ?
it's actually not too difficult to transition if you have the basic concepts down
it might take a little getting used to since everything in Java has to be a class though
Why would that be?
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Steam: Wanna see me do it again?
i'm on experimental too
readed something about that from reddit(?) and could not get it work by using google drive link in server.prop
i cant get it to work != its broken
I can assure you it still works and that reddit source is stupid
Maybe Google drive limited your account or something, try self hosting or a server that is actually designed for shit like this like S3, B2 or R2
I also said I readed like it should not work anymore from reddit or some else
Cant I just put that file to my server files and use it from there? I remember that Ive used to get it work in that way 2 years ago
It needs to be accessible via http(s)
you can use https://mc-packs.net/
I personally wouldn't trust a 3rd party site to not go away but whatever floats your boat
its literally hosted by my friend but ok
@warm anchor 
so boring day
I wish there was something between redstone and command blocks. Something that gave you all of the flexibility and programmability of command blocks, but without their reality-warping powers. Like if you had a command block where the only form of output allowed was a redstone signal of varying strength.
In other phrasing: If normal redstone is equivalent to using breadboards and simple logic gates, then I wish there was a way to essentially build self-contained microcontrollers.
HOLY fk
HOW THE FK did my isp leave this untoched
they left their OLT on an 192.168 network which clients can access, WITH the default password, i logged on to it by mistake thinking it was my ont 
dw i called them
KEK
wait
i was liek wait when did i have this many devices for a sec before i realised it was the olt and called the isp
Press unauth for everyone and watch your neighborhood turn up in flames 😂 😂
haha that'd be evil
But how does this even happen
"eh, noone will notice"
Like your OLT should be on a different network and not accessible from your internal one
supotco's the CEO of bad isps after all :p
It's not local network
its 168 tho?





