#general

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worn crest
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Idk... simply Google or use Insights. It capps the redstone ticks per area/world/plot etc. You can adjust everything

plucky sparrow
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Be positive smh

left swift
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No

worn ember
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if only used a type safe language kek

wispy blade
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bruh

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can you read

left swift
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No

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Its ded

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U gotta ask that

wispy blade
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true

worn ember
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you wouldnt have that with static types tho

wispy blade
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regex.

warm anchor
meager tusk
# wispy blade regex.

not sure why they call it regular expressions when it's more like insane expressions

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😠

wispy blade
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idk man pretty regular to me

worn ember
twin lagoon
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@warm anchor AYAYARie

warm anchor
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Good morning Michael

dark sequoia
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Hi! Idk if its against the rules to ask or for yall to share, but where do owners buy/hire professional services for their servers?

dark sequoia
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other than mcmarket/spigot

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thats all i know

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any others that yall know of?

vernal moth
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Fiverr!

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Wish!

dark sequoia
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no! no! no!

twin lagoon
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obviously the minecrafties discord

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but i do believe i would be shot immediately upon sharing the link

waxen panther
vernal moth
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I don't even know what that is

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But I don't mind shooting you as a precaution 😂

olive marlin
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There's also people who put prices in their nicknames, who would gladly get hired ;)

worn ember
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biome will make you free plugins for experience

olive marlin
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Some people put in their bio/about or status the fact that they are free to hire.

meager tusk
next frost
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the "regular" comes from the grammar the expressions can describe, not the form of the expressions

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regular expressions aren't regular

void void
unkempt drift
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Did someone ask for a Tiger King season 2?

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Cause Netflix is doing it…

warm anchor
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Lol

wispy blade
marble lark
left swift
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That isnt us dollars

warm anchor
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Sherman didnt notice the critical difference

vernal moth
warm anchor
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₹ is indian rupee btw @marble lark

vernal moth
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Mojang stole no tick view distance

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S m h

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@static badge should sue

warm anchor
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@static badge wake up leaf. It's snapshot time

left swift
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On jah?

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@static badge wake up we need someone to make fun of

marble lark
# vernal moth Mojang stole no tick view distance

Various background tasks including worldgen are executed on a background thread pool. Its size equals the amount of available CPU threads minus one, but there was an upper limit of 7. Now this upper limit is 255

warm anchor
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finally catching up to paper

void void
vernal moth
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Which is great!

vernal moth
quaint night
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Is there a download for minecraft 1.17.30 ?

marble lark
vernal moth
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There is no Minecraft 1.17.30, lol

marble lark
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cause

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my god

vernal moth
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At least not for my Minecraft

quaint night
marble lark
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Bedrock Edition?

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knew it

vernal moth
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Bedrock isn't Minecraft, smh

quaint night
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hummm

left swift
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When mojang just gonna buy out paper and hire u guys huh

warm anchor
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Mini would be banned from Minecraft official Discord for saying that

left swift
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Do they even know of the patches or work in paper or other forks?

void void
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I can't imagine that they wouldn't know

marble lark
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Paper (The patches) is open for pretty much the entire world to see

warm anchor
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You can see but dont mean you can understand phosdorime

marble lark
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this is Mojang we're talking about tho

brave radish
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they at least know of all of leaf's insane stuff because of all the people who spam the bug tracker saying "fixed in Tuinity why you no be Tuinity"

marble lark
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now that I think of it

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they shouldn't have mentioned their threading changes

brave radish
marble lark
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now they're going to get spammed by people going "Why my Minecraft no run at 1000FPS with 255 threads???"

warm anchor
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if you think paper issue tracker has dumb ass

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you should check Mojang's issue tracker

brave radish
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^^^

marble lark
warm anchor
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it went from

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pepegaHands ▶️ Pepeg

void void
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There’s also people requesting support for account issues on the mojang bug tracker lol

marble lark
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I'm actually semi confident the fix for Wither hostility towards players in he snapshot was because someone at Mojang saw my comment in the issue tracker and was like "Huh this guy has a point it's pretty easy to fix"

warm anchor
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best

marble lark
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I just read this in the snapshot log

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MC-236618 - Strongholds don’t generate in 21w37a

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how the hell do you even make that happen

unkempt drift
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LOL, someone reported a TLauncher bug to mojang???

warm anchor
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yes

marble lark
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they're like "We won't give you support but sure go ahead"

warm anchor
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You want them to give paper 1.0 response?

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they gotta stay professional

marble lark
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Paper 1.0?

warm anchor
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Sherman lack critical information again PepeLa

marble lark
untold copper
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day #108 of trying to get abs: no exercise cos maths exam was today xdd

spiral robin
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hi

untold copper
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hi

marble lark
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ello

spiral robin
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@warm anchor aPES_Cuddle

warm anchor
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GOOD MORNING @spiral robin

spiral robin
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GOOOOOOOOOD mOOOOOrrrrnNIIIINGGG

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are you having the BEST day ?

warm anchor
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so far so good

spiral robin
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@idle tendon hugattack koriLaugh TT_uwu

short yarrow
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how often do you guys have workaround/temporary code that just end up being permanent (or there way longer than expected)?

spiral robin
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what

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oh

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usually if i dont understand exactly how to do something in an efficient/clean manner, ill write it really shitty and then go back to it when i have some ideas

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so could be months lol

short yarrow
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yeah haha. you do something that you intend to be temporary then just forget about it and it becomes "permanent" until you remember again or look at that piece of code and see well why is this still here

marble lark
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in practice that just means I leave projects on the shelf for literal days while I sulk about not being able to solve them

meager tusk
warm anchor
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if temporary code is used forever

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is it really temporary??

meager tusk
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to the developer? yes, always

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to the next developer who replaces them? no, it's permanent

twin lagoon
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IDRIZ!

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BRO!

brave radish
meager tusk
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Leaf isn't constrained by deadlines, he can afford to rewrite stuff

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When PM dudes are breathing on your neck it's a little more difficult

warm anchor
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actually we put deadline on leaf

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otherwise he will be forced to wear his fursuit out

meager tusk
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Unfunny Weeb

left swift
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His fursuit is where leaf does best work

marble lark
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leaf is leaf

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man can't be told what to do

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lel

warm anchor
meager tusk
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Stupid WEEB.

warm anchor
meager tusk
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stop sending weeb stickers.

warm anchor
meager tusk
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well played

warm anchor
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love you too idriz Pepelove

left swift
tropic flame
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we love them

meager tusk
ashen cliff
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Bro!

tropic flame
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hi bro!

meager tusk
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BRO!

ashen cliff
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The whole gang is here.

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™️

heady spear
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@mental meadow aurora ur cute and not stinky and that's good

warm anchor
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City is stinky??

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brocco is so quiet today. Must still be working

mental meadow
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hello!!!

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❤️ @heady spear

plucky sparrow
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Man I’m very heavily considering getting the new iPad mini 6 to replace my iPad 6th gen instead of upgrading my pc

heady spear
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maybe buy some smart while ur at it

plucky sparrow
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City

plucky sparrow
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You’re so inspiring

heady spear
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You're in love with me

plucky sparrow
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You inspire me to jump off a bridge

heady spear
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I get it

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you can't bear the thought of us not being together

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so you'd rather just end it

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it's very romantic

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But sadly I don't feel like that about you

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I only love @quasi valley

rare tiger
# warm anchor

oh geez 🥺 I will never mess with you again 😢 have mercy

plucky sparrow
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You have so much confidence city

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You really shouldn’t tho

heady spear
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I have as much confidence as I have lice

rare tiger
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zero? 👉 👈

warm anchor
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Lice where

plucky sparrow
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I really want to insult you but I feel like god already did

rare tiger
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I have been GIFTED by GOD 🙏 🙂 too BAD that GIFT is PUBIC LICE 🤮 🥺 💯

heady spear
plucky sparrow
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Sky daddy loved making you so dumb as well

heady spear
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didn't love it enough to commit to it tho

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I am way too smart to be dumb

left swift
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City

heady spear
left swift
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Ur dum

plucky sparrow
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🙏🏻

left swift
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But in a hot way

heady spear
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suc my toe

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I have a huge blister

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it's so hot

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touch it ?

plucky sparrow
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ew wtf

left swift
waxen panther
heady spear
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I do

waxen panther
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k

heady spear
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I really do

plucky sparrow
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I think you dropped this 🔴

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Put it back on your nose you clown 🤡

left swift
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Good one

heady spear
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I need to go to the dry cleaners

waxen panther
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well

heady spear
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I've had it for a week ._.

waxen panther
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at least thats something clear :p

heady spear
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lime will bleach it if exposed to the sun

vestal jasper
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time to buy a new coat

magic river
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Oh hey vanilla got no-tick-view-distance

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They call it view distance though and renamed the old view distance to simulation distance

heady spear
left swift
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Someone make that homework meme with the view distance stuff

magic river
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Oh, theirs doesn't quite work yet though, so far it only changing entity ticking

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Block ticking still happens for the whole view distance

left swift
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Good enough

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B-

vernal moth
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Snooper returning is big, will allow Mojang to see how many servers have migrated away from vanilla because of performance issues

magic river
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Here I fixed it (cropped, optimized, etc)

austere ivy
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only programmers use "optimized" when talking about an image

golden gust
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I mean, notick is something we talked to mojang about and apparently bedrock already does that

magic river
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It's a PNG and I think the optimization was lossless

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So...

vestal jasper
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Shower thought:
Why do people confuse shyness and introvertism pretty much every time they talk about them?

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You can be introverted and outgoing

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They're two separate scales

austere ivy
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or shy and extroverted (true pain)

vestal jasper
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me :D

austere ivy
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:D

magic river
golden gust
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Because people generally conflate then to a party environment as the stereotype is somewhat the same between the two there

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If you're shy, you're gonna be in the corner

foggy veldt
golden gust
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If you're introverted, ditto

vestal jasper
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if you're introverted you're likely not gonna go until someone gives you a reason to

golden gust
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Irrelevant

vestal jasper
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and makes sense

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people live in the context they have

golden gust
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I mean, my statement is based on some general sense of an introvert being at a party

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How they got there is irrelevant

vestal jasper
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ye mb trying to dismantle that

golden gust
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But, probs one of those fucking extroverts

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Listen here, extroverts.

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I will fite you

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After I nap

vestal jasper
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listen if you have beef, i'm a vegetarian

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i'm not scared of u cat

golden gust
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Are you really?

vestal jasper
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no

golden gust
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Was gonna say

vestal jasper
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i'm quoting 3oh!3

solid sapphire
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hes a god

golden gust
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Reminded me of some old gag

worn ember
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is it just my home page or is yt just shorts now lol

golden gust
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Classic

rare tiger
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Mail Online

warm anchor
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This is news

golden gust
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Well, yea, such is UK news

magic river
vestal jasper
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eternity they ran out of stuff to sensationalize and when they do that they just post nonsense

golden gust
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I mean, fwiw

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Pretty much even fucking BBC is doing that shit on their news site

marble lark
magic river
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Last time I ever saw anything about snooper data something like half the player never went online at all

plucky sparrow
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Snooper? Snoopa?

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Spoopa?

marble lark
vernal moth
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That was quite some time ago now, I would argue the player experience is different nowadays

marble lark
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and probably no one will (In a public server) unless Mojang steps their game up

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kinda wish Java had the same amount of love Bedrock is always given when it comes to optimizations tbh

quasi valley
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Bedrock also just runs good because it looks trash

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it's a game designed for mobile players

rare tiger
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Bedrock also just runs good because it shares 0 code with Java edition

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It will forever be inferior though due to the community and logical design compromises

ashen cliff
rare tiger
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You can also not have an offline server

marble lark
marble lark
golden gust
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Block game community?

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Toxic?

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What?! Why I never

mossy vessel
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I enjoyed your internet being broken

golden gust
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Still broken

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So, here's a fun one

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The person who did the form did a "unpaid bills" reconnect form

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My internet was cut because somebody said they moved into my place

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Downstairs basically fucked up their order

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Got virgin to install a cable into their place

mossy vessel
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Was there no set of confirmation or sth?

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Like dunno contract number or sth

golden gust
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And they still managed to like, set up an account for the downstairs place and fucked mine up

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Yes, they called a few times, I missed it because health and shit, but, finally spoke to them, even replied to their emails saying it was wrong;

mossy vessel
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jfc

golden gust
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So, basically, I'm having to create a new contract, but, actually getting s nice reduction in the cost

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Was paying 27 on the deal going up to like 50ish in a few months, but, now I got it for I think it was either 20 or 24 a month, I forget

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My head's somewhat moosh

potent fossil
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today on "cat's life": "cat gets fucked by internet company but ends up winning at new monthly bill"

golden gust
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Soooo

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How do you think they'll fuck it up now...

little frost
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how'd you get such a reduction

golden gust
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Well, I was on a deal which I got on the contract

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They fucked up and left me without internet all week, so, they gave me an offer as a nicety

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I mean, they dropped the phone I had from the order, but, idc, I wanted that gone anyways as I don't even have a handset

warm anchor
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Glad to know isp around the world all suck zcat

golden gust
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Yea

floral hazel
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does someone knows a way to get the serverresourcepack url?

golden gust
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Thing is that Virgin is one of the best, until shit goes wrong and then they become the worse

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It's erm..

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The direct URL to download the pack

floral hazel
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yeah the url from a public server not my own

golden gust
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Ideally from just a simple web server, but, many people use stupid stuff like Dropbox for it

floral hazel
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oh no, not for my server

golden gust
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I mean, use a packet analyser

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Create a fabric mod to dump it, if they're not offline modex etc

heady spear
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cat

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kindly analyze my packet

golden gust
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Beyond that, that's really out of bounds of this channel and just sounds like you're gonna be a shitty person

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City

static badge
golden gust
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I don't think it's supposed to be that color

heady spear
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kiss it better then

worn ember
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ok

vernal moth
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The steam deck doing it's work

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Phoenix616 will like this

waxen panther
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fuuuuuuuccccccck yessssssssssssssssssss

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if apex is playable on linux i am deleting windows forevor

vernal moth
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EA

waxen panther
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Respawn

wispy blade
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if apex is playable on windows

waxen panther
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heck

plucky sparrow
wispy blade
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nice sentence bromc

worn ember
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people still play apex?

waxen panther
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mf you're a dota player

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"""""still play"""""

void void
vernal moth
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I boycott EA out of principle, lol

worn ember
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EA SPORTS
TO THE GAME

waxen panther
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wrong tag line

plucky sparrow
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I very sincerely hate you

wispy blade
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dapie

plucky sparrow
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<3

wispy blade
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same

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<3

vernal moth
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Lmao

wispy blade
vernal moth
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Somebody hacked the Bitcoin website

wispy blade
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based EU?

vernal moth
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And then somebody hacked the hacked website 😂

wispy blade
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gg

vernal moth
# wispy blade based EU?

The EU is the reason everybody got rid of their stupid chargers a decade ago. Everyone? No, one stupid company didn't.

vernal moth
plucky sparrow
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which company

ashen cliff
ancient bolt
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I mean, it won't matter

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by 2024 Apple will have ditched the plug-in charger completely, in favor of a portless phone

vernal moth
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Rip batteries

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Wireless charging isn't a viable alternative

potent fossil
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not yet anyway

vernal moth
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Never, lol

worn ember
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it never will lol

vernal moth
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It's just extremely wasteful, and wasted energy means heat

potent fossil
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isn't it just charging by induction

vernal moth
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And heat no good

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Yes

potent fossil
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just needs some Innovations(TM)

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atm it sux

vernal moth
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Go invent new physics, lol

wispy blade
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gimple is studying it and is smart so i believe he can

potent fossil
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idk man, we charge shit by induction all the time in my labs (albeit, we are not storing the charge into batteries, mainly just tiny capacitors)

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aint too bad

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but yea for phones atm its no good

vernal moth
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Well, yes, of course it works

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But it's not efficient

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And it damages your battery

potent fossil
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indeed

plucky sparrow
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Isn’t fast charging worse though?

vernal moth
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And that's not really changeable

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Fast charging is similar, yes

potent fossil
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well, idk, it could be changed if a new type of battery is created but am not a chemist

vernal moth
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But fast charging is a choice

worn ember
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you gotta bridge all kinds of materials to even get to the battery (including air which is pretty resistive) so all that creates heat and decreases efficiency

potent fossil
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yea, like i said, atm it's no good. but that doesn't mean never

vernal moth
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Ikea has under desk inductive chargers ^^

potent fossil
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we just dont know what the future would look like yet

worn ember
heady spear
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yes

plucky sparrow
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Shut it city

potent fossil
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...?

heady spear
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make me

potent fossil
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why are y'all being so pissy right now

worn ember
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i'm not

potent fossil
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im just saying it could happen

vernal moth
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Could create a plasma and hold it in place with magnets 😂

plucky sparrow
potent fossil
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im not gonna argue about this, i have shit to do

heady spear
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I'll send u pictures

plucky sparrow
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no thank you

heady spear
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yes thank you

worn ember
wispy blade
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stfu ded

worn ember
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toxic general

plucky sparrow
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@heady spear you’re like a ray of sunshine ☀️

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You hurt people’s eyes

heady spear
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I give u skin cancer

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better hide

plucky sparrow
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You’re a cancer

worn ember
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skin is pretty bad hide

plucky sparrow
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Leave it at that

heady spear
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ur in love with me

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i get it

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but no thanks

plucky sparrow
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City is there some reasoning behind you thinking that everyone loves you

heady spear
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yes

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I am very hot

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smart

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rich

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so

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it makes a lot of sense

wide chasm
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A liar

heady spear
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I have never lied

wide chasm
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That's what a liar would say

plucky sparrow
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Exactly

waxen panther
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city has very large brain

heady spear
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i have large pp

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it's huge

plucky sparrow
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City I hope you’re in Spain (the s is silent tho)

waxen panther
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welllllllll

heady spear
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I am in pain

potent fossil
heady spear
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I wore my awful black gucci's

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and now I have blisters

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everywhere

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can barely fucking walk

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I hate them

plucky sparrow
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City I love the part where you shut up

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🤐

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Stop typing

heady spear
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only @potent fossil can make me shut up

plucky sparrow
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City you’re here for a reason

heady spear
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but he has a fiancé and won't do it

plucky sparrow
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I’m still trying to find it

waxen panther
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man all the new paper 11 year olds dont know who city is

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it is very sad

potent fossil
heady spear
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I don't have a gag reflex

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just saying

potent fossil
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i am in a committed relationship

plucky sparrow
heady spear
potent fossil
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push what

plucky sparrow
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Commit and push smh

heady spear
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^me for simple

potent fossil
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city jfc

potent fossil
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alright im gonna go read my textbook now tiredcat

worn ember
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keep it in your pants jeez kek

heady spear
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it's already out

zealous wedge
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city wants simple to fail school

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it's clear

heady spear
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yes

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I hate academia

potent fossil
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i got 83% on my first exam yesterday

heady spear
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sex > school

potent fossil
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class average was 52%

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😎

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ok bye

worn ember
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simple nerd confirmed

heady spear
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haha nerd

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care more about financial stability than sex

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lame

waxen panther
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does financial stability mean spending $600 on a keyboard im not going to use ? ? ?

heady spear
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stop wasting money on dumb shit

waxen panther
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sez u

heady spear
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I do

potent fossil
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last thing i bought was food for the month

meager tusk
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Funniest paper convo 😐

potent fossil
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next thing i'll buy is food for the month

waxen panther
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most based idriz message

meager tusk
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Thanks bro.

heady spear
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I went to the dry cleaners and spent €15 and I am convinced the lady will shrink my coat

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so then I'll have to get a new one

plucky sparrow
minor badge
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About time.

waxen panther
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MAN

minor badge
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Your coat is ugly.

meager tusk
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MARI.

heady spear
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wtf ??

waxen panther
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who is dap and why do they keep bullying city

heady spear
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@untold meadow proxi is MEAN

waxen panther
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@minor badge love u

minor badge
meager tusk
untold meadow
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plucky sparrow
waxen panther
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@twin lagoon best michael

heady spear
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my coat is nice but I spilled lime on it and I don't want it to get stained

plucky sparrow
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I need to fight back

meager tusk
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@waxen panther Worst vegetable.

waxen panther
meager tusk
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Are you a vegetable?

untold meadow
meager tusk
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It's !false.

heady spear
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yes so let's hope she doesn't ruin it

potent fossil
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hi Mari

untold meadow
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fingers crossed

heady spear
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and for some fucking reason I got more sunnies today

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I am so fucking easy to sell shit to

untold meadow
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wtf are sunnies?

heady spear
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sunglasses lol

untold meadow
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oh

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yes

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i knew that

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was just testing you

heady spear
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Ima do a haul and idc that no one cares

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because I care

untold meadow
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I CARE

twin lagoon
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@untold meadow have you fixed javalin yet !

untold meadow
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@twin lagoon have you even read my DMs or do you hate me

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looks like it's the latter

twin lagoon
#

i only read dms from important people

heady spear
untold meadow
untold meadow
heady spear
#

everyone needs 7 pairs of sunglasses

waxen panther
untold meadow
#

i

waxen panther
foggy veldt
# heady spear

There’s a face this picture makes me think of but I can’t remember the guys name

untold meadow
foggy veldt
#

Oh ye him

heady spear
#

my friend bent my old aviators

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I am angry

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so I had to get new ones 😠

twin lagoon
#

oh shit

#

easyanticheat for linux

heady spear
#

@waxen panther you scared away dap

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they're fun

rare tiger
waxen panther
#

@plucky sparrow

plucky sparrow
#

hi

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I just can’t stand city’s presence

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It hurts my soul

heady spear
#

I love that you love me

plucky sparrow
#

I love it when you shut up

worn ember
#

city in maid outfit wen thonk

untold meadow
#

good question

twin lagoon
#

@untold meadow BEST kezz

untold meadow
#

hmmmm

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not sure tbh

worn ember
untold meadow
#

@twin lagoon NORMALLY BEST michael isabelleHeyyy

heady spear
#

I'd be the best sexy maid

untold meadow
#

sad times

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my chiaki cosplay fucking rocked last halloween

heady spear
#

I wanna dress up like this guy

untold meadow
#

oh fuck yes that looks dope

toxic bone
meager tusk
twin lagoon
#

no

meager tusk
#

Correct answer.

heady spear
#

let's just force invite ourselves to Stefan's and throw a halloween rager

toxic bone
#

i read dms from everyone 😎

olive marlin
#

Because noone DMs you?

toxic bone
#

:(

untold meadow
toxic bone
#

uk isn't real

untold meadow
#

i wish

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devolution when 😳

toxic bone
#

uk? more like uck

untold meadow
#

so true

potent fossil
#

ok

void void
#

ok

merry talon
#

there needs to be some kind of standard email tag where you can one-click unsubscribe in your mail client

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some skid signed me up to like 500 mailing lists

brave radish
#

iOS's Mail app does it, I think Outlook can do it

void void
merry talon
#

oh there is this

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just gonna do that because any list that doesn't require confirmation is spam in my eyes

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oh cool didn't know of that RFC

toxic bone
#

No

copper torrent
#

Damn

#

Rude

worn ember
untold meadow
#

@heady spear im about to buy some shoes gib advice

wispy blade
#

buy ones that are comfortable

untold meadow
#

that is not a factor i am considering

marble lark
#

lmao

viscid wedge
#

What kind of SNES controllers should I buy?

#

Thinking probably the 8bitdo Bluetooth ones

magic river
#

You mean the ones that look like an SNES controller had a baby with a DualShock?

viscid wedge
#

No

ancient bolt
#

idk if they made a SNES controller, but madcatz controllers are always the pinnacle of controllers

viscid wedge
#

Like these

magic river
#

iirc madcatz made an awesome controller for the N64 and a terrible one for the PS1

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Or vice versa

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One of them was really bad

wispy blade
#

n64 controller kekw

viscid wedge
#

SNES controllers are too small for my manly hands

wispy blade
#

yeah, fair

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther koriLaugh

waxen panther
#

@twin lagoon

toxic bone
#

@evryeijne

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Hello

spiral robin
#

hi

magic river
#

OMG FOUNDATION STARTS TONIGHT

#

I need to cancel my dinner plans

unkempt drift
#

oh wait first ep is TODAY?

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man, the trailers got me super pumped

magic river
#

Wiki says 24th but twitter says 2 hour premier thing is tonight

unkempt drift
#

"they said could never be filmed", we shall see indeed

brave radish
#

so what's the deal with Microsoft accounts and phone numbers that may or may not involve MultiMC? that may not make sense, idk, cuz idk what I'm talking about, hence why I'm asking

twin lagoon
#

nothing

brave radish
#

?

unkempt drift
#

Wait, there’s gonna be a super Mario bros animated film?

ancient bolt
#

why would they need to do that, they already did a masterpiece mario bros live action film

unkempt drift
#

Jack Black is Bowser

toxic bone
#

Jack Black is Bowser

brave radish
#

:sadge:

merry talon
#

back in my day we had to use owls

brave radish
#

yeah and your owlery didn't make you pay for 180/12

tropic flame
unkempt drift
#

man.. 122? thats like 10-12x faster than my download speed

#

ofc, my upload speed is 3x yours

brave radish
#

yeah download isn't a problem

#

though I do normally get 170-180

#

tried to make a 500 MB release on GitHub the other day and gave up

unkempt drift
#

still waiting on starlink. paid the $100 fee like a year ago, day after the beta was announced

potent fossil
#

What speed is starlink saying they'll be providing?

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For $99

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(per mo)

unkempt drift
#

well atm, its like 100~150 download and 30 up. but that is almost certainly not what itll be in 3 months, and then 3 months later itll be different

potent fossil
#

Ah

unkempt drift
#

theyve already got 100,000 paying customers, so thats $10mil/month

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but they sold the terminals ($400) at a loss, so you have to make that back up

brave radish
#

and wait... your upload speed is 3x mine? you get 0.6? RIP

unkempt drift
#

they've only got 1740 sattelites in orbit atm. which is far and away the biggest constellation. 2nd is Planet which has 150

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but spacex wants 40,000 eventually. long-term

potent fossil
#

Yea I've got a gig download rn but it's bundled with cable that I want to cut so idk what just internet would be with Comcast at the same speed, I don't like Comcast but I like the speed

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We'll see

unkempt drift
#

fiber, (or anything higher than 12 down/ 0.6 up) just is literally not availible through any company where I am

potent fossil
#

Ah starlink will be nice for you then

unkempt drift
#

and thats exactly what starlink was designed for. never to replace fiber in urban areas, cause thats way easier

potent fossil
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Yea

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I just don't like Comcast and they've more or less got a monopoly in my area (for that speed level)

formal turret
#

i remember having 20 down 💀

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that shit sucks when theres multiple people using the internet

potent fossil
#

I remember having 0.5 down but I upgraded to 50, then 200, then 400, then a gig over like 18 years

unkempt drift
#

yeah, that is another thing that sattelite internet will I think help with, the monopolies for areas regarding internet, cable

potent fossil
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I don't really /need/ a gig but lmao it's nice

unkempt drift
#

which hopefully will make companies improve their customer service. I know most people hate dealing with their internet provider

potent fossil
#

Comcast treats me like I'm a dumbass

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So I don't call them if I can avoid it

warm anchor
#

1gb up and down should be standard for new area of housing dedrie

silver nexus
#

we have 1gb but parents refuse to buy an up to date router that supports it lmao

magic river
#

Getting 4ms, 139/18 right now but I still want starlink

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ISP sells gigabit cable but it's never really gigabit

brave radish
#

this is the best troll I've seen in a while tbh. That's also kinda sad

#

(that was random DMs if that wasn't clear)

merry talon
#

i have 940 symmetrical

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like why couldn't they just give me the gigabit man

toxic bone
#

No

magic river
#

My Little Pony is a lot darker than I thought

potent fossil
#

i thought swift on security quit twitter

#

they back apparently

merry talon
#

I haven't noticed any interruption

potent fossil
#

maybe it was a diff account im thinking of

merry talon
#

this is the best video i have ever seen

potent fossil
#

have you never seen that before

merry talon
#

no

dull atlas
#

does this mean what i think it means??????

#

besides for the still completly single threadded rendering, loading chunks actually uses all 12t of my 8700k

warm anchor
#

yes

#

you should upgrade your HDD to SSD

fossil patio
potent fossil
#

wat

#

but they back lol

spiral robin
worn crest
#

And copied paper with the no tick view distance

chrome cosmos
#

atleast appreciate it rather than hate for copying open sourcestuff

#

hey and kennytv might make it onto the contibuters list

low niche
#

Hey, I was wondering if it was possible to run 2 separate servers (not concurrently, just be able to switch one off, and one on) on one docker container. Like, you could run a server inside Folder1/server.jar, and I could stop that server, and run a different server by running Folder2/server2.jar. Essentially, we're trying to make a thing where on weekends, you're playing on a different server, and on weekdays, you're playing on another.

fossil patio
#

out of curiosity, why not use two containers?

low niche
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Just testing it out

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and also, docker means Pterodactyl here. Even if I do remove the error manually from the src, dunno it'll work.

#

I'm sure it'll work on docker, but Pterodactyl is another issue.

minor badge
#

This is where you'd use two containers; they're semantically different servers, so they should be in their own spaces. Share port publishing so only one can start at a time

untold copper
#

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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tomorrow is english exam

simple karma
#

bruh

#

rly

#

mojang added no tick view distance to the game XD

magic river
#

But yeah, it's pretty cool

minor badge
#

I mean... that's ideal. We're constantly telling them about stuff they could do with the full intent of letting them use our ideas and code for the game.

magic river
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Oh yeah one less patch to have to maintain is always nice

simple karma
#

i'd say its more like DEAR

magic river
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And vanilla players and Forge and such will all get to benefit which is cool

#

It's just a funny meme 😛

minor badge
#

indeed

#

and I believe that's just because it's easy for people to understand :p

#

I'm very happy they're taking the feature, though. That part of the game is the one which causes most issues whenever they change lol

ruby iron
#

Hey! Would someone happen to know a java startup flag to specify a target directory to use?
(For example here)

#

Or if there even is one

wispy blade
#

just invoke the startup command in the folder?

#

eg have one start.bat that starts another start.bat

magic river
#

Make the first command in start.bat be a cd to the target directory

ruby iron
#

hmm Ill see

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Uhh I dont know how to use cd

wispy blade
#

google does know, try asking it

ruby iron
#

Trying XDD

wispy blade
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cd .. = change to the parent folder

untold copper
#

make a start.bat inside that target directory

#

ez

ruby iron
#

That would be ez true

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But thats what I want to avoid here

#

Might sound dumb but Im trying to have 1 start.bat thru which I could start different servers in different directories

#

It worked. I feel dumb now

untold copper
#

how'd you do it

wispy blade
#

i mean, this is mine, lol

olive marlin
#

Imagine not making your scripts executable and not using bash.

wispy blade
#

i made this script like 2 months ago gimme a break

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i only know bash so xd

magic river
#

So yeah, Foundation is pretty good

wispy blade
#

that game's been on my wishlist for a while

magic river
#

Game?

wispy blade
#

oh, lol

#

yeah there's a medieval city building game called Foundation

minor badge
#

It's worth noting that you are now effectively making all your scripts be shebanged with #!/bin/sh; you should make them executable and rather let the shebang do its thing with ./<script name>, such that you could potentially change to bash, zsh, python, or any other software.

golden gust
#

Don't confuse her

twin lagoon
#

@warm anchor AYAYA

honest fulcrum
#

hello guys does anyone know how to turn off damage taken from ender pearls in a 1.8.8 server

void void
#

no clue

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1.8 isn't supported

whole prawn
honest fulcrum
honest fulcrum
whole prawn
#

*in your opinion

golden gust
#

I mean, use whatever version you want

#

Just, accept that if you're using an unsupported version you won't get any support

honest fulcrum
whole prawn
#

it really isnt though

honest fulcrum
toxic bone
#

1.8 pvp is just having a seizure on your mouse

golden gust
#

There are some performance hits but we're pretty close to being on par with 1.12ish

whole prawn
marble lark
golden gust
#

Ofc, depends on server owners knowing what they're dojng and configuring their servers

toxic bone
#

performance hasn't been the greatest since 1.13 but it's getting better

void void
marble lark
golden gust
#

Many forget that even 100 players on 1.8 could be a chore if you use the wrong plugins or don't configure it well or have weak hardware, etc

whole prawn
toxic bone
#

floods 100 players into a 1.17 server without properly optimizing the server
"1.17 is so laggy!"

marble lark
#

though in my experience the only thing that ever lags my game is render distance for some reason

#

everything else can be set to max quality and the game doesn't flinch

whole prawn
#

well that is the biggest thing for performance, so..

toxic bone
#

the only reason I see people running 1.12.2 today is people making anarchy servers, and they are only running it because that's what 2b2t does

golden gust
#

Quality afaik is mostly just smaller details which can hurt heavt on some machines

golden gust
#

Like, block transparency can literally murder some high end GPUs

#

But, some gpus don't even flinch

marble lark
#

iirc Ama did say the biggest issue in the game was draw calls for every chunk being done many times

whole prawn
#

or sometimes from people who know what theyre doing, but not that far

golden gust
#

Well, yea

marble lark
#

everything else was ok

golden gust
#

Bearing in mind Minecraft was written far too many years ago by somebody who had half a clue of it all

#

Nothing has really had a massive cleanup inless you try to count the dmaller cumulative efforts over the years

marble lark
golden gust
#

But, I mean, even the text renderer does multiple passes too

whole prawn
#

and probably not even more than a slight dent

marble lark
#

it claimed 2b2t never updated past 1.12.2 because Minecraft has client-server lag "because it wasn't multithreaded"

golden gust
#

No, but it doesn't help when 90% of info in this community I'd regurgitation

marble lark
#

lmaoo

marble lark
#

it wasn't him I don't think

whole prawn
#

i guess 2b2t should go on minestom then bro its multi-threaded!

marble lark
#

but I very distinctly remember the main message it had

#

and nearly everyone who watched it bought it

#

even when the sync issues are largely gone in the later versions of the game (1.15+)

toxic bone
#

iirc 2b2t had a test server for 1.16 and it was actually running well

whole prawn
#

has one now for 1.17.1

#

not that i really care

marble lark
toxic bone
#

monkey server

#

🦧

whole prawn
#

i mean the server is run (was run?) by a guy that put on unchecked plugins on the server that were written by the people playing on there allowing for a backdoor so i dont expect much

#

...twice

marble lark
#

all this talk about multithreading does make me wonder if Minecraft can leverage the Vector API in some way to improve performance when Panama Vector gets merged

marble lark
#

oh my god cat is offline

#

rare occurance

#

lmao

toxic bone
#

2b2t admins make the server good challenge (impossible)

whole prawn
#

well making the server "good" is impossible if its anarchy

toxic bone
#

it's possible

marble lark
#

it's Anarchy

golden gust
#

Yea, my internet is out, so, oof

marble lark
#

yea I saw

#

you had some issue with the provider or somethin

golden gust
#

It got more fun

#

But, too dizzy to type on mobile now, so, fun story on Monday, maybe

marble lark
#

aight go rest you need it

olive marlin
#

Cat needs to have eternal rest.

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther x

waxen panther
wispy blade
#

TIL the dutch invented the stock market

untold copper
#

dihydroepiandrosterone

worn ember
wispy blade
#

yes

#

but in reality it was stapelmarkt

left swift
#

The dutch made capitalism

tired heath
#

Just wondering, is anyone using a ergonomic keyboard k860 (logi) or surface or sculpt (MS) here for coding?

rare tiger
#

dihydrogen monoxide

untold copper
rare tiger
left swift
#

Water most dangerous substance in world bro, everyone who has died ever in the world has taken water before

worn ember
#

they die cuz it has oxygen in it

worn ember
#

Homelander

tired heath
untold copper
waxen panther
#

Moonlander has an angle

#

You don’t need a curve with Moonlander it’s flat by design

tired heath
#

hmm

untold copper
#

sorry

left swift
golden gust
#

100% of people who've died have been found with Dihydrogen monoxide in their system

quasi valley
#

most of those have also been found to have interacted with a certain electroniccat

wispy blade
#

also 100% of people who've died have been found with oxygen in their system

untold copper
#

day #109 of trying to get abs: did 50 minute of lower body + core strength and conditioning and for some reason my shoulder blades are hurting because of the elbow planks lmao

void void
#

wake up sheeple

wispy blade
#

acid dust!!!!!!!!

void void
plucky sparrow
#

This needs to stop

#

Why are scientists not looking into curing this

wispy blade
#

exactly 😤 ✊

void void
wispy blade
#

the reptilian paedophiles in the senate!!!!!

plucky sparrow
#

#trumpet2027

golden gust
#

looks at how many top stars have been found out to have been creeping

#

Errrrr

left swift
#

Big pharma makes too much money off the disease to release a cure!!

golden gust
#

I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't think it's like a secret cabal of offenders and shit, but, like, it doesn't seem to be as dilute as one would hope either

wispy blade
#

cat please do note we are being 100% ironic

#

and that when that happens you shouldn't come in going all serious mode kekw

golden gust
#

I mean, is just skurry and weird

wispy blade
#

dude, it's paper general

#

what do you expect tbh

golden gust
#

True

#

Could be worse

wispy blade
#

cough sourcejump general TrolledXD

golden gust
#

To think, some idiot is gonna fall in love with Naomi one day

#

And have to wake up next to it

waxen panther
#

someones optimistic

plucky sparrow
#

It??? LOL

golden gust
#

Could you imagine waking up and seeing that beast looking at you

wispy blade
#

unbased. cringe. peepoLeaveFinger

plucky sparrow
wispy blade
#

already got uk egirl, i'm good

plucky sparrow
#

oh

wispy blade
#

and no, it isn't brocc

plucky sparrow
#

Who is it

waxen panther
#

i am not an egirl

#

thanks

golden gust
#

Well, they're naomis egirl

waxen panther
#

nor would i date a 8 year old

golden gust
#

So, I'm guessing they're into nightmares and shit

plucky sparrow
#

Naomi is truly terrorizing

wispy blade
#

nah they're into short bottoms that bully them

golden gust
#

God, I used to wind my bestie up every morning when I could like that, just pretend to have a jump scare when I saw her in the morning

wispy blade
#

LOL

twin lagoon
#

or gawr gura

waxen panther
#

cannot believe a 14 year old just said "bottom"

#

i hate gura

#

thanks

golden gust
#

Gura dream girl

waxen panther
#

flat is NOT justice

minor badge
#

@waxen panther you wanna be michale's bottom ?

waxen panther
#

yes

minor badge
#

bromcc meowflushed

wispy blade
waxen panther
#

doesn't make it any better agonymelt

twin lagoon
#

@minor badge mari pog ?

minor badge
#

no u ?

waxen panther
minor badge
#

intellij is trolling me

twin lagoon
#

intellij is always trolling

golden gust
#

Git fukt

waxen panther
#

intellij's soutv with kotlin is broken for me peperla

wispy blade
#

ij can't not troll

twin lagoon
#

@waxen panther does this scare you

waxen panther
#

i have nightmares about it everytime i tab out

minor badge
#

it's giving me updates to all my plugins and the updates it downloads are all older than the one installed, so it errs on me 🙄

wispy blade
#

bruh

golden gust
#

Somehow reminded me of that

minor badge
#

thank u cat

#

you're useful like always

golden gust
#

Ofc

#

I even do butt scratches

left swift
#

Are u offering

plucky sparrow
#

q

wispy blade
#

good song with very funky bassline

golden gust
left swift
golden gust
#

||when you accidently sit on a plug and can't get off it^||

left swift
dull basin
#

Do shaders work awful for you in minecraft 1.17?

left swift
#

Nope

dull basin
#

I used to get 80-90 fps on 1.16 with SEUS PTGI and my GPU was loaded for 100%

#

Now I get 30 fps with gpu loaded for 30%

#

cpu 20%

left swift
#

Did u try enabling wumbo in settings

twin lagoon
#

isn't ptgi recommended to run on specific versions only

dull basin
#

Still low fps and less than 50% gpu load

twin lagoon
#

uh, could try sodium + iris shaders

limber knotBOT
#

is there even a good other way?

#

runs

left swift
#

phoenix616

wispy blade
#

new pjoenix pfp on discord pog

dull basin
#

Now I finally have 90-100 fps with the same shaders

#

97% GPU load

left swift
#

But what about cpu!

ashen cliff
left swift
#

Bro!

twin lagoon
#

BRO!

golden gust
#

Iffff a speerm is waaasted, god gets quite irate

wispy blade
#

how would a sperm cell get drunk, please explain

worn ember
#

its one cell dies

meager tusk
ashen cliff
#

KGBVodka.

left swift
#

Sperm cell? Seems inhumane

chrome cosmos
#

RGB vodka

left swift
#

#freethesperm