general

[twin lagoon]

i had delicje last time, think i like those more over dr gerard's

i should go to poland

[olive marlin]

Yes, you should! 🥺

[twin lagoon]

yes i need more pierogi

[olive marlin]

Yes. And Kabanosy.

[twin lagoon]

cheese kabanosy

[olive marlin]

And delicje.

[worn ember]

sadge my college blocks torrents

[olive marlin]

Tbh idk if there's something else that's good and polish.

But probably can find something.

Like Canada has pickled cucumber popcorn taste. It's weird and super nice. But I ran out of it

[twin lagoon]

Pyzy

Zrazy

[merry talon]

pickled cucumber

so... pickles

[olive marlin]

Oh, yeah. Haven't had them in a long time. When you get the right sauce for them... 🤤

Idk how you call them in English, but we also have "Lazy Noodles", which are super simple and tasty, especially their sweet variant.
https://www.google.com/search?q=leniwe+kluski&tbm=isch

[toxic bone]

pickle

[mental meadow]

no

[toxic bone]

why not?

[worn ember]

🥒

[solid sapphire]

lazy dumplings?

[marble lark]

breh

[wispy blade]

hey sherman

[warm anchor]

One day Sherman will get a profile pic

[wispy blade]

nah

he won't

just for the heck of it

same with stef

[marble lark]

ayy

sup

[marble lark]

nu

[wispy blade]

i am tired and forced to go to school 😔

[pale hinge]

hi guys, what do you think about Mohist? Is it stable enough to run a survival server?

[ashen cliff]

No, but feel free to use it.

[wispy blade]

tfw

win by resignation so doesnt count :/

[vernal moth]

I have a meh problem: I want to have a data structure where I got a parent class that got a few fields, and many impls, that have fields too. I want to handle all parent fields in one location, and the child fields later. But the classes need to be immutable, so I would have to have a big ctor in child classes, so can't really separate the parent and the child fields :/

Urg, this sucks, I can't find a nice way

Maybe I need to use delegation instead

[lavish ivy]

Rip

[brave radish]

Hour late, but https://essentialsx.net/do-not-use-mohist.html. If you want a small server and don't care about any of the things that page talks about, I guess use it, but I really wouldn't recommend it.

[lavish ivy]

^

[solid sapphire]

eyy

my lytche is big (ish) now

[vernal moth]

Yeah I think I'll go with decorators

Bit overhead but should be fine

[strange raven]

I'm trying to find peace cause I'm unhappy

[wispy blade]

yes, we can see your pfp

[pale hinge]

thank you! it is a useful resource.

[void void]

I made pathfinding algorithm in command block

[wispy blade]

why

[void void]

Not one hand finding

[void void]

I just want that!

[wispy blade]

wtf there's a ferrari parked at my neighbour's house

[warm anchor]

sorry for being poor nioma

[wispy blade]

im not poor

[fiery pulsar]

PowerShellGSM : A Modular PowerShell tool to manage game servers.

Hi,
I coded a tool in PowerShell to easily manage multiple game servers with PowerShell.
This PowerShell script will Install, Backup, Update and Start your server when executed.

It supports Paperclip Minecraft!
It is faster than the other available tools.
It creates lighter and more targeted backups.
It has lighter shared game servers installations.
It is modular, expandable and customizable.

Check it out at : https://github.com/patrix87/PowerShellGSM/

[tropic flame]

interesting

did anyone ask tho?

A windows machine with at least PowerShell 5.1 installed (Windows 10 or Windows Server 2016 or newer)

I'd just like to inform that PowerShell 5.1 runs on Windows 7 too

just a little fun fact

[twin lagoon]

powershell

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

best mari

[minor badge]

best michale

[merry talon]

you are aware that one of those 'other available tools' is made by the paper team correct

[vernal moth]

Imagine using windows to run paper

[waxen panther]

Imagine using windows

[vernal moth]

That's wasting performance right there

[waxen panther]

[merry talon]

s/paper/anything

[vernal moth]

Paper actively runs better on Linux

[twin lagoon]

some games unfortunately run better on windows

[vernal moth]

I said paper

[minor badge]

Sweepy didn't

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow BEST kezezezezezezez

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon about to introduce isaac to petscop

[twin lagoon]

pogsaac

[untold meadow]

@twin lagoon no u

u are best kezz

[twin lagoon]

no

[fossil patio]

micha

[twin lagoon]

henlo

[minor badge]

hi paul

[twin lagoon]

paul only partially epic

[fossil patio]

hello mariell

[spiral robin]

hi

[fossil patio]

hello

[warm anchor]

All the epic people in chat?

[twin lagoon]

@olive marlin sweet pierogis are disgusting wtf

[olive marlin]

What store sells good sweet pierogies? I don't think any does.

[twin lagoon]

i thought i bought pierogis with cheese in them but turns out they didn't translate it very well

[olive marlin]

Oh, yeah. There's ones with cheese and potato, which are good, or ones with just sweet cheese, which are bleh.

[twin lagoon]

sweet cheese yes

yeah that's a taste that'll be left behind in my mouth for a while

i'll have to make my own cheese and potato pierogis sooner or later

[olive marlin]

Strawberry ones aren't the best either.

If you'll use up all filling, recommend making remaining ones with slices of snickers. 🤤

[twin lagoon]

no]

absolutely not

[fossil patio]

speaking of sweet i just picked up a chocolate babka 😍

[twin lagoon]

hot

very hot

i've never had one but that shit looks bomb i'll take 4

[fossil patio]

babka is flames, cinnamon is amazing too

my only complaint is the best babka place is zabar's in new york but it costs so much to ship 😭

[olive marlin]

[twin lagoon]

then again

stroopwafel pierogis

that's an idea right there

[olive marlin]

Wtf?

[void void]

hii

[fossil patio]

i haven't had a stroopwafel in years, michael pls make me some?

[void void]

i want a help

[olive marlin]

Maybe Michale pierogies?

[wispy blade]

#paper-help @void void

[void void]

how can i connect my minecraft chat to discord

[void void]

what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

[olive marlin]

DiscordSRV, EssentialsXDiscord,...

[twin lagoon]

i get babka

you receive stroopwafel

[remote pelican]

I think I just opened a loophole

[wispy blade]

had a stroopwafel muffin today

[fossil patio]

lowkey do have a fire babka place here 😳

but babka is like polish or something, i imagine you can get it fresher from somewhere closer lol

[twin lagoon]

originated in the Jewish communities of Poland and Ukraine.

what the fuck why is that polish too

@olive marlin you never told me !

[olive marlin]

@twin lagoon come to Poland and I'll bake you babka?

[twin lagoon]

[fossil patio]

michael if you come to minnesota i'll make you a hotdish

[twin lagoon]

minnesota too far

[untold copper]

day #106 of trying to get abs: did 30 mins of cycling

[fossil patio]

or some lutefisk

[twin lagoon]

hotdish looks like a baklava minus the baklava

[fossil patio]

it's a minnesota casserole

[twin lagoon]

shit looks dope though

[fossil patio]

it shmacks

[twin lagoon]

one day i'll go to america and get myself a philly cheesesteak

[fossil patio]

i think you'd like lutefisk tho

[twin lagoon]

gotta get a 24 hour return flight to the US

just for 1 philly cheesesteak

most expensive sandwich you can get

[fossil patio]

ngl i personally think they're better in new york than philly lmao

hot take

[twin lagoon]

🤤

also aren't you in michigan

[warm anchor]

Omg Paul from Michigan?

Ask him for corn. He’s got unlimited corns there

[fossil patio]

this will make me upset

[twin lagoon]

what

look i only know like 5 states the rest is all the same

[fossil patio]

it's minnesota

[twin lagoon]

well

it's close enough

[meager tusk]

Most based dutchie in NL

[autumn glen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/859715140835344394/889915272016842842/Screenshot_20210921-221503_5c8300b655012b1930f2e0a7b81bf6a9.jpg

Why did you name it dressing room Microsoft.

What update is this.

[twin lagoon]

that sounds like an english UK type of thing

[tropic flame]

the british strike once again

[fossil patio]

i have a trade offer: i will share videos of void riding the roomba in exchange for access to #adorable-pets. Here is a sample of said videos:

[twin lagoon]

@cosmic raft based

[vernal badger]

hi

i wanted to ask bukkit 1.6 world migration mplementation was added from which version release paper started use it?

[twin lagoon]

wat

[fossil patio]

they want to ask if bukkit 1.6 world migration implemented was added from which version release paper started using it

[void void]

Thanks for the clarification

[mental meadow]

accepted

[tropic flame]

in 1.6

[unkempt drift]

finally figured out what was plaguing my wsl2. Acrylic DNS proxy was using port 53 which blocks installation

[viscid wedge]

i wanted to ask bukkit 1.6 world migration mplementation was added from which version release paper started use it?

[wispy blade]

oh no

[mossy vessel]

Don't pretend you can afford something like that.

[wispy blade]

it isn't even something i'd want to buy

[mossy vessel]

s want get regardless

[marble lark]

:C

[wispy blade]

only test servers

[left swift]

City already bought it

We all know city loves fortnite

Maybe even brocc too

broccolai (fortnite fan)

[marble lark]

Same version as Bukkit did probably

Paper (Until it branches away from Spigot at least) always inherits the code in upstream projects (Like CraftBukkit)

[marble lark]

xd

[brave radish]

no one saw me just push my gitignore file in place of an Actions workflow, right? right.

now do not question why my repo has 7 workflow runs and only 1 commit

[vast scaffold]

i have many pictures of my cat, may i please have access to #adorable-pets ?

[magic river]

Where is your cat right now?

[vast scaffold]

sleeping,

he just 8 and now taking a food nap i guess

[marble lark]

rip

[magic river]

I just tried to take a picture of my cat sleeping and he looks like a mess and gave me a half awake "piss off" look 😛

[vast scaffold]

selfie cat?

[marble lark]

I would take a picture of my cat if he was still on this planet

kek

[marble lark]

ayyy

[brave radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-in-space-space-cat-space-cats-funny-cat-cool-cats-gif-20312471

[vast scaffold]

he was actually punching the camera, i'm just too skilled at photography

[vast scaffold]

@modz!!!!! bump

[brave radish]

can I steal your about me 👀

[wispy blade]

MAN

you kept it all this time

[vast scaffold]

mine?

[brave radish]

mhm

[vast scaffold]

shure m8

[brave radish]

lol ok ty

[vast scaffold]

go ahead it's all yours

[vast scaffold]

cute kitty!

[brave radish]

*adorable kitty

[magic river]

He always looks like he needs to be brushed

I have a rug that begs for food 😛

[wispy blade]

i feel like we need an @ kashike

[vast scaffold]

purrfect* kitar*

[frank otter]

cat -> Bentley

where is Bentley

[brave radish]

kashike why Amaranth doesn't have <@&541496582776815617> role?

[wispy blade]

ask aberdeener

[vast scaffold]

sorry m8,if i told you id have to kill you

[wispy blade]

[vast scaffold]

is a joke?

never heard of one i guess

well i'll be going, som1 ping me if i get cat pictures role

thnkz

[wispy blade]

even if it's a joke, still

[left swift]

[marble lark]

._.

[vast scaffold]

i'm genuinely surprised som1 took offense to that joke, it's from some movie i forgot, hell; even obama made that joke b4

[toxic bone]

☎️

[marble lark]

the response is probably lighthearted, don't take it too seriously

this is Paper general; People usually troll here

[wispy blade]

i only troll here

#paper-help is for sarcasm

[marble lark]

lel

[wispy blade]

#paper-dev is for genuine questions

[marble lark]

Feel bad for some of the people asking for help in #paper-help tbh (Not counting people being rude and unreasonable when asking for help)

some of them are pretty new to the whole MC server thing and get absolutely railed on for not knowing certain things

[vast scaffold]

didi git cat pictures?

nope

[marble lark]

nop

[wispy blade]

if you wanna know, check if you have a role with just 🐱

[marble lark]

Weird fact: The no-op instruction on a 6502 is EA in hexadecimal

kinda symbolic with EA the company

[vast scaffold]

i'm reminding lord aikar and his goblins

[marble lark]

I've never seen Aikar in a long time

your best bet is probably asking Mini or Proxi (Or aurora I guess)

[wispy blade]

kashike's in charge of kitty

[marble lark]

oh

welp

@ kashike gib dis man kitty rn pleas

[left swift]

Do it u wont

[toxic bone]

kitty

[chrome sentinel]

I have created ||Nightmare||, the only person who can defeat Dream.

[vast scaffold]

@cosmic raft 🥺 👉 👈

[wispy blade]

ok

[plucky sparrow]

Cool

[wispy blade]

hey dap guess what i did today

[plucky sparrow]

Tell me

[warm anchor]

Wow that’s so cool but who asked

[wispy blade]

absolutely fuck all

[plucky sparrow]

I’m still waiting for you to lick my toes 🥺

[void void]

didn't ask

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

[warm anchor]

[cosmic raft]

done

[twin lagoon]

did you give paul purr too?

oh you did

[vast scaffold]

thank you 😄

[wispy blade]

now this is epic

[warm anchor]

Hi kashi

Halloween version of profile pic when?

[wispy blade]

[vast scaffold]

almost forgot to nab this.
your meme, hand it over.

[toxic bone]

hello

[left swift]

No

[toxic bone]

Why

[left swift]

Because

[plucky sparrow]

Stop copying me

[left swift]

(edited)

[toxic bone]

I am going to cry

[plucky sparrow]

Lol it simply said No

[left swift]

Good

[plucky sparrow]

I edited it to no so it looks cleaner

[toxic bone]

:(

[left swift]

Cry is free

[void void]

The water that the tears contain isn't free

[left swift]

Free for me

[toxic bone]

economy

[marble lark]

how did you make it not turn into an emoji

😦

grr

[toxic bone]

you can disable that in the settings

:)

[marble lark]

:)

ayyy

[wispy blade]

lol noob

pfp when.

[marble lark]

nu

[toxic bone]

profile pictures were the downfall of society

[plucky sparrow]

You were the downfall of society

[plucky sparrow]

yu

[toxic bone]

Incorrect

[plucky sparrow]

Correct.

[wispy blade]

Correct.

dap is, for once, correct

[toxic bone]

it isn't correct

[plucky sparrow]

It as me?

[plucky sparrow]

I’ve been correct for quite some times and you’ve admitted it

Can you count

At all

?

[marble lark]

i don't think that's what Toast meant lel

[toxic bone]

dap you are never correct

[plucky sparrow]

Shut up toast

[toxic bone]

:(

[left swift]

Yeah ur pfp caused Rome to fall

[toxic bone]

how

[left swift]

Furries are a blight on the human race

[wispy blade]

can confirm

deviant would be dead by now if it wasnt for furry artists keeping it alive

(for some reason)

[toxic bone]

deviantart 🤢

[wispy blade]

the right answer

[toxic bone]

ive tried pixiv but 🤢

[twin lagoon]

since when do furry artists use deviantart

[wispy blade]

since always

[wispy blade]

yeah all the hentai artists are on pixiv

at least their site's a little faster

[toxic bone]

i wish I would've known that before I tried using it

follow every art account on twitter 😎

[wispy blade]

there's like

10 artists i follow on pixiv

8 of them draw touhou shit

[toxic bone]

too how

[plucky sparrow]

Indeed

Too how

[void void]

what is a touhou

imma have to look that up

[plucky sparrow]

Some weird shit

Some random anime game or wtv

[void void]

"private browsing mode"-level weird?

[wispy blade]

no

[void void]

ok lmao

[wispy blade]

bullet hell with japanese folklore

that's all there is to it

[marble lark]

yea that

[toxic bone]

I just tried using pixiv again

[void void]

hm

ok

[marble lark]

night y'all lmao it's 6am where I am

[void void]

lol gn

[wispy blade]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92872145

🥺

patchouli cute

[plucky sparrow]

get help

[wispy blade]

no

[void void]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-7929301

[toxic bone]

IT'S THE SCRATCH MASCOT

HOW

[wispy blade]

what the fuck kinda tag are you browsing

best pixiv tag has to be "heavenly ass"

[toxic bone]

rip😔

this is amazing

[plucky sparrow]

Why’s that scary

[toxic bone]

scratch mascot backstory

[plucky sparrow]

How did they make the scratch mascot thing look scary wth

[toxic bone]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92006584

Art

[toxic bone]

Manga

[wispy blade]

dismemberment tag is fonky

ngl

[toxic bone]

i was looking for funny animal and found the scratch mascots backstory

[wispy blade]

gg

173737 best artist

[plucky sparrow]

Shut Naomi

Shut it

[wispy blade]

no

;c

[plucky sparrow]

You’re intoxicating the air

[wispy blade]

you too

it's called breathing

[plucky sparrow]

You’re just jealous

[wispy blade]

what would i be jealous of?

please enlighten me

[toxic bone]

it didn't load

[wispy blade]

it's not a /users/

it's the actual name

[toxic bone]

oh

it's telling me to make an account to search users 😔

[wispy blade]

lmfaooo

[plucky sparrow]

My clearly astonishing e

[wispy blade]

i gotchu

alright it's time for me to head off

[wispy blade]

dap has no e in it.

unless with e, you mean ego

yes, your ego is astonishing

[plucky sparrow]

Well technically it does

my name comes from (dap)elirrojo

[toxic bone]

I got sent the link to the user and Cried

[left swift]

[toxic bone]

I am severely allergic to anime

[limber knot]

you are missing out then 👀

[brave radish]

so does this only happen for me or...?

[void void]

happens for me too

[unkempt drift]

hmm?

[void void]

https://i.noah.pm/DPK4HS.png gh says you requested review from (emptiness) as code owners

[unkempt drift]

oh I missed that

[void void]

GH does some weird stuff with reviews sometimes

[brave radish]

oh, the mobile app actually says "requested a review from unknown"

[toxic bone]

✅

[chrome quest]

Anyone feel that earthquake?

[spiral robin]

yes

[toxic bone]

No

[worn crest]

What earthquake

[worthy geode]

Apparently there was one in Melbourne

[worn crest]

We don't have them in germany

[vestal jasper]

you do but it's rather infrequent it seems

according to https://www.gfz-potsdam.de/en/section/seismic-hazard-and-risk-dynamics/topics/where-in-germany-does-the-earth-quake/seismicity-in-germany-in-global-context/ the last one was in 1992

[worn crest]

Lol didn't know Frankfurt is so hit

That they can explore up to year 1000 :o

[brazen ravine]

is there a way to change tickspeed without using the randomTickSpeed gamerule

one of my admins may or may not have set the tickspeed to 99999 and now the server crashes on startup

so it's basically impossible to revert using a command

[tropic flame]

open level.dat with NBTExplorer

and find where the gamerules are stored (the structure isn't too hard to understand), and i guess delete the gamerule? or set it to the default value

[brazen ravine]

alright thanks man

[chrome quest]

In a makefile, is there a way to insert an new line as the code from each line is ending up on the same line.

[chrome quest]

There was. It vibrated my butt and made everything in the room shake.

Only lasted about 15 seconds for me.

[void void]

is the major ender dragon crash gonna get fixed
or has it been fixed

does any1 know if ender dragon still crashes server?

[short yarrow]

does anyone here configure their IDE to line up chained methods? or is it just me

Class.builder()
     .withName("")
     .build();

[random tide]

Anyone know a good rankup plugin with the following criteria: Where players pay to rank up to the next rank. Having playtime also be a requirement would be nice. Ranking up changes their luckperms group (if done with commands that's fine).

I was using BlockyRanks but it doesn't work in 1.17 at least for now

[random tide]

Not sure how active it is but they have a discord

[solid sapphire]

Intellij or eclips

[short yarrow]

intellij. i've personally never configured my IDE to line up chained methods like that, but i had to configure my IDE for work and it lines up chained methods so just curious if anyone else has it configured to line up chained methods

[solid sapphire]

for me it auto chains

[chrome quest]

Hello

[vernal moth]

Hangar allows you to have as many pages as you want, even nested

Just saw the spigot feature, it's really sad

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/1-17-1-notquests-⚡-solid-quest-system-✅.95872/field?field=documentation

Oh yeah

Only one tab, nothing fancy, hangar had multiple pages since day one

[unkempt drift]

(probably should have a nesting limit for the UI's sake)

like 5 or smth

or can just have a horizontal scroll bar

and let it be INFINITE

[vernal moth]

Yeah one of those

[wispy blade]

what i suggested, btw

[warm anchor]

Sleep

[wispy blade]

i just woke up

i have to go to school smh

[void void]

definitely needed 😅

[unkempt drift]

can you scroll horizontally?

[void void]

nope, can't scroll horizontally

[unkempt drift]

probably can just wrap that in a div with overflow-x: scroll

[wispy blade]

isnt webdev just strapping everything in a div?

[unkempt drift]

new challenge, hangar with 0 divs

you can probably replicate a div with a span and display: block right?

[wispy blade]

not sure

oh right span is a thing lol

[random tide]

Where is the setting to turn my server off offline mode. I had it on network but detached it and can't find the setting now

[void void]

server.properties

[random tide]

how tf did you type that quick

thank you

[wispy blade]

noah just has some macros

[void void]

can confirm, I have two-thousand keybinds

[wispy blade]

how's #paper-help ocr going btw

[void void]

I have the POC working

no clue what to do with it

[wispy blade]

implement file reading for incomplete logs/crash reports 🧠

[void void]

auto ban if you're using 1.8

[void void]

professional typist

[wispy blade]

TRUE

so did you write it in python with tesseract?

[void void]

node, with teseract.js

[wispy blade]

phew

[void void]

I refuse to touch python, unless I absolutely have to

[wispy blade]

same

i still dont even get how python works lol

[void void]

python is very weird

[wispy blade]

agree

[void void]

it reminds me of skript

ew

[wispy blade]

but i still find skript more usable than python

[wispy blade]

wouldnt touch it, ofc, Java > any of those

[ashen cliff]

Booting my test server after like half a year.

BSOD.
BSOD.
Finally checks bios.
Ah yes... the super unstable overclock finally became totally unstable.

M.2 also disabled.

[cosmic raft]

@potent fossil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glJu5P3mR5Y

[solid sapphire]

explain, #paper-help

[potent fossil]

imagine waiting less than 30 minutes and then coming to the off topic channel to beg about it

[solid sapphire]

yep

[potent fossil]

will listen l8r, i have a backlog of stuff to listen to

[magic river]

Imagine coming to the politics channel to beg about it 😛

[potent fossil]

oh cool they did that too

[solid sapphire]

did i ever mention i am not support? i am just a redirector™

:praise: thanks amarath

[cosmic raft]

https://i.imgur.com/JfKjPIr.png

fastest amazon will ever be if this is true

[solid sapphire]

what

this is like normal

i always use 1d delivery if i can

[cosmic raft]

It usually takes a week here.

[solid sapphire]

:bro:

you live on mars?

[cosmic raft]

Canada :)

[solid sapphire]

even though i live in a fairly remote area, i still get 1 or 2 day deliveries very commonly

[magic river]

Takes about a week here too

[solid sapphire]

:thocc:

i thought you all had like 5 hour deliveries

the longest delivery i got is still taking place

[magic river]

If I order on Monday I might see it Thursday or Friday but some of those are a next Tuesday and pretty much everything after Monday is next Tuesday

[solid sapphire]

customs is holding it up

[magic river]

Sometimes those next Tuesday deliveries show up on Monday instead

[solid sapphire]

f

[olive marlin]

Yeah, I'm so used to getting next day delivery, I always get confused when someone complains about not getting stuff for a week.

[solid sapphire]

even with 1 week deliveries ill be happy if basic stuff is not 9 times the price

[olive marlin]

Also they are rolling out same day delivery to more cities here. Doubt will have it often, but it's free, so...

[magic river]

Amazon has a data center close enough I could commute there every day but I guess there is no warehouse in the area

[solid sapphire]

speaking of that quest selling for 792 usd , seems like a good deal

[void void]

Sup @void void

[wispy blade]

hmmm

[vernal moth]

Meanwhile I go 🙄 when it's not same day

[magic river]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

[wispy blade]

speaking of delivery

i hope my package arrives tmr 👀

[heady spear]

That’s it, I’m gonna pledge celibacy

[wispy blade]

what happened city

[heady spear]

I can’t sit

[wispy blade]

wtf

how

[heady spear]

God is punishing me

[wispy blade]

cool, my prayers have been heard

but fr, that's a huge rip

[solid sapphire]

lay down

[mental meadow]

hellooo

[solid sapphire]

helo

because paper > metal

[wispy blade]

yes, ofc

[solid sapphire]

yes

[maiden stirrup]

swagged out

[toxic bone]

swag

😎

[potent fossil]

my professor went

54/6 ... that's 6

42/6 ... that's 7

my guy is so lost in the sauce he divided a smaller number by the same constant and got a bigger answer

[worn ember]

As if math isn't confusing enough without profs messing up lol

[potent fossil]

my math prof messes up a lot

[left swift]

Nobody perfect

Maybe he does it on purpose so he can tell if people are paying attention

[potent fossil]

he doesnt even lecture in person or on zoom

its shit posted on YT

and he wastes 15 minutes every lecture (spaced throughout) backtracking to fix mistakes

[wispy blade]

lmfaooo

[potent fossil]

i watch on 1.25x speed and skip through shit for this reason

he made a mistake while row reducing a matrix in the first step and completed the entire process (~10 steps?) and had to erase all of them when he found out he failed dividing 9/3 and put 4 instead of 3

he has a PhD in math.

[wispy blade]

man, why can't svelte just scale to the width of my screen

[potent fossil]

alright am goin to bed

[wispy blade]

the white is where the content is lol

[potent fossil]

also that aint svelte's job? thats ur css

[wispy blade]

my css isn't limiting it

[potent fossil]

do you have a reset sheet to get rid of browser defaults

https://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/css/reset/

add it before your stylesheet

[wispy blade]

well that didn't fix it, guess i'll have to dig deeper

oh

i see

it's autoinserting padding for some reason

[potent fossil]

well good luck with that

night

[wispy blade]

already fixed it

gn simple

[marble lark]

aggressive optimization everywhere pretty much

[wispy blade]

hey sherman

elshout will require you to ümläüt ëvërÿ vöwël

because why not?

[marble lark]

wat

oh wait

is that just putting the 2 dots above vowels

[wispy blade]

yes

[marble lark]

good point

xd

I'm dumb lel I was about to try predicting how difficult that would make parsing until I realized that you could just check the vowels in the lexer

[wispy blade]

exactly

[marble lark]

Imagine just seeing

variable is not a valid name

ultimate troll for people using it haha

for the lols you could make the naming convention all lowercase

so instead of getEntityName like Java or get_entity_name in Python in Elshout it would be getentityname

[wispy blade]

that would be evil

i like it

instead of ; you use ß to end instructions

[untold copper]

day #107 of trying to get abs: did 50 minutes of cardio, but i started with the 40 mins strength and conditioning, realized that the trainer was shit, then switched to the 50 minute cardio one lmao

[left swift]

U know what isnt shit

[wispy blade]

deez nuts

[plucky sparrow]

Does iOS 15 have like some sort of vpn

Built in of course

[vast scaffold]

speak english

[void void]

Ram doesn’t really matter here

[wispy blade]

will {component not directly related to performance at all} handle {large chunk of game logic} with {program} open?

[vast scaffold]

speak *normal and understandable english

I'm done here for the day

😀 i'm not roasting

[wispy blade]

don't buy a vps for minecraft

[vast scaffold]

shared hosting is better for a small server

less expensive, easier to maintain ect

[wispy blade]

and i would stay away from modifying randomstickspeed

[vast scaffold]

than shared hosting is better for you

buying a vps just for a minecraft server really is not worth it

how many plugins we talking?

BRUH

Yeah that's not alot at all

[solid sapphire]

agree

[vast scaffold]

discord bots are so lightweight though

[solid sapphire]

not nessecrarily

[vast scaffold]

unless you're doing some weird shit with it, it's not gonna take up more than 100mb of ram and almodt no cpu power

[plucky sparrow]

They are pretty lightweight

Depends on the server amount however

[solid sapphire]

mine had a memory leak which caused it to leak like 350mb / sec

[vast scaffold]

even music should be pretty light, you probably have a memory leak if it takes up more than 200mb.

or you're exceptionally bad at making a bot

it should be. just give it a gig of ram and it should be PLENTY

[solid sapphire]

i feel like i scored a job at dell support and have been on call non-stop for the prev 6 is hhours

[plucky sparrow]

I’ve seen people host bots with 1k servers on slow af computers such as the Pi 4

With only 4gb of ram

[warm anchor]

Just use free host

[vast scaffold]

i mean, the pi 4 is a pretty good sbc, it can run tons of shit with those eight gigs of ram

[solid sapphire]

rip my pi 3 2018(?)-2019

[warm anchor]

Like oracle free tier

[plucky sparrow]

The eight gb one can be ok

[vast scaffold]

hell, even the four gig one is fine for most things

[plucky sparrow]

The four gb one sucks at anything that requires even just a little of ram

[olive marlin]

Oracle shill

[warm anchor]

[plucky sparrow]

Just hope that they don’t randomly terminate your account

[warm anchor]

Just have to read entire tos

You got this

[vast scaffold]

how much ram

[warm anchor]

That’s not how it works my dude

Anything more than 10G is unnecessary in most case

[vast scaffold]

ive had a server with two gigs run fine with no lag and 10 people on it

[warm anchor]

That’s not how ram works

There is no set amount of G per player

[solid sapphire]

reminds me when i messed up some stuff and ordered 18 times what i need

[warm anchor]

That’s a pretty dumb post

[mossy vessel]

I wouldn't want to base my network researching on one post from 2015

[warm anchor]

You monitor your GC cycle and determine if you need more ram or not.

Not an imaginary makeup number

[vast scaffold]

ackchually 🤓 with this new ram utility just download here http://notascam.example.com/download/not/a/scam/give/me/your/cc/info

/s

[warm anchor]

[left swift]

Hi eternity

[warm anchor]

Also 2015 is like what? 1.8? It uses way less

@left swift good morning mana

[left swift]

Tf am I reading

[mossy vessel]

Or sth this era

[mental meadow]

@warm anchor ❤️

[warm anchor]

No again that’s not how it works.

[mossy vessel]

Dunno, don't care 'bout some dumb spigot posts

[left swift]

Bro GB per player slots bro!

[warm anchor]

Hello aurorororororororora

[left swift]

Remember back when hosts sold based off player slots and not ram bro!

[warm anchor]

If you do run into old gen the lag will come in wave of spikes not just when you enter your farms

[plucky sparrow]

Omg yes hypickle has 10k gb of ram

[mossy vessel]

The attempts to break down your allocation on a per player basis is often the result of lacks of understanding how Java and memory allocation works.

[left swift]

Use timings and ask in #paper-help

[warm anchor]

Hello nmf I look at my htop and noticed my server is using more and more ram and drop down to base line again. Do I get memory leak?

[mossy vessel]

Tho, it's quite complex so people try to break it down for sake of making it easier to understand yet going for the total wrong approach

[golden gust]

It's not a trivial thing, can run on 1G but I generally suggest 3G min these days, can push to 2, but, 1 is often far from ideal especially with modern mc

[left swift]

My cpu usage says 100% since I turned my server on how do fix eternity?

[warm anchor]

3G is a good start yes

1 is 100% not good idea

[mossy vessel]

Yes, look at my htop plugin, gonna use holograms to show it ingame!

[warm anchor]

In 1.8 you can go as log as half G

[solid sapphire]

smh

i run mine on 269 mb

unplayable but

[wispy blade]

i run my discord bot on 25mb

[solid sapphire]

my brain has 0.7kb

woth 607 tb swooop

tf

[waxen panther]

@mossy vessel

[mossy vessel]

Good morning brocc

[wispy blade]

tf indeed

[plucky sparrow]

So

[left swift]

No

[plucky sparrow]

iOS 15 comes with some sort of integrated vpn

[rare tiger]

No

[plucky sparrow]

Just for safari tho

[mossy vessel]

iOS 15 comes with some interesting features

[plucky sparrow]

Indeed

[solid sapphire]

where can hire i never seen so low prices

[left swift]

Server fps

[solid sapphire]

he means tps

[left swift]

No

[solid sapphire]

client fps?

[left swift]

Dont put words in his mouth

[solid sapphire]

k

also words tastes like a good dish

where can i buy

[rare tiger]

His plugin obviously has a custom rendering engine which can be viewed on a web server

Duh

[solid sapphire]

lol

[left swift]

Ya server fps

[rare tiger]

So you mean client fps

[wispy blade]

no they mean server fps

duhh

[rare tiger]

Server tps

[left swift]

Sheeesh

No

[rare tiger]

NO

[left swift]

Yes

[wispy blade]

Yes

[rare tiger]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

WHAT FRAMES

[left swift]

It's a new thing you wouldn't understand mostly in britland

[wispy blade]

reminder that #general is for trolling

[rare tiger]

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[left swift]

Trolling is rude and improper biome

[wispy blade]

i never troll!

[rare tiger]

trolling is my favorite biome

After taiga

Download more ram

[left swift]

Turn off server

[solid sapphire]

disable command blocks

[wispy blade]

/kill @e

[solid sapphire]

delete yourself

delete the server. ez

[left swift]

Yikes

U know they'll do it

And you guarentee there isnt a backup

God guarantees there is no world backup

[wispy blade]

mana, im surprised you think i care about other people's servers

[rare tiger]

/execute as @e run summon chicken ~ ~ ~

should do the trick

[left swift]

I mean server whatever

[solid sapphire]

type= is better

[rare tiger]

type=minecraft:chicken dear God mate

[left swift]

But that kind of trolling is monkASS round these parts biome

LOL

[solid sapphire]

type name same length

[rare tiger]

nearly server want to crash

[left swift]

Same

My brain fps is lagging

[rare tiger]

if you get to that point then idek what to say upgrade your server

[solid sapphire]

nearly me want to crash unto bed

[rare tiger]

how do u download more ram to your brain

[solid sapphire]

https://downloadmoreram.com

[rare tiger]

but I don't have firewire ;(

[left swift]

Eating bread works

[rare tiger]

white wheat or rye

[solid sapphire]

wheat

white is yuck

too sweet

[left swift]

You know what they say

White bread is right

[rare tiger]

white does historically make right

[left swift]

Bread?

[rare tiger]

yeah of course

wonder bread was crucial during war times

[left swift]

Gratz

[rare tiger]

more ram = more gooder

[solid sapphire]

i have a server

it has the most ram commbined ive ever touched

its a whopping 16 gigs

[rare tiger]

my server has a functional camera with block textures 😎 it also had no concurrent players so I took it down 😎

[twin lagoon]

it uses multiple cores when it needs them

it's default behaviour

[rare tiger]

it will naturally use two without any extra work but mc is just generally terrible with getting the most out of your cpu so you'll have diminishing returns

I mean ummm I'm supposed to be trolling this is #general

To make two cores work you need better thermal paste

[solid sapphire]

good

[left swift]

The eye can only see 1fps anyways

Next frame please

[solid sapphire]

FRAME THREAD@ EYES; frame 2 recieved

server.propertes

[rare tiger]

tv has had only 60 interlaced frames for decades so if your server is only 1fps then don't feel bad

the eye can barely tell

looks like a thermal paste issue

or maybe you don't have enough rgb lights

[solid sapphire]

yes

[rare tiger]

145 ticks behind?? stop flexing most of us only have 20

[solid sapphire]

smh

mine reached 10K

left dev env runnin in sleep

[rare tiger]

Hmm your issue probably does not come from command block abuse or lag machines... you definitely need a sound card

[solid sapphire]

No

you need a power faktor korrector

[rare tiger]

you are billed for reactive power so make sure to keep your oven on 24/7 to get your money's worth

That's what they want you to think

[solid sapphire]

yes

i used that hack

[rare tiger]

I cook my eggs on my cpu to stick it to the man

[solid sapphire]

i now basically have free electricity

i only pay minmum fees every month now

[rare tiger]

Your body is basically a really big capacitor so make sure to always stay in series with the mains so that no power goes to waste

[solid sapphire]

cause meter fuse blew and kseb not coming to fix it

[solid sapphire]

also dont forget to ground, makes 0 power to waste

[rare tiger]

easiest way is to put wire in cup of dirt

[rare tiger]

here is my shower setup

with this I can easily get 60fps

[wispy blade]

grounded, very good

[solid sapphire]

yes

l3 month ago bill was 1.5k inr

this month with grounding it was 200 inr

[rare tiger]

lucky

Mine is 60k dong

[solid sapphire]

114 k bro you a millionare?

or you run nasa

ah i c\

[wispy blade]

after fighting with css, the main page is done (this is for a school project)

[solid sapphire]

smh imageine school

[vernal moth]

.wa 60000 inr to euro

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) No results.

[wispy blade]

lol

[solid sapphire]

HEHE

[vernal moth]

Fuck off

[solid sapphire]

700 eur

[wispy blade]

shesh

[solid sapphire]

smh matsh for ya all is so ez

[rare tiger]

body {
  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
}

I'm in

[solid sapphire]

kill @e[type=item]

[wispy blade]

monospace >

[rare tiger]

no it's type=cooked_chicken_meat duh

[solid sapphire]

/tp @e[type=item @s

and keep hoppar under u

question: what did you all do on your last 1 yr closer to death day?

[worn ember]

live

[solid sapphire]

i died

[worn ember]

sucks to be you

[solid sapphire]

yeah

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

[wispy blade]

man i love svelte

[worn ember]

looks like js poopoo

[wispy blade]

it isn't

svelte's been a breeze to use tbh

like

normally i'd still be doing html for 5 days but the homepage is already done

just because i can split up every part into its own file :)

[worn ember]

amazing

[plucky sparrow]

Does this look like fucking #paper-help to you

No it doesn’t

[worn ember]

wow calm ur tits

[plucky sparrow]

😔

[left swift]

Ded

[worn ember]

nmh

[rare tiger]

Working on KappaKonnect rn will keep you posted I guess

[wispy blade]

holy shit huge silverfish in bathroom

[plucky sparrow]

Show

[left swift]

Free food

[worn ember]

wait silverfish are real?

[plucky sparrow]

Yea

[left swift]

I hope it's a silverfish plushie in the bathroom

[worn ember]

oh those

[left swift]

Otherwise I'm disappointed

[plucky sparrow]

They’re so gross

[worn ember]

arent those the earworms?

[left swift]

No

[plucky sparrow]

This ugly thing

[worn ember]

i think we call em earbiters or something

[wispy blade]

no

they're differeny

[left swift]

Oh man

City is here now

[heady spear]

my friend has a shit tonne of silverfish and they're fucking gross

[rare tiger]

I have seen a couple a long time ago

[worn ember]

time to leave

[heady spear]

love you

[left swift]

I love me too

[plucky sparrow]

You’re gross city

[wispy blade]

horny city

[heady spear]

We've been walking for houuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs and my feet hurt

[spiral robin]

[worn ember]

stop walking then

[heady spear]

I am not horny. I am hungover and I had the worst sex yesterday. Sex is gross. I just want ice cream.

[spiral robin]

Get ice cream then

[heady spear]

la segrada familia is cute tho

[plucky sparrow]

Oh

You’re in Spain

[wispy blade]

my dad too

[rare tiger]

Without the S

[plucky sparrow]

I could tell something was wrong

[worn ember]

at least spain is the less bad france

[plucky sparrow]

Don’t you dare compare us to shit France

[wispy blade]

dad just went lol and booked a plane ticket to madrid

[worn ember]

city is your dad?

[wispy blade]

no

[heady spear]

louis vuitton in barcelona has the worst service

I don't like it

[plucky sparrow]

Well

[heady spear]

Gucci here was ok tho

[spiral robin]

Ok

[worn ember]

i'll remember for when i never go there

[heady spear]

customer service is quite shit here in general

[rare tiger]

"sir your card was declined"
"well EXCUUUSE me"

[heady spear]

my card did get declined at gucci

wise has weird limits smh

[plucky sparrow]

Oh

[left swift]

Hahahha

[plucky sparrow]

So you’re poor too?

[left swift]

Poor

[heady spear]

apparently I am

[plucky sparrow]

Why are you in Spain

[heady spear]

got sick shoes tho

[left swift]

poor

[plucky sparrow]

We don’t need more poor people

[rare tiger]

poor

[heady spear]

luckily everything here is cheap

barcelona is like stockholm if the entire city had a sale

[rare tiger]

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

[plucky sparrow]

Didn’t know there were whales in Barcelona

City seems to be the first one

[left swift]

Damn

That's fucked up

[foggy veldt]

#share-your-pc should be renamed to share your terminal

I wanted to see some cool pimp my ride type pc builds

[warm anchor]

Where’s yours?

[untold copper]

OH NO

TARDIS GO BOOM

VERY SAD

[foggy veldt]

I did the thing

[warm anchor]

I like the sticker it’s a nice touch

[foggy veldt]

Ye it’s so I don’t forget to handle with care

[left swift]

Sticker

I barely know her

[wispy blade]

sun bat her

[warm anchor]

Hi nioma

[tropic flame]

anyone who's migrated their mojang accounts to microsoft and uses MultiMC: how is their auth working?

i saw the changelog saying it's still rudimentary, how rudimentary is it?

[warm anchor]

Huh

Hit migrate > get 6 digit code > log into Microsoft account > authorize done

Then you log in Minecraft using your Microsoft account type in password > authorize via app

[untold meadow]

multimc auth works fine for me

sometimes need to log in again but it's fine

[warm anchor]

Oh y’all with fancy mutiMC

I am here running vanilla launcher

[ripe sphinx]

vanilla launcher sucks, only time I ever seem to need it is when I install a new version of optifine

[quasi valley]

that is more fancy than MultiMC

[untold meadow]

idk why i use multimc - michael told me to but then also introduced me to that multiple version fabric mod thingy so i dont need it anyway???

[vernal moth]

Vanilla works at least, lol

[warm anchor]

Remember I was complaining sbout thier migration code don’t even work

Glad that it was fixed lmao

[vernal moth]

Flashbacks to how multimc didn't support MSA for almost a year since it released

Took them half a year after I wrote public docs

[magic river]

The dev was waiting for Mojang to release the library he wrote for it or something

[vernal moth]

Nah

There never was a lib in talks

And the dev works for Mojang

[short yarrow]

just curious, do mc hosts still use multicraft?

[vernal moth]

Some do

[magic river]

Doesn't the Mojang launcher use some Java code to do the auth?

I think he was expecting that to get a release as a standalone library

[vernal moth]

Mojang launcher isn't written in java

[ripe sphinx]

Hyrdaxus: Most use Pterodactyl now, free and open source

[magic river]

It isn't? When did that happen?

[vernal moth]

Idk, half a decade ago?

[tropic flame]

a long time ago actually

[worn ember]

when they realized java is dead 🏃‍♂️

[magic river]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf

[ripe sphinx]

although of course there's plenty still using MultiMC, and a handful of people on custom things

[vernal moth]

Mojang launcher uses CEF

[tropic flame]

ever since 2.0 of the vanilla launcher

[warm anchor]

Half a decade isn’t too old consider Amadanth is over 100 year old

[magic river]

Of fucking course it does

Fucking CEF

[vernal moth]

Do you prefer electron? 😂

[magic river]

No

[worn ember]

yes, i like my 32gb of ram to be used

[tropic flame]

is CEF some C++ library?

[magic river]

CEF is Electron without the node part

[tropic flame]

my understanding was that the launcher is written in C++

[vernal moth]

CEF = chrome embedded framework

[tropic flame]

oh

bruh

[ripe sphinx]

wtf

[tropic flame]

I'll stay with my MultiMC then thank you

i mean CEF should be better than Electron yeah

[ripe sphinx]

the launcher works surprisingly well in that case then

[magic river]

Did Steam ever port to CEF?

They were doing CEF before CEF existed

[vernal moth]

Vanilla launcher at least looks better than any other one, lol

[ripe sphinx]

I'll take Multimc over pretty any day

[vernal moth]

Just ask xpaw about that amaranth

Should*

[magic river]

Originally used MSHTML then used a custom embedded WebKit iirc then I'm pretty sure they switched to CEF