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twin lagoon
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minigames are the exact type of servers that don't need any of that shit

thick wharf
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sDap lost connection: Crash to desktop

wispy blade
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i'm just waiting for HoneyGO

magic river
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It's basically a server that stores world and player data and implements a subset of the MC protocol via flatbuffers over ZMQ messages

golden gust
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I mean, there was an "async" MC server

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it basically just threw everything into a thread pool and called it a day

tropic flame
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Torch was something

golden gust
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Torch was stupid

magic river
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Then the spigot plugin uses that protocol to send and receive updates to try to keep in sync with the other instances

tropic flame
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yeah

marble lark
golden gust
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much of their async shit was literally just wrapping random shit in new Thread({...}).start()

twin lagoon
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minestom

marble lark
twin lagoon
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@untold meadow BEST minestom dev

chrome cosmos
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ahh glowstone

golden gust
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glowstone was not designed to be threaded

marble lark
magic river
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If MC ever stopped updating I bet someone would have a working threaded ticking system done in like a year

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Nothing else would work with it of course

marble lark
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I'm guessing 1 thread per world?

golden gust
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I mean, if you want stability, threading the entire server is complex

magic river
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Nah, 1 thread per group of players

plucky sparrow
golden gust
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many things like redstone mechanics rely upon the order of stuff

marble lark
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I don't know any of this sh*t don't flame me pleas

chrome cosmos
tropic flame
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nah, 1 thread per thread. E_HyperRage

magic river
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If a player is on their own they get their own thread, as players run in to each other their "thread islands" combine into 1 thread

golden gust
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Thread per world would be trivial if you don't mind throwing out the current entire ecosystem

marble lark
magic river
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Right, none of this would ever work with any other mods or plugins

golden gust
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There are various aspects of entity AI would would be trivial to make parallel, e.g. pathfinding

magic river
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You'd have to start the rest of the ecosystem over

next frost
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just do runTaskLater for events smh

golden gust
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but, at least in the bukkit ecosystem, I'd imagine the amount of locking would defeat any gains easily

thick wharf
magic river
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No

golden gust
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one thread per chunk wouldn't work

static badge
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what about two

plucky sparrow
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  new Thread(() -> {
    hello();
  }
}```
thick wharf
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I thought we were just joking around.

quasi valley
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Does someone offer 3, who offers 3

magic river
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The idea is to avoid the need for a lot of locking by only using different threads for things that don't interact (or don't do so very often)

golden gust
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if you wanted to thread world ticking, you'd basically need to break the world up into parts

marble lark
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*dies

chrome cosmos
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aaaaaa my a key is hrd to press

worn ember
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smash it with a hammer

magic river
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You could probably piggyback on the chunk ticket system to figure out what should have its own thread and when to merge them together

worn ember
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Just fake appreciation for leaf and he'll do it for you

marble lark
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tbh for me Minecraft only lags when render distance is touched

thick wharf
potent panther
magic river
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No...

golden gust
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Don't ping, and please actually read...

worn ember
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We going in circles again around this block game

magic river
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Think thread per region but more fine grained than that, adaptable as players move around

marble lark
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i can set everything else to the lowest quality possible and if render distance is 10 or higher the fps goes to 5

chrome cosmos
worn ember
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Ok

magic river
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Stuff occurs when everything goes through portals

golden gust
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portal stuff is already done post tick

magic river
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That's one of the places you'd need locking

worn ember
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post tick clarification

golden gust
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Seperating that off into it's own single main thread to deal with stuff wouldn't be too hard

thick wharf
worn ember
chrome cosmos
potent panther
golden gust
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You'd still be able to lag a server if you cared about syncronisation

marble lark
magic river
# marble lark ticket system?

Reference counting for chunks, more or less. Although iirc it also keeps track of who is keeping a chunk loaded rather than just a count of how many people are doing so

nimble depot
magic river
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You're an idiot

marble lark
potent panther
chrome cosmos
marble lark
nimble depot
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You will be surprised what effort some people go to lag a block game server

static badge
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you'd an idiot

magic river
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Shut up

plucky sparrow
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i would an idiot yes

magic river
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I've been up all night πŸ˜›

thick wharf
nimble depot
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It's just block game, chill

marble lark
magic river
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And the server is already tracking this stuff

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Has been since alpha

chrome cosmos
nimble depot
marble lark
quasi valley
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What

golden gust
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the ticket system is basically used for holding and asking for chunks to be loaded

chrome cosmos
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nocom go brrrr

golden gust
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the POI system is the POI system and has nothing to do with tickets

marble lark
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oh ok lol

nimble depot
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Also recently noticed some kids using slime blocks to duplicate boats. That could have a lot of potential

golden gust
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Minecraft has literally 0 state validation

marble lark
magic river
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Minecraft relies on how many ticks a falling block entity has lived and the entity still intersecting the block it came from to figure out how to remove the block, for an example of the dumb

chrome cosmos
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yee my a key got good

marble lark
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oh yeah in the crossbow code too

magic river
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I guess the block removing itself before spawning the entity didn't occur to them (or some other part of the game dies when you do that)

marble lark
quasi valley
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What

marble lark
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was talking about the Quick Charge VI bug

worn ember
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Today in I totally know what i'm talking about

marble lark
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that's me everyday ^

waxen panther
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average paper general

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quasi valley
thick wharf
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How long does it take for waterfalls and gravity blocks to despawn in the void?

next frost
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waterfalls are just water blocks?

void void
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Afaik since the build limit was lowered, at least below Y -64

waxen panther
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@static badge

static badge
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there a problem

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other than the fact you're here

waxen panther
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@static badge

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@waxen panther

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@waxen panther

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@waxen panther

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@waxen panther

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@waxen panther

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@waxen panther

void void
waxen panther
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I seem to have been pinged

static badge
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i'll fucking do it again

vernal moth
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Can I still kick leaf now that he's in the team?

void void
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As long as its for enter phrposes

static badge
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don't make me bring up germany's history

void void
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Purposes

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two FAILED world wars

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and you think you can start and win one against me

vernal moth
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Hey hey hey, our track record isn't that bad

twin lagoon
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eh

void void
vernal moth
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We kinda stared two world wars, and almost won them both!

wispy blade
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franco-prussian war was a success wdym

marble lark
waxen panther
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It’s ok leaf is french

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He doesn’t have to face anything 🏳️

marble lark
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Maybe Leaf is the Spy from TF2

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-Both French
-Both Mysterious

wispy blade
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maybe the real leaf is the friends we made along the way

twin lagoon
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@waxen panther koriLaugh

waxen panther
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@twin lagoon

twin lagoon
waxen panther
magic river
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TIL the french surrender thing is a Simpsons joke

marble lark
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i did not know that either

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lmao

quasi valley
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it's not a simposons joke, it's a french joke kappapride

waxen panther
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I just knew it from history class tbh PepeLa

magic river
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It was kind of a thing in the 90s because of that clip and then when the French were all like "maybe we shouldn't invade Iraq?" the US and UK jumped on it

true canyon
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Freedom fries!

waxen panther
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lmfao my history teacher did call them cheese eating surrender monkeys

twin lagoon
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you're a cheese eating surrender monkey

waxen panther
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sez u

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the Netherlands is just like france 1.2

marble lark
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Y'all know if this is true for C2 btw I stumbled across this while f*cking around on the internet while bored

The only difference is that HotSpot has over a hundred engineers working on it for 15 years, whereas V8 has a dozen engineers working for less than 5 years. That is the only difference in performance. It's not about static vs. dynamic typing (Java is statically typed, but most JVMs and certainly HotSpot make no static optimizations whatsoever, all optimizations are purely dynamic)
marble lark
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lmao

magic river
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Due to reflection hackery and a lot of runtime checking for memory safety there aren't a lot of static optimizations it would be safe to have hotspot do

marble lark
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that's a bummer

magic river
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For example final is only useful for the compiler error you get when you try to write to a thing, the JVM doesn't care about it

marble lark
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(Static in this case refers to optimizations on statically typed methods and members?)

magic river
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It determines if things are "effectively final" at runtime and will optimize for it even if you don't use the modifier

next frost
untold copper
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day #90 of trying to get abs (3-month checkpoint, wheeeeee): did 50 minutes of full body strength and conditioning, didn't really push myself that much tho, cos full body strength and conditioning is very draining and hard. also today is 3 month checkpoint lmao, it hasn't really felt that long since we passed the 2 month mark, but then again i've been busy as fuck lol. oh also, arm reveal :DDDDDD

mental meadow
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when I thought about how snoopa would look like, that is exactly what I imagined#

untold copper
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<3

next frost
vernal moth
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I did a few hours of cycling and two hours of beat saber (with wrist weights) the last few days and am dead

vernal moth
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Like I can't lift my arms above my breast πŸ˜‚

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And I still have to cycle 15km back home from my parents, woo

quasi valley
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Mini talking about his manboobs

untold copper
nova plume
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remove the phone then do it then

untold copper
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n0

nova plume
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πŸ˜”

untold copper
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im ugly

vernal moth
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I would send you a pic Kenny but am not shaved cause I haven't been swimming in a whole πŸ˜‚

quasi valley
untold copper
quasi valley
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did you just call me fat

tropic flame
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which the compiler does inline

untold copper
heady spear
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god intellij is awful

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it needs to re-index every time it's opened

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every update breaks more shit

nova plume
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ikr

heady spear
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why are all java IDEs so terrible?

untold copper
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cos

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java

quasi valley
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Yeah half a year to a year ago they had a meeting and thought "wow, we've been doing too well for too long, we have to give Eclipse and Netbeans a chance again"

heady spear
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cuz fun

tropic flame
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nope

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they can be public too

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otherwise yeah

heady spear
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you can reflectively modify public static finals, unless that has changed in the last couple of years

tropic flame
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oh i mean I've been using Java 16 and it does inline public static final strings

vernal moth
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Java 16 will try hard to slap you for it

wide chasm
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Can't you still modify private final fields via unsafe?

shy oriole
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Could someone help me about an error is causing a plugin?

tropic flame
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I've also heard that Java 16 does not let you modify final fields via reflection so

twin lagoon
heady spear
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it doesn't really have any effect, as the values are likely to be inlined

heady spear
twin lagoon
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nvchad pogChomper

heady spear
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nvim is still my editor of choice for C dev

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luckily I don't need to do C shit anymore

tropic flame
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i just use vscode for everything

heady spear
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michael I'm about to fuck up all of our commands

tropic flame
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as long as I don't need to design a UI in java I'm fine

wide chasm
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I use CLion for C

heady spear
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suspend command functions 😍

tropic flame
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even then i could just use that other tool for JavaFX

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i don't remember the name

wide chasm
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Probably the worst IDE from JB, but it does the job

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SceneBuilder?

heady spear
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VS is still the best IDE ever built

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almost makes me wanna go back to windows and do some useless c++

twin lagoon
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can we get rid of cloud

heady spear
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I wish

wide chasm
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If you drink a glass or two of bleach, then yeah VS is amazing

heady spear
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michael pls pls pls fix the annoying config repo

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setup a new one, I beg of you

twin lagoon
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We shall use Apache ZooKeeper

wispy blade
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to restrain city?

heady spear
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restrain me, eat me, idc

twin lagoon
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that too

minor badge
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zookeeper is epic

twin lagoon
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no

heady spear
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as long as our slack channels aren't spammed

twin lagoon
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zookeeper is unbased

shy oriole
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can anyone help me about a class file version error?

twin lagoon
heady spear
twin lagoon
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ew

quasi valley
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you should, city

shy oriole
quasi valley
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and stop using kotlin

void void
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Kotlin is ee

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Ew*

twin lagoon
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Kotlin is amazing.

void void
twin lagoon
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Our lord and saviour, Kotlin

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Kenny loves Kotlin

shy oriole
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michael

quasi valley
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I love kotlin

plucky sparrow
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🀒

twin lagoon
shy oriole
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it's a free one lmao

twin lagoon
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ok

vernal moth
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I just had a fucking 747 coming from fucking Louisville, KY pass me at 800 meters

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Wtf

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Did they ran out of fuel or what?

twin lagoon
heady spear
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I hate cloud

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I want to rewrite it from scratch

void void
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Whag did the cloud do to you?

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What

limber knotBOT
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Being so low when running out of fuel is worse than being high up I would believe

shy oriole
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@twin lagooncan i pass you the error?

twin lagoon
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no

shy oriole
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oh

void void
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Only fix really is to update java

shy oriole
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but

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it's a free host

twin lagoon
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ok

shy oriole
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i don't think that updating java it will change

void void
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Yes it will

wide chasm
shy oriole
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ok

vernal moth
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Well they landed now

void void
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Sounds like me just before finishing a project

vernal moth
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But normally planes don't pass my parents this low

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Especially not freighters

worn ember
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man vue projects take long to set up lol

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its been going for like 5 minutes kek

marble lark
marble lark
royal kernel
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If someone makes a paper patch, but does not alter any of papers code, do they have to opensource the patch?

crisp sinew
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Hi

lunar nebula
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Hi

royal kernel
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hello

worn ember
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@vernal mothwhere the hell did you learn vue from? the docs are literally useless

vernal moth
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Are they?

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That's what I read and I got up and running in a weekend, lol

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I never did a course or something, just official docs + google

worn ember
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nothing regarding data binding and the like

topaz mortar
worn ember
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ok

vernal moth
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Woo, bone is back

topaz mortar
vernal moth
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v2

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Laaaaaaameeee

topaz mortar
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Of course v3 is beta.

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Or at least was when I started.

vernal moth
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Aren't we on 3.2.x? Lmao

topaz mortar
worn ember
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hm thanks

wispy blade
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JS kekw

worn ember
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Angular was pretty easy to understand but vue is kinda weird

topaz mortar
vernal moth
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Cause nobody serious does actually use CDNs

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Like 3rd party ones

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Don't you use a bundler?

worn ember
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Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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idk i just created a vue project in webstorm

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i think i'll stick to ASP tbh

vernal moth
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Angular is way harder to grasp I think

worn ember
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well at least i have a book on that

vernal moth
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Cause it forces you into their way of thinking

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Well, that's unfair, you can't compare learning from docs to learning from a 300 pages book

worn ember
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maybe they should write a 300page guide zoop

vernal moth
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You can buy one

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Vuemastery is great too

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But again, shouldn't be needed

worn ember
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i only have a book on angular cuz i had a class about it

marble lark
topaz mortar
vernal moth
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It's your obligation to give them shit for it πŸ˜‚

marble lark
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Imagine the customer requesting you to write it in x86_64 assembly xd

solid sapphire
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GUYS

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quick im outside nvidias office

wispy blade
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can you get me a uhhhh

solid sapphire
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time to invade it for some gpu's

wispy blade
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3070 thx

solid sapphire
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ill see

frank otter
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can I have one too plz

golden gust
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step 1) Find brick

wispy blade
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step 2) hit cat on the head with it

golden gust
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Step 2) attach postit saying "OSS linux drivers wen?"

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Step 3) Send brick through window

solid sapphire
wispy blade
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run.

frank otter
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the faster the better

solid sapphire
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where to?

wispy blade
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NL

solid sapphire
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newland?

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what is nl i forgot

frank otter
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Netherlands iirc

wispy blade
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google knows.

solid sapphire
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ah yes

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im stupid

frank otter
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so how far do you end up running

solid sapphire
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the farthest ive ran is 2 km kekwhyper

frank otter
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Well run 2km then either find an alternative transport or run another 2km

golden gust
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farthest I've ran is down the stairs and, well, that's coz gravity

solid sapphire
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actually

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a metro station wil lbe ready here bye 2022

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sooo

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i need a time machiene

frank otter
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in 2022 there still won't be any GPU stock so they should still have value

solid sapphire
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yes

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i was going to post this 4 hours earlier if my phone wasnt ded

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should i drop a call to ask if you have any gpu's in stock?

void void
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ooh

quasi valley
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Finally more teamspeak features but hidden behind a paywall

solid sapphire
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yes'

quasi valley
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at least you can let other people pay for you

solid sapphire
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i miss the old irc days tbh

quasi valley
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irc kappapride

solid sapphire
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its called paypal

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or googlepay or paytm as theyre more common here

quasi valley
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no, I mean it's the users paying (Discord) for servers to have the features

solid sapphire
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ah right

void void
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to be fair

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it's not a necessary feature

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it's a nice to have thing

warm anchor
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Unlike reddit gold which is completely useless

mental meadow
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can i have a fancy icon on eternitys server then owo?

mossy vessel
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kenni you love irc

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And we all know that

warm anchor
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wait role icon is out??

solid sapphire
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no?

mossy vessel
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No kappaPride

warm anchor
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@mental meadow good afternoon btw aurororororoa Pepelove

mental meadow
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hey :3

quasi valley
limber knotBOT
void void
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I like how you joined the channel just to do that

limber knotBOT
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definitely a 10/10 with any normal irc client

solid sapphire
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man nvidia no respond to me

mossy vessel
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My bouncer died more than a year ago and I never could be bothered to set it up again lol

solid sapphire
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ill try tommorow mornin when its their working hours

void void
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whopping $1/month

mossy vessel
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Not like I used it much anyway this decade PepeLaugh

golden gust
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I just have ZNC running on a tiny VM on my server

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huggles proxmox

mossy vessel
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ZNC very nice

quasi valley
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that works, I guess pepela

void void
golden gust
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r i p

quasi valley
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you have to directly go to their ugly mediawiki

golden gust
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I've just been self compiling as all of the shit seems to be outdated on distros, etc

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only real change I have is the playback extention

quasi valley
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@viral hornet can I help you, sir

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No pleading allowed in Paper general

mossy vessel
ashen cliff
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@viral hornet BRO!

quasi valley
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?warn @viral hornet No pleading allowed in Paper general

viral hornet
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@twin lagoon tacoplead

mossy vessel
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@viral hornet panda_heart2

viral hornet
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Come play PS5 with me NMF

heady spear
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HMMMM I am considering taking another break from all public communities, could be neat-o

viral hornet
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bye

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xx

twin lagoon
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you hate us

void void
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πŸ‘‹ have fun

viral hornet
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just don't leave incendo @heady spear thanks

golden gust
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City

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I will fucking shit on you

heady spear
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I need both cloud and interfaces for Noxcrew

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so I can't abandon incendo

twin lagoon
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noxcrew sounds like a juicy company

viral hornet
golden gust
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You also can't leave paper

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I need to keep you as a friend so that I can say "But I have a gay friend"

viral hornet
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But you have NMF for that too

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unless you don't consider nmf a friend

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which would be Sadge

golden gust
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what's NMF?

viral hornet
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time to give you to a dodgy restaurant

heady spear
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tbh I am mostly just fucking tired of minecraft lmao

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it's just a giant headache

golden gust
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I hate it when you find funny jokes but sharing it in this day and age could get you in so much drama \o/

viral hornet
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I agree cat, but caution must be taken

viral hornet
golden gust
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It's city, he just needs a good di... nvm...

viral hornet
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tRUE

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come over city

heady spear
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I meaannnn yes, kind of. My work at Noxcrew feels different though, so I wasn't sure whether I had changed my mind

thick wharf
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Does Minecraft have any built-in implementation of delta time? (Preferably one which can be configured.)

heady spear
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I love what I do with MCCi, but I have zero energy to pour into public plugins lol

viral hornet
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Yeah that's kinda past you imo

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especially with working at noxcrew lol

golden gust
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I mean, that's part of why I don't look after much of my own stuff lol

heady spear
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Like, absolutely none. I've been feeling like shit physically for the last year or two, and the little energy I have left when I'm not working just magically disappears whenever I open a plugin in intellij

golden gust
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I've still been meaning to install jenkins on my server for so long to get out of a release

heady spear
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It kinda blows because I am really really happy with where PlotSquared has gotten and I am very proud of it

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but I don't really have time to pour into it and even when I do, I can't bring myself to work on it

next frost
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no need to thank me

heady spear
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ok I won't

next frost
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<3

golden gust
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Part of why I wanna get a full time job outside of MC

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Yet all I seem to get is offers in fucking london 😑

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Goood the sooner the world wakes up from this hell hole the better

heady spear
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So I mostly do project management & back-end stuff at Noxcrew and even though we work with Minecraft, it feels entirely different

viral hornet
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What's wrong with offers in london cat

heady spear
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also helps that I can choose to spend weeks without even touching the game and only work on microservices

twin lagoon
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caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamm

heady spear
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London is great if you don't want any money left after paying rent

viral hornet
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michaeelelelleeelelelel

twin lagoon
viral hornet
golden gust
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It's like, all the way down south, it's expensive AF, I got nobody down there, etc, etc, etc

viral hornet
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Yeah fair enough

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surprised there isn't a lot of remote opportunities atm

waxen panther
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at Citymonstret

viral hornet
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granted, haven't been keeping up with covid situation in the uk

heady spear
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@twin lagoon pls disable all tests because they're preventing me from merging thx

warm anchor
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true

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who need test

twin lagoon
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@waxen panther pls fix all tests

waxen panther
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No

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Yes

static badge
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is brocc not doing his job

warm anchor
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brocco is busy reading his hen... I mean books

golden gust
#

There is, but, it's all down south and I don't really wanna deal with remote cos of my health

#

Part ofme just things that I need a new scenery which isn't like, my bedroom/living room

heady spear
#

brocc was busy taking a vacation so the rest of us had to do all of his work smh

warm anchor
#

pay him less exposures now

solid sapphire
#

good contact or no

heady spear
#

we should unhoist brocc in the mcc discord

#

half of the reason he applied, I'm sure

void void
#

sounds fun

twin lagoon
warm anchor
wispy blade
#

kori hentai*

unkempt drift
#

Who knows smth about GitHub actions, and can an action that’d created a release publish it on the marketplace? Or when you publish a new release does it just take forever to go live?

meager tusk
#

@ashen cliff BRO!

twin lagoon
#

BRO!

ashen cliff
#

BRO!

#

YOU ALIVE?

#

@vale rune

twin lagoon
#

Back from the dead.

meager tusk
#

Barely bro.

viral hornet
#

wb

ashen cliff
#

How much are they paying you?

twin lagoon
#

KGB extracted him from his basement.

meager tusk
#

Yes bro.

warm anchor
#

Back to making 1.8 kitpvp fork

#

Bro

meager tusk
#

1.8? TOO NEW BRO!

warm anchor
wispy blade
#

@meager tusk BRO!

faint crystal
#

hello

void void
void void
fast scarab
#

give me support for it noah 😭

marble lark
void void
#

halp papur repo for 1.8 no work after fiv year

vale rune
#

@meager tusk BRO.

#

πŸ‡¦πŸ‡±

unkempt drift
#

Thanks tho

#

That’s annoying af

golden gust
#

ur annoying af

meager tusk
native wolf
twin lagoon
#

the three balkan musketeers are back in business

meager tusk
#

Can't wait for 1.2.5.

native wolf
#

Not that anyone cares but i'm from balkan too btw

vale rune
#

Which region of Albania are you from brother, be more specific.

native wolf
#

lmao

#

I'm from Bosnia

vale rune
#

Northernmost Albania, nice.

#

Hello bro.

meager tusk
#

Ah. Hi protectorate of Bosnia within Greater Albania.

twin lagoon
vale rune
#

Inshallah soon we also rescue Slovenia.

ashen cliff
#

Good luck.

native wolf
#

lol

wispy blade
#

Bro! Rescue NL when.

meager tusk
#

NL too..

#

Can't say it.

#

W*stern.

vale rune
ashen cliff
#

First Slovenia, Greece and after that NL. kekwhyper

vale rune
#

Always.

#

TFW you give a country unlimited flour and they're suddenly your brothers.

meager tusk
#

Next year in Amsterdam bros.

vale rune
#

Dogodine u Prizrenu kekwhyper

wispy blade
#

where in amsterdam bro.

native wolf
#

Invazija na Amsterdam

meager tusk
twin lagoon
#

you'll want the hague then

void void
#

what is happening here

meager tusk
#

Hague? That's where my dad is bro.

void void
#

are they planning the invasion of Amsterdma

vale rune
#

Hague is already populated with Albanians.

meager tusk
#

He's inside the cells.

ashen cliff
vale rune
#

Even a head of state, Albanian.

wispy blade
#

actual coding vc

meager tusk
#

Next year in the Hague - Slobodan Milosevic, Circa 2005

vale rune
#

Always.

native wolf
#

ofc

void void
warm anchor
#

Niome with her questionable taste rieweird

wispy blade
#

what

worn ember
#

biome dum dum

wispy blade
#

that's why we have a lynxplay in the vc

twin lagoon
warm anchor
#

How do you pronounce lynxplay? Is it lany-nix-play or lynn-as-play?

wispy blade
#

lynx play

marble lark
#

^

meager tusk
prime marsh
#

how can I send stuff in #adorable-pets ?

#

also, anyone has a good free shop gui plugin for 1.16.5? (:

waxen panther
#

IDRIZ

#

YOURE BACK

#

@twin lagoon !!

twin lagoon
#

i am many steps ahead of you

waxen panther
#

You didn’t tell me ?

#

u hate me

twin lagoon
#

@meager tusk Broccolai misses you

waxen panther
meager tusk
waxen panther
#

love u

meager tusk
#

I am back.

worn ember
#

wb panda face

meager tusk
topaz mortar
worn ember
mental meadow
#

I could check but also I'm really lazy

worn ember
#

i'll put my money on cat

mental meadow
#

but cat would have to copy the Γ€ from somewhere just for you

worn ember
#

the only time he puts in effort is to bully someone

wide chasm
#

Yup, was cat

worn ember
void void
#

lynx fighting da bot

#

wait no

golden gust
#

I was wondering if you'd ever say anything about it

worn ember
#

i probably didnt notice it for days

golden gust
#

I don't even remember when I did it

#

23/08

worn ember
#

oh lol not too long ago

golden gust
#

I mean, am also on a mac

#

So, Γ€ is super easy

quasi valley
void void
#

that's a facecam right?

#

the square

quasi valley
#

my skin has suddenly turned pink-ish, but that's me yeah

mossy vessel
#

That doesn't sound very healthy

void void
#

it'll be fine

vernal moth
topaz mortar
vernal moth
#

Do you at least pull it in with a hash to verify?

#

And like, if your pipeline isn't using docker, you are doing it wrong

topaz mortar
topaz mortar
vernal moth
#

Thankfully my customer has to obey me πŸ˜‚

topaz mortar
vernal moth
#

My company is literally 201 years old

topaz mortar
worn ember
golden gust
#

Gonna be a weird day if she ever dies

vernal moth
#

We feel the same about Merkel leaving office in a few months

worn crest
#

rip germany

vernal moth
#

And Merkel was more than a dum souvenir printer, she was the most powerful woman on earth for 16 years

#

She had 6 different vice Chancellors πŸ˜‚

topaz mortar
#

Some kids never experienced another Chancellor. pepe_ultra_kek

plucky sparrow
worn crest
vernal moth
#

Nah

#

Looks like we finally have a chance to correct the right move of the last decades

#

Back to normal

warm anchor
plucky sparrow
#

no its filled with shulkers

#

that's just her ender chest

golden gust
warm anchor
plucky sparrow
#

oh true

#

my bad

cosmic raft
#

status: needs triage is a "managed" label - you do not want to add it to anything

quick obsidian
#

finally left the spigot discord

#

fuck that place

fast scarab
#

adding those damn labels xD

#

who coded that bot 😭

#

give it a 2 minute wait time

cosmic raft
#

I did!

fast scarab
#

I blame you

#

Account for slow people like me

warm anchor
#

Bot has rights too!

fast scarab
#

wow πŸ˜‚

#

time to open more PRs

#

I shall become the machine maker of limbo

cosmic raft
#

If you can understand it thinksmart

fast scarab
#

😦 alright

#

watch me

wispy blade
#

he understood monkemodmail he should be fine

plucky sparrow
#

no @warm anchor no

twin lagoon
#

ETERNITY NO

#

LOOK AT THE OTHER CHAT

south matrix
#

good stuff

warm anchor
plucky sparrow
#

"to make a donation for a boost of extra likes"

#

that does not sound good πŸ˜•

warm anchor
#

That’s basically every server list ever

south matrix
#

maybe i should make my own

#

those top servers pay obscene prices lol

plucky sparrow
#

you should

#

we need something good

heady spear
#

pay a couple thousands every month to be at the top of the toplists and cash in on the 12 year olds that join your server and play for 10 minutes

plucky sparrow
#

"display server address, location, MOTD and number of players in real-time"

heady spear
#

battle with the likes of mineclub and minesuperior, it's worth all of your money

south matrix
#

"display your address and phone number"

plucky sparrow
south matrix
heady spear
#

imagine how many thousands of dollars they got just from these bad bois

south matrix
#

thanks for the depiction of goatse in dms @normal silo

warm anchor
#

5~30k ish

south matrix
#

i really needed that

peak ginkgo
warm anchor
#

they do betting iirc

south matrix
#

oh boy

plucky sparrow
#

what

#

was that

#

LOL

south matrix
#

better if you don't know

topaz mortar
#

A dick spamming shit

heady spear
plucky sparrow
#

i could only see balls

heady spear
#

and I am not even a big fan of pizza

#

I've never seen a penis 😦

plucky sparrow
#

unfortunate

south matrix
#

vvhen you learn abovt goatse... yov vvill see...

topaz mortar
heady spear
#

penis

golden gust
#

seems legit

plucky sparrow
#

same

heady spear
#

I love migrating to a microsoft account so that I can spend 15 more seconds waiting for the launcher to load

peak ginkgo
#

Excellent

heady spear
#

10/10 experience

peak ginkgo
#

Don't forget the funny rectangle

plucky sparrow
#

it's buggy but at least i now have 2fa

topaz mortar
heady spear
#

multimc is h4x

twin lagoon
#

multimc epic

heady spear
#

it's too fucking ugly to run on my computer

#

a e s t h e t i c s

twin lagoon
#

you use intellij in light mode

#

you have no rights of saying it's too ugly

heady spear
#

light owl is the best

twin lagoon
#

no

heady spear
#

have u fixed local testing yet ?

twin lagoon
#

no

heady spear
#

stop harassing me on discord and get working then wtf

twin lagoon
#

no

heady spear
#

that's it

#

I am replacing you with a toaster

twin lagoon
#

you are a toaster

topaz mortar
#

City you gonna need to di(g|ck) into theming. kekw

heady spear
#

are you good, mate?

#

do you need me to call an ambulance?

topaz mortar
heady spear
#

you're too horny to be on the internet

#

go to bed

formal turret
topaz mortar
formal turret
#

on minecraft-mp

wispy blade
#

manacube

#

lol

#

everytime i go on there i get lagback at least once every minuts

plucky sparrow
wispy blade
#

no

heady spear
#

I have the sex drive of a potato

plucky sparrow
#

You also seem to have the intelligence of a potato

worn ember
heady spear
#

stop hitting on me

#

you're not my type

golden gust
#

City

#

I will fuck your shit right up

#

wait

heady spear
#

cat

quasi valley
#

Cat

plucky sparrow
#

cat

heady spear
#

you flatter me

topaz mortar
heady spear
#

you have such a way with words

#

there's no way I can deserve such sweet talking

#

however

#

I am tired.

topaz mortar
#

Then get some sleep

heady spear
#

don't tell me what to do

#

you're not my daddy

quasi valley
#

What if I tell you what to do

heady spear
magic river
quasi valley
#

good city

topaz mortar
plucky sparrow
#

city is clearly in the need of a daddy

heady spear
#

only if there's money involved

plucky sparrow
#

so you'd be giving ysl money or?

heady spear
#

I have no money

plucky sparrow
#

i don't think anyone would pay to be with you

heady spear
#

then pay me to avoid you

magic river
heady spear
#

I don't care, as long as you give me money

plucky sparrow
#

I’d rather spend the money on a hitman just for you πŸ’œ

wispy blade
#

dap is so nice

topaz mortar
void void
#

get him the programmer socks

wispy blade
#

why not get ME the programmer socks

plucky sparrow
#

I’m just a very kind person

wispy blade
#

nah

#

that was the first time someone's ever said that to you

plucky sparrow
#

Just helping the world by getting rid of the shittiest shit

#

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

wispy blade
#

so, what are you waiting for?

#

the door is there

plucky sparrow
#

Yeah go leave now

wispy blade
#

no im in bed

#

can't leave am sleeping zzzzz

plucky sparrow
#

Niombo I know you appreciate me

wispy blade
#

i do not

plucky sparrow
#

We’re friends.. remember?

plucky sparrow
wispy blade
#

only on discord, noob

plucky sparrow
#

Not just discord

#

Stop acting tough smh my head

warm anchor
#

shogi in Minecraft where??

warm anchor
#

the statment is false

#

??

wispy blade
#

on my hard drive

warm anchor
#

public when?

wispy blade
plucky sparrow
#

Is finished tho?

wispy blade
#

no

#

almost

void void
#

that's supposed to

#

lmao

plucky sparrow
wispy blade
#

hey city i'd rather spend the money to order elephant shit to your doorstep ❀️

void void
#

can we use the gh sponsors money for that

#

seems like a good cause

heady spear
#

I feel like this is homophobic

plucky sparrow
#

And the windows

wispy blade
#

i am literally a lesbian, city

plucky sparrow
#

And every possible place where air could come into their house

heady spear
#

you can be homophobic and homosexual

wispy blade
heady spear
#

you're targeting me specifically and I feel unsafe

#

I am gonna watch the kissing booth 3 now

#

bye.

wispy blade
#

you just missed me targeting dap or smth?

#

LOL KISSING BOOTH

plucky sparrow
#

You should feel unsafe

wispy blade
#

shit movie with a shit story with no character development at all

#

my sisters forced me to watch it with them.

heady spear
#

Jacob Elordi is incredibly pretty so I don't care about the fucking plot

void void
#

I mean

#

You're not wrong

heady spear
#

it could be 2h of people farting into a can and I'd be fine with it, as long as he has a lot of screen time

peak ginkgo
wispy blade
#

found the horny

peak ginkgo
#

Tom Holland :))

heady spear
#

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plucky sparrow
#

He’s 15 isn’t he?

void void
#

tom holland?

#

only ten years off

plucky sparrow
#

But Peter Parker is 15

wispy blade
plucky sparrow
#

Or somewhere around that

#

He never ages

heady spear
#

"mom you sound like realtor"
"that's because I am a realtor"

#

10/10 dialogue

lean kiln
#

perfect discussion

waxen panther
#

perfect discussion

heady spear
#

Mr. brocc o'lai, go to bed.

#

it is very late and you have a long day ahead of you

waxen panther
#

I am not even home@

#

How can I go to bed

heady spear
#

poor planning on your part

#

I'll deduct 10 points

waxen panther
#

I will add 100 points to myself

topaz mortar
#

10 points for Gryffindor

heady spear
#

I think I am going to introduce 1 on 1 meetings tomorrow

#

yours will be yodeling lessons

waxen panther
#

hmmmm

#

no thanks πŸ˜„

wispy blade
#

what will mine be

waxen panther
#

stop thinking about work on Sunday city smh

#

Since when do you work at nox Niome

topaz mortar
#

I do not want to know what synonym yodeling is for you.

viscid wedge
#

Donate to me and I'll put the money towards hard liquor and artisan cheese

heady spear
#

plot of the kissing booth 3: guy is mad that his friend is going to her dream college (which is also the college her boyfriend goes to) instead of his college

#

it

#

is

#

brilliant.

wispy blade
#

sounds like your average netflix movie

topaz mortar
heady spear
#

Californians are very headache inducing

plucky sparrow
#

money heist is top tier thoo

wispy blade
#

you have never met someone from the hague then

#

hang on where is that probleemwijken episode with haagse sjonnie

#

donderdag 15 juni 2006, 22.47 -- 23.40 uur, Nederland 1

Haagse Sjonnie gaat over de rasechte Hagenees. Blank, autochtoon en met een onvervalst Haags accent. Vrije jongen, trouwe supporter van ADO Den Haag en met 'schijt aan alles'. Hoofdpersoon Sjonnie is het Haagse typetje, in levenden lijve.

Sjonnie, zijn vrouw Yo en de kinderen hebben geen ...

β–Ά Play video
#

dutch tv in the 2000s was wild

#

on the main tv channel, Nederland 1 lmfaoool

#

dude swearing with cancer and smoking hella joints

heady spear
#

the worst dialect in the world is scanian

#

?? ?

#

the kid is speaking what they claim to be Swedish but it's clearly some weird Danish alien language

wispy blade
#

imagine speaking swedish

plucky sparrow
#

shut up boima

warm anchor
#

shouldnt you two be doing your homework? rieweird @plucky sparrow @wispy blade

tropic flame
#

eternity's the boss

plucky sparrow
#

why did you even bring me in

tropic flame
#

go do your homework now

#

nah nah nah the boss spoke

plucky sparrow
#

shut up sonic

wispy blade
#

that's not the app malfunctioning btw

warm anchor
#

yeah I can see you havent start writing anything it's all blank

wispy blade
#

it's where my teachers put the homework, dummy

warm anchor
wispy blade
#

literally can get hw from wednesday onwards

#

hmm what time do i gotta be at school on tuesday

#

12:20 watfak

wind geyser
#

Lol imagine going to school on Tuesday

wispy blade
#

better than going to school on monday

wind geyser
#

I guess, but I go to school on Wednesday

thick wharf
#

You know what would be awesome?

#

Some kind of blog that details Paper's/Tuinity's various optimizations over Vanilla, and explains how they work.

#

For example, a blog post that explains how redstone works in Vanilla versus in Eigencraft, without going into overkill amounts of detail or shoving code snippets into your face.

native wolf
#

Neither Paper or Spigot have fully Vanilla redstone tho

#

Eigencraft can even be more accurate to Vanilla afaik

thick wharf
#

Paper uses Eigencraft

#

Or at least, it can use it. I don't know if it's enabled by default.

native wolf
#

Yes, but not by default

thick wharf
#

Still, having a visualized explanation for "How does [thing] work in Vanilla, and what's wrong with it?" followed up by "How does it work in Paper, and why is it faster?"

thick wharf
native wolf
#

Me reading this as a Linux user:

thick wharf
#

Being a furry is not a disease or mental disorder, no matter how much some people want the average person to believe otherwise.

wind geyser
#

Is amaroq typing an essay or something?

#

Nvm

thick wharf
#

I was typing and removing bits over and over because I wasn't sure how to say them without sounding like an asshole or like I was personally attacking anyone.

wind geyser
#

Makes sense

thick wharf
#

I eventually decided to just not include those bits I was typing.

wind geyser
#

Understandable, have a nice day

twin lagoon
#

as bad as people's opinions on furries may be

#

your shit is going slightly over the top

north hamlet
#

So I had been working on this prior to the #announcements , but got this working with announcements in-game as well.

twin lagoon
#

<@&748618676189528155> might wanna read the above discussion

swift root
#

seems fair to ask that this conversation stop here and we can call it at that?

#

truth has its place. we don't generally talk about geopolitical powers in sewing club

#

truth has its place

#

i think you've missed the point

#

sewing club sure doesn't

#

they collect points

heady spear
#

Larry you're extra uwu today

twin lagoon
#

@heady spear happeepoheart

heady spear
#

How does one get rid of a victorian ghost that has decided to haunt their left buttcheek?

#

it's a woman in her 40's

true canyon
#

Okay

#

!ban @void void troll

thorny flickerBOT
#

:raised_hands: Banned soulwax#5586 (troll) [1 total infraction] -- mbaxter#1592.

swift root
#

thanks bax! beat me to it

twin lagoon
#

can we ban city now

heady spear
#

ok but what if being a communist makes you extra prone to having haunted butts?

#

I need to know!

true canyon
#

That's two bans for me in an hour! One here one MOSS. I'm crushing it today.

mighty storm
#

wtf is communism, i thought that was a mobile game

mental meadow
#

@twin lagoon

twin lagoon
#

that looks horrible

heady spear
#

how dare you criticize her art?

#

you're such a sad person

#

😠

plucky sparrow
#

No u

twin lagoon
#

no the top one looks good the bottom one looks like a dollarstore version of it

heady spear
#

ok we get it michael you're rich ok?

twin lagoon
#

and you'll know that they'll print it with the worst quality aswell

twin lagoon
heady spear
#

some of us can't afford to buy high quality meme masks

twin lagoon
#

give back to the community smh

heady spear
#

I own a pair of shoes from gucci and that's it 😠

#

one pair

plucky sparrow
#

I own none

twin lagoon
#

that's a lie

heady spear
#

ye dap stop lying

#

apparently

plucky sparrow
#

ok fine

#

my bad

#

πŸ˜”

heady spear
#

michael is in a weird mood today

plucky sparrow
#

πŸ…ΎοΈ

twin lagoon
#

i am vibing as per usual

heady spear
#

stop that

twin lagoon
#

no

heady spear
#

@mental meadow uwu love you you're the best good night

twin lagoon
#

where is our favourite green vegetable when you need them

plucky sparrow
#

uwuwuwuwuwu

static badge
twin lagoon
#

leaf no one loves you

wind geyser
static badge
#

tell that to your mother

twin lagoon
#

go back to french canada

wind geyser
#

Bad day?

twin lagoon
#

maybe