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#general
warm anchor
wispy blade
or convince friends to play onetap pvp
still on the top of the kill leaderboard btw B)
warm anchor
wispy blade
either that or i gotta plead my friend to play csgo with me
plucky sparrow
Watch TikTok all day
wispy blade
fuck no
wispy blade
exactly
dont need that
on top of discord 
15071 messages in this discord alone btw
found @waxen panther 's cousin https://youtu.be/_emKxC9kTJc
plucky sparrow
LOL
potent fossil
man
theres this kid corey in two of my classes and he's so socially inept that b/c im nice to him he's clinging to me really hard and spamming the fuck out of my DMs and has no idea when to stop talking
i just dunno what to tell the guy
i need to study lmao
potent fossil
I guess
void void
Hi
true canyon
i just dunno what to tell the guy
I need to study lmao
potent fossil
he'll start replying with "me too lmao" and go on about how much he needs to study and how the classes are hard and how "we both are such procrastinators hahaha"
i've tried, the best i can do is just not reply
i just feel like an ass
waxen panther
just ignore it zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
potent fossil
yea, i guess so
waxen panther
the messages aren't there if you dont read them
warm anchor
Simple you can uninstall to study 
warm anchor
Jusf move to China simple
1 hour play time
For kids
3 hour for teens
Very productive nation!
worn ember
no free time only work!
mild marsh
Touch grass
warm anchor
If you go to the park and play with sand that’s unlimited @worn ember
worn ember
Outside huh
Interesting
@warm anchor i had a match where our ancient had like 50hp left lol and we won
scenic kite
merry talon
hard to just ignore someone's messages if you have to go to work/class in the morning and see them lol
sorta going through something similar
warm anchor
yall crazy if I am really busy with inRL stuff I will not reply with anything lol
formal turret
ez, just never ask questions or offer any help and no one asks you anything ever
tropic flame
yeah just be socially isolated
and then wonder why no one wants you
ok this sounds too harsh but
the struggle of not wanting to be bothered and yet wondering why no one asks you anything can be real sometimes
merry talon
problem is people are fucking boring
i have one friend where every conversation is just about her cats
i love cats and all but... talk about something else
tropic flame
¯_(ツ)_/¯
maybe start those conversations then
ask her things yourself
maybe she just has nothing else to talk and yet does not want awkward silence
plucky sparrow
i have one friend where every conversation is just about her cats
Well cats are celestial beings
warm anchor
not postless shitpost thing. I shitposting with a purpose 
plucky sparrow
They deserve to be talked about
tropic flame
of course
merry talon
it is the case that she simply isn't interested in talking about something else and redirects to cats
idk man
tropic flame
shitposts with a purpose are the best
tropic flame
it is the case that she simply isn't interested in talking about something else ...
hmm
then idk
tropic flame
based eternity
merry talon
nvm i hate you
warm anchor
tropic flame
LOL
warm anchor
gotthem
tropic flame
nice
not bad days are good days
because they're better than bad days
and bad days are bad
mental sentinel
pallid raptor
Well shit I need to replace my phone battery
It’s been abused a lot so it would be only right 😂
foggy veldt
I was going to say something really interesting and then I spaced out and forgot what I was going to say
pallid raptor
Lmao
solid sapphire
LESS FKING go
i got like all the computers at work
dont you love work shifting offices and then just giving you like 20 computers from 2007
all i need to do is go pick it up
warm anchor
So you volunteered to pickup large trash for the company. Employee of the month
solid sapphire
basically
i keept my loft clear for such a moment
now only question is how do i fit all those computers into a car
this much space will fit like 20 computers right
thick wharf
Depends on how you define a computer
So, before the Client and Server codebases in Minecraft were merged, whenever you took damage, the camera would rock differently depending on where the damage came from. This feature was removed after the merge.
Do you think there is any possibility of this feature being added back in officially?
fossil patio
as a mod sure
cedar zenith
Any Plots plugin where they can only enter them by doing a command?
potent fossil
aight, well docker engine doesnt want to work on windows for me anymore
that's great
potent fossil
😔
solid sapphire
updare: i can cram bout 5 in my cAr
ashen cliff
What car brother?
potent fossil
is it not your car then
ashen cliff
you dont know what kind of car you have
To be fair, It's a Golf... yeah, but not a normal Golf it's a Golf SportVan.. TF is that bro?
ashen cliff
ah yes an alto 800 <:kekwhyper:674093681904713729>
Understandable.
solid sapphire
is it not your car then
right i am the car's then
potent fossil
are you having a stroke
solid sapphire
nop
potent fossil
you are very sus but ok
solid sapphire
if i dont own the car, the car must own me
potent fossil
no i was thinking more like it's your parents car bc you're too young to own one and yet you're calling it yours so ya had to go check what the model of it was
but 🧋 siiiiiiiip
solid sapphire
~~hey my memory is kinda trash ~~
potent fossil
sure jan
solid sapphire
also, are nvidia drivers broken on debian 11?
violet coyote
elo
solid sapphire
👋
long lotus
How can you make so nametags not can be seen through walls
solid sapphire
some plugin?
violet coyote
is this true
solid sapphire
nope
warm anchor
Wut
solid sapphire
should not if its in network
warm anchor
Wtf is even that sentence
solid sapphire
hes asking will his metered connection be used if he is playing on a local network
warm anchor
In what sense will WiFi be wasted
solid sapphire
metered connections have a set amount of data that can be ysed iirc
solid sapphire
basicly as he explained in dms
he has 8 gigs of data
if use 8 he get angre dad
he wants to play with his sister on a lan game
asking if the data will be used if he plays a lan game
long lotus
How can you make so nametags not can be seen through walls
Plz help
solid sapphire
sneak?
long lotus
No
long lotus
sneak?
Make nametags always behavior like you sneak when you sneak and when you not sneak
solid sapphire
iirc #paper-help is more suited for this
long lotus
But no one helps me in #paper-help
golden gust
I mean, name tag rendering is done on the client
So, stuff like that is non trivial
We're also not a plugin database
solid sapphire
But no one helps me in <#289587909051416579>
we are not support agents btw
long lotus
We're also not a plugin database
Do you know a plugin database
golden gust
fuck off pinging
dev bukkit
spigots resource section
failing that, if you really want that, go hire somebody to make it
potent fossil
Ah yes, more free software users demanding help and then going to the off topic channel when help doesn't come fast enough
My favorite crowd
solid sapphire
:hahyes:
warm anchor
It’s Sunday simple
potent fossil
But then god forbid you ever ask that they give back to the project that helps them make money in any way shape or form and...
HOW DARE YOU?
Alright I'm ranting, anyway I fixed my WSL
solid sapphire
gg
potent fossil
mate
vernal moth
I will happily help anyone search for plugins at my standard rate of 50 usd per hour
solid sapphire
lol
potent fossil
mini, hangar wen
vernal moth
Am in bed :/
potent fossil
dont care do it now
solid sapphire
yes
potent fossil
how dare you have a life
solid sapphire
yes
potent fossil
you are a paper core team
warm anchor
For everytime someone asks, mini delayed it by a month
vernal moth
I haven't done much the last days cause weather was so nice so I was drinking and bbq and stuff
potent fossil
that means you dedicate every power of yourself to paper without question
long lotus
Am in bed :/
Also me
solid sapphire
bruh the pings
vernal moth
Yesterday I did cycle for like 4 hours so I feel like a trainwreck 😂
potent fossil
dont know if he's pinging or not
golden gust
look like one too
vernal moth
Doesn't stop me from cycling to my parents for lunch later tho 😂 😂
golden gust
Ofc
solid sapphire
who made btw
potent fossil
ima drink a hefenweizen pretty soon, no idea what that means but it sounds german
mini translate
vernal moth
Cause they also make a bbq and beer and and ...
golden gust
Damn, god, I miss my grandparents stews
and then the day after, they fry the damned thing
and basically turn it into corned beef hash
vernal moth
yeast beer I guess
warm anchor
Isn’t all beer yeast beer
vernal moth
Witbeer
golden gust
Mini is german
potent fossil
idk what it is, it's like blood orange something
vernal moth
Oh that's fine then
golden gust
Am surprised germans haven't made an implantable brewery yet
vernal moth
Schöfferhover?
solid sapphire
Am surprised germans haven't made an implantable brewery yet
vernal moth
Cause the schöfferhover blood orange wheat beer mix is like the best beer for a hot summer sunday
potent fossil
hold on let me get a pic of it you can tell me what you think
vernal moth
potent fossil
Mine is from some local California brewery so probably not as good as an authentic German one
potent fossil
Same on the back, what part you wanna see?
mossy vessel
Imagine having beer in the morning
vernal moth
The ingredients, lol
golden gust
My mate used to have coffee in the morning
and by coffee, I mean vodka, sometimes with coke
wispy blade
lmfao what
golden gust
(sometimes with cocaine, jks)
vernal moth
I mean, beer is just wheat, and wheat is bread, so beer is liquid bread
potent fossil
That's about as much ingredients that's on it
wispy blade
what about gaseous bread
wispy blade
just throw the blood orange into the mix ez
vernal moth
Do they poor in the juice while brewing? That would destroy the Vitamins and some of the state
Oh maybe after cooking
mossy vessel
Having a few cups of coffee is must
potent fossil
I dunno tbh, it's not sweet though
warm anchor
Not real beer simple. It doesn’t say it will cause cancer in the state of California
vernal moth
Oh yeah and the sugar in the juice even helps brewing
potent fossil
when they say blood orange it's like, a hint of the flavor
potent fossil
oh yeah :p there's not a lot in this one
vernal moth
That wouldn't even be legal in Germany I don't think so
potent fossil
it's more like drinking a normal (what i know of normal i guess) ale, but it has some hints in the smell and taste I guess
vernal moth
Cause beer has to be brewed really clean and traditionally to be called beer
Else it's craft beer or a beer mix
My local beer is even more strict, has to be brewed inside the boundaries of the city and stuff
potent fossil
Not sure, but yea this is craft beer I believe
We have a lot of hippy craft beer breweries on the california coast
not sure what went into the brewing process
vernal moth
Craftbeer just means it is made in somebodies basement and nobody asks too many questions whats in it 😂
potent fossil
well, it claims to be brewed by a well known brewery here (Firestone)
they make a lot of regular beers and other stuff too
so i assume it's fine
golden gust
Craftbeer just means it is made in somebodies basement and nobody asks too many ...
So, basically
vernal moth
Guess you only kept the creative part
potent fossil
i'll let you know how it tastes :p
golden gust
Literally everything in 'murica
potent fossil
yea here i always thought craft beer just means it's a creative type of brew. usually some special IPA, like "hazy IPA" or whatever
but im not a huge beer drinker so 🤷♂️
golden gust
Like, I've gotten candies and shit from the states before, and don't get me, some of it's kinda great, but, like, it's worrying how much stuff is "and natural flavourings"
Really instills confidence
potent fossil
yea, "natural flavorings" is on everything. it's really odd
mossy trellis
Who's project is velocity?
potent fossil
tux
golden gust
Think in the UK you've pretty much gotta be straight up with your ingredients
potent fossil
i would like that here
i mean here they can fuck up the calorie count by a fairly large margin and also ingredients as well
untold copper
i hate ae2
golden gust
It is kinda funny when you see things like water listed in multiple different forms in the ingredients \o/
potent fossil
0.5g of sugar per serving can be listed as "no sugar" lol
untold copper
WHY WOULD YOU NOT LET ME SORT ITEMS
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO ACCEPT STONE AND NOT GRANITE
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
golden gust
Same here, tbqh
golden gust
I think our limits there are lower, but, it is kinda crazy
Like, you get stuff and they list the servings and its like, what
I think a small bottle of coke is like, 2 servings
potent fossil
Yea it's dumb
shy tundra
Hi, sorry for interrupting.
But i dont know where to ask this:
¿Why my timings is timingcost: 2273?
I do have a ryzen 7x 3800x
Could be fix with a reboot?
golden gust
why
Yes, please let me use my magical skills to inform you that.. er... well, how tf are we to know
All it does is take the current time, run timings a few hundred times, and works out a cost based on the difference in time
vernal moth
We have a cool company here that makes lemonade with 3 ingredients, lemon juice, a bit of sugar cane and water.
They kinda got sued by the gov, cause their lemonade has not enough sugar to be called lemonade (5.5g vs 7 min), the same year where our ministry of that department complained that lemonade companies don't redused the sugar used as much as other drinks
That was fun
But yeah, they make lemonade without any chemicals or whatever, just juice, sugar cane and water, because what else would you put in?
wispy blade
the stuff that's turning the frogs gay
golden gust
Jones is really... wow
vernal moth
(of course it's all fair trade, bio label and their profits are invested into social projects abroad, to complete the magic Hamburg hipster company)
golden gust
But, I mean, he was actually kinda true there, just, his way of expressing it, holy damn
shy tundra
Yes, please let me use my magical skills to inform you that.. er... well, how tf...
I see! :/ so strange, as i never ever had 2k in timingscost in what.. ? 2 years of timings
wispy blade
Hamburg
says enough
vernal moth
I see! :/ so strange, as i never ever had 2k in timingscost in what.. ? 2 years ...
Is it a dedicated machine or do you just but some vps? Cause then your host is just overselling the crap out of that poor machine
shy tundra
But yeah, they make lemonade without any chemicals or whatever, just juice, suga...
Some artificial quimicals to add different flavour
left swift
Hey I got something to say
golden gust
But, I mean, frogs are apparently nuanced as all shit as they can change sex during their growth and shit, but, still, interesting...
turn the frickin' frogs gay! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!
wispy blade
wish i was a frog
shy tundra
We have a cool company here that makes lemonade with 3 ingredients, lemon juice,...
eg flavor enhancer. I have a friend who use that to apply that and its really a different flavour. Some of them are natural, some of them are artifficial
warm anchor
Thanks for the late night frog facts zcat
golden gust
yw
wispy blade
wish i was a frog
would make this entire transgendef thing way easier
vernal moth
eg flavor enhancer. I have a friend who use that to apply that and its really a ...
Flavor enhancer sucks
Nature has enough flavor in a juice
shy tundra
Is it a dedicated machine or do you just but some vps? Cause then your host is j...
Its my own machine. It literally start to happen 1 week ago. I didnt change any stuff in the machine, plugins, etc.
I was able to have 150 players with easy 20 tps, and now not even with 100 players. So fkin strange.
vernal moth
Did you like, run htop and look for a crypto miner? 😂
Thursday I got wasted on some cranberry liquor or something
vernal moth
That shit was insane
shy tundra
Could be that?
vernal moth
Could be everything
left swift
Wtf
vernal moth
Could be the GC having a stroke cause you let it manage a 20G heap
You give us literally zero data to work with and are still using an offtopic channel sooooo
shy tundra
i see
void void
lol
minor badge
@potent fossil good morning 
wispy blade
"i'm gonna publish 2337229 new articles to celebrate the date"
void void
wispy blade
why the fuck am i getting an mcyt video in my recommended
feral steppe
Does anyone recommend a server hosting site?
plucky sparrow
Bloomhost & dedicatedmc
wispy blade
it handles the connections
void void
your server isn’t lagging?
golden gust
- not paper
- You had 2 bad ticks
- You're having memory issues
idk
You're using a shit GC mechanism for MC
one which is well known to shit the bed after some hours of uptime
warm anchor
Favorite of summer host
golden gust
No, they don't
warm anchor
Lmao
golden gust
You can clearly see that
warm anchor
In case you can’t read
Apex is known budget host
Your mileage may vary. You get what you pay for
Then expect for worse then
wispy blade
if i ever made a summerhost i'd actually use aikar flags but just have shit cpus
warm anchor
That’s something you and your host has to work out with and nothing to do with paper. I mean you ain’t even using paper to begin with
void void
if i ever made a summerhost i'd actually use aikar flags but just have shit cpus
And remember
Swap is free ram!
warm anchor
if i ever made a summerhost i'd actually use aikar flags but just have shit cpus
You want be able to make money then unless swap
warm anchor
Gotta need more
warm anchor
I suggest you to read this complete guide on how to be a proper summer host @wispy blade https://summerhost.pages.dev/
wispy blade
true
golden gust
She's already a whole host of disappointments
She really doesn't need to read up more on how to be one
wispy blade
but i do want to have at least a little quality smh
warm anchor
void void
I suggest you to read this complete guide on how to be a proper summer host <@!3...
I love the constantly changing spelling of pteeodactyelel
Lmao the discord screenshots
golden gust
if ptero wanted to be named properly they shoulda chose a spellable name
warm anchor
TRUE
void void
I’ll be your sysadmin for 0.69$/day
plucky sparrow
are you on mcmarket?
plucky sparrow
Sounds like a deal to me!11!1!!!
void void
I have a server we can use!
plucky sparrow
Don’t forget to enable swop!!!
wispy blade
chad root user
void void
Plenti of spac for our swop and games!
I pay a whopping dollar a month for this server btw
wispy blade
i still wanna get a rack so i can mount monkegame and my pc in there
warm anchor
Just put it on the floor
void void
Can our host colocate in your rack
wispy blade
so my room looks even nerdier
warm anchor
Make one from homedepot
twin lagoon
Plenti of spac for our swop and games!
apt remove snapd
warm anchor
Wood price is dropping now
plucky sparrow
I wanna get a pc that I can use as server so I can finally replace my raspberry pi
foggy veldt
I suggest you to read this complete guide on how to be a proper summer host <@!3...
Lol I choked on my water reading that
wispy blade
Wood price is dropping now
you forget i am dutch
warm anchor
you forget i am dutch
You guys don’t have wood there?
I know deforstization is bad idk it’s that bad bro
wispy blade
we have no home depot and wood is expensive
void void
apt remove snapd
Too much effort
wispy blade
like i paid €26 for a sheet of 3'x4' 3/4 inch plywood
twin lagoon
wood is definitely expensive
warm anchor
Just take woodworking class and take them home @wispy blade
twin lagoon
i wanted my desk to be made out of walnut but that would've cost me like 1500 euro
worn crest
Wood price is dropping now
as i know germany exports a lot to china the last years
so we have nothing 🥲
warm anchor
Ain’t you senior in school, what they gonna do? Kick you out? 
warm anchor
Y’all dotn have that??
twin lagoon
no
wispy blade
not that i know
warm anchor
Lol wtf
twin lagoon
you don't have a class for every single job that exists on the planet here
warm anchor
It’s actually a requirement for school to have it here in my state
As alternative stuff people can take
twin lagoon
i did have some form of woodworking + electrical engineering under one class for a year or two
warm anchor
Kinda like elective class
twin lagoon
but you don't exactly get to choose woodworking
warm anchor
I see
twin lagoon
(and boy oh boy that class fucking sucked)
foggy veldt
In high school they offered electrical engineering and programming for stem, woodworking seems like some 90s sitcom class
wispy blade
we have the tools for it at school in one of the art classes but have never been allowed to use em
wispy blade
nah fam
void void
Wooden server rack
wispy blade
half of it already went to my little sister so she could make a pegboard to put her lollipops in
twin lagoon
@warm anchor 
wispy blade
yes, im making her pay it back
warm anchor
@twin lagoon 
twin lagoon
BEST rie
wispy blade
@warm anchor since you are weeb who is best touhou character
warm anchor
Marisa
wispy blade
based
foggy veldt
Ur pfp is reimu, that’s the extent of my touhou knowledge
foggy veldt
I knew a reimu once, then one day they vanished from the internet :(
That’s how I know reimu is from touhou
wispy blade
reimu is basically me
clumsy, likes sleep and wants to be loved
plucky sparrow
rip paper general
solid sapphire
https://twitter.com/ringo_ring/status/1434356217208623106?s=19
i smell more india in this tweet
void void
Who is hong 😳
wispy blade
the chinese gatekeeper always dozing off
everytime i get past her i wanna stop cuz i dont wanna kill patchouli :(
pacchan very cute
warm anchor
twin lagoon
@quasi valley weeb
warm anchor
wispy blade
very good 3 page doujin 
void void
wispy blade
funny story, i actually found it through browsing the vampire tag on mangadex
warm anchor
We read pretty different stuff
wispy blade
did you know most of that tag is korean bl?
warm anchor
Sounds like something nioma would like 
void void
hello anybody got any idea how to convert a maven project to gradle ? like converting paper 1.8.8's maven to gradle
wispy blade
wtf no
twin lagoon
lol
warm anchor
Google “cho Marisa” you will fall in love too @wispy blade
void void
gradle init
should i chose kotlin or groovy
and should i execute it in parent directory ?
twin lagoon
if you have to ask that
don't bother
it's a hassle to convert maven to gradle with a project like paper
if you want your gradle, stop using an ancient version of minecraft and move to 1.17
twin lagoon
camm 🥺
plucky sparrow
uwu
void void
if you want your gradle, stop using an ancient version of minecraft and move to ...
the pvp version is important
and less resource usage
twin lagoon
no one cares
plucky sparrow
It can
twin lagoon
@viral hornet give me lamington cakes
void void
sure it can
but what about pvp version without plugins
wispy blade
should start keeping track of how mamy people come here and ask for 1.8 cuz of MUH PVP!!!!!!!
void void
I cant spamclick anymore 😡!!1!1!1!111
quasi valley
@twin lagoon I would like to talk with you about our lord and savior, your mom
warm anchor
should start keeping track of how mamy people come here and ask for 1.8 cuz of M...
That would be nice but the number of people give a shit about 1.8 or PvP here is very close to zero
viral hornet
<@!171898972330262538> give me lamington cakes
ngl I would KILL for one
plucky sparrow
I cant spamclick anymore 😡!!1!1!1!111
may you spam click me?🥺
twin lagoon
@quasi valley I would like to talk with you about our lord and savior, extended ViaVersion 1.8 support
void void
may you spam click me?🥺
Can’t anymore, I got carpal tunnel from spamclicking
twin lagoon
ngl I would KILL for one
i have never had one 
plucky sparrow
Imagine spam clicking
wispy blade
it's why i created onetap
quasi valley
on its way
twin lagoon
no
plucky sparrow
In the entire universe
twin lagoon
well yes that too but no
plucky sparrow
Shame they’re so pricy
twin lagoon
i'll fucking drive across the border to supply my dosis of giottos & fritz-kola
solid sapphire
Shame they’re so pricy
yes
wispy blade
michael forgetting duimdrop 😔
void void
😢
twin lagoon
liquorice is fucking disgusting
wispy blade
send
wispy blade
liquorice is fucking disgusting
your mom is fucking disgusting
twin lagoon
didn't ask
wispy blade
you did though
plucky sparrow
liquorice is fucking disgusting
Omg I completely agree
It’s the shittiest thing in the damn entire world
twin lagoon
thank you
wispy blade
i could easily eat a pound of it in ome sitting 😩 💦
void void
how can i convert paper 1.8.8 from maven to gradle, any ideas ?
twin lagoon
just, don't
no one is going to spoonfeed you how to convert 1.8 from maven to gradle
hollow brook
https://www.minecraftjson.com/ i use this web to make raw text but i can only change color of whole text not specified part can someone help?
serene bolt
apt remove snapd
thank you for reminding me to eliminate that
twin lagoon
wispy blade
haha doesnt come with debian
mental meadow
good morning michael!!!
plucky sparrow
Unlike licorice
wispy blade
yeah but dap has never had harlekijntjes
vernal moth
i'll fucking drive across the border to supply my dosis of giottos & fritz-kola
After you for fritz, there is just no way back
Stupid hamburg hipsters
Infesting a generation
wispy blade
man i want pancakes now
plucky sparrow
mmm
twin lagoon
good morning michael!!!
uwu
twin lagoon
Stupid hamburg hipsters
the minimalistic labels screams hipster cola
and now i need to try it
mental meadow
twin lagoon
worn ember
🍞 🍞 🍞 🍞
potent fossil
that beer was alright but kinda.... erm. idk. tasted juicey but not sweet, not quite like a typical ale. 7/10
(for mini)
cosmic raft
hi simple
potent fossil
henlo kash
marble lark
i still wanna get a rack so i can mount monkegame and my pc in there
host it on aternos
you can't go wrong with aternos C:
worn ember
Shh
plucky sparrow
Look at how nice Steam looks on the new safari design
worn ember
no mans sky is 50% off on steam btw
magic river
#gifs-and-memes
I thought the kids were back in school now
Although I guess it is a weekend
mossy vessel
If you're just here for trolling & shitposting you may consider to stop.
untold meadow
<@!315570196549074945> kezeopeiofioeiopeikf
mcihagegaloaaaaaaallll!!!! ❤️
twin lagoon
hjtioldrmglikrsdmglkdmrgkmdrg
untold meadow
babehhahhhhhejeiaidhfnajkaj?
mossy vessel
Latter applies nevertheless 
vernal moth
Look at how nice Steam looks on the new safari design
Safari is the new IE
potent fossil
One of these days we all ought to mass exodus out of the mc community and leave all the 13 year olds to fend for themselves and their precious 1.8
vernal moth
It's arguably the worst of the modern browser, and that's messurable
potent fossil
Safari trash, don't even use it on my Mac
plucky sparrow
How is safari bad
golden gust
Vivaldi master race
vernal moth
Apple actively blocks implementing standards like webXR in favor of their own closed garden impl, which is always worse
They still dont support webPush
potent fossil
I can't stand Vivaldi either
magic river
Chrome is going to be the real new IE 😦
untold meadow
basically every 5 year old feature i use in webdev is never available in safari
potent fossil
Firefox literally for life with chrome as a backup
magic river
Kind of already is
golden gust
i can get behind no web push tbqh
vernal moth
I daily drive edge nowadays
wide chasm
I'd delete Edge from my laptop if Windows would let me
vernal moth
Edge is just chrome, but better
wide chasm
Let me find yesterday's rant
potent fossil
Vivaldi's built in adblock and exception handling are what kill it for me, last I used it there was a bug in the exception manager that I honestly could not be fucked to even report it just pissed me off that much that I went straight back to firefox
novel horizon
I use Vivaldi for quite some time and I'm happy
golden gust
casual reminder that firefoxes performance dives off a cliff so bad for years that they literally ask you if you wanna zap the current browser data
wide chasm
From here #general message
golden gust
Firefox's UI is fucking fugly
potent fossil
Haven't experienced that ngl
golden gust
and then every few years they "overhaul" the UI and make it even more fugly, somehow
potent fossil
Implying Vivaldi is more beautiful 
golden gust
extentions also generally also don't care about FF all that much given that the chromium ecosystem is much more "out there"
vavaldi is 'eh, but, it's an eh I can put up with
No stupidly over-round crap, not too much excessive screen waste, etc
potent fossil
Man I don't even use extensions all that much, nor styles. I'm in it for the mf web content sir not a beautiful browser 🤷♂️
And it runs pre damn fast for me
magic river
Meanwhile Chrome is trying to invent new ways to track you and block ad blockers
wide chasm
As long as I can have an adblocker and bitwarden I'm good
magic river
Chrome is trying to make ad blocking work like it does in Safari, basically
aka shit
wide chasm
Oh and sponsor block
potent fossil
I use an adblock extension but the browser having it built in with very clunky exception managing (I add exceptions for sites all the time in ublock origin) kills Vivaldi for me and chrome (+ incl Vivaldi) eat my ram, brave has crypto bullshit in it, opera...is opera, edge no, safari lol, ...etc
Firefox is my last sanity
golden gust
magic river
Oh, you send everything you type to Grammarly, you don't care about privacy anyway 😛
wide chasm
I've found Chrome to not be too bad with ram, but then I don't have more than a couple tabs open at a time either, so that may be why
potent fossil
When I'm deep in a code session I can easily have a ...couple... tabs open
Like 80 lmao
wide chasm
I've learned not to do that, if I found an answer or smth on a website, I close the tab immediately
golden gust
I mean, it only sends for fields where it shows it's active, right?
magic river
I have 23 tabs open on my desktop right now
golden gust
I mean, all of what I use gramarly for is like, public posts, and so I don't look like an idiot who can't spell
wide chasm
I also only have 4 GB RAM, so need to manage that anyway
golden gust
Well, actually, more so that people don't find out that I'm an idiot who can't spell
wide chasm
I've found Grammarly to often give odd suggestions, so I got rid of it after a while
plucky sparrow
Firefox's UI is fucking fugly
no u
Firefox looks great
Firefox itself is great
No it’s not
It’s not big or weird
It’s like any other browser
How is it weird
It’s literally like all other browsers
no it isn’t..
What Firefox are you using
It’s the same size as any other browser
Shut up please
magic river
The tab bar and URL bar are taller in Chrome than in Firefox
plucky sparrow
See
I get that not everyone might like the Firefox UI
But it’s literally the same concept as any other browser
Define weird
magic river
Chrome does get a bit less padding on the top if you maximize it though so they're probably about the same there
potent fossil
Yall are wild
I'm in a fullscreen site half the time and the other half I'm reading a document and not even paying attention to the size of the window title bar
magic river
The UI is mostly irrelevant though, they're both good enough to not matter
plucky sparrow
You simply can’t say Firefox is weird without explaining why
golden gust
I mean, my screen is 27", I can't fullscreen everything, I'd cry over the wasted screen estate
potent fossil
When I fullscreen, I'm watching a video
plucky sparrow
I fullscreen everything
It seems as if your stupidity is the only thing that is “to big and weird”
potent fossil
Anyway I'm headed to bed, just went and separated two asshole cats fighting for no reason
magic river
They're still fighting 😛
magic river
Oh you meant real cats
potent fossil
Yes lmao
plucky sparrow
Cat are you fighting any other cat
potent fossil
Two of my literal, physical cats, were fighting so I separated them
magic river
potent fossil
What you need to do is type full sentences and learn to use your spacebar. Enter key is not space bar.
plucky sparrow
Shut up spoopa
untold copper
Shut up spoopa
uwu
golden gust
potent fossil
God I hate kids
golden gust
That looks reasonably lined up line, the address bar/tab thing
potent fossil
Goodnight peeps
golden gust
firefoxs tab menu AND address bar are both bigger on their own
worn ember
so we having an argument about who's bigger? Clearly i am
magic river
Huh, apparently it looks different on macOS
wide chasm
BigEyeDragon
worn ember
plucky sparrow
Imagine using chrome though..
untold copper
Imagine using chrome though..
literally can't
plucky sparrow
Chrome is just
worn ember
imagine caring what browser people use
plucky sparrow
Shit
worn ember
(as long as its not opera)
magic river
5'1"?
plucky sparrow
I’ve seen so many people use opera gx
magic river
So you're like 13?
worn ember
that explains a lot
magic river
Haven't hit your growth spurt for puberty yet?
lunar nebula
@nimble topaz seriously? How old are u?
5?
magic river
And banned
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lunar nebula
Yayay
gusty lance
Bruh
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Maybe tomorrow
worn ember
Allo Mari
magic river
I wonder if they were just really proud of being the tallest 5th grader or were just really short
golden gust
Don't care
plucky sparrow
ui to big and weird
golden gust
Just here to make people cry
worn ember
was just a bad troll
wide chasm
What's 5,1 in cm?
worn ember
yes
golden gust
155cm
magic river
Firefox on macOS is probably the worst browser to use, in terms of battery life
quasi valley
that's like a cat and a half
plucky sparrow
oh damn
limber knotBOT
That's ... considerably small
worn ember
maybe he has dwarfism???
plucky sparrow
he is really short
magic river
Or burnt legs if you're using a laptop
wide chasm
Have seen adults about that tall
golden gust
I use vivaldi just cos it's more tolerable out of the big ones
golden gust
Whenever viv pisses me off enough I jump back to chrome but can hardly survive
magic river
On Windows afaik Chrome is the one that uses the most power
worn ember
Electron
Battery Life
Pick one
golden gust
I mean, I really love the gestures, and I've yet to find it elsewhere
worn ember
discord eats my battery life on my phone
plucky sparrow
Chrome is depressing
golden gust
Like, being able to do things with a single gesture is really nice
magic river
Closing Mattermost gets me like an extra three hours of reading webserials on my laptop
plucky sparrow
I uninstalled it because it said “your browser is being monitored by your organization”
magic river
Closing Discord gets me another 1 or 2
Opera was real big on the gesture stuff so I guess it makes sense Vivaldi would be
iirc in Opera it was hold Ctrl then draw something with your mouse
That shit barely worked for me
golden gust
I mean, I just thing its nice how it looks OOB enough for me to not have to care with theming and stuff, doesn't waste too much space which is important for me as I'm either on 27" and wanna not waste too much space as then it's easier to work with 20 windows overlapping one another, and the little things™, like gestures, the extentions I care about being there
lunar nebula
Actually why are there channels with german names?
Are the devs (or some) german?
golden gust
if I'm out and need to extend what battery still exists in my laptop, I tend to use safari
wide chasm
There are some German devs, yes
magic river
I have 19 extensions on Firefox, doing okay there
But sure, some oddball thing is more likely to only support Chrome
plucky sparrow
I barely have any extensions
magic river
Which is really just another reason why you should use Firefox 😛
shy oriole
hello, i have a problem with my server, could anyone help me?
magic river
We need the competition so Firefox needs more users to get more attention
lunar nebula
Sure
lunar nebula
hello, i have a problem with my server, could anyone help me?
Sure
magic river
golden gust
^
vernal moth
Actually why are there channels with german names?
Are the devs (or some) german...
Channels with German names?
lunar nebula
Entwicklungsgeräusche (vc)
(Means devsounds) 😂
magic river
I love my Temporary Containers extension which is something no Chrome browser can do afaik
marble lark
?ban <@!882689695576891403> Underage user
that's the first time I've seen someone getting banned for that reason lmao
vernal moth
There are more channels with German names here actually ^^
lunar nebula
But that's only one channel
Yea meant only this one
lunar nebula
There are more channels with German names here actually ^^
Where?
lunar nebula
I love my Temporary Containers extension which is something no Chrome browser ca...
What does it do?
vernal moth
that's the first time I've seen someone getting banned for that reason lmao
We have to do that, and we sadly do it regularly, as a partnered server discord expects us to enforce their TOS
magic river
A Temporary Container is like a private tab but you can have more than one tab in the same container
marble lark
yeah I know you have to just saying that's the first time I've seen where someone's actually done that and gotten pwned by mods
lunar nebula
A Temporary Container is like a private tab but you can have more than one tab i...
Like a (private) tab group?
marble lark
also woah didn't realize Paper was partnered
magic river
Normal containers is a Firefox feature you can use to let you use one browser to log in to multiple Google, Microsoft, etc accounts at the same time
gusty lance
<#784101089095843900>
What’s in there?
magic river
Temp Containers just makes them on the fly and destroys them when you're done
marble lark
I only know a few german words lmao
vernal moth
What’s in there?
Stuff and things, mostly
marble lark
(Doesn't mean I can spell them C:)
vernal moth
Fun fact, both German channels haven't been created by native German speakers
golden gust
I just want a passworded browser so I can keep my adult history without it showing in my regular browsing so I don't lose content
marble lark
~~I just want a passworded browser so I can keep my adult history without it sho...
incognito mode
lel
golden gust
keep my history
magic river
Oh, looks like Chrome got tab groups this year so if you can do private tab groups then yeah, I suppose it'd be like that
golden gust
incognito mode
vernal moth
Plus at least two others that are learning German
magic river
You can configure things so certain URLs always open in certain containers or always make a new temp container too though
golden gust
my therapist:
lunar nebula
Temp Containers just makes them on the fly and destroys them when you're done
Omg this actually is genious u sure this isn't available for chrome? (Using it since years just never changed)
candid spindle
How much does sponsoring 1$ even do?
I feel like after Github tax, its basically nothing?
marble lark
*my therapist*:
just do what i did with mine
i basically gave up explaining what's actually going on in my life
magic river
Chrome doesn't have anything like that afaik
mellow quiver
does github take a tax on sponsors?
vernal moth
There is no GitHub tax
There is a payment processor tax
And our fiscal host takes 10%
For handling accounting and taxes and shit for us
candid spindle
so you are left with basically nothing?
magic river
The official Firefox feature is called Multi-Account Containers but that's just an extension for the containers feature so other extensions can do things with containers too
golden gust
at the point at which a buck is all you can afford, you probs shouldn't be donating
vernal moth
Well, we get like 85ct from one usd
marble lark
i basically gave up explaining what's actually going on in my life
Maybe that's why my mental state is deproving even with a therapist
magic river
They also have a Facebook Container extension that automatically puts Facebook things into their own container so Zuck can't spy on you as easily on other websites
But if you're using uBlock Origin you're probably blocking Facebook buttons and crap anyway
marble lark
They also have a Facebook Container extension that automatically puts Facebook t...
lmaoo
big ol' Zuck
potent panther
papiermc
lunar nebula
papiermc
Yea?
Are there, now that tuinity migrates into paper, any major differences between purpur and (the new) paper?
magic river
purpur makes behavior changes
lunar nebula
Would u be so kind and name a few examples? (And I thought all behaviours can be dis-/enabled in the config?)
magic river
I mean, some things the people working on it wanted that were easier to do as a patch instead of via a plugin/mod
In purpur you can silk touch spawners, like in bedrock
lunar nebula
[Edited ⬆️]
golden gust
I mean, yea, he makes it configurable but that doesn't change literally what it is
magic river
Right, if you turn all the things off then why use it? 😛
lunar nebula
Right, if you turn all the things off then why use it? 😛
To have the option to enable it later...
Im that kind of person, who plans for everything 😅😂
chrome cosmos
quasi valley
using bungee
marble lark
>using bungee
big oof
how's bungee like in terms of performance anyway
never actually used it
magic river
Should be okay for 1000 players
Beyond that you end up having to do multiple bungees and DNS round robin
plucky sparrow
@wispy blade is the server on 24/7
marble lark
Should be okay for 1000 players
Doesn't seem like it given how much everyone here seems to hate both Bungee and Spigot (Which I don't bother about, but given that I've never used either before sometimes it makes me wonder if both are written that poorly)
marble lark
<@!338608021791965204> is the server on 24/7
she did say she turns it off sometimes iirc
wispy blade
<@!338608021791965204> is the server on 24/7
no, but it is up right now
i turn it off when i go to bed
plucky sparrow
why would i play survival if it's going to die
wispy blade
smp sunday right now bro!
marble lark
why would i play survival if it's going to die
I doubt it's going to given how much Dream is milking it tbh
twin lagoon
Should be okay for 1000 players
at very high cpu usage though
magic river
Well, yeah, but it should work
plucky sparrow
smp sunday right now bro!
can i build complex farms that will lag your server?
marble lark
at very high cpu usage though
well 1000 is a lot of players anyway
wispy blade
can i build complex farms that will lag your server?
ofc you can
plucky sparrow
oh
wispy blade
don't care i'll ban him
plucky sparrow
I can?
marble lark
btw how's the shogi plugin going
wispy blade
btw how's the shogi plugin going
got 7/15 pieces moving correctly?
marble lark
noice
twin lagoon
well 1000 is a lot of players anyway
yes but if you compare bungee to velocity, it's nothing
wispy blade
i mean once i get the gold general moving correctly it's basically 6 pieces for free
marble lark
shogi is a chess game or something?
plucky sparrow
it's
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plucky sparrow
some weird japanese chess
marble lark
aye
wispy blade
kinda paused it for now, i wanna work on other stuff atm
chrome cosmos
>using bungee
sorry to tag but in a single survival server with mobs pvp amd block sync accross them all
quasi valley
?
wispy blade
?
chrome cosmos
read the article of the project
quasi valley
I know what that is
twin lagoon
Well clearly you don't Kenwald
You seem a bit dumb
WorldQL is the solution to all of our issues
I cannot wait to play it on my favourite anarchy server, -2b-2t
worn ember
quasi valley
I cannot wait to play it on my favourite anarchy server, -2b-2t
I can’t wait to play it on my 3 player Aternos server
golden gust
I mean, stuff like that looks interesting until you actually have a clue about what goes on
Have they solved for PvP? PvE?
worn ember
I cannot wait to play it on my favourite anarchy server, -2b-2t
do you mean ax²+bx+c
chrome cosmos
Have they solved for PvP? PvE?
see the video in the article
golden gust
Like, people showcase this type of stuff all the time each with their own set of issues
I got 0 interest watching yet another attempt at this
worn ember
wtf cat, do it
twin lagoon
they haven't solved shit
quasi valley
twin lagoon
worldql is nothing but just some advertisement for a propretiary paid spatial database whatever thing
chrome cosmos
worldql is nothing but just some advertisement for a propretiary paid spatial da...
open source
twin lagoon
the minecraft plugin is opensource yes
wispy blade
quasi valley
can we finally get the michael source code to fix it
plucky sparrow
i accidentally blew up a creeper and got killed by a skeleton
twin lagoon
Available for free, forever.
meanwhile
Pay-as-you-grow pricing
WorldQL is free for your first $50k in gross revenue.
plucky sparrow
i would've fixed the hole but i was being chased by a whole graveyard
golden gust
Theres only been 20 attempts at this
They're still bound by the limitations of single instances heavily still
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what is WorldQL
twin lagoon
golden gust
It's just a massive overblown hype for no reason other than people understand fuck all of it
twin lagoon
some guy made an attempt to use it for minecraft servers
twin lagoon
anarchy players go crazy and so does hackernews & reddit
quasi valley
Average Redditors
plucky sparrow
i had one stack of planks 😔
twin lagoon
mr spotteddick where is our multi-threaded paper ???
waxen panther
niome aren’t you back at school yet
wispy blade
no, tuesday
waxen panther
poggers 😎
twin lagoon
BEST brocc
wispy blade
it's sunday dum vegtebal
waxen panther
BASED Michael
twin lagoon
magic river
lol, people on /r/gamedev asking about scaling the DB to multiple machines
Thinking it's just some future work, no big deal, just not needed yet
chrome cosmos
can't wait for hypixel survival
magic river
That shit is hard
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just add another machine 
plucky sparrow
Have I missed some chapters?
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plucky sparrow
Or is it just their weird smp host thing
golden gust
Yes, you missed the art of overblown marketing hitting people who have very little understanding of CS
There is a reason why these projects only go so far
plucky sparrow
uh
golden gust
Basing it on minecrafts server software is just stupid and no project is going to actually take over survival properly like that
wispy blade
alright let's go rewrite the MC server from scratch to be ✨ fully async ✨ and ✅ must have ✅
marble lark
there's already a Minecraft server implementation that's fully async I think
wispy blade
gotta get the clicks on spigot kneny!!
marble lark
the catch is it's meant more for minigame servers and not just something you just get and play on lmao
twin lagoon
surprise
marble lark
Fully async
**Multithreaded