general

[tropic flame]

more than that and the garbage collector struggles to keep everything clean

[prime hawk]

Even better news

Phew

That would cost a lot

[worn ember]

real question is if your cpu can keep up

[prime hawk]

Thats another issue, but i just wanted to take ram into consideration

Its just, I got shocked when I Heard the specs of one server owner’s specs

[wispy blade]

past 16 gigs of ram it's harshly diminishing returns

[nimble depot]

I mean, I got a Dual R940-like setup for my ESXi

[wispy blade]

you really shouldn't be putting 100 players on a single instance

[nimble depot]

Terabyte of ram in each box does the trick. Quad Xeon 8284 and I got a VM powerhouse

[prime hawk]

Could you continue?

So its a common practice to create separate instances of servers?

[nimble depot]

Hausemaster: hold my beer

[prime hawk]

E.g. A survival server?

[wispy blade]

literally the reason 2b2t always laggy dude

[golden gust]

issue ain't the players as much as the farms

[nimble depot]

One lag machine has the potential to hit even more players.

My massive sugarcane farm causes a lagspike when it harvests (ALL of my farms are run off of the same timer)

[prime hawk]

Antiredstoneclock ive Heard can solve the issue of farms And lag machines, No?

[golden gust]

not really

[prime hawk]

Redstone-based ones*

So how does one solve the issue of lag machines? And farms?

[nimble depot]

There are plenty of ways to generate lag if one has intentions. Redstone, sand, enteties, packet spam. A lot

[prime hawk]

Would a proper optimisation of the server limit those lag machines? Or are there some other good solutions?

[wispy blade]

probably

[nimble depot]

The best solution is to not have people who build lag machines in the first place

[magic river]

Right, the main solution is to have tools to identify such machines, find them, find who built them, and ban that person

[nimble depot]

Some admins just teleport to random people when they notice lag

[prime hawk]

Any examples of such tools?

Or do I have to manually create these?

[wispy blade]

google

is your best friend

[magic river]

I know of tools like that for Forge servers

[coarse lily]

But IBM doesn't make thinkpads anymore.

[magic river]

And I know of server-wide tools for Paper servers

[prime hawk]

Google suggests antiredstoneclock afaik

[magic river]

Don't know of any that point to problematic chunks for Paper servers but that probably exists

[prime hawk]

And ive yet to hear positive things about all these entity stackers And such

[nimble depot]

Their legacy remains strong

[prime hawk]

Can you DM me them?

The names I mean

[magic river]

Spark and /timings

[prime hawk]

Thanks!

[coarse lily]

Haha I think their legacy these days is like "They used to do some okay stuff even though it was mostly being boring and now oh wait they're still around?"

It's a bummer that IBM has sold off most of the good stuff they did.

The drives, the laptops, etc.

[wispy blade]

they provide cloud solutions now, right

[coarse lily]

Just like everyone else

[wispy blade]

true

[coarse lily]

They've bought a lot of companies in "cloud services". I'm not entirely sure how much of that is internal vs acquired.

[magic river]

IBM has been a services company for a long time now, doing cloud stuff is an obvious move there

But yeah, that's why they bought Red Hat even, cloud services expertise

[coarse lily]

The cloud is just other people's computers.

[nimble depot]

They made really good stuff

[warm anchor]

IBM keyboard

[nimble depot]

IBM 3486BGX InfoWindow terminal

I use one connected to a raspi

[royal kernel]

Why do people love IBM keyboards so much, Ive never used one lol

[nimble depot]

Why use PuTTY when you can use a REAL terminal

[royal kernel]

why PuTTY, just use ssh user@ip

[vestal jasper]

Model M's? Buckling spring.

[nimble depot]

Why use a emulator when you can use a device designed to do such a function. A terminal

[royal kernel]

I use a cheap membrane and it works fine lol

[coarse lily]

If you have it connected to a pi you're basically doing the same thing as someone using a built in SSH terminal on their OS.

[vestal jasper]

So for mechanical keyboards people are kinda picky about the feel of the key

[royal kernel]

Microsoft wired 200 to be exact

[nimble depot]

Yeah but the experience. Model F buckling springs and the glow of the phosphor

[vestal jasper]

Oh huh

[nimble depot]

Just running sudo apt upgrade now feels like you are hacking the pentagon

[coarse lily]

I mean I like old tech as much as the next guy.

Especially since I'm old.

[meager tusk]

This conversation's making me feel like a fucking infant

[vestal jasper]

ocelot hop in my DMs and we can talk old tech until the pandemic is over xoxo

[coarse lily]

Haha

[meager tusk]

I am, but I feel like an infant anyway

[nimble depot]

Let's make a group chat about old tech

[royal kernel]

Ya but my cheap Microsoft keyboard comes with a link to "risk of Serious health and injuries"

[coarse lily]

My DMs are always open to you, Josh. <3

Some of the new mechanical keyboards are pretty great.

[vestal jasper]

I have bins of old tech that I've hoarded collected

[coarse lily]

I have a bunch of stuff in storage but nothing handy at the moment.

[nimble depot]

grandpa voice* Back in my day you could kill someone with a keyboard of they cheated you in half life

[coarse lily]

Back in my day Half Life didn't exist.

[vestal jasper]

wym by nothing handy

[coarse lily]

I mean like I can't just pick something up right now.

[vestal jasper]

ah ok

[coarse lily]

In boxes, in storage, etc.

[nimble depot]

Back in my day we played spacewar on a PDP

Okay, I am actually 29 so the first computer I used was a IBM workstation.

[royal kernel]

How old is old, like when you used Floppy disks?

[coarse lily]

I guess old is all relative.

But I used to use floppy disks.

And modems.

And sub-1GB HDs.

[royal kernel]

The one person who used punch cards roles

[vestal jasper]

I have :D

[royal kernel]

Like punch cards instead of floppy disks?

[wispy blade]

josh how old are you D:

[vestal jasper]

In Seattle there's a place founded by paul allen meant to restore, run, and give public access to historical and vintage computers / consoles

23

[wispy blade]

oh lmao

[vestal jasper]

Living Computer Museum, as it was formerly known. They renamed it some time ago but IDR the name.

Like they literally have a fucking PDP-8 running that you can apply for telnet access to

[wispy blade]

yeah in some village in NL there's a museum dedicated to keeping old computers running, i wanna visit it sometime

[coarse lily]

Yeah I've used punch cards. Not a lot as a kid, though.

[coarse lily]

I have a soft spot for old DEC stuff because of growing up in MA.

[vestal jasper]

DECsystem-10 KA 1050, DECsystem-10 KI 1090, DECSYSTEM-20 KL 2065
DECsystem-10 KL 1095, DECSYSTEM-2020, CDC, Xerox XDS, XKL

that's the list of mainframes they permit access to

[coarse lily]

That's pretty rad.

[golden gust]

god damned ||lovable|| NEEEEERRRDS

[royal kernel]

What was your first pc?

[vestal jasper]

Mine was some trashy throwaway vista desktop

fucking VISTA was my introduction to computers

[royal kernel]

zzzCat,U calling me a nerd, You accually PROGRAM on these computers

[golden gust]

Most of us here bar the "get off my lawn" age where like, mid-90's+

[wispy blade]

me, a zoomer

[vestal jasper]

http://wiki.livingcomputers.org/doku.php don't mind the invalid cert

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tvy_Pbe5NA

[wispy blade]

nerd vs geek LMAO

[vestal jasper]

They also have a PDP 11, two vax 11's, a pdp 8, and a simulated pdp 6

[golden gust]

I kinda wish that there was an A4 laptop in color

[coarse lily]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tandy_1000

[golden gust]

I didn't get my first PC until 2012 or something, before that it was general "time sharing" with the family computers we had over the years, we even had a PC with a glass panel side with a cathode ray back in like mid 2000's, before that was some craptastic computer, before that we had some 98 PC but never got to touch that one often

[royal kernel]

OMG he dised D & D, and called me a nerd

[vestal jasper]

I want more vintage systems

I won't be satisfied until I have my own museum

[golden gust]

I did find an A4000 in the attic at my grandparents, or might have been the A3000

I kinda got it working but had no mouse for it, and my birthgiver tossed it away

[royal kernel]

does balders gate and temple of elemental evil count as old?

[vestal jasper]

oooo I remember that game

not like, playing it, but I remember it :D

[royal kernel]

I love Mechcommander, but its not that old

[wispy blade]

only old game i've played and really enjoyed is transport tycoon awa

[golden gust]

transport tycoon was kinda cool

C&C was a fun game but never got to play that until like early 2010's

My fave console game is and probs always will be the original resident evil

Loved it even through all its bad voice acting 😄

[wispy blade]

never had a console, F

[golden gust]

We had a family one but my bro kinda always commanded that with crap like world cup

He did play RE every once in a while but horror stuff was something he could never hack

"Shaaane, is there any zombies through this door?" "noooo" opens door "Ahhhhh!"

[wispy blade]

always played flash games or one of 3 barbie games my sister got 😔

pc gamer from the start B)

or mobile games on mom's ipad

[golden gust]

Oh, the original sims and sims 2

getting original running these days is a PITA, and when I did get it running I was amazed in how stupidly limited it was, but that game played on a VIAO that was basically falling apart

[coarse lily]

I remember staying up until like 5AM playing The Sims with friends.

Fun but dumb.

[golden gust]

2 was also nice as it added on and removed some of the limits but past that they started limiting it too hard and starting giving you original features back in the DLC

[coarse lily]

Each person with their own computer

[golden gust]

apparently the latest sims is like $500 if you want the full thing

I think that some of the older games where cool, especially as they often had oddball limitations but often where really nice to play otherwise

I was never a huge gamer but damn, I remember playing half life for the first time

I bought my first GPU in order to play portal 2 :L

[coarse lily]

$500? Jeuss

For what?

[wispy blade]

can confirm

[fossil cedar]

me it was to play an HarryPotter game because my card was outputing black image when launching game. we figured out latter that it only required a driver update lmao

[golden gust]

latest sims + all of it's DLC

[wispy blade]

my sister has spent >€100 on Sims 4 extensions

[royal kernel]

What kind of Gpus do you guys have

[wind mason]

eclipse or intellij

[royal kernel]

I got a 1050ti

[golden gust]

I have the one built into my iMac :L

IntelliJ > *

[royal kernel]

Ive never used Intelij, only Eclipse

[wispy blade]

i've used both

and i can say, intellij's just better

[fossil cedar]

I was a strong Eclipse user 2014-2020, then i forced myself to switch progressively

[royal kernel]

What is better about it?

[golden gust]

biggest hit is the adaptation

[chilly hound]

Any dutch people who would like to start a survival server?

[golden gust]

better intellisense, better maven/IJ integration, better performance assuming you're not on a potato

not the place for finding people

*maven/gradle

[fossil cedar]

autocomplete is a huge +

Eclipse has an autocomplete, but, IJ autocomplete is HUGE dud

[royal kernel]

Since im learning java, do you think I should switch?

[fossil cedar]

If you're a beginner, you should learn with IJ

[golden gust]

IJ is defo more powerful and defo what I'd recommend

[potent fossil]

BlueJ

[golden gust]

biggest thing is seperating tutorials which sometimes cater more to eclipse from the IDE

[royal kernel]

thanks😆

[golden gust]

But, IJ is much more powerful and generally the direction that the dev community is moving towards

[fossil cedar]

I just dropped my school annual project report to the online drive, i never wrote as many bs as today

[potent fossil]

Almost all my writing stuff like that is bs'd

[golden gust]

Yea, am more of a theoretical doing stuff person vs a theoretical writing theoretics person

[wispy blade]

hi simple

[potent fossil]

hey

[vestal jasper]

simple aaaa

[potent fossil]

henlo joshy

[wispy blade]

do you happen to be in need of cat pics?

[potent fossil]

Always happy to receive those

[vestal jasper]

I chipped the paint

[golden gust]

eclipse just doesn't really innovate and much of the stuff people core functionailty outside of the basics is often in a plugin, many of them bundled but very few as tighly integrated or as well done as IJs

[wispy blade]

then here ya go :)

[golden gust]

VCS integration in IJ, as much as I generally refused to use UI based git stuff, etc, is fricken beautiful

[potent fossil]

Just posted my current view in #adorable-pets

also cute kitteh

[royal kernel]

We should get a dog channel 😁

[potent fossil]

No

[royal kernel]

But there so CUTE

[potent fossil]

they're*

[vestal jasper]

you're*

[potent fossil]

🥺

[vestal jasper]

😏

[wispy blade]

i miss @twin lagoon

[worn ember]

[twin lagoon]

don't

the only thing i've been doing for the past 3 days is play all the mods 6

[worn ember]

bruh atm6 big poop

[twin lagoon]

your entire country is big poop

[potent fossil]

fact

[worn ember]

No

[potent fossil]

at least michale's country has a government

[worn ember]

ahaha

didnt they resign?

[potent fossil]

I have no idea just memeing

[wispy blade]

man

[worn ember]

Belgium on Sunday broke its own standing record for the longest political crisis and longest period without an elected government.

It has been 592 days since the previous government, led by former Prime Minister Charles Michel, collapsed over inter-party tensions on migration in December 2018.

previous was like 541 days in 2010-2011

[potent fossil]

Belgium moment

[worn ember]

for sure

[potent fossil]

Why doesn't your king take over Return to monarchy

[worn ember]

cuz he has no power lul

he's just the mascot

[potent fossil]

I mean power is relative

[warm anchor]

You are the mascot

[potent fossil]

They say the same about queen elizabeth but she could make heads roll if she wanted to im sure

[worn ember]

well i'm sure no one would support the king over the prime minister cuz all he does is soak up our money

and have bastard kids

[potent fossil]

F

[worn ember]

and our prince went on a visit to some country without the parlements approval so they grounded him

[potent fossil]

[worn ember]

bad prince, no leaving the country for you!!

so yeah, not much faith in the royal family

at least queen Elizabeth is a respectable woman

[wispy blade]

looks at dutch royalty

went on a nice vacation in greece im summer 2020, while nobody was allowed to leave the country

[young sable]

Happy Independence Day, all!

[wispy blade]

massive public backlash forced them to come back

[quartz temple]

how far away from cave spider spawners do you have to be for them to activate?

[novel horizon]

Like any other, It's 24 blocks afaik

[quartz temple]

oh alright

thanks

[novel horizon]

16*

Sorry ^^

[upbeat falcon]

Spawner – Official Minecraft Wiki

https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Spawner

A spawner is a cage-like block that spawns mobs. They have a miniature mob spinning inside them that represents the mob that they spawn.

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[wispy blade]

shadow go to sleep >:c

[novel horizon]

you can find info here too

😦

[wispy blade]

it's like 2 am where you live

[novel horizon]

only 1 am

so

i can still be up for hour or so then

[wispy blade]

weee overcompensating timezones

[worn ember]

go sleep kaaskop

[wispy blade]

go sleep fritkot

[worn ember]

[novel horizon]

I fixed myself, I said it's 16, not 24, idk if you saw it, just letting you know, also there's link on MC wiki about spawners

well i gotta go anyway

good night

[wispy blade]

o/

same

got big chonker 100 minutes history exam

[worn ember]

what? arent you out of school yet?

[novel horizon]

i wish i was at school 😦

[worn ember]

im so tired of college, but i also dont want to go work xD

[left swift]

You dont work?

[ancient bolt]

mfw I've spent the past 2 hours fighting with windows to run a stupid update, then I remembered why i booted windows in the first place was just to play video games

so I think I'm gonna do that now instead

[random aspen]

Does someone know where I can hire devs?

[ancient bolt]

no

[lament patio]

That's why my updates are are firewalled out, disabled in registry/group policy and my cable connection is set as metered

[ancient bolt]

I'm just a sucker for seeing an update and going "I should do that first before I do anything else"

[lament patio]

O man

[ancient bolt]

and now I've run the .NET fixer tool thingy, windows update troubleshooter, DISM and SFC

[lament patio]

I wait until I'm done with stuff

[ancient bolt]

all to get 1 update that I have no idea what's its for out of the way

because I feel weird when where's stuff there

[worn ember]

my dads pc runs home so you cant set the group policy and every so often it force updates (even with metered) and bricks the laptop completely

[worn ember]

i'm a student still, i have a part time job as an ASP developer tho

[left swift]

I worked full time while in college lol

[worn ember]

how can you work 8hours a day and got to college for 7 hours a day?

[left swift]

close to 40 hours a week

and also not very well cuz i dropped out

[worn ember]

kek

i'm taking it ez and doing 4 years over a 3 year course

[daring laurel]

does a minecraft server make different world files than a minecraft client making a single player world?

[worn ember]

no

[brave radish]

technically, no

[left swift]

paper servers separate the nether and end folders from the overworld

[brave radish]

but it stores them in different folders ^^

[worn ember]

singleplayer basically runs an integrated server anyway

[upbeat falcon]

Why did my Nether/End get reset when switching back to Vanilla ...

https://help.pebblehost.com/en/article/why-did-my-netherend-get-reset-when-switching-back-to-vanilla-1nnz71i/

May 6, 2020 ... You may have noticed that when switching from a CraftBukkit based version such as Spigot or Paper, to the Vanilla Minecraft JAR, your Nether ...

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[daring laurel]

its not about that

[brave radish]

oh well yeah all of this is assuming you mean Paper

[void void]

no real reason for it to be different

[worn ember]

if you mean if you can run sp worlds in mp, that'll work fine

[daring laurel]

no

is the world generation different (as in the resulting files) different in the vanilla server compared to vanilla client making a single player worlds

[brave radish]

no

it's the exact same code running both client and server

Even in Paper, the generation is the same as single player (in theory)

[coarse lily]

It's the same, as others have said. It used to be a different process (but probably still the same outcome) but now the client runs a server when you're loading a world, so it's the same code/generation.

[cunning raft]

!ban @ivory yacht Screamers are not welcome thanks and goodbye

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Banned Amir!#6138 (Screamers are not welcome thanks and goodbye) [1 total infraction] -- Joshie#0001.

[golden gust]

howlers are more fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBziSx7RtqY

[modest path]

@viral hornet back

[tropic flame]

is this a joke

like

camm back

come back

[modest path]

no

[tropic flame]

ok

[left swift]

cat is the only howler i need

[pseudo shadow]

I'm nimble

[pallid mauve]

😳

PAPER 🤤

[formal turret]

started writing an auction plugin 3 months ago and today i finally wanted to start making a companion mod that'll go with it, so if you have it installed instead of a chest UI you can have something like this

[queen moat]

I don't suppose there's a place to get some help with modding (mixins) in this server, is there?

[brave radish]

I mean, not many people here do it

https://discord.gg/v6v4pMv is the Fabric Discord

[queen moat]

aight

[slow heath]

Welcome to San Andreas im CJ from Grove street

[queen moat]

I just asked there, I'm actually using forge, but it's not using any forge apis at all

[viral hornet]

pardon

[modest path]

I was printerman a while ago lmao

[magic river]

https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/1411853998945193984

Jason Scott (@textfiles)

n̶i̶x̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶e̶r̶a̶l̶

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994–95_Major_League_Baseball_strike

🤔

I wonder what's really on that tape

[potent fossil]

That's porn

For sure

[left swift]

No u

[wispy blade]

wtf man

[left swift]

Wtf naom

[void void]

What does fabric do?

[wispy blade]

it's a modding API

[potent fossil]

anyone wanna see the fireworks my neighbor just set off

[wispy blade]

lol sure

[potent fossil]

https://youtu.be/d9wOTHOercI

quality should improve

I hope anyway tf

telegram reencoded it to low qual this is bullshit

[wispy blade]

lol

it's fine

[potent fossil]

nope reuploading wait

[warm anchor]

[potent fossil]

how long does processing take. youtube plz

[warm anchor]

depend on your channel size and file format

sometimes hours

Best practice is to not public the video until the processing is done or schedule the video in the next 6~12 hours

[potent fossil]

dumb

me want now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkL4P1HIf2U

set to 1080p manually if necessary 😎

[warm anchor]

nice

[orchid anchor]

hi, does anyone know how to enable lush biome/dripstone biome to generate in world generation?
i recently rented a server to play with a couple of friends, me and a few of my friends are new to minecraft(i'm some what new, because the last time i play is on minecraft beta, so it's a very long time)

[warm anchor]

aint those in 1.18 or are those includes within datapack idk

[lean kiln]

yeah if you enable the datapack it has that stuff I think

but you won't be able to upgrade the world to 1.18

[orchid anchor]

i see.. actually, i have no idea that the biome is not included as i tried to google around, and i found some discussion on reddit(dated march 2021) mentioning about snapshot having lush/dripstone biome that they could enable(not enabled by default) on the world generation in game client.

[lean kiln]

https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/articles/4402614709389-Caves-Cliffs-Prototype-Data-Pack-for-Minecraft-Java-Edition

[warm anchor]

Note the name "Prototype"

and thanks @lean kiln

[lean kiln]

yw

[orchid anchor]

thanks alot

[strong stone]

Where do I download 1.12.2 paper?

[warm anchor]

.download and scroll down where it say legacy. Make sure to read the big warning before download

[limber knot]

https://papermc.io/downloads

[strong stone]

Thanks!

[potent fossil]

I put an ad for my 89 mustang at 5000, dude just offered 3000

left him on read, gonna let that simmer a bit and say 3500 or fuck off

also hi Larry

[glossy atlas]

lmao

[untold copper]

XD

[vernal moth]

Don't go that low already, say you can't do anything below 4k you need the money for college

So that's why you put 5k since you need the 4k

[potent fossil]

i mean

it has some problems :p

but yea maybe

[golden gust]

Okay, but

We're missing the important question here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs

[potent fossil]

what even was that song tbh

[void void]

Anyone know any super simple claiming plugins for 1.17?

I’m using lands for my server but people r having though time learning

[untold copper]

grief prevention

[void void]

Is that for 1.17?

[untold copper]

it'll probably work, you can check

[void void]

I don’t think it will wor

[untold copper]

You can check

if it does then thats good

[void void]

Any bungeecord ram usage teller plugin

[potent fossil]

[merry talon]

htop?

[potent fossil]

yeah idk if i'd trust a system monitoring plugin

[ashen cliff]

Spark should be able to provide that.

[potent fossil]

rip audacity

https://twitter.com/KrashHash/status/1411725491581587457

elle (@KrashHash)

PSA: If you use Audacity, the new owners just updated the terms of service so they can collect data on you, including for very open-ended "legal enforcement"; and then sell it to "potential buyers" all without your consent

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[ashen cliff]

Welcome to abandoned open source.

[viral hornet]

wow they really going off

[potent fossil]

Ah, well, nevermind then 🤷‍♂️

[lime oak]

cancel culture is so great ||/s||

[vernal moth]

Audacity isn't abandoned open source

You can continue to build it from source

Source build have all update checking disabled

This whole shit is so blown out of proportion

[quasi valley]

and legal enforcement doesn't really sound "open-ended" to me lmao

[lime oak]

ulterior motives?

[ancient bolt]

Abandoned open source is a fun thought

[quasi valley]

it literally has a description for it in the "Personal Data we collect"

[vernal moth]

The GPL stuff also doesn't make sense either

National laws always overrule the GPL

If software can't be used by minors, gpl can't magically overrule that

Oh god, am in this 3 day seminar or whatever with the topic flexible architectures, and they start with quoting some venture capitalist scumbags

This is gonna be fuuuun

[ancient bolt]

3 day seminar
rip

[vernal moth]

I wanna do this cause I think I can learn smfh

And I just came back from a week vacation

[ancient bolt]

Anyways my preferred flexible architecture is prolog

[vernal moth]

So easy to catch up while I chill here

But like, guy is holding a pep talk why software is important

Citing blockbuster vs Netflix and VW vs Tesla

And am like, you don't say

[ancient bolt]

Life was simpler before software

We should delete all of it

[vernal moth]

He even brought up Nokia vs apple

I think am gonna lay in my bed for another hour and see if we get to fun stuff then

[ancient bolt]

Netflix beat blockbuster long before they were a streaming service tho

[golden gust]

VOD just cemented it

[ancient bolt]

I don't get why you would ever spend time on why software is important talking to a bunch of programmers

Also not sure what the VW v Tesla thing is

[vernal moth]

Tesla got dog mode thus is superior

That's his talking point rn

[ancient bolt]

What makes Tesla's ""good"" EVs (not great cars but not the point) is their battery tech, motor efficiency, and charger Network. You know, all of those hardware things

[golden gust]

Sounds like the guy was writing an assignment, needed another example so decided to shit out of his ass

[ancient bolt]

But none of that matters cause Tesla is puny compared to VW lmao, not a good comparison

[vernal moth]

Nah I agree that Tesla is ahead software wise, hardware wise they lack quality compared to German car makers, but their in car software is what gives it the apple feel

[viral abyss]

lmao it's not even about the software, even

[ancient bolt]

Sure no doubt

[vernal moth]

Now we get amazon quotes from some data mining director

[ancient bolt]

Lol "I'm rich" is what the quote was I hope

[viral abyss]

software's just the digital age's tools, like how smiths made tools "back in the day"

[vernal moth]

Getting the curve into short feedback loops now

Oh god he said the forbidden word

aGiLE

[viral abyss]

waaahahahahahahahaha

buzzwords go bzzz

it's funny how every agile project claim they're not agile, and every project that hasn't understood agile, claim to be exactly that

[ashen cliff]

Presenter says AGILE,
Stands up,
Leaves.

[viral abyss]

btw by agile I'm talking about any of them; scrum, lean, sigma, etc

[ancient bolt]

Bro he's laying in bed

[ashen cliff]

Leave anyway!

Or just go to the toilet unmuted, as one does.

[viral abyss]

those were some funny days weeks months

oO discord didn't strike through tf

lol "agile"

[ashen cliff]

You need double ~.

[viral abyss]

what the, since when?

[ashen cliff]

Ever.

[viral abyss]

oh so I'm just mixing it up with Slack's syntax

bweh

[vernal moth]

Hey at least he explains why it's not always nessasary to overengineer stuff with flexibility in mind

[wide chasm]

But how will my code ever function if my factories don't have factories? /s

[golden gust]

factory factories?! Sounds like you need random lib which turns factories of factories into glorified factories of factories with tooling which is stupendiously magical of which there are two people who knows how it works, one in india, and another in the US who randomly disappears for weeks at a time

[wide chasm]

Great, let's build this piece of software and all other software on that library, while coupling it so tightly that the software will never be able to continue without that lib.

[golden gust]

god, I sure hope I'm not the guy who needs to rip that library out on a Friday before an urgent deployment

[wide chasm]

No, we'll let Bob the unpaid intern do that

[ashen cliff]

Unpaid?

He pays us!

[wide chasm]

Bob is so good at his job, he'll fuck up the deployment and then fixing it is your job cat.

[void void]

why is this error comming? how do i fix this?

[wide chasm]

#paper-help but you've probably already have your server running

[vernal moth]

Man I am so in love with the deobfuscated stack traces

[ashen cliff]

Now we just need ShowCodeDetailsInExceptionMessages enabled.

[vernal moth]

It's enabled by default starting in java 15

[quasi valley]

||imagine you had those natively ||

[vernal moth]

See, I don't need them natively if jmp magic does it too ^^

[quasi valley]

last I checked helpful nullpointers weren't as helpful as they should

[vernal moth]

More helpful than before for sure tho

[zinc plover]

So, im a bit unsure.

Are there any Performance Diffrences between Hosting a MC server on Windows vs Linux?

I always say to myself that MC Servers run quicker and better on Linux but am i even right there?

[quasi valley]

yes

[zinc plover]

are there heavy performance Impacts or just small thingys?

[quasi valley]

if you're just running a server for a couple of players it probably won't matter, but if you have a server with high packet throughput and disc saving, it'll be faster on linux

[vernal moth]

It's definitely noticeable on large deployments

There are certain optimizations that only enable on Linux

[zinc plover]

Since we also need Windows due FiveM i think ill do it simply.

Installing Proxmox and splitting our server in two (we would have the resources for that) and then have Windows and Linux i guess.

[vernal moth]

Sounds good

Gotta love all these dum dedicated game servers that force windows

Quick Google says fivem works on Linux tho

Oh

"Note that the Linux version of FXServer is only provided as a courtesy port due to issues regarding Linux distribution compatibility and availability of diagnostic tools for native C++ code. If you’re experiencing any issues, you’re more likely to see them fixed if you use the Windows version."

Still lazy

😂

[zinc plover]

Yep, but well. GTA 5 is generally crap regarding linux stuff xD

We currently run our Server on Linux w/o any issues, but DayZ Sadly forces Windows. :c

or ill just buy a small server that would be able to handle 40 Players. Hetzner sometimes has nice stuff imo

[frank otter]

whee I just got sent home for 10 days

what would I do with all my newfound free time

*should

[wispy blade]

write plugins

[frank otter]

maybe but then I'd have to learn java

[void void]

How do i make like this to

this

like if the member sending message is owner or not?

which pluggin is used?

[frank otter]

I don't know of any maybe write your own

[void void]

what me?

[frank otter]

yeah you

[void void]

ok i will but you teach me how do i start

[upbeat falcon]

Learn Java | Codecademy

https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-java

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Requested by onetesseract - About 516,000,000 results (0.44 seconds)

[void void]

but how to connect it with minecraft?

[upbeat falcon]

PaperMC Plugin starter project - Paper - PaperMC Forums

https://papermc.io/forums/t/papermc-plugin-starter-project/1625

Aug 26, 2019 ... Hello, If you are like me starting new project again and again, you must know that copy pasting projects' config is a terrible time consuming task.

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[olive marlin]

@void void use any chat plugin. For such simple thing, even VaultChatFormatter might be enough.

[wispy blade]

can confirm VCF is enough

[ashen cliff]

Any good chat plugins yet?

[wispy blade]

bro. KGBChat when

[ashen cliff]

Too good to be public.

Can you even imagine, a single standard chat plugin? Kinda like LP for permissions. The world would be just too perfect.

[wispy blade]

i'll make monkeChat bro.

[olive marlin]

Carbon wen?

[void void]

but not available for paper 1.17

[olive marlin]

Why would you use ChatControl lmao

[void void]

which one to use then?

this?

[wispy blade]

try it

see if it works for you

[merry talon]

I would certainly not try that

Use something well known and supported

Like EssentialsChat

[merry talon]

We have one, see above

[vernal moth]

Gamer pro plays yt

That induces trust

[wispy blade]

yikes, even i wasnt that cringe in 2016

[merry talon]

It's so bad that it seems like just a joke

[void void]

can i get an link to it for paper 1.17?

[merry talon]

no

[wide chasm]

It's open source, so there's that

[ashen cliff]

Bro.

[merry talon]

we aren't your personal servants

[void void]

please

[wispy blade]

use the internet

god damn

[void void]

i only got this

[wispy blade]

search better

they have a website

[green tartan]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/wandering-trades-easily-customize-wandering-traders-1-14-1-17.79068/
anyone used this plugin by jmp?

having issue with the trader keep going invinsible... ->-

[vernal moth]

Open an issue on GitHub and jmp will take a look

[void void]

Every chat plugin is ded

[wispy blade]

DarkEyeDragon isnt a chat plugin

[void void]

not found

please help

[upbeat falcon]

An Error Occurred

The command could not be completed due to java.lang.NullPointerException. This issue has been reported.

Jul 5, 2021, 11:29 AM

[wispy blade]

hmmm

.g essentialsx

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://essentialsx.net/

[wispy blade]

wow

it's that simple

learn how to google

[void void]

which one is for paper 1.17 ?

[merry talon]

How are you so incredibly incapable of doing anything for yourself

It's a troll right?

[wispy blade]

nope, actually genuine

[frank otter]

Phantom what are you trying to achieve in the long run

[wispy blade]

hypixel

[frank otter]

you ask so many random minecraft-related questions here

what lmao

[void void]

no

just a server for 5 peoples

[frank otter]

Why do you need ops in chat then

[viral hornet]

Do you really need essentials chat for 5 people?

[void void]

bedwars pvp

[viral hornet]

Vanilla chat is fine

[void void]

just to show

[frank otter]

just /nick

no?

[void void]

just for 5 people for now and for 5000 later

[void void]

no

[frank otter]

wdym 5000 later

[void void]

not good at nothing cause

[frank otter]

so you're tryna make hplypixel later

[void void]

making server public

[void void]

no

[frank otter]

do u rlly think its gonna take off

[viral hornet]

Let them have their goals

[frank otter]

fair

[void void]

yes

[merry talon]

You will never achieve a server that anybody will want to play on unless you stop with this stupid begging and get to work

I'm gonna tell you straight up

You need to work for something

Or don't waste your time

[void void]

wdym by work for something?

[wispy blade]

well said, if a bit harsh

[frank otter]

I just wanna known

*know

do people agree Google is probably a better place to look for java help than papermc #general

[wispy blade]

yes

definitely

stackoverflow, spigot/bukkit forum threads

reddit

even youtube videos in some cases

who remembers the OMGCraft server setup tutorial PepeHappyCry

remember

.spoonfeed

[ashen cliff]

F.

[wispy blade]

.spoon im 🅱️ery dumb

[limber knot]

Spoonfeed a newbie for a day and they'll come back with more questions. Teach them to find their own answers and you'll both be better off: you won't get stuck answering the easy questions and they'll be much more productive than before.

[viral hornet]

cc: @void void

[ashen cliff]

Camm bro!

[wispy blade]

krusic bro!

[viral hornet]

krusic! Bro!

[void void]

Sorry guys, I apologize for my stupid questions.
And never ask some stupid and easy questions from now.

[viral hornet]

Asking questions isn't bad, but definitley try to take your time to read things infront of you

[wispy blade]

camm would you like to refound Reading Inc.

[void void]

Okie sorry

[zinc plover]

a Docker Enviroment shouldnt decrase performance if set-up correctly right?

[vernal moth]

no

docker is not virtualization

so yes, using docker is fine and shouldnt have a noticeable difference

[olive marlin]

As long as you don't use Docker on Windows.

Because then it does virtualization.

[worn ember]

well rip

[vernal moth]

docker for windows is dev only anyways

[olive marlin]

Docker for Windows is significant enough that they didn't switch the default builder to buildkit, and still use the old deprecated one, only because because it doesn't work on Windows.

[worn ember]

just windows things

[vernal moth]

Well, because the majority of devs is on windows, of course it's significant

[merry talon]

It is significant but that's also a really stupid reason

Just set it as default on the other platforms

[agile pine]

Is it worth ordering a domain from OVH to use with my dedicated server? Because then you apparently have the option to use anycast to improve latency on far away players without the need to buy servers across the world. Is that right or am i mistaken?

[merry talon]

You are mistaken as anycast only works if you have multiple servers

[olive marlin]

But then, despite being drop in replacement technically, you have behavioral change between platforms. But it's not like half of docker networking isn't messed up on windows anyway.

[merry talon]

tbh, docker for windows isn't a product that needs to exist anymore

They should just go full send on WSL

[worn ember]

yes it does

[vernal moth]

Docker for windows is wsl2

[worn ember]

icba to install wsl or learn how to use it, so docker desktop for the win

no, you have to enable it

[olive marlin]

There's so much stuff broken on Docker for Windows, it's amazing.

[merry talon]

uh, you're a minority then

WSL makes dev work on windows 1000x easier

[olive marlin]

Mac isn't quite as bad, but it still is. Remember our QA team spending a few weeks learning about the differences just so thfey can change docker setup in tests so that TL can run them from their laptop.

[worn ember]

only time its significant for me is when patching paper

[olive marlin]

Me: searches Travis ci
Google:
You wanted CircleCI? Or maybe travis-ci.org which stopped being used by Travis quite some time ago?

[vernal moth]

Every time you don't click those links google learns to derank them

Whats maybe even worse for a ranking is if you open and instantly go back to your search

[void void]

anyone can help me with luckyperms

[void void]

same here

even i want help

its cuz i need help with prefix

it doesnt show in chat

same exactly

even i want help damn

i also

where's all the free help

i have vault essential

@void void can you also help me plz

no

plz

no

can't give help while needing help myself smh 😤

[green turret]

I also want help. Preferably with this stupid cold or flu or whatever I'm currently battling.

[void void]

damn that's annoying

[left swift]

I dont need help but if someone is giving away free help I'll take some for later

[green turret]

Since Thursday evening too. Like, super sore throat, almost constant headache. And every time I sneeze or clear my throat, it's like a thousand years of agony.

Hot, humid weather probably isn't making things better. Ahhhh...

[wispy blade]

hey that's illegal!!

it's instant use or gtfo

[left swift]

I have this ziploc bag

[wispy blade]

put it over your head

[left swift]

Where do u think it is

[green turret]

Butt

For the spillage

[worn ember]

more like over his head, cuz thats where all the shit coming from

[wispy blade]

shut up DED

[worn ember]

[olive marlin]

Lmao, copilot is becoming the best IT meme generator.
https://mobile.twitter.com/alexjc/status/1411966249437995010

Alex J. Champandard (@alexjc)

🚨 COPILOT SECURITY BREACH 🚨

SendGrid engineer reports API keys generated by the AI are not only valid but still functional. 🤦

GitHub CEO acknowledges the issue... still waiting for them to pull the plug or make a comment. 🍿

https://t.co/84FZGRiCHC

Retweets

207

Likes

379

Twitter · Jul 5, 2021, 8:32 AM

That's why you never store secrets in code, even in private repos.

[quasi valley]

mfw having api keys in public repositories

[void void]

the only right way

[quasi valley]

but I also suggest you follow https://mobile.twitter.com/copilot_tweets

[wide chasm]

It ain't truly open source if you don't leak your own api keys /s

[olive marlin]

I remember there being a website, which would scan all public repos and show you all tokens and secrets it found. Many were some dumb defaults, but there was plenty of real ones out there.

I can't find it anymore though.

[zealous knot]

You don’t need a website for that

Just search it on github lol

[worn ember]

@void voidwhat was that meme about windows kernel thing?

[untold copper]

where's barty

haven't seen him in a while

[left swift]

Being farty

[untold copper]

where he go lol

[left swift]

Probably in tuinity

[untold copper]

why tho

[left swift]

Cuz he uses it

[untold copper]

hm

[worn ember]

https://youtu.be/7HaFNcj7pg8

bit clickbait tho

[left swift]

Ur clickbait

[worn ember]

click me daddy

[wispy blade]

fuck off DED

[left swift]

[wispy blade]

be horny elsewhere

[left swift]

Naom aggressive

[worn ember]

[viral hornet]

[red panther]

Hi, what domain registrar do you recommend?

[twin lagoon]

porkbun

[wispy blade]

namecheap

[untold copper]

using bigrock for now

also

i love your profile pic

very epic 10/10

[red panther]

Yes, but you need to pay more and more in next years as I have seen

[red panther]

thx xD

[left swift]

Google domains

[olive marlin]

PorkBun epic

[viral hornet]

I use iptables.sh

[twin lagoon]

hello camm

[viral hornet]

Hello dear Michael

[twin lagoon]

[viral hornet]

[red panther]

[ripe oracle]

vanish 1.17 plugin?

[mossy vessel]

no

[ripe oracle]

:/

[wispy blade]

we're not google

[ripe oracle]

i tryed

but didnt find

all is n 1.16

[wispy blade]

then you gotta wait

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[left swift]

Did you try looking for one

[mossy vessel]

EssentialsX -> /vanish

[left swift]

But with your eyes

[tropic flame]

what was that command again

.try

[limber knot]

https://tryitands.ee/

[tropic flame]

there

[limpid comet]

ok what have i massively fucked up

intellij hasn't been working properly for the past 3 days

[meager tusk]

Maybe it's time for Eclipse bro

[limpid comet]

it started when i updated to the new EAP

[meager tusk]

[limpid comet]

then commits stopped working

so i downgraded, now the project browser won't even load files

i'm fucked

[wispy blade]

F

[meager tusk]

reinstall the IDE

and save the config files

[limpid comet]

invalidate & restart 🙏

[meager tusk]

🤷‍♂️

[limpid comet]

already tried that too tho

[meager tusk]

That's odd

[limpid comet]

might be time for a new windows install

it is

[meager tusk]

LOL

That's a good excuse to reinstall windows

[limpid comet]

that's how i usually solve these kinda problems

ain't nothing a good nuke of the ssd can't solve

[meager tusk]

Yepyep

Minor inconvenience -> OS reinstall

[limpid comet]

i've got it down to a science now at this point

[left swift]

Reinstall me 🥺

[limpid comet]

[meager tusk]

...

have you tried re-installing windows again?

Well there's your problem.

[left swift]

Did u try not shaking ur mouse

[worthy geode]

Just uninstall windows and install some OS without a GUI instead. No mouse cursor -> no stuttering

Text adventures!

[oak charm]

Anyone who knows a lot about recommended server specs regarding host, player amount, server version, bandwidth, cores etc... I need to talk to somebody before upgrading my host. 🙂

[warm anchor]

What host you are using rn?

[oak charm]

Contabo

[wispy blade]

usually you want a cpu with good single core performance

[worthy geode]

Single core performance is important, Bloom and dedicatedMC are good. The end.

[warm anchor]

Anything you find will be an upgrade then

Even the Pc in my basement

[left swift]

Eternity is the upgrade

[olive marlin]

What about Raspberry Pi?

[warm anchor]

[vernal moth]

https://i.imgur.com/c9tYBPJ.png

man

the efficiency

wtf

am wondering where all my trains are, and they all on the same route

[warm anchor]

If all trains are on same route and close like that . Wouldn’t it be even more efficient to just connect them to make a super long train?

[oak charm]

I am actually quite satisfied with Contabo. I just need to know more about how much bandwidth and core power i need. Right now I am running with 20-40 players on a 9 EURO/month VPS without any big problems. When we reach 40-60 the server starts to lag.

[celest osprey]

Hello fellas so as you guys know on Hypixel in bedwars da skywars lobbies everyone sees their own skin on NPC that shows stats talkin about this how cna i make this

[warm anchor]

First, have your own team of developers on payroll @celest osprey
then you can have fully custom things like Hypickle

[ashen cliff]

Just avoid Citizens2 at all cost.

[warm anchor]

[celest osprey]

why?

[ashen cliff]

It's better now, but like a year ago, almost all issues were caused by them.

[celest osprey]

okay

[daring stirrup]

Will 1.8.9 run on java 16

[ashen cliff]

Sadly, yes.

[daring stirrup]

Really

[ashen cliff]

Yes.

Taco won't, Paper will.

[daring stirrup]

Nah nah nah

Paper 1.8.9 will run on java 16 minecraft server

[ashen cliff]

Yes.

[daring stirrup]

Lol thats great

[frank otter]

I'm kinda curious

for massive servers like hypixel where each individual server has a lot of common features

like chat levels etc etc

would it be better to have one big plugin or many many small plugins

[ashen cliff]

Depends on how well your ecosystem is designed.

Just one big modular plugin, should do the trick.

[frank otter]

ecosystem?

but like performance wise

wouldn't multiple smaller plugins have duplicated boilerplate

[ashen cliff]

Async bro.

[frank otter]

oh jeez

doesn't minecraft hate async

[ashen cliff]

For features like that, no.

[frank otter]

server side chat things? really?

I'm impressed

how does async even work at its base

is it actually multiple threads or does the jvm just switch tasks a lot

[ashen cliff]

Chat has been async for ages now.

Multiple threads.

[frank otter]

makes sense

then the os does the task switching which I assume is more optimizer

*d

[worn ember]

yes

[vernal moth]

Tell that to the algorithm, smh

https://youtu.be/ssZ_8cqfBlE

I laughed way to hard when the guy talked about 3d cameras and there was an Xbox Kinect on screen ^^

[ashen cliff]

Depends on what your definition of 3d is.

[vernal moth]

It's most likely the cheapest mass produced camera module capable of depth

So it's really not dum

It's just funny

[ashen cliff]

Yeah, even the v2 is/was cheap, as people just instantly sold them.

[vernal moth]

Since I myself did play with object recognition on a Kinect

It was v2, ye

[ashen cliff]

I really like the Kinect v2, but god damn, there ain't any test programs for it. Just compile it yourself bro.

[worn ember]

yeah bro

we dont do the work for you bro

[austere ivy]

aight hopefully someone here can help me out, because my isp sure isn't being helpful

pinging google is giving me this

everything else (1.1.1.1, random other websites) is giving me a similar pattern, spikes in response time every 10 or so seconds

has anyone dealt with this issue before or have any idea why it's happening?

this issue started when I received a new modem from my isp because my old one (which was working fine) was no longer supported by them. can this type of problem even be caused by a faulty modem?

[ashen cliff]

Step 1: Traceroute.

[left swift]

Step 2: cry a little bit.

[twin lagoon]

Krusic!

BRO!

[ashen cliff]

Bromium.

[worn ember]

it can, if your packets arent routed instantly so they back up

gotta be one hell of a potato router to get something like that tho

[austere ivy]

modem

[worn ember]

router, modem, same thing

[left swift]

Think of the path from ur pc to a server like a straw

Thry always get stuck in turtles noses

[austere ivy]

ah yes that helps, thanks nms.

[left swift]

That'll be $500 for tech support

[austere ivy]

I'm trying traceroute but I cannot read this at all lmao

[limpid comet]

oh NMS stands for @left swift

[worn ember]

you can probably check the MODEM logs aswel

[austere ivy]

guess I gotta sigh ~read~ about how to use traceroute

I'll be back

[austere ivy]

(and also try this)

[left swift]

Post scree shot

[austere ivy]

ded . do you mean check router logs

[worn ember]

it logs all traffic, but if its gonna be useful that'll be the question

[worn ember]

i will end you

[austere ivy]

i'm gonna log its face if it doesn't start not dropping packets

[worn ember]

if its dropped you wont get a response tho

icmp doesnt resent packets

[limpid comet]

overclock the router

[left swift]

Try blowing out packets from cartridge

[limpid comet]

i was at a house party yesterday and this guy had a whole mesh network of those Asus rog spider routers

but it went down like 5 times the whole day lol

[austere ivy]

alright i'm in the mainframe now bois

[worn ember]

meanwhile i have a $50 router in my mancave to provide wifi to the entire street

[waxen panther]

did you just say mancave unironically

[worn ember]

are you gonna arrest me?

[austere ivy]

this isn't helping at all

[waxen panther]

wish i could tbh

[austere ivy]

logs are stupid

meanwhile this is still happening

[worn ember]

check the timings between you sending a packet and it ending up on the logs

[limpid comet]

that's the worst button I've ever seen

[austere ivy]

maybe it's google's fault

[limpid comet]

run /timings on the router

[worn ember]

do you have a custom dns?

[limpid comet]

god i am absolutely not helpful at all

[austere ivy]

I thought that I configured it to use 1.1.1.1, but traceroute is telling me otherwise

blul you are adorably helpful <3 thank you for your bad advice, it's cheering me up through this dreadful time

I would just ignore this, because I really don't care about packet loss that much, but garticphone keeps dropping my connect mid-game because of this and I wanna be able to play with my friends >:I

[worn ember]

ik you hate me brocc, but theres nothing you can do about it ❤️

[left swift]

Use traceroute

Call isp support

[austere ivy]

I did. I was on the phone for 30 minutes

[worn ember]

tier 1 support is literally useless 95% of the time

[peak ginkgo]

Team Paper, 1.17

[austere ivy]

the guy, whom was very nice BUT, kept going on and on about download speed and other devices being on the network. not at all focusing on the issue of ping response time

[worn ember]

what are you pinging? just google.com?

[austere ivy]

alright dns 1.1.1.1 now

[worn ember]

networking is fun right

[austere ivy]

I’m on my phone now because my router just died

[worn ember]

@thorny rivet god i'm loving Avalonia already

[austere ivy]

alright router's on 1.1.1.1, I'm pinging 1.1.1.1, and this stupid stuff is still happening

gonna just ethernet my computer straight into the modem and check there

[worn ember]

try other devices too if you can

240ms is a long ass time for an icmp packet lul even if its on the other side of the planet

[ashen cliff]

Just put it in bridge mode and use your own router.

[thorny rivet]

Yeah, it's nice. I did a mistake of trying to implement a whole IDE in it because Eclipse was shite, but it kinda works out nicely, minus the fact that I can't CSS

[worn ember]

[void void]

am i legally allowed to download paper to attempt to find any (barely working) workarounds around the anticheat

[worn ember]

paper doesnt have any anti cheat mechanics? Other than the anti-xray

[wispy blade]

holy shit my little sister just dropped a bombshell of a fart

god damn

[worn ember]

thanks for the info

[limpid comet]

@waxen panther I found where u live

[waxen panther]

Gradle Dr @ Gradle inc

[worn ember]

Camel Dr

[austere ivy]

ok well I tried doing some things to hopefully fix my internet, but idk if garticphone will work now because none of the peeps I usually play with are available

so, uh, is anyone up for a round of garticphone

[limpid comet]

Tf is garticphone

[austere ivy]

it's kinda like telephone but with drawing

here's a link incase you wanna help me fix my darn internet play

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=2130f6228

nvm it's still showing packet loss. I'm just gonna throw out my modem and router, thanks for the help everyone

[limpid comet]

Sad

[austere ivy]

we can have a round later tho ^-^

[worn ember]

just call your ISP to come fix it or that you'll switch ISP

that usually gets them off their butt

[limpid comet]

Yes

Tell em you'll switch

And then even after they help you, switch anyways

[wispy blade]

[merry talon]

Wait until you hear this is against many ISP contracts

[ashen cliff]

Anyway, Microsoft accounts are epic, since you get the worse possible Minecraft experience with it (currently).

[merry talon]

That's why you play 1.8

with offline mode

[quasi valley]

yeah, idk how to live without my migration cape

I NEED it

[wispy blade]

hi kneny

[waxen panther]

you will NOT catch me using the m*gration cape

[worn ember]

oh right you get a cape

[quasi valley]

“Look at that noob without a cape”

[worn ember]

As a wise man once said
"If everyones special, no one is"

[waxen panther]

any sticker enthusiasts

[worn ember]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-incredibles-jason-lee-syndrome-vglbgyqTLUyM8

[wispy blade]

smh

p2w stickers zzz

[quasi valley]

more like pay2lose stickers

[wispy blade]

TRUE

[tropic flame]

is migration finally happening for everyone?

[stuck wind]

Arek sent this in Barebones discord serv

Best addon in existence

[slim light]

what dns server are yall using?

[twin lagoon]

1.1.1.1

[brave radish]

9.9.9.9

all the best ones have only one digit

it's a rule

[slim light]

why not your isps default?

[warm anchor]

Coz it’s dogshit

[twin lagoon]

^

[brave radish]

cuz I don't wanna look it up when I set it

[twin lagoon]

1.1.1.1 because i use cloudflare DNS for everything

if i make a change to any cloudflare website it's pretty much instant

[brave radish]

I also have 9.9.9.9 set as my computer's DNS server, not my router set to 9.9.9.9 and my computer set to 192.168.1.1

[slim light]

i set 1.1.1.1 on my router

[twin lagoon]

in the US you might wanna worry about ISPs injecting ads and shit with DNS

[slim light]

trol

you dont have to restart router after changing dns server right?

[brave radish]

not unless your router is dumb dumb

[twin lagoon]

^

[slim light]

imma do it anyway

[meager tusk]

what LOL

[warm anchor]

Comcast done that

They are like the evilest isp ever exist

[left swift]

alinity emotes?

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

[void void]

yeah